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I telekinetically attack Bec. Ha, found a loophole. Everyone in the finale will be quite surprised when randomly levitates into the air and is hit by over twelve million amps of electricity. If my earlier attempt to open the chest failed, I give it a thorough examination. If it worked, I leave the room.
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I shoot at Bec with my scoped project M. Predictably, he deflects them, but that was not the attack. The real attack is me slashing Bec when he's open, then terapolting away.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Random stockpile charge. 38/40 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I head back into the sacred ground and cut the rope into bandages. I put them into the magical group inventory.
Also, what is that green chest made of? Styrofoam?
I examine the most important object in the room that I can observe, and if it is some dangerous monster, I give it a Little ***** and then Hard Reset it.
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / The Iron Web / 006 / The Plug Puller / Palutena's XBlade / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter
GOREMASTER ATTACK 3000 11/10 MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5 Nightslice 6/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hard Reset
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> Examine all objects in the East Room. Place torches [5 Torhes] is nessisary.
==> Enter Gauntlet right when piono freezes it, also waiting to realize what I just looked at in the East Room. My shoulders slump in disappointment. H-hey, I was going to parkour that...
I attempt to weaponize the dramaticness. Maybe when I get some Wi-Fi I'll be able to raise awareness for all the deaths caused by Godmodder, next to Deudly Firearms. Seriously, Scratch, how can you have a mansion WITHOUT WI-FI!!!!!????
Weaponized Drama: 1/3
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
You attempt to use your fickle MODUS in order to retrieve your INSANITY TUBAS.
You draw...
An IRON with a multicolored cord attached to it. It becomes a GHOST IMPRINT and rests uselessly in your SYLLADEX.
Regardless, you enter the EAST DOOR. You are now in the MIRROR ROOM.
You examine the room upon entering. It is a room made solely of mirrors. They encompass the walls, so when you walk in, you see 8 different versions of yourself. The floor, however, is a dark red. There is nothing else in the room except you.
You prepare for STRIFE, but, upon doing so, your backup corrupts. Oh my. It appears that your shutdown upon entering the SACRED GROUND provided the catalyst for a split to form in your mind, or in this case, your hardware.
The newly created split ejects the INSANITY TUBAS from your SYLLADEX, defying all laws of convention.
Interesting... I will observe, or rather, indirectly control, how this scenario plays out.
This looks risky.
I don't wanna die here.
I attempt to enchant my armor with fire protection.
I mod the crafting bench to make a crafting BRIDGE, and bridge over the lava.
If that fails, I jump the platforms, only if the armor enchant was successful.
If that fails, I NO3P it and swim out of the lava, and exit the Gauntlet.
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / The Iron Web / 006 / The Plug Puller / Palutena's XBlade / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter
GOREMASTER ATTACK 3000 11/10 MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5 Nightslice 1/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hard Reset
Your modding skills are not adequate enough to create a Wooden Bridge from a Crafting Table, and you do not have enough levels to enchant your armor with Fire Protection. Besides, I'm not sure that would work anyway.
I try entering 6412263 In the safe. If it works, I take what's inside of it.
I also examine the astrolabe to see if it has any purpose.
The SAFE remains unmoved.
An ASTROLABE's function is to locate and predict the positions of celestial bodies. That is to say, the sun, the moon, planets, et cetera. It can also, given your latitude, determine your local time, and triangulate.
Its purpose here, in my MANOR, will have to be found out seperately.
I put out a +3 charge.
15/40
15/15
1/5 x2
3/3 x3 Hmm... since it seems I'm being left out of a boss battle, I decide to try something sneaky. I captchalogue piono into the group inventory after turning on exp link, any experience he gains will be shared between the two of us, as well as exp I earn. Hey, someone in the boss chamber take him out of there! In the meantime, I go into the gauntlet since I have an idea. Hey!!! Someone let me out! Its dark in here and I think I just sat on one of the water bottles!
While I appreciate your ingenuity, Pionoplayer, if I allowed Piono to function independently of you, fighting a boss, while you were on a quest which you solemnly agreed to do, then that wouldn't be fair to the other players. They would search for loopholes as well, and then this sidequest would fall apart, in essence. Besides, that's borderline entity tactics.
Spin attack: 3/3 I charge at Bec, spinning like a tornado while holding my sword out. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!
(BTW Scratch, I new the fourth wall was broken, I just want to advance my characters plot.)
I put out a +3 charge
16/40
1/20
15/15
2/5 x2
3/3 x3 I take out the void of heat, and unleash a massive blast throughout the gauntlet. Lava traps? You mean obsidian and cobblestrone blocks? Redstone dust? You mean red ice? I think I have quite effectively disabled the entire gauntlet.
Hello? Is anyone out there? You! Yes you! People fighting Jack Noir! Someone take me out of this Notch-forsaken inventory space! And not you Scratch, I don't trust you.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - BELOW ZERO
You use BELOW ZERO, which unleashes an aura that dissolves any heat from whatever surface it touches. However, you find an outside force blocking your aura from expanding. You try to fight it, but it is too strong, and pushes your aura inwards, self-destructing the attack. You are knocked backwards into a wall.
It looks like disabling the GAUNTLET is out of the question. You will have to go for it on your own.
Alright. I accept the trade. I take out the M.M., then begin wielding it. Blue piono guy (avatar, right?), I know what I am doing. I'm insane, but not an idiot. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
...
Uh...
...can we just forget about that?
After using my 5/5 believing in myself to up my confidence (and thus my attack and defence), I dramatically hit the 'Y' button. Perhaps this will do something plot relevant. Yes, I am obsessed with plot. Deal avec il.
You trade an ANVIL for a copy of THE MERCURIAN MALADY. You then equip said weapon.
I can't forget about it per se, but I'll do my best to not mention it in casual conversation, if that's enough for you.
> DIMENTOSOME: Believe you can fly. Touch the sky.
You stare at the ODD MACHINE and have a sudden ephiphany. You input Y on the console, and the machine spins around and hums with life. Its lower half that contains the viewport spins up so that you can access it. You then see a keyboard pop up from below the screen and type in ADMIN, so that you can control the machine.
You are now set with a prompt:
X: Y:
Z:
UNIVERSE A, B, C
It appears you can input co-ordinates and a designated universe to choose from. Interesting...
I uppercut Bec, sending him flying, then teleport where he's about to land, and stab my sword right through him. THE LAST THING YOU EVER SEE SHALL BE ME!!!!
You clock your fist into Bec's jaw, dealing 2,000 damage. Due to your special Battle Technique, you are able to teleport to him and stab him, dealing 2,000 more damage.
You are quite incorrect when you said you are the stereotypical villain here. I think it's more complicated then that. Perhaps you don't want to completely obliterate us. Either way, I know you aren't completely cold-hearted. I drink my tea from earlier. I feel the walls of the Repository, and look at the sign on the other side of the room.
I appreciate you saying that, and I know that I am quite incorrect. What I was saying was that I feel that some of the players believe that, in their own black-and-white worlds, I am a stereotypical villian.
Your TEA restores +3 HP to you.
You read the SIGN in the back of the room.
Hopefully these things / Will aid you in your journey / Good luck to you all
I flash-step behind Bec, then slice his throat with my pocket knife, flash-step away from him, and wait for my comrades to do what they feel like doing.
Skill: Flash-step
Teleports user to a nearby location. Useful for closing the distance on a ranged enemy, or triggering Stealth-Attack and Kill-Steal bonuses.
At Level 2, you can only Flash-Step once per turn. However, once your levels increase, your skill will as well.
3/3 +1 sword charge stockpile
With my sword stockpile fully charged, I rush into the room and using the charged sword's power, cut off all the hair on Bec Noir.
Hopefully, the sudden lack of hair both shocks him and makes him more susceptive to the elements, giving him a cold debuff.
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 -
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea Cup
9/20 health.
> LEONSTAR0: COMBAT OPERANDI - CLOSE SHAVE
You use up a single PIE FILLING. You rush into the FINALE and, using your DIAMOND SWORD's power, shave off Bec's hair. He looks, astonished, as you kick him in the chest, dealing a critted 6,000 damage. He barks menacingly, and his hair teleports back onto his body in a green flash.
It seems all you have accomplished is annoying him.
Uhh, sorry Fseftr. Sftefter? Dangit... You can have a notch apple if you want...
I raise the New Sword in my right hand, and the Mercurian Malady in my left, charge the teleportation drive in my APAWA, thank H3r0br1n3 for the use of his Psio-Naetheric powers, and attack Bec Noir with everything at my disposal, teleporting wherever he does, blasting him with the M-M whenever he gets any distance away, stabbing and slashing with the New Sword whenever he gets close, and blasting him with Psio-Naetheric flame the whole time.
I be-e-e-e-gin ch4rg1ng a Psio-Nae7heric Bl4st, f0r to de57roy Noir. 1/3
{On the use of the term "war" by the MCPR when referring to a piece of equipment's functionality. the term war, in this context {as in, "war gear" "war sword" "war armor"} is meant to refer to an object or piece of kit designed to remain helpful, versatile, and effective at its original value or better without undue repair, resupply, or outside help for the duration of an extended war.}
You raise up both of your weapons and run towards Bec Noir. You charge your teleportation drive, but Bec anticipates your move and his body becomes a void in space. While attacking, you fall right through and into...
...The Void. You take 13 damage before Bec teleports you back to Earth.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
Alright then. Our Pit over here is clearly having his fun, and since you have already sustained so much damage, i think there is only one thing left to do. I will have to put you down. As Kainstein would say: "If Mirrors give you opposites, you gotta test your own strength. And if it's you as a woman, you gotta make out."
And as honourable men, the first applies.
Thank you, Captain Obvious, you made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful.
Shaddap.
> K4yne: STRIFE! Glorious Bow duel!
I fire a warning shot to distract my opposite and apply more arrows where he wants to duck. I rush to him and then take an arrow to stab him a little with it.
As for the experiments, i apply 7 points to my Mad SCIENCE! Paradox Stat. Was about time i worked on that.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
Thank heavens you aren't an honorable woman. I'm not sure anyone would want to see this display of affection, much less wonder what quadrant it would fall under.
You resolve to attack your other half, but to do so gloriously, in a way he would appreciate.
> K4YNE: COMBAT OPERANDI - VALE ET FELICITATE
You consume 12 ELF TEARS and 3 PIE FILLING to preform the send-off.
You fire a warning shot with HELLSPAWN, hoping to distract NEGA-K4YNE, but since you would not fall for that, it appears he will not either. Therefore, the two of you duke it out in an ocean of arrows. However, you expertly dodge his shots, with him dodging yours. Eventually, you corner him and fire an arrow at his heart. [
He deflects, but is distracted, so you grab an arrow and stab him with it. He disintegrates on the floor. Nega-K4yne killed.[
I attempt to head to a section of Doc Scratch's palace that seems worn-down.
