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I shoot the boss with umbrella warfare

If possible, I read the Rolled-Up Scroll from earlier. If not, I stab something, that something being anything alive and not human.

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I run through the gauntlet door. You owe me one Modpack... I expend an ammo charge to slide across the floor in front of the pigman while cutting at its legs with At No Expense, hurting and tripping it.


+3 is up for trade with any AG x3

I trade Tailist's +3 trade thing. +3 to Tailist.

Thanks for helping me out there. I am pretty sure the brute is now deader than dead. I place my enchant table and enchant the "At No Expense" with Fire Aspect and Knockback.
I then mod the crafting table into a interdimensional store portal. I also buy a splash potion of rejuvenation and burning potion from Wilson. I use the splash potion of rejuvenation on myself, and I use the burning potion on the brute if it is not dead.

I then examine the next most important non dangerous thing in the Gauntlet if the brute is dead.
If the Brute is still not dead, I take the Paulenta's X-Blade and turn it into BOW FORM, shooting the Brute between the eyes with a FIRE ARROW. (An X-arrow with a torch attached.)

MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5

I examine the scroll, and play the record on the phonograph I then shout the results of said examination, and the words on the scroll, up through the hole. I then proceed into the Forge to begin Tiberium experiments.

/null Aw... i didn't get to keep my snazzy sword

wasn't there a broom in the closet?

Ah, a weird machine that undoubtedly does something mystical or something. Oh, how I'd love to have such power...maybe I should charge an Imperious Imprisonment on it...

...wait a minute...

...Uh...what?

GET OUTTA MY HEAD YOU...UH...[insult to be added later]!!!!!!!!!

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

^{51r, Pl3453 570p 5l4pp1n6 y0ur53lf.}

___________

After about 15 more minutes of this, I completely loot the room dry.

...except for the machine. Hmm.

I attempt pretty much everything to get it to work.

+3 trade with Talist

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6/10

INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Cooked Chicken x1 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x1 / Overkill Minirail - For Loan / Carnage In A Cylinder - For Loan / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x10

EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch

Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up

==> Get piono
I enter the Repository and tell piono to captchalouge me.

I put up a +3 trade.
14/40
14/15
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3/3 x3
I, now in either the hallway or the library, drink a potion of speed, which allows me to move fast enough to get all the way to the entrance, but I stop there, I need to do something. Piono follows me with the splash potion of speed affecting him, the two of us whip out our giga guns loaded with boolits, and completely obliterate every mirror in the room.

Quote from pionoplayer

I put out a +3 trade
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Meanwhile in the forge:
What in the world are you doing dimentiosome! You were doing awesome up until now, especially if you're from as early in the tvtropes session as I think you are, but why in the world are you locking everyone out? That's just flat-out stupid.
And as you may have guessed, I am no longer taking orders.
I use Void of Heat to slice through the torch-barrier Dimentiosome made, leaving 100 lit half-torches and 100 unlit half-torches and one unblocked door to the Forge.

Meanwhile in the Repository:
I attempt to open the large chest, then I investigate the sign at the back of the room, always wary of something in the ground. I have of course activated my levitation abilities, so any pressure plates, hidden panels, tripwires or suchlike will not be set off by my passage. Motion sensors will be though, I'm not invisible.

You destroy the BARRICADE. The FORGE can be entered once more.

You do not have levitation abilities.

Regardless, you read the SIGN in the back of the room.

Hopefully these things / Will aid you in your journey / Good luck to you all

You attempt to open the LARGE CHEST. Predictably, it is locked. You will need to find a key, and who knows where that could be found in the expanse of the BASEMENT.

Quote from ManiacMasteR

Sorry, robot, but it appears we're going to have to postpone our game. I have to do something...I run to the library. Interesting password, Scratch. Very original to choose pi. Lets see... {inserts 4135891 to the safe, takes whats in it, and throws it in the group inventory}

HOLD THE PHONE!!!

Did you say, that we're in Alternia? So, that... MeAns... THAT THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOEVER DID THIS... SHALL PAY!!!!

FULL MANIAC MODE ACTIVATED

(Oh, I see what it is, I thought it meant leader, sorry)

That is not Pi. Pi is, rounded, 3.14159265358979323846264338328.

You input 4135891 in the SAFE. Well... That's odd. It didn't work. Perhaps you should take a closer look at the SCROLL.

Really? You just figured out that THE FOURTH WALL was broken? It's what I used to get the Invasion Fleet to GodCraft, and that was months ago. And the person who broke the Fourth Wall was...

Our very own Bec Noir, who is the boss of this floor.

> MANIACMASTER - BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL

You, propelled by rage, enter the FINALE.

Quote from Aegis-A095

A bit late, but thank you for the complement Scratch, I'm flattered.


+3 trade with piono

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INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Cooked Chicken x1 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x1 / Overkill Minirail - For Loan / Carnage In A Cylinder - For Loan / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x10

EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch

Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up

==> Grab the scroll
I grab the rolled up scroll and slide the protecting band off the top. I show it to Talist and unroll it towards him without looking at it. I hear grumbling behind the door to the Gauntlet.

==> Investigate
I enter the Gauntlet quietly and scan for anything out of place. Traps, the gleam of wire, the creases between bricks for holes, raised or sunken tiles...I turn the corner and see the Pigman Brute and immediately retreat behind the corner, peeking out from behind...

==> Play with the pigman
10/10 - I Ubercharge myself and pop out from behind the corner abruptly, bringing Mana's Secret Weapon to my shoulder. I nail the Pigman Brute square in the chest with a Horizon round, dealing a hefty amount of damage and knockback. While he's stunned, I do a standard dash towards the Pigman just as he recovers. Realizing that I'm closing in, He swings his ball and chain at me with his right hand. I response, I duck and roll under the swing, coming up immediately after the chain passes overhead. Widening my stance, my hand darts out and snags the chain at the midpoint between the ball and chain, effectively chaining the axis of rotation. The ball proceeds to crush the users head and knock them out cold (attacks to the back of the skull are nigh-fatal as that particular spot translates force directly into the brain). I cave-in the unconscious, if not dead Pigman's head with Batter Up to be sure...the greatest offence, is the greatest defence. I go back to the basement.

You're welcome.

You grab the ROLLED-UP SCROLL and hand it to Talist.

You enter the GAUNTLET.

The room is too big to be clearly seen. There appears to be a lot of lava, precariously positioned platforms, buzzsaws, and other enemies throughout. That is all you can make out.

You engage the PIGMAN BRUTE in some STRIFE.

> AEGIS-A095 - COMBAT OPERANDI: COUNTERCHAIN

You require 6 Elf Tears for this move, but the Ubercharge does the trick, somehow. The way this game inputs move payment is slightly odd.

You first attack the BRUTE with HORIZON EVENTS. He notices and lumbers towards you, attacking you.

As the BRUTE attacks you with his BALL AND CHAIN, you roll under the swing and stop his attack cold, causing the BALL to drop onto the BRUTE'S head, effectively stunning him.

You then club him with BATTER UP. 20,000 damage.

You enter SACRED GROUND, leaving Modpack_Man on the floor.

Quote from Amperz4nd

I head through the FINAL DOOR, all sensor arrays engaged, weapons autotarget on, and my eyes peeled for anything interesting. Having arrived, and attempted to deal with anything in the room that needs dealing with, I explore it, then examine it for items.

Wait, Alternia? We're in a reality-resembling world? Hmm, I sense problems down the line...

Postp0ne the g4me? Oh, darn, I to7ally was5 a8out to w1n, and not lose immediately. Well, while I'm waiting, I'll just go and explore 7h3 FORGE w17h th15 c0nv3n13nt Hologram of mine.

You enter the FINALE. You cannot examine anything at this time; you are accosted by Bec Noir.

Alternia resembles Earth in shape only. Here is a comphrensive article about it if you feel like knowing more.

If you choose to enter THE FORGE with even one of your characters, all must follow. Are you sure you want to do this?

Quote from pionoplayer

+3 trade is put out
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After looting the contents of the large chest and checking the sign, I hear the sounds of battle coming from the first floor.I immediately rush out, take out Danger: High Voltage, and fire an enderpearl up into the library again.
If possible, after that, I rush into the Hallway.
What's going on up there?
Shoot, I throw an enderpearl through a captchacard in my inventory.
I jump as an enderpearl flies out of the captchacard and piono pops up right next to me.
Hey, there's a boss, let's go kill it.
I'm working on that.

1. You did not loot the LARGE CHEST; it's locked.

2. You do not have any ENDER PEARLS in your inventory.

3. There are no ENDER PEARLS in the GROUP INVENTORY either.

4. You made the choice to enter THE BASEMENT and therefore SACRED GROUND, so you cannot leave until you have found the secret of the area.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

/null
Doc, by accepting my "trade", piono threw down my enchanting and modded crafting tables and some food for me, from the fridge, as was a requirement of the trade.
/unnull

I pull the heart containers and Milk Jug from the group inventory, and use/eat them. Then I eat the food thrown down to me by piono.

It's FIGHTING TIME!
I wish I was up there fighting Bec, but that will have to wait. I pull out My 10 post charged attack, powered by someone currently in another dimension, and use it against that Pigman Brute. A Mysterious Gabe Newell force/person appears briefly, strikes the Brute with some sort of Steamhammer, and then disappears as quickly as he appeared. I place my enchanting table, then enchant my armor with Thorns and Protection, and strike the Brute with the X-Blizzard on one side, and the X-Inferno on the other, freezing half of him and burning the other. I then place my modded crafting table, and then mod it to make a GIGANTIC crafting table, blocking the Brute's path.

I claim one of Piono's +3s, and will pay them back. +3 to Piono.


GOREMASTER ATTACK 3000 7/10

Your ENCHANTING TABLE and IRON CRAFTING TABLE, plus the MILK JUG and STICKS OF BUTTER appear next to you in the GAUNTLET.

You drink the MILK JUG, restoring +3 HP. You then use a HEART CONTAINER, fully healing yourself. You cannot eat the STICKS OF BUTTER, as you are fully healed at this point.

You do not have enough levels to enchant your armor with both THORNS and PROTECTION.

> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN - BATTLE TECHNIQUE : FREEZING HEAT

You kill the PIGMAN BRUTE with your powerful attack. You promptly level up:

LEVEL 3: Temp Assist

Quote from Talist

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First, you lead an invasion against the population of God craft which might count as mass genocide.
Second, you kidnapped us. I'm not sure about your culture, but it is frowned on by many cultures on Earth.
And finally, the most meta one, you punished Serpent quite heavily for trying to escape. You made it clear that our goal was to escape, and then you punish a player for trying to do that.

Also, how did my rope fall off? I had the rope tied around the leg of the chest. So if the rope fell off the chest would have fallen too.

I mine out the stalag tights. If they are too high to reach, I make a nerd pole with the random blocks in my inventory.

Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)

+3 is up for trade with any AG x2

1. Ah, I can see why you would direct your ire towards me over that. I feel that you should know that this whole thing was not indirectly my idea; rather, it was orchestrated by my... colleague. He informed me of what I had to do make this Invasion happen, and, due to my dazzling charisma and good looks, plus my adequate database of knowledge, I was able to complete his tasks.

2. TwinBuilder is dead. There's nothing more for you on the Battlefield, and besides. I know you want me dead. Everyone does; I am the stereotypical bad guy in this scenario in your eyes, and I am at the top of my Manor, so all you have to do to kill me is play along.

3. The reason I punished him is because he was trying to sequence-break and on top of that, explore areas that he is not permitted to access. If this timeline goes as it will, you will escape, but all in due time.

The GREEN CHEST falls down with a thud. It appears it took it a while to make the descent; this is a fairly long hole, after all.

You mine out the stalagmites, gaining 64 GRANITE.

TALIST INVENTORY:

+64 Granite

Quote from ManiacMasteR

I teleport to the Finale. I thought I heard some girlish screams... oh, it's just you guys. Weaklings. I stare down Bec Noir. So, a worthy opponent. Lets do this.

Spin attack: 1/3

You prepare a SPIN ATTACK.

Quote from The_Serpent

I use Combat Operandi: Revive Kills Zombie on Nega-TT.
Description: Using the knowledge that Nega-TT is a reverse world version of TT, I use my Continuum Modus to transform some torches into Potions of Healing XI (11), which I throw at him.
Cost: Seven Elf Tears, Three Hog Slop.
I then throw a chair at Bec.

He's going to teleport, isn't he. And then he'll teleport the chair on top of me or something. Face it, we stand very little chance.

> THE_SERPENT - COMBAT OPERANDI: FLIPSIDE

It sounds cooler.

You use up 7 ELF TEARS and 3 HOG SLOP.

You put 10 TORCHES into your CONTINUUM MODUS. It switches them into superpowered Potions of Healing, and, due to the REVIVE KILLS ZOMBIE trope, NEGA-TT2000 takes 10,000 damage.

BEC NOIR phases out of existence for long enough for the chair to pass clean through him. It then lands on your head, predictably. You lose 1 HP.

Quote from PitTheAngel

"Excuse me sir, but we'd like to move forwards. Now."

>DASH FORWARDS
>MELEE (Nega-K4yne)
>SHOOT (Nega-K4yne)

You dash forwards, attacking NEGA-K4YNE with your SILVER BOW. The meleeing deals 3,000 damage, and the ranged deals an additional 3,000.

Quote from ManiacMasteR

Spin attack: 2/3

I bump Nega-TT's and Bec's heads together.

BEC NOIR's body takes the appearance of another area in the room. When you attempt to bump your enemies' heads together, you fall through and appear in that area. BEC then returns to a corporeal state.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

STRIFE!

I check the remaining supplies of Weasel Snot and other PS items.

After doing this, I quickly augment The_Serpent's CHAIR-ATTACK with my natrual CHAIR-POWERS!
I AM THE CHAIR GOD.
FEAR ME.

> IRECREEPER - BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UPHOLSTERY UMBRAGE

You augment The_Serpent's attack. However, since the chair is on the floor, it crackles with energy, floats up, and instantly knocks into BEC NOIR's head. It appears he has no time to counter accordingly, and takes 5,000 damage.

Quote from Dimentiosome

I discover the secrets of the machine. Hopefully. Also, uh, if I can do this, anvil up for trade with, uh, anyone. I don't really care about allegiance at this point. I'll probably turn neutral in a bit. I'd prefer some weapon in exchange.

Belief in myself: 4/5

You examine the MACHINE. It resembles this:



However, the machine is bleached white, although there is red coming off of it due to the lava around the corners of the room. The cylinder at the bottom has a viewport, and the pole connecting it with the sphere at the top has a keypad with a screen.

The screen reads, "POWER ON Y/N" The keypad has only two choices: Y and N.

You put an ANVIL up for loan.

Quote from engie_ninja

"So, what's with all the Nega-players anyway? I can't help but be slightly alarmed at the possibility of... Things... getting loose from me."

I flash-step out of the kitchen to a random occupied room.

They were created after select players stared at the WALL OF MIRRORS.

So, don't look at the WALL and you'll be fine.

You enter the FINALE.

Quote from Amperz4nd

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Out of boredom, I turn the Complex Redstone Machine on, then watch it spin up, the noisemaker even more deafeningly, thought-preventingly annoying than most of it's kind, the jukebox especially melodic, the cobble farm building some strange structure, the hologram of Notch very notch-like, the redstone-nuke looking thingy glowing in a threatening manner, all the other miscellaneous stuff doing their various strange and perplexing things, and in general making an awful noise, making everybody's gieger-counter go nuts, and steaming up the place before settling down for a good long KLUNKAKLUNKAKLUNKAKLANKAPTSHHCKLANGINGINGINGBOIOIOIOINNNNGGPHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-athon

I collect any interesting items in the room beyond the FINAL DOOR, then shoot any enemies that seem to have appeared.

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I do not really have a use for it, but I'll take that anvil, Dimentio, you can have a copy of my Mercurian Malady in exchange.

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No, you are not a First Guardian. Don't get your hopes up. He was confused over exactly what a First Guardian was, and mislabeled you as one.

Your signal is only visible for 4.13 seconds before it is mysteriously replaced with static.

You turn on the COMPLEX REDSTONE MACHINE, which starts making obnoxiously loud noises. You offer an item to trade with Dimentiosome.

Quote from Leonstar0

2/3 +1 sword charge stockpile
Seeing through the door the strife taking place, I quickly equip my armor and a torch in my left hand.
I assume the sword is in my right hand, as I am right handed.

Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 - 1 Equipped (Left Hand)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2

9/20 health.

You enter the FINALE.

You equip your IRON ARMOR and a DIAMOND SWORD. You can't have an item in one hand and a weapon in the other.

Quote from K4yne

K4yne's Hotbar

Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker

Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night

Robo K4yne's Hotbar

Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind

Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel

Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch

> R. K: Defense buff K4yne. He is going to need it.

Okay. This is going to be interesting. This pal over there is my Nega-self. Therefore, only one thing will do. Only one thing CAN do. Now is the time Herr Doktor. I engage in SCIENCE!

Let the science begin!

Experiment 1: The "Sheathe Your Sword" Trick

I lay down my sword Chaos' Sinker in an honourable fashion. Possible ways how this will turn out include the following: He disappears. It's cliched, but if you don't fight something that is your mirror self or nega self, it may just lose interest in fighting and cease to exist.

Or he will possibly take use of the situation and attack me. He is ME after all. I'll understand. I can still defend myself with Hellspawn though. Nothing too hurtful, this is still not Strife, but Science.

On another note, he could possibly be honoured enough to join our cause. It's the least likely, but a man can dream, right? Or he gives me his weapons and vanishes. Even less likely, but i can't help but admire these weapons of his. Fancy.

Experiment 2: Finding Same Interests

As his name puts it, he is my Nega-Self. We already knew that but this is a science log. Don't complain.

So, in theory he is my exaggerated self. Even more evil. If Experiment 1 failed we already know that he is not a complete mirror self and therefore, won't fall for the don't fight trick.

I list Nega-Me my interests. Science! Especially on unsuspecting victims! Ghast farming! Ghasts are beautiful creatures that reflect life in a philosophical way. We all can relate to that. They are also very loyal. Perfect for everyone who fancies himself a fine gentleman and Big Game Hunter. Copious consumption of tea! We could make some and discuss current topics. Nothing is more relaxing than a nice chat with a friend and tea. And then we do battle in our carts with shells and bananas.

Burning stuff! Nothing rounds up friendship more than setting fire to little communities!

Okay thats not mine but Hogan's. Maybe it works, maybe not. The only outcome i can think of is that he can relate to nothing at all. He just came out of a mirror anyway. It could very well be that he is here to test my strength and the strength of the others.

Experiment 3: Just Ask

I just ask what he wants. If i know why he is here, that would help me in future conversations and scientific experiments. If he just wants to fight then jump to Strife. What a shame if he would give up on the opportunity to do more science.

Experiment 4: Bonding over Physcical Violence

I ask him if he joins our cause if i allow him to slap the shish out of Pit for unceremoniously attacking him. I could restrain his movement for one.

Experiment 5: Bribery

I ask him if he wants money. Or a very rare item you can only obtain in this manor perhaps. I could get it for him. After all, if he gets what he wants, the goal of him helping us could be fulfilled this way.

Experiment 6: More Awkward Bonding Over YTP

I show him the entire palette of YouTube Poop videos i have saved in Robo-K4yne's harddrive. Everyone loves good comedy interspersed with some enjoyable vulgar humour and genius sentence mixing. Weegee Towers for one. Absolute genius.

Experiment 7: Appeal to his Ego

Since he is me, and my ego is HUGE, i try to appeal to him by offering a truce: He will be my boss for the entire duration of the mansion adventure, and in retaliation he will behave. Maybe some other weak willed players will be his minions too.

The only downside would be that the guy writes our text will have control over him, but at least he has been very good to me for a time now. For one, i didn't have to facepalm any mirrors any more. We all know what happened last time i had a facepalm competition with a mirror. the mirror is dead now.

Epilogue:
Should have any of the experiments the intended outcome of a non-violent approach, ignore the other experiments. Should he flip the fuuf out early, enter Strife. Should Pit's aggrievance be of hindrance, just pretend the experiments didn't happen.

Doctor K4yne Jaming, Expert for Ghastology and Random Mad Science.

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Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug

You proceed to engage in SCIENCE with NEGA-K4YNE. I will list the results of each experiment.

1. Your opposite lays down his melee weapon, CUE SCRATCHER. He stares at you.

2. Your opposite writes down on a notepad his interests: Beneficial science, pig farming, copious consumption of water, and taking the souls of the people he kills.

3. Your opposite takes the notepad and writes: You summoned me. That is why I am here. If you go, I go. If I go, then. You will see.

4. He writes: No.

5. No.

6. He laughs, but otherwise does not appear to be on your side.

7. Your opposite thinks on the matter... He then writes something: We are complete opposites. I cannot join you. It would be like matter touching antimatter.

It appears you will either be neutral towards each other or destined to strife.

Quote from TheLordErelye

I pick up the Rolled-Up Scroll in the basement. I then enter the Repository. If possible, I will instead also go through the Final Door, but I don't believe that is possible anymore.

You intercept the SCROLL before TALIST.

You enter the REPOSITORY.

Quote from ninjatwist321

I search around to find anything to provide any means of protection, even a Grass Suit. I don't want to suffer further damage...

In the ENTRANCE, you see a SUIT OF ARMOR. This will help.

Quote from TT2000

Well, I knew SOMETHING would happen when I looked in the mirrors...although I wasn't quite expecting that. I shoot Nega-TT2000 in the face with Starry Night!

7,500 damage. Nega-TT2000 snarls at you.

Quote from The_Serpent

We. Are. Doomed.

Scratch SAID Bec Noir was more powerful and dangerous than him. Right on http://www.mspaintad...m/?s=6&p=005531. And if we can't beat Scratch, how do we beat Jack?
/null

Now why would he say that?

Quote from Minor107

I throw a bunch of Jade dolls around Bec to distract him.


Yeah....That was kinda me that broke the 4th wall. Sorry 'bout that.
/nullpust/offtopic

I'm fairly certain he can tell the difference between a live being and a doll. BEC slices through the facsimilies and stares you down.

No, that wasn't you. In fact, that was BEC himself who did that. You merely facilitated his doing so.

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Sorry for the inactivity.

First, some corrections:
>I'm not a nurse, but a medic. I've not studied the appropriate topics to actually become a nurse. If it's fine with you, please change it to medic.
>I do remember placing my DaVinci Bot near the oven. If I did not, I do so this turn.
>The 'transmute' action I wanted to do only affects aesthetics. I also equip the armor I currently have.

With that out of the way, I quickly Blink (after taking the Three Chickens from the oven, of course) to the Finale and deploy the DaVinci Bot Mk I and set it to standby so it can automatically heal wounded players. I then float the Three Chickens into the air and raise my Forgecrusher to them so they surround it, and channel my inherent POULTRY abilities to Overcharge the Forgecrusher. I swing it to perform my GREAT CULLING CLEAVE on Nega-TT2000. You see, the Turkey was never meant to be a healing consumable. It was meant to empower my Forgecrusher.

Alright. Level 2: Minor Medic

You have a while to go before you'll get the powerful ranks.

You place your DA-VINCI BOT near the OVEN. It is not an entity. You take the remaining COOKED CHICKEN.

You arrive at the FINALE, with your FORGECRUSHER. You only have one poultry, but it should suffice.

DEMONICDAVINCI - BATTLE TECHNIQUE: POULTRY PUMMEL

You PUMMEL Nega-TT2000, killing him.

Quote from TT2000

Bec Noir is pretty powerful...but he only has 75000 HP. And we all know that's what really matters. I shoot Bec Noir in the face with Starry Night, as my allies seem to have ripped Nega-me to shreds!

7,500 damage.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

COMBAT OPERANDI: SCYTHE TORNADO
I spin around rapidly, holding my scythe outwards. I then teleport straight into Bec Noir and Nega-TT2000, and slice them all up in my swirly rampage.

[ 1 / 3 ]
Chairstorm XIII

This is more a BATTLE TECHNIQUE.

IRECREEPER - BATTLE TECHNIQUE: GALE OF THORNS

You spin around rapidly, with your swirly rampage dealing 6,000 damage to BEC.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I walk to the large and ornate door.

"if there's a huge lock, there's a huge key."


I tried opening it first by pick locking it, then I super duper triple closely examined the library.


I also take the nature of split personalities, the scratch, problem sleuth and it's anthology, and the astrolabe.

Your picklocking fails. You'll have to find the actual key to unlock it.

The only thing of interest in the LIBRARY is the SAFE.

5L1N65H07 INVENTORY:

+1 The Nature of Split Personalities
+1 The Scratch
+1 Problem Sleuth Anthology
+1 Astrolabe

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I walk over to the safe, and I enter 3141592, (the actual digits of pi) hopefully, it will work.
If it works, I take what's inside of it.

If it does not then continue searching for the giant key for the giant keyhole.

The SAFE does not open.

Quote from TT2000

I use a special strife move: HEADSHOT x NONE combo! I fill every portion of his body BUT his head with arrows!

You use up 8 HOG SLOPS to preform the command.

> TT2000 - COMBAT OPERANDI - HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO

You ready STARRY NIGHT and take aim at BEC NOIR, unleashing an armada of arrows at his avarice-accompanied abdomen. Oh, the troubles I go through for my amazing alliterative adventures of astonishment.

The power of the OPERANDI locks BEC in place. He suffers 10,000 damage.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I claim another Piono +3. +3 to Piono.

I eat a random consumable in the group inventory.
Hopefully the brute has tried to smash into the modded crafting bench, modding the brute out, shrinking it. I place the crafting bench in my inventory, along with the enchanting table.I then switch out my weapons for the Hard Reset and That'll Leave A Little *****, and give the (now) little ***** a little *****. Hopefully it is killed by now. If not, I kick it into some of the weapons in the Gauntlet. An easy task considering the size of the brute now. If it is STILL not dead from that, I use my (now fully charged) GOREMASTER ATTACK 3000 11/10 and destroy the brute in a manner too grotesque for words.

I then explore around the Gauntlet, if the brute is dead.

MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 1/5

/null
DaVinci, I'm pretty sure there's only one chicken left at this point

You cannot; you have full health.

You place both TABLES in your inventory.

You equip HARD RESET and YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****.

The BRUTE is dead, so your attack is saved for now.

There is an expanse of lava in front of you, with platforms periodically popping up from the depths. They are precariously positioned and possibly powerfully deadly. Shoot. I broke my streak.

Quote from Amperz4nd

Wait, where did this uberbadguy you guys are talking about come from? I didn't see him in the update...

Edit. HOLYCRAPFOUNDHIM.
I load the Mercurian Malady with slugs {shotgun slugs, not the squishy things}, as this thing looks armored, and I'd like to stay at a range, then fire it at him, the quad-barrel, belt-fed, 10,000RPM-full-auto weapon launching a good quarter ton of Entropium downrange within a few seconds. Suuure am glad I gave this thing infinity enchant when I made it... All th47 Entropium... I do hop3 our p4l ov3r there does n07 suffer fr0m Entropy poisoning... HEH HEH HEH.
Ju57 70 maa-a-a-a-a-ke sure... Every hard object not nailed down in the room rises into the air, then accelerates into Whatsiface at a good portion of the speed of light. Wee33e telekinesis! HAHAHAHAHA

BEC phases out of existence, and your slugs hit fseftr instead, who loses 8 HP.

You are locked in FINAL STRIFE! You cannot interact with anything else in the room.

Quote from fseftr

I shoot the boss with umbrella warfare

BEC slices your bullet in half with his GENESIS REGISWORD.

Quote from TheLordErelye

If possible, I read the Rolled-Up Scroll from earlier. If not, I stab something, that something being anything alive and not human.

PASSWORD = 6 AM, FOUR LEGS. 12 PM, TWO LEGS. 6 PM, THREE LEGS. ?

Ah. A simple riddle. You shouldn't have a hard time figuring it out.

Quote from Talist

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 24/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable

I run through the gauntlet door. You owe me one Modpack... I expend an ammo charge to slide across the floor in front of the pigman while cutting at its legs with At No Expense, hurting and tripping it.

Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)

+3 is up for trade with any AG x3

The PIGMAN BRUTE is dead.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I trade Tailist's +3 trade thing. +3 to Tailist.

Thanks for helping me out there. I am pretty sure the brute is now deader than dead. I place my enchant table and enchant the "At No Expense" with Fire Aspect and Knockback.
I then mod the crafting table into a interdimensional store portal. I also buy a splash potion of rejuvenation and burning potion from Wilson. I use the splash potion of rejuvenation on myself, and I use the burning potion on the brute if it is not dead.

I then examine the next most important non dangerous thing in the Gauntlet if the brute is dead.
If the Brute is still not dead, I take the Paulenta's X-Blade and turn it into BOW FORM, shooting the Brute between the eyes with a FIRE ARROW. (An X-arrow with a torch attached.)

MICROSOFT CLOUD ATTACK 5/5

You cannot enchant AT NO EXPENSE with two enchantments at once! You don't have enough levels.

You cannot buy anything from Wilson at this time.

Quote from rougesteelproject

I examine the scroll, and play the record on the phonograph I then shout the results of said examination, and the words on the scroll, up through the hole. I then proceed into the Forge to begin Tiberium experiments.

/null Aw... i didn't get to keep my snazzy sword

wasn't there a broom in the closet?

Yes, but you didn't examine it.

The Phonograph is broken. It cannot play the Record. Perhaps if you found its missing parts you could repair it.

You enter the FORGE. Nothing in it can be upgraded with TIBERIUM.

Quote from Dimentiosome

Ah, a weird machine that undoubtedly does something mystical or something. Oh, how I'd love to have such power...maybe I should charge an Imperious Imprisonment on it...

...wait a minute...

...Uh...what?

GET OUTTA MY HEAD YOU...UH...[insult to be added later]!!!!!!!!!

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

^{51r, Pl3453 570p 5l4pp1n6 y0ur53lf.}

___________

After about 15 more minutes of this, I completely loot the room dry.

...except for the machine. Hmm.

I attempt pretty much everything to get it to work.

You take the other 2 ANVILS and the HAMMER.

Quote from Aegis-A095

+3 trade with Talist

17/40 x5
7/10 x24
6/10

INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Cooked Chicken x1 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x1 / Overkill Minirail - For Loan / Carnage In A Cylinder - For Loan / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x10

EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch

Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up

==> Get piono
I enter the Repository and tell piono to captchalouge me.

You cannot captchalogue players.

Quote from pionoplayer

I put up a +3 trade.
14/40
14/15
5/5
3/3 x3
I, now in either the hallway or the library, drink a potion of speed, which allows me to move fast enough to get all the way to the entrance, but I stop there, I need to do something. Piono follows me with the splash potion of speed affecting him, the two of us whip out our giga guns loaded with boolits, and completely obliterate every mirror in the room.

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BEC NOIR, now alone, teleports sporadically around the room, psyching all the players out. He doesn't attack, and keeps his gaze locked on his assailants. He then quickly deals 10 damage to fesftr.
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Scratch's Manor:

First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.

Library - Players:

5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 2: Code Creator.

Library - Objects of Interest:

Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.

Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.

Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.

Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.

Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.

Safe. Uncovered from Ripped-Up Wallpaper. Locked.
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Kitchen - Players:

ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CUTTING KNIFE, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 2: Novice Constructer.
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Kitchen - Objects of Interest:

East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.

West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.

North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.

Refridgerator. Contains various items.

Stove.

Oven. Next to DaVinci Bot, which can heal players.

Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.

Sink.
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Hallway - Players:
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Hallway - Objects of Interest:

Green Door. Leads to Entrance.

Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.

Mounted Cueball Trophy.
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Balcony - Players:
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Balcony - Objects of Interest:

Table. Equipped with Chess Set. Being used by ManiacMaster and H3r0br1n3.
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Closet - Objects of Interest:

Brooms.

Unknown Books.
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Entrance - Players:

secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 2: Novelist

PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 2: Little-Wings.

K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101. Lv. 2: Double-Visioned.
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Entrance - Objects of Interest:

Nega-K4yne: [] HP: 14,000/20,000. Equipped: TWILIT, CUE SCRATCHER.

Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.

Final Door. Leads to Finale.
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Finale - Players:

engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice.

DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FORGECRUSHER. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Minor Medic.

Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY.

Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 2: Ender's Eye

TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 2: Sharpshoot.

Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 2: Stone Pick.

ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 2: Maniac Novice.

Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD.

fseftr: [PG] HP: 2/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 2: Secondary.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 2: Dual Unagi.
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Finale - Objects of Interest:

Bec Noir: [BSS] HP: 46,500/75,000. Equipped: GENESIS REGISWORD.
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The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.

Sacred Ground - Players:

Talist: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR.

Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MANA'S SECRET WEAPON. Taken: 2 COOKED PORKCHOPS, 15 GUN MAGAZINES. Lv. 3: Defender.
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Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:

North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.

West Door. Leads to Repository.

South Door. Leads to Forge.

East Door.

Broken Chandelier.

Rolled-Up Scroll.

Broken Phonograph.
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Forge - Players:

rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 14/20.

Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
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Forge - Objects of Interest:

Complex Machine. Pure white; has viewport.

Pile of Ingots.

Stray Captchalogue Cards.

Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad. Displaying message.

West Door.
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Repository - Players:

Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.

TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician

pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. Lv. 2: Play Well.
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Repository - Objects of Interest:

Large Chest. Locked.

Sign.
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Gauntlet - Players:

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, HARD RESET, YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
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Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
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Group Inventory:

1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 3 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 50 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Machine Gun / 1 Sniper Rifle / 3 Shotguns / 1 Pistol / 50 Ammo Packs / 1 Milk Jug / 10 Watter Bottles / 1 Stick of Butter / 1 OJ Jug / 1 The Nature of Split Personalities / 1 First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101
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Escape from Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [AG]

POST III;
Previous Charges:

Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6

Well then, I will have to make do with Backup until I find out that internet password. BACKUP!
Bootup halted. Yes?
Activate MANUAL GERBIL CONTROL.
INITIATING GERBIL CONTROL MODE...
USING COMBINATION FETCH MODI Pictionary Queuestack.
Can access items in FIRST and LAST CAPCHALAUGE CARD whenever needed and needs to use PICTIONARY to get the rest.
READY: _
Re-Equip INSANITY TUBAS.
INSANITY TUBAS are in middle. Gerbil is first.
Time for pictionary...
http://sketchtoy.com/61189570
I hope this is the Insanity Tubas...
I enter the UNLABELED EAST DOOR IN THE SCARCED GROUNDS IF THE INSANITY TUBAS WERE EQUIPPED.
Folowing...
Done.
Ready: _
Prepare for strife.
...
I engage READY UBER-STANCE ULTRA-POSITION.
READY FO-R
STRIFE
ERROR-
ERROR-
BOOTUP HALTED.
BOOTUP HALTED.
SYSTEM DRIVERS ERRORED.
CANNOT ACCEPT ANY NEW REQUESTS.
CAN DEFEND. BUT CANNOT DO ANYThelpmeplease.thisvirus.notgreenvirus.thisoneisevil.h-e-l-----p.HING ELSE.
Uhhhhhh...
wat.
I think... his corruption levels...
ARE OVER 9000.
CORRECT.
ERROR
ERROR
.....
SENTRY MODE ACTIVE.
WHAT IS THIS SHINY OBJECT? AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND TH-
Whoohoo! The insanity tubas flew right out of the Sylladex.
I equip the INSANITY TUBAS and run away.
CORRUPTION LEVEL: OVER 9000
CHANCE OF SPONTANEOUS UN-CORRUPTION: 0.00000000000000000042%
CHANCE OF COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS BEING DISPENSED: 101%
BACKUP IS ERRORED BEYOND REPAIR.
I AM BACKUP.
FEEL MY WRATH.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII

This looks risky.
I don't wanna die here.
I attempt to enchant my armor with fire protection.
I mod the crafting bench to make a crafting BRIDGE, and bridge over the lava.
If that fails, I jump the platforms, only if the armor enchant was successful.
If that fails, I NO3P it and swim out of the lava, and exit the Gauntlet.

I try entering 6412263 In the safe. If it works, I take what's inside of it.

I also examine the astrolabe to see if it has any purpose.

I put out a +3 charge.
15/40
15/15
1/5 x2
3/3 x3
[b]Hmm... since it seems I'm being left out of a boss battle, I decide to try something sneaky.[/b]
[b]I captchalogue piono into the group inventory after turning on exp link, any experience he gains will be shared between the two of us, as well as exp I earn. Hey, someone in the boss chamber take him out of there![/b]
[b]In the meantime, I go into the gauntlet since I have an idea./b]
Hey!!! Someone let me out! Its dark in here and I think I just sat on one of the water bottles!

Spin attack: 3/3 I charge at Bec, spinning like a tornado while holding my sword out.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!
(BTW Scratch, I new the fourth wall was broken, I just want to advance my characters plot.)

I put out a +3 charge
16/40
1/20
15/15
2/5 x2
3/3 x3
I take out the void of heat, and unleash a massive blast throughout the gauntlet. Lava traps? You mean obsidian and cobblestrone blocks? Redstone dust? You mean red ice? I think I have quite effectively disabled the entire gauntlet.
Hello? Is anyone out there? You! Yes you! People fighting Jack Noir! Someone take me out of this Notch-forsaken inventory space! And not you Scratch, I don't trust you.

[ /// ]

[ 2 / 3 ]
Chairstorm XII

I rapidly slash Bec Noir with the Enderdragon's Scythe.
I also use the WOODEN BANDAGE on Fseftr. [ +6 HP ]

Alright. I accept the trade. I take out the M.M., then begin wielding it. Blue piono guy (avatar, right?), I know what I am doing. I'm insane, but not an idiot. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

...

Uh...

...can we just forget about that?

After using my 5/5 believing in myself to up my confidence (and thus my attack and defence), I dramatically hit the 'Y' button. Perhaps this will do something plot relevant. Yes, I am obsessed with plot. Deal avec il.

Agh! I take out the charged uber and heal mysef with it.

"Come on now sir, please move out of the way."

>CHARGE
>SHOOT(Nega-K4yne)
>SHOOT(Nega-K4yne)
>SHOOT AGAIN(Nega-K4yne)

I uppercut Bec, sending him flying, then teleport where he's about to land, and stab my sword right through him.
THE LAST THING YOU EVER SEE SHALL BE ME!!!!