The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Ign0ring wh4t3ver madness is go1ng on with my Contr0ller over there, I raise Naetheric f1re and 4t7empt to burn English's coat and th1ngs to a5h.
Yeah, uh, for once I'm with you, I really do not want in on... Whatever's going on in this armor... *Forms exterior Avatar* I'm out, now, lesse here... I believe that this diamond sword should do nicely... CHAAAAARGE! *Attacks English & Stuffs violently, managing to keep my Avatar functioning for a good thirty seconds before He smashes it*
Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine, no issues at all...
I +3 trade with K4yne again.
20/40
9/15 x2
Dimentio. Yes?
You can travel between dimensions right? Of course!
Can your energy bolts travel across dimensions? I like your way of thinking...
Let's start up the TARDIS's view port...
And we have a lock on.
Let's see if your energy bolt can hit him.
I +3 trade with talist.
22/40
11/15 x2 We're there...
Good. But.
Let's see how bad things are out there...
413 years in the future.
Dimentio, I told you not to come back until...
What?
Oh dear.
Dimentio! I was about to say... We're there 413 years late. Closest I could get.
Shoot.
What happened?
Lord English.
Wait, Lord English? He didn't take us any time at all, why would you leave?
No, I left during Scratch.
Oh.
Wait what?
Remember, we can change the future.
Oh yeah.
So... should we get back to Lord English?
Probably.
Question, did you use your finale operandi token in the other timeline?
Yeah, I was the one that KO'd Doc Scratch.
Dang it. Oh well.
You know, we should probably differentiate between the two of us.
Yeah. I'm us from the current timeline so...
I'll change my text color.
Okay.
How about this?
Barely different at all.
This?
This isn't working. How about a font change?
That works. The clock is stopping gentlemen. Alright alright.
Come on, we've got a cherub to kill.
You see, killing Scratch didn't stop his plans. It FURTHERED them. His main goal is ALWAYS to release English, which happens when he dies. When I saw English on the Battlefield, I knew this would happen. That's why I fought Scratch. He was ALREADY HERE.
I summon a POOLBALL MINION to aid English. If that fails, I defense buff the Cairo Overcoat. Join me, PGs! Prove your loyalty!
No thank you. The reason I side with the Godmodder is that events in your universe don't really concern me.
But an inter-universal demon thing? Reality could do with one less of those. If we can even kill him.
Welp. I cast my LIFE (Defense + Health) BUFF (11/10)
I hide behind Maniac.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 3/15 / RED HALO gear 2/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 3/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES
DTGAI.zip
+3 trade available x1
NOW JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? HIDING WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
TO PROVE MY POINT. I SMASH YOU WITH MY GOLDEN CUESTAFF. YOU ARE KNOCKED TO THE OTHER END OF THE FOURTH WALL.
YOU MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN. THAT THE INNOCUOUS DOUBLE OF MY WEAPON. IS IN FACT. THE STAFF I AM HOLDING RIGHT NOW.
THEREFORE. I SWITCH OUT MY WEAPONS. SO NOW I AM HOLDING THE MOST POWERFUL MACHINE GUN KNOWN TO EXISTENCE. ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOUR MIRROR. AND ENOUGH TO DEAL 12 DAMAGE TO YOU.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
AND HE IS INVINCIBLE. OH NO. PANIC MODE ACTIVVVVEIEOSIHFOJNEHIUSBHFKJBEIWUSBHBNSIBNJD-----------------------------------
NIMBLECORE HAS SHUT DOWN UNEXPECTEDLY. EXAMINING SITUATI-OH NONONONONONONO.
SHUTTING DOWN...
PROCESS BACKUP HAS EXCOUNTERED AN UNEXPECTED ERROR AND HAD TO SHUT DOWN.
DISPENSING PROPER PROGRAM FOR SITUATION...
HELLO. THIS IS NULL. I AM THE NULL. I HAVE NO EMERGENCY PRECAUTIONS. I AM NULL. I HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH THE VOID. HEY THIS IS NOT THE MANOR. I SUMMON A NULL FLOATER. I DO ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO GET A FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. MAYBE I CAN EDIT HIS SOURCE CODE TO MAKE HIM HAVE ACTUAL HP. IF NOT, I CAN DO IT ON THE GODMODDER. I JUST NOTICED THE CAIRO OVERCOAT. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. I YELL CALLIOPE AT LORD ENGLISH. I USE MIND ON LORD ENGLISH. BUT FIRST I DO A MANUAL RESET ON HIS MIND. USING THE VOID. THAT'S RIGHT, I USE VOID MODE ON LORD ENGLISH, RESETTING AND TEMPORARILY REMOVING ANY MENTAL BARRIERS THEN USING MIND BEFORE THEY COME BACK. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
I SWITCH MY GUN BACK TO ITS INNOCUOUS DOUBLE. THE STAFF. I POINT THE STAFF AT YOU, CREATING A GREEN LIGHT. THIS LIGHT COMPLETELY SHORT-CIRCUITS YOU, REBOOTING YOU TO YOUR FACTORY SETTINGS.
IN OTHER WORDS.
NULLIFYING ANY VOID POWERS THAT COULD HELP YOU IN THIS SITUATION.
I run up to LE and slice him as many times as I can. And by him, I mean his overcoat. I attempt to grab a scrap of it.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 7/15 / RED HALO gear 2/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 4/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES
DTGAI.zip
+3 trade available x1
YOU ATTACK WITH YOUR HALF-ZATOICHI, I PRESUME. 6,000 DAMAGE.
Okay, I didn't get enough time to fire it off last time...so, RETCON! It's time to kill someone invincible! Wait...
>FINAL OPERANDI: NIGHT OF THE GREEN SUN
Suddenly, the background fades away, to be replaced by an image of the green sun! The eight guardian powers rise up within me, and I begin to glow bright green! However, with only an eighth of the powers of a first guardian, the green doesn't last long and is eventually forced to mix with my ordinary blue aura, creating a stunning turquoise! Green meteors begin swarming down from the green sun, all crashing into Lord English, damaging him and destroying the area around him! Then, the area is bathed in green flame, which miraculously doesn't harm my teammates but DOES harm Lord English! I, of course, have been firing super-charged arrows at him all the while, having abandoned the weaker powers of Starry Night for the stronger abilities of my won super-charged arrow-generating mind! To finish it, the green sun generates a smaller, slightly less volatile copy of itself, and sends it barreling straight at Lord English! Right before it hits, I add some of my own power to it, making it a turquoise sun! Finally, I regenerate the utterly obliterated area, taking special care to do it before Lord English. That's what happens when you mess with us, fool!
Stupid forum copy-pasting...stupid self-laziness...
And, of course, when I say I attack Lord English I meant his overcoat.
> TT2000: EXECUTE.
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO TYPE A LONG PARAGRAPH ABOUT YOUR ATTACK. SO LET'S JUST SAY WHAT YOU DID UP THERE HAPPENED. AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
Oh dear Ios. Lord English. Wasn't he already summoned? Or was that weird time crap?
...AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
anyways...
+3 for OHMYQUADIHATEAUTOCORRECTWEARESOVERYSCREWED!!!!!
Still for trade, though.
Generic charge: 41/40
Generic charge (x2 combo!): 40/40
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HEHEHEHEHONKHONKHEHEH. ENGLISH ENGLISH ENGLISH. I AM NOT GOING TO DIE HERE. NOPE. NOPE I AM NOT.
So...quirk in spacetime, huh? Luckily, I happen to be fused with a TARDIS.
Generic charge: 41/40 ==> COMBAT OPERANDI:
I head backwards in time, bust through the fourth wall and assault English (but also the Overcoat) from one minute ago with hundreds of temporal replicsimiles , wielding Mercurian Maladys and Diamond swords, but some of them simply ramming into him. I stand in a pose of epic proportions, my hand outstretched as explosions rattle the entire area.
If I'm about to die, I use my Generic charge (x2 combo!) to level up my character as high as the charge allows me to.
Also I play to combat Lord English's Bowser Theme.
_______
Generic charge (x2.5 combo!): 12/20
Generic charge (x3 combo!): 3/40
AS A MATTER OF FACT. I WAS AT YOUR SERVER AT ONE POINT. AND NO, THAT WAS NOT DUE TO ANY TIME SHENANIGANS. IT WAS BECAUSE SOMEHOW. MY PAWN MANAGED TO PROLONG HIS DEATH, AND YET SUMMON ME AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU LACK THE SACRED ITEMS NEEDED TO USE THAT COMBAT OPERANDI.
40/40
18/40 x4 (3 from trade)
EJF 18/40
Ammo 3/5 + 18 more
Final operandi charged! Final operandi activate!
I rarely use this power. For all this time I have merely commanded the beast. I've been one step off from being the true hunter. I look up into the sky to see the infinite expanse of the cosmos. I lift my hand up to about shoulder level and a swirling silver grey mist surrounds it. I cup my hands and the mist expands. The mist expands until it eventually covers my entire form. A silence expands from the fog, thick and tangible. A light clink of metal, deafening in the silence, shatters it's hold on the battle. The fog dissipates with no blinding flash, no shattering of time, and no sound of thunder. It simply clears, revealing my new form as a silver grey wolf. Mist slowly flows off of me and swirls around my feet, muffling my footsteps. I am clad in dull grey armor studded with purple-green gems, the Adamantine wolf armor. The light clink was the sound of another item I've not used in this side quest before, Good Dog. The mist hushes the faint hum the claws make as they erode away the ground they stand on. I open my eyes to show that they have become a startlingly bold blue that shine in the light. I let out a bone chilling howl as more mist flows throughout the battle arena. The hunt has begun.
So, this operandi deals no damage, but for the rest of this fight I assume the form of the true hunter. This gives me double health and damage. (I'm just guesstimating, but they have be big buffs to make up for the 40k damage I sacrificed.) In addition, I also gain the ability to vanish into the mist. I cannot attack on the post I do so, but it increases the damage of my next attack. While in the mist, I cannot be attacked unless Lord English actively looks for me or gets lucky with an AOE attack.
Wilson, along with everyone else on the server, feels a pulse resounding throughout the world. It flattens grass and causes fruit to be shaken from trees. Something cataclysmic has just happened very very far away. Wilson feels another thing though, something no one else on the server felt. He felt a torrent of adrenaline and primal might. He did his best to hold it at bay with reason, but it was too powerful. That, and he had worn his reason out through his previous actions. He felt the urge to run, but he wasn't sure if that was towards danger or away from it. He ran towards Spilt's old castle to try and expend some of his energy. Wilson ended up running several laps around and inside the castle. He wanted the stop, but couldn't. He eventually slipped and crashed into a stone brick wall. Trying another shot at reason, he willed himself to not get up, just to lie there and let the flood of energy pass by. He would still be sore from all that running, but he succeded.
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x4
oh, and Maniac, you get profile titles from having a high post count, then you can choose one from your profile. My current title is given at 42 posts. Unfortunately, posts in the forum games section don't count.
> TALIST: EXECUTE.
YOU BECOME THE TRUE HUNTER. YOU GAIN DOUBLE HP AND INFINITE CRITS. THIS WILL LAST FOR AS LONG AS THIS BATTLE LASTS. WHICH. AS YOU WILL SEE. WILL NOT BE VERY LONG.
So, English, you are one of the Invulnerable, are you? Well, we are Deathless, have fun killing us, we don't care, we just come back, again and again and again, forever...
Deciding that today is not the day for an invasion of Hell, I lower the War-BannePower Shimmers along the silver War-Banner of the DamnedWHATTHEDEVILI'MTRYINGNOTTOAs I begin the penultimate stage of conjuration...NONONONONONONO Dark Energies flicker through the air... Welldamn The shades of the dead begin to focus themselves into their own War Banner, allowing them to take control Asinliterallywe'reallscrewed Of their new Emissary...
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
25/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook
2 +3 trades.
There is something wrong. Don't pretend like the Cura i gave out never happened. It was two turns ago, i should have been healed by now. And don't come here with the same "I am Lord English! I can make things disappear!". Of course you were "already here". You were watching with us the outcome of the Doc vs. pionoplayer back then before this all started.
Anyway, i am still not going to do anything to you. At least until i fully charged my attack. That AND that overcoat looks too good to be harmed.
Ugh... more Homestuck bosses? Let's get this over with.
Walrus Punch: 10/15
Blaze It: 18/25
Mist Coil: 20/40
I flick a switch hidden on my Halberd to split my weapon into the Slayer's Axe 'n' Stabbystick. I then jump up on English's back and stab his neck.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT. ACCEPT IT AS A FACT OF LIFE AND MOVE ON, DAVINCI.
I TURN AROUND AND TEAR YOU APART WITH MY MINIGUN. 8 DAMAGE TO YOU. NO DAMAGE TO ME, SINCE PASSIVES AND STATUS EFFECTS HAVE NO EFFECT AGAINST ME WHATSOEVER.
I +3 trade with Talist.
2x 20/20 1 EXPENDED
10/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
20/20 Battle Technique: Golden Caduceus I
I take a golden apple from the Group Inventory and raise it above my head. The golden apple then begins to glow with golden light as two ribbons of gold extend from the apple to wrap around my hand. The apple then disappears in a burst of light as all players glow with golden light.
Expended Items: Golden Apple
All Allies: +2 Base health until end of battle. (Hearts added immediately)
All Allies: +2 Health Regeneration until end of battle.
All Allies: +2% Attack
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
16/22 Health (+2 health)
2+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
2+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
CC: ... CC: Yes! The Internet's working. I have around 15 minutes... CC: What should I do? CC: DTG. Derp. CC: I wonder if we killed Scratch... CC: HOLY
(Given the current internet situation, I can make about one post per day, if even that. So, anyway...)
I kinda doubt Caledscratch can hurt Lord English, but I slice it at him anyways.
Hmm... can I somehow remove the cueball from my small cueball viewfinder? If so, maybe we can alchemize Caledfwlch?
3,750 DAMAGE. TO MY OVERCOAT.
THERE IS NO LITERAL CUEBALL IN THE CUEBALL VIEWFINDERS. SCRATCH USED THEM AS A WAY TO KEEP TABS ON PLACES, AND POPULATE THEM WITH CUEBALLS. SO, IT IS MORE OF A CUEBALL CREATOR.
Aw shoot... didn't expect the Lord English fight to happen that suddenly...
I +3 with K4yne
18/40
7/15 x2
Far away...
WHOOMP!!! Oh dear...
What is it Dimentio? What just happened? Guess who just showed up?
Oh no...
And Gamzee isn't back yet.
We have to stop him!!! Agreed. Can we go get Phobos?
I doubt it. And he wouldn't be of much use against Lord English anyways.
Question, which Dimentio are you? Alternate future me.
The one dimentiosome killed? Correction, the one dimentiosome tried to kill.
That's useful.
But are you immune to the effects of being from a doomed timeline? No, I will wither under the winds of time before long.
Shoot. We've got to go back. If we can.
Grrr...
Start a conference call.
The sound of static fills the room, then several voices as the screen turns on, revealing four figures and two blank areas where others would probably be in other circumstances. What is going on out there?! What happened? The ring-wraiths just collapsed! Tricky did the same thing, I think there's smoke rising from his head! Hee hee hee, so worried for the other clown... We just finished getting set up! If the whole place shakes apart... Its chaos here, I can barely keep reign on my generals and the dragons just started rampaging. Shut it Dimentio, don't you have a block to obtain? If its as bad out there as it is here... I don't doubt it, I'm not even there yet and look what's happening. This is even better than what I can do! I want to learn this trick! Easy for you to say, clown! I want to rip you to shreds more than ever jester. QUIET!!!!
Thank you.
We just got attacked by Lord English. You mean Gamzee's old god? What have you done?!?! Oh dear... STOP! One question? How and why does this affect us?
Because.
He eats universes.
Scratch finally went down.
But Lord English showed up.
He did it quite impressively, and with a lack of a game master to stabilize what he did...
Basically he sent a shockwave through the Void.
Anything in contact with it just took a beating.
Kitai, Do we have to use my mother's name? But its such a lovely name! I will rip your heart out in the most painful way I
KITAI!
Yes we have to use your mother's name
For secrecy. Fine.
Anyway, you and your people got hit the hardest for obvious reasons.
Everyone else on the battlefield, you guys hang tight, make sure you don't get killed, and keep working towards your old objectives, but I have some new orders for everyone.
Dimentio, get ahold of the first block as soon as possible.
Lord English isn't completely invincible and something that strong might be enough to hurt him if used in tandem with the disc of mojang. Very well then. What about our trump card?
Sadly, no. We can't, and we shouldn't even if we could Phobos.
You can't actually help me here. I need you and your troops to continue working on building up your presence on the battlefield.
You specialize in large armies, something which is completely useless against Lord English.
Also, make sure no one finds Tricky while he's incapacitated, he's doing something for me that might be important later on. Its a bit of a gamble though, so don't be afraid to leave him if things get too hot. He can handle himself. Yes sir!
Sauron. I'm changing your battle strategy. I'm building up an army at the location I'm going to give you. My associate will in charge of you from that point on.
Judging from the chaos rage your army went into, you won't have enough troops left once this whole thing blows over to attack on your own. Understood.
Kitai, fortify your position. If I'm right, you're in for worse than this before its all over. I live to serve.
Now go, we don't have a whole lot of time before things start exploding in large quantities. Ciao! Yes sir. Farewell.
With that, the four figures on the screen disappear, leaving two new ones. One of them familiar to certain people, the other one extremely menacing. This is bad.
It is. There's currently no one anywhere near the battlefield that can defeat Lord English easily. Hm........ so he's 8ehind everything?
No, I think its whoever Scratch's employer is. Got it. What do we do?
I'm not sure. Well, about Lord English.
Keep gathering people. We need those troops for our endgame. End game? It seems to me the game is ending early piono.
No. It isn't. English is still only a plot point.
He hasn't thought to fight his destiny. Something you have experience with I presume?
Yes. Its the only reason I'm here.
And you, don't forget. Believe me, I haven't. You haven't answered her question. What. Do. We. Do.
I've got one of the various paradox duplicates of Dimentio here with me.
This one caused by the tvtropes stuff.
I'm going to see if he can get me back to the battlefield as I'm fairly confident the others can deal with it.
Failing that, we'll head back and give Lord English a face-full of Time Vortex. Got it. Don't get me killed. I'd h8 that. If you leave me trapped here...
I know I know. Now get back to work you two. This doesn't mean we can take a break. It means the opposite. We have to work faster than ever now.
With that, the screen turns off. Oooh...
Don't fake like you're worried.
I know you better than that dimentio. Of course not! This is a riveting adventure!
Please, I'm not in the mood for one of your speeches.
Alright then Dimentio. Let's get going. We need to reach the battlefield so I can do a damage check. Demon hunting seems more entertaining.
We might be doing that anyway.
HEY. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING. GET BACK HERE. SCRATCH MAY HAVE ALLOWED YOU AMNESTY, BUT I WON'T. EVEN IF HE DISAGREED WITH NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ATTACK YOU DID, AND CAUSED YOU TO ARGUE, RUNNING AWAY IS A COWARD'S SOLUTION.
AND SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT A COWARD. YOU'RE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT. ENOUGH TO KILL ME. YES, I SAW THAT YOUR FUTURE SELF HAD MY HEAD ON A SPEAR. I'M NOT BLIND.
Ign0ring wh4t3ver madness is go1ng on with my Contr0ller over there, I raise Naetheric f1re and 4t7empt to burn English's coat and th1ngs to a5h.
Yeah, uh, for once I'm with you, I really do not want in on... Whatever's going on in this armor... *Forms exterior Avatar* I'm out, now, lesse here... I believe that this diamond sword should do nicely... CHAAAAARGE! *Attacks English & Stuffs violently, managing to keep my Avatar functioning for a good thirty seconds before He smashes it*
Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine, no issues at all...
I +3 trade with K4yne again.
20/40
9/15 x2
Dimentio. Yes?
You can travel between dimensions right? Of course!
Can your energy bolts travel across dimensions? I like your way of thinking...
Let's start up the TARDIS's view port...
And we have a lock on.
Let's see if your energy bolt can hit him.
I +3 trade with talist.
22/40
11/15 x2 We're there...
Good. But.
Let's see how bad things are out there...
413 years in the future.
Dimentio, I told you not to come back until...
What?
Oh dear.
Dimentio! I was about to say... We're there 413 years late. Closest I could get.
Shoot.
What happened?
Lord English.
Wait, Lord English? He didn't take us any time at all, why would you leave?
No, I left during Scratch.
Oh.
Wait what?
Remember, we can change the future.
Oh yeah.
So... should we get back to Lord English?
Probably.
Question, did you use your finale operandi token in the other timeline?
Yeah, I was the one that KO'd Doc Scratch.
Dang it. Oh well.
You know, we should probably differentiate between the two of us.
Yeah. I'm us from the current timeline so...
I'll change my text color.
Okay.
How about this?
Barely different at all.
This?
This isn't working. How about a font change?
That works. The clock is stopping gentlemen. Alright alright.
Come on, we've got a cherub to kill.
You see, killing Scratch didn't stop his plans. It FURTHERED them. His main goal is ALWAYS to release English, which happens when he dies. When I saw English on the Battlefield, I knew this would happen. That's why I fought Scratch. He was ALREADY HERE.
I summon a POOLBALL MINION to aid English. If that fails, I defense buff the Cairo Overcoat. Join me, PGs! Prove your loyalty!
I KNEW AT LEAST YOU WOULD BE LOYAL TO MY CAUSE, SERPENT. WELCOME. AFTER SERVING MY CUEBALL ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE NOW READY TO TAKE THE MANTLE OF HIS ASSOCIATE.
No thank you. The reason I side with the Godmodder is that events in your universe don't really concern me.
But an inter-universal demon thing? Reality could do with one less of those. If we can even kill him.
I trade with talist.
8/15 x2
9/15
I stab Lord English with umbrella warfare.
DOES NOTHING.
THE POOLBALL MINION ATTACKS TRAMPEKTHEQUANTUMSHOE. HE INSTANTLY DIES. HE THEN VANISHES FOREVER DUE TO IDLING. I DEAL 10 DAMAGE TO 5L1N65H07, ENGIE_NINJA, THELORDERELYE, AEGIS-A095, AND NINJATWIST321.
The Fourth Wall:
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 22/22. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII Cura: III
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/22. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 17/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 12/22. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 12/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
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28/40 x4 (3 from Leon, 3 from Piono, 3 from fstevr)
EJF 19/40
Ammo 4/5 + 14 more 4 spent
combat operandi: poison mists, a 20 post charge
I howl out into the cosmos and the mist responds. It swirls around all the players' weapons (except for The_Serpent if you're going to be that way, hurpmh...) and turns lime green. It guides their attacks and leaves behind wispy green clouds. Everyone affected has a +5% crit chance for the rest of the battle. In addition, whenever they do score a critical hit, the target is poisoned and takes 100 damage per turn for 3 turns. This effect does stack. If this is going to be a long battle, better buff up.
Active effects (on me):
+100% damage (true hunter form)
+20 maximum health (true hunter form)
+2 maximum health (golden caduceus)
+2 health per turn (golden caduceus)
+2% damage (golden caduceus)
+5% critical hit chance (poison mists)
Deal 100 damage per turn for 3 turns on crit (poison mists)
+?% damage (Good Dog)
+?% damage resistance (Adamantine Wolf Armor)
Woooooo buff power! The unstoppable force vs the unmovable object GO!
Wilson's ongoing little side quest:
Wilson lay on the ground, panting for breath. He had no idea what had caused that. He went back to what he had been thinking about combat. It would be a good idea if he could defend himself in at least some way. He was far too small to effectively use any kind of standard melee or ranged weapon like a blade, hammer, gun or bow. Fighting with his potions was a choice, but his entire stock would last him, what, three minutes in a sustained fight? That meant his only option left was some school of magic. He had a book that he had, err, 'borrowed' from the library of his old home before the place was razed. That book detailed a school of magic he could use. He had forgotten which one it was though. The book, along with what little else he brought with him, was hidden in a chest underground behind the Alchemizer.
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
Edit- TWIN! I've gotten so used to you updating at around 7:00 but now you're posting at 4:00? (should have written my post faster rather than making my Shaymin PR video on pokemon... At least it is a nice video...)
(Twin, what I do in this post is something that under normal circumstances would never go through. I am asking you, please let this go through. And the stuff other players do as well. This is the perfect time to let us do all sorts of crazy completely overpowered shenanigans without breaking the game, because Lord English can be as powerful as you want due to having his powers not fully fleshed out in Homestuck. Seeing as how he's an invincible demon, letting us break the normal rules just this once is the only way I can see to make his death make sense. Remember, the only way to kill him is by abusing glitches in the program. So please, let this be a crazy-fest. Just so long as it doesn't get entity heavy, I would love for this to just be off the wall and awesome.)
I +3 with talist
22/40
11/15 x2
question talist, how close is wilson to the alchemiter? Dimentio and the Robomonkeys might be close enough for shenanigans.
A loud thrum is heard throughout the area.
We're back!!! Hello! I'm Alternate timeline piono! And you surely know who I am!
Yeah, he's not the main dimentio. And sorry we're late.
We were just stopping to pick up some stuff. Such as our alchemies.
I quickly supply everyone with their various special alchemies such as potions and weapons that Scratch deemed too destructive to allow in his manor.
Dimentio begins bringing the TARDIS around in a dodge pattern, maneuvering in four dimension so as to avoid getting obliterated. I use... Thison everyone. The elder elixir, created by thundercam before the Homestuck Invasion hit full swing. After he left the battlefield, I had one of my associates pick-pocket him, as he was carrying such a valuable artifact, it would have been a bad idea to lose it. I took the liberty of turning it into a splash potion before I returned. Apply the effects of the Elder Elixir to all players but me, dimentio, and current piono.
You know, if you'd jumped out of the TARDIS before doing that, you might have gotten the buff. I realize that now...
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Hmm. It appears as if we cannot damage him... directly. Talist, as for your buff, I am afraid it cannot apply to me, as I seem to not have any weapons on me. (or anything, save the Finale Token, which has now vanished) I do not think it would be a good idea to attack English at all. No, not at all. I think there is something odd to do with our surroundings. This Wall. The godmodder is the one who shattered it, am I correct? I wonder... if I were to repair it, the invasion would be cut off from reinforcements. I suppose it is time. English, as I stated before, I do not dare strike you. I think it is about time we get out of what Scratch referred to as a "hellhole of an arc." Just to be sure, I cast a divination spell to forsee the major possible futures. Then, a colorless glow surrounds me, a creation aura that, with enough energy put into it, might repair the Fourth Wall.
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DANG IT!!! For whatever reason, the name of my combat operandi kept disappearing! It's called ATTACHYON!
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
I drink my potion of speed, jump out of the TARDIS and activate the split-stream feature of the broken uraniums umbrage. I split into three forms, one slightly in the past, one slightly in the future, and all three know what the others do, as such, I can respond to something before it happens and move to counteract it after.
I bring my sword through the symbol on the top of Lord English's staff, hopefully damaging it. I leap out of the TARDIS and land among the players. I pull out Danger: High Voltage and unload as many shots into the staff as I can. All aboard the blue box express! Hee hee hee. Everyone, call out to Dimentio the entities you need help from, Dimentio will try and ship them in from the battlefield. We need this demon dead!
What? I thought you said you took out Lord English easily. Yeah, because in my timeline we had close to ten times as many players!
What? I don't know! Something must have gone wrong!
Great. Just great.
Hey everyone, do whatever screwy things you can. Caliborn is really powerful, but he's a slow learner.
Anything he's not ready for gets us just that little bit further ahead. Also, use your spoils of war!
All of you! They'll be of immeasurable help.
Especially you ire! If we can get Stitch out of those things,
Then we can consider that overcoat as good as gone! And remember people!
We aren't in a no entities zone anymore! But be sparing with entities, focus more on attacks, Very little will last long against lord english.
That goes with Dimentio's shipping service as well, only the veteran and most powerful entities will survive long enough to even bring down one attack. It'll work best if you bring helpers.
Aegis, if you have any more drones, deploy them. Talist, will Wilson be of any use here?
And everyone...
Use those finale operandis!
Yo Cal Sr. (...Yeah, you're probably gonna kill me for that name), can we use entities now? If so...well...hehehonk. Wait, what di-
honk.
honk.
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If possible/allowed, I tackle Serpent to the other side of the fourth wall. If not...
COMBAT OPERANDI:
(If the image doesn't show up, 'Un-inadequate'. Stupid, I know, but whatever.) I lunge at English, attempting to prove my worth by ripping a shred off his Overcoat.
______
Generic charge (x2.5 combo!): 16/20
Generic charge (x3 combo!): 4/40
______
For whatever stupid reason, PAM refuses to acknowledge PAD (or whatever the heck he is now)'s existence.
Also, I check if I have received a finale Operandi token. If so... 1/4
If not, whatev. Maybe I can just tri--whatwhatIwasntgonnasayanythingwhosaidIwasofcourseyoureawesomeenglishhehehonkimjustgonnashutupnow.
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Yeah, uh, for once I'm with you, I really do not want in on... Whatever's going on in this armor... *Forms exterior Avatar* I'm out, now, lesse here... I believe that this diamond sword should do nicely... CHAAAAARGE! *Attacks English & Stuffs violently, managing to keep my Avatar functioning for a good thirty seconds before He smashes it*
Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine, no issues at all...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
20/40
9/15 x2
Dimentio.
Yes?
You can travel between dimensions right?
Of course!
Can your energy bolts travel across dimensions?
I like your way of thinking...
Let's start up the TARDIS's view port...
And we have a lock on.
Let's see if your energy bolt can hit him.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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22/40
11/15 x2
We're there...
Good.
But.
Let's see how bad things are out there...
413 years in the future.
Dimentio, I told you not to come back until...
What?
Oh dear.
Dimentio!
I was about to say...
We're there 413 years late. Closest I could get.
Shoot.
What happened?
Lord English.
Wait, Lord English? He didn't take us any time at all, why would you leave?
No, I left during Scratch.
Oh.
Wait what?
Remember, we can change the future.
Oh yeah.
So... should we get back to Lord English?
Probably.
Question, did you use your finale operandi token in the other timeline?
Yeah, I was the one that KO'd Doc Scratch.
Dang it. Oh well.
You know, we should probably differentiate between the two of us.
Yeah. I'm us from the current timeline so...
I'll change my text color.
Okay.
How about this?
Barely different at all.
This?
This isn't working.
How about a font change?
That works.
The clock is stopping gentlemen.
Alright alright.
Come on, we've got a cherub to kill.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
You see, killing Scratch didn't stop his plans. It FURTHERED them. His main goal is ALWAYS to release English, which happens when he dies. When I saw English on the Battlefield, I knew this would happen. That's why I fought Scratch. He was ALREADY HERE.
I summon a POOLBALL MINION to aid English. If that fails, I defense buff the Cairo Overcoat. Join me, PGs! Prove your loyalty!
Oh no
No thank you. The reason I side with the Godmodder is that events in your universe don't really concern me.
But an inter-universal demon thing? Reality could do with one less of those. If we can even kill him.
I trade with talist.
8/15 x2
9/15
I stab Lord English with umbrella warfare.
3/4
NOW JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? HIDING WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
TO PROVE MY POINT. I SMASH YOU WITH MY GOLDEN CUESTAFF. YOU ARE KNOCKED TO THE OTHER END OF THE FOURTH WALL.
10 DAMAGE TO YOU.
3,750 DAMAGE. TO MY OVERCOAT, OF COURSE. SUCH A SIMPLE ALCHEMY AS THAT. WOULD NOT EVEN MAKE A DENT TO ME.
YOU MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN. THAT THE INNOCUOUS DOUBLE OF MY WEAPON. IS IN FACT. THE STAFF I AM HOLDING RIGHT NOW.
THEREFORE. I SWITCH OUT MY WEAPONS. SO NOW I AM HOLDING THE MOST POWERFUL MACHINE GUN KNOWN TO EXISTENCE. ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOUR MIRROR. AND ENOUGH TO DEAL 12 DAMAGE TO YOU.
REALLY? I'M A FINAL BOSS? NO KIDDING.
7,000 DAMAGE.
THAT ISN'T EVEN A COMBAT OPERANDI.
5,000 DAMAGE.
I SWITCH MY GUN BACK TO ITS INNOCUOUS DOUBLE. THE STAFF. I POINT THE STAFF AT YOU, CREATING A GREEN LIGHT. THIS LIGHT COMPLETELY SHORT-CIRCUITS YOU, REBOOTING YOU TO YOUR FACTORY SETTINGS.
IN OTHER WORDS.
NULLIFYING ANY VOID POWERS THAT COULD HELP YOU IN THIS SITUATION.
YOU ATTACK WITH YOUR HALF-ZATOICHI, I PRESUME. 6,000 DAMAGE.
Damage Dealt - 9,000 HP.