It appears that the only run-down section of my MANOR is the BASEMENT. But if you head down there, you're not coming out until you discover all its secrets.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: Unagi Storm
Description: Calls in hired Unagi Mercenaries to attack. This is an ATTACK, not an entity summon.
Cost: 1300 Spoondulicks (To hire them).
Unagi Mercenaries barrel through the door and charge Bec Noir from all sides.
Also, maybe Alpha Scratch said that because Jack has access to the Red Miles. And let's face it, if he unleashes that here, we're all dead.
THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - UNAGI STORM
You use up 1,300 Spondulicks to initiate the command, hiring an entourage of UNAGI MERCENARIES. They surround Bec, who knows that even he cannot fight them all of at once. He takes 4,500 damage before killing them all.
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> I put Overkill Minirail & Carnage In A Cylinder into the group inventory.
==> Mine.
I mine out a bunch of stalagmites with my diamond pick.
==> I enter the forge, and peer through the viewport of the forge. I sort through the captchalogue cards to see what's inside. If they're blank, I stuff them into my inventory. I then grab two stacks of ingots and examine them. They are _______. I snack on some OJ and ripped up chicken strips and hit the on button on the forge. I then examine the safe while the forge warms up. I eject an unarmed Big Bang Bomb from the Tick Tock and disassemble it, retrieving the green plasma battery. I short-circuit it on the safe, hoping to cut through it. The Cooked Chicken is now Chicken Strips x4 Added 3/4 Jug of OJ to my inventory.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Overkill Minirail +1 Carnage in a Cylinder
You obtain 64 GRANITE blocks.
INVENTORY:
+64 Granite
You enter the FORGE and see that its ODD MACHINE is booted up, with its orientation being so that you can see the viewport without effort. You have no need to activate it now, but its viewport still displays the basic commands from before, so it's not in a usable state per se.
All the CARDS are empty except for one, which contains a light blue cruxite apple. You then grab 128 Copper Ingots.
It appears you misunderstand the mechanics of your alchemy. TICK TOCK is not a weapon that you can manually store your own weapons in. It is filled with miniature versions of itself that explode with vast quantities of heat. Disassembling the giant black orb would be very time-consuming and dangerous; I do not recommend it.
You eat the COOKED CHICKEN, restoring +5 HP. You cannot rip up a COOKED CHICKEN in Minecraft, can you? You then drink the OJ, restoring your HP fully.
I start by splitting into four TT2000's, each equipped with Starry Night! We all split up, surrounding Jack Noir and covering him from four different directions! Then, we tie chains to our arrows and lengthen their tips! We all shoot at the same time, our arrows shredding much of Jack's lower body and sticking into him! Then, we all pull incredibly hard on the arrows, pulling back the chain and shredding jack Noir's entire body in four different directions! Finally, we all merge back into one TT2000 with one Starry Night.
The operandi was so incredibly powerful it used all three of my attacks for this turn!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI - LONG DIVISION
You use up 30 PIE FILLINGS, depleting your supply. You'll need to wait for a few turns for it to be replenished.
You, imbued with the power of PI, use complex mathematics to split yourself into four REPLICISIMILIES. Your four selves then fire at insane speeds at Bec Noir, who suffers 12,000 damage before you merge back into one.
If Bec Noir still lives, I attempt to lead him into the HALLWAY. If my health is low enough to necessitate it, I initialize the auto-medic in my APAWA. {The MCPR auto-medic for use in powered armor is an effective combat medic, healing the wearer of the armor for a good amount of health, based upon the wearer's max, however, it takes time to recharge the healing systems, meaning it can only be used once every few minutes {three turns} So use it cautiously and well, field operatives!}
I decide to start testing out this new "Psio-Naetheric" power of ours, in this case by firing a hail of blaze rods at Noir, assuming he's still alive.
Psio-Naetheric Blast 2/3
The FINALE is the only boss room that you can fight in! Don't be stupid.
You have not lost a sizable enough portion of your health to require such a task.
You fire some BLAZE RODS, dealing 4,000 damage to BEC NOIR.
My dear Bioshock, it is never to late to return. I remember you from the First War, and the early days of this current one. Things have changed...
...and you can help change them further. You can start my attacking BEC NOIR, who is the current boss. But I"m sure ManiacMaster told you that already.
POST III; Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 I examine the east room.
I...
I don't fully comprehend what just happened. Is this supposed to be some insanely sped-up version of the Build? Because it looks like that, plus a freak of nature.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 34/40 (+6 from Modpack, 3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 1/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Huh, I expected the pigman to be tougher than that. Also, thanks for the effort of trying to enchant my sword Modpack. What were you planning on putting on it? What? Knockback? KNOCKBACK?
Do you know how many times I've spent 50 levels (old enchanting system) on a diamond sword to get nothing but knockback II? AARRGH! The old pain!
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.
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Sorry, I just... Don't like knockback on my swords...
I take a closer look at the locked chest. I try to unlock it. I bet it's a Mimic. Therefore, I have Man's Best Friend at the ready. If I manage to open the chest, (with use of the Alohomora spell) I take whatever is inside. If I do not open the chest, I light the closest object to me on fire.
Your spell works. The chest clicks, and it is unlocked.
LARGE CHEST CONTENTS:
10 Heart Containers 3 Golden Apples 1 Holopad 1 Rolled-Up Scroll 1 Skeleton Key 1 Finale Operandi Token 5 Computers 1 Hammer 1 Wand Set 1 Cheap Sword 1 Rifle 6400 Cobblestone 256 Brick 3 Record Discs 1 Disc Reader 6 PDAs 1 Jukebox 4 Phonograph Parts
There's no way you could fit all of that into your inventory... You'll see what the other players would like to do with it as well.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> R. K.: Play demopan's March. > K4yne: If Nega-K4yne is still alive, apply more arrows to his face, round it up by casting Fire on him and then stab him with your bow. Otherwise, do a victory dance.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
THE DEMOPAN'S MARCH
Stout Shako for 2 Refined! Stout Shako for 2 Refined! Stout Shako for 2 Refined! Stout Shako for 2 Refined! Stout Shako for 2 Refined! Stout Shako for 2 Refined! (Repeat)
Three sets of portals appear in the FINALE, with Bec Noir caught in the middle. All of the chairs fly into him, and, with his already weak power, cannot block any of them.
BEC flies into the back of the room, having only 1 HP left. He is at critical health.
(and before you nope my tactic of transfering piono through the group inventory, it has been verified you can put companions into your inventory, just not players, so although piono can escape the basement that way, none of the players can, we'll just have to do the puzzles normally)
I put up a +3 trade
18/40
3/20
15/15
5/5 x2
3/3 x3 I see nimble guy glitching out. Oh great, now we have to deal with one of the robotic players shorting out. I cross the now de-trapped gauntlet, and claim whatever is at the other end. If nimble does, in fact, attempt to kill me, he discovers what it feels like to be a nail when the floor is invincible and the carpenter is using Mohs Malevolence. My friend, you are glitching. You chances of losing to me are exponentially higher than what you think, or, at least if I weren't playing in some semblance of fairness. As it is, your chances of survival would be higher if you went after Noir. Instead, find a more productive fight, like helping me find a way to get back to the others so we can kill bosses.
Hello? Is anyone going to let me out of the inventory? And for heaven's sake, someone in the final strife take piono out of the group inventory, he can help you guys out, he has some pretty impressive attacks. Ever seen a TNTsunami?
It appears his split personalities are undergoing several violent changes.
I go searching the forge for phonograph pieces (or things that look like phonograph pieces) I also grab hold of a cast iron pot in there (If there is one)
POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA. Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
Alright. Since you have completely and utterly botched the dramatic cascade of events that is having a split personality, I'm afraid I'll have to step in.
> DOC SCRATCH: COMBAT OPERANDI - MASTER'S HAND
I VETO your attempts at a half-baked Shatter when none of your splits have had any character development whatsoever and you appear to be concocting this up yourself in a mockery of TwinBuilder's own splits which resulted in his own death.
I'm sorry I had to do that, but it had to be done.
I attempt to make my finger's decent even more dramatic, playing this (dang it, I dunno how to link it to the 'this' ) music in the backround. Also, I attempt to summon a camera to record me doing it in slow motion.
I telekinetically attack Bec. Ha, found a loophole. Everyone in the finale will be quite surprised when randomly levitates into the air and is hit by over twelve million amps of electricity. If my earlier attempt to open the chest failed, I give it a thorough examination. If it worked, I leave the room.
You attempt to do so, but you find that BEC's mind is protected through several layers of defense. It would take your whole concentration and many turns to get through them all.
You leave the room, seeing as a fellow player has obtained the chest.
I shoot at Bec with my scoped project M. Predictably, he deflects them, but that was not the attack. The real attack is me slashing Bec when he's open, then terapolting away.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 38/40 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I head back into the sacred ground and cut the rope into bandages. I put them into the magical group inventory.
Also, what is that green chest made of? Styrofoam?
I examine the most important object in the room that I can observe, and if it is some dangerous monster, I give it a Little ***** and then Hard Reset it.
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / The Iron Web / 006 / The Plug Puller / Palutena's XBlade / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter
GOREMASTER ATTACK 3000 11/10 MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5 Nightslice 6/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hard Reset
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> Examine all objects in the East Room. Place torches [5 Torhes] is nessisary.
==> Enter Gauntlet right when piono freezes it, also waiting to realize what I just looked at in the East Room. My shoulders slump in disappointment. H-hey, I was going to parkour that...
You enter the MIRROR ROOM and feel quite peculiar...
You then remember what happened when someone looked at themselves on a WALL or mirrors.
You're in an entire ROOM.
Suddenly, the room expands at a very fast pace, and a mirror version of yourself appears from shadow.
You are accosted by NEGA-AEGIS, THE OFFENSIVE SHIELD.
I attempt to weaponize the dramaticness. Maybe when I get some Wi-Fi I'll be able to raise awareness for all the deaths caused by Godmodder, next to Deudly Firearms. Seriously, Scratch, how can you have a mansion WITHOUT WI-FI!!!!!????
Weaponized Drama: 1/3
I have no need for Wi-Fi with my trusty Typewriter by my side. ________________________________________________________________________________________
(Yes, I know you're still editing, but this post probably won't be e(a?)ffected by what you put there.
I then:
A. attempt to shove he machine in my inventory. Possessed by a somewhat-evil past alternate version of myself or no, I know for a fact this machine has potential.
B. attempt to form my own side away from good, evil or neutral, called FUNATIC. It's as stupid as it sounds.
C. Captchaloguehe the cap--crap.
C.5. Read the message on the safe
D. All in all, act insane and/or unpredictable.
E. Weaponized Drama: 2/3
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
20/40
5/20
15/15
5/5 x2
2/3 x4 Fine, I take piono back out of the group inventory with me.
