The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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You are quite incorrect when you said you are the stereotypical villain here. I think it's more complicated then that. Perhaps you don't want to completely obliterate us. Either way, I know you aren't completely cold-hearted. I drink my tea from earlier. I feel the walls of the Repository, and look at the sign on the other side of the room.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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I flash-step behind Bec, then slice his throat with my pocket knife, flash-step away from him, and wait for my comrades to do what they feel like doing.
Skill: Flash-step
Teleports user to a nearby location. Useful for closing the distance on a ranged enemy, or triggering Stealth-Attack and Kill-Steal bonuses.
3/3 +1 sword charge stockpile
With my sword stockpile fully charged, I rush into the room and using the charged sword's power, cut off all the hair on Bec Noir.
Hopefully, the sudden lack of hair both shocks him and makes him more susceptive to the elements, giving him a cold debuff.
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 -
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea Cup
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Uhh, sorry Fseftr. Sftefter? Dangit... You can have a notch apple if you want...
I raise the New Sword in my right hand, and the Mercurian Malady in my left, charge the teleportation drive in my APAWA, thank H3r0br1n3 for the use of his Psio-Naetheric powers, and attack Bec Noir with everything at my disposal, teleporting wherever he does, blasting him with the M-M whenever he gets any distance away, stabbing and slashing with the New Sword whenever he gets close, and blasting him with Psio-Naetheric flame the whole time.
I be-e-e-e-gin ch4rg1ng a Psio-Nae7heric Bl4st, f0r to de57roy Noir. 1/3
{On the use of the term "war" by the MCPR when referring to a piece of equipment's functionality. the term war, in this context {as in, "war gear" "war sword" "war armor"} is meant to refer to an object or piece of kit designed to remain helpful, versatile, and effective at its original value or better without undue repair, resupply, or outside help for the duration of an extended war.}
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
Alright then. Our Pit over here is clearly having his fun, and since you have already sustained so much damage, i think there is only one thing left to do. I will have to put you down. As Kainstein would say: "If Mirrors give you opposites, you gotta test your own strength. And if it's you as a woman, you gotta make out."
And as honourable men, the first applies.
Thank you, Captain Obvious, you made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful.
Shaddap.
> K4yne: STRIFE! Glorious Bow duel!
I fire a warning shot to distract my opposite and apply more arrows where he wants to duck. I rush to him and then take an arrow to stab him a little with it.
As for the experiments, i apply 7 points to my Mad SCIENCE! Paradox Stat. Was about time i worked on that.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: Unagi Storm
Description: Calls in hired Unagi Mercenaries to attack. This is an ATTACK, not an entity summon.
Cost: 1300 Spoondulicks (To hire them).
Unagi Mercenaries barrel through the door and charge Bec Noir from all sides.
Also, maybe Alpha Scratch said that because Jack has access to the Red Miles. And let's face it, if he unleashes that here, we're all dead.
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I put Overkill Minirail & Carnage In A Cylinder into the group inventory.
==> Mine.
I mine out a bunch of stalagmites with my diamond pick.
==> I enter the forge, and peer through the viewport of the forge. I sort through the captchalogue cards to see what's inside. If they're blank, I stuff them into my inventory. I then grab two stacks of ingots and examine them. They are _______. I snack on some OJ and ripped up chicken strips and hit the on button on the forge. I then examine the safe while the forge warms up. I eject an unarmed Big Bang Bomb from the Tick Tock and disassemble it, retrieving the green plasma battery. I short-circuit it on the safe, hoping to cut through it. The Cooked Chicken is now Chicken Strips x4 Added 3/4 Jug of OJ to my inventory.
I start by splitting into four TT2000's, each equipped with Starry Night! We all split up, surrounding Jack Noir and covering him from four different directions! Then, we tie chains to our arrows and lengthen their tips! We all shoot at the same time, our arrows shredding much of Jack's lower body and sticking into him! Then, we all pull incredibly hard on the arrows, pulling back the chain and shredding jack Noir's entire body in four different directions! Finally, we all merge back into one TT2000 with one Starry Night.
The operandi was so incredibly powerful it used all three of my attacks for this turn!
I start by splitting into four TT2000's, each equipped with Starry Night! We all split up, surrounding Jack Noir and covering him from four different directions! Then, we tie chains to our arrows and lengthen their tips! We all shoot at the same time, our arrows shredding much of Jack's lower body and sticking into him! Then, we all pull incredibly hard on the arrows, pulling back the chain and shredding jack Noir's entire body in four different directions! Finally, we all merge back into one TT2000 with one Starry Night.
The operandi was so incredibly powerful it used all three of my attacks for this turn!
/NULL Geez, I was going to edit my post to include a finisher, but yours is just, wow! Awesome attack.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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If Bec Noir still lives, I attempt to lead him into the HALLWAY. If my health is low enough to necessitate it, I initialize the auto-medic in my APAWA. {The MCPR auto-medic for use in powered armor is an effective combat medic, healing the wearer of the armor for a good amount of health, based upon the wearer's max, however, it takes time to recharge the healing systems, meaning it can only be used once every few minutes {three turns} So use it cautiously and well, field operatives!}
I decide to start testing out this new "Psio-Naetheric" power of ours, in this case by firing a hail of blaze rods at Noir, assuming he's still alive.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I examine the east room. EX-TER-MI-NATE.
EXTERMINATE.
ERROR ERROR
EXAMINING CREATURE...
CLASS: RODENT
SUBTYPE: GERBIL
SPECIAL ABILITIES: TALKING, READING
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: 200%
HEHEHE... helYOU... YOU. ARE. A. PAST. MEMORY.
S-S-SaVe m̷̠̼̎͋ͥ̎ë̶̮͕́̃̏͊.͔̻ͦ̅̄᷅͢.͚᷊̜᷁ͦ̀͂.̴̵̯ͦ̓ͪ̃
RA-HAH-HAH.
EXAMNING CREATURE:
CLASS: PLAYER
SUBTYPE: PIONOPLAYER
SPECIAL ABILITIES: BEING A PERSON, REST UNKNOWN
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: 80.85111918392814783926874296371864579362975679435792187462873965472935ERRORERRORERROR
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: UNKNOWN
...?
Don't you harm him...
HAR-HAR-HAR.
WHAT CAN YOU DO LITTLE GERBIL?
This.
BLUE BACKUP. INITIATE EFIRTS MODE. ............
STRIFE
...
!!!!!!ROAR!!!!!!
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
Skill: Flash-step
Teleports user to a nearby location. Useful for closing the distance on a ranged enemy, or triggering Stealth-Attack and Kill-Steal bonuses.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I also swing my Forgecrusher to gather momentum.
1/5.
With my sword stockpile fully charged, I rush into the room and using the charged sword's power, cut off all the hair on Bec Noir.
Hopefully, the sudden lack of hair both shocks him and makes him more susceptive to the elements, giving him a cold debuff.
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 -
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea Cup
I raise the New Sword in my right hand, and the Mercurian Malady in my left, charge the teleportation drive in my APAWA, thank H3r0br1n3 for the use of his Psio-Naetheric powers, and attack Bec Noir with everything at my disposal, teleporting wherever he does, blasting him with the M-M whenever he gets any distance away, stabbing and slashing with the New Sword whenever he gets close, and blasting him with Psio-Naetheric flame the whole time.
I be-e-e-e-gin ch4rg1ng a Psio-Nae7heric Bl4st, f0r to de57roy Noir. 1/3
{On the use of the term "war" by the MCPR when referring to a piece of equipment's functionality.
the term war, in this context {as in, "war gear" "war sword" "war armor"} is meant to refer to an object or piece of kit designed to remain helpful, versatile, and effective at its original value or better without undue repair, resupply, or outside help for the duration of an extended war.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
Alright then. Our Pit over here is clearly having his fun, and since you have already sustained so much damage, i think there is only one thing left to do. I will have to put you down. As Kainstein would say: "If Mirrors give you opposites, you gotta test your own strength. And if it's you as a woman, you gotta make out."
And as honourable men, the first applies.
Thank you, Captain Obvious, you made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful.
Shaddap.
> K4yne: STRIFE! Glorious Bow duel!
I fire a warning shot to distract my opposite and apply more arrows where he wants to duck. I rush to him and then take an arrow to stab him a little with it.
As for the experiments, i apply 7 points to my Mad SCIENCE! Paradox Stat. Was about time i worked on that.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
>Save
>Engage in Strife with Bec Noir.
Description: Calls in hired Unagi Mercenaries to attack. This is an ATTACK, not an entity summon.
Cost: 1300 Spoondulicks (To hire them).
Unagi Mercenaries barrel through the door and charge Bec Noir from all sides.
Also, maybe Alpha Scratch said that because Jack has access to the Red Miles. And let's face it, if he unleashes that here, we're all dead.
Oh no
17/40 x5
7/10 x24
6/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Chicken Strips x4 / 4 Quarts of OJ / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x10 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I put Overkill Minirail & Carnage In A Cylinder into the group inventory.
==> Mine.
I mine out a bunch of stalagmites with my diamond pick.
==> I enter the forge, and peer through the viewport of the forge. I sort through the captchalogue cards to see what's inside. If they're blank, I stuff them into my inventory. I then grab two stacks of ingots and examine them. They are _______. I snack on some OJ and ripped up chicken strips and hit the on button on the forge. I then examine the safe while the forge warms up. I eject an unarmed Big Bang Bomb from the Tick Tock and disassemble it, retrieving the green plasma battery. I short-circuit it on the safe, hoping to cut through it. The Cooked Chicken is now Chicken Strips x4 Added 3/4 Jug of OJ to my inventory.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
The earth-spliter: 1/5
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
COMBAT OPERANDI: POWER OF THE SPLIT
I start by splitting into four TT2000's, each equipped with Starry Night! We all split up, surrounding Jack Noir and covering him from four different directions! Then, we tie chains to our arrows and lengthen their tips! We all shoot at the same time, our arrows shredding much of Jack's lower body and sticking into him! Then, we all pull incredibly hard on the arrows, pulling back the chain and shredding jack Noir's entire body in four different directions! Finally, we all merge back into one TT2000 with one Starry Night.
The operandi was so incredibly powerful it used all three of my attacks for this turn!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
/NULL Geez, I was going to edit my post to include a finisher, but yours is just, wow! Awesome attack.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> R. K.: Buff K4yne
> K4yne: Kick Nega-K4yne in the nads so hard that he flies up, then jump up faster than he flies and then give him a seismic toss.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Wow, you're right! What's going on here? has Scratch been secretly offing more players so we never get to kill him?
/null
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
If my health is low enough to necessitate it, I initialize the auto-medic in my APAWA.
{The MCPR auto-medic for use in powered armor is an effective combat medic, healing the wearer of the armor for a good amount of health, based upon the wearer's max, however, it takes time to recharge the healing systems, meaning it can only be used once every few minutes {three turns} So use it cautiously and well, field operatives!}
I decide to start testing out this new "Psio-Naetheric" power of ours, in this case by firing a hail of blaze rods at Noir, assuming he's still alive.
Psio-Naetheric Blast 2/3
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
If not, where do I start if I return?
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Outpost Defenders: Retribution!
POST III;
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I examine the east room.
EX-TER-MI-NATE.
EXTERMINATE.
ERROR
ERROR
EXAMINING CREATURE...
CLASS: RODENT
SUBTYPE: GERBIL
SPECIAL ABILITIES: TALKING, READING
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: 200%
HEHEHE...
helYOU... YOU. ARE. A. PAST. MEMORY.
S-S-SaVe m̷̠̼̎͋ͥ̎ë̶̮͕́̃̏͊.͔̻ͦ̅̄᷅͢.͚᷊̜᷁ͦ̀͂.̴̵̯ͦ̓ͪ̃
RA-HAH-HAH.
EXAMNING CREATURE:
CLASS: PLAYER
SUBTYPE: PIONOPLAYER
SPECIAL ABILITIES: BEING A PERSON, REST UNKNOWN
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: 80.85111918392814783926874296371864579362975679435792187462873965472935ERRORERRORERROR
CHANCE OF LOOSING TO STRIFE: UNKNOWN
...?
Don't you harm him...
HAR-HAR-HAR.
WHAT CAN YOU DO LITTLE GERBIL?
This.
BLUE BACKUP. INITIATE EFIRTS MODE.
............
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII