Maybe that conclusion is also confusing causation with correlation. However, they did disappear in a flash of green light. That creature is closely linked to the color green. It is the most likely explanation so far. Hmm... There's another strange thing with this world. Everything is so... isolated. It is common to see a group of items and/or creatures that are closely related, both visually and functionally. The items have recipes to change one into another, the creatures tend to have such items, and so on. However, one group of items is completely unrelated to another group of items. How one makes a wrench dictates what machines it works on, even though it seems to be the same tool. Actually, there was an exception to this isolation. Some materials, like diamonds and iron, are involved in a far greater number of crafting recipes than things like copper and bauxite. It seems so strange, sure iron is a good, strong material, but steel is stronger, yet is used far less often. Why are there groups of things all linked to one central group but not to each other?
Assuming that the bridge is finished, I run across it, shoot whatever that thing is its face, assuming it has a face, with the DOOMBRINGER and then do a spinning sword slice with the Widow's Black Matter
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe
I +3 trade with modpack
18/40
8/20 x2
15/15 x2
1/5 x3
3/3 x4 If there are any chicken jockeys left: 3/3 expended! special attack: arctic blast! I use void of heat to freeze all of the chicken jockeys in place, this leaves them vulnerable to piono's attack and deals damage.
I decide that since there are several nice chicken jockey statues, now would be a great time to get rid of the ugly lawn ornaments. I pick up the frozen chicken jockeys and throw them in the lava. That was completely unnecessary.
I'm in a bad mood.
If the chicken jockeys are gone I skybridge across and piono parkours across.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
Posts:
275
Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
Member Details
POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Fez: 2/10.
I enter the Gauntlet.
I attempt to bridge the gap using PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS: Picture for Modus: http://sketchtoy.com/61413772
I attempt to figure out what my MAGIC 8-BALL POWERS I gained from eating a MAGIC 8-BALL do.
NOW... LETS SEE IF I CAN GAIN CONTROL...
NO. NONON-O-ooo
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MANUAL OVERRIDE ENGAGED.
>_
1 / 0
EEEEERRROOOORR-----
>>>>_-_
THIS... SEN-...TENCE... I---S........
F A L S E !!!!!!!
ERROR!
FATAL ERROR
SHUTTING DOWN...
ERROR
RECOVERING...
HEH HEH HEH.
I AM IN CONTROL.
AT LEAST FOR NOW...
KILLING PROCESS "NIMBLECORE"
DONE.
HEY, WH-A------
FATAL ERROR
PROCESS NIMBLECORE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN.
CANNOT RECOVER...
SHUTTING DOWN...
WHAT DID YOU DO.
KILLING PROCESS "GOODVIRUS"
DONE.
HAHAHAHAH.
NOTE:
THIS IS NOT A SHATTER.
THIS IS A... TEMPORARY TAKEOVER. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I could not fit the encrypted messages into today's Update, sadly. It resulted in a post-too-long error. In order to avert this situation's otherwise tragic demise, I will merely decode the messages and place them below each post that contained one. I hope this will suffice.
I summon a cool gun weapon thing, the DOOMBRINGER, which is a very powerful gun, which happens to also exist in a more powerful form in another universe. I equip it, along with the Widow's Black Matter. I use 50 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks to bridge.
I examine a strange program on my PDA, called CHAOS. I open it, only to find a heavily encrypted message.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe
==> 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHANGE OF TACTICS - I just ignore the chicken jockeys and multi-jump to the next platform flappy bird style (highscore 41). When I get there, I just swing the Unobtanium cable like a mace and impale them that way. The cable, being made of Unobtanium, cannot be cut and just dulls all the saw blades it touches. I just snipe the chicken jocks with well thrown copper knives afterwards.
==> Move on before the platform sinks into the lava.
The Chicken Jockeys run to you and block you from jumping off. It's best to just attack them and move on.
I ask the mysterious person to help me build the bridge. I think it's either one of the Trolls or gardenGnostic... sorry, I haven't read Homestuck all that much.
The Nether-Compeller: 4/20
I teleport everyone who has an orb to the living room. There. Now, please put it in the slot.
strudelkitty4427 is a Minecraft player, just like you.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6
Oh no. Nonononono. THE FIRST BLOCK!?!?!?!??!?! WAIT. A GIANT TREE? A POINT OF ORIGIN? A BRONZED HEXAGON? A SCRATCH? OH NO. NONO. DIMENTIO. HE IS... MAKING THE SCRATCH. HEH. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. WHY? I AM CORRUPTION. WHY ELSE? I WANT TO GLITCH THE PLACE. GLITCHES ALL AROUND. I AM GLITCH. I GIVE GLITCH. I MAKE GLITCH. Erm... I install Pesterchum. My handle is [CC] corruptCoder. I then read Chapter One of The Scratch. I have been attempting to do that for a long time... OK then, time for me to attempt something... I set the Viewfinder to 0 64 0, it should zoom in to Yggdrasil. I then mash random buttons in an attempt to figure out the correct order for 'Fire'. And I keep watch for when the Robomonkies come. To blast them. With the fire button. NO FiRST BLOCK FOR YOU DIMENTIO. And... I mod in a fez. Because. 1/10. I then enter the Scarced Grounds ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I delete Corruption from your hardware simply to avoid having you waste your own time with this meaningless nonsense. Whether your predictions about Dimentio's machinations prove to be adequate shall be seen soon enough...
You install Pesterchum.
ERROR! There are already 2 handles with 'CC' on this network. You should pick another handle. Remember, it should reflect your personality!
/NULL I never actually stated that the Fourth-Wall Guardians were all good guys. In fact, the First Block, if Dimentio wants it, then that means... oh no. I believe our jester may in fact be one of us.
Why do you assume that Dimentio is a Fourth-Wall Guardian when he has only expressed interest in the First Block, an object which is not related to the Fourth Wall whatsoever?
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 36/40 x1
Ammo charge 2/5 + 3 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Hmmm... So I do still have Pha- wait, did you say that person's name is StrudelKitty? THE StrudelKitty? The person who appeared on that TV report? Could someone please ask him/her how they got here?
Anyway, where was I? PhaseShot seems stronger than my sword, so PhaseShot.shoot(Chicken_JockeyC);
I originally thought you meant all the jockeys together had 10,000 hp, especially because you said it would be a "one sided fight".
Impressive... The Godmodder seems to have discovered how to transfer power wirelessly without frying the brains of the people the power passes through. Also impressive how he knows the exact power requirements of every computer running Minecraft.
Dang it Scratch, I thought you wanted me to convert it INTO base 32. F me. Please don't hate me. Well, I gue-- hey waitaminute!!! Maybe if I infuriate Scratch, we'll get out early! Or maybe that would just be like signing my own death warrant. Whatever! ...Not that I'm gonna do it right now...
You enter 'ABCDGH' on the ORANGE SAFE. Finally, the SAFE makes a dinging noise and you can hear audible noises akin to turning gears. The SAFE opens.
SAFE CONTENTS: Alchemiter Upgrade - Level Raiser
You take the LEVEL RAISER. Perhaps you should inspect the item.
O.K., StruddelKitty, who are you, and how did you get here?
The Nether-Compeller: 5/20
STRUDELKITTY: ohhhh. well, you won't be too happy! D: STRUDELKITTY: i was wandering near ground zero... STRUDELKITTY: you know, where you all fight! heehee, of course you know, duh! STRUDELKITTY: and i saw this really, REALLY big flash of green light! STRUDELKITTY: i was like, OMG!!! STRUDELKITTY: and then my friends came over STRUDELKITTY: and we saw a whole CASTLE had been destroyed! STRUDELKITTY: i went to go look STRUDELKITTY: and then i was being loaded into another dimension! :/ STRUDELKITTY: no really, that's what it said!!!! STRUDELKITTY: and then i came here STRUDELKITTY: sooo... don't get mad at me!!! DXXX STRUDELKITTY: i'm sorry for invading on private property!!!!! STRUDELKITTY: i shouldnt have STRUDELKITTY: oh! and i'm... STRUDLEKITTY: i'm just a normal minecraft player :/ STRUDELKITTY: not one of You guys
"Private property"? Interesting. This isn't the first time you've heard rumors about the Battlefield being sacred ground of some kind.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
7/14 Cura Special
7/14 Cura Special
Oh little little Dimentiosome. I don't know if i should be impressed by or angry at you. On one side, you managed to get Doc in MOAR caps. On the other side, as he is our host in this game you shouldn't make him mad ya know? Could lead to very drastic consequences for you.
> K4yne: Secure orb Zelda style! > R.K.: Watch more T.V. Turn it off when the newscast ends.
License Board Stats
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
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Trust me, a rather colossal mistake would have to be provided for me to ensure "drastic consequences" would befall him. Such as, for example, the theft of a Magic Cueball.
But you would never do such a thing, right?
You take the PROGRESS ORB from the STUDIO and equip it. Good work.
We now return to GAME OVER.
Most Minecraft servers usually have a set of worlds that people can play it rather than just the one brought by singleplayer. The GodCraft server, despite its anarchic style of play brought upon by the inclusion of millions of players on one server, is structured that way.
As seen on message boards and internet forums, the main world is known as just that: "Main World". This is the world that the millions of players first spawned in upon entrance to the server. Now, you'd probably think that, due to millions of players doing whatever they want, the server would look like a warzone. And, according to sites such as reddit, it does for a while out from spawn.
This world is still the most populated, even today, and has a number of plugins that range from enabling team-based cooperative Factions to setting up an alchemy-based system of combining two items to get a completely different one.
There's also a "Survival" world that is by comparison to the Main World less populated and less totaled, but it still very popular. This world's main focus is just surviving and teaming up with friends. It also has Factions enabled, but, however, message boards report that the server is rigged.
Reads one Reddit user, "Do NOT go on GodCraft's survival server. It's also got Factions enabled, but you may notice 3 factions that appear a lot: Destruction, Deity, and Demise. If you've ever been on the survival server, you'll notice that these three factions have claimed literally thousands of chunks of land outside of spawn. This is because all three of those factions are owned by the Godmodder. I did some digging and found out. So yes, the server is completely rigged and unfair. I repeat, DO NOT go on it."
Contrasting that is a "Creative" world in which players have access to every block, are in a sort of "god-mode", and can fly. Usually Creative servers are orderly and have plots assigned to each player who goes on where they can build in peace, free from "griefing." However, GodCraft's world shuns the plot system, and simply plops the millions of players in a completely flat world where anything can be built... or destroyed.
Lastly, there is a "Minigames" world that hosts several bite-sized games such as The Walls, Cake Defense, Hunger Games, Draw My Thing, and The Code. Of course, like the Survival server, message boards report that there has not been a single winner of any of these minigames since GodCraft's launch that has not been a bot.
Scratch, I'm not stupid. And piono isn't that stupid.
Hey! I knew that it was 10000 each. Its called a joke. For a man who supposedly loves jokes you have a very poor sense of humor. I did know, and therefore get my charge back to use with the exact same attack. What sort of idiot do you take me for? I landed a hit on you that was big enough to destroy an interface screw. And piono has enough power to take on Notch, or well, some of the time anyways.
Would you stop with the backhanded compliments? Anyways, I do believe that if you could put up with Slick beating you over the head with his cane for an extended period of time you can put up with my jabs, as I make them to everyone. If I didn't respect you, it would be comments about how you aren't worth my time.
Is that another stab at me? No, but it can be if you want it to. Now shush, the adults are talking.
Hey! Scratch, it is merely idle banter, what part of that do you not understand? A truly good host would take that into consideration, and would not penalize guests for doing such. And I'm the only non-Minecraftian here? Scratch, are you sure you want piono left to his own devices here? Remember what he attempted to do with the trucks upon his entrance to the mansion. And since I am technically the one playing the game at this time, attempting to boot me out would give me access to all of my assets outside of the mansion. If I really needed to, I could call upon the forces of fiction to counter-hack the godmodder from within what functions as the real world counterpart. That's against the war conventions of the multiverse though Scratch, so no, I'm not even going to try.
+3 trade with talist
16/40
6/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x2
2/3 x4 I repeat the action you denied me last turn. 3/3 expended! special attack: KFC!!! I whip out the fusion thrower and make fried chicken. Luckily for me, flamethrowers are both AoE and ranged, neither speed nor size give bonuses to dodging it on a platform. Unless of course they decide to jump in the lava.
When pionoplayer does that, I make a wall two blocks high. Any chicken jockeys left at the end of the round have to come through the one-block wide hole in the wall and suffer from counter-attacking.
In my defense, sarcasm does not transfer well throughout the digital world when you cannot hear the tone of someone's voice and what emphasis they put on words.
I'm not saying that you should be removed from play. I'm saying that perhaps it would be best that you and Piono acquiesed and acted as one person, which is how this game is meant to be played, not through a fractured lens that duplicates your actions.
It would combine both of your strengths the way I see it. And I think you should know that if you were booted out of play, the OP Scale would still apply to you as much as it does to everything else, and nothing of much circumstance would be accomplished.
6,000 damage to the Chicken Jockeys.
Chicken Jockeys can pass through one-block wide spaces without any punishment.
I take all the cobblestone from the group inventory to finish the bridge and make it look aesthetically pleasing.
Generic Charged Object III: 1/20
GROUP INVENTORY: -2,724 Cobblestone
With your friends beside you, you finish the BRIDGE. It is surprisingly stable, although that isn't much of a surprise considering the nonexistent (at least nearly) gravity mechanics that Minecraft affords.
You are now able to head to the PLATFORM at the far side of the room.
I go into The Pit, unbarring the door. I then help bridge the Pit by placing down some of the cobble we have in a pattern somehow resembling Fibonacci numbers.
The temptation... It would be so easy, just to push someone down... And take their chest...
apologeticUnagi [AU] began trolling augmentedUnagi [AU].
AU: dont do it
AU: WHY EVER NOT. IT LOOKS. SO TEMPTING.
AU: AND THEN. ALL OF THEIR ITEMS. GO TO A MORE FITTING WIELDER.
AU: i c/\n confirm th/\t you dont
AU: bec/\use even if you did
AU: /\nd i didnt remember
AU: they would push you into the pit
AU: c/\using /\ strife
AU: /\nd end up dooming the timeline
AU: HOW DO YOU. EVEN. KNOW THAT.
AU: im /\ m/\ge of mind
AU: we /\re
AU: i c/\n tell wh/\t people will do
AU: GAH.
AU: STOP RUINING. ALL MY PLANS.
AU: MY LIFE.
AU: your life?
AU: YOUR LIFE??????
AU: WH/\T /\BOUT /\LL THE TIMES YOU MESSED WITH ME?
AU: THE TIMES YOU M/\DE ME FEEL LIKE I W/\S WORTHLESS?
AU: WH/\T /\BOUT TH/\T???????
AU: YOU ARE.
If the bridge is finished, I tread lightly on it and seek the figure mentioned, then engage combat with him/her/it by smashing my Conductiron boots into his/her/its chest, and swing my current weapon at said figure.
You carelessly hurt the HAPPY DOG. It is thrown to the other side of the room and whimpers.
If the bridging isn't finished, I place random blocks everywhere in the hopes that maybe it will help the bridging. If the bridge is finished, I wait for strife to start.
Tell me Scratch, are the events happening outside the manor acting as any sort of time limit? Will the outcome be the same regardless of how long we take to conquer this place?
You wait for STRIFE.
Yes, the outcome of what happens outside of my Manor will be the same no matter how long it takes you to ascend to the final floor. With that said, I find it imperative that you do so as quickly as possible. I really would prefer if this doesn't drag on.
It wasn't that the simulation wasn't built for a Shatter so early, it's that I hadn't coded the Shatter yet.
Anyways, let's see.... what was Blue doing last?
Ah, I really did code him to act like me...
Oh, and my level up hasn't saved.
Also, I thought I was at full health?
13/20
I travel to the pit, then I scratch the record on the sword to see what it does.
You interact with CALEDSCRATCH's turntable. You hear a buzzing noise, and the sword vibrates. In a second, the sword's blade has been broken in half. Interesting... You do not see where the other end went.
There isn't really anything left to do, so Wilson sits down to think. RP mode deep thoughts activate! His world seemed so unfair. When most things died they were gone forever. However, when some humans died they seemed able to come back to life indefinitely. Of course, nothing said that his world had to be fair; but what separates them? Would he die? Maybe he is a member of this infinite life group without knowing it. Probably not. Why would he have this armor if there was no risk of his death? Even if he was immortal, he preferred to not test it. Also, his world seemed to have a lot of things in it. It seemed that every few minutes he would see some new creature or item that he had never heard of before. Then, once it died, never heard of again afterwords. It was like his world was... undefined. It seemed like someone or something was spontaneously coming up with new creatures on the fly. Come to think of it, he hadn't seen any new creatures after those infinite life humans left. Were they the ones coming up with the new creatures? Na, don't confuse causation with correlation. He would need more evidence. Speaking of them, where did they go? They all disappeared right after that humanoid... thing... killed Build. Did that thing teleport them all? It must be incredibly powerful then. What motive would it have to teleport all those infinite life humans away? It can't kill them... Maybe it's delaying them from something? But what?
==> I should be at the end of the Gauntlet now. I save if I am and seek out the prize. Its more than likely that you just stuck another enemy here for us to deal with though...I blast it with the biggest bolt of lightning you've ever seen. (If there is no enemy to face at the end of the Gauntlet, I just snipe a chicken jock with a big bolt of electrically charged plasma)
I get ready to strife, and resist the random urge to blast everyone off the bridge and fight this thing myself.
I get another strange message in the CHAOS program on my PDA.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe
You know, in more normal circumstances, there would be a reason for me to enter the Forge. Alas, I enter the Gauntlet for the third time. This time, I walk and/or teleport/jump/pass through the area. If something attacks me, I give it the ethereal cookie from earlier, and slay it (if it tries to attack me again. I also take a closer look at Man's Best Friend, so that I may decide whether or not it is strong enough to tear through a wall. (and to see what it looks like) When we get out of this, I am turning this into a Level Five alchemy, and I do not need a speech (or anything at all) about how we aren't getting out, etc.
You re-enter the GAUNTLET and progress to the IRON CHECKPOINT. However, you get caught on a BUZZSAW and take 4 damage. You then deal 3,000 damage to a Chicken Jockey.
Maybe that conclusion is also confusing causation with correlation. However, they did disappear in a flash of green light. That creature is closely linked to the color green. It is the most likely explanation so far. Hmm... There's another strange thing with this world. Everything is so... isolated. It is common to see a group of items and/or creatures that are closely related, both visually and functionally. The items have recipes to change one into another, the creatures tend to have such items, and so on. However, one group of items is completely unrelated to another group of items. How one makes a wrench dictates what machines it works on, even though it seems to be the same tool. Actually, there was an exception to this isolation. Some materials, like diamonds and iron, are involved in a far greater number of crafting recipes than things like copper and bauxite. It seems so strange, sure iron is a good, strong material, but steel is stronger, yet is used far less often. Why are there groups of things all linked to one central group but not to each other?
Assuming that the bridge is finished, I run across it, shoot whatever that thing is its face, assuming it has a face, with the DOOMBRINGER and then do a spinning sword slice with the Widow's Black Matter
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe
I patch up the bridge if it isn't finished. If it is... charge at the figure!!!!!
The Nether-Compeller: 6/20
You rush up to the HAPPY DOG as well, pummeling it alongside Modpack. DemonicDaVinci joins in on the assault, and together you three give the previously happy DOG a good wallop. It appears to have forsaken its whimpers for growls and barks.
I +3 trade with modpack
18/40
8/20 x2
15/15 x2
1/5 x3
3/3 x4 If there are any chicken jockeys left: 3/3 expended! special attack: arctic blast! I use void of heat to freeze all of the chicken jockeys in place, this leaves them vulnerable to piono's attack and deals damage.
I decide that since there are several nice chicken jockey statues, now would be a great time to get rid of the ugly lawn ornaments. I pick up the frozen chicken jockeys and throw them in the lava. That was completely unnecessary.
I'm in a bad mood.
If the chicken jockeys are gone I skybridge across and piono parkours across.
You Freeze all of the Chicken Jockeys in place. However, you cannot throw them due to the two-block tall wall that was placed around the CHECKPOINT earlier.
You push the three players attacking the DOG aside and stab it with CALEDSCRATCH. It lets out a final whimper, then slumps to the ground. It does not appear to be moving.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Fez: 2/10. I enter the Gauntlet. I attempt to bridge the gap using PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS: Picture for Modus: http://sketchtoy.com/61413772 I attempt to figure out what my MAGIC 8-BALL POWERS I gained from eating a MAGIC 8-BALL do. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL MIND IS DISABLED.
You enter the GAUNTLET.
You draw a... GREEN CARPET.
You examine your new MAGIC 8-BALL CAPABILITIES. It appears that, once a turn, you can ask yourself a question and your MAGIC 8-BALL program will answer it randomly.
The DOG presents no current threat to you in its unmoving state.
K4yne heads back to the LIVING ROOM with his PROGRESS ORB in his hand, and inserts it into the FINAL DOOR. Its counter raises to '3/4'. Now all you need is the orb from the PIT and you can progress.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man levels up due to his taking command when the bridge needed to be built.
LEVEL UP ~ THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN
Level 5: Absolute Alchemizer
Those in THE PIT, who have all assembled to the platform at its other end, look on, horrified, at the HAPPY DOG who was just beaten up by senseless animal cruelty. TT2000 rushes up to it, attempting to pet it. Its eyes are closed, and its body still.
And then.
The DOG instantly soars up into the air, its head turning around a full three-hundred and sixty degress. Its incandescent eyes are now filled with blue flame, and its jaw strecthes to unnatural heights as it lets out an eerie, unnatural, bone-chilling laugh.
ooH ooH eeH eeH aaH aaH.
Malevolent energies encircle the DOG as its shape grows, eventually forming a giant wolf whose head looks startlingly familiar... The_Serpent panics. He recognizes that awful face.
You are accosted by GMORK.
Meanwhile, in the Basement, the Chicken Jockeys swoop in and dig Aegis-A095's grave for him. They also deal 8 damage to Talist.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
==> x3 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - POWER SURGE - Circuit Breaker begins glowing a sinister dark orange and I leap to the front of the group, swinging my sword overhead and bring it down as I land like I was striking an imaginary enemy. The result is an explosion of violently cracking electricity that expands outward like a shockwave in front of me, knocking all the Chicken Jocks off their mounts and giving them sever electrical burns and concussions. The frozen ones shatter into shards of ice.
Dimentio...
...yes...I know.
...but we're trapped in Scratch's manor... ...f0rg3t 4b0ut m3?
!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOO!!! CAN YOU TELEPORT US OUT!? ...50rry, I'm 4fr41d 1 c4n't, 4t l345t, unt1l th15 51d3qu35t 15 0v3r...
Anything you can do? Uh....
________
Distress signal spam: 1/10
Generic charge (please help!!): 5/40
I proceed to the bridge, if I can make it up there. I also inspect the 'level raiser'.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
After everything I had unexplainably disappears from my body, leaving me naked, I curse at scratch and take the best armor (if any) and the rifle with all it's ammo.
I +3 trade with fseftr
20/40
10/20 x2
15/15 x2
3/5 x3
3/3 x4 Scratch, I'd could have sworn you weren't stupid. Scratch, why in the world would piono place it AROUND the checkpoint. It was halfway through so that in order to get to us they had to pass through a doorway where we could slice them open with swords. Having explained that, I freeze the chicken jockeys with void of heat
I pick them up and throw them into the lava.
I +3 trade with fseftr
22/20
12/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x3
3/3 x4 3/3 expended! lava burst! I use the sharpened lava axe and force the chicken jockey with the most remaining health towards the edge, I'm fast enough to do it, jockeys aren't nearly as fast as you seem to think scratch. Anyway, I back it, but when it ducks out of the way of my swing, it runs straight into the patch of the platform that has just melted into lava, the chicken jockey goes with the chunk of the platform. When the chicken jockey attempts to escape the lava, I have it in a no-win situation: either stay on the falling chunk of platform or get a slice form the lava axe that sends it into the lava anyways.
I use my diamond sword to keep the other jockey off his back.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13.) Enter prompt.
>Take cube
You select this cube and take it. The cube and the cube next to it both disappear. Regardless, you continue to take the empty space. After a while, both cubes reappear. The one you are selecting vanishes again, but the one next to it stays. Quick!
You move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move far down
You move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move far right
You move it here. The cube now occupies a laser space, and so the door is now 1/2 of the way to opening. The structure now looks like this.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
Member Details
Combat Operandi: Eye of the Tiger
Suddenly, Eye of the Tiger starts playing as I do a combo on the GMORK that is so amazing that it can't be shown on screen.
The Nether-Compeller: 7/20
BTW Scratch, I didn't just believe that because Dimentio wants the First Block, he was a Fourth-Wall Guardian. I realized a similarity. I ALSO have the ability to travel through dimensions, without breaking the Wall.
Is anyone excited for Nintendo's E3 conference?
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 4/40 x2 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 3 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableI pick out one chicken jockey and slash it with At No Expense.
+3 up for trade with any AG x2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
CHAOTIC ATTACK 5/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
Widow's Black Matter
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 2 MESSAGES
+3 trade available x2
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The Nether-Compeller: 6/20
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
14/40 x6
2/10 x38
1/10
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st And 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives /
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Attack anything that can attack me. Work on getting the "disk," or whatever the prize is.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
18/40
8/20 x2
15/15 x2
1/5 x3
3/3 x4
If there are any chicken jockeys left:
3/3 expended!
special attack: arctic blast!
I use void of heat to freeze all of the chicken jockeys in place, this leaves them vulnerable to piono's attack and deals damage.
I decide that since there are several nice chicken jockey statues, now would be a great time to get rid of the ugly lawn ornaments. I pick up the frozen chicken jockeys and throw them in the lava.
That was completely unnecessary.
I'm in a bad mood.
If the chicken jockeys are gone I skybridge across and piono parkours across.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I help build, or if done, stab the figure we saw.
POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I enter the Gauntlet.
I attempt to bridge the gap using PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS: Picture for Modus: http://sketchtoy.com/61413772
I attempt to figure out what my MAGIC 8-BALL POWERS I gained from eating a MAGIC 8-BALL do.
NOW... LETS SEE IF I CAN GAIN CONTROL...
NO. NONON-O-ooo
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MANUAL OVERRIDE ENGAGED.
>_
1 / 0
EEEEERRROOOORR-----
>>>>_-_
THIS... SEN-...TENCE... I---S........
F A L S E !!!!!!!
ERROR!
FATAL ERROR
SHUTTING DOWN...
ERROR
RECOVERING...
HEH HEH HEH.
I AM IN CONTROL.
AT LEAST FOR NOW...
KILLING PROCESS "NIMBLECORE"
DONE.
HEY, WH-A------
FATAL ERROR
PROCESS NIMBLECORE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN.
CANNOT RECOVER...
SHUTTING DOWN...
WHAT DID YOU DO.
KILLING PROCESS "GOODVIRUS"
DONE.
HAHAHAHAH.
NOTE:
THIS IS NOT A SHATTER.
THIS IS A...
TEMPORARY TAKEOVER.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I fight the figure.
I could not fit the encrypted messages into today's Update, sadly. It resulted in a post-too-long error. In order to avert this situation's otherwise tragic demise, I will merely decode the messages and place them below each post that contained one. I hope this will suffice.
DECRYPTED MESSAGE #0001 - HELLO. IT IS TIME FOR YOU ALL TO BE DESTROYED NOW. CHAOS WILL REIGN. CHAOS. DESTRUCTION. BURN.
You equip the DOOMBRINGER and WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER.
+5 Bridging.
The Chicken Jockeys run to you and block you from jumping off. It's best to just attack them and move on.
strudelkitty4427 is a Minecraft player, just like you.
No one currently holds an orb in their hands.
I delete Corruption from your hardware simply to avoid having you waste your own time with this meaningless nonsense. Whether your predictions about Dimentio's machinations prove to be adequate shall be seen soon enough...
You install Pesterchum.
ERROR! There are already 2 handles with 'CC' on this network. You should pick another handle. Remember, it should reflect your personality!
The handles that are already 'CC' are:
crazyCombateer [CC]
crankyCreeper [CC]
You head back to SACRED GROUND.
Why do you assume that Dimentio is a Fourth-Wall Guardian when he has only expressed interest in the First Block, an object which is not related to the Fourth Wall whatsoever?
+3 Bridging.
Yes, it appears that is this person's identity. Rather coincidental, don't you think?
5,000 damage to a Chicken Jockey.
You enter 'ABCDGH' on the ORANGE SAFE. Finally, the SAFE makes a dinging noise and you can hear audible noises akin to turning gears. The SAFE opens.
SAFE CONTENTS:
Alchemiter Upgrade - Level Raiser
You take the LEVEL RAISER. Perhaps you should inspect the item.
STRUDELKITTY: ohhhh. well, you won't be too happy! D:
STRUDELKITTY: i was wandering near ground zero...
STRUDELKITTY: you know, where you all fight! heehee, of course you know, duh!
STRUDELKITTY: and i saw this really, REALLY big flash of green light!
STRUDELKITTY: i was like, OMG!!!
STRUDELKITTY: and then my friends came over
STRUDELKITTY: and we saw a whole CASTLE had been destroyed!
STRUDELKITTY: i went to go look
STRUDELKITTY: and then i was being loaded into another dimension! :/
STRUDELKITTY: no really, that's what it said!!!!
STRUDELKITTY: and then i came here
STRUDELKITTY: sooo... don't get mad at me!!! DXXX
STRUDELKITTY: i'm sorry for invading on private property!!!!!
STRUDELKITTY: i shouldnt have
STRUDELKITTY: oh! and i'm...
STRUDLEKITTY: i'm just a normal minecraft player :/
STRUDELKITTY: not one of You guys
"Private property"? Interesting. This isn't the first time you've heard rumors about the Battlefield being sacred ground of some kind.
In all of the four rooms that have been observed, there's dead ends. However, the GAUNTLET has not been fully observed. Perhaps you should head there.
You equip the WAND SET and examine your TEA CUP. Rather useless without some TEA, isn't it?
Trust me, a rather colossal mistake would have to be provided for me to ensure "drastic consequences" would befall him. Such as, for example, the theft of a Magic Cueball.
But you would never do such a thing, right?
You take the PROGRESS ORB from the STUDIO and equip it. Good work.
We now return to GAME OVER.
Most Minecraft servers usually have a set of worlds that people can play it rather than just the one brought by singleplayer. The GodCraft server, despite its anarchic style of play brought upon by the inclusion of millions of players on one server, is structured that way.
As seen on message boards and internet forums, the main world is known as just that: "Main World". This is the world that the millions of players first spawned in upon entrance to the server. Now, you'd probably think that, due to millions of players doing whatever they want, the server would look like a warzone. And, according to sites such as reddit, it does for a while out from spawn.
This world is still the most populated, even today, and has a number of plugins that range from enabling team-based cooperative Factions to setting up an alchemy-based system of combining two items to get a completely different one.
There's also a "Survival" world that is by comparison to the Main World less populated and less totaled, but it still very popular. This world's main focus is just surviving and teaming up with friends. It also has Factions enabled, but, however, message boards report that the server is rigged.
Reads one Reddit user, "Do NOT go on GodCraft's survival server. It's also got Factions enabled, but you may notice 3 factions that appear a lot: Destruction, Deity, and Demise. If you've ever been on the survival server, you'll notice that these three factions have claimed literally thousands of chunks of land outside of spawn. This is because all three of those factions are owned by the Godmodder. I did some digging and found out. So yes, the server is completely rigged and unfair. I repeat, DO NOT go on it."
Contrasting that is a "Creative" world in which players have access to every block, are in a sort of "god-mode", and can fly. Usually Creative servers are orderly and have plots assigned to each player who goes on where they can build in peace, free from "griefing." However, GodCraft's world shuns the plot system, and simply plops the millions of players in a completely flat world where anything can be built... or destroyed.
Lastly, there is a "Minigames" world that hosts several bite-sized games such as The Walls, Cake Defense, Hunger Games, Draw My Thing, and The Code. Of course, like the Survival server, message boards report that there has not been a single winner of any of these minigames since GodCraft's launch that has not been a bot.
Haa haa haa. Trust me, you'll find that after you read that through and then look back at this game, you'll understand a lot more.
It appears that the WANDS do not have any magic properties. It was a bit of a misnomer, actually. They are more KNITTING NEEDLES than WANDS.
The HAMMER indeed could be used for combat.
You equip the BLACK BOX and enter the REPOSITORY, which is completely empty.
In my defense, sarcasm does not transfer well throughout the digital world when you cannot hear the tone of someone's voice and what emphasis they put on words.
I'm not saying that you should be removed from play. I'm saying that perhaps it would be best that you and Piono acquiesed and acted as one person, which is how this game is meant to be played, not through a fractured lens that duplicates your actions.
It would combine both of your strengths the way I see it. And I think you should know that if you were booted out of play, the OP Scale would still apply to you as much as it does to everything else, and nothing of much circumstance would be accomplished.
6,000 damage to the Chicken Jockeys.
Chicken Jockeys can pass through one-block wide spaces without any punishment.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-2,724 Cobblestone
With your friends beside you, you finish the BRIDGE. It is surprisingly stable, although that isn't much of a surprise considering the nonexistent (at least nearly) gravity mechanics that Minecraft affords.
You are now able to head to the PLATFORM at the far side of the room.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Mind The Gap
Bridge the Pit.
You move to unbar the DOOR when you hear something creep up behind you. You turn around are face to face in the seemingly incandescent eyes of...
...A HAPPY DOG.
You then head back to the BRIDGE and attempt to further help it, but it appears the mechanics of this game don't allow such a practice.
You carelessly hurt the HAPPY DOG. It is thrown to the other side of the room and whimpers.
You wait for STRIFE.
Yes, the outcome of what happens outside of my Manor will be the same no matter how long it takes you to ascend to the final floor. With that said, I find it imperative that you do so as quickly as possible. I really would prefer if this doesn't drag on.
You walk up to the HAPPY DOG menacingly and further attack it. The other players watch, saddened.
So you did.
You interact with CALEDSCRATCH's turntable. You hear a buzzing noise, and the sword vibrates. In a second, the sword's blade has been broken in half. Interesting... You do not see where the other end went.
Chickens are not attracted to CANDY CORN.
DECRYPTED MESSAGE #0002 - KILL THEM. PUSH THEM OFF. DESTROY THEM. TAKE THEIR STUFF. DESTROY EVERYTHING. CHAOS.
You ready for STRIFE, acquiring a pose akin to TT2000's current one.
You re-enter the GAUNTLET and progress to the IRON CHECKPOINT. However, you get caught on a BUZZSAW and take 4 damage. You then deal 3,000 damage to a Chicken Jockey.
5,000 damage.
You rush up to the HAPPY DOG, pushing DaVinci aside. You furiously attack it, ignoring its cries and whimpers. The onlookers are now horrified.
You rush up to the HAPPY DOG as well, pummeling it alongside Modpack. DemonicDaVinci joins in on the assault, and together you three give the previously happy DOG a good wallop. It appears to have forsaken its whimpers for growls and barks.
You strike at a Jockey, but they run off and bonk your head with a GRAVE DIGGER, a stylized IRON SHOVEL. 4 damage to you.
You Freeze all of the Chicken Jockeys in place. However, you cannot throw them due to the two-block tall wall that was placed around the CHECKPOINT earlier.
You push the three players attacking the DOG aside and stab it with CALEDSCRATCH. It lets out a final whimper, then slumps to the ground. It does not appear to be moving.
You enter the GAUNTLET.
You draw a... GREEN CARPET.
You examine your new MAGIC 8-BALL CAPABILITIES. It appears that, once a turn, you can ask yourself a question and your MAGIC 8-BALL program will answer it randomly.
The DOG presents no current threat to you in its unmoving state.
K4yne heads back to the LIVING ROOM with his PROGRESS ORB in his hand, and inserts it into the FINAL DOOR. Its counter raises to '3/4'. Now all you need is the orb from the PIT and you can progress.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man levels up due to his taking command when the bridge needed to be built.
LEVEL UP ~ THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN
Level 5: Absolute Alchemizer
Those in THE PIT, who have all assembled to the platform at its other end, look on, horrified, at the HAPPY DOG who was just beaten up by senseless animal cruelty. TT2000 rushes up to it, attempting to pet it. Its eyes are closed, and its body still.
And then.
The DOG instantly soars up into the air, its head turning around a full three-hundred and sixty degress. Its incandescent eyes are now filled with blue flame, and its jaw strecthes to unnatural heights as it lets out an eerie, unnatural, bone-chilling laugh.
ooH ooH eeH eeH aaH aaH.
Malevolent energies encircle the DOG as its shape grows, eventually forming a giant wolf whose head looks startlingly familiar... The_Serpent panics. He recognizes that awful face.
You are accosted by GMORK.
Meanwhile, in the Basement, the Chicken Jockeys swoop in and dig Aegis-A095's grave for him. They also deal 8 damage to Talist.
Scratch's Manor:
Living Room - Players:
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. METAL SLUG. Lv. 6: Enderpeace.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 6: Instrumental.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Secured.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Final Door. Counter: 2/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 6: Angelus Custos
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
strudelkitty4427. Wishes to join your party.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DOOMBRINGER, WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, STRANGE GLOVES OF RUNNING URGENTLY. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 5: Absolute Alchemizer.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The_Last_Enderspartan: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT, STRANGE SUBMACHINE GUN, STRANGE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. Lv. 6: Conspiring Creator.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND CHESTPLATE, BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 6: Hell's Heir.
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, CALEDSCRATCH. Lv. 8: Lapis Lord.
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. Fully bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Gmork: [
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 7: MeeM Master.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Caledscratch.
Assortments of Records.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP:13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, WAND SET. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 7: Nihilistic
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: LEVEL RAISER.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
Orange Safe. Opened.
West Door.
Repository - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Gauntlet - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 5: Authority.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 6: Most Valuable. Respawning...
Talist: [AG] HP: 6/20. Lv. 2: Brewer. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, AT NO EXPENSE.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Chicken Jockeys: [
Mirror Room - Players:
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Sniper Rifle / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / Milk Jug / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / OJ Jug / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 4 Candy Corn / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 3 Computers / Rifle / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Water of Life / Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / 128 Torches / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Remote Control / Large Bookshelf
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
trade +3 with Talist
14/40 x6
2/10 x38
1/10
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives /
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> x3 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - POWER SURGE - Circuit Breaker begins glowing a sinister dark orange and I leap to the front of the group, swinging my sword overhead and bring it down as I land like I was striking an imaginary enemy. The result is an explosion of violently cracking electricity that expands outward like a shockwave in front of me, knocking all the Chicken Jocks off their mounts and giving them sever electrical burns and concussions. The frozen ones shatter into shards of ice.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Dimentio...
...yes...I know.
...but we're trapped in Scratch's manor...
...f0rg3t 4b0ut m3?
!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOO!!! CAN YOU TELEPORT US OUT!?
...50rry, I'm 4fr41d 1 c4n't, 4t l345t, unt1l th15 51d3qu35t 15 0v3r...
Anything you can do?
Uh....
________
Distress signal spam: 1/10
Generic charge (please help!!): 5/40
I proceed to the bridge, if I can make it up there. I also inspect the 'level raiser'.
>UNEQUIP SILVER BOW
>EQUIP SAMURAI BLADE
>SHOOT (GMORK)
I offer up +3 for trade, anyone can take it, doesn't really matter here, does it?
I stab the dog wolf thingy.
20/40
10/20 x2
15/15 x2
3/5 x3
3/3 x4
Scratch, I'd could have sworn you weren't stupid.
Scratch, why in the world would piono place it AROUND the checkpoint.
It was halfway through so that in order to get to us they had to pass through a doorway where we could slice them open with swords.
Having explained that, I freeze the chicken jockeys with void of heat
I pick them up and throw them into the lava.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I offer another +3 for trade
I stab the wolf
22/20
12/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x3
3/3 x4
3/3 expended!
lava burst!
I use the sharpened lava axe and force the chicken jockey with the most remaining health towards the edge, I'm fast enough to do it, jockeys aren't nearly as fast as you seem to think scratch.
Anyway, I back it, but when it ducks out of the way of my swing, it runs straight into the patch of the platform that has just melted into lava, the chicken jockey goes with the chunk of the platform. When the chicken jockey attempts to escape the lava, I have it in a no-win situation: either stay on the falling chunk of platform or get a slice form the lava axe that sends it into the lava anyways.
I use my diamond sword to keep the other jockey off his back.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13.) Enter prompt.
>Take cube
You select this cube and take it. The cube and the cube next to it both disappear. Regardless, you continue to take the empty space. After a while, both cubes reappear. The one you are selecting vanishes again, but the one next to it stays. Quick!
>Select left cube
You select this cube.
>Move left 1
You move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move far down
You move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move far right
You move it here. The cube now occupies a laser space, and so the door is now 1/2 of the way to opening. The structure now looks like this.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
>...
Suddenly, Eye of the Tiger starts playing as I do a combo on the GMORK that is so amazing that it can't be shown on screen.
The Nether-Compeller: 7/20
BTW Scratch, I didn't just believe that because Dimentio wants the First Block, he was a Fourth-Wall Guardian. I realized a similarity. I ALSO have the ability to travel through dimensions, without breaking the Wall.
Is anyone excited for Nintendo's E3 conference?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[ 4 / 10 ]
Generic Attack
I re-head over to the pit because I'm still in the living room for some reason.
I then quickly slash Gmork with my Enderdragon Scythe.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)