The two of us head into the mirror room.
We have something to break. Me and pionoplayer both whip out our giga guns and unload copious amounts of bullets and rockets into the mirrors on all eight walls, completely destroying every reflective surface in the room.
All of the players in the FINALE watch Bec Noir, who has finally been defeated in at least one timeline. He stands up and spits one of his teeth out. He wipes blood from his mouth and readies his energy for one last attack.
Those who are familiar with him gasp in horror.
> BEC NOIR: COMBAT OPERANDI - RED MILES
You can't escape the miles.
No one can escape the miles.
Instantly, swirling red fractals of energy rush out from Bec's form, forcing every player into a bind. They rise in the air as Bec takes hold of all the players in his estranged grip. He then teleports them all into outer space.
There, they see the green planet they must be on, judging from the emerald city they had seen previously. They then see what they presumed to be two moons, but in fact is one moon and one planet. The gray one is very big, much bigger than the other two. Which means that you're not even on the dominating sphere in this section of space.
Funny to think about when you die.
Bec appears satisfied. He escapes in a blinding flash of green light, evading permanent defeat yet again. However, he does not do so before unlocking the door that grants access to the next floor. He feels that the players are worthy... If they survive.
The ragtag group appears resigned to their fate when one of them notices a bronzed cube floating in space. It's one of Split's Time Machines, somehow floating amongst them in this alien landscape. It floats over to their location. The players notice it is large enough to accommodate all of them, and so they all climb on.
They feel a sudden wrench, and they are hurtling across time. They appear back at the Manor, miraculously, the instant after Bec's teleportation. He is finally gone, and what's more...
...The path to the Second Floor is open. ________________________________________________________________________________________
Table. Equipped with Chess Set. Being used by ManiacMaster and H3r0br1n3. ________________________________________________________________________________________
repeating earlier post since we apparently got overlapped by the battle report
20/40
5/20
15/15
5/5 x2
2/3 x4 Fine, I take piono back out of the group inventory with me.
The two of us head into the mirror room.
We have something to break. Me and pionoplayer both whip out our giga guns and unload copious amounts of bullets and rockets into the mirrors on all eight walls, completely destroying every reflective surface in the room.
We both know what happens with mirror,
both of us avert our gaze, this is pure spray n' pray, and with the amount of ammo being unloaded, and the only other things being two relatively small players and one large mirror image who we really don't care if it dies, I find it extremely likely we smashed the mirrors in the room. Don't get cocky. Anyway, if this somehow isn't enough, we have plenty of charge to finish the carnage.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Earth-Splitter: 2/5 (come on! Boost me and I'll boost you)
HOW ANTI-CLIMACTIC THAT HE JUST DISAPPEARED LIKE THAT... OH WELL.
I go to the second floor. I look down at my self.
Huh, this ain't how I always look. Why am I a Steve skin? Oh yeah, everyone probably wanted to know who I am. I am ManiacMastR, the almighty leader of the nethermen and king of the Nether. That's right, I'm no normal player. The reason I freaked out earlier was that, well... I'm the fourth-wall keeper. Every dimension has one. As fourth-wall keeper, my duty is to protect the fourth-wall from being broken. Because the fourth-wall of our dimension has been broken, that means 2 things: 1. I have failed my job, and 2. Minecraft is going to be destroyed.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
"Let's advance and get on with it. I'm glad i got that Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal fixed before all this happened. This way, the show goes on even if everyone dies."
Seeing as I can't do anything while gathering momentum, I just keep on spinning.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
"Terrible lack of sense!"
oh shut up.
(And PS, that was a kamen rider den-O reference, look it up.)
Train slash: 1/10
I'll be making my great escape now!
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Outpost Defenders: Retribution!
I am assuming that one of my ploys to get across the platforms has worked. I get ready to fight, and I examine where I am now.
MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5
Nightslice 5/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hard Reset
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 38/40 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 2 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableI head back into the sacred ground and cut the rope into bandages. I put them into the magical group inventory.
Also, what is that green chest made of? Styrofoam?
+3 is up for trade with any AG x1
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5
Nightslice 6/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hard Reset
+3 trade available x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
25/40 x5
6/10 x26
5/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Chicken Strips x4 / 3 Quarts of OJ / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x10 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up
==> Examine all objects in the East Room. Place torches [5 Torhes] is nessisary.
==> Enter Gauntlet right when piono freezes it, also waiting to realize what I just looked at in the East Room. My shoulders slump in disappointment. H-hey, I was going to parkour that...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Weaponized Drama: 1/3
You attempt to use your fickle MODUS in order to retrieve your INSANITY TUBAS.
You draw...
An IRON with a multicolored cord attached to it. It becomes a GHOST IMPRINT and rests uselessly in your SYLLADEX.
Regardless, you enter the EAST DOOR. You are now in the MIRROR ROOM.
You examine the room upon entering. It is a room made solely of mirrors. They encompass the walls, so when you walk in, you see 8 different versions of yourself. The floor, however, is a dark red. There is nothing else in the room except you.
You prepare for STRIFE, but, upon doing so, your backup corrupts. Oh my. It appears that your shutdown upon entering the SACRED GROUND provided the catalyst for a split to form in your mind, or in this case, your hardware.
The newly created split ejects the INSANITY TUBAS from your SYLLADEX, defying all laws of convention.
Interesting... I will observe, or rather, indirectly control, how this scenario plays out.
Your modding skills are not adequate enough to create a Wooden Bridge from a Crafting Table, and you do not have enough levels to enchant your armor with Fire Protection. Besides, I'm not sure that would work anyway.
You leave the GAUNTLET and enter SACRED GROUND.
The SAFE remains unmoved.
An ASTROLABE's function is to locate and predict the positions of celestial bodies. That is to say, the sun, the moon, planets, et cetera. It can also, given your latitude, determine your local time, and triangulate.
Its purpose here, in my MANOR, will have to be found out seperately.
While I appreciate your ingenuity, Pionoplayer, if I allowed Piono to function independently of you, fighting a boss, while you were on a quest which you solemnly agreed to do, then that wouldn't be fair to the other players. They would search for loopholes as well, and then this sidequest would fall apart, in essence. Besides, that's borderline entity tactics.
6,000 damage to Bec Noir.
Carry on, then.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - BELOW ZERO
You use BELOW ZERO, which unleashes an aura that dissolves any heat from whatever surface it touches. However, you find an outside force blocking your aura from expanding. You try to fight it, but it is too strong, and pushes your aura inwards, self-destructing the attack. You are knocked backwards into a wall.
It looks like disabling the GAUNTLET is out of the question. You will have to go for it on your own.
Bec's body takes on the appearance of another section in the room where TT2000 stands guard. Your slices then deal 4 damage to him.
You use the WOODEN BANDAGE, restoring +6 HP to fseftr.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Need A Hand?
Restore an ally's HP.
You trade an ANVIL for a copy of THE MERCURIAN MALADY. You then equip said weapon.
I can't forget about it per se, but I'll do my best to not mention it in casual conversation, if that's enough for you.
> DIMENTOSOME: Believe you can fly. Touch the sky.
You stare at the ODD MACHINE and have a sudden ephiphany. You input Y on the console, and the machine spins around and hums with life. Its lower half that contains the viewport spins up so that you can access it. You then see a keyboard pop up from below the screen and type in ADMIN, so that you can control the machine.
You are now set with a prompt:
X:
Y:
Z:
UNIVERSE A, B, C
It appears you can input co-ordinates and a designated universe to choose from. Interesting...
+5 HP.
You charge your shot to 40%, dealing 8,500 damage to Nega-K4yne.
You clock your fist into Bec's jaw, dealing 2,000 damage. Due to your special Battle Technique, you are able to teleport to him and stab him, dealing 2,000 more damage.
I appreciate you saying that, and I know that I am quite incorrect. What I was saying was that I feel that some of the players believe that, in their own black-and-white worlds, I am a stereotypical villian.
Your TEA restores +3 HP to you.
You read the SIGN in the back of the room.
Hopefully these things / Will aid you in your journey / Good luck to you all
At Level 2, you can only Flash-Step once per turn. However, once your levels increase, your skill will as well.
3,500 damage to Bec.
+5 HP.
> DEMONICDAVINCI: COMBAT OPERANDI - REVOLUTION RESOLUTION
> LEONSTAR0: COMBAT OPERANDI - CLOSE SHAVE
You use up a single PIE FILLING. You rush into the FINALE and, using your DIAMOND SWORD's power, shave off Bec's hair. He looks, astonished, as you kick him in the chest, dealing a critted 6,000 damage. He barks menacingly, and his hair teleports back onto his body in a green flash.
It seems all you have accomplished is annoying him.
You raise up both of your weapons and run towards Bec Noir. You charge your teleportation drive, but Bec anticipates your move and his body becomes a void in space. While attacking, you fall right through and into...
...The Void. You take 13 damage before Bec teleports you back to Earth.
Thank heavens you aren't an honorable woman. I'm not sure anyone would want to see this display of affection, much less wonder what quadrant it would fall under.
You resolve to attack your other half, but to do so gloriously, in a way he would appreciate.
> K4YNE: COMBAT OPERANDI - VALE ET FELICITATE
You consume 12 ELF TEARS and 3 PIE FILLING to preform the send-off.
You fire a warning shot with HELLSPAWN, hoping to distract NEGA-K4YNE, but since you would not fall for that, it appears he will not either. Therefore, the two of you duke it out in an ocean of arrows. However, you expertly dodge his shots, with him dodging yours. Eventually, you corner him and fire an arrow at his heart. [
He deflects, but is distracted, so you grab an arrow and stab him with it. He disintegrates on the floor. Nega-K4yne killed.[
It appears that the only run-down section of my MANOR is the BASEMENT. But if you head down there, you're not coming out until you discover all its secrets.
Bec grabs your hand and breaks your wrist. 2 damage to you.
You enter the FINALE.
Would you like to save your game?
Y/N
Y
Saving...
Game saved.
You prepare to join the ongoing FINAL STRIFE with Bec Noir.
THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - UNAGI STORM
You use up 1,300 Spondulicks to initiate the command, hiring an entourage of UNAGI MERCENARIES. They surround Bec, who knows that even he cannot fight them all of at once. He takes 4,500 damage before killing them all.
I was being rhetorical.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Overkill Minirail
+1 Carnage in a Cylinder
You obtain 64 GRANITE blocks.
INVENTORY:
+64 Granite
You enter the FORGE and see that its ODD MACHINE is booted up, with its orientation being so that you can see the viewport without effort. You have no need to activate it now, but its viewport still displays the basic commands from before, so it's not in a usable state per se.
All the CARDS are empty except for one, which contains a light blue cruxite apple. You then grab 128 Copper Ingots.
INVENTORY:
+128 Copper Ingots
+9 Captchalogue Cards
+1 Cruxite Apple
-1 Tick Tock
It appears you misunderstand the mechanics of your alchemy. TICK TOCK is not a weapon that you can manually store your own weapons in. It is filled with miniature versions of itself that explode with vast quantities of heat. Disassembling the giant black orb would be very time-consuming and dangerous; I do not recommend it.
You eat the COOKED CHICKEN, restoring +5 HP. You cannot rip up a COOKED CHICKEN in Minecraft, can you? You then drink the OJ, restoring your HP fully.
INVENTORY:
-1 Cooked Chicken
-1 OJ Jug
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - THE EARTHSPLITTER
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI - LONG DIVISION
You use up 30 PIE FILLINGS, depleting your supply. You'll need to wait for a few turns for it to be replenished.
You, imbued with the power of PI, use complex mathematics to split yourself into four REPLICISIMILIES. Your four selves then fire at insane speeds at Bec Noir, who suffers 12,000 damage before you merge back into one.
Nega-K4yne is dead. You killed your own brother.
Now why would I preform such delirious biznasty as this?
The FINALE is the only boss room that you can fight in! Don't be stupid.
You have not lost a sizable enough portion of your health to require such a task.
You fire some BLAZE RODS, dealing 4,000 damage to BEC NOIR.
My dear Bioshock, it is never to late to return. I remember you from the First War, and the early days of this current one. Things have changed...
...and you can help change them further. You can start my attacking BEC NOIR, who is the current boss. But I"m sure ManiacMaster told you that already.
I...
I don't fully comprehend what just happened. Is this supposed to be some insanely sped-up version of the Build? Because it looks like that, plus a freak of nature.
...An anomaly.
This requires further observation.
Yes, you are. You have lost 6 HP.
Your spell works. The chest clicks, and it is unlocked.
LARGE CHEST CONTENTS:
10 Heart Containers
3 Golden Apples
1 Holopad
1 Rolled-Up Scroll
1 Skeleton Key
1 Finale Operandi Token
5 Computers
1 Hammer
1 Wand Set
1 Cheap Sword
1 Rifle
6400 Cobblestone
256 Brick
3 Record Discs
1 Disc Reader
6 PDAs
1 Jukebox
4 Phonograph Parts
There's no way you could fit all of that into your inventory... You'll see what the other players would like to do with it as well.
THE DEMOPAN'S MARCH
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
Stout Shako for 2 Refined!
(Repeat)
You preform a VICTORY DANCE and LEVEL UP.
LEVEL 3: Positive Force
You input the number in the SAFE. You hear hissing and, miracuously, the SAFE opens. Inside rests a RED KEY. "For CC" can be seen on its surface.
You craft a COPPER SWORD and equip it.
You enter the REPOSITORY and captchalogue the LARGE CHEST, and therefore, all of the items inside of it.
You enter the MIRROR ROOM, where Nimbleguy is currently experiencing nuclear meltdown.
> IRECREEPER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHAIRSTORM LV. 7: UPHOLSTERIZE
Three sets of portals appear in the FINALE, with Bec Noir caught in the middle. All of the chairs fly into him, and, with his already weak power, cannot block any of them.
BEC flies into the back of the room, having only 1 HP left. He is at critical health.
It appears his split personalities are undergoing several violent changes.
You find none of the items you seek in the FORGE.
Alright. Since you have completely and utterly botched the dramatic cascade of events that is having a split personality, I'm afraid I'll have to step in.
> DOC SCRATCH: COMBAT OPERANDI - MASTER'S HAND
I VETO your attempts at a half-baked Shatter when none of your splits have had any character development whatsoever and you appear to be concocting this up yourself in a mockery of TwinBuilder's own splits which resulted in his own death.
I'm sorry I had to do that, but it had to be done.
You are now in the FINALE.
> AMPERZ4ND: COMBAT OPERANDI - INFERNUM IN TERRA
You use up 4 HOG SLOP and 8 WEASEL SNOT.
H3r0br1n3 fires an unholy blast of PSIO-NAETHERIC ENERGY at BEC NOIR, but it bounces off of him.
You do so in the most dramatic way possible.
You are now in the FINALE.
You attempt to do so, but you find that BEC's mind is protected through several layers of defense. It would take your whole concentration and many turns to get through them all.
You leave the room, seeing as a fellow player has obtained the chest.
Your sword breaks.
Your decimals bounce off.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+5 Bandages
I haven't given it any thought. I'll get back to you on that.
You enter the MIRROR ROOM and feel quite peculiar...
You then remember what happened when someone looked at themselves on a WALL or mirrors.
You're in an entire ROOM.
Suddenly, the room expands at a very fast pace, and a mirror version of yourself appears from shadow.
You are accosted by NEGA-AEGIS, THE OFFENSIVE SHIELD.
He is gargantuan and possesses all of your items.
I have no need for Wi-Fi with my trusty Typewriter by my side.
________________________________________________________________________________________
I then:
A. attempt to shove he machine in my inventory. Possessed by a somewhat-evil past alternate version of myself or no, I know for a fact this machine has potential.
B. attempt to form my own side away from good, evil or neutral, called FUNATIC. It's as stupid as it sounds.
C. Captchaloguehe the cap--crap.
C.5. Read the message on the safe
D. All in all, act insane and/or unpredictable.
E. Weaponized Drama: 2/3
5/20
15/15
5/5 x2
2/3 x4
Fine, I take piono back out of the group inventory with me.
The two of us head into the mirror room.
We have something to break.
Me and pionoplayer both whip out our giga guns and unload copious amounts of bullets and rockets into the mirrors on all eight walls, completely destroying every reflective surface in the room.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Those who are familiar with him gasp in horror.
> BEC NOIR: COMBAT OPERANDI - RED MILES
You can't escape the miles.
No one can escape the miles.
Instantly, swirling red fractals of energy rush out from Bec's form, forcing every player into a bind. They rise in the air as Bec takes hold of all the players in his estranged grip. He then teleports them all into outer space.
There, they see the green planet they must be on, judging from the emerald city they had seen previously. They then see what they presumed to be two moons, but in fact is one moon and one planet. The gray one is very big, much bigger than the other two. Which means that you're not even on the dominating sphere in this section of space.
Funny to think about when you die.
Bec appears satisfied. He escapes in a blinding flash of green light, evading permanent defeat yet again. However, he does not do so before unlocking the door that grants access to the next floor. He feels that the players are worthy... If they survive.
The ragtag group appears resigned to their fate when one of them notices a bronzed cube floating in space. It's one of Split's Time Machines, somehow floating amongst them in this alien landscape. It floats over to their location. The players notice it is large enough to accommodate all of them, and so they all climb on.
They feel a sudden wrench, and they are hurtling across time. They appear back at the Manor, miraculously, the instant after Bec's teleportation. He is finally gone, and what's more...
...The path to the Second Floor is open.
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Scratch's Manor:
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked. Contains Red Key.
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Kitchen - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CUTTING KNIFE, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 2: Novice Constructer.
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Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator. Contains various items.
Stove.
Oven. Next to DaVinci Bot, which can heal players.
Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.
Sink.
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Hallway - Players:
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Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
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Balcony - Players:
________________________________________________________________________________________
Balcony - Objects of Interest:
Table. Equipped with Chess Set. Being used by ManiacMaster and H3r0br1n3.
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Closet - Objects of Interest:
Brooms.
Unknown Books.
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Entrance - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 2: Little-Wings.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101. Lv. 3: Positive Force.
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Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
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Finale - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice.
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FORGECRUSHER. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Minor Medic.
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 2: Novelist
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 2: Code Creator.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 2: Ender's Eye
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 2: Sharpshoot.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 2: Stone Pick.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 2: Maniac Novice.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD.
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [PG] HP: 2/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 2: Secondary.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 2: Dual Unagi.
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Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
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The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.
Sacred Ground - Players:
Talist: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR.
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Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door.
Broken Chandelier.
Rolled-Up Scroll.
Broken Phonograph.
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Forge - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 14/20.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
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Forge - Objects of Interest:
Complex Machine. Ready to use.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad. Displaying message.
West Door.
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Repository - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. Lv. 2: Play Well.
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Repository - Objects of Interest:
Large Chest. Captchalogued.
Sign.
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Gauntlet - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, HARD RESET, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
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Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
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Mirror Room - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, COPPER SWORD. Taken: 2 COOKED PORKCHOPS, 15 GUN MAGAZINES. Lv. 3: Defender.
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Mirror Room - Objects of Interest:
Nega-Aegis: [
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Group Inventory:
1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 3 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 50 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Machine Gun / 1 Sniper Rifle / 3 Shotguns / 1 Pistol / 50 Ammo Packs / 1 Milk Jug / 10 Watter Bottles / 1 Stick of Butter / 1 OJ Jug / 1 The Nature of Split Personalities / 1 First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 5 Bandages
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Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
20/40
5/20
15/15
5/5 x2
2/3 x4
Fine, I take piono back out of the group inventory with me.
The two of us head into the mirror room.
We have something to break.
Me and pionoplayer both whip out our giga guns and unload copious amounts of bullets and rockets into the mirrors on all eight walls, completely destroying every reflective surface in the room.
We both know what happens with mirror,
both of us avert our gaze, this is pure spray n' pray, and with the amount of ammo being unloaded, and the only other things being two relatively small players and one large mirror image who we really don't care if it dies, I find it extremely likely we smashed the mirrors in the room.
Don't get cocky.
Anyway, if this somehow isn't enough, we have plenty of charge to finish the carnage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I go to the second floor.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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HOW ANTI-CLIMACTIC THAT HE JUST DISAPPEARED LIKE THAT... OH WELL.
I go to the second floor. I look down at my self.
Huh, this ain't how I always look. Why am I a Steve skin? Oh yeah, everyone probably wanted to know who I am. I am ManiacMastR, the almighty leader of the nethermen and king of the Nether. That's right, I'm no normal player. The reason I freaked out earlier was that, well... I'm the fourth-wall keeper. Every dimension has one. As fourth-wall keeper, my duty is to protect the fourth-wall from being broken. Because the fourth-wall of our dimension has been broken, that means 2 things: 1. I have failed my job, and 2. Minecraft is going to be destroyed.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
>ADVANCE(Floor_2)
>EXAMINE
ERROR
SPACE-TIME ANOMALY
REDIRECTING
LOCATION: ROOM OF MIRRORS
"Oh sh-"
*VOOP*
"...Don't look at anything, don't look at anything... Hold on, that's the sound of mirrors breaking?"
*Opens eyes on reflex, accidentally looks straight into a large mirror shard*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS