I +3 trade with talist
40/40 x3
20/20 x3
15/15 x4
1/5 x7
3/3 x13
piono dodges any incoming attacks as soon as he comes out of the portal. If it is warm enough not to take cold damage, he turns off the heating feature on the fusionthrower. anything hostile gets shot full of holes by a giga gun loaded with boolits.
I head out the Nether portal and head towards a theatre, not caring which one.
Anger: 2/5
Generic charge(x2 combo!): 28/40
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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The Psionic net I placed around the Lichs brain, while harmless to it, suddenly converts to white-hot magma, then contracts violently, lighting the thing's head on fire, blinding it because eyes-full-o'-magma, and squishing its brain slightly.
Then I Mercurian Malady it in the everything, and stab it through the chest with my Monochrome Sword, before channeling further Naetheric power along the blade, incinerating its withered flesh. All while blasting it with an autoshotty. Then I power-armor curbstomp the remains.
Making Handrailmagnum ammo 2/3
{The "Handrailmagnum" is both a magnum revolver made out of handrails, and a handheld railgun made out of a magnum revolver.}
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I just realized something! I think we can trick Scratch! We can't deny it, he is an excellent host. But...
Scratch, promise me you will not read this spoiler. Promised? Good, now, will you break that promise?
I'm a bit worried that Scratch will peak anyway, but I have a brilliant idea. Instead of making him a bad host, lets be terrible guests. A good host will kick out terrible guests!
I jump up and down, run back and forth, stab the Liches, pick up the popcorn machine, and throw it into the screen.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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Alright, so, Game Master {I'm just going to call you this to denote outside-of-roleplay communication.} the reason I want to go into the Nether involves the roleplay lead-up to an entity/entities I intend to summon once we get back to the Battlefield, and will have no effect on my or, I hope, others' actions within Scratch's manor, and basically involves me, or, more exactly, a "Psionic Avatar" of my "H3r0Br1n3" character going into the nether, making a speech, and dissipating. I intend that speech, and all affiliated theatrics, to have no actual gameplay effect, within the Manor. Would it be alright if a "Psionic Avatar" went to the basement and the nether, did some theatrics, then ceased to exist? All without leaving me stuck down there? And/or can you tell me if you intend to allow the nether players out? {Also, amusingly, for some reason, I kept writing "withing" rather than "within" while making this text. ROFL.}
Oh, and I'm done making ammo, AMPERZAND INVENTORY +24 HANDRAILMAGNUM AMMO. For my own reference, I now have thirty of said.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
2/14 Cura Special
2x +3 trades
> K4yne: Hellspawnin' the liches with regular arrows. > R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
I started charging up my Finale Operandi last turn Doc. And i charge it again this turn. If it works exactly this way that is.
So, the Nether is now an ice wasteland? I guess the backup Alpha Ghast i made is dead. But thats not a reason for me to be sad! I have nethertons of factual data to recreate Alpha Ghast's from a larval stadium without building one out of Ghast's. Mass production, ho! (Too bad this is a no entity zone.)
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I do something incredibly stupid yet plot advancing.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Oh, I'm sorry Engie. I didn't realize you thought your actions had no consequence. Oh they will, I'll make sure of that. The world is an complex web of interlocking parts far too large for us to ever fully understand. If you destroy a sizable chunk of it, there will be reverberations. Also, if we want to get into threats and boasting, let me list a few things I actually can do that aren't made up character fluff.
* Wilson will hate you till the end of time
* I can specifically target your entities (you are neutral after all)
* I can embargo your charge trades (charging is far slower without trades)
* And I can have my entities debuff you
Granted, none of these are massively scary, but they are things I can actually do. You commented the greatest horror I have ever seen in DTG, and so, you must be brought to justice. There is only no justice in this world if we let there be none.
So, guilty of all charges then? If you were charged of murder and said in front of the court, "well I've killed hundreds of people and not gotten caught so I shouldn't get caught now." How do you think they'd react to that? That's what you just did. I'm not sure if your lawyers would advise that.
"I didn't say I thought my actions have no consequence. I KNOW THEY DON'T. There is NOTHING you can do. Ooohohooo, Wilson will hate me because I ruined his alchemy. His precious, PRECIOUS alchemy. Newsflash: I DON'T CARE. He, you, this entire realm - you are, all of you, beneath me! Target my entities? I very rarely USE them in the first place. Embargo trading? I never used it. Debuff me? It will achieve nothing. I'm limited right now, yet I've shut down an ENTIRE DIMENSION. Your attempts to limit me will work even LESS! You underestimate me, overestimate yourself, and if you try to act against me, YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE!"
"I didn't say I thought my actions have no consequence. I KNOW THEY DON'T. There is NOTHING you can do. Ooohohooo, Wilson will hate me because I ruined his alchemy. His precious, PRECIOUS alchemy. Newsflash: I DON'T CARE. He, you, this entire realm - you are, all of you, beneath me! Target my entities? I very rarely USE them in the first place. Embargo trading? I never used it. Debuff me? It will achieve nothing. I'm limited right now, yet I've shut down an ENTIRE DIMENSION. Your attempts to limit me will work even LESS! You underestimate me, overestimate yourself, and if you try to act against me, YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE!"
Nothing we can do? Well two can play at this game.
How about i crank up to Heat 9? 4139 degrees Kelvin, Enough to bring the nether back to its original state.
Heat 9: 1/10
You got about 10 of my posts before you get burned. I suggest taking cover now.
Data transfer: 25/26
Status: logged in as undividedTerabyte [UT]
Wi-Fi: /////
Modyfying 4/4 - My SNIPER RIFLE is ready, along with interchangable scope values and laser sight.
(Null part of this post: 5l1n65n07, the ''heat 10'' option, according to the overclocking mechanism values someone mentioned earlier, should be logically able to destroy everything in the current pane of existence by blazing everything with the opposite of the absolute zero, absolute hot- 1.416785(71)×1034 Kelvin. So yeah. If you really want everthing to completely disappear from the existence in a swift flash of light, go on.I think scratched has some other plans for that.)
Ok, I equip the full set of Iron Armor and equip the sword.
I then wait to get assigned to a team.
Inventory:
Diamond Sword (equipped)
Diamond Pickaxe
Iron Helmet (equipped)
Iron Chestplate (equipped)
Iron Leggings (equipped)
Iron Boots (equipped)
128 Torches
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
2 Chests
Hashmap Turntables
Piano
Guitar
TV
Computer
4 Records
Locked Suitcase
10 Paintings.
You equip your IRON ARMOR and DIAMOND SWORD.
The only way you can get assigned to a team is by heading through the LARGE DOOR yourself.
... Scratch is right. My home was just the first thing to be destroyed in this world. This war has gone on for long enough. The only way to stop it now, is...
Wait, now is not the time to say that. Oh well.
COMBAT OPERANDI: Wrath of Fire
I use my Nether powers to make my sword be made of solid magma. I then proceed to combo the Liches with the Magma Sword.
I put out a +3 trade
35/40 x3
20/20 x3
10/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x12
Brr... Its getting pretty cold.
piono flips on a switch on the fusionthrower. It is now constantly putting out a strong source of heat. This thaws the area directly around piono slightly and prevents him from taking damage from the cold.
Shoot. This isn't going quite as well as I was hoping...
Ah well. Not like this is putting a dent in my plans, I'll need to check up on them soon though...
piono pulls a large amount of steak out of the group inventory, then consumes the food until he is back at full health.
Much better.
Tally-ho then.
We must go deeper I suppose.
An idle question engie, did you bring any wither repellent?
You use the FUSIONTHROWER to consistently provide a source of heat for you, repelling the cold of the NETHER. At a cost, you can only have the FUSIONTHROWER equipped if you want the effects to last.
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Loged In (very dark blue. My phone can't do the color tags)
==> Do something plot relevant.
==> Review requirements for a Final Operandi.
Set Handle: armaggedonsActuator [AA] Set Color: #006088
This isn't the normal cold you're accostumed to on Earth. These temperatures go below even the coldest on that planet, much, much colder. Absolute zero means that there is no energy in any object, therefore, electronics cannot function. I suppose you all are given a sort of amnesty due to Plot Armor, however.
You head back to the FRIGID PLATEAU and exit the NETHER PORTAL, taking 2 damage on your journey.
To execute a FINALE OPERANDI, you will need a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN and you must be at the MAX LEVEL. You will need to charge it up for four of your posts, and then it can be executed at any time.
You then attempt to do something plot-relevant. On a whim, you head back to Talist.
I eat as much food and golden apples as I need to to heal back to full health. I then throw the Odd Machine at a Lich. If this fails, I Hell's Instrument one.
You use up a STICK OF BUTTER and a GOLDEN APPLE. You are fully healed.
I +3 trade with aegis.
38/40 x3
20/20 x3
13/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x13
piono gets up, now at full health and protected from the cold.
Time to get moving.
piono then jumps through the portal.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BURN, BABY, BURN. I switch out my current weapons for the WIDOW'S INFERNO and the X-INFERNO. Petroleum + Fire = CHAOS. I strike the PETROLEUM LICH with both flame-based weapons, making a BURNING EXPLOSION OF CHAOS. Hopefully the Theater isn't exploded.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Attack Buff 9/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
You unbox...
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Level 5 Katana - Kills: 0
(Damage Dealt: 0 HP)
On kill: Restores you to full health
Honorbound: Once drawn, cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Oh, I'm sorry Engie. I didn't realize you thought your actions had no consequence. Oh they will, I'll make sure of that. The world is an complex web of interlocking parts far too large for us to ever fully understand. If you destroy a sizable chunk of it, there will be reverberations. Also, if we want to get into threats and boasting, let me list a few things I actually can do that aren't made up character fluff.
* Wilson will hate you till the end of time
* I can specifically target your entities (you are neutral after all)
* I can embargo your charge trades (charging is far slower without trades)
* And I can have my entities debuff you
Granted, none of these are massively scary, but they are things I can actually do. You commented the greatest horror I have ever seen in DTG, and so, you must be brought to justice. There is only no justice in this world if we let there be none.
So, guilty of all charges then? If you were charged of murder and said in front of the court, "well I've killed hundreds of people and not gotten caught so I shouldn't get caught now." How do you think they'd react to that? That's what you just did. I'm not sure if your lawyers would advise that.
Oh also, is this server doomed? According to Twin, it will survive at least 413 years after everyone has left. And wouldn't frozen blaze rods just be... Rods?
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 33/40 x3 (3 trade with Piono)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 8 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Anyway, Aegis, come into this temple here. never mind, guess I'm going alone then. Twin has probably set up some side quest in here that involves the egg I have.
let me explain what happened to the best of my knowledge. a player by the name of Erelye entered our realm. this player set off to slay the ender dragon, something i am in favor of. Erelye, I think I've heard that name before... however, another player came in and interrupted the battle, this one by the name of Talist. this player sought peace with the dragon, something else I am in favor of. I've definitely heard that name before. one of the players sacrificed themself, probably Erelye, in order to make sure the dragon would be slain. but in doing so, our island was shattered. So, those immortal humans are called players. And wherever they are, they can still access the End. Maybe they share the Nether as well. Do you know where a Nether portal is? it is rare for an enderman to venture into the Nether, but yes, there is one above here and to the east. do you wish for me to teleport you there? Ah, no thank you. I'll walk.
Thank you and goodbye.
Wilson leaves the room and heads up for the surface while the person writing this rejoices a little because they don't have to worry about all those color and font and size tags anymore.
+3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x3
You enter the ENDER'S TEMPLE. Alone.
The server will survive after the war. However, the shape it will be in will not be satisfactory to most. I can promise that.
I +3 trade with talist
40/40 x3
20/20 x3
15/15 x4
1/5 x7
3/3 x13 piono dodges any incoming attacks as soon as he comes out of the portal. If it is warm enough not to take cold damage, he turns off the heating feature on the fusionthrower. anything hostile gets shot full of holes by a giga gun loaded with boolits.
Ok, it was gonna be to long to read comfortably anyway.
The Psionic net I placed around the Lichs brain, while harmless to it, suddenly converts to white-hot magma, then contracts violently, lighting the thing's head on fire, blinding it because eyes-full-o'-magma, and squishing its brain slightly.
Then I Mercurian Malady it in the everything, and stab it through the chest with my Monochrome Sword, before channeling further Naetheric power along the blade, incinerating its withered flesh. All while blasting it with an autoshotty. Then I power-armor curbstomp the remains.
Making Handrailmagnum ammo 2/3
{The "Handrailmagnum" is both a magnum revolver made out of handrails, and a handheld railgun made out of a magnum revolver.}
I just realized something! I think we can trick Scratch! We can't deny it, he is an excellent host. But...
Scratch, promise me you will not read this spoiler. Promised? Good, now, will you break that promise?
I'm a bit worried that Scratch will peak anyway, but I have a brilliant idea. Instead of making him a bad host, lets be terrible guests. A good host will kick out terrible guests!
I jump up and down, run back and forth, stab the Liches, pick up the popcorn machine, and throw it into the screen.
Trust me, I won't read that spoiler. I can't even tell you what it said if I tried.
There is no screen to throw the POPCORN MACHINE into.
Alright, so, Game Master {I'm just going to call you this to denote outside-of-roleplay communication.} the reason I want to go into the Nether involves the roleplay lead-up to an entity/entities I intend to summon once we get back to the Battlefield, and will have no effect on my or, I hope, others' actions within Scratch's manor, and basically involves me, or, more exactly, a "Psionic Avatar" of my "H3r0Br1n3" character going into the nether, making a speech, and dissipating. I intend that speech, and all affiliated theatrics, to have no actual gameplay effect, within the Manor. Would it be alright if a "Psionic Avatar" went to the basement and the nether, did some theatrics, then ceased to exist? All without leaving me stuck down there? And/or can you tell me if you intend to allow the nether players out? {Also, amusingly, for some reason, I kept writing "withing" rather than "within" while making this text. ROFL.}
Oh, and I'm done making ammo, AMPERZAND INVENTORY +24 HANDRAILMAGNUM AMMO. For my own reference, I now have thirty of said.
{In case you couldn't tell, I like Courier New.}
Yes. A Psionic Avatar heading into the NETHER would be fine, so long as he only makes that one speech, and leaves afterwards.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
2/14 Cura Special
2x +3 trades
> K4yne: Hellspawnin' the liches with regular arrows. > R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
I started charging up my Finale Operandi last turn Doc. And i charge it again this turn. If it works exactly this way that is.
So, the Nether is now an ice wasteland? I guess the backup Alpha Ghast i made is dead. But thats not a reason for me to be sad! I have nethertons of factual data to recreate Alpha Ghast's from a larval stadium without building one out of Ghast's. Mass production, ho! (Too bad this is a no entity zone.)
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
You will need to use a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN to use your FINALE OPERANDI. You do not carry that item with you, but The_Serpent does.
I do something incredibly stupid yet plot advancing.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Nothing we can do? Well two can play at this game.
How about i crank up to Heat 9? 4139 degrees Kelvin, Enough to bring the nether back to its original state.
Heat 9: 1/10
You got about 10 of my posts before you get burned. I suggest taking cover now.
Data transfer: 25/26
Status: logged in as undividedTerabyte [UT]
Wi-Fi: /////
I never said there was nothing you could do to kickstart the NETHER. In fact, I said the opposite. There is a way you can restore the dimension, and that is by powering up the DEAD VOXEL, the power source of the NETHER. Of course, it has gone dark with the rest of the NETHER. Perhaps you could use this charge to power it.
Modyfying 4/4 - My SNIPER RIFLE is ready, along with interchangable scope values and laser sight.
(Null part of this post: 5l1n65n07, the ''heat 10'' option, according to the overclocking mechanism values someone mentioned earlier, should be logically able to destroy everything in the current pane of existence by blazing everything with the opposite of the absolute zero, absolute hot- 1.416785(71)×1034 Kelvin. So yeah. If you really want everthing to completely disappear from the existence in a swift flash of light, go on. I think Scratch has some other plans for that.)
If we have enough currency thingies to use the claw machine I purchase as many tries as possilbe and use them all.
You expend 8 ELF TEARS, HOG SLOP, PIE FILLING, and WEASEL SNOT for five shots at the CLAW MACHINE.
You get...
A GODMODDER PLUSHIE. A TWINBUILDER PLUSHIE. A POCKET ALCHEMITER. A MANN CO. KEY. A TWINBUILDER PLUSHIE.
The GREEN TEAM finishes their combo against the CAULK LICH. Although it was very measly, it had enough power to finish the LICH off. All teams promptly level up.
LEVEL UP ~ DemonicDaVinci, Witherdragon2000, strudelkitty4427, Amperz4nd, TrampekTheQuantumShoe
MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM Lv. 4 - Blade Polisher Lv. 7 - The Roar Lv. 6 - Magnum Opus Lv. 5 - Head Roller
All three teams advance through their doors. However, upon entry, it becomes quickly apparent that this room is different than the previous ones. All three teams are now in the same room, the TURRET.
You're on a green castle turret that is attached to the manor. From it, you can see the cityscape below, and the top of the manor, the FOURTH FLOOR. There is one door in this room, the FINAL DOOR of the Third Floor.
Its counter ticks upwards from '0/9' to '9/9'. Thankfully, there are more than nine of you. The FINAL DOOR swings open. It's time to face the BOSS.
Everyone on the RED, GREEN, and BLUE TEAMS gain FINALE OPERANDI TOKENS. However, since the RED TEAM finished first, they all gain SCRATCHED MANN CO. CRATES. They contain special items...
pionoplayer and ENGIE_NINJA pass through the GREEN PORTAL and find themselves back in SCRATCH'S MANOR. Or at least, they assume it's my Manor. For the only indication that it would be is ripped red wallpaper on the walls. They have found themselves in the last room of the BASEMENT:
THE CORE.
This room is very small and cramped. The walls are bronzed and unearthly. At the far side of the room lies a BRONZE PEDESTAL. There are two indentations in the surface, made for holding objects. One could hold an elliptical object. The other one could hold an object with many edges. Behind the PEDESTAL lies a giant, clockwork door known as the GATE OF ARMS.
Meanwhile, in the ENDER'S TEMPLE, Talist passes through a room that contained a pedestal of its own. However, there is nothing on it now. Peculiarly, it looks like it could have fit an egg-shaped object... Talist passes through the temple until he sees a RED PORTAL. Perhaps this one behaves similarly to the GREEN PORTAL? It would be worth a shot either way.
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door. Leads to Turret.
Turret - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DOOMBRINGER, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
40/40 x3
20/20 x3
15/15 x4
1/5 x7
3/3 x13
piono dodges any incoming attacks as soon as he comes out of the portal. If it is warm enough not to take cold damage, he turns off the heating feature on the fusionthrower. anything hostile gets shot full of holes by a giga gun loaded with boolits.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
________
MUST. CATCH. UP!!!
I head out the Nether portal and head towards a theatre, not caring which one.
Anger: 2/5
Generic charge(x2 combo!): 28/40
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Then I Mercurian Malady it in the everything, and stab it through the chest with my Monochrome Sword, before channeling further Naetheric power along the blade, incinerating its withered flesh. All while blasting it with an autoshotty. Then I power-armor curbstomp the remains.
Making Handrailmagnum ammo 2/3
{The "Handrailmagnum" is both a magnum revolver made out of handrails, and a handheld railgun made out of a magnum revolver.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Scratch, promise me you will not read this spoiler. Promised? Good, now, will you break that promise?
I'm a bit worried that Scratch will peak anyway, but I have a brilliant idea. Instead of making him a bad host, lets be terrible guests. A good host will kick out terrible guests!
I jump up and down, run back and forth, stab the Liches, pick up the popcorn machine, and throw it into the screen.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Maniac, please do not do that. THe popcorn machine and the screen may prove to have some importance.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Oh, and I'm done making ammo, AMPERZAND INVENTORY +24 HANDRAILMAGNUM AMMO. For my own reference, I now have thirty of said.
{In case you couldn't tell, I like Courier New.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"They're acquaintances. Why would I try to repel them?"
I flash-step through the green portal.
"Granted, I've pretty much killed off a sizable number of them, but they're amazing creatures. Most of them here will have survived."
The cloak of shadows around me suddenly tightens.
"kyaa~ mind, not, doing, that, please?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
2/14 Cura Special
2x +3 trades
> K4yne: Hellspawnin' the liches with regular arrows.
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
I started charging up my Finale Operandi last turn Doc. And i charge it again this turn. If it works exactly this way that is.
So, the Nether is now an ice wasteland? I guess the backup Alpha Ghast i made is dead. But thats not a reason for me to be sad! I have nethertons of factual data to recreate Alpha Ghast's from a larval stadium without building one out of Ghast's. Mass production, ho! (Too bad this is a no entity zone.)
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I do something incredibly stupid yet plot advancing.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
Level 5: Yellow Dwarf
20/20 health
"I didn't say I thought my actions have no consequence. I KNOW THEY DON'T. There is NOTHING you can do. Ooohohooo, Wilson will hate me because I ruined his alchemy. His precious, PRECIOUS alchemy. Newsflash: I DON'T CARE. He, you, this entire realm - you are, all of you, beneath me! Target my entities? I very rarely USE them in the first place. Embargo trading? I never used it. Debuff me? It will achieve nothing. I'm limited right now, yet I've shut down an ENTIRE DIMENSION. Your attempts to limit me will work even LESS! You underestimate me, overestimate yourself, and if you try to act against me, YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE!"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Omnisight - 4/20
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
3/14 Cura Special
2x +3 trades
> K4yne: Firing more arrows at the liches.
> R. K.: Defense buff Serpent.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Nothing we can do? Well two can play at this game.
How about i crank up to Heat 9? 4139 degrees Kelvin, Enough to bring the nether back to its original state.
Heat 9: 1/10
You got about 10 of my posts before you get burned. I suggest taking cover now.
Data transfer: 25/26
Wi-Fi: /////
Apps:
-App Store
-Pesterchum
-Google chrome
-Data Blueprint
-ROBLOX
-Minecraft
-MAXSIDE Chat network
I'll be making my great escape now!
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x5
6/40 x2
Combat Operandi: Overheal
9/15
I red barrel a lich
(Null part of this post: 5l1n65n07, the ''heat 10'' option, according to the overclocking mechanism values someone mentioned earlier, should be logically able to destroy everything in the current pane of existence by blazing everything with the opposite of the absolute zero, absolute hot- 1.416785(71)×1034 Kelvin. So yeah. If you really want everthing to completely disappear from the existence in a swift flash of light, go on.I think scratched has some other plans for that.)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
You equip your IRON ARMOR and DIAMOND SWORD.
The only way you can get assigned to a team is by heading through the LARGE DOOR yourself.
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - WRATH OF FIRE
You expend 8 HOG SLOP and 3 WEASEL SNOT.
20,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
You equip the PYROMANCER'S MASK.
7,500 damage to a MAGMA LICH.
Oh. The CHARGED UBER should be restoring more HP than food... I will rectify that error.
You use the FUSIONTHROWER to consistently provide a source of heat for you, repelling the cold of the NETHER. At a cost, you can only have the FUSIONTHROWER equipped if you want the effects to last.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-3 Steak
You consume 3 STEAKS and are fully healed.
Set Handle: armaggedonsActuator [AA]
Set Color: #006088
This isn't the normal cold you're accostumed to on Earth. These temperatures go below even the coldest on that planet, much, much colder. Absolute zero means that there is no energy in any object, therefore, electronics cannot function. I suppose you all are given a sort of amnesty due to Plot Armor, however.
You head back to the FRIGID PLATEAU and exit the NETHER PORTAL, taking 2 damage on your journey.
To execute a FINALE OPERANDI, you will need a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN and you must be at the MAX LEVEL. You will need to charge it up for four of your posts, and then it can be executed at any time.
You then attempt to do something plot-relevant. On a whim, you head back to Talist.
You use up a STICK OF BUTTER and a GOLDEN APPLE. You are fully healed.
You use HELL'S INSTRUMENT, dealing 7,500 damge.
Critted 15,000 damage.
You jump through the GREEN PORTAL.
The attack will hit when all HITS have been used.
You unbox...
On kill: Restores you to full health
Honorbound: Once drawn, cannot be sheathed until it kills.
PETROLEUM LICH killed.
You enter the ENDER'S TEMPLE. Alone.
The server will survive after the war. However, the shape it will be in will not be satisfactory to most. I can promise that.
You cannot enter the THIRD FLOOR once you are in the BASEMENT. This has been made clear many, many times.
Hit 2.
12,000 damage.
Trust me, I won't read that spoiler. I can't even tell you what it said if I tried.
There is no screen to throw the POPCORN MACHINE into.
Yes. A Psionic Avatar heading into the NETHER would be fine, so long as he only makes that one speech, and leaves afterwards.
AMPERZ4ND INVENTORY:
+24 Handrailmagnum Ammo
You enter the GREEN PORTAL.
You will need to use a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN to use your FINALE OPERANDI. You do not carry that item with you, but The_Serpent does.
7,500 damage.
You defense-buff yourself.
You head through the LARGE DOOR and join the RED TEAM.
MAGNA LICH killed.
You buff The_Serpent.
I never said there was nothing you could do to kickstart the NETHER. In fact, I said the opposite. There is a way you can restore the dimension, and that is by powering up the DEAD VOXEL, the power source of the NETHER. Of course, it has gone dark with the rest of the NETHER. Perhaps you could use this charge to power it.
MAGMA LICH killed.
You equip your SNIPER RIFLE.
You expend 8 ELF TEARS, HOG SLOP, PIE FILLING, and WEASEL SNOT for five shots at the CLAW MACHINE.
You get...
A GODMODDER PLUSHIE.
A TWINBUILDER PLUSHIE.
A POCKET ALCHEMITER.
A MANN CO. KEY.
A TWINBUILDER PLUSHIE.
The GREEN TEAM finishes their combo against the CAULK LICH. Although it was very measly, it had enough power to finish the LICH off. All teams promptly level up.
LEVEL UP ~ DemonicDaVinci, Witherdragon2000, strudelkitty4427, Amperz4nd, TrampekTheQuantumShoe
MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM
Lv. 4 - Blade Polisher
Lv. 7 - The Roar
Lv. 6 - Magnum Opus
Lv. 5 - Head Roller
All three teams advance through their doors. However, upon entry, it becomes quickly apparent that this room is different than the previous ones. All three teams are now in the same room, the TURRET.
You're on a green castle turret that is attached to the manor. From it, you can see the cityscape below, and the top of the manor, the FOURTH FLOOR. There is one door in this room, the FINAL DOOR of the Third Floor.
Its counter ticks upwards from '0/9' to '9/9'. Thankfully, there are more than nine of you. The FINAL DOOR swings open. It's time to face the BOSS.
Everyone on the RED, GREEN, and BLUE TEAMS gain FINALE OPERANDI TOKENS. However, since the RED TEAM finished first, they all gain SCRATCHED MANN CO. CRATES. They contain special items...
pionoplayer and ENGIE_NINJA pass through the GREEN PORTAL and find themselves back in SCRATCH'S MANOR. Or at least, they assume it's my Manor. For the only indication that it would be is ripped red wallpaper on the walls. They have found themselves in the last room of the BASEMENT:
THE CORE.
This room is very small and cramped. The walls are bronzed and unearthly. At the far side of the room lies a BRONZE PEDESTAL. There are two indentations in the surface, made for holding objects. One could hold an elliptical object. The other one could hold an object with many edges. Behind the PEDESTAL lies a giant, clockwork door known as the GATE OF ARMS.
Meanwhile, in the ENDER'S TEMPLE, Talist passes through a room that contained a pedestal of its own. However, there is nothing on it now. Peculiarly, it looks like it could have fit an egg-shaped object... Talist passes through the temple until he sees a RED PORTAL. Perhaps this one behaves similarly to the GREEN PORTAL? It would be worth a shot either way.
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door. Leads to Turret.
Turret - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DOOMBRINGER, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 17/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, MIGHTY WALLOPER, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF. MAXED - DEUS SAGITTARIIS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD,
PYROMANCER'S MASK. MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 11/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Witherdragon2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CRUDE FLAIL. Lv. 3: Cunningpork.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME
SWORD. Level 6: Magnum Opus.
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: RIFLE, TINKER'S COMPASS. Lv. 5: Head Roller.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
K4yne: [PG] HP: 11/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 16/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON ARMOR. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 6: Scratched. Votes: IIIIIIII
Turret - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Waiting Room.
Final Door.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
DiamonDoug264: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.DEAD.Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Nether Portal.
The Nether - Discovered Areas: Frigid Plateau, The Great Expanse, Wither's Temple
Curse of Frigidity: Every turn, players in the Nether take 2 damage each post and at the EoTB.
The Frigid Plateau - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 2: Old OS.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
The Frigid Plateau - Objects of Interest:
Road to Wither's Temple.
The Great Expanse - Players:
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 10/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The Great Expanse - Objects of Interest:
Ender's Temple.
Wither's Temple - Players:
Wither's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Green Portal.
Ender's Temple - Players:
Talist: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: GOLDEN EGG. Lv. 7: Peacemaker.
Ender's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Red Portal.
The Core - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FUSIONTHROWER, DEAD VOXEL. Lv. 9: Substitute.
The Core - Objects of Interest:
Bronze Pedestal.
Gate of Arms.
Group Inventory:
Chair / 15 Gun Magazines / 8 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 255 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 61 Steak / 256 Cobblestone / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart
Sacred Items:
6 Elf Tears / 12 Hog Slop / 14 Pie Fillings / 20 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x5
8/40 x2
Combat Operandi: Overheal
11/15
Finale Operandi: 4/4 SAVED UP
Wait, does this mean I have two tokens? And if so, does this mean I can use finale operandi twice?
I go back to the theatre and examine the odd machine.