I stop healing and continue bashing the Liches. I then go back to the Game Room and check if the Black King's corpse is still there. You see, legends say of a weapon known as the Black King's Bar which grants the user immunity from magic. I try to look for it, and then go back to the Gauntlet.
I have something to say about this whole engie/nether thing. But... that would take too long. So I'll reactivate my AI for a bit to do it for me instead.
SO, I HEAR THAT SOME OF YOU ARE ANNOYED THAT ENGIE DESTROYED THE NETHER AND SCRATCH ALLOWED HIM TO. WELL, GET OVER IT! I DON'T EVEN REALLY EXIST ANYMORE, YET YOU DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. LIFE'S UNFAIR SOMETIMES. IF IT WAS FAIR, I WOULD BE SIGNIFICANT. IF THERE WAS ANY, AND I MEAN ANY, FAIRNESS IN THIS WORLD, I WOULD ACTUALLY EXIST. AND WOULD BE THE MOST DAMN IMPORTANT PERSON...
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
20/20 K4yne LV.1 Super: Bait n' Bash
> K4yne: Now is zhe tiem Herr Doktor. Let's bait and bash!
I raise the Chaos' Sinker, managing to gain enough FISHING POWER to unleash my LV. 1 Fishing Super: Bait n' Bash! Switching to rod mode, i fish one of the Magma Liches and bash it into the other an incredible amount of times. As a finisher, i ram the fished lich into the wallpaper, ending the combo with a Chaos' Sinker sword to it's head. Of course, during the super the fire capabilities of Chaos' Sinker are turned of for an obvious reason. I gain +5 fishing.
I trade another +3, start charging a new Cura Special, and start racking up turns for my FINALE OPERANDI.
1/14 Cura Special
> R. K.: Heal fseftr if still hurt with a piece of cheese.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
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I have no idea if I'm even allowed to post again this update, so instead I'll just try to assume Psionic control over one of the Liches. Better a mental-dampened ally than a raving enemy.
Heh, looks like I can post... Well then... If there is a chest I can reach, I go open it and take any stuff, then examine the rooms we've been fighting in.
Also, will you guys stop being mad at Engie... It's not like he did anything you or I wouldn't, in this universe, at least. Besides, heh, we still have Nether Wart, we still have Blaze Rods, at least until we run out of frozen blazes, we still have ghast tears, until we run out of frozen ghasts, we still have glowstone, for now... This world was doomed from the outset, accept it and move on.
I take a heart container from the group inventory and use it.
You guys watch the movie, i'll handle these Liches.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SASSMASTER I go up to the LICHES and say "OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO YOU DID'NT". I UPPERCUT SLICE the LICHES, at close range, before pulling out my DOOMBRINGER and shooting a LICH in the face at an even closer range.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
YES!! I'm back! I did not just descend into GRIMDARKNESS, Engie made me so angry, he gave me back my true form! My powers are back!! So, that means....
I snap my fingers. One of the Liches gets lit on fire.
Yep, I'm back!
I unlock one of the Mann co. crates and take whats inside. I give the 2 other ones to my teammates. I keep the Finale Token.
Hmm. It appears you have subverted the typical results of indulging in such dark magic and powers as the Nether's and have regained your true form instead. Of course, there's still time...
4,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
You unbox...
PYROMANCER'S MASK
Level 66 Hat
THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN INVENTORY: +1 Mann Co. Crate +1 Mann Co. Key
PITTHEANGEL INVENTORY: +1 Mann Co. Crate +1 Mann Co. Key
I fire upon the Chaulk Lich's head again, as precisely and surely as I possibly can.
I then examine the rifle magasine to see how much ammo is left there.
I slowly learn how to effectively use the Sextant as a precision scanning tool. I start to think of the perfected and most effective ways to use it in a short timespan. 1/20
I take another heart container from the group inventory, and use it if I need to at the end of this post or turn.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: CHAOTIC (10/10) CHAOS can sure come in handy sometimes. I open the app, and tap the "CHAOS MODE" button. SUDDENLY CHAOS HAPPENS. A LICH IS BATTERED FROM ALL OVER, WITH BOTH GUNSHOTS FROM THE DOOMBRIGNER AND SLICES FROM THE YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****, AND WHILE DOING THIS I PUT SOME MICROSOFT CLOUD PIECES INSIDE THE LICH'S HEAD, AND THEN SET THEM TO "SELF-DESTRUCT" MODE. BOOM. CHAOS.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
I swear, none of those items in my inventory are weapons
NONE OF THEM.
Current Inventory
1 Hashmap Turntable
4 Records
1 Piano
1 Guitar
1 TV
1 Computer
10 Paintings
1 Locked Suitcase (equipped)
Do any of those items look like weapons? No? I thought so.
Anyway, I'm not proceeding through a door because I have not been asked to join a team. ALSO I HAVE NO WEAPONS.
You aren't asked to join a team, you just get assigned to one by default.
I take some of the wooden planks and attempt to make a fire, at least a small one. I also grab some flint if there is some.
Meanwhile, back in Oryx's castle...
What is the army DOING?! Honestly, I need to reestablish some connections to Ninjatwist_ (Me)! I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MAUL THAT DOC SCRATCH CHARACTER'S BANKRUPT-
Sir? I am making good progress on the portal. It vill take a short vhile to complete, although there may be some complications that vill slow me down...
Oh, alright, good! Keep working, and I'll reward you!
You don't have the neccessary materials to make a FIRE; you lack FLINT AND STEEL.
I take several GUN MAGAZINES from the group inventory, and begin modifying their contents to function as HANDRAILMAGNUM AMMO. 1/3
Sh0uld w3 he4d 7o the Nether? Although, I suppose it re5embles Hel more now... A place of 1ce ra7her than fire... Y35 I d0 believe we aught to go t0 7h3 Noether... Just as soon as we kill these *sounds of gunfire*
15,000 damage to a CAULK LICH.
GROUP INVENTORY: -5 Gun Magazines
Keep in mind that if you decide to travel to the incapacitated NETHER via the PORTAL buried deep in my BASEMENT, you're not going to be able to return to any of the floors located above it.
Combat Operandi: Parasolic Growth: 15/15
I take out umbrella warfare, which suddenly becomes twice as large. I then use it to fight the weaker lich, before it shrinks back to normal size.
> FSEFTR: COMBAT OPERANDI - PARASOLIC GROWTH
You expend 6 ELF TEARS, 3 WEASEL SNOT, and 2 PIE FILLING.
UMBRELLA WARFARE suddenly grows to twice its normal size. You wield its oversized length in your hands, leap up, and mercilessly attack a MAGMA LICH with it. 20,000 damage. Post-operandi, the parasol returns to its normal volume.
Finale: 1/4
I point out that the Lichs are made of magma.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: DELUGE.
I take out a fire hose and attach it to my Portable Fire HydrantTM. The Lichs (Liches?) are hit with a torrential downpour of water that hardens them into cobblestone (because they're magma) or does heavy damage. I finish up with a shot from the Dersite Rifle, carefully aimed to shoot through all of their (hopefully cobblestone) skulls in a straight line.
I open the Mann Co Crates and examine the items before I decide who gets what.
The prefixes of UNDERLINGS have nothing to do with the composition of their carapaces. It merely denotes what GRIST you can expect them to drop upon death. For the unitiated, GRIST is a resource that is ubiquitous in SBURB, a game that this is not, and is used for creating weapons. The UNDERLINGS you are facing currently, would, in that game, drop GRIST, but since it is unneeded here, they do not. Instead, you gain levels.
Additionally, the prefix is what the UNDERLING is associated with. So, while a MAGMA LICH would not literally be made out of lava, expect it to have the color scheme of that element, and select abilities of it as well.
> THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - DELUGE
You take out a FIRE HYDRANT and FIRE HOSE, and use those items to spew a torrential downpour of water at both MAGMA LICHES. 6,000 damage to each. You then use the DERSITE RIFLE to deal an additional 4,000 damage each.
You unbox...
STRANGE AMBASSADOR
Level 5 Revolver - Kills: 0
(Damage Dealt: 0 HP)
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
[ 5 / 5 ] COMBAT OPERANDI: STUNNING FLASH
A bright flash of purple light is shot out from my hands, directly into the the eyes of the Liches, dealing minor damage and stunning them.
I then attack the weakest Lich using my Scythe.
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - STUNNING FLASH
You expend 4 ELF TEARS and 10 PIE FILLINGS.
3,000 damage to each CAULK LICH. Both CAULK LICHES stunned. They cannot attack this turn.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: HATERS GONNA HATE I am still enveloped in CHAOS from my previous post, but this time I can control myself better. I go up to the LICHES, hatred in my eyes, for they took advantage of me getting TWINJA'D, and attacked me. It's time for my revenge. (Part three). I shoot a LICH clost range 1337 times with my DOOMBRINGER, and then uppercut AND downercut it, before stabbing it's eye with my sword, and then kicking it's face, and pushing it into the other LICH.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Attack Buff 5/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
You can't use so many COMBAT OPERANDI in succession! They are meant to be powerful attacks, saved up for just the right moment, for a battlefield-changing move. They are meant to show just what you can do. Too many at once dulls it.
I +3 trade with modpack
30/40 x3
20/20 x3
5/15 x4
2/5 x6
3/3 x11
Piono marches up the steps. A coating of permafrost creeps out from the void of heat, covering him, protecting him from further frost damage.
Hmm... I suppose engie did something useful.
He pulls out the microsoft mashup, putting away the fusionthrower, extends the grappling-hammer attachment, and uses it to pull the nether star to himself.
I'm sure that most of the traps are disabled, but I still don't think I want to risk my life on this. I've died too many times already.
As the nether star comes closer to him he rushes to the exit, pulling the nether star behind him, and does not stop running until he reaches the exit or encounters something blocking him.
I assume there is something special about this nether star?
You equip the MICROSOFT MASHUP and pull the NETHER STAR from the pedestal into your range. You hold it in your hands. Somehow, loretext pops up, which is no surprise, considering the situation you are currently encapsuled in.
The NETHER STAR you are currently holding is a powerful artifact known as the DEAD VOXEL. Instead of the brilliant white most NETHER STARS echo, this one seemingly acts as a black hole, pulling all light into itself. This star acts as a power source for the NETHER. Legend says that this dimension acts as a prison for a great, unspeakable evil, who was trapped there at the beginning of time.
The VOXEL lets the dimension act as a prison for the being. It also provides as a power source for the dimension, giving it its signature heat and ferocity. However, due to ENGIE_NINJA's controversial COMBAT OPERANDI, it appears the DEAD VOXEL is unable to power the place at all... At least, not without outside help.
You attempt to run back the way you came, but see that the door you came through is gone. The only way out is further in.
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Random stockpile charge. 29/40 x3 (6 from Fseftr, 3 trade with Aegis (thanks))
Ammo charge 2/5 + 8 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I had a very long post about this but I accidentally clicked on an ad and now it all got deleted, so I'll try and keep this short. (And yes, this is shorter than what I had before)thanks AT&T, it's all your fault
No one seems to realize what a horror Engie has just inflected. Scratch, aren't you the one who told us to view this as more than a game? Your reasoning of that the creatures in the Nether are for killing is viewing this as a game, something you told us to avoid. If everything in the Nether is made to be killed, then so are endermen. Also, one of the most common mobs in the Nether is a zombie pigman, a neutral mob. Even if we assume that every single living thing in the Nether is a soulless monster made solely to be killed AND that the Nether is not the core of the overworld(the most likely location for a "hell" biome) Engie has still mostly destroyed the art of brewing. Blaze rods are gone now, so Wilson will never be able to make another strength potion or fire resistance potion. Glowstone is gone as well, so upgrading potions will be far harder now. The supply of Netherwart has plummeted, and that is the base of almost all potions. Once Wilson finds out about this, he will hate you Engie pretty much until the end of all time. You were faced with about ten mobs, so obviously the only reasonable course of action is to destroy everything in the Nether. You've killed players as well, not just the people in the basement. If we share this Nether with the ten million other people on this server, don't you think at least a million or so of them would have built a house, base, or something else in the Nether? What do you think has just happened to all of that? To all the people in them at the time? Scratch said himself that the only structure left is that temple.
I am a little more than upset. Let me tell you something: my diplomacy with the dragon and my research about magma were the two hardest things I had ever done in DTG. I spent about two to three hours on those for nothing. At least Ereyle had to sacrifice himself in order to carry out his absurd plan. But this time? Scratch, you let a psychopath destroy an entire dimension full of living, breathing creatures with almost no charge time, almost no personal sacrifice, no justification, nothing like that, and then you extol him for his actions, calling them "a service". Would it be "a service" if someone razed your manor to the ground, stomped on the ashes, and then salted the land? Your manor is full of creatures that "cannot be reasoned with". So therefor, by your own logic, you would pay someone for the "service" of burning down your manor.
You could just not quote me and ignore me now, but I'm fairly sure that anyone who reads all of this rant will see that I have a point, several actually. Engie, I'm charging you with genocide, excessive damage to civilian property, war crimes, betrayal in combat, heinous environmental damage, and use of chemical weaponry on civilians. If you know the art of war, you should know that there are consequences for your actions. What do you have to say for yourself?
Wilson starts to hear the thoughts of the sole remaining enderman. so you're back. curious thing aren't you?
The thought of how strange it is to be listening to someone in a silent room crosses Wilson's mind. really it is much better than actual speech. longer range, passes through materials, and we can select who hears what. but in that previous fight, no one was too concerned about that. it is quite rare for us to ever encounter creatures other than humans and other endermen that can pick up our speech. Y- you can understand me? yes, we can, which is another benefit of telepathy. pure thoughts transgress language barriers. it's how we knew you were listening. most of us didn't care about you being there. however, some wanted you killed on the spot for interloping. you have come at a time of great tension. moving you was the compromise.
Wilson walks up the stairway. He had never seen an End portal, and this was probably the closest he'd get to seeing a black opal again. He looks through the frame at the lava below. Wait, this is a frame right? And all the eyes are in, so why is there no portal? Is this what has happened? You can't get home? to a degree, yes, this is what has happened. none of us were witnesses to what happened, so we cannot say exactly what happened. but yes, we cannot get home. our home is gone. What? B-but, destroying an entire dimension? What could do such a thing?
+3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x3
All of your anger is justified, and I know there is nothing I can do that will convince you to look the other way on this matter. The least I can say is that there is still hope for the NETHER. There is a way to revive it.
I +3 trade with aegis
32/40 x3
20/20 x3
7/15 x4
4/5 x6
3/3 x11 piono continues with his quick exitation, freezing anything that attempts to stop him with the void of heat.
He runs to the exit, and rushes out onto the frozen plateau. Suddenly, a piece of the ground falls away in front of him.
Oh void.
He jumps, rather than attempting to stop skidding, and slices the void of heat through the air, then lands on the brand new platform of ice. He continues running without missing a step, then plunges through the nether portal back into the gauntlet.
Ah man! I hate when that happens! It's so unforgiving!
Also, Talist, you're right. I, as king of that former dimension, know about those mobs. They're quite friendly. The only reason they attack you is because, 1. you attacked them, 2. they are protecting something, or 3. they are surprised that you are here. What Engie just did was he destroyed an innocent nation! That's almost as bad as what happened in Ender's Game!! That is why I went insane. Engie destroyed my home, my people, my subjects, my resources. Good job Engie. You have now been cursed.
BACKGROUND OBJECTS is a painfully vague term. Try to specify what you want to examine in the future to guarantee a possibility of success for your action.
I +3 trade with talist
34/40 x3
20/20 x3
9/15 x4
5/5 x6
1/3 x12 Piono lands back in the gauntlet, moves over to the chrome platform, pulls some food out of the group inventory, and eats.
Okay, I see lots of idle posturing going on here.
Maniac, you have no idea what you're getting into. You're lucky engie is limited. He's been responsible for the deaths of no fewer than two billion different universes.
Technically he's on probation, but at this point...
I doubt the IUPC is going to have the backbone to keep that up if he goes back to reclaim his power.
So no maniac, this isn't a war you can win.
Although engie, as you are, picking this fight is fruitless for you, and detrimental.
If you have to spend time fighting through hordes of lost souls whenever you want to respawn, regaining your power will be exponentially more difficult than it already will be.
I take the TELESCOPE, COMPUTER and DISC READER from the group inventory.
I then proceed to remodify and attach the TELESCOPE to my rifle, scrap the COMPUTER for MECHANICAL PARTS and take the LASER from the DISC READER in order to work in tandem with the computer scrap and creation of a basic SNIPER RIFLE. The modifications will take a while. 1/4
I stop healing and continue bashing the Liches. I then go back to the Game Room and check if the Black King's corpse is still there. You see, legends say of a weapon known as the Black King's Bar which grants the user immunity from magic. I try to look for it, and then go back to the Gauntlet.
The BLACK KING does not drop that item. The two are from completely different universes.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
20/20 K4yne LV.1 Super: Bait n' Bash
> K4yne: Now is zhe tiem Herr Doktor. Let's bait and bash!
I raise the Chaos' Sinker, managing to gain enough FISHING POWER to unleash my LV. 1 Fishing Super: Bait n' Bash! Switching to rod mode, i fish one of the Magma Liches and bash it into the other an incredible amount of times. As a finisher, i ram the fished lich into the wallpaper, ending the combo with a Chaos' Sinker sword to it's head. Of course, during the super the fire capabilities of Chaos' Sinker are turned of for an obvious reason. I gain +5 fishing.
I trade another +3, start charging a new Cura Special, and start racking up turns for my FINALE OPERANDI.
1/14 Cura Special
> R. K.: Heal fseftr if still hurt with a piece of cheese.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
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I have no idea if I'm even allowed to post again this update, so instead I'll just try to assume Psionic control over one of the Liches. Better a mental-dampened ally than a raving enemy.
Heh, looks like I can post... Well then... If there is a chest I can reach, I go open it and take any stuff, then examine the rooms we've been fighting in.
Also, will you guys stop being mad at Engie... It's not like he did anything you or I wouldn't, in this universe, at least. Besides, heh, we still have Nether Wart, we still have Blaze Rods, at least until we run out of frozen blazes, we still have ghast tears, until we run out of frozen ghasts, we still have glowstone, for now... This world was doomed from the outset, accept it and move on.
All high-level UNDERLINGS are naturally resistant to psionic control.
Finally, a justifiable counterargument to the discussion of engie_ninja's ICE AGE. Amperz4nd here speaks the truth. Your world was doomed from the beginning the Godmodder set up GodCraft. In fact, on that day, he doomed three worlds. All of this is nothing compared to what you'll see by the end of this war.
The PETROLEUM LICHES deal 6 damage to Witherdragon2000 and MaNIACMASTER. STRUDELKITY then leaps up and finishes a PETROLEUM LICH. She then deals 6,500 damage to the other.
The remaining CAULK LICH is stunned and cannot attack.
The MAGMA LICHES deal 9 damage to THE_SERPENT and K4YNE.
Those in the WITHER'S TEMPLE now have the DEAD VOXEL in their possession. Since exiting the temple through the entrance is out of the option, the only logical choice would be to walk further in... They do so.
All traps that would have lied in this room are negated thanks to the neutralization of the NETHER's signature heat. Instead, the only recognizable structure in the room is a giant bronze rectangle that looks similar to a NETHER PORTAL. It hisses, and then opens up to reveal a green substance surrounding its hollow inside, which, of course, looks just like the portal of a NETHER PORTAL, only recolored. Perhaps you should enter...
Those in THE GREAT EXPANSE walk along aimlessly amongst the absolute atypical arctic of an antecedently aflame abyss. The ruins of the NETHER provide no solace, no place of rest for our wayward heroes. The various PORTALS scattered across the land are defunct and dark. It seems unclear where they are heading...
However, after a long time of walking, they spot a structure. It is a giant BLACK TEMPLE, much resembling the WITHER TEMPLE that was back at the FRIGID PLATEAU. But that's impossible. The surrounding scenery is much different. The logical conclusion is that this a copy, somehow... Further examination reveals it is an exact duplicate of the WITHER TEMPLE. However, the markings on it are different. They indicate that this is somehow an ENDER TEMPLE. Perhaps they should enter. It looks uncharacteristically warm in there.
Everyone in the NETHER takes 2 damage due to the cold.
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Ok, I equip the full set of Iron Armor and equip the sword.
I then wait to get assigned to a team.
Inventory:
Diamond Sword (equipped)
Diamond Pickaxe
Iron Helmet (equipped)
Iron Chestplate (equipped)
Iron Leggings (equipped)
Iron Boots (equipped)
128 Torches
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
2 Chests
Hashmap Turntables
Piano
Guitar
TV
Computer
4 Records
Locked Suitcase
10 Paintings.
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... Scratch is right. My home was just the first thing to be destroyed in this world. This war has gone on for long enough. The only way to stop it now, is...
Wait, now is not the time to say that. Oh well.
COMBAT OPERANDI: Wrath of Fire
I use my Nether powers to make my sword be made of solid magma. I then proceed to combo the Liches with the Magma Sword.
After that, I equip the hat.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I put out a +3 trade
35/40 x3
20/20 x3
10/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x12
Brr... Its getting pretty cold.
piono flips on a switch on the fusionthrower. It is now constantly putting out a strong source of heat. This thaws the area directly around piono slightly and prevents him from taking damage from the cold.
Shoot. This isn't going quite as well as I was hoping...
Ah well. Not like this is putting a dent in my plans, I'll need to check up on them soon though...
piono pulls a large amount of steak out of the group inventory, then consumes the food until he is back at full health.
Much better.
Tally-ho then.
We must go deeper I suppose.
An idle question engie, did you bring any wither repellent?
I eat as much food and golden apples as I need to to heal back to full health. I then throw the Odd Machine at a Lich. If this fails, I Hell's Instrument one.
I +3 trade with aegis.
38/40 x3
20/20 x3
13/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x13
piono gets up, now at full health and protected from the cold.
Time to get moving.
piono then jumps through the portal.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BURN, BABY, BURN. I switch out my current weapons for the WIDOW'S INFERNO and the X-INFERNO. Petroleum + Fire = CHAOS. I strike the PETROLEUM LICH with both flame-based weapons, making a BURNING EXPLOSION OF CHAOS. Hopefully the Theater isn't exploded.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Attack Buff 9/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
"What do I have to say for myself? I have done and gotten away with much more serious offenses than this before. This? To me, this is just another Tuesday. This is, to me, another game to play. And I enjoy doing things like this."
"Do you really think a curse will deter me? I have fought gods, eldritch abominations, myself, although technically that last one can be categorized in the first two groups, and here I stand. I have defied death. I have a corporate empire that CONTROLS warfare. What can you, Nether King, do that you think will EVER deter me? ANSWER ME! WHAT CAN YOU DO?"
Oh, I'm sorry Engie. I didn't realize you thought your actions had no consequence. Oh they will, I'll make sure of that. The world is an complex web of interlocking parts far too large for us to ever fully understand. If you destroy a sizable chunk of it, there will be reverberations. Also, if we want to get into threats and boasting, let me list a few things I actually can do that aren't made up character fluff.
* Wilson will hate you till the end of time
* I can specifically target your entities (you are neutral after all)
* I can embargo your charge trades (charging is far slower without trades)
* And I can have my entities debuff you
Granted, none of these are massively scary, but they are things I can actually do. You commented the greatest horror I have ever seen in DTG, and so, you must be brought to justice. There is only no justice in this world if we let there be none.
So, guilty of all charges then? If you were charged of murder and said in front of the court, "well I've killed hundreds of people and not gotten caught so I shouldn't get caught now." How do you think they'd react to that? That's what you just did. I'm not sure if your lawyers would advise that.
Oh also, is this server doomed? According to Twin, it will survive at least 413 years after everyone has left. And wouldn't frozen blaze rods just be... Rods?
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 33/40 x3 (3 trade with Piono)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 8 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Anyway, Aegis, come into this temple here. never mind, guess I'm going alone then. Twin has probably set up some side quest in here that involves the egg I have.
let me explain what happened to the best of my knowledge. a player by the name of Erelye entered our realm. this player set off to slay the ender dragon, something i am in favor of. Erelye, I think I've heard that name before... however, another player came in and interrupted the battle, this one by the name of Talist. this player sought peace with the dragon, something else I am in favor of. I've definitely heard that name before. one of the players sacrificed themself, probably Erelye, in order to make sure the dragon would be slain. but in doing so, our island was shattered. So, those immortal humans are called players. And wherever they are, they can still access the End. Maybe they share the Nether as well. Do you know where a Nether portal is? it is rare for an enderman to venture into the Nether, but yes, there is one above here and to the east. do you wish for me to teleport you there? Ah, no thank you. I'll walk.
Thank you and goodbye.
Wilson leaves the room and heads up for the surface while the person writing this rejoices a little because they don't have to worry about all those color and font and size tags anymore.
I continue healing I_M_M, this time using the DaVinci Aggressor by setting it to HEAL mode.
The Omnisight - 3/20
I stop healing and continue bashing the Liches. I then go back to the Game Room and check if the Black King's corpse is still there. You see, legends say of a weapon known as the Black King's Bar which grants the user immunity from magic. I try to look for it, and then go back to the Gauntlet.
Opening DTG2AI.exe
All AIs updating...
Personality updated.
Current events updated.
Players updated.
Opening OrangeAI.exe
Manually activating subroutine: Rant
Setting Rant topics: Engie, Nether
SO, I HEAR THAT SOME OF YOU ARE ANNOYED THAT ENGIE DESTROYED THE NETHER AND SCRATCH ALLOWED HIM TO. WELL, GET OVER IT! I DON'T EVEN REALLY EXIST ANYMORE, YET YOU DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. LIFE'S UNFAIR SOMETIMES. IF IT WAS FAIR, I WOULD BE SIGNIFICANT. IF THERE WAS ANY, AND I MEAN ANY, FAIRNESS IN THIS WORLD, I WOULD ACTUALLY EXIST. AND WOULD BE THE MOST DAMN IMPORTANT PERSON...
Manually stopping subroutine
Closing OrangeAI.exe
Closing DTG2AI.exe
Sorry about that, I accidently clicked orange instead of blue. But still, he has a point.
/null
I have something laying around... *Reallllly evil smile* I can't bring "it" out yet though, *crestfallen* it's not in the plan....
trade +3 with anyone
5/40 x9
9/10 x18
8/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Cooked Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container / Final Operandi Token
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Loged In
==> Equip FOT token.
==> Send the DRAGONFLY(TM) drone ahead of me and Talist to look for anything interesting. Recall the drone in the End.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
20/20 K4yne LV.1 Super: Bait n' Bash
> K4yne: Now is zhe tiem Herr Doktor. Let's bait and bash!
I raise the Chaos' Sinker, managing to gain enough FISHING POWER to unleash my LV. 1 Fishing Super: Bait n' Bash! Switching to rod mode, i fish one of the Magma Liches and bash it into the other an incredible amount of times. As a finisher, i ram the fished lich into the wallpaper, ending the combo with a Chaos' Sinker sword to it's head. Of course, during the super the fire capabilities of Chaos' Sinker are turned of for an obvious reason. I gain +5 fishing.
I trade another +3, start charging a new Cura Special, and start racking up turns for my FINALE OPERANDI.
1/14 Cura Special
> R. K.: Heal fseftr if still hurt with a piece of cheese.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Heh, looks like I can post... Well then... If there is a chest I can reach, I go open it and take any stuff, then examine the rooms we've been fighting in.
Also, will you guys stop being mad at Engie... It's not like he did anything you or I wouldn't, in this universe, at least. Besides, heh, we still have Nether Wart, we still have Blaze Rods, at least until we run out of frozen blazes, we still have ghast tears, until we run out of frozen ghasts, we still have glowstone, for now... This world was doomed from the outset, accept it and move on.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
+6 HP.
> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - SASSMASTER
10,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
Hmm. It appears you have subverted the typical results of indulging in such dark magic and powers as the Nether's and have regained your true form instead. Of course, there's still time...
4,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
You unbox...
Level 66 Hat
THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN INVENTORY:
+1 Mann Co. Crate
+1 Mann Co. Key
PITTHEANGEL INVENTORY:
+1 Mann Co. Crate
+1 Mann Co. Key
8,000 damage.
30/50 AMMO
4,000 damage.
+6 HP.
> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN: COMBAT OPERANDI - CHAOTIC
You use up 8 HOG SLOP and 6 PIE FILLING.
10,000 damage to both PETROLEUM LICHES.
You aren't asked to join a team, you just get assigned to one by default.
7,500 damage.
I'm afraid not.
You check your inventory.
HUFFPUFF1337 INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch x128 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Hashmap Turntables / Piano / Guitar / TV / Computer / Records x4 / Paintings x10
You smash the remaining WITHER SKELETONS in the TEMPLE to bits.
2 damage.
You don't have the neccessary materials to make a FIRE; you lack FLINT AND STEEL.
15,000 damage to a CAULK LICH.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-5 Gun Magazines
Keep in mind that if you decide to travel to the incapacitated NETHER via the PORTAL buried deep in my BASEMENT, you're not going to be able to return to any of the floors located above it.
> FSEFTR: COMBAT OPERANDI - PARASOLIC GROWTH
You expend 6 ELF TEARS, 3 WEASEL SNOT, and 2 PIE FILLING.
UMBRELLA WARFARE suddenly grows to twice its normal size. You wield its oversized length in your hands, leap up, and mercilessly attack a MAGMA LICH with it. 20,000 damage. Post-operandi, the parasol returns to its normal volume.
The prefixes of UNDERLINGS have nothing to do with the composition of their carapaces. It merely denotes what GRIST you can expect them to drop upon death. For the unitiated, GRIST is a resource that is ubiquitous in SBURB, a game that this is not, and is used for creating weapons. The UNDERLINGS you are facing currently, would, in that game, drop GRIST, but since it is unneeded here, they do not. Instead, you gain levels.
Additionally, the prefix is what the UNDERLING is associated with. So, while a MAGMA LICH would not literally be made out of lava, expect it to have the color scheme of that element, and select abilities of it as well.
> THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - DELUGE
You take out a FIRE HYDRANT and FIRE HOSE, and use those items to spew a torrential downpour of water at both MAGMA LICHES. 6,000 damage to each. You then use the DERSITE RIFLE to deal an additional 4,000 damage each.
You unbox...
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
Level 77 Hat
Level 12 Hat
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - STUNNING FLASH
You expend 4 ELF TEARS and 10 PIE FILLINGS.
3,000 damage to each CAULK LICH. Both CAULK LICHES stunned. They cannot attack this turn.
You promptly use your SCYTHE. 6,500 damage.
CAULK LICH killed.
3,000 damage to both LICHES.
You fully heal yourself.
You can't use so many COMBAT OPERANDI in succession! They are meant to be powerful attacks, saved up for just the right moment, for a battlefield-changing move. They are meant to show just what you can do. Too many at once dulls it.
THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN INVENTORY:
+1 Popcorn Bag
You give yourself SUPER ARMOR. All attacks against you will deal half damage.
You join TALIST in his solo endeavors. You march out into THE GREAT EXPANSE.
2 damage.
You equip the MICROSOFT MASHUP and pull the NETHER STAR from the pedestal into your range. You hold it in your hands. Somehow, loretext pops up, which is no surprise, considering the situation you are currently encapsuled in.
The NETHER STAR you are currently holding is a powerful artifact known as the DEAD VOXEL. Instead of the brilliant white most NETHER STARS echo, this one seemingly acts as a black hole, pulling all light into itself. This star acts as a power source for the NETHER. Legend says that this dimension acts as a prison for a great, unspeakable evil, who was trapped there at the beginning of time.
The VOXEL lets the dimension act as a prison for the being. It also provides as a power source for the dimension, giving it its signature heat and ferocity. However, due to ENGIE_NINJA's controversial COMBAT OPERANDI, it appears the DEAD VOXEL is unable to power the place at all... At least, not without outside help.
You attempt to run back the way you came, but see that the door you came through is gone. The only way out is further in.
2 damage.
All of your anger is justified, and I know there is nothing I can do that will convince you to look the other way on this matter. The least I can say is that there is still hope for the NETHER. There is a way to revive it.
2 damage.
6,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
3,000 damage.
6,000 damage.
BACKGROUND OBJECTS is a painfully vague term. Try to specify what you want to examine in the future to guarantee a possibility of success for your action.
2 damage.
You create a SNIPER RIFLE.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Telescope
-1 Computer
-1 Disc Reader
You equip the DAVINCI AGGRESSOR. 7,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.
+3 HP.
You do not have access to that command.
8,000 damage.
The BLACK KING does not drop that item. The two are from completely different universes.
5,000 damage.
What will the color of your PESTERCHUM account be?
You equip the FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN.
The DRAGONFLY™ drone, upon deployment, falls onto the ground. It instantly short-circuits due to the immense cold.
2 damage.
> K4YNE: LV. 10 FISHTECH - BAIT 'N BASH
15,000 damage to both MAGMA LICHES.
All high-level UNDERLINGS are naturally resistant to psionic control.
Finally, a justifiable counterargument to the discussion of engie_ninja's ICE AGE. Amperz4nd here speaks the truth. Your world was doomed from the beginning the Godmodder set up GodCraft. In fact, on that day, he doomed three worlds. All of this is nothing compared to what you'll see by the end of this war.
The PETROLEUM LICHES deal 6 damage to Witherdragon2000 and MaNIACMASTER. STRUDELKITY then leaps up and finishes a PETROLEUM LICH. She then deals 6,500 damage to the other.
The remaining CAULK LICH is stunned and cannot attack.
The MAGMA LICHES deal 9 damage to THE_SERPENT and K4YNE.
Those in the WITHER'S TEMPLE now have the DEAD VOXEL in their possession. Since exiting the temple through the entrance is out of the option, the only logical choice would be to walk further in... They do so.
All traps that would have lied in this room are negated thanks to the neutralization of the NETHER's signature heat. Instead, the only recognizable structure in the room is a giant bronze rectangle that looks similar to a NETHER PORTAL. It hisses, and then opens up to reveal a green substance surrounding its hollow inside, which, of course, looks just like the portal of a NETHER PORTAL, only recolored. Perhaps you should enter...
Those in THE GREAT EXPANSE walk along aimlessly amongst the absolute atypical arctic of an antecedently aflame abyss. The ruins of the NETHER provide no solace, no place of rest for our wayward heroes. The various PORTALS scattered across the land are defunct and dark. It seems unclear where they are heading...
However, after a long time of walking, they spot a structure. It is a giant BLACK TEMPLE, much resembling the WITHER TEMPLE that was back at the FRIGID PLATEAU. But that's impossible. The surrounding scenery is much different. The logical conclusion is that this a copy, somehow... Further examination reveals it is an exact duplicate of the WITHER TEMPLE. However, the markings on it are different. They indicate that this is somehow an ENDER TEMPLE. Perhaps they should enter. It looks uncharacteristically warm in there.
Everyone in the NETHER takes 2 damage due to the cold.
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: LOCKED SUITCASE, HASHMAP TURNTABLES.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door.
Theater - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DOOMBRINGER, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 17/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, MIGHTY WALLOPER, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR. Lv. 9: Cthulu's Apprentice.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF. MAXED - DEUS SAGITTARIIS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
Witherdragon2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CRUDE FLAIL. Lv. 3: Cunningpork.
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 16/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON ARMOR. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 6: Scratched. Votes: IIIIIIII
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Petroleum Lich: [
Popcorn Machine.
Theater - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD. MAXED [color=#d47d7d]- POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 11/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED [color=#366666]- VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME
SWORD. Level 5: Monochromia.
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: RIFLE, TINKER'S COMPASS. Lv. 4: Sharpshoot.
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Caulk Lich: [
Claw Machine.
Theater - Players:
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED[color=#dc143c] - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
K4yne: [PG] HP: 11/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Magma Lich: [
Magma Lich: [
Fancy Wallpaper.
Odd Machine.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
DiamonDoug264: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.DEAD.Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Nether Portal.
The Nether - Discovered Areas: Frigid Plateau, The Great Expanse, Wither's Temple
Curse of Frigidity: Every turn, players in the Nether take 2 damage each post and at the EoTB.
The Frigid Plateau - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 2: Old OS.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
The Frigid Plateau - Objects of Interest:
Road to Wither's Temple.
The Great Expanse - Players:
Talist: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: GOLDEN EGG. Lv. 7: Peacemaker.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 12/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The Great Expanse - Objects of Interest:
Ender's Temple.
Wither's Temple - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 12/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 6/20. Equipped: THE VOID OF HEAT, FUSIONTHROWER. Lv. 9: Substitute.
Wither's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Nether Star.
Group Inventory:
Chair / 15 Gun Magazines / 8 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 255 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 64 Steak / 256 Cobblestone / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart
Sacred Items:
12 Elf Tears / 24 Hog Slop / 18 Pie Fillings / 27 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
I then wait to get assigned to a team.
Inventory:
Diamond Sword (equipped)
Diamond Pickaxe
Iron Helmet (equipped)
Iron Chestplate (equipped)
Iron Leggings (equipped)
Iron Boots (equipped)
128 Torches
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
2 Chests
Hashmap Turntables
Piano
Guitar
TV
Computer
4 Records
Locked Suitcase
10 Paintings.
Wait, now is not the time to say that. Oh well.
COMBAT OPERANDI: Wrath of Fire
I use my Nether powers to make my sword be made of solid magma. I then proceed to combo the Liches with the Magma Sword.
After that, I equip the hat.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x5
2/40 x2
Combat Operandi: Overheal
5/15
I red barrel a lich.
I recommend you guys get food from the group inventory, the charged uber heals less, and I can only use it once per update.
35/40 x3
20/20 x3
10/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x12
Brr... Its getting pretty cold.
piono flips on a switch on the fusionthrower. It is now constantly putting out a strong source of heat. This thaws the area directly around piono slightly and prevents him from taking damage from the cold.
Shoot. This isn't going quite as well as I was hoping...
Ah well. Not like this is putting a dent in my plans, I'll need to check up on them soon though...
piono pulls a large amount of steak out of the group inventory, then consumes the food until he is back at full health.
Much better.
Tally-ho then.
We must go deeper I suppose.
An idle question engie, did you bring any wither repellent?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
In any case, some deity is denying my assistance to Talist, so I turn back and exit the Nether Portal and place my drones in my inventory.
trade +3 with anyone
5/40 x9
9/10 x18
8/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Cooked Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike) / x2 Dragonfly AA-05 Drones
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container / Final Operandi Token
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Loged In (very dark blue. My phone can't do the color tags)
==> Do something plot relevant.
==> Review requirements for a Final Operandi.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Oh no
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x5
4/40 x2
Combat Operandi: Overheal
7/15
I shoot umbrella warfare at the weaker lich
38/40 x3
20/20 x3
13/15 x4
5/5 x6
2/3 x13
piono gets up, now at full health and protected from the cold.
Time to get moving.
piono then jumps through the portal.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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Bottled Curaga
I decide to begin a COMBO ATTACK on the last Lich.
COMBO: HIT 1
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I open my MANN CO CRATE.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BURN, BABY, BURN.
I switch out my current weapons for the WIDOW'S INFERNO and the X-INFERNO. Petroleum + Fire = CHAOS. I strike the PETROLEUM LICH with both flame-based weapons, making a BURNING EXPLOSION OF CHAOS. Hopefully the Theater isn't exploded.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Attack Buff 9/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Oh, I'm sorry Engie. I didn't realize you thought your actions had no consequence. Oh they will, I'll make sure of that. The world is an complex web of interlocking parts far too large for us to ever fully understand. If you destroy a sizable chunk of it, there will be reverberations. Also, if we want to get into threats and boasting, let me list a few things I actually can do that aren't made up character fluff.
* Wilson will hate you till the end of time
* I can specifically target your entities (you are neutral after all)
* I can embargo your charge trades (charging is far slower without trades)
* And I can have my entities debuff you
Granted, none of these are massively scary, but they are things I can actually do. You commented the greatest horror I have ever seen in DTG, and so, you must be brought to justice. There is only no justice in this world if we let there be none.
So, guilty of all charges then? If you were charged of murder and said in front of the court, "well I've killed hundreds of people and not gotten caught so I shouldn't get caught now." How do you think they'd react to that? That's what you just did. I'm not sure if your lawyers would advise that.
Oh also, is this server doomed? According to Twin, it will survive at least 413 years after everyone has left. And wouldn't frozen blaze rods just be... Rods?
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 33/40 x3 (3 trade with Piono)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 8 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableAnyway, Aegis, come into this temple here.never mind, guess I'm going alone then. Twin has probably set up some side quest in here that involves the egg I have.Erelye, I think I've heard that name before...
however, another player came in and interrupted the battle, this one by the name of Talist. this player sought peace with the dragon, something else I am in favor of.
I've definitely heard that name before.
one of the players sacrificed themself, probably Erelye, in order to make sure the dragon would be slain. but in doing so, our island was shattered.
So, those immortal humans are called players. And wherever they are, they can still access the End. Maybe they share the Nether as well. Do you know where a Nether portal is?
it is rare for an enderman to venture into the Nether, but yes, there is one above here and to the east. do you wish for me to teleport you there?
Ah, no thank you. I'll walk.
Thank you and goodbye.
Wilson leaves the room and heads up for the surface while the person writing this rejoices a little because they don't have to worry about all those color and font and size tags anymore.
+3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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