3,750 DAMAGE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT. I WAS AT YOUR SERVER AT ONE POINT. AND NO, THAT WAS NOT DUE TO ANY TIME SHENANIGANS. IT WAS BECAUSE SOMEHOW. MY PAWN MANAGED TO PROLONG HIS DEATH, AND YET SUMMON ME AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU LACK THE SACRED ITEMS NEEDED TO USE THAT COMBAT OPERANDI.
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT. YOU HAVE ONE RIGHT IN YOUR INVENTORY. GO ON. USE IT. SEE WHAT IT GETS YOU.
8,000 DAMAGE. LUCKILY. I HAVE ACCOMPLICES WHO ARE SKILLED IN THE ARTS OF SEWING. SUCH AS. STITCH. SO, OF COURSE, I GET HIM TO REPAIR THE BURN.
OH. LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE RETURNED FROM YOUR EXCURSION INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE VOID. AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, YOU HAVE A TOKEN. YOU PROMPTLY USE IT.
1/4
ALRIGHT. I'LL LET YOUR MINISCULE BUFF GO THROUGH. LOOKS LIKE SOMEHOW, MY PAWN'S OMNIPOTENCE WASN'T ENOUGH TO FACTOR IN ONE LITTLE CHARGE.
I WILL NOT ATTACK YOU UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO JOIN THIS LOSING TEAM.
NO. I CATCH YOUR ARROW AND THROW IT AT YOU. YOU LOSE 7 HP.
YES. YES, IT WAS. THANK YOU FOR RECOGNIZING MY ARTISTIC ABILITY.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT. ACCEPT IT AS A FACT OF LIFE AND MOVE ON, DAVINCI.
I TURN AROUND AND TEAR YOU APART WITH MY MINIGUN. 8 DAMAGE TO YOU. NO DAMAGE TO ME, SINCE PASSIVES AND STATUS EFFECTS HAVE NO EFFECT AGAINST ME WHATSOEVER.
> LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - GOLDEN CADUCEUS LV. 1 - BRAVEHEART
UGH. WHAT AN... INSPIRING. NAME. IT MAKES ME WANT TO DESTROY A WHOLE PLANET. WHICH, OF COURSE, ISN'T FAR FROM MY EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES.
ALL THE BUFFS YOU DESCRIBED GO THROUGH. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WILL HELP YOU, HOWEVER.
HORNS? WHAT HORNS?
YOU DEFENSE-BUFF YOUR FELLOW PRO-GODMODDERS.
2/4
4,000 DAMAGE.
3,750 DAMAGE. TO MY OVERCOAT.
THERE IS NO LITERAL CUEBALL IN THE CUEBALL VIEWFINDERS. SCRATCH USED THEM AS A WAY TO KEEP TABS ON PLACES, AND POPULATE THEM WITH CUEBALLS. SO, IT IS MORE OF A CUEBALL CREATOR.
THAT'S FITTING.
4/4
HEY. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING. GET BACK HERE. SCRATCH MAY HAVE ALLOWED YOU AMNESTY, BUT I WON'T. EVEN IF HE DISAGREED WITH NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ATTACK YOU DID, AND CAUSED YOU TO ARGUE, RUNNING AWAY IS A COWARD'S SOLUTION.
AND SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT A COWARD. YOU'RE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT. ENOUGH TO KILL ME. YES, I SAW THAT YOUR FUTURE SELF HAD MY HEAD ON A SPEAR. I'M NOT BLIND.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD LIVE UP TO THAT?
7,500 DAMAGE.
12,000 DAMAGE.
HA. LOOKS LIKE YOU ENDED UP COMING BACK ANYWAY.
I KNEW AT LEAST YOU WOULD BE LOYAL TO MY CAUSE, SERPENT. WELCOME. AFTER SERVING MY CUEBALL ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE NOW READY TO TAKE THE MANTLE OF HIS ASSOCIATE.
THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA TROOPS.
DOES NOTHING.
THE POOLBALL MINION ATTACKS TRAMPEKTHEQUANTUMSHOE. HE INSTANTLY DIES. HE THEN VANISHES FOREVER DUE TO IDLING. I DEAL 10 DAMAGE TO 5L1N65H07, ENGIE_NINJA, THELORDERELYE, AEGIS-A095, AND NINJATWIST321.
The Fourth Wall:
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 22/22. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII Cura: III
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/22. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 17/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 16/22. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 12/22. MAXED - DRACONEM OCCIDIT. FINALE OPERANDI - VOID 2/4
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIIIfseftr: [PG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 12/22. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 12/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/22. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 0/22. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 22/22. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 6/22. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 12/22. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
L
Poolball Minion: ( HP: 20,000/20,000. Passives: Has 400% attack. Debuffs: Can only attack once per turn.
Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 6 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 61 Steak 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser
Sacred Items:
0 Elf Tears / 15 Hog Slop / 1 Pie Filling / 0 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
anyways, Finale Operandi: 4/4 SAVED FOR LATER.
I'll be making my great escape now!
1\3
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
28/40 x4 (3 from Leon, 3 from Piono, 3 from fstevr)
EJF 19/40
Ammo 4/5 + 14 more 4 spent
combat operandi: poison mists, a 20 post charge
I howl out into the cosmos and the mist responds. It swirls around all the players' weapons (except for The_Serpent if you're going to be that way, hurpmh...) and turns lime green. It guides their attacks and leaves behind wispy green clouds. Everyone affected has a +5% crit chance for the rest of the battle. In addition, whenever they do score a critical hit, the target is poisoned and takes 100 damage per turn for 3 turns. This effect does stack. If this is going to be a long battle, better buff up.
Active effects (on me):
+20 maximum health (true hunter form)
+2 maximum health (golden caduceus)
+2 health per turn (golden caduceus)
+2% damage (golden caduceus)
+5% critical hit chance (poison mists)
Deal 100 damage per turn for 3 turns on crit (poison mists)
+?% damage (Good Dog)
+?% damage resistance (Adamantine Wolf Armor)
Wilson's ongoing little side quest:
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
Edit- TWIN! I've gotten so used to you updating at around 7:00 but now you're posting at 4:00? (should have written my post faster rather than making my Shaymin PR video on pokemon... At least it is a nice video...)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I +3 with talist
22/40
11/15 x2
question talist, how close is wilson to the alchemiter? Dimentio and the Robomonkeys might be close enough for shenanigans.
A loud thrum is heard throughout the area.
We're back!!!
Hello! I'm Alternate timeline piono!
And you surely know who I am!
Yeah, he's not the main dimentio.
And sorry we're late.
We were just stopping to pick up some stuff.
Such as our alchemies.
I quickly supply everyone with their various special alchemies such as potions and weapons that Scratch deemed too destructive to allow in his manor.
Dimentio begins bringing the TARDIS around in a dodge pattern, maneuvering in four dimension so as to avoid getting obliterated.
I use...
This on everyone.
The elder elixir, created by thundercam before the Homestuck Invasion hit full swing. After he left the battlefield, I had one of my associates pick-pocket him, as he was carrying such a valuable artifact, it would have been a bad idea to lose it.
I took the liberty of turning it into a splash potion before I returned. Apply the effects of the Elder Elixir to all players but me, dimentio, and current piono.
You know, if you'd jumped out of the TARDIS before doing that, you might have gotten the buff.
I realize that now...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Hmm. It appears as if we cannot damage him... directly. Talist, as for your buff, I am afraid it cannot apply to me, as I seem to not have any weapons on me. (or anything, save the Finale Token, which has now vanished) I do not think it would be a good idea to attack English at all. No, not at all. I think there is something odd to do with our surroundings. This Wall. The godmodder is the one who shattered it, am I correct? I wonder... if I were to repair it, the invasion would be cut off from reinforcements. I suppose it is time. English, as I stated before, I do not dare strike you. I think it is about time we get out of what Scratch referred to as a "hellhole of an arc." Just to be sure, I cast a divination spell to forsee the major possible futures. Then, a colorless glow surrounds me, a creation aura that, with enough energy put into it, might repair the Fourth Wall.
1/40
/null
*Activates token*
FINALE OPERANDI: [1/4]
Oh by the way there's a sentry behind you that I placed while you were talking and it's shooting at you. Actually, there's about 50 of them.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
24/40
13/15 x2
I drink my potion of speed, jump out of the TARDIS and activate the split-stream feature of the broken uraniums umbrage. I split into three forms, one slightly in the past, one slightly in the future, and all three know what the others do, as such, I can respond to something before it happens and move to counteract it after.
I bring my sword through the symbol on the top of Lord English's staff, hopefully damaging it.
I leap out of the TARDIS and land among the players. I pull out Danger: High Voltage and unload as many shots into the staff as I can.
All aboard the blue box express! Hee hee hee.
Everyone, call out to Dimentio the entities you need help from, Dimentio will try and ship them in from the battlefield. We need this demon dead!
What? I thought you said you took out Lord English easily.
Yeah, because in my timeline we had close to ten times as many players!
What?
I don't know! Something must have gone wrong!
Great. Just great.
Hey everyone, do whatever screwy things you can.
Caliborn is really powerful, but he's a slow learner.
Anything he's not ready for gets us just that little bit further ahead.
Also, use your spoils of war!
All of you!
They'll be of immeasurable help.
Especially you ire!
If we can get Stitch out of those things,
Then we can consider that overcoat as good as gone!
And remember people!
We aren't in a no entities zone anymore!
But be sparing with entities, focus more on attacks, Very little will last long against lord english.
That goes with Dimentio's shipping service as well, only the veteran and most powerful entities will survive long enough to even bring down one attack.
It'll work best if you bring helpers.
Aegis, if you have any more drones, deploy them.
Talist, will Wilson be of any use here?
And everyone...
Use those finale operandis!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
POWER OF THE MANIAC: 8/40
I've thought long and hard. I've finally decided that, Serpent, your dead.
And with that, Serpent collapses from a combination of a heart attack, stroke, and all kinds of cancer.
Never help the bad guy!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
COMBAT OPERANDIPROGRAM ADVANCE: Daybreaker (1/40)"Allow me to keep on trying some shooting."
>CHARGE
>SHOOT (Minion)
[Help me out with the Program Advance guys. I might be able to deal some major damage if i can make it go through.]
Generic charge (x2 combo!): 40/40
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Yo Cal Sr. (...Yeah, you're probably gonna kill me for that name), can we use entities now? If so...well...hehehonk. Wait, what di-
honk.
honk.
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If possible/allowed, I tackle Serpent to the other side of the fourth wall. If not...
COMBAT OPERANDI:
I lunge at English, attempting to prove my worth by ripping a shred off his Overcoat.
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Generic charge (x2.5 combo!): 16/20
Generic charge (x3 combo!): 4/40
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For whatever stupid reason, PAM refuses to acknowledge PAD (or whatever the heck he is now)'s existence.
Also, I check if I have received a finale Operandi token. If so... 1/4
If not, whatev. Maybe I can just tri--whatwhatIwasntgonnasayanythingwhosaidIwasofcourseyoureawesomeenglishhehehonkimjustgonnashutupnow.
20/20
14/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
I take a bandage from the group inventory and apply it to myself.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
6/22 Health (+2 health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict oision for 3 turns - Poision mists