The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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P/W/L
1/3/3;
2/3/2;
4/6/6;
(Fourth)
(2=A7)
Eldritch Lamp 4/8
Bottled Void Visink 4/7
Chrysalis 9/11
Ritual Imbuing 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Draught of Infusion 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Woodring Conductance 6/15
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
I wonder... perHaps the solution is undefined. Yes, perhaps. Perhaps seven, perhaps nine. Perhaps the twisted sorceries are the solution. Long story short, I need some devices and weaponry capable of causing complete and utter Silence, Dispel Magic, Specified Insanity, and cell mutation. Simple enough; I step into Imminently Deceased, and prepare for flight, whilst an alternate self works on the archeological digging, hopefully finding runic inscriptions, treasure, artifacts, and/or paleontological things such as bones.
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The ship lEvitates into the air for a few seconds, before entering the Void as a method of FTL travel. I activate the radar... and wait for the weapon systems to be upgraded to the specifications. Mutations, Anti-Magic Fields, and Negation Modules should work. I suppose I will have to break the ban on biological warfare, or perhaps not.
GE: Use Bipolarity on Monolith. Then, drencH the Monolith in ink.
While TT2000 is in the temple of generic death, I reveal I am its secret incredibly obvious master. I then shoot Perfectly Generic Bullets at him. Being perfectly generic, though, they harmlessly bounce off of him and serve only to annoy him. Annoyed by the predictable outcome, I use Hella Diceroll on him just to see what it does.
Alchemies continue.
Anarchy is complete! I then use it in a way that hurts Lord Dome or demoralizes his supporters. If I can't do that, I shoot them with it.
You throw five Chaos Pearls in a star formation around the Black Monolith, and then shoot them all in midair with Freezer Burn! The pearls shatter, and the bolts disappear in bronze flashes of light. Then, five seconds later, they come back aimed at the Black Monolith, exploding in a combination of ice, fire, and chaos! 12,000 damage!
> NETPATHAM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - TELESLASH
8,000 damage to Z!
> NETPATHAM: COMBAT OPERANDI - SNOWSTORM
You expend 1 Elf Tear and 4 Pie Filling.
You aim Freezer Burn to the sky, and fire a massive bolt of pure ice energy at the moon! The ammunition explodes in midair, creating a massive cloud of ice particles! They cascade down and cover the area in snow, the temperature plummeting to below freezing! Before long, massive clouds start to congregate around the Battlefield, and a massive blizzard appears! It appears to center around LORD DOME, and before long, he's caught in the middle of a massive ice tempest! He's flung all the way into the sky and slams back down. 15,000 damage!
Bluh.
I shoot the Dicestaction Octagonapus at some PG/Hostile entity in a way such that they both roll on the way to the target and embed themselves face up into their nonspecific body.
On that note...
Preview Weaponized Inventory && Fluorite Octet
Attempt to make Clockwork Contrivance in final possible alchemization to see what ridiculous level that version is.
Anarchy 5/7
Notch's Crossbow Armor 6/11
Ragnarok 6/11
If even possible...
JujUs 2/7
Potion of Potential 2/2
I add it to the base supplies because why not.
By the way, how does the x/x thing work with alchemy times ingame? Is it supposed to be based on grist, or what? I'm just confused.
Also, Darnhuzzah! I have generally brought about change in a way that I wanted to be responsible for but didn't want to happen.
It's implied to be just collecting grist offscreen. Don't worry about it too much.
GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
POTION OF POTENTIAL: Upon use, will imbue the drinker with a random status effect.
9/11 for Levis Ignis
2/11 for Diluvium
4/11 for the psi-shell
40/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
2/15 for charged attack
Dimentio switches threads again, disrupting all attacks aimed at him this round.
Also, twin, respond to this below, did you apply Dimentio's over-time damage, or will I have to throw the 100K damage at him when he switches threads?
A red aura surrounds you, which solidifies as a massive duplicate of yourself made from fire! Your duplicate merges with you, causing your very veins to become imbued with lava! You howl, and a red shockwave pulsates from you, imbuing the Frost Wraiths and Tarrasque with your power! Their attacks and your attacks next turn will crit!
You decide that the best way to end these tensions of strife is to create a document with which to formally cease this mindless fighting. You legalize a document and sign a peace treaty which will declare that no weapons can be used on this territory to carry out the war. The Godmodder sends out an ambassador, a lowly player, to sign it for the PG side. Once it is signed, the document floats into the air and sends a viridian light throughout the field. The players' weapons fall out of their hands, but your hands glow with energy...
With no weapons allowed, you'll go in hand-to-hand combat instead. You fly at LORD DOME, pounding him with your hands, enveloped in glowing light! Fire encases them as you smash him into a mountain. 20,000 damage! You then reveal that the effects of the peace treaty only lasted until the end of your attack, which dissolves it.
5,000 damage to the Black Monolith! GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
HMAS Alex and Modpack both weep over the Acquisition.
HMAS Alex then fires at LORD DOME, while Modpack fires at the Frost wall, drawing power from the....
RIP.ZIP?!?!?!?!
I Quantum Conundrum Lord Dome to test out its powers.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE: A heavily modified version of Quantum Catastrophe spray-painted in black-and-white stripes. Its shots are forged from pure candy corn, and they pack a Barbasol Punch.
7,000 damage to the Frost Wall!
You use Quantum Conundrum against LORD DOME, dealing 8,000 damage and Burning him for a turn!
I SCP-294 oOo a Splash Potion of Anti-Godmodding II and throw it at the Godmodder whilst in close enough range that it cannot miss!
I then shoot him in an exposed body part!
Please keep track of your alchemies.
The Godmodder throws a thousand Scouts at you who proceed to whack you with Frying Pans and yell at you for dispensers, which gives the Godmodder enough time to get out of range and Relish Nuke you from orbit.
I attempt to allow Japhet to heal Richard on the grounds that 1) there are probably millions of Richards, 2) That healing Richard would probably be a waste even if it was the right one since Richard, while playing as the Godmodder in Minecraft, doesn't actually have ways to transfer healing from his real self to his Minecraft self.
Erelye, Rollout lasts 5 turns. Or until you're knocked out of it in some way. I then confuse you. ;D
Alchemies progress.
Whoever that Richard is would be a god... No thanks.
Moment of Silence: No attacks of mine make any sound this turn.
GE: Use Nyogtha's Gaze on Monolith.
Now, time for some original attacks; finally.
I rush up to Richard, who is apparently no longer the Weaselmodder, and poke him with a screwdriver. Without waiting to see how he reacts, I coat him in wet cement, and carefully place melting spider eyes within, whilst they release their toxins. I then dive-bomb him with a few Antimatter Grenades, opening a few black holes due to proton compression. Finally, I stab him in one of his humeroscapular muscles with a really sharp stick.
Now, I think it is time I get back to work. I stride over to the monocle, and examine the prevalent energy patterns, as well as those of the air around it, recording my observations, or lack thereof.
You are momentarily accosted by nightmarish visions.
Shadow Corruption: 59%
Oh, I conjure up a defensive mist to evade Insert_Generic_Username's attack.
You stare at the Monolith, your eyes turning solid purple and showing visions of things man was not meant to comprehend, of eldritch abominations outside of the known universe, of forms that shouldn't exist in geometry, and of dimensions outside of the ones we occupy. Normally this would be an attack-lowering Technique, but unfortunately the Monolith is not affected by it so it does nothing.
The Godmodder allows you to coat him in wet cement, and actually places more on top of him! If there's anything tropes have taught me, dry cement is indestructible unless you have a chisel, so the Antimatter Grenades only damage the ground around him! Spider Eye toxins are triggered by digestion, not melting. And you can't stab him in his muscles for obvious cement-related reasons. The Godmodder then busts himself out with a chisel.
Crafting Missle-Mecha 23/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
I start a series of experiments on the monolith, how explosions ressistant it is, which material it is made off and so on, but im not gentle with the experiments.
Potion of Radioactivity OOO Lava Bucket = Potion of Inferno (2/2)
Vine && Gold Foil && Tiberium = Golden Tibervine (Level 1: 2/2)
POTION OF INFERNO: Disintegrates the drinker upon use.
GOLDEN TIBERVINE: A vine made from pure Tiberium, covered in a thin sheet of gold.
The Black Monolith, and the surroundings of the temple it once resided in, were found to be comprised of materials not found in vanilla Minecraft, and not added by any of the Godmodder's mods or plugins. Whatever it is, it is a stone blacker than obsidian, and probably tougher than bedrock. None of your explosions have any effect against it.
A moment of silence for our fallen god... Who will our prayers go to now? We cannot pray to Microsoft, surely!
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Aww... I remember that people sometimes summoned buildings as entities.
Potion of godliness O0O healing potion = Potion of Ambrosa ⅔
but but but.... I wanted... Charcoal... Dust... Surely that would make more... ah, Nevermind. +1 fire
Computer &&& RAM card 2/4
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 36$ _ Wilson's stamina: 45/50 Wilson's stamina B: 45/50 (+2 from me, +1 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Ereyle: Wilson glares at you with anger and suspicion. You did spread this disease which would be counted as wide spread bioterrorism. "I infect half the population of GodCraft with Flux Phage before the effect runs out," were your exact words. He takes your tea but doesn't drink it. He could get along with not using magic and being angry at everything for about another week. He might risk taking it if his symptoms got much worse.
However, on an unrelated note, this does bring up an interesting topic of what magic actually is. We often polarize science and magic on opposite ends of some spectrum. I designed Wilson to be unable to fit cleanly as a being of magic or a being of science. Alchemy is actual science (chemistry) with some magic to make it more interesting. Wilson's cosmic magic (which isn't really cosmic and might not be magic either) is similar. In order for. Wilson to use it for something, he must be strong enough with it and I must be able to explain scientifically (or at least theoretically) why it happened. He cannot randomly conjure a pillar of flames, he must charge the air molecules with thermal energy until they light on fire.
If God cannot help us, perhaps we can only turn to his brother. (No, not The L()rd.)
CLIPPY: [H] Hp: You decide Twin.
Extremely annoying. Doesn't attack, but each turn, he distracts one player into not attacking the next turn.
Oh great.
Anyway, my Generals SPECIALS!
GENERAL OINKSALOT: He picks up his BALL AND CHAIN and starts spinning around. He spins faster and faster. Finally, he throws the BALL AND CHAIN. It soars into the sky, soaring over the battlefield. He then starts punching and kicking the DOME. He then slams it into the ground. He turns around. The BALL AND CHAIN has finished it's flying through the world. It then lands with massive force from entering the planets atmosphere, on the DOME. It should do very high damage.
GENERAL GHASTKEN: Ghastken submerges himself in the lava, getting a lot into his mouth. He then raises his head and... starts flying. He's absolutely massive! He then opens his mouth and starts charging a fire charge. This time, however, it's MUCH bigger. People who have played Final Fantasy would know this attack as FLARE. Lava from his mouth mixes with the fire charge. The tentacle ghasts even throw their fire charges into the fire charge. It's nw nearly the size of Ghastken! He then launches it into the PGs and the BLACK MONOLITH. Ghastken then retreats back into his lava pool. This should do high amounts of damage, and give the NETHER BURN status affect. This is a more powerful version of burn, doing more damage, can't be put out prematurely, and lasts 2 turns.
Parasites: 49/50
General 3: 8/40
General 4: 8/40
Sorry for the wall of text.
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
You hold up your hands to the skies, and a red X appears, descending down onto the field. Where the insignia lands, normal ground is replaced with broiling lava, creating a red crossroad straight in the middle of the plains. You are at its center. Columns of fire appear from the crossroads, roasting the Monolith and LORD DOME! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the lava... Soon, a giant red hand appears... It looks to be viewing the targets attacked by the flames. A white-hot spear of flame bursts out from its palm, dealing further damage! It then retreats back into the crossroads, which disappear, but leave a small X in the ground. 13,000 damage to each!
You have a feeling that won't be the last you'll see of that... thing.
Clippy a--
It looks like you're trying to play Destroy the Godmodder. Would you like some help with that?
Miraj: 26/50
That debuff guy: 25/50
+2 to Aegis
I summon a robot to throw bombs at the Monolith an it explodes at the end of the next EOT BATTLE, which is what I had intended the first time.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of godliness O0O healing potion = Potion of Ambrosa done
+1 potion of ambrosia
Computer &&& RAM card 3/4
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 38$ _ Wilson's stamina: 47/50 Wilson's stamina B: 46/50 (+2 from me, +1 I missed from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Ereyle: You're saying that the actual disease is harmless? Well, haven't you said that this forum version is more dangerous, lasting 10 days rather than 10 minutes.
"They are going to do nothing. Trust me, I have worked with some of the most powerful technomancers, scientists, and mages of the era, and we have been unable to find anything that even remotely reduces the effect. Besides, it usually only lasts, oh, ten days, I believe. We will be fine. As long as nobody does anything foolish, that is."
No one else seems to play "Spot that War Crime". Even though it is pretty easy most of the time.
Wilson growls at you before walking away. In some ways he wanted to suffer more just to spite you.
@Leon: I used rose petals. You're free to have those.
double post salvaged!
Oh, ok--It looks like you're trying to summon an entity. Would you like some help with that?
Random attacks will be cancelled every turn Clippy's alive...
POTION OF AMBROSIA: Massively heals the user and empowers their attacks, just like actual ambrosia,.
Crafting Missle-Mecha 24/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
I obtain 2.5 billon in coins and shower the frost entites with them. The money's weight taken quite literally.
GE: Attempt to obtain sample of the stone the Monolith is composed of. If this attempt fails, I drive a bowl of Vishroom Stew through the Monolith, hopefully collecting a bit of stone as well.
Archaeological Samples: Monolith Stone (?)
Rubbings of Hazel Robe Runes
Rubbings of Various Eldritch Scripts
Silver Eye Inscription (Rubbing)
I have an idea! Rushing down to Grayhold, I grab a bag filled with basic supplies: a pickaxe, hammer, shovel, chisel, brush, charcoal, wax paper, notebooks, ink, pens, a lamp, some rope, and To Rust. I then change out of my Void Thaumaturge Robes, into some more sensible clothing for humid climates.
Grabbing a fedora on the way out, I dash over to the nearest Desert Temple. If I cannot find one, I try to find a Jungle Temple instead. Either is fine.
Talist: I actually gave you a leaf, a piece of bark, and some berries. Yes, that is indeed bioterrorism, I am afraid. I have no excuses. None. Sadly, it appears as if the only humane person left here is you. Perhaps, that is. To clarify, in-game, Flux Phage literally does nothing but increase the Vis cost of creating items. It can be spread through contact, however. Anyways, it only lasts ten to twelve minutes...
Crafting Missle-Mecha 25/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
> Combat technique: Hammertime! Against blobby!
Again... i hope you enjoy!
> K4yne: I heal Japhet with the Hippocrates 451.
> R. K.: Bombs For Again Blasting At Dimentio.
I help fseftr and Serpent and i put my autograph signed by Lord Dome into the HOLY HALLS OF AWESOME AUTOGRAPHS, a pocket dimension only i can access. Since i haven't decorated yet, it goes straight to my Waluigi autograph. YEAH!
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 1/11)
...I'll just up and say it. That's His weapon. What are you doing with that much power...
@Talist, I'll buy a rose from you if you have any left.
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 4/9)
Dupe stuff & charge ect.
Leonstar0:
Twin... by now you should realize I have my incredibly dumb moments and this is one of my moments.
I. Make. The. Monolith. A. Die.
I also realize I should take off the pink spacesuit I'm wearing... I do so...
Leonstar1: Take a picture of the Monolith
Mr. Blobby: Devour parent's souls, by hugging them
Alright... You paint some pips on the sides of the Monolith. When you step back to admire your handiwork, you notice they are gone.
What, using the Captcharoid Camera? I'll assume you do.
=[7 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[7 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
I decide to be Viceroy Bubbles von Salamander.
While him, I decide to do a dance.
This somehow drops a battleship on the Godmodder.
> Godmodder: Be Irecreeper.
You are now Viceroy Bubbles von Salamander. You stop dancing because it is incredibly foolish. You sure don't want to accidentally drop any battleships on anyone.
I DR()P A BLACK PYRAMID ()N THE BLACK M()N()LITH, BECAUSE WHY N()T?
Experiment number 413 has been complete. Launching....
A crate made of FIRE OAK falls from a NETHER PORTAL in the sky. The portal then turns off after it falls. The crate rocks, jumps, and turns, until it bursts open. Inside are 10 HEADCRABS. (Thanks Piono!) However, they've been experimented on. They are now the color of LAVA. Their legs are made of NETHERBRICK. NETHER WARTS grow out of their backs.
NETHER PARASITES have appeared!
Nether Parasites: [H]
Hp: 20,000 x10
Attacks: Head pounce: light damage.
Abilities: 25% chance that head pounce lodges it into the creature, possessing it. During which, said creature becomes Hostile and will attack everything! When possessed creature is killed, the Parasite will leave and look for a new host.
General 3: 9/40
General 4: 9/40
6,000 damage!
The Black Monolith -IFIES the faux lookalike away!
@Talist, I'll buy a rose from you if you have any left.
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 5/9)
Dupe stuff & charge ect.
@Talist, I'll buy a rose from you if you have any left.
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 6/9)
Dupe stuff & charge ect.
Leonstar0: I blast Japhet with pure rainbowcorn rainbow barf.
POST 1;
13/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade. +1 from Erelye.
2/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
2/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 2/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 2/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (6/11) MY INVENTORY
This is what you record: The Monocle seems to be pushing jets of an unknown energy out of it's lens. The outer hull seems to stop any other energy. The energy patterns outside seem to be pulses of an unknown energy flowing upwards, also creating a purple beam of light, signifying it's presence. At one point, you peered through it while inspecting. Through it, everything is tinted a dark purple, and some things... are visible. You see the pen that Eglarbroad was writing with. It seems to be in a red ink, but when you look at it, but not through the monocle, you only see green ink...
Hmm... interesting. I decide to go to the shrine. MODIFYING THE MEDIUM The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --ḤA̞ ͝ḦA͙ ͪḪA͂ ̺HͮE̶ ̜H͔E̗ ᷄H᷇E͔ ͕H̽O̦ ̃H͗O͜ ͣH̉O̤
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: II VOID: II EATEN: Monochromium Fuel Rod VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 50/1000 AQUA: 50/1000 TERRA: 50/1000 AER: 50/1000 ORDO: 50/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: I JOLT: I ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: I MUSHROOM BOMB: I VOID MODE: I NULL CUBE MODE: I NOGALISTA MODE: I TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: I PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: I EMP: I METEOR SHOWER: I
Eldritch Lamp 4/8
Bottled Void Visink 4/7
Chrysalis 9/11
Ritual Imbuing 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Draught of Infusion 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Woodring Conductance 6/15
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
I wonder... perHaps the solution is undefined. Yes, perhaps. Perhaps seven, perhaps nine. Perhaps the twisted sorceries are the solution. Long story short, I need some devices and weaponry capable of causing complete and utter Silence, Dispel Magic, Specified Insanity, and cell mutation. Simple enough; I step into Imminently Deceased, and prepare for flight, whilst an alternate self works on the archeological digging, hopefully finding runic inscriptions, treasure, artifacts, and/or paleontological things such as bones.
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The ship lEvitates into the air for a few seconds, before entering the Void as a method of FTL travel. I activate the radar... and wait for the weapon systems to be upgraded to the specifications. Mutations, Anti-Magic Fields, and Negation Modules should work. I suppose I will have to break the ban on biological warfare, or perhaps not.
GE: Use Bipolarity on Monolith. Then, drencH the Monolith in ink.
While TT2000 is in the temple of generic death, I reveal I am its secret incredibly obvious master. I then shoot Perfectly Generic Bullets at him. Being perfectly generic, though, they harmlessly bounce off of him and serve only to annoy him. Annoyed by the predictable outcome, I use Hella Diceroll on him just to see what it does.
Alchemies continue.
Anarchy is complete! I then use it in a way that hurts Lord Dome or demoralizes his supporters. If I can't do that, I shoot them with it.
You can't attack players!
ANARCHY: A laser gun whose stock resembles a spiraling helix. Its scope resembles a double helix. Its shots are pure red bolts of anarchy and chaos. Wielding it causes scriptures from the Book of Helix to enter the user's mind.
8,000 damage to LORD DOME!
LORD DOME uses Ancient Power, dealing 5,000 damage to every entity! He then uses the special attacks of his Scythes: Dark Pulse, which causes Mr. Blobby, HMAS Modpack, and the Frost Wyrm to have a 50% chance of failing their attacks next turn, and Control, which turns General Ghastken against its friends, allowing friendly fire! General Oinksalot uses Spin Throw Deluxe on LORD DOME, dealing 10,000 damage! General Ghastken uses Flare Charge on Mr. Blobby, dealing 17,000 damage! Clippy interrupts the attacks of the Frost Wraiths!
HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to LORD DOME, and HMAS Modpack deals 4,000 damage to the Frost Wall! The Tarrasque deals 4,000 damage to the Mr. Blobby!
The Frost Wyrm deals 5,000 damage to HMAS Modpack!
Z and Japhet deal 10,000 damage to Mr. Blobby, and the Godmodder finishes it off!
Two Zombie Pigmen are killed (through various means) thanks to Fear! The Wither Skeletons kill the remaining Blaze! Thanks to Fear, all attacks against the Pigmen next turn will crit!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 269,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 112,500/300,000. Bill:IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 50,000/50,000. Control: IIIBurn: I
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 145,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 95,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII - III I boost my alchemies by 2, and Talist's by 1
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
4/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake
4/? Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
10/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
50 post 2 moar golems as hostile (can't attack frost entities). 15% damage resistance to frost entities.
EVERYBODY SUMMON FROST ENTITIES!
10 post Zeus's Ire to the Black Monlolith.
I compress 300 million cubic meters of air into a small flashlight sized cylinder. I place it at the base of the Black Monolith and start running. All who were about to attack the Monolith stare confused at me wondering why I'm running.... Maxim 3
Something is very wrong here... Hee hee hee. You betcha Cube Boy!
Cube Boy!?!?
10/11 for Levis Ignis
3/11 for Diluvium
5/11 for the psi-shell
41/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
3/15 for charged attack.
Phobos uses grip of Darkness Lvl 2: wave of shadows (or whatever I called it) on the zombie pigmen.
Phobos!!! Finish up in there!!! Why? What's wrong?
DIMENTIO!!!! Gorilla.
Suddenly, on the field...
A massive doorway opens up. It shows another place, words line the sky, but a once-beautiful landscape is the main portion of the view.
It is now ruined, laser blasts explosions, much like what happened to Genericraft over a year ago, and what has happened and is happening to Godcraft.
The notable feature is Dimentio.
He is surrounded by the power of paradoxes, throbbing around him in a field of lethal power.
He holds, in his hands, the Chaos Heart.
The most dangerous weapon in the multiverse. Hee hee hee! The time is now!!!
Hah!
You can't do it! Oh?
You need three auxiliary paradoxes to unleash what you have planned!
You stupid clown, why do you think I let it come anywhere near you? Why do you think I degraded myself for working for the ungodly?
Oh.
Oh... gorilla. Indeed.
From a sleeve somewhere within his hat, Dimentio pulls a magic cueball.
Dimentio looks up into the sky, twinbuilder sees Dimentio looking right. into. his. camera.
Twinbuilder stumbles back, and Dimentio laughs. Thanks to you, dear game master, for the wonderful weapon which you made. Were it not for the paradox generating capabilities of oblivion's destroyer, I might have actually had some difficulty procuring the paradoxes I need.
piono recognizes something.
WAIT! You can't possibly be carrying that cueball! No? why on minecraft not?
That's the one Doc Scratch shot Twinbuilder with! OH! Now why didn't I think of that? How convenient, I do believe that's auxiliary paradox number two!
Dimentio plugs the cueball into the hilt of Oblivion's Destroyer.
The paradox aura around Dimentio grows darker, and darker, and even more dark.
But... but.
Piono sighs in relief.
You're one short! Am I? I believe you'll find that I'm all the paradox I need.
And Dimentio swipes the sword across his own neck.
A paradox clone, his very existence a paradox in its own right.
Three auxiliary paradoxes.
Just enough.
Just enough for an unresolved paradox.
Dark lightning crackles across both worlds, magic goes haywire, electronics short out, everything takes massive amounts of damage.
The sky grows dark.
Dimentio still stands, but now, instead of the jester, he is now but silhouette of paradox energy, holding the bringer of the death of half the multiverse.
Paradox Dimentio: [H]: Hp: 1,000,000
Abilities: active: Dimentio has the ability to block incoming attacks.
The Dark Carnival: 12 charge, complete and total field wipe. All entities besides the godmodder are destroyed, and no further entities can be summoned other than those working for Dimentio until Dimentio is destroyed.
Paradox Surge: 5 charge: A massive wave of paradox energy, akin to the one unleashed upon Dimentio's ascension. Deals massive damage to all entities.
Impending Doom: 2 charge: Every time this ability goes off, Dimentio's attack power is permanently increased.
Dimentio cannot be healed.
((Yes, I okayed this with twin beforehand. Don't worry, you are not alone, the players of the tvtropes thread are attacking this same monstrosity))
And in case you're wondering...
Spoil of War: Chaos Heart: 5 recharge; deals massive damage to ALL entities within target area, no differentiation though, so you will hit your own entities just as hard.
piono is knocked back by the massive paradox burst, and falls to the ground.
He stands up, looks around in panic, pulls out the Ultimatum, loads it with omega bullets, and fires it on full auto at Paradox Dimentio.
KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM NOW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT LIVES!!!! THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER FACED!!!! HE'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US!!! FOR REAL!!!!
In a far distant place, a seal remains unbroken. Suddenly, everything grows dark.
The clown smiles.
With a massive spin, the seal is broken, and red energy flows out across everywhere, but amongst the vortex of paradoxes, it goes unnoticed. FINALLY!!!
In another universe...
A girl sits at her computer.
Then feels the entire room rock. She clambers out of the fallen chair, looks at the sky of Godcraft, and curses. 8hgorillapion8. Wh8t th8gorillad8d you do!?!?!?!?
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=TURN ONE=
=[9 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[9 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
I use-
˙ǝbuǝןןɐɥɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇǝɯ ʎןןɐuıɟ ɯ,ı os
So you are.
˙ןɐǝp ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝʞıן pןnoʍ ı 'uıʍʇ
˙noʎ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı oʇuǝɯıp ʇɐ pǝɯıɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɯʎɥʇ ɟo ǝןʇʇoq sıɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɯ ןɐǝɥ ʎןʇɐǝɹb
Wait!
How'd you get my Thyme!?
¡uǝdo ǝɥʇ uı ʇno ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝן noʎ ¿ǝɹoɟǝq ɹɐʍ ɟo s,ןıods ɹnoʎ uǝןoʇs s,ʎpoqou
This...
This is bad.
(Translated for you people who can't flip their monitors: Lord Dome wants to be greatly healed by Twin. If he is healed, he'll use Waluigi Thyme on Dimento, and if he isn't healed, Twin gets to eat the Thyme. Again.)
I finish Levis Ignis.
4/11 for Diluvium
6/11 for the psi-shell
42/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
4/15 for charge attack
A loud chorus of cackling laughter is heard everywhere... As if billions of mad clowns are watching, waiting.
piono uses Battle Technique: Deep Freeze on Paradox Dimentio (who is immune to status effects by the way, so don't bother trying)
Phobos suddenly looks up as the paradox surge hits the nether. Everything flickers with the dark energy. He frowns, then decides to make the most of the situation, using it by gathering it with his shadow aura, and unleashing it in a beam against the zombie pigmen.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
Crudcrudcrud BUFF:TELEKINESIS TELEKINESIS THE THYME OUT OF LORD DOME'S POSSESSION ASAP YOINK!!!!
Extortion:Denied!
I cast Major Chaos Missiles at Lord Dome!
I use all my techniques on Lord Dome!
I smash him into the ground repeatedly with the lingering telekinesis! Then drop him from a great height!
Alchemies: Whatever my current gun is > Fine: 9/9 by now...
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Hey k4yne! Can you duplicate that cool weapon when you're done for me? Pweeeeeze?
Where are my Parasites? I throw bread crumbs at JAPHET.
I DIDN'T THINK I W()ULD HAVE T() SAY THIS, BUT I'M N()T N()TCH'S BR()THER! THAT WAS A COVERUP! BECAUSE ()F MIND READING P()WERS, I REALIZE WHAT THE G()DM()DDR'S THINKING. BECAUSE OF THAT, I BANISH HIM T() THE V()ID!!!!
General 3: 10/40
General 4: 10/40
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I reach the portal, but instead of entering quickly I just stare and admire it.
How did you finish the puzzle so quickly? Did you start at 7/40?
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor 10/11
Ragnarok 10/11
JujUs 5/7 If I was supposed to be collecting grist, why do I need to take time to collect grist for two alchemies that literally cost negative grist? LOGIC. It looks like you're trying to be annoying. Would you like to shut up and die? Y/Y I shoot Clippy with Carcinogenesis. Except the prompt ruse was a distaction from me shooting Dimentio instead!
Well, then. It is lucky I was not really looking for the treasure. Rather, I was looking for the Chiseled Sandstone. With that, I enter the temple, and obtain rubbings of every single chiseled sandstone block in the place. Then, I leave, heading towards the closest tundra. I shall parse every script I may.
As I have leveled up, (to the most of my knowledge) I use my newly-obtained skill (if any) on the Monolith. If I do not have any new ones, I use Ogoloth's Cry on Japhet. Then, I set a flock of auguries (the Irish Phoenix, not the seers) on it, hoping to cause some sort of eternal duel. They disappear at the end of the turn, to prevent entity-abundance.
Meanwhile, in the Void, Imminently Deceased waits in perfect tranquility. The radar has not yet perfectly calibrated the position of the targets. Besides, I should do a bit of research on them before I dare drop out of Voidspace.
I cause the Higgs bosons within the particles of Richard's body to decay, causing the specimens to break apart into things less than particles; massless. Yes, particle physics and magic at the same time.
Peering through the Monocle once more, I pass a blank scroll underneath it. Is it blank? Perhaps it is not.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
P/W/L1/3/3;
2/3/2;
4/6/6;
(Fourth)
(2=A7)
Eldritch Lamp 4/8
Bottled Void Visink 4/7
Chrysalis 9/11
Ritual Imbuing 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Draught of Infusion 15/20 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Woodring Conductance 6/15
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
I wonder... perHaps the solution is undefined. Yes, perhaps. Perhaps seven, perhaps nine. Perhaps the twisted sorceries are the solution. Long story short, I need some devices and weaponry capable of causing complete and utter Silence, Dispel Magic, Specified Insanity, and cell mutation. Simple enough; I step into Imminently Deceased, and prepare for flight, whilst an alternate self works on the archeological digging, hopefully finding runic inscriptions, treasure, artifacts, and/or paleontological things such as bones.
3
2
1
The ship lEvitates into the air for a few seconds, before entering the Void as a method of FTL travel. I activate the radar... and wait for the weapon systems to be upgraded to the specifications. Mutations, Anti-Magic Fields, and Negation Modules should work. I suppose I will have to break the ban on biological warfare, or perhaps not.
GE: Use Bipolarity on Monolith. Then, drencH the Monolith in ink.
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You are now Hearts Boxcars.
Orchid: 20/25 (I think) (Boosts)
Netherium: 50/50
I use Atheist's Grip COMBO MODE on Dimentio, or if he has left, a random AG.
> The_Serpent: Be the white text guy.
Oh, and Ire? Use the Waluigi Thyme. Now.
Oh no
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=[8 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[8 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
Will write text later.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
34/50 HMAS Ship
34/50 HMAS Ship
34/50 HMAS Ship
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Lapis uprise on the frost wall
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
HMASVictor: Ion Cannon frost wall
Alchemies continue.
Anarchy is complete! I then use it in a way that hurts Lord Dome or demoralizes his supporters. If I can't do that, I shoot them with it.
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What thing you just got? You now have to manually create Fine alchemies, remember?
> NETPATHAM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 5 CHAOS STRIKE - PORTAL POWER
You throw five Chaos Pearls in a star formation around the Black Monolith, and then shoot them all in midair with Freezer Burn! The pearls shatter, and the bolts disappear in bronze flashes of light. Then, five seconds later, they come back aimed at the Black Monolith, exploding in a combination of ice, fire, and chaos! 12,000 damage!
> NETPATHAM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - TELESLASH
8,000 damage to Z!
> NETPATHAM: COMBAT OPERANDI - SNOWSTORM
You expend 1 Elf Tear and 4 Pie Filling.
You aim Freezer Burn to the sky, and fire a massive bolt of pure ice energy at the moon! The ammunition explodes in midair, creating a massive cloud of ice particles! They cascade down and cover the area in snow, the temperature plummeting to below freezing! Before long, massive clouds start to congregate around the Battlefield, and a massive blizzard appears! It appears to center around LORD DOME, and before long, he's caught in the middle of a massive ice tempest! He's flung all the way into the sky and slams back down. 15,000 damage!
It's implied to be just collecting grist offscreen. Don't worry about it too much.
GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
POTION OF POTENTIAL: Upon use, will imbue the drinker with a random status effect.
Added to base supplies!
Weaponized Inventory && Fluorite Octet = Notch's Cubes (Level 8) Code: 11THCUBE
You can't reuse Teleslash!
5,000 damage to Mr. Blobby!
Dimentio leaves!
The Godmodder writes something down in his to-do list and places it near the top. "Note to self: Get rid of annoying Herobrine look-alike."
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 5 MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL - SEEING RED
A red aura surrounds you, which solidifies as a massive duplicate of yourself made from fire! Your duplicate merges with you, causing your very veins to become imbued with lava! You howl, and a red shockwave pulsates from you, imbuing the Frost Wraiths and Tarrasque with your power! Their attacks and your attacks next turn will crit!
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 10 KINGLY DISPUTE - PEACE TREATY
You decide that the best way to end these tensions of strife is to create a document with which to formally cease this mindless fighting. You legalize a document and sign a peace treaty which will declare that no weapons can be used on this territory to carry out the war. The Godmodder sends out an ambassador, a lowly player, to sign it for the PG side. Once it is signed, the document floats into the air and sends a viridian light throughout the field. The players' weapons fall out of their hands, but your hands glow with energy...
With no weapons allowed, you'll go in hand-to-hand combat instead. You fly at LORD DOME, pounding him with your hands, enveloped in glowing light! Fire encases them as you smash him into a mountain. 20,000 damage! You then reveal that the effects of the peace treaty only lasted until the end of your attack, which dissolves it.
5,000 damage to the Black Monolith! GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE: A heavily modified version of Quantum Catastrophe spray-painted in black-and-white stripes. Its shots are forged from pure candy corn, and they pack a Barbasol Punch.
7,000 damage to the Frost Wall!
You use Quantum Conundrum against LORD DOME, dealing 8,000 damage and Burning him for a turn!
That's not how it works! You have to alchemize the Material Plane with vehicle parts in order to make a vehicle from the Garage!
GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
Please keep track of your alchemies.
The Godmodder throws a thousand Scouts at you who proceed to whack you with Frying Pans and yell at you for dispensers, which gives the Godmodder enough time to get out of range and Relish Nuke you from orbit.
Whoever that Richard is would be a god... No thanks.
You fail due to the post below you!
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 2 OGOLOTH'S CRY - NYOGTHA'S GAZE
You stare at the Monolith, your eyes turning solid purple and showing visions of things man was not meant to comprehend, of eldritch abominations outside of the known universe, of forms that shouldn't exist in geometry, and of dimensions outside of the ones we occupy. Normally this would be an attack-lowering Technique, but unfortunately the Monolith is not affected by it so it does nothing.
The Godmodder allows you to coat him in wet cement, and actually places more on top of him! If there's anything tropes have taught me, dry cement is indestructible unless you have a chisel, so the Antimatter Grenades only damage the ground around him! Spider Eye toxins are triggered by digestion, not melting. And you can't stab him in his muscles for obvious cement-related reasons. The Godmodder then busts himself out with a chisel.
Potion of Radioactivity OOO Lava Bucket = Potion of Inferno (2/2)
Vine && Gold Foil && Tiberium = Golden Tibervine (Level 1: 2/2)
POTION OF INFERNO: Disintegrates the drinker upon use.
GOLDEN TIBERVINE: A vine made from pure Tiberium, covered in a thin sheet of gold.
The Black Monolith, and the surroundings of the temple it once resided in, were found to be comprised of materials not found in vanilla Minecraft, and not added by any of the Godmodder's mods or plugins. Whatever it is, it is a stone blacker than obsidian, and probably tougher than bedrock. None of your explosions have any effect against it.
If God cannot help us, perhaps we can only turn to his brother. (No, not The L()rd.)
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
You hold up your hands to the skies, and a red X appears, descending down onto the field. Where the insignia lands, normal ground is replaced with broiling lava, creating a red crossroad straight in the middle of the plains. You are at its center. Columns of fire appear from the crossroads, roasting the Monolith and LORD DOME! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the lava... Soon, a giant red hand appears... It looks to be viewing the targets attacked by the flames. A white-hot spear of flame bursts out from its palm, dealing further damage! It then retreats back into the crossroads, which disappear, but leave a small X in the ground. 13,000 damage to each!
You have a feeling that won't be the last you'll see of that... thing.
Clippy a--
It looks like you're trying to play Destroy the Godmodder. Would you like some help with that?
This will be hell.
Oh, ok--It looks like you're trying to summon an entity. Would you like some help with that?
Random attacks will be cancelled every turn Clippy's alive...
POTION OF AMBROSIA: Massively heals the user and empowers their attacks, just like actual ambrosia,.
7,000 damage to the Frost Wyrm's Armor!
None of your attempts work!
You head out to a Desert Temple, but find it has been pillaged by griefers long before you! Obvious in hindsight.
It looks like you're trying to use a Special Attack. Would you like some help with that?
10,000 damage!
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 1/11)
...I'll just up and say it. That's His weapon. What are you doing with that much power...
10,000 damage!
Alright... You paint some pips on the sides of the Monolith. When you step back to admire your handiwork, you notice they are gone.
What, using the Captcharoid Camera? I'll assume you do.
Black Monolith = uRuAdLud
> Godmodder: Be Irecreeper.
You are now Viceroy Bubbles von Salamander. You stop dancing because it is incredibly foolish. You sure don't want to accidentally drop any battleships on anyone.
> VBVS: Be Godmodder.
You are now the Godmodder.
6,000 damage!
The Black Monolith -IFIES the faux lookalike away!
Nether Parasites added!
5,500 damage!
Blaze killed!
The Godmodder stopped playing Go with it a while ago, so if that was meant to harm him, it doesn't work.
GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
Rubber Duck && Boat Model = S.S. Duckie (Level 2: 1/3)
GET AUTO-PASTRIED.
6,000 damage to the Monolith!
Indeed.
10,000 damage to a Frost Wraith!
It looks like you're trying to be someone. Would you like some help with that?
> FSEFTR: BATTLE TECHIQUE - LV. 5 BLUE, BLUE - LAPIS UPRISE
12,000 damage!
Zombie Pigman killed!
You can't attack players!
ANARCHY: A laser gun whose stock resembles a spiraling helix. Its scope resembles a double helix. Its shots are pure red bolts of anarchy and chaos. Wielding it causes scriptures from the Book of Helix to enter the user's mind.
8,000 damage to LORD DOME!
LORD DOME uses Ancient Power, dealing 5,000 damage to every entity! He then uses the special attacks of his Scythes: Dark Pulse, which causes Mr. Blobby, HMAS Modpack, and the Frost Wyrm to have a 50% chance of failing their attacks next turn, and Control, which turns General Ghastken against its friends, allowing friendly fire! General Oinksalot uses Spin Throw Deluxe on LORD DOME, dealing 10,000 damage! General Ghastken uses Flare Charge on Mr. Blobby, dealing 17,000 damage! Clippy interrupts the attacks of the Frost Wraiths!
HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to LORD DOME, and HMAS Modpack deals 4,000 damage to the Frost Wall! The Tarrasque deals 4,000 damage to the Mr. Blobby!
The Frost Wyrm deals 5,000 damage to HMAS Modpack!
Z and Japhet deal 10,000 damage to Mr. Blobby, and the Godmodder finishes it off!
Two Zombie Pigmen are killed (through various means) thanks to Fear! The Wither Skeletons kill the remaining Blaze! Thanks to Fear, all attacks against the Pigmen next turn will crit!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 269,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 112,500/300,000. Bill: IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 50,000/50,000. Control: III Burn: I
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 145,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 95,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
Clippy: [H] HP: 2,450,000,000/2,500,000,000.
HMAS Alex: [N] HP: 46,000/80,000.
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 349,000/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
HMAS Modpack: [N] HP: 53,000/80,000.
Tarrasque: [N] HP: 70,000/75,000. Swallow Whole: III
Frost Wall: [AG] HP: 34,000/120,000.
Frost Wraiths: [AG] HP: 35,000/50,000. (x2.)
Frost Wyrm: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Armor: 18,000/50,000.
Japhet: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 25.
The Nether:
Fortress Entrance~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Fear Debuff: III
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x12.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III(Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 2: Stone Sword. XP: 23,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 5: Blizzardman. XP: 875/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER] / TELESLASH
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 3: Chair Knight. XP: 17,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIR CRACKER / CHAIRSTORM
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: Two-Sided. XP: 1,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 21,400/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 6,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 3: Tango Troop. XP: 32,425/35,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE / DINNERTIME
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 6: Thaumcrafter. XP: 55,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION] / COLD FRONT / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 3: Alchemy Boy. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE / HELLA DICEROLL
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 2: Bossmaster. XP: 15,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 15,000/25,000.
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 7: War's Fair. XP: 47,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] / COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME] / ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 3: Little Hydra. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY / UNAGI STORM
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 2,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 12,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 6: Absolute Alchemizer. XP: 22,575/75,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY] / DOOMSDAY / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 6: Multiversal. XP: 13,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT N' SHOOT] / HAMMER TIME / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 7: The Lord. XP: 600/125,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED] / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 4: Chaos Wielder. XP: 25,525/40,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED] / HAMMER TIME
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
22/50 Summoning...
22/50 Attacking...
========== 43%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
1/10 Misc...
10/10x20 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x3 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII - III I boost my alchemies by 2, and Talist's by 1
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
4/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake
4/? Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
10/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
50 post 2 moar golems as hostile (can't attack frost entities). 15% damage resistance to frost entities.
EVERYBODY SUMMON FROST ENTITIES!
10 post Zeus's Ire to the Black Monlolith.
I compress 300 million cubic meters of air into a small flashlight sized cylinder. I place it at the base of the Black Monolith and start running. All who were about to attack the Monolith stare confused at me wondering why I'm running.... Maxim 3
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Hee hee hee.
You betcha Cube Boy!
Cube Boy!?!?
10/11 for Levis Ignis
3/11 for Diluvium
5/11 for the psi-shell
41/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
3/15 for charged attack.
Phobos uses grip of Darkness Lvl 2: wave of shadows (or whatever I called it) on the zombie pigmen.
Phobos!!! Finish up in there!!!
Why? What's wrong?
DIMENTIO!!!!
Gorilla.
Suddenly, on the field...
A massive doorway opens up. It shows another place, words line the sky, but a once-beautiful landscape is the main portion of the view.
It is now ruined, laser blasts explosions, much like what happened to Genericraft over a year ago, and what has happened and is happening to Godcraft.
The notable feature is Dimentio.
He is surrounded by the power of paradoxes, throbbing around him in a field of lethal power.
He holds, in his hands, the Chaos Heart.
The most dangerous weapon in the multiverse.
Hee hee hee!
The time is now!!!
Hah!
You can't do it!
Oh?
You need three auxiliary paradoxes to unleash what you have planned!
You stupid clown, why do you think I let it come anywhere near you?
Why do you think I degraded myself for working for the ungodly?
Oh.
Oh... gorilla.
Indeed.
From a sleeve somewhere within his hat, Dimentio pulls a magic cueball.
Dimentio looks up into the sky, twinbuilder sees Dimentio looking right. into. his. camera.
Twinbuilder stumbles back, and Dimentio laughs.
Thanks to you, dear game master, for the wonderful weapon which you made.
Were it not for the paradox generating capabilities of oblivion's destroyer, I might have actually had some difficulty procuring the paradoxes I need.
piono recognizes something.
WAIT! You can't possibly be carrying that cueball!
No? why on minecraft not?
That's the one Doc Scratch shot Twinbuilder with!
OH! Now why didn't I think of that? How convenient, I do believe that's auxiliary paradox number two!
Dimentio plugs the cueball into the hilt of Oblivion's Destroyer.
The paradox aura around Dimentio grows darker, and darker, and even more dark.
But... but.
Piono sighs in relief.
You're one short!
Am I? I believe you'll find that I'm all the paradox I need.
And Dimentio swipes the sword across his own neck.
A paradox clone, his very existence a paradox in its own right.
Three auxiliary paradoxes.
Just enough.
Just enough for an unresolved paradox.
Dark lightning crackles across both worlds, magic goes haywire, electronics short out, everything takes massive amounts of damage.
The sky grows dark.
Dimentio still stands, but now, instead of the jester, he is now but silhouette of paradox energy, holding the bringer of the death of half the multiverse.
Paradox Dimentio: [H]: Hp: 1,000,000
Abilities: active: Dimentio has the ability to block incoming attacks.
The Dark Carnival: 12 charge, complete and total field wipe. All entities besides the godmodder are destroyed, and no further entities can be summoned other than those working for Dimentio until Dimentio is destroyed.
Paradox Surge: 5 charge: A massive wave of paradox energy, akin to the one unleashed upon Dimentio's ascension. Deals massive damage to all entities.
Impending Doom: 2 charge: Every time this ability goes off, Dimentio's attack power is permanently increased.
Dimentio cannot be healed.
((Yes, I okayed this with twin beforehand. Don't worry, you are not alone, the players of the tvtropes thread are attacking this same monstrosity))
And in case you're wondering...
Spoil of War: Chaos Heart: 5 recharge; deals massive damage to ALL entities within target area, no differentiation though, so you will hit your own entities just as hard.
piono is knocked back by the massive paradox burst, and falls to the ground.
He stands up, looks around in panic, pulls out the Ultimatum, loads it with omega bullets, and fires it on full auto at Paradox Dimentio.
KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM NOW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT LIVES!!!! THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER FACED!!!! HE'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US!!! FOR REAL!!!!
In a far distant place, a seal remains unbroken. Suddenly, everything grows dark.
The clown smiles.
With a massive spin, the seal is broken, and red energy flows out across everywhere, but amongst the vortex of paradoxes, it goes unnoticed.
FINALLY!!!
In another universe...
A girl sits at her computer.
Then feels the entire room rock. She clambers out of the fallen chair, looks at the sky of Godcraft, and curses.
8h gorilla pion8.
Wh8t th8 gorilla d8d you do!?!?!?!?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I reach the portal, but instead of entering quickly I just stare and admire it.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
35/50 HMAS Ship
35/50 HMAS Ship
35/50 HMAS Ship
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Blue skies on the frost wyrm
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
HMAS Victor: Bioannihilator the frost wyrm
Netherium: Yea
I use Unagi Storm on the Frost Wyrm.
I click "yes" in response to Clippy's question. Clippy will now help us all be someone. Who will we be? THE SUSPENSE
Oh no
=[9 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[9 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
I use-
˙ǝbuǝןןɐɥɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇǝɯ ʎןןɐuıɟ ɯ,ı os
So you are.
˙ןɐǝp ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝʞıן pןnoʍ ı 'uıʍʇ
˙noʎ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı oʇuǝɯıp ʇɐ pǝɯıɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɯʎɥʇ ɟo ǝןʇʇoq sıɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɯ ןɐǝɥ ʎןʇɐǝɹb
Wait!
How'd you get my Thyme!?
¡uǝdo ǝɥʇ uı ʇno ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝן noʎ ¿ǝɹoɟǝq ɹɐʍ ɟo s,ןıods ɹnoʎ uǝןoʇs s,ʎpoqou
This...
This is bad.
(Translated for you people who can't flip their monitors: Lord Dome wants to be greatly healed by Twin. If he is healed, he'll use Waluigi Thyme on Dimento, and if he isn't healed, Twin gets to eat the Thyme. Again.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
4/11 for Diluvium
6/11 for the psi-shell
42/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
4/15 for charge attack
A loud chorus of cackling laughter is heard everywhere... As if billions of mad clowns are watching, waiting.
piono uses Battle Technique: Deep Freeze on Paradox Dimentio (who is immune to status effects by the way, so don't bother trying)
Phobos suddenly looks up as the paradox surge hits the nether. Everything flickers with the dark energy. He frowns, then decides to make the most of the situation, using it by gathering it with his shadow aura, and unleashing it in a beam against the zombie pigmen.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
@Talist, did I buy them yet?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 42/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 35/40
NEW Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = ??? 1/??
Enderbox Gamma || Antimatter X-Box = Antibox Gamma 3/6
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 5/11
Lord dome shall be vanquished. I only have one thing to say.
HEH.
I pull out the Vanquisher and vanish...
and then stab LORD DOME.
HMAS Alex & Modpack both fire at LORD DOME. HMAS Modpack glitches out & flashes bright green.
INVENTORY
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Extortion:Denied!
I cast Major Chaos Missiles at Lord Dome!
I use all my techniques on Lord Dome!
I smash him into the ground repeatedly with the lingering telekinesis! Then drop him from a great height!
Alchemies: Whatever my current gun is > Fine: 9/9 by now...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Where are my Parasites? I throw bread crumbs at JAPHET.
I DIDN'T THINK I W()ULD HAVE T() SAY THIS, BUT I'M N()T N()TCH'S BR()THER! THAT WAS A COVERUP! BECAUSE ()F MIND READING P()WERS, I REALIZE WHAT THE G()DM()DDR'S THINKING. BECAUSE OF THAT, I BANISH HIM T() THE V()ID!!!!
General 3: 10/40
General 4: 10/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
How did you finish the puzzle so quickly? Did you start at 7/40?
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor 10/11
Ragnarok 10/11
JujUs 5/7 If I was supposed to be collecting grist, why do I need to take time to collect grist for two alchemies that literally cost negative grist? LOGIC.
It looks like you're trying to be annoying. Would you like to shut up and die? Y/Y I shoot Clippy with Carcinogenesis. Except the prompt ruse was a distaction from me shooting Dimentio instead!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Eldritch Lamp 5/8
Bottled Void Visink 5/7
Chrysalis 10/11
Ritual Imbuing 16/20
Draught of Infusion 16/20
Woodring Conductance 7/15
Well, then. It is lucky I was not really looking for the treasure. Rather, I was looking for the Chiseled Sandstone. With that, I enter the temple, and obtain rubbings of every single chiseled sandstone block in the place. Then, I leave, heading towards the closest tundra. I shall parse every script I may.
As I have leveled up, (to the most of my knowledge) I use my newly-obtained skill (if any) on the Monolith. If I do not have any new ones, I use Ogoloth's Cry on Japhet. Then, I set a flock of auguries (the Irish Phoenix, not the seers) on it, hoping to cause some sort of eternal duel. They disappear at the end of the turn, to prevent entity-abundance.
Meanwhile, in the Void, Imminently Deceased waits in perfect tranquility. The radar has not yet perfectly calibrated the position of the targets. Besides, I should do a bit of research on them before I dare drop out of Voidspace.
I cause the Higgs bosons within the particles of Richard's body to decay, causing the specimens to break apart into things less than particles; massless. Yes, particle physics and magic at the same time.
Peering through the Monocle once more, I pass a blank scroll underneath it. Is it blank? Perhaps it is not.