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Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> I CAN SWING MY HAMMER, HAMMER AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - IRON CURTAIN - I swing my Meteor Hammer in a menacing way, keeping it between myself and the milkshakes, creating a killzone. Don't touch it.
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Train slash: 10/10 READY!
Attack.exe OPENED
Operandi: TRAIN SLASH (kamen rider attack)
A golden rail appears below my feet and I "slide" to the game room.
Then a hologram of the den-liner (search it up) runs on the same rail I am sliding on, and I crash into the game room, then at the king, slashing at him with my XMD sword, then a spontaneous explosion, which took down a whole bathroom.
The earliest known event that is directly related to the Godmodding Wars occured roughly 200 Earth years before the earliest known event directly related to Homestuck. Doc Scratch, First Guardian of Alternia, was attending to his studies in his Manor, when the Godmodder somehow teleported right into his office. Although Scratch's omniscience is astounding, the mere existence of the Godmodder was dumbfounding to him. He thought nothing of it and continued to his studies.
61 years later, and now 139 years before Hivebent, Scratch was contacted by an unknown entity referred to as his "Employer". He said he knew all about Alternia, and planets beyond its own universe. The Employer proceeded to tell Scratch about the existence of Minecraftia, and told him how to construct a plan that would conquer it.
Although Scratch's purpose is to pave the way for his master, Lord English, which would result in his death, he had a new purpose now, to conquer Minecraftia. He somehow enabled Lord English to exist without dying himself, and also found help in the form of )(er Imperious Condescencion, the ruler of Alternia. With the Employer's help, she constructed a massive fleet of Crockercorp Battleships and Drones to pilot them.
However, the "Condesce", now at Scratch's side, could not rule over Alternia from afar, so the planet led a drastically different course of life. This would lead it astray from its ultimate purpose, which is to create a universe, so Scratch then had to "fix" history in a way. Somehow, despite this not being the Alpha Timeline of Homestuck, Sgrub was played, and the events of Hivebent along with it. Its twelve players, a race of aliens called trolls, successfully beat the game and created a new universe, Homestuck Earth.
At roughly this point, the Psi-Godmodding War had begun, an event that occured when Minecraft was in relatively early stages of development. All that is known about it is that an entity known as the Psi-Godmodder, the most powerful Godmodder to ever exist, started a war of his own. However, he too was beaten, and left behind his Artifacts for someone worthy to find. He stated in a prophecy that one day, there would be a new Psi-Godmodder who would gather up the Artifacts and continue his legacy.
After 3 or so years, the First Godmodding War began.
> DESTROY THE GODMODDER
On December 7th, 2012, The Godmodder entered a Minecraft server known as GenericCraft, a roughly small server. His mission was simple: Take over the server and make everyone on it rage-quit. However, he received resistance in the form of the Anti-Godmodders, a group of players who were intent on making sure that the Godmodder's plans never came to fruition.
Roughly 4 minutes before the Godmodder's entrance occurred, however, TwinBuilder, the "First Guardian" of Minecraft, based off of the titular Minecraft player, entered TT2000's body and Minecraft account. Rather than a real First Guardian, TwinBuilder was more of a "Half Guardian", an entity that would merge with a body and give it the powers of a First Guardian. This gave TT2000 the power to control the Narrative, a relatively unknown source, and shape the events of Destroy the Godmodder.
The Godmodder's rampage seemed unlikely to be stopped, but citricsquid, an Admin on GenericCraft, eventually discovered the situation and attempted to defuse it. He unleashed a powerful attack on the Godmodder that should have killed him, but due to outside administration, it only damaged him. However, this showed it was possible for the Godmodder to be beaten; the AGs doubled their efforts.
The Godmodder, to combat, used Terrors, giant Minecraft mobs, in order to attack any further entities the players could come up with. However, these too were beaten by the Anti-Godmodders. Eventually, objects such as the Creepy Dummy popped up, with no real purpose except to be a joke. Soon enough, the battle evolved into a continuous war fought between a constantly replenishing pile of entities.
Some players saw that physical strength might not be enough, and so hacked into the server, creating a Glitch that would self-destruct entities and eventually the server if not stopped. Thankfully, a System Restore was used to patch the Glitch, although it would not be the last time one appeared. Soon after, a nuclear snowball was thrown at the Godmodder, seemingly destroying him.
However, the Godmodder adapted and turned into a hulking monster known as Nuclear Godmodder, who could not tell the difference between friend or foe. This showed that the Godmodder had the power to adapt to nearly any circumstance. Eventually, all the nuclear energy was siphoned out of him, nullifying the encounter, but the server's staff was starting to notice all of the destruction.
After a period of time where Terrors raged throughout the field unabated, a hope came in the form of Death itself, who remained neutral to the conflict. The Anti-Godmodders successfully bribed him to their side, and the Grim Reaper helped hold off the Godmodder's forces. The Anti-Godmodders also found refuge in many powerful entities, such as the Ghost Pirate Bunker and the Fallen Army.
Of course, the Godmodder's many powerful armies, such as the Berserker and Blaze of Rage, were able to combat those forces as well, turning the battle into a seemingly endless stalemate. One player took note of the useless entity battle and sought to attack the Godmodder with a constant stream of Hellkite Dragons buffed with insanely powerful armor, defenses, attacks, and resistance to nearly all forms of attack known to man. Their constant assault would go down in history.
Eventually, the Konami Code was used, which activated a mysterious gateway known as the Mystery Gate. Acting as a sort of bonus sidequest, it was optional, but if not taken, the question of what lied in it would bug the playerbase forever. Knowing this, the players started attacking the Gate, which was the only way to unlock it. Of course, with its massive HP, this was a tall order.
Due to a player's godmodding powers, the Godmodder was eventually transmogrified into a Squidmodder, a squid with godmodding powers. His diminutive size made him hard to hit, and those who referred to him as the Godmodder would have their attack somehow blocked instantly. After using his size change to sneak inside a Tank and self-destruct it, he returned to normal and summoned a massive fleet of Terrors that was combated by a Level 7 Sentry Gun and, notably, Steve himself.
Also combating the Terrors was Talist's army of complex entities; the first one being the Relic, a massive construct that bended the elements to shape extremely powerful attacks that could reshape biomes at will. However, several armies fought their own, separate battles; the biggest one being a miniature Starcraft war fought between Terran and Prozerg armies.
Thinking that the Godmodder might need a hand in battle, Captain Awesome, a player of the game, went rogue and joined his side, deflecting nearly every attack thrown at the Godmodder himself. This sparked outrage amongst the AGs, who saw it as unfair and overpowered, and thought that Awesome's deflections were mostly illogical. TT2000 eventually phased out his counters, and so Awesome switched back to Anti-Godmodder, and used his Terror Silverfish as a Grace Silverfish, effectively an Anti-Terror.
As such, the Graces, coupled with the already existing Anti-Godmodder forces, became effective combatants against the remaining Terrors. Afterwards, the battle raged onwards, with an ultra-powerful Combatant pitting itself against The Book, a powerful tome that based its attacks off of the pages inside of itself. However, the Godmodder, seeing as there was no convential method to kill these new entities, charged up beams specifically made to kill them and them alone... These beams quickly took out the AGs' key offense.
After a time, Mojang AB themselves were summoned onto the Battlefield, albeit on the the Godmodder's side. They, alongside the other PGs, were able to decimate the rest of the AG's fleet, including the Relic, the Statue, and the Grace Army. As the entities dwindled, the AGs started noticing the Mystery Gate again, and so started to attack that as well. However, with its aforementioned massive HP, they couldn't make much progress at a time...
Of course, the Godmodder could still function very well even without a good supply of troops. This was evident when Arceus, the God of Pokemon, was summoned. He ended up stealing all of the Pokemon's Type Plates that protected it from harm, which killed the hapless god. However, Arceus was avenged by the Death Star IV and its Elite Droideka Squad. With around 450,000 HP in total, they were truly a force to be reckoned with, and also started a Star Wars fleet stationed in Minecraft space, which would return at a later time.
Sylveon, one of the first AGs, was upset about Arceus's death and went back in time to Arceus's former place of residence in order to get him to not go to the Battlefield. After much effort and videotapes, he successfully convinced Arceus to not be summoned, creating a time paradox which resulted in the formation of the Dimensional Monster, which acted as a passageway to other alternate universes that contained other forum games.
The Monster, in essence, repeatedly summoned entities from other games, such as Destroy the Tower. If left unchecked, the whole War would devolve into one giant crossover. These entities were not clouded by bias and became Neutral, meaning that they were much more competent at attacking the Godmodder than the AG entities. This led to the Godmodder also trying to stop the Monster's constant sea of entities as well.
However, the players eventually realized that since the Monster was birthed from paradoxes, solving paradoxes would yield the desired effect: the removal of the Monster. After much yelling and screaming, the Monster and all its summons blinked out of existence to a black hole, gone. At roughly the same time, the Mystery Gate was finally opened, unlocking itself and revealing itself as a Void Gate, which would lead into the space in between universes, the Void.
The players quickly decided a proper expedition was in order, and assembled vehicles, supplies, and volunteers in order to explore what lied beyond the Void Gate. It is at this time that TwinBuilder, the catalyst for the events of the Second Godmodding War, joined the AGs and, in turn, the expedition. After a suitable amount of players had teamed up, they assembled in their ship and entered the Void.
There, they fought through a sort of cognitive gauntlet involving puzzles, sacrifices, and Dark versions of all the players. At the end of the sidequest, the remaining players spoke face-to-face with the Secret of the Void, a cobalt dragon who is as old as time and as big as a planet. He informed them that he would help them in their fight against the Godmodder when they needed it most. Afterwards, all of the players were teleported back to the server, which was the same, sans the Mystery Gate itself.
Well, here is Update 1 of the long-awaited recap. I've also included a recap of Destroy the Godmodder 1 as well, since I feel it would be nice to revisit the events that all lead us to this path proper. Expect this post to be updated over time, and expect an actual Update later in the day.
And before anyone asks, the Recap is in blank text for legibility.
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POST III; Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 Fez: 5/10. Is there ANY PESTERCHUM HANDLE THAT HAS A C IN IT AND IS NOT TAKEN? I run up to the milkshakes and whack them with my INSANITY TUBAS. I go to the Forge, then click FIRE. I Then set the coords to: Universe B, Coords 0, 64, 0. I then push Select and mash Fire. Hmmmm I attempt to enter the BLACK KING's mind. I open the WEST DOOR and see what is inside it. I ask the 8-Ball if there is any plot-signifagance on the first floor. CORRUPTION LEVEL: 20% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> As soon as one of the milkshakes touches, or comes within 50cm of the barrier created by the swinging mass of unobtanium, I step forward slightly, putting the milkshake in the path of the oncoming spiked ball of unobtanium. There is no time to react.
I run over to the game room, The Armistyx held out. Ah... how do I use this?
2/3 +1 Weapon Stockplie.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
I drink some Water of Life and OJ to heal myself. I then use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: TRIP AND FALL on a Black Pawn. I also hopefully level up, seeing as my post last turn has hopefully been looked at.
How the heck do those Knights fit in here, Twin? They're literally about five stories tall, or at least the ones seen in Jack: Descend are.
Attack: 3/4.
GROUP INVENTORY: -1 Water of Life -1 OJ
You fully restore your HP.
> THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - TRIP AND FALL
BLACK PAWN killed.
Why would you level up?
Assume that, for the sake of gameplay, these BLACK KNIGHTS are not five stories high like the ones that regularly compose the Derse Army.
Hmm... it appears I will have to do something extremely complex. In fact, it's so complex, that no one knows how it works. But, enough chit-chat about that, lets do this.
I respawn, run to the game room, recover my inventory, and swear that I will protect Struddelkitty until the time is right!
Phew! That was definitely complicated.
Add one charge for Kitty's special. I also give him/her my iron chestplate.
The Nether-Compeller: 18/20
You respawn and recollect your items.
You add a vote to use STRUDELKITTY's special attack.
STRUDELKITTY is equipped with your IRON CHESTPLATE.
[ 10 / 10 ] COMBAT OPERANDI:TABLE FLIP
I get all the players to leave the room before I do anything.
Using DARK MAGICS OF THE END, I rip the Game Board that we were standing on from the floor, and flip it over, dropping the Black King and his army on the barren floor.
I then smash them with the board several times before returning it to it's original position.
I then get everyone to reenter the room.
I then follow up with a slash to a Pawn.
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - TABLE FLIP
You use up 5 ELF TEARS and 3 HOG SLOP.
You upend the CHESS BOARD that composes the floor of the room right from its foundations, and wield it as a massively oversized weapon against the Derse Army.
I toss StrudelKitty my DIAMOND SWORD. Maybe it'll be helpful.
I use my HEART CONTAINER to heal.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: GAME OF THRONES
I then take my IRON WEB out, and switch it with the WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER and DOOMBRINGER, dual wielding the IRON WEB. I resist the urge to make a pun about Iron and thrones and another throne as I attack, but I kick a black knight's shin, distracting and temporily knocking him to the ground, and then raise my sword above my head and decapitate him.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / DOOMBRINGER / Widow's Black Matter
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this.
> Move far up
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this. The door is now 3/4ths of the way open.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 21/40 x2 (3 from Aegis, 6 from Piono)
Ammo charge 1/5 + 4 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I nerd pole up and make a bridge across near the roof of the gauntlet. From this position I fire crossbow bolts from The Silicon Steampunker to snipe the milkshakes.
Maybe the screen was controlled remotely. Wilson searches the house for anything that might be sending some kind of signal. The only possible culprit is a stone object resting on a table in front of the screen. It was like a pressure plate, but half as wide. On this plate there were at least thirty smaller pressure plates. Each one of these had a different letter, number, or symbol on it. Every letter of the alphabet was present, but without any apparent order.
You miss your shots bar one, which deals 3,000 damage to a MILKSHAKE. It then swoops down, attacking you, dealing 3 damage. The fall damage kills you.
You cast a CURA SPELL on yourself (you will be healed for 10 HP for three turns) and promptly attempt to phlogistinate the BLACK KNIGHTS. However, as The_Serpent, my own black pawn, specified, carapace hides are resistant to flames. You only deal 500 damage.
I perform my Power Smash at the Pawns to clear them away and bash the nearest Knight just like how Chaos Knight would have done it. I sure do miss Chaos Knight and his illusions.
Went back on what statements? I said: "IF it wouldn't get me killed, I attempt to skybridge", stating outright that I would not cross if there was something to knock me off. Excuse me if I get annoyed about that. I am currently trying to juggle several things at once, those happening to be you, this inane puzzle set you've created, piono, piono, and my comm link, which has begun blowing up almost literally with messages as of five minutes ago.
I +3 trade with dimentiosome
28/40 x2
18/20 x2
15/15 x2
2/5 x5
3/3 x6
I don't have time for this...
Whatever. I jump across the platforms, repeating a parkour similar to the one that got me to iron checkpoint, then rush along solid points in the bridge, before landing on the chrome checkpoint. I take out my bow and fire stun shots at the milkshakes, hoping to dizzy them enough to disrupt their attacks. 3/3 expended! special ability: Retrieval! I use my low-level telekinesis to simply lift the grey chest onto the iron platform where I retrieve my stuff. 5/5 expended! special action: Bypass! I then float across to the chrome checkpoint. I pull out void of heat and freeze any milkshakes who attempt to attack me this turn solid. The counter attack does not deal damage, but rather inflicts the 'frozen solid' debuff. I examine the third leg of the course (Not to cross it, but so we don't have to wait a full turn once we defeat the milkshakes to begin moving on to the third checkpoint. Just put it up there, I know we can't get past. demons yet)
I meant that you decided to stop arguing and respawn instead. That's all.
P: You jump across the PLATFORMS and avoid the BUZZSAWS, making it onto the BRIDGE. The solid points of the BRIDGE are few and far between; you can't just rush along them. You discover this the hard way upon making a jump one block too short, falling into lava. You have died for the second time in as many turns.
PP: You retrieve your GREY CHEST, and with that, your INVENTORY.
The POWER OF PLOT prevents you from floating very far with your special action. You'll have to cross the BRIDGE manually.
I +3 trade with modpack
30/40 x2
20/20 x2
15/15 x2
4/5 x4
3/3 x5 5/5 expended! special attack: Time-split combo! I jump up in the air, land on one of the milkshakes, then tear into it with broken uraniums umbrage with one of my time-combos. I ride the thing down to the platform.
I whip out my diamond sword and finish the sucker off.
I shoot an arcing bolt of lightning at the demons, the blast leaping from one to another. I then test the stability of the bridge by punching it. If it collapses, I jump into the air and decapitate another demon. If not, I jump in the air and decapitate a demon.
Tremors shake throughout the BRIDGE as you punch it.
1,000 damage to all MILKSHAKES.
Decapitation is too strong of an attack, don't you think? It should really be reserved for a finisher.
I continue bashing my hammer at the knights while taking performance-enhancing drugs to make myself hit harder.
You are banned from the game due to using drugs. You can only be unbanned if you swear to make this a fair game on all sides. To be honest, I thought you players would be better than this... Tsk.
Hearing the sound of the battle through the walls, I spare but a passing glance at the unresponsive Opelspeedster as I run up the stairs that connects the first floor with the second. Stashing the PDA away, I make a mental note that the password is HUMAN as I ready The Armistyx.
1/3 +1 Weapon Stockplie.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Not saying these necessarily won't work, but Knights are ENORMOUS battle horses. There's no way you can decapitate one without dying of fall damage afterwards. They don't have weapons, either. And like all Carapacians, their skin is a hard carapace that resists fire. Just some advice.
I jump into the air. Electricity surrounds me. Then, in slow motion, I plunge right into the Black King. The electricity causes a shock wave that hits all the other Black Pawns and Knights.
What do you guys think, should we let Kitty save the special, or activate it now?
The Nether-Compeller: 19/20
> MANIACMASTER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LIGHTNING TO YOU
5,000 damage to the BLACK KING. 1,000 damage to a BLACK PAWN and BLACK KNIGHT.
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Shaken, Not Stirred.
I flail and fall on my ass in surprise when the Milkshakes appear. What the gorilla? Oh well. My jump kit insures that I'm on my feet before the Milkshakes can capitalize on my surprise, and I never got to use to this - x3 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - POWER SURGE
> AEGIS-A095: COMBAT OPERANDI - POWER SURGE
I think it's safe to say the remaining MILKSHAKES are killed.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
14/14 Cura Special
> H. H.: BEAT KNIGHTS. WITH PHLOG. if ya can't burn em hit em'. cast cura special on strudelkitty. it should work like on the battlefield, just better since it's charged. (duh.)
> R. K.: Defense buff strudelkitty.
Well, for one, thanks for reminding me that they don't have weapons. But since the Black King is also a carapacian and definitely took damage through the flamethrower, his minions should take damage as well. I edited the weapon grabbing out as well
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>COMBAT OPERANDI: OF ICE AND FIRE
I switch my IRON WEB for dual wielding the X-INFERNO and X-BLIZZARD. I go up to a knight and freeze it entirely with the X-BLIZZARD, and then burn it with the X-INFERNO, giving it FREEZERBURN (alternate name for this attack) and messing up it's bodily temperatures.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / DOOMBRINGER / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web
I put out a +3 trade.
31/40 x2
20/20 x2
1/15 x3
5/5 x3
3/3 x5 3/3 expended! special attack: Frozen yogurt! I use my void of heat to make the name Milkshake slightly more appropriate by dropping the demons into the general range of temperature which should be correct. And by correct I mean far lower than reasonable.
I go around and smash the frozen Milkshakes with Mohs Malevolence.
I'm fairly certain that the MILKSHAKES are dead by now.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: GENERIC
I slice the pawns with my weapons.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / DOOMBRINGER / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> I CAN SWING MY HAMMER, HAMMER AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - IRON CURTAIN - I swing my Meteor Hammer in a menacing way, keeping it between myself and the milkshakes, creating a killzone. Don't touch it.
A golden rail appears below my feet and I "slide" to the game room.
Then a hologram of the den-liner (search it up) runs on the same rail I am sliding on, and I crash into the game room, then at the king, slashing at him with my XMD sword, then a spontaneous explosion, which took down a whole bathroom.
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CG and CU.
You cannot enter THE BLACK KING's mind. It is too complex for anyone to understand fully, meant to evolve to massive heights of power that are eldritch in nature.
You open the WEST DOOR. The resulting room is completely empty. Hmm.
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> As soon as one of the milkshakes touches, or comes within 50cm of the barrier created by the swinging mass of unobtanium, I step forward slightly, putting the milkshake in the path of the oncoming spiked ball of unobtanium. There is no time to react.
I run over to the game room, The Armistyx held out. Ah... how do I use this?
2/3 +1 Weapon Stockplie.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
You enter the GAME ROOM and wield ARMISTYX. Perhaps you use it like a sword, slicing whomever gets in your way. It seems like the logical and obvious choice in this scenario.
The DERSE ARMY continues its UNJUST AGRESSION against our heroes. The PAWNS and KNIGHTS deal 14 damage to PitTheAngel. The KING deals 10 damage to Leonstar0 and 9 damage to TT2000. He's then healed for 30,000 HP. At this rate, the battle will turn into a stalemate... STRUDELKITTY, now armed with CALEDSCRATCH, goes completely out of character, yells, and slices a giant BLACK KNIGHT perfectly in half, killing it.
Those in the GAUNTLET now face one last obstacle: the BRIDGE. It will have to be crossed manually, so you'll have to figure out some way to complete the task and minimize casualties.
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MEANWHILE... A lifeless body is watched over by Richard Persson, the Godmodder. He thinks back to the life and inevitable death of this figure, TwinBuilder. He had a nasty, turbulent existence... When he was an entity, of course. Scratch screwed nearly everything up. He could see it now. He helped him take over his server, of course, but... At what cost? It's mainly stalled the war into a near stalemate, and the death of the Game Master? It seemed a bit much for a backstage man like Scratch.
Richard wonders whether the Narrative is in better hands now. He wonders what the hell Scratch is doing to his war, wherever he is. He's so lost in thought that he doesn't notice troops of a Nexus somehow subduing massive Crockercorp Ships and taking them over, preparing them for their own rebranding: The Nexus Projection.
He's so lost in thought that he doesn't notice a crafty jester and his entourage of misfits sneaking across the Battlefield to the now defunct Forge at the heart of what once was a great and flaring war.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
I put out a +3 trade
33/40 x2
20/20 x2
3/15 x3
5/5 x3
3/3 x6 I watch with amusement as piono climbs up onto the chrome platform, burnt almost to a crisp and extremely unhappy. I don't think he can die yet Scratch, he's still locked in the timeline. Screw you. No thanks. Anyway, I carefully make my way across the bridge onto the chrome checkpoint, making doubly sure not to step on anything that might give way, and testing every board before I put my weight on it.
STORYEDIT: More of this 'piono can't die' nonsense. Also, Eric isn't that obnoxious. Anyways, moving on!
3/3 +1 Weapon Stockplie. ah...um...ahah!
I rush over the the black king and jump over the pawns and knights. I then proceed to point The Armistyx at the black king and using the combined power of GPE transformed into KE and the Weapon Stockpile charge... poke the pointy bit into the black king's eye. Hopefully this causes a half-blindness effect and incapacitates him.
(This how to use it, right?)
(OUCH 3/30 health, Help anyone?)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
I would level up since I helped kill Gmork, like I said in the two different posts you never quoted and then I asked you to read.
Hopefully BK doesn't summon more troops after this batch. There's not too much more powerful than a Knight, as Bishops have magic but are physically weak and rooks are just buff pawns. Wait... The Arch Deaconstructor... Godmodder, no. And.. SIEGE TITANS
4/4 Expended!
Combat Operandi: STRUDELURE
I throw Strudel at the Black King. As he prepares to hit her, I quickly blink behind him and knock him to the ground with my cannon. Strudel falls into him for more damage, and gets up, unharmed.
That text.. That quirk... Strudel, do you know... Someone named TwinBuilder? Or Build?
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I slice the pawns with my weapons.
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COMPLETE CHAOS 33/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
X-Blizzard
X-Inferno
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x0
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
7/40 x7
7/10 x4
6/10
10/10x40 STORAGE
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> I CAN SWING MY HAMMER, HAMMER
AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - IRON CURTAIN - I swing my Meteor Hammer in a menacing way, keeping it between myself and the milkshakes, creating a killzone. Don't touch it.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> H. H.: JUMP ON BLACK PAWNS. MARIO STYLE.
> R. K.: Teleport pawns with The Black Flag into Knights.
License Board Stats
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
17 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I have the feeling that you just wanted to hear a bunch of bad milkshake puns, Scratch.
Not a lot of posts today...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I tend to the wounds of anyone hurt in the Game Room.
Attack.exe OPENED
Operandi: TRAIN SLASH (kamen rider attack)
A golden rail appears below my feet and I "slide" to the game room.
Then a hologram of the den-liner (search it up) runs on the same rail I am sliding on, and I crash into the game room, then at the king, slashing at him with my XMD sword, then a spontaneous explosion, which took down a whole bathroom.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Goo saw ney soo goo saw ney soo goo saw ney soo goo saw ney soo!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, everyone who is a player, including me, is embued with red energy. They now have higher attack, defense, and hp(?) for 2-5 turns.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
> PRE-WAR
The earliest known event that is directly related to the Godmodding Wars occured roughly 200 Earth years before the earliest known event directly related to Homestuck. Doc Scratch, First Guardian of Alternia, was attending to his studies in his Manor, when the Godmodder somehow teleported right into his office. Although Scratch's omniscience is astounding, the mere existence of the Godmodder was dumbfounding to him. He thought nothing of it and continued to his studies.
61 years later, and now 139 years before Hivebent, Scratch was contacted by an unknown entity referred to as his "Employer". He said he knew all about Alternia, and planets beyond its own universe. The Employer proceeded to tell Scratch about the existence of Minecraftia, and told him how to construct a plan that would conquer it.
Although Scratch's purpose is to pave the way for his master, Lord English, which would result in his death, he had a new purpose now, to conquer Minecraftia. He somehow enabled Lord English to exist without dying himself, and also found help in the form of )(er Imperious Condescencion, the ruler of Alternia. With the Employer's help, she constructed a massive fleet of Crockercorp Battleships and Drones to pilot them.
However, the "Condesce", now at Scratch's side, could not rule over Alternia from afar, so the planet led a drastically different course of life. This would lead it astray from its ultimate purpose, which is to create a universe, so Scratch then had to "fix" history in a way. Somehow, despite this not being the Alpha Timeline of Homestuck, Sgrub was played, and the events of Hivebent along with it. Its twelve players, a race of aliens called trolls, successfully beat the game and created a new universe, Homestuck Earth.
At roughly this point, the Psi-Godmodding War had begun, an event that occured when Minecraft was in relatively early stages of development. All that is known about it is that an entity known as the Psi-Godmodder, the most powerful Godmodder to ever exist, started a war of his own. However, he too was beaten, and left behind his Artifacts for someone worthy to find. He stated in a prophecy that one day, there would be a new Psi-Godmodder who would gather up the Artifacts and continue his legacy.
After 3 or so years, the First Godmodding War began.
> DESTROY THE GODMODDER
On December 7th, 2012, The Godmodder entered a Minecraft server known as GenericCraft, a roughly small server. His mission was simple: Take over the server and make everyone on it rage-quit. However, he received resistance in the form of the Anti-Godmodders, a group of players who were intent on making sure that the Godmodder's plans never came to fruition.
Roughly 4 minutes before the Godmodder's entrance occurred, however, TwinBuilder, the "First Guardian" of Minecraft, based off of the titular Minecraft player, entered TT2000's body and Minecraft account. Rather than a real First Guardian, TwinBuilder was more of a "Half Guardian", an entity that would merge with a body and give it the powers of a First Guardian. This gave TT2000 the power to control the Narrative, a relatively unknown source, and shape the events of Destroy the Godmodder.
The Godmodder's rampage seemed unlikely to be stopped, but citricsquid, an Admin on GenericCraft, eventually discovered the situation and attempted to defuse it. He unleashed a powerful attack on the Godmodder that should have killed him, but due to outside administration, it only damaged him. However, this showed it was possible for the Godmodder to be beaten; the AGs doubled their efforts.
The Godmodder, to combat, used Terrors, giant Minecraft mobs, in order to attack any further entities the players could come up with. However, these too were beaten by the Anti-Godmodders. Eventually, objects such as the Creepy Dummy popped up, with no real purpose except to be a joke. Soon enough, the battle evolved into a continuous war fought between a constantly replenishing pile of entities.
Some players saw that physical strength might not be enough, and so hacked into the server, creating a Glitch that would self-destruct entities and eventually the server if not stopped. Thankfully, a System Restore was used to patch the Glitch, although it would not be the last time one appeared. Soon after, a nuclear snowball was thrown at the Godmodder, seemingly destroying him.
However, the Godmodder adapted and turned into a hulking monster known as Nuclear Godmodder, who could not tell the difference between friend or foe. This showed that the Godmodder had the power to adapt to nearly any circumstance. Eventually, all the nuclear energy was siphoned out of him, nullifying the encounter, but the server's staff was starting to notice all of the destruction.
After a period of time where Terrors raged throughout the field unabated, a hope came in the form of Death itself, who remained neutral to the conflict. The Anti-Godmodders successfully bribed him to their side, and the Grim Reaper helped hold off the Godmodder's forces. The Anti-Godmodders also found refuge in many powerful entities, such as the Ghost Pirate Bunker and the Fallen Army.
Of course, the Godmodder's many powerful armies, such as the Berserker and Blaze of Rage, were able to combat those forces as well, turning the battle into a seemingly endless stalemate. One player took note of the useless entity battle and sought to attack the Godmodder with a constant stream of Hellkite Dragons buffed with insanely powerful armor, defenses, attacks, and resistance to nearly all forms of attack known to man. Their constant assault would go down in history.
Eventually, the Konami Code was used, which activated a mysterious gateway known as the Mystery Gate. Acting as a sort of bonus sidequest, it was optional, but if not taken, the question of what lied in it would bug the playerbase forever. Knowing this, the players started attacking the Gate, which was the only way to unlock it. Of course, with its massive HP, this was a tall order.
Due to a player's godmodding powers, the Godmodder was eventually transmogrified into a Squidmodder, a squid with godmodding powers. His diminutive size made him hard to hit, and those who referred to him as the Godmodder would have their attack somehow blocked instantly. After using his size change to sneak inside a Tank and self-destruct it, he returned to normal and summoned a massive fleet of Terrors that was combated by a Level 7 Sentry Gun and, notably, Steve himself.
Also combating the Terrors was Talist's army of complex entities; the first one being the Relic, a massive construct that bended the elements to shape extremely powerful attacks that could reshape biomes at will. However, several armies fought their own, separate battles; the biggest one being a miniature Starcraft war fought between Terran and Prozerg armies.
Thinking that the Godmodder might need a hand in battle, Captain Awesome, a player of the game, went rogue and joined his side, deflecting nearly every attack thrown at the Godmodder himself. This sparked outrage amongst the AGs, who saw it as unfair and overpowered, and thought that Awesome's deflections were mostly illogical. TT2000 eventually phased out his counters, and so Awesome switched back to Anti-Godmodder, and used his Terror Silverfish as a Grace Silverfish, effectively an Anti-Terror.
As such, the Graces, coupled with the already existing Anti-Godmodder forces, became effective combatants against the remaining Terrors. Afterwards, the battle raged onwards, with an ultra-powerful Combatant pitting itself against The Book, a powerful tome that based its attacks off of the pages inside of itself. However, the Godmodder, seeing as there was no convential method to kill these new entities, charged up beams specifically made to kill them and them alone... These beams quickly took out the AGs' key offense.
After a time, Mojang AB themselves were summoned onto the Battlefield, albeit on the the Godmodder's side. They, alongside the other PGs, were able to decimate the rest of the AG's fleet, including the Relic, the Statue, and the Grace Army. As the entities dwindled, the AGs started noticing the Mystery Gate again, and so started to attack that as well. However, with its aforementioned massive HP, they couldn't make much progress at a time...
Of course, the Godmodder could still function very well even without a good supply of troops. This was evident when Arceus, the God of Pokemon, was summoned. He ended up stealing all of the Pokemon's Type Plates that protected it from harm, which killed the hapless god. However, Arceus was avenged by the Death Star IV and its Elite Droideka Squad. With around 450,000 HP in total, they were truly a force to be reckoned with, and also started a Star Wars fleet stationed in Minecraft space, which would return at a later time.
Sylveon, one of the first AGs, was upset about Arceus's death and went back in time to Arceus's former place of residence in order to get him to not go to the Battlefield. After much effort and videotapes, he successfully convinced Arceus to not be summoned, creating a time paradox which resulted in the formation of the Dimensional Monster, which acted as a passageway to other alternate universes that contained other forum games.
The Monster, in essence, repeatedly summoned entities from other games, such as Destroy the Tower. If left unchecked, the whole War would devolve into one giant crossover. These entities were not clouded by bias and became Neutral, meaning that they were much more competent at attacking the Godmodder than the AG entities. This led to the Godmodder also trying to stop the Monster's constant sea of entities as well.
However, the players eventually realized that since the Monster was birthed from paradoxes, solving paradoxes would yield the desired effect: the removal of the Monster. After much yelling and screaming, the Monster and all its summons blinked out of existence to a black hole, gone. At roughly the same time, the Mystery Gate was finally opened, unlocking itself and revealing itself as a Void Gate, which would lead into the space in between universes, the Void.
The players quickly decided a proper expedition was in order, and assembled vehicles, supplies, and volunteers in order to explore what lied beyond the Void Gate. It is at this time that TwinBuilder, the catalyst for the events of the Second Godmodding War, joined the AGs and, in turn, the expedition. After a suitable amount of players had teamed up, they assembled in their ship and entered the Void.
There, they fought through a sort of cognitive gauntlet involving puzzles, sacrifices, and Dark versions of all the players. At the end of the sidequest, the remaining players spoke face-to-face with the Secret of the Void, a cobalt dragon who is as old as time and as big as a planet. He informed them that he would help them in their fight against the Godmodder when they needed it most. Afterwards, all of the players were teleported back to the server, which was the same, sans the Mystery Gate itself.
Well, here is Update 1 of the long-awaited recap. I've also included a recap of Destroy the Godmodder 1 as well, since I feel it would be nice to revisit the events that all lead us to this path proper. Expect this post to be updated over time, and expect an actual Update later in the day.
And before anyone asks, the Recap is in blank text for legibility.
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Fez: 5/10.
Is there ANY PESTERCHUM HANDLE THAT HAS A C IN IT AND IS NOT TAKEN?
I run up to the milkshakes and whack them with my INSANITY TUBAS.
I go to the Forge, then click FIRE.
I Then set the coords to:
Universe B, Coords 0, 64, 0.
I then push Select and mash Fire.
Hmmmm
I attempt to enter the BLACK KING's mind.
I open the WEST DOOR and see what is inside it.
I ask the 8-Ball if there is any plot-signifagance on the first floor.
CORRUPTION LEVEL: 20%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
11/40 x7
2/10 x6
1/10
10/10x40 STORAGE
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> As soon as one of the milkshakes touches, or comes within 50cm of the barrier created by the swinging mass of unobtanium, I step forward slightly, putting the milkshake in the path of the oncoming spiked ball of unobtanium. There is no time to react.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/null
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ah... how do I use this?
2/3 +1 Weapon Stockplie.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
STRUDELKITTY is now equipped with CALEDSCRATCH.
STRUDELKITTY: whoa!!!! hey thankx!!!
STRUDELKITTY: I'm sure I'll use this to the best of its ability.
7,500 damage to a BLACK PAWN.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Water of Life
-1 OJ
You fully restore your HP.
> THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - TRIP AND FALL
BLACK PAWN killed.
Why would you level up?
Assume that, for the sake of gameplay, these BLACK KNIGHTS are not five stories high like the ones that regularly compose the Derse Army.
PAWN killed.
You respawn and recollect your items.
You add a vote to use STRUDELKITTY's special attack.
STRUDELKITTY is equipped with your IRON CHESTPLATE.
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - TABLE FLIP
You use up 5 ELF TEARS and 3 HOG SLOP.
You upend the CHESS BOARD that composes the floor of the room right from its foundations, and wield it as a massively oversized weapon against the Derse Army.
IRECREEPER: RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!
Two BLACK PAWNS killed.
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STRUDELKITTY pockets the CUTTER PALM.
3,000 damage to a BLACK PAWN.
STRUDELKITTY pockets the DIAMOND SWORD.
You restore +5 HP.
> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN: COMBAT OPERANDI - GAME OF THRONES
You use up 12 ELF TEARS and 20 PIE FILLINGS in order to preform this spectaular attack.
The BLACK KNIGHT doesn't even flinch. It then deals 10 damage to you.
PAWN killed.
You...
YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIRE AT YOURSELF, DIMENTIO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIRE AT THE CRATER!
...It doesn't matter, regardless. She'll take care of it.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13.) Enter prompt.
> Select leftmost middle cube
You select this cube.
> Move left 1
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this.
> Take right cube
You take the cube that is to your selected one's immediate right. Both cubes disappear.
> Hold take
You continue to take the empty space. Once the two cubes come back, you re-take the right one. The left one stays, however. Quick!
> Select left cube
You select this cube.
> Move left 1
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this.
> Move far up
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this. The door is now 3/4ths of the way open.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
>...
You miss your shots bar one, which deals 3,000 damage to a MILKSHAKE. It then swoops down, attacking you, dealing 3 damage. The fall damage kills you.
My mistake.
You jump up, willing the parkour gods of heaven to be on your side.
They are not on your side.
You leap across several platforms, but make a bad jump and fly straight into a BUZZSAW. You promptly die.
You cast a CURA SPELL on yourself (you will be healed for 10 HP for three turns) and promptly attempt to phlogistinate the BLACK KNIGHTS. However, as The_Serpent, my own black pawn, specified, carapace hides are resistant to flames. You only deal 500 damage.
Strange Phlogistinator - Damage Dealt: 8,500 HP
7,500 damage to a BLACK KNIGHT.
I meant that you decided to stop arguing and respawn instead. That's all.
P: You jump across the PLATFORMS and avoid the BUZZSAWS, making it onto the BRIDGE. The solid points of the BRIDGE are few and far between; you can't just rush along them. You discover this the hard way upon making a jump one block too short, falling into lava. You have died for the second time in as many turns.
PP: You retrieve your GREY CHEST, and with that, your INVENTORY.
The POWER OF PLOT prevents you from floating very far with your special action. You'll have to cross the BRIDGE manually.
You return the BLACK BOX to its rightful owner.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Shotgun
You take a SHOTGUN.
MILKSHAKE killed.
Tremors shake throughout the BRIDGE as you punch it.
1,000 damage to all MILKSHAKES.
Decapitation is too strong of an attack, don't you think? It should really be reserved for a finisher.
You are banned from the game due to using drugs. You can only be unbanned if you swear to make this a fair game on all sides. To be honest, I thought you players would be better than this... Tsk.
You finally advance to the LIVING ROOM.
Indeed.
5,000 damage.
STRUDELKITTY pockets the DaVinci Agressor.
You respawn and grab your items.
> MANIACMASTER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LIGHTNING TO YOU
5,000 damage to the BLACK KING. 1,000 damage to a BLACK PAWN and BLACK KNIGHT.
The BLACK KING deflects your arrow with CHECKMATE.
> AEGIS-A095: COMBAT OPERANDI - POWER SURGE
I think it's safe to say the remaining MILKSHAKES are killed.
500 damage.
Strange Phlogistinator - Damage Dealt: 9,000 HP
Just as a heads-up, your STRANGE levels up through kills, not damage dealt. Here's a list of the titles you can expect:
00 = STRANGE
01 = UNREMARKABLE
02 = WOODEN
03 = MILDLY MINING
04 = SOMEWHAT THREATENING
05 = STONE
06 = NOTABLY DANGEROUS
07 = MASSIVELY MINING
08 = TRULY CRAFTED
09 = SPECTACULAR
10 = PIXEL-SPATTERED
11 = WICKED NASTY
12 = IRON
15 = TOTALLY OVERPOWERED
18 = HOUSE-GRIEFING
20 = RAGE-INDUCING
25 = SERVER-CLEARING
30 = DIAMOND
35 = LEGENDARY
41 = SCRATCHED
45 = OBSIDIAN
50 = BEDROCK
65 = NOTCH'S OWN
You defense-buff and Cura STRUDELKITTY.
> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN: COMBAT OPERANDI - OF ICE AND FIRE
You use up your entire SACRED ITEM supply to invoke this even more powerful attack.
The BLACK KNIGHT is too tall to be fazed by temperature changes. It then kills you.
I'm fairly certain that the MILKSHAKES are dead by now.
Again, they're probably dead.
Your jumping only angers the PAWNS. However, one is caught unawares by THE BLACK FLAG and is killed.
You restore 3 HP to PitTheAngel.
> 5L1N65H07: COMBAT OPERANDI - TRAIN SLASH
20,000 damage.
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - NETHER COMPELLER
All players in the GAME ROOM will mini-crit, take 75% damage from attacks, and have +10 max HP for 3 turns.
CG and CU.
You cannot enter THE BLACK KING's mind. It is too complex for anyone to understand fully, meant to evolve to massive heights of power that are eldritch in nature.
You open the WEST DOOR. The resulting room is completely empty. Hmm.
You enter the GAME ROOM and wield ARMISTYX. Perhaps you use it like a sword, slicing whomever gets in your way. It seems like the logical and obvious choice in this scenario.
The DERSE ARMY continues its UNJUST AGRESSION against our heroes. The PAWNS and KNIGHTS deal 14 damage to PitTheAngel. The KING deals 10 damage to Leonstar0 and 9 damage to TT2000. He's then healed for 30,000 HP. At this rate, the battle will turn into a stalemate... STRUDELKITTY, now armed with CALEDSCRATCH, goes completely out of character, yells, and slices a giant BLACK KNIGHT perfectly in half, killing it.
Those in the GAUNTLET now face one last obstacle: the BRIDGE. It will have to be crossed manually, so you'll have to figure out some way to complete the task and minimize casualties.
MEANWHILE... A lifeless body is watched over by Richard Persson, the Godmodder. He thinks back to the life and inevitable death of this figure, TwinBuilder. He had a nasty, turbulent existence... When he was an entity, of course. Scratch screwed nearly everything up. He could see it now. He helped him take over his server, of course, but... At what cost? It's mainly stalled the war into a near stalemate, and the death of the Game Master? It seemed a bit much for a backstage man like Scratch.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio. Progress Orb Secured.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Secured.
South Door. Leads to The Pit. Progress Orb Secured.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The_Last_Enderspartan: [AG] HP: 20/20. EQUIPPED: IRON ARMOR, SNIPER RIFLE.
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. Fully bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Assortments of Records.
Game Room - Players:
x1.5 Damage Modifier, x1.5 Defense Modifier, x1.5 Health Modifier. III
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/30. Lv. 6: Victor Lacu. Respawning...
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 30/30. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 11/30. Equipped: SAMURAI BLADE. Lv. 7: Gatekeeper.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 30/30. Equipped: Lv. 7: Prime.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 21/30. Equipped: STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 7: Four Corners.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 30/30. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. METAL SLUG. Lv. 7: Canny Gumshoe.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 13/30. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, WAND SET. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 30/30. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 7: MeeM Master. Cura: III
fseftr: [PG] HP: 30/30. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. Lv. 9: Penultiatum.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 30/30. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 6: Instrumental.
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 30/30. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON CHESTPLATE. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD, DAVINCI AGRESSOR. Special Attack: Secret. Votes: IIIIIIII Cura: III
The Black King: [B
Black Pawns: [
Black Knights: [
DaVinci Bot.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: LEVEL RAISER.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 8: Nofungineer.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 6: Multiversal.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 7: Alchemix.
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 3: Canis Minor. Respawning...
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 4: Telepathos.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Second Leg -
Disappearing Platforms and Buzzsaws.
Rickety Bridge. Surrounded by Lava Walls.
Chrome Checkpoint.
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Shotgun / 50 Ammo Packs / Milk Jug / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 2 Computers / Rifle / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / 128 Torches / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Remote Control / Large Bookshelf
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
I put out a +3 trade
33/40 x2
20/20 x2
3/15 x3
5/5 x3
3/3 x6
I watch with amusement as piono climbs up onto the chrome platform, burnt almost to a crisp and extremely unhappy.I don't think he can die yet Scratch, he's still locked in the timeline.Screw you.No thanks.Anyway, I carefully make my way across the bridge onto the chrome checkpoint, making doubly sure not to step on anything that might give way, and testing every board before I put my weight on it.
STORYEDIT: More of this 'piono can't die' nonsense. Also, Eric isn't that obnoxious. Anyways, moving on!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
16/40
13/40
4/15
I offer another +3 for trade, +6 available.
I take out charged uber and heal who needs it most.
ah...um...ahah!
I rush over the the black king and jump over the pawns and knights. I then proceed to point The Armistyx at the black king and using the combined power of GPE transformed into KE and the Weapon Stockpile charge... poke the pointy bit into the black king's eye. Hopefully this causes a half-blindness effect and incapacitates him.
(This how to use it, right?)
(OUCH 3/30 health, Help anyone?)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
3/30 health. (Base 3/20)
x1.5 Damage Modifier
x1.5 Defense Modifier
x1.5 Health Modifier
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
"I got this."
I then fill the area around the bridge with an endless tidal wave of chickens.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hopefully BK doesn't summon more troops after this batch. There's not too much more powerful than a Knight, as Bishops have magic but are physically weak and rooks are just buff pawns. Wait... The Arch Deaconstructor... Godmodder, no. And.. SIEGE TITANS
4/4 Expended!
Combat Operandi: STRUDELURE
I throw Strudel at the Black King. As he prepares to hit her, I quickly blink behind him and knock him to the ground with my cannon. Strudel falls into him for more damage, and gets up, unharmed.
That text.. That quirk... Strudel, do you know... Someone named TwinBuilder? Or Build?
Oh no