Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [2500 ===> 3000 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
LVL 2: Summon an Ender Guardian! [15,000 HP. No attack. Guards target entity.]
I use broken parts from the Kestrel's wreck to give some ARMOR to the Ender Colossus.
The Enderbats egg on Build, increasing his Predomination Bar!
All my units in the Battlefield will swarm the Disconator. (Don't forget to make the Zerg Hive / Hatchery make units this turn.)
The Zerg Army in the Apocalypse Zone... burrow, and pop out in the main Battlefield!
(They even brought the Hatchery somehow. Don't ask how.)
MORE GRUESOME? I CAN DO THAT. MODPACK, HELP ME OUT HERE. Got it. I stab pionoplayer (sorry, not sorry) in the middle of the face with the X-Inferno, and then shoot him with the 006 at the same time, causing MASSIVE temurature disruptions to him, giving him FREEZERBURN. It freezes AND burns him. Then I use some XBeanstalks to- GRUESOME MODE ENGAGED. AWESOME.I LET GRUESOME ME TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE ATTACK. AWESOME.I USE THE XBEANSTALKS TO RIP OUT PIONO'S HEART, STOPPING ANY TIME TRAVEL FROM WORKING BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE A HEART, BECAUSE I RIPPED IT OUT. IF HE TIME TRAVELS AWAY WHERE I CAN NOT RIP OUT HIS HEART, IT CAUSES A PARADOX AND BOTH HIM AND FUTURE PIONO TAKE PARADOX DAMAGE, BECAUSE WHY DID HE TIME TRAVEL AWAY FROM THAT IF IT NEVER HAPPENED. THEN I SLOWLY SCRATCH HIS FACE WITH THE WOLVERINE, AND STAB HIM IN THE GUT WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER AND IRON WEB, AND THEN I HARD RESET HIM ON THE HEAD. I IMPALE HIM ON THE X-STALKER, WHICH HAS BEEN IN THE SHADOWS THIS WHOLE TIME, AND STICK THAT IN THE GROUND AS A WARNING TO ALL OTHER PIONOS. THEN I COMMAND THE XBSS TO ACTUALLY USE ITSELF AS A SWORD, AND I ATTACK XBEANSTALKS TO IT SO IT CAN WIELD THE GIANT WEAPONS, AND HAVE IT ATTACK THE SOUL OF REBIRTH. I THEN BUY A SPLASH POTION OF REGENERATION, AND USE IT ON THE WITHER WOLF. I THEN PULL OUT THE OLD BLADE SHOOTER WHILE PIONO IS RECOVERING FROM THE ATTACKS, AND SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH IT. I ADD TO SPLIT'S PREDOMINACE, AND MY GRUSOMENESS DOUBLES THE PREDOMINACNE BOOST. I PULL OUT THE TWO FAILSAFES. SHHHH.... They aren't supposed to know about those... His Weapons: Vanquisher 2/5 Steamhammer 2/5 Shields up 4/5 His upgrade 6/20 X1 Army 27/30 +3 to Ninjacat9 OBVIOUSLY, FOR THE TIMELINE TO GO RIGHT, WE NEED TO HELP BUILD. BUT LET'S WREAK HAVOC, AND HELP SPLIT. MAYBE SOMETHING INTERESTING WILL COME FROM US DOOMING THE TIMELINE! ALSO, SPLIT, TRY AND BE NICE TO PEOPLE A BIT SO THEY JOIN YOU.
Modpack attempts to stab me, and gets decapitated by:
Due to a sudden twist in fate, I conjure up a sword, and decapitate Modpack. I then crush his skull, and later light his liver on fire.
Quest 14/30
Ritual 12/15
This guy (thanks Erelye, I owe you a +3 trade). When Modpack attempts to go into gruesome mode he immediately gets sliced into minuscule pieces by future piono, who knew the attack was coming, due to having already seen the fight, causing the attack to fail (future piono's action used)
Shields up 5/5 (Microsoft Shields are now added to all Pro Split entities in the Throne Room, except for Split, whose shields I change into Predomination to add to his predomination bar. FYI, all entities, save for the Statue of Him, that I have made should be PS and in the Throne Room.) His Upgrade 7/20 X1 Army 28/30 His Weapons: Vanquisher 3/5 Steamhammer 3/5 +3 to The_Serpent GORE TIME. I SHOOT PIONOPLAYER, WHO IS STILL SCARRED FROM WATCHING THE ATTACK ON PIONO, IN THE EYE WITH THE PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, USED AS A BOW. I THEN STUFF SOME INEDIBLE GOLDFOIL WHEAT IN HIS MOUTH, WHICH HE TRIES TO SWALLOW, AND THEN CHOKES ON. I SAY, "HERE, I'LL SAVE YOU. YOU'LL JUST FEEL A LITTLE *****, AS I PULL OUT THAT WEAPON AND STAB HIM WITH IT, THEN GOUGE HIS EYES OUT WITH THE X-STALKER AND STORE THEM IN THE ENDERBOX GAMMA. I THEN CUT OFF HIS HAND WITH THE X-LIGHTSABER, AND FREEZE HIS LEGS TO A POINT WHERE THEY JUST SNAP OFF WITH THE 006. GRUESOME ENOUGH FOR YA, SPLIT?
Once again, modpack fails due to someone else intercepting his ill-advised attack on my person.
Right when Modpack attempts to assult my friend, he is abruptly buried in a pile of bricks that fell from he sky. Wonder where those came from....
Trade +3 with Talist
No I'm not. I've only posted twice. Also, you can claim my +3's as long as you boost me the equivalent.
+3 for trade
3/40 x7 in storage
3/40
2/10 x20 in storage
5/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *9
6/6 Batter Up
2/6? Tank AND Cargo Plane = Stinger II
I beat Scratch over the head with a bolded 40/40.
I owe aegis a +3 three trade, which I give to him. In the meantime, modpack takes even more damage as current piono immediately begins kicking him while he's on the ground underneath the massive pile of bricks. Upon realizing that kicking modpack through the bricks probably won't deal any damage, he takes out mohs malevolence and smashes modpack into the ground with it repeatedly. (current piono's action used). Yes, when I am counter-attacking him I am dealing damage. I would like modpack to be added to the field as an entity with all the damage he's sustained from being countered continuously just to keep score of how many times he's lost.
If my truck wasn't finished yet, it is now.
3/??? for the fire axe.
I combine a bullet with a bullet. I'm making some high-level rounds for the giga gun. 1/???
5/40 x2
11/15 I use my action to further boost Build by convincing him that Everything Is Awesome!!!
I upgrade the Preston Cole with my spare forty post charge: Perk: Really Big Spaceship. All attacks aimed at spare parts/addons of the Preston Cole will have a 50% chance of being redirected to the main ship instead.
Ohhhh no you don't. I use the Microsoft Cloud Wormhole to make a wormhole right where I was before you struck, and then wormholing back to the Castle right behind you, hitting you in the past AND the future, because of Wormholes not delivering to the PRECISE time. And then while all these paradoxes and stuff happen, and so Pionos are distracted, I strike Pionoplayer with all my weapons, The Statue randomly unleashes eye lasers across the Battlefield, damaging random entiites.
I RETURN FROM VAQUISHMENT, AND STRIKE PIONO, WITH FULL CHARGE. I THEN POUND ON HIM WITH MY STEAMHAMMER, ALSO AT FULL CHARGE. I THEM SHOOT HIM WITH THE DOOMBRINGER, FULL CHARGE. HOPEFULLY THE SIGHT OF THE CARNAGE AND PUMMELING SNAPS SPLIT TO HIS SENSES, AND MAKES THE SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER SEEK THE CARNAGE OF BUILD. I THEN COMMAND THE XBOX360 ARMY TO ATTACK A RANDOM PB ENTITY THAT IS NOT BUILD. I ADD TO SPLIT'S PREDOMINATION BAR, WITH CARNAGE BOOSTING IT.
I CHARGE EVERY WEAPON, 1/5, 1/5.
​SHIELDS UP 3/5 HIS UPGRADE 5/20 X1 ARMY 26/30
+3 TO Ninjacat9 EVERYONE, I WILL DEMOLISH YOU IF YOU DO NOT ADD TO SPLITS PREDOMINATION METER. I CAN EXPLODE A LOT OF THINGS AT ONCE.
Blocked by Pionoplayer!
Just a heads-up: By "vanquishment", don't you mean "vanishment"?
Your entities will do as you say. Yeah... You all had better add to my Predomination Bar. Just saying.
modpack's attempt to counter my block fails, as broken uraniums umbrage is specifically split in the time stream, allowing both me and future me to block every last one of the attacks he sends at me. In fact, just one of us can, while future me shoots modpack full of bullets a la Diamonds Droog current me intercepts modpack's attack on pionoplayer with the Void of Heat, freezing him too solid to finish the attack. I step in for a quick second, and intercept HIM by propelling him into the tvtropes session momentarily where he make idle threats, then disappears after being tackled by a troper and lands back here, only to find that his action is already over.
I put out three +1 trades
4/??? for the brand new truck
I combine a battle axe with a fire bomb 2/???
1/40 x4
7/15 I boost Build's predomination with a psychic charge of powerful force. If only I were at full strength.
Hello! Oh no....
Not him again... I'm back!!! What are you doing with my forty post charges!??! I already had them, I'm just showing that now.
DUDE THE MEC WAS USED EARLIER!!! This isn't the MEC This is its big brother. Oh great, you know what, just to conserve space, I'll do the rant for him. But No, your text is way too big. Anyway, he's just pulled out the energy obliterator, the big brother of the Massive Energy Cannon. It is much better designed, in that it doesn't overheat after the first shot, so he can use it multiple times. Three in fact, because that's how many forty post charges he pulled from me. (twin, what is the base damage for a forty post charge attack? I'd like to know, because if its the base damage of a player's attack times forty, then it comes out as 120000.) I take the aim, pour/drink the potion of super heroics (x2.5 damage modifier for one attack) for the energy obliterator, then use the first round on HIM. (Okay twin, I'm pretty confident in this attack. If the attack were just the base 120000 of forty one-shot charges rammed together instead of whatever curved line graph equation you have for the power (which would increase it even more) and applied that x2.5 damage modifier... the OP king just dealt 300000 damage to HIM. HIM only has 200000 hit points. Unless there is some bizzarre armor power going in here, HIM is now at -100000 hit points) The energy obliterator has two rounds left (two forty post charges)
HIS action this turn will fail! +4 Predomination!
The base damage for a 40-post charge attack is not 120,000, it's 40,000. Therefore, the x2.5 damage modifier makes the attack deal 100,000 damage rather than 300,000. No, I did not change this just for your attack; this has been going on since the begOHHELL
Split! You can't slash at me while I'm monologuing! That's not fair!
Regardless, Red Text Guy fires the Energy Obliterator, halving HIS health!
You got the SLOTTED SEMI! A version of the Storage Semi with gun slots on its sides.
Battle Axe AND Fire Bomb = Sharpened Volcano Fragment (Level 1: 1/2)
Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm = ???
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal = ???
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade = ???
Rail Cannon > Fine = ???
"I'll need all the weapons i need if i want to get through thi-"
"Oh hey Pit! What are you doing over there?"
"Sarah, could you please go somewhere else? I'm experimenting here."
"But didn't that lead to you lo-"
"DON'T TELL THEM THAT!"
Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm = Viridi Gloves (Level 1: 1/2)
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal = Double-Edged Staff (Level 2: 1/3)
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade = Bayonet Pistol (Level 1: 1/2)
Rail Cannon > Fine = Handheld Death Railgun
You got the HANDHELD DEATH RAILGUN! Its form is alike to the Railgun from Voltz, and it looks incredibly streamlined and imposing. It looks like it could fire pure antimatter if it wanted to... It is also easily carriable.
I ask Doc Scratch how exactly Twin will die. Scratch can't lie, sooooo.....
You want to know the exact details of TwinBuilder's death? Well, since I can't lie, I will tell you this: I can't tell you. Spoilers aren't any fun; don't you know?
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 5/10 Tippi: 8/20. Count Bleck: 8/20. Even More Research for the Second Time: 4/5 Upgrade: 7/40. I raise Build's predomination bar and throw pies at Split. Also, remember to add Mr.Penguin to the battlefield with infinite health. I direct my failed attacks from my last post onto HIM. Also Rumble This "SPLIT" is making a wall shaped wall blocking me. My katana does not work. I will go after my previous targets. UPPERCUT! DOWNERCUT! BOWL OF PUNCH! Also, when I attack I will say something here, in quotes. Please copy that to the end-of-turn battle next to my attack. For example: I USE FIST PUNCH RAIN ON THE GODMODDER! "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!" Also, Bill, do you know who is Sir Quentin Trembly III? NOT THAT BUFFOON! Yes that buffoon. Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 1/40. WARNING: CORRUPTION AT 15% Wait wat. ALTERNATE CORE DETECTED. INITIATE CORE TRANSFER? YES. GO AWAY WHEATLY YOU LITTLE Gorilla! I throw Wheatly at a random PG. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 5/10. ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
+2 Predomination! Sadly, it appears the pies have done nothing except get Split upset.
15,000 damage to HIM!
I'm not exactly sure who McSkirmish's previous targets were...
Wheately flies straight into the Godmodder's face! He wonders what to do with the core, then gets an idea... Oh. It looks like the Godmodder's spotted the wreckage of GLaDOS from earlier in the war. He's attaching Wheately onto it and... Oh boy.
The wreckage of GLaDOS, complete with Wheately as the mainframe, rises in the Throne Room! WheatDOS appears! Dammit. We've already got enough going on here.
1/3
I begin juggling bears. These bears are juggling other bears. Those bears are juggling other bears. This pattern continues until there are bears that juggle me. The sheer amazingness of this raises Twin's Predomination bar.
*sigh* You completely ignored half of what I was saying. Scratch, if all else failed, I could just alchemize another copy of the Doctor's Doom. Once again, I'm not using the ghosts in my attack. Since twinbuilder (as the one updating, not as Build and Split) seems to be intent on blocking my actions based on things I have explicitly stated don't apply, I'll be taking my forty post charge back. And twin, the split personality is just a regular split personality, not a Split. It can't take over his body completely except in moments of extreme mental weakness. It still can really ruin his day though. And future piono does have the Doctor's Doom, because I just copied the future version of the Doctor's Doom from itself. I put both of them into hammer space, deep beyond the reaches of even Doc Scratch, because the Green Sun's power only stretches so far. The copy will eventually become the one used to make the copy, and the one that was just used to make the copy will eventually be drawn out of hammer space to help wail on Doc Scratch. But not yet.
I +3 trade 5/??? for the new truck. You know what, let's just simplify it and say I combined the storage semi with a sentry turret.
I combine a battle axe with a fire bomb 2/???
3/40 x2
9/15 Since Modpack hasn't and probably won't do anything big now that big brown purple text just got one-hit KO'd...
I can't believe he actually did something useful... Better believe it.
Me, piono, and future piono all focus our psychic energies into a 3x predomination bar raise for Build. Can I use the Energy Obliterator again yet? No. The only two entities on the field big enough to warrant it right now are Lord English and Doc Scratch and you wouldn't hit either of them.
Well, you know what I mean by "ghosts". People of doomed timelines; it's semantics at this point.
You honestly think I can't reach into Hammerspace? Even if my powers aren't as strong there due to the spatial warping and instability of the dimension, it's still accessible. Barely anything isn't. However, I will let you keep the Doctor's Doom, because it makes me think of your tenacity.
Your undying, never-ending, tenacity. Some might call it stubbornness.
You got the SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT! A special axe forged from lava that will ignite enemies who are struck by it.
MORE GRUESOME? I CAN DO THAT. MODPACK, HELP ME OUT HERE.
Got it. I stab pionoplayer (sorry, not sorry) in the middle of the face with the X-Inferno, and then shoot him with the 006 at the same time, causing MASSIVE temurature disruptions to him, giving him FREEZERBURN. It freezes AND burns him. Then I use some XBeanstalks to- GRUESOME MODE ENGAGED.
AWESOME.I LET GRUESOME ME TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE ATTACK. AWESOME. I USE THE XBEANSTALKS TO RIP OUT PIONO'S HEART, STOPPING ANY TIME TRAVEL FROM WORKING BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE A HEART, BECAUSE I RIPPED IT OUT. IF HE TIME TRAVELS AWAY WHERE I CAN NOT RIP OUT HIS HEART, IT CAUSES A PARADOX AND BOTH HIM AND FUTURE PIONO TAKE PARADOX DAMAGE, BECAUSE WHY DID HE TIME TRAVEL AWAY FROM THAT IF IT NEVER HAPPENED. THEN I SLOWLY SCRATCH HIS FACE WITH THE WOLVERINE, AND STAB HIM IN THE GUT WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER AND IRON WEB, AND THEN I HARD RESET HIM ON THE HEAD. I IMPALE HIM ON THE X-STALKER, WHICH HAS BEEN IN THE SHADOWS THIS WHOLE TIME, AND STICK THAT IN THE GROUND AS A WARNING TO ALL OTHER PIONOS. THEN I COMMAND THE XBSS TO ACTUALLY USE ITSELF AS A SWORD, AND I ATTACK XBEANSTALKS TO IT SO IT CAN WIELD THE GIANT WEAPONS, AND HAVE IT ATTACK THE SOUL OF REBIRTH. I THEN BUY A SPLASH POTION OF REGENERATION, AND USE IT ON THE WITHER WOLF. I THEN PULL OUT THE OLD BLADE SHOOTER WHILE PIONO IS RECOVERING FROM THE ATTACKS, AND SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH IT. I ADD TO SPLIT'S PREDOMINACE, AND MY GRUSOMENESS DOUBLES THE PREDOMINACNE BOOST. I PULL OUT THE TWO FAILSAFES.
SHHHH.... They aren't supposed to know about those...
His Weapons: Vanquisher 2/5 Steamhammer 2/5
Shields up 4/5
His upgrade 6/20
X1 Army 27/30
+3 to Ninjacat9
OBVIOUSLY, FOR THE TIMELINE TO GO RIGHT, WE NEED TO HELP BUILD. BUT LET'S WREAK HAVOC, AND HELP SPLIT. MAYBE SOMETHING INTERESTING WILL COME FROM US DOOMING THE TIMELINE! ALSO, SPLIT, TRY AND BE NICE TO PEOPLE A BIT SO THEY JOIN YOU.
X-Inferno and 006 deal 8,000 damage to Pionoplayer!
You then use Gruesome Mode and deal a further 11,000 damage! ...Wow.
+6 Split Predomination.
Well, I wouldn't say that for the timeline to go right, Build will have to be helped. To be fair, this whole situation is sort of a wild card. But you all will learn about that soon enough. In fact, you'll get to see it in action.
I send Twin a care package, with a bandaid or two and some cookies. Hopefully, that can heal anything Split does a little bit. I dunno... 2000 health. It also makes you tiny-bitty crit. Not even mini. Because... *gulp*... the Repetitive Ghost.
> forward, clockwise turn, forward
+2,000 HP to Build. Wow, I bet that'll accomplish something in the grand scheme of things.
Plot twist: It won't.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward
You move forward along the intersection, continuing straight. To your immediate right is the bottomless pit. Up ahead is a solid wall.
>Clockwise Turn
You turn right. The bottomless pit is up ahead.
>Forward
You walk ahead. The bottomless pit is right in front of you.
Sigh... About this whole tamer class thing... I realize that I've spent 40 posts and a good amount of effort after that to accomplish absolutely nothing. If I list all the times I've tried to use tamer perks, you'll see a recurring theme of pointlessness. I've done 2 mends on Justicar (RIP), neither of which went through, a flurry to attack two entities that promptly disintegrated into an alternate time line, a hunting party for a battle that ended that turn, and another flurry that was simply unaccounted for. So, fine. I'll stop with it. I'd like to ask for a refund on my 40 posts though.
Next entity (Faether most likely) 31/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked
GalacticCraft Rocket 3/3
As entities seem unimportant in this fight, I use the rocket to send the wither wolf up to contend in the star destroyer.
Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 3/??
I looked on the forge page and I think that's what it was called Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 4/?? Or -> fine
I attempt it improve Build's moral by telling him that he can do it and that being able to gather support is not weakness.
I throw a lamp at Mr. Big Bad Brown text guy and tell him to stop picking on Piono.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x3 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating splash rejuvenation potion
No one seems to remember this, but wealth = charges. Thus, following the new stricter charge rules, you cannot both help another player and buy something from Wilson. So sorry Modpack, but no sale. (And I'm not doing this because you're using it to attack one of my entities; I've had to refuse a sale to Aegis.) If I don't enforce this I'm afraid Wilson will suffer a "unfortunate accident".
+3 for trade with any AG
Ah crap. I'm sorry I haven't accounted for your whole Tamer class thing. It's just that classes really aren't supposed to be part of DTG at all, so I didn't pay much attention. You can keep going with it and I'll make sure to keep track of it this time, though.
Your entities will do as you say.
I don't think that HE cares much about what you have to say...
TALIST: You can do it, Build!
TALIST: Being able to gather support isn't weakness!
TALIST: Fight on! BUILD: Hey, thanks! BUILD: OHCRAPAGIANTSPACEKRAKEN
I go over to retrieve my sword (if the thing i hit was non-organic, like a puppet or robot or something), shooting anything that gets in the way with my T-Tack shooter.
If the thing is actually organic, i let him/her/it keep it, and let it mutate them
(Think super-soldier kinda boost... strength,Speed,Stamina,Agility,with a slight penalty to mental strength. [Maybe kinda rage-y] If the mutant gets shot with Tiberium Tacks, Holds the Pure Tiberium Sword, or otherwise stands in or touches tiberium, it/they will heal a medium-sized bit per round or the duration of contact.)
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You walk over and retrieve your sword, I guess. And I'm pretty sure everyone's smart enough to stay out of your way if you said that if they didn't, you'd shoot them.
I upgrade the AutoFactoMiner, 1/1 It now has 20,000, rather than 15,000 health, any new Weak Generic Robots now have a whopping 2 health, and now do two damage each rather than one damage each. They may be weak as coffee made from roasted kidney beans, but there sure are a LOT of them...
I begin boosting Build by giving him a direct power feed to the unused 33% of my Manufactory's reactor output.
I begin a new sword, it doesn't have a name yet, and I intend to alchemize it immediately, so 1/4
I summon a horde of Mk.20 Less Weak Generic Killer Robots[tm}, then orbital drop them on PG things, in the hope that their landing technique {lithobraking} will hurt what they land on.
Auto-Miner upgraded.
+2 Build Predomination.
Killer Generic Robots appear on the Battlefield. All PGs, due to common sense, move out of the way.
Due to a sudden twist in fate, I conjure up a sword, and decapitate Modpack. I then crush his skull, and later light his liver on fire.
Quest 14/30
Ritual 12/15
That's we're on standby. It's all fun and game until someone loses an eye. And seeing that both Build and Split have taken damage, I deploy myself (AGAIN) in Auto-Doc form to heal Build.
[P]: DemonicDaVinci
In Auto-Doc mode.
50,000 HP.
I command all my entities to get rid of the Gyarados, considering it's being counterproductive. Also, I urge the AG forces in the Super Secret Hospital to leave so I can prepare to convert the zone into a black market First Aid zone.
Three Spirits: 25/30 x3
Alright, what the [REDACTED]? First off, you want this to be a healing center, then you switch to Pro-Godmodder under the pretense of wanting to give them paradise, and all the AGs had this awesome counterattack planned that would have ended with so much blood, and now you're just switching it back? How long do you want this place to last?
Your entities will do as you say.
You also appear in my Castle. Heh. From up here, you look like an ant. +2,000 HP to Build.
2/3
I buy a splash potion of Rejuvination and throw it at Build.
I hire a series of magicians to perform for Build. I point out how every single trick they do is just a trick. Watching them then moralizes Build as he watchs the magicians fail at bluffing and tricking him.
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
Wow, looks like Build is going to get completely stomped unless his predomination bar rises! Hmmm...
Ever the businessman, I take advantage of the situation by inventing a device that raises the predomination bar for Build by 10%...but ONLY if he gives me ALL OF HIS MONEY. Yes, money is DEFINITELY the thing to be focusing on right now!
And no, Split can't buy it.
But I have $999,314,413,612,102,532,111,111,010,901,127! I can't just part with all of it like that! And what would you do with it all? Come to think about it, you haven't exactly been the most trustworthy sort... Remember that whole Player Containment thing?
+3 for trade. Actualy Twin, the rotation of the Minecraft world that generates the wind that pushes rain around would carry the bricks farther west because it rotates east would cause the bricks to land somewhere else.
39/40 x5 in storage
39/40
8/10 x19 in storage
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *8 - On Build and the Star Destroyer. The next ship that attempts to board will accidentally crash into it.
Metal Storm 5/6 Viridian Crimson Vortex 5/6
Baseball Bat AND Kinetic Multiplier 4/5?
IIIII Azura's Black Star
I shoot out the Invictus' engines with several lightning bolts, delaying its arrival to the Star Destroyer by a turn.
10/10 - I give Build some lasagna to boost his Predomination.
10/10x2 - I summon the UNSC 31st Engineering Division to the Star Destroyer. They have a cow over the existence of cuncusive lasers, but conclude that it's actually a harmonicly oscillating plasma laser upon futher thought. They move to take it over anyway under my command at 15% a turn. 10/10x2 - Covering them is the 102nd Mechanized Infantry piloting the HRUNTING/YGGDRASIL Mark IX Armor Defense System. They assist the Engineers at 5% a turn and eliminate others that impede their progress.
It also looks like DDV doesn't want my Gyarados. I take it back and add it to Project Nexus, then dump it into the main battlefield. Hovac, Gyarados...cause much hovac...with a Potion of Superheroics...
For the first paragraph: What?
Hey, thanks! I'm invisible! So is the Star Destroyer...
The Invictus is already at the Star Destroyer!
+8 Predomination!
The UNSC 31st Engineering Division appears, arriving at the Star Destroyer! However, because you said that the next ship that attempts to board crashes into it, the ship falls to Earth, suffering critical damage! It will have to be repaired until it can successfully board the ship.
Shadow Crossbow AND Petrify Attack = ??? (1/3)
Cancer Claws AND Gemini Orbitars = ??? (1/2)
Great Reaper Palm AND Fortune Bow AND Poison Attack = ??? (1/3)
King's Musket
Crackle Gauntlets
Horizon Projectors
No Friction
Shadow Crossbow
Warrior's Blade
Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade
Rail Cannon > Fine
You got the VIRIDI GLOVES! A set of two magenta-tinted metal gloves with the aura of nature surrounding them. They can be used to fire magical projectiles or to get up-close and personal with the Wolverine-esque claws.
You got the BAYONET PISTOL! The Pistol is a type of weapon that takes form in a corporeal miniature firearm hovering over the user's hand, allowing him to fire ammo and palm energy. This weapon has the addition of a long blade running at the bottom of it.
Seriously. Stop doing freaking alchemies all the time.
Shadow Crossbow AND Petrify Attack = Medusa's Crossbow (Level 2: 1/3)
Cancer Claws AND Gemini Orbitars = Bifurcated Turrets (Level 2: 1/3)
Great Reaper Palm AND Fortune Bow AND Poison Attack = Gambling Ring (Level 2: 1/3)
I have the noob army move to assist Build by attacking Split! They make a great distraction while I raise the predomination bar, although they do end up in shambles.
I also start charging a thing. 1/10.
Entities can't attack me! Although... Tch. Looks like that distraction worked. +2 Predomination to Build.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
13/40 | Kamek's Wand
Hollowed Be Thy Skull AND Fire Devil Fruit = Bombs For Blasting At You (Level 5: 4/6)
The Wombat's War Machine AND Sith Lightsaber = The Maroon Marvel (Level 4: 4/5)
> R. K.: Repair the Disconator. > R. K.: More bombing Arachna.
> K4yne: Buff fseftr. +3 to fseftr.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I offer an upgrade to build that allows him to raise that predomination bar by another 5% or so, but in exchange this time he has to promise me a cool first-guardian bestowed power thingy if he wins the battle.
2/10
Alright, voiding all of Split's manipulation, I think you've had enough First Guardian powers that you might have retained some. Remember all of DTG1?
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
14/40 | Kamek's Wand
Hollowed Be Thy Skull AND Fire Devil Fruit = Bombs For Blasting At You (Level 5: 5/6)
The Wombat's War Machine AND Sith Lightsaber = The Maroon Marvel (Level 4: 5/5)
> R. K.: Repair the Disconator more. > R. K.: Firin' some laser beams at the Ender Colossus. If he's dead target something else AG.
> K4yne: Defense buff yourself. Cast Cura on Dancing Spies Death. +3 to fseftr.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
+3,000 Disconator HP!
3,500 damage to the Ender Colossus!
All attacks to you this turn will be halved.
You cast Cura on Death!
You got THE MAROON MARVEL! The Wombat's War Machine in lightsaber form, with the blade being dark red instead of the typical Sith red. Come to think of it, that Sith red color looks awfully familiar...
No I'm not. I've only posted twice. Also, you can claim my +3's as long as you boost me the equivalent.
+3 for trade
3/40 x7 in storage
3/40
2/10 x20 in storage
5/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *9
6/6 Metal Storm
6/6 Crimson Vortex
5/6 Batter Up
1/6? Tank AND Cargo Plane = Stinger II
Raise your hand if you know what I'm trying to make. Hint: the only plane to have mounted a howitzer and survive firing it.
I shoot up [PG]s on board the Star Destroyer with my shiny new Crimson Vortex with the hopper filled with assorted cars, unfired munitions, lit TNT, bowling balls and other misc. things.
I sabotage the Invictus' ammunition. The next time it tries to attack, all her guns go boom.
You got THE METAL STORM! The ultimate in quadruple-barreled weaponry. With electric power and sleek programming built into its frame, this gun will bring down the thunder. Literally and figuratively.
You got THE CRIMSON VORTEX! Object goes in, weaponized, highly deadly object comes out.
Tank AND Cargo Plane = Stinger II (1/4)
You can't find the Star Destroyer, as it's Invisible!
The Godmodder fixes the Invictus in time for the EotB.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
15/40 | Kamek's Wand
Hollowed Be Thy Skull AND Fire Devil Fruit = Bombs For Blasting At You (Level 5: 6/6)
> R. K.: Disconator HP Regeneration through replacing broken parts. Or overheal. Whatever. > R. K.: Ride random AG unit like a mechanical bull into a random AG unit.
> K4yne: +3 to fseftr.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You got BOMBS FOR BLASTING AT YOU! The thornbombs this weapon can fire now inflict burn damage! Truly a powerful weapon capable for all kinds of war...
{I should probably mention, by "take a break" I meant just do stuff, rather than try to charge a bunch of crap, and only when I feel like it.}
I continue with my new sword "lets see, Adminium, diamonds, military nanitic microfactory, miniaturized antimatter reactor with RM overcharge capacity, a beard hair from Gordon Freeman... wait, what?"2/4
"What are you talking about? Me, bipolar? I may be slightly insane, but there's only the one of me, at least in this world, What about me? Well, there is him, but that's just my P.L.A.Y.E.R. Mk.4.2 avatar talking, I decided to let him keep his personality and voice when I took over, 4nd m3? I spe4k f0r you to0... Oh, that's just H3r0br1n3, I installed a copy of him in my armor, he's useful. And the red voice is just me ticked off or giving an alarm."
"I build a dozen or so Mk.3.1.4c Tactical Fire support Walkers, complete with tracking AM microwarheads, and dual shoulder mounted, 40,000rpm, rotary-fire, 40mm railguns, then send them down to the planet in six standard issue artillery-equipped dropships."
"I continue to boost Build, and I also fire an experimental Dampening Field Device at Split, in the hope it'll weaken him."
Oh. Gotcha.
Tactical Fire-Support Walkers are dropped in the Battlefield on 6 Dropships!
+2 Predomination! Split easily dodges the Device through traveling forwards in time...
Shields up 5/5 (Microsoft Shields are now added to all Pro Split entities in the Throne Room, except for Split, whose shields I change into Predomination to add to his predomination bar. FYI, all entities, save for the Statue of Him, that I have made should be PS and in the Throne Room.)
His Upgrade 7/20
X1 Army 28/30
His Weapons: Vanquisher 3/5 Steamhammer 3/5
+3 to The_Serpent
GORE TIME. I SHOOT PIONOPLAYER, WHO IS STILL SCARRED FROM WATCHING THE ATTACK ON PIONO, IN THE EYE WITH THE PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, USED AS A BOW. I THEN STUFF SOME INEDIBLE GOLDFOIL WHEAT IN HIS MOUTH, WHICH HE TRIES TO SWALLOW, AND THEN CHOKES ON. I SAY, "HERE, I'LL SAVE YOU. YOU'LL JUST FEEL A LITTLE *****, AS I PULL OUT THAT WEAPON AND STAB HIM WITH IT, THEN GOUGE HIS EYES OUT WITH THE X-STALKER AND STORE THEM IN THE ENDERBOX GAMMA. I THEN CUT OFF HIS HAND WITH THE X-LIGHTSABER, AND FREEZE HIS LEGS TO A POINT WHERE THEY JUST SNAP OFF WITH THE 006. GRUESOME ENOUGH FOR YA, SPLIT?
Microsoft Shields appear on all Pro-Me entities! Nice... I also gain +10% Predomination.
Tsk. That would have been gruesome enough for me, but Aegis blocked the attack using some bricks.
I'm sorry, but I think your whole post was actually a dream where you dream up the rules of dreams. (Did you notice that the kids had the same cloths the whole time? And the scenery out the window sometimes changed? Spooky.)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 32/40
Ammo charge 1/5 + 1 stocked
Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 3/??
I looked on the forge page and I think that's what it was called Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 4/?? Or -> fine
Despite what many other players say, in order to preform the best deed to this game and the server, I must help split... A cake. I then give one of the cake slices to Build to boost his predomination bar.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating coffee potion
Wilson gives a rejuvenation potion to Piono (or whatever time version of him needs it the most) because we can't let a full blown player die.
Right when Modpack attempts to assult my friend, he is abruptly buried in a pile of bricks that fell from he sky. Wonder where those came from....
Trade +3 with Talist
No I'm not. I've only posted twice. Also, you can claim my +3's as long as you boost me the equivalent.
+3x2 for trade. Limit one per post.
3/40 x2 in storage
3/40
2/10 x20 in storage
5/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *9
6/6 Batter Up
2/6? Tank AND Cargo Plane = Stinger II
I beat Scratch over the head with a bolded 40/40.
4 40/40 ((10/10x4)4) Gun Batteries are added to the ventral surfaces of the Preston Cole. Think the gun arrays on the Mk.II Helicarriers. They deal 4 sets of 2000 damage to entities in the selected zone, and attack independent of the Preston Cole, but still receive orders from me.
40000/40000
If a bolded attack was stronger through your definitions of originality, then theoretically, I could weaken your attack by unbolding it. Additionally, Lord English also takes up the brunt of the attack, so I come through with 10,000 HP less than I started with.
Oh, look. You're actually starting to put a dent in me.
Some Gun Batteries appear on the Preston Cole.
...Look. At this point, you really should PM me about all of the upgrades it has. I'm pretty sure no entity can be upgraded this far. You probably should have stopped already.
3/3
I create the coolest fountain in the world with flashing lights, good music, and amazing shapes. I then replace the water with disco balls and put on ashow for Build.
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [2500 ===> 3000 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
LVL 2: Summon an Ender Guardian! [15,000 HP. No attack. Guards target entity.]
I use broken parts from the Kestrel's wreck to give some ARMOR to the Ender Colossus.
The Enderbats egg on Build, increasing his Predomination Bar!
All my units in the Battlefield will swarm the Disconator. (Don't forget to make the Zerg Hive / Hatchery make units this turn.)
The Zerg Army in the Apocalypse Zone... burrow, and pop out in the main Battlefield!
(They even brought the Hatchery somehow. Don't ask how.)
Modpack attempts to stab me, and gets decapitated by:
This guy (thanks Erelye, I owe you a +3 trade). When Modpack attempts to go into gruesome mode he immediately gets sliced into minuscule pieces by future piono, who knew the attack was coming, due to having already seen the fight, causing the attack to fail (future piono's action used)
Once again, modpack fails due to someone else intercepting his ill-advised attack on my person.
I owe aegis a +3 three trade, which I give to him. In the meantime, modpack takes even more damage as current piono immediately begins kicking him while he's on the ground underneath the massive pile of bricks. Upon realizing that kicking modpack through the bricks probably won't deal any damage, he takes out mohs malevolence and smashes modpack into the ground with it repeatedly. (current piono's action used). Yes, when I am counter-attacking him I am dealing damage. I would like modpack to be added to the field as an entity with all the damage he's sustained from being countered continuously just to keep score of how many times he's lost.
If my truck wasn't finished yet, it is now. 3/??? for the fire axe.
I combine a bullet with a bullet. I'm making some high-level rounds for the giga gun. 1/???
5/40 x2
11/15 I use my action to further boost Build by convincing him that Everything Is Awesome!!!
I upgrade the Preston Cole with my spare forty post charge: Perk: Really Big Spaceship. All attacks aimed at spare parts/addons of the Preston Cole will have a 50% chance of being redirected to the main ship instead.
Modpack will only be added to the field as an entity if he wants to be added to the field as an entity. If he doesn't want to be added to the field as an entity, then he won't be added to the field as an entity.
Bullet AND Bullet = Spizter Bullet (Level 1: 1/2)
Ugh... You further upgrade the Preston Cole. For once, I agree with Split. This really needs to be kept track of.
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End-of-Turn-Battle:
Split and I each gain +5 and +20 Predomination, respectively. Well... This is pretty close.
Yep. This is actually a pretty good battle. I didn't think you could put up this much of a fight...
I try. Hey, Split! What's that over there?
...You really think I'm going to fall for that?
Wait, where'd you go?
Told you there was something over there.
Wha(^$)(*[email protected]#%#!
...10,000 damage. Alright, I'll hand it to you. That was a nice move.
The wonders of flash-stepping. So, guess I should prepare for your attack.
Nah. It already hit.
...What?
Yup. I'm right here, and I'm going to attack you right now without moving.
How? Wait. How are you right behind me?
The wonders of time travel. And now I'll time travel to me getting behind you, and...
Wha$#*@$&(([email protected]#[email protected]!
...20,000 damage. Dammit. I can't survive another hit...
Good. Then your death will be quick and easy. Alright, Regnum Dei. Let's get this show on the road.
Before I perform this attack, I'd like to take a moment to emphasize how beautiful and deadly my throne is.
This thing is made out of so many materials I can't even count them all, but I know for a fact it has Glaurum since it can glow AND is golden, so that's two pluses right there. The seat's heated; and there's a dozen or so built-in computer screens that can be beamed directly into my glasses, so I can see everything at once.
It originally had XBeanstalk shields, but I used their genetic structure and borrowed some of GLaDOS's Hard-Light Bridge designs to create a completely electronic, hard-light dome surrounding the entire thing; plus some emergency shielding created using a Charged Sword if that falls.
It has an entire redstone infrastructure with around fifty dispensers rigged throughout it that can shoot weapons or melon slices. Don't question it. It had a built-in Smeltbench that I later upgraded into a miniature Alchemiter that rests in the armrest.
In the back is a Hot Tub that is completely built-in and made out of Glaurum, with a bar serving carrot-related items next to that; where some random players are currently relaxing. I'll let them sit there for a while. I'll kill them of course, but until then, eh.
Uh, never mind. Getting back on topic, it's got a drink holder, there's traps rigged throughout the entirety of this throne room that I can control using three keyboards hotwired into the redstone rig, there's a Starbucks, a nightclub, a rocket set-up taken directly from Space Shuttle blueprints that allows the whole throne to fly... Plus some other, weaponized modifications I've made myself.
With that in mind, Build...
I give you my attack.
Oh, Notch.
Handheld Death Railgun AND Throne Armrest = The Atom-Splitter (Level 10: 1/11)
I ready every single weapon on Regnum Dei, and attach The Atom-Splitter to the throne's other armrest. I ready them all up... You hear that, Build? That's the sound of death.
Death has a sound?
Shut up, will you? This is supposed to be your dying moments! Can't you at least make it seem like it is?
No.
AAAAGH! Screw it! I'll just fire everything and hope for the best. All I have to do is press this button, and--
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Split.
What.
BOOM.
Did... Did Slenderman literally just block my attack?!
Even I'm impressed.
You know, it's funny... A few weeks ago we had another Operator over here...
Really? How interesting. Go on. Continue your petty feud. I felt like stepping in because I feel it would be a waste to end this when no one is cognizant of its ending.
I'll be here. Watching.
He speaks a lot like Scratch.
I've noticed. As have I.
All of my Pro-Me entities go out and attack Regnum Dei, in its moment of weakness! They lower its shields by 9%. Anti-Build, Pro-Split, and Death crit-kill all Heavy Dropships! ULTIMATE HIM tries to attack, but sees that due to Pionoplayer's influence, he cannot. The XBOX Army and Sword Scissor kill all the Enderbats! Poor little guys... Project Nexus deals 30,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS's Time Engines and 30,000 damage to Piono! Enraged Gyarados deals a superheroic 8,000 damage to WheatDOS and the Ender Guardian! WheatDOS deals 5,000 damage to Future Piono!
Psycho Waluigi deals 6,000 damage to the Ender Colossus and the Ent Ancient!
Dark Engie deals 3,000 damage to Insanity and Purple! Insanity and Purple deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie! The Vulture Droid Fighters fly to my Throne Room and attempt to attack Doc Scratch, but Lord English effortlessly blocks their fire. He then fires a blast of pure green fire out of his mouth, destroying 15 of them!
Arachna the Spider Queen, Cc3366, the Auto-Miner and the Tactical Walkers all deal 8,000 damage to the Disconator! The Ender Colossus, the Zerg Army, and the Ent Ancient deal 10,000 damage to the Disconator as well! The Wither Wolf takes a rocket to board the Star Destroyer! However, due to its Invisibility, the rocket cannot find the ship and hovers in space.
The HMS Invictus continues to board the Star Destroyer, adding +10% PG capture! It and the Disconator then destroy the Ender Colossus's shields! The Godmodder destroys all Vulture Droid Fighters, kills the Ender Colossus, and deals 12,000 damage to Rumble McSkirmish!
In the Garden of EdenApocalpyse Zone Super Secret Hospital, the Deathclaws and Ambush Hunters, startled after the Gyarados's disappearance, wonder what to do, then realize the only people who are not on their side are the Unagi Minions! In the fight that follows, an Ambush Hunter and Unagi Minion are slain.
At the same time, the Neutral forces in the Garden of Eden finally (I mean, really.) see the AG forces. The Kage Kami and his troops remember DemonicDaVinci's words: that all AGs are to vacate the zone. The AGs are now completely unsure of what to do, and without advice, can't move forward!
Hercules, alone in the Microsoft Cloud, decides to twerk randomly. The Godmodder, completely outraged at this violation of his NO TWERKING rule, flies over to the zone to teach him a lesson. You kow what, I think I will too. Be right back.
He... He just flew away.
...Huh.
Well. Turns out killing a demigod is harder than I thought it was. But me and the Godmodder managed to kill him. Somehow. Even though we already used up our attacks. Just don't question it.
...
~~~
Meanwhile, an emerald, adorned library stuffed with hundreds of tomes lies dormant in the middle of a mechanical, steampunk, scarlet spaceship teeming with thousands of worker drones. With no one to read its novels, it sits alone. However, a flash of black, the absence of matter, appears, and a giant black slab appears after wandering a stark white labyrinth.
A book called "The First Block and Other Legends" floats up towards it. The seemingly sentient monolith begins reading the book and absorbing its knowledge.
After reading all its chapters, the slab disappears, and another flash, this one of green, fills the chamber. A cueball-headed First Guardian scans his library and sees the out-of-place book. He briefly ponders how something could have breached his security and then, with another flash, he is gone.
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The Itinerary:
FOR EVERYONE:
Help Build.
Or, Help Split.
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THE OPERATOR: [???]HP: UNKNOWN
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The Castle of Split:
Build: [AS] HP: 14,000/75,000. Equipped with Oblivion's Guardian. Predomination Bar: ==================== 88% Speed: II
Split: [PS] HP: 50,000/75,000. Equipped with Broken Anachronism. Predomination Bar: ==================== 70% Poison: II
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
Okay. Maybe hoping Kim Jong Un nukes this whole are is a stupid idea. HOWEVER!!!! ...uh...meh, no better ideas. I'm pretty much saving all my good ideas for piono's thread. I'd provide a link, but I'm not sure if he'd like that.
Possibly, but we can't assume anything yet. We're probably safe in this dimension, since the other is ruled by a different god...but I'm not sure that has anything to do with anything.
Alright. So...I guess we start summoning kernelsprites for you and TARDIS?
And our alternates.
uh...okay.
Korean insults: 2/10
Kernelsprite: 1/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo (a second kernelsprite): 1/10
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
OI!!!! TWIN!!! I CLEARLY COUNTERED MODPACK'S SECOND AND THIRD ATTACK!!!! WHY ARE THEY NOT COUNTERED!!!!!!!
I EVEN QUOTED
THE DARN THINGS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY ACTIONS LIKE THAT!!!
And I requested that modpack be added as an entity, not to mention there is a sort of a history of players becoming entities for no other reason than to have a health bar to deplete, dying literally would not affect him at all. But whatever.
Also, Aegis currently is keeping a log in a chat between the two of us that contains all of the upgrades and data, I haven't checked it, but unless he stopped working on it, its all in there.
Okay. Maybe hoping Kim Jong Un nukes this whole are is a stupid idea. HOWEVER!!!! ...uh...meh, no better ideas. I'm pretty much saving all my good ideas for piono's thread. I'd provide a link, but I'm not sure if he'd like that.
(going against exactly what I said a few paragraphs ago, this exact conversation happens again. Including the Radioactive parody 'cause why not. http://tvtropes.org/...#38;page=18#437 )
So...doomed timeline maybe?
Possibly, but we can't assume anything yet. We're probably safe in this dimension, since the other is ruled by a different god...but I'm not sure that has anything to do with anything.
Alright. So...I guess we start summoning kernelsprites for you and TARDIS?
And our alternates.
uh...okay.
Korean insults: 2/10
Kernelsprite: 1/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo (a second kernelsprite): 1/10
no, the reason the alternate dimentios disappeared was a whole lot of timey-wimey screwy stuff and the GM/first guardian of the DTG continuity got sick of alternate dimentio and removed him.
Anyway, I +3 trade with lord erelye.
I combine the slotted semi with sentry turrets 1/6
I combine the sharpened volcano fragment with a capsule of lava 1/???
I combine the fusion thrower with an energy multiplier 1/6
I finish the spizter bullet. Sorry about suddenly having so many alchemies, I'm trying to wrap up the truck and the flamethrower right now.
7/40
13/15
Wait, Doc Scratch is taking damage now? Heh. Oh no you don't, not while Lord English is still alive to take the brunt of the blast. Darn it. 3x split time-stream sword slash slayer strike!!! I take Void of Heat, and both pionos take their broken uraniums umbrages, and rush at Scratch, Lord English is suddenly frozen in place by a blast of pure ice magic, and Doc Scratch is being torn to piece by the combo before he can retaliate.
I love time stream weapons. I want in. Not yet, you'd tip the OP scale. Fine...
The UNSC 31st Engineering Division appears, arriving at the Star Destroyer! However, because you said that the next ship that attempts to board crashes into it, the ship falls to Earth, suffering critical damage! It will have to be repaired until it can successfully board the ship.
Actually, I summoned them to the Engineering Deck and Bridge. Also, blasting engines would deal damage regardless of intent or result. Hostile contested bar added.
Also, unbolding my attack won't do much, but it looks a little less cool...
+3x3 for trade. ONLY ONE PER POST
7/40 x2 in storage
7/40
6/10 x20 in storage
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *10
3/6? Stinger II
IIIii Azura's Black Star.
I Ubercharge piono.
I give pionoplayer a Potion of Superheroics.
"Hey, you need to make sure you have enough weapons to make sure you don't die in the first two seconds."
"Cmon, Pit! Stop playing that game!"
"I'm sorry, but i can't really do much to the guy who trapped all minecraft players on his server besides kill him. Now please leave me alone."
"Pit, i don't think that's a good reason to-"
"I'll give you these cat ears if you stop bothering me, okay?"
"Okay, okay. I have to admit these are kinda cute."
I put out another +3 trade for anyone.
2/6 for the final semi
2/??? for the axe
2/6 for the final flamethrower
I combine the spizter bullet with another spizter bullet. MOAR DAKKA!!! I MUST HAVE ALL THE DAKKAS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!! 1/3?
8/40
14/15 Both pionos load up their giga guns. I reveal my own personal home-made device: a portal gun that can shoot a near-infinite number of portals, as well as open them mid-air. The pionos open fire into the area near Doc Scratch and Lord English, and suddenly many, many smaller portals begin opening and closing, catching bullets and rockets and sending them flying into Doc Scratch and Lord English from all over the place, some of them even crossing other portals and ending up hitting before either piono drew his weapon, some even as early as just before my first post for this round.
It mirrors Split's castle, except in a way Split would like it. It has the same souped up throne, and just by thinking about it, Build can change the castle! There is also a set of traps that only activate for Pro-Split entities and players. Plus, there's a cookie dispenser in the throne! :3
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I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft? TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
/null That throne took me TONS of posts and upgrade to build, and you can dupe it in 10? Where the OP scale at.
/unnull
His Upgrade 8/20
X1 Army 29/30
His Weapons: Vanquisher 4/5 Steamhammer 4/5 Doombringer 1/2 or 0/2 or 2/2 I forgot >.<
I decide to not attack Piono, because WE have a need for carnage and we can't satisfy it with countering piono. In fact, I bribe piono with +1 and I shock him with the Microsoft Computers to make him forget it ever happened.....
I HIDE OUT IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, PREPARING MY UPGRADE, AND CONTROLLING MY STATUE WHILE I HEAL.THE STATUE FIRES EYE BEAMS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI.
MY TURN. DUE TO A PIONO ATTACKING BAN, I DO TWO THINGS. ONE: MAKE GOREPACK A PLAYER ENTITY IN THE THRONE ROOM, NOT IDEA_WEAKPACK_WHATEVER, AND I AM READY TO FIGHT WITH THE XBSS. THE XBOX360 ARMY MOVES OUT TO THE BATTLEFIELD, WHERE THEY ALL FIRE THEIR CANNONS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI. I ATTACK... OHH IT IS JUST SO TEMPTING TO ATTACK PIONO... AHHHGHHHH... WAIT. THE ENRAGED GYRADOS LOOKS POWERFUL. I'LL ATTACK IT. I PULL OUT THE X-WEAPONS, AND MAKE THE_IDEA_XTHING_WEAPON_PACK, WHICH IS A TEMPORARY CONGLOMERATION OF ALL XWEAPONS. I HEAVE IT OVER HEAD, AND STAB/SLAM THEM ALL INTO THE GYRADOS, AND THEN JUMP ON THEM, SPREADING THEM OUT, AND SLOWLY FREEZING, BURNING, SCRATCHING, ELECTRIFYING, SHOOTING, AND SMASHING GYRADOS. THEN I JUMP ONTO THE GYRADOS'S HEAD AND WORMHOLE HIS NOSE AWAY, CAUSING HIM DAMAGE, AND THEN I STAB THROUGH HIS HEAD WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER, AND FORCE POSIONED CARROT JUICE INTO HIS JAW, AND THEN I USE THE CHARGED SWORD TO ELECTRIFY THE LIQUID IN HIS MOUTH, WHICH IS POSIONED, AND THEN I CRAWL INTO HIS MOUTH AND DUAL WIELD PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, SLICING HIS UNDERSIDE AND BACK AT THE SAME TIME. I JUMP OUT OF THE GYRADOS, DRENCHED IN BLOOD, AND MAKE AN X ON THE GYRADOS'S FOREHEAD, IN BLOOD, SIGNIFYING THAT I WAS THERE. I THEN USE THE CARNAGE (AND SOME NON POISONED CARROT JUICE) TO BOOST SPLIT'S PREDOMINATION BAR. I PREPARE THE LAST RESORT THINGS IF SPLIT DIES.
Three rays of light shine upon Build's Castle, and the the Three Spirits appear.
Ah, so this is the battlefield which we have heard of! The Wailing Mountains look massive from here. So, what shall we do, brothers?
I believe we should aid the one who calls upon us. If only we could find him...
He's right here. How can we help you, um... friend?
Thanks for coming here, guys. So, although I'm neutral, I'm certain that things will go really bad if Split wins the battle which will ultimately end Chapter 2. I need you to take care of him while I fire up your ultimates.
So, you call us from our home and ask us to fight your battle?
Uh... yes.
Then we will! It has been some time since this spirit has seen combat.
[AS] Storm Spirit: 50,000 HP.
Ultimate: Balled Lightning. Takes three turns to and 10 charges to activate.
[AS] Earth Spirit: 65,000 HP.
Ultimate: Magnetize. Takes five turns and 20 charges to activate.
[AS] Ember Spirit: 57,500 HP.
Ultimate: Fire Remnant. Takes four turns and 15 charges to activate.
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"You do realize that, as long as we are not banned from the server, which would effectively count as a victory anyway, the AG side of things can never lose? You see, the Godmodder can be killed, at which point, instead of respawing and killing us all, he will apparently ragequit the server and leave us in peace for a while, whereas we are, aside from our summoning capabilities, standard issue minecraft P.L.A.Y.E.R. avatars, and effectively immune to permanent death, unless we, ourselves, the people with keyboards and mice, are sought out and killed. Because I don't know about you people, but I personally intend to keep hitting the "respawn" button until I win by a process of attrition."
I continue to boost Build, in this case by conjuring a medi-gun from TF2, walking up to the nearest AG entity, healing them until Uber fills up, and then Ubering Build. "What, really? Morphic resonance caused a pyro to appear and try to kill me? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH... DIE! *watches pyro waste ammo on fireproof armor until he gets bored, then picks up the pyro, turns them around, and backstabs them with a giant incendiary spy knife"
I consider whether shooting Split with the GAHMD would do any good... Nah, he's immune to attack. Instead I build an Auto-Distracter 9001â„¢, which will do distracting things to Split at the worst possible times, for him, until it is destroyed.
I build the patent-pending "Massive Horde of Even More Gratuitous Killer Robotsâ„¢", then send them to the battlefield to help the other robots I've summoned.
{I'm not sure you quite understand the robots I'm summoning, Twin, they just all attack a random PG entity every turn. All of them. They may lose a few thousand of themselves against anything much, but that's what the AutoFactoMiner is for, it summons a number of them that, given this is how many you made it summon the first time, I'm assuming to be 30,000, each turn. 30,000 seems a bit... much, to me, given that they each do 1 2 damage, making for a current total of, just from the initial group that came with the AFM, 30,000 60,000 damage each turn against whatever they decide to attack. I'm assuming this is NOT what you meant to do when you gave me thirty thousand of them, so please nerf them to your hearts content.}
{I'm basically just screwing around in the attempt to entertain myself and those around me at this point, I got bored taking this whole thing too seriously, don't get too hopeful worry though, I'll probably be back to my normal self in a week or two.}
"I think I'll take that dead Pyro, if you don't mind..."
/nullpost
Uhm, slight problem, he seems to have turned into Australium, because special knife, then melted, for the same reason, then exploded, because bombinomicon.
Uh, you're a Scrake, right? *summons dead Firebug perked soldier, here, haz firebug.
[ 6 / 10 ]
Zerg Reinforcements:
Infestors
[/LVL 2/====/]
[MAX ENDER-SQUADS: 1]
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [2500 ===> 3000 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
LVL 2: Summon an Ender Guardian! [15,000 HP. No attack. Guards target entity.]
I use broken parts from the Kestrel's wreck to give some ARMOR to the Ender Colossus.
The Enderbats egg on Build, increasing his Predomination Bar!
All my units in the Battlefield will swarm the Disconator. (Don't forget to make the Zerg Hive / Hatchery make units this turn.)
The Zerg Army in the Apocalypse Zone... burrow, and pop out in the main Battlefield!
(They even brought the Hatchery somehow. Don't ask how.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Modpack attempts to stab me, and gets decapitated by:
This guy (thanks Erelye, I owe you a +3 trade).
When Modpack attempts to go into gruesome mode he immediately gets sliced into minuscule pieces by future piono, who knew the attack was coming, due to having already seen the fight, causing the attack to fail (future piono's action used)
Once again, modpack fails due to someone else intercepting his ill-advised attack on my person.
I owe aegis a +3 three trade, which I give to him.
In the meantime, modpack takes even more damage as current piono immediately begins kicking him while he's on the ground underneath the massive pile of bricks. Upon realizing that kicking modpack through the bricks probably won't deal any damage, he takes out mohs malevolence and smashes modpack into the ground with it repeatedly. (current piono's action used).
Yes, when I am counter-attacking him I am dealing damage. I would like modpack to be added to the field as an entity with all the damage he's sustained from being countered continuously just to keep score of how many times he's lost.
If my truck wasn't finished yet, it is now.
3/??? for the fire axe.
I combine a bullet with a bullet. I'm making some high-level rounds for the giga gun. 1/???
5/40 x2
11/15
I use my action to further boost Build by convincing him that Everything Is Awesome!!!
I upgrade the Preston Cole with my spare forty post charge:
Perk: Really Big Spaceship.
All attacks aimed at spare parts/addons of the Preston Cole will have a 50% chance of being redirected to the main ship instead.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Welp.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Blocked by Pionoplayer!
Just a heads-up: By "vanquishment", don't you mean "vanishment"?
Your entities will do as you say. Yeah... You all had better add to my Predomination Bar. Just saying.
HIS action this turn will fail! +4 Predomination!
The base damage for a 40-post charge attack is not 120,000, it's 40,000. Therefore, the x2.5 damage modifier makes the attack deal 100,000 damage rather than 300,000. No, I did not change this just for your attack; this has been going on since the begOHHELL
Split! You can't slash at me while I'm monologuing! That's not fair!
Regardless, Red Text Guy fires the Energy Obliterator, halving HIS health!
You got the SLOTTED SEMI! A version of the Storage Semi with gun slots on its sides.
Battle Axe AND Fire Bomb = Sharpened Volcano Fragment (Level 1: 1/2)
A whopping 100 damage to all entities in my Castle.
Your entities will do as you say.
You can't lower my Predomination Bar, you idiot! For your stupidity, I jettison you into outer space.
Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm = Viridi Gloves (Level 1: 1/2)
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal = Double-Edged Staff (Level 2: 1/3)
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade = Bayonet Pistol (Level 1: 1/2)
Rail Cannon > Fine = Handheld Death Railgun
You got the HANDHELD DEATH RAILGUN! Its form is alike to the Railgun from Voltz, and it looks incredibly streamlined and imposing. It looks like it could fire pure antimatter if it wanted to... It is also easily carriable.
You want to know the exact details of TwinBuilder's death? Well, since I can't lie, I will tell you this: I can't tell you. Spoilers aren't any fun; don't you know?
Here you go. Treat it well:
~Doc Scratch
+2 Predomination.
+2 Predomination! Sadly, it appears the pies have done nothing except get Split upset.
15,000 damage to HIM!
I'm not exactly sure who McSkirmish's previous targets were...
Wheately flies straight into the Godmodder's face! He wonders what to do with the core, then gets an idea... Oh. It looks like the Godmodder's spotted the wreckage of GLaDOS from earlier in the war. He's attaching Wheately onto it and... Oh boy.
The wreckage of GLaDOS, complete with Wheately as the mainframe, rises in the Throne Room! WheatDOS appears! Dammit. We've already got enough going on here.
But which one?
Well, you know what I mean by "ghosts". People of doomed timelines; it's semantics at this point.
You honestly think I can't reach into Hammerspace? Even if my powers aren't as strong there due to the spatial warping and instability of the dimension, it's still accessible. Barely anything isn't. However, I will let you keep the Doctor's Doom, because it makes me think of your tenacity.
Your undying, never-ending, tenacity. Some might call it stubbornness.
You got the SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT! A special axe forged from lava that will ignite enemies who are struck by it.
+6 Predomination.
X-Inferno and 006 deal 8,000 damage to Pionoplayer!
You then use Gruesome Mode and deal a further 11,000 damage! ...Wow.
+6 Split Predomination.
Well, I wouldn't say that for the timeline to go right, Build will have to be helped. To be fair, this whole situation is sort of a wild card. But you all will learn about that soon enough. In fact, you'll get to see it in action.
+2,000 HP to Build. Wow, I bet that'll accomplish something in the grand scheme of things.
Plot twist: It won't.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward
You move forward along the intersection, continuing straight. To your immediate right is the bottomless pit. Up ahead is a solid wall.
>Clockwise Turn
You turn right. The bottomless pit is up ahead.
>Forward
You walk ahead. The bottomless pit is right in front of you.
What will you do now?
>...
Ah crap. I'm sorry I haven't accounted for your whole Tamer class thing. It's just that classes really aren't supposed to be part of DTG at all, so I didn't pay much attention. You can keep going with it and I'll make sure to keep track of it this time, though.
Your entities will do as you say.
I don't think that HE cares much about what you have to say...
TALIST: You can do it, Build!
TALIST: Being able to gather support isn't weakness!
TALIST: Fight on!
BUILD: Hey, thanks!
BUILD: OHCRAPAGIANTSPACEKRAKEN
You walk over and retrieve your sword, I guess. And I'm pretty sure everyone's smart enough to stay out of your way if you said that if they didn't, you'd shoot them.
...Split.
Y-yes?
What is that.
I... I.
I don't know.
NO FACE
What.
LONG ARMS
Uh.
SO TALL
HELP
THE OPERATOR appears.
Auto-Miner upgraded.
+2 Build Predomination.
Killer Generic Robots appear on the Battlefield. All PGs, due to common sense, move out of the way.
Sadly, you're too late.
Alright, what the [REDACTED]? First off, you want this to be a healing center, then you switch to Pro-Godmodder under the pretense of wanting to give them paradise, and all the AGs had this awesome counterattack planned that would have ended with so much blood, and now you're just switching it back? How long do you want this place to last?
Your entities will do as you say.
You also appear in my Castle. Heh. From up here, you look like an ant. +2,000 HP to Build.
+2,000 HP to Split.
The Godmodder steals all of your bandages and reverse-engineers them to create the most pure Healing Potion known to exist.
GODMODDER: Traitor.
Tell me, exactly how does that moralize Build?
+5 Split Predomination!
You can't directly attack me, you derp!
But I have $999,314,413,612,102,532,111,111,010,901,127! I can't just part with all of it like that! And what would you do with it all? Come to think about it, you haven't exactly been the most trustworthy sort... Remember that whole Player Containment thing?
Sorry. I'll have to pass.
...Wait. WHAT? SPLIT! DID YOU MAKE ME SAY THAT?
Maaaaaaybe.
Yes.
FEFPUSDEW. Ugh.
For the first paragraph: What?
Hey, thanks! I'm invisible! So is the Star Destroyer...
The Invictus is already at the Star Destroyer!
+8 Predomination!
The UNSC 31st Engineering Division appears, arriving at the Star Destroyer! However, because you said that the next ship that attempts to board crashes into it, the ship falls to Earth, suffering critical damage! It will have to be repaired until it can successfully board the ship.
You move the Gyarados to Project Nexus.
Your entities will do as you say.
You got the VIRIDI GLOVES! A set of two magenta-tinted metal gloves with the aura of nature surrounding them. They can be used to fire magical projectiles or to get up-close and personal with the Wolverine-esque claws.
You got the BAYONET PISTOL! The Pistol is a type of weapon that takes form in a corporeal miniature firearm hovering over the user's hand, allowing him to fire ammo and palm energy. This weapon has the addition of a long blade running at the bottom of it.
Seriously. Stop doing freaking alchemies all the time.
Shadow Crossbow AND Petrify Attack = Medusa's Crossbow (Level 2: 1/3)
Cancer Claws AND Gemini Orbitars = Bifurcated Turrets (Level 2: 1/3)
Great Reaper Palm AND Fortune Bow AND Poison Attack = Gambling Ring (Level 2: 1/3)
Seriously. What is all this?
Entities can't attack me! Although... Tch. Looks like that distraction worked. +2 Predomination to Build.
+3,000 HP to the Disconator!
4,000 damage to Arachna!
Fseftr's attack this turn will crit.
You can't directly attack me! For the last time...
Your entities will do as you say.
Alright, voiding all of Split's manipulation, I think you've had enough First Guardian powers that you might have retained some. Remember all of DTG1?
+3,000 Disconator HP!
3,500 damage to the Ender Colossus!
All attacks to you this turn will be halved.
You cast Cura on Death!
You got THE MAROON MARVEL! The Wombat's War Machine in lightsaber form, with the blade being dark red instead of the typical Sith red. Come to think of it, that Sith red color looks awfully familiar...
You got THE METAL STORM! The ultimate in quadruple-barreled weaponry. With electric power and sleek programming built into its frame, this gun will bring down the thunder. Literally and figuratively.
You got THE CRIMSON VORTEX! Object goes in, weaponized, highly deadly object comes out.
Tank AND Cargo Plane = Stinger II (1/4)
You can't find the Star Destroyer, as it's Invisible!
The Godmodder fixes the Invictus in time for the EotB.
You got BOMBS FOR BLASTING AT YOU! The thornbombs this weapon can fire now inflict burn damage! Truly a powerful weapon capable for all kinds of war...
+3,000 Disconator HP!
2,000 damage to Rumble McSkirmish and Cc3366!
Thank you. +3 Predomination.
Oh. Gotcha.
Tactical Fire-Support Walkers are dropped in the Battlefield on 6 Dropships!
+2 Predomination! Split easily dodges the Device through traveling forwards in time...
Microsoft Shields appear on all Pro-Me entities! Nice... I also gain +10% Predomination.
Tsk. That would have been gruesome enough for me, but Aegis blocked the attack using some bricks.
You shouldn't have! +2 Predomination.
If a bolded attack was stronger through your definitions of originality, then theoretically, I could weaken your attack by unbolding it. Additionally, Lord English also takes up the brunt of the attack, so I come through with 10,000 HP less than I started with.
Oh, look. You're actually starting to put a dent in me.
Some Gun Batteries appear on the Preston Cole.
...Look. At this point, you really should PM me about all of the upgrades it has. I'm pretty sure no entity can be upgraded this far. You probably should have stopped already.
Thanks! +4 Predomination.
The Ender Colossus has some Shields.
Your entities will do as you say.
Modpack will only be added to the field as an entity if he wants to be added to the field as an entity. If he doesn't want to be added to the field as an entity, then he won't be added to the field as an entity.
Bullet AND Bullet = Spizter Bullet (Level 1: 1/2)
Ugh... You further upgrade the Preston Cole. For once, I agree with Split. This really needs to be kept track of.
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End-of-Turn-Battle:
Split and I each gain +5 and +20 Predomination, respectively. Well... This is pretty close.
Yep. This is actually a pretty good battle. I didn't think you could put up this much of a fight...
I try. Hey, Split! What's that over there?
...You really think I'm going to fall for that?
Wait, where'd you go?
Told you there was something over there.
Wha(^$)(*[email protected]#%#!
...10,000 damage. Alright, I'll hand it to you. That was a nice move.
The wonders of flash-stepping. So, guess I should prepare for your attack.
Nah. It already hit.
...What?
Yup. I'm right here, and I'm going to attack you right now without moving.
How? Wait. How are you right behind me?
The wonders of time travel. And now I'll time travel to me getting behind you, and...
Wha$#*@$&(([email protected]#[email protected]!
...20,000 damage. Dammit. I can't survive another hit...
Good. Then your death will be quick and easy. Alright, Regnum Dei. Let's get this show on the road.
Before I perform this attack, I'd like to take a moment to emphasize how beautiful and deadly my throne is.
This thing is made out of so many materials I can't even count them all, but I know for a fact it has Glaurum since it can glow AND is golden, so that's two pluses right there. The seat's heated; and there's a dozen or so built-in computer screens that can be beamed directly into my glasses, so I can see everything at once.
It originally had XBeanstalk shields, but I used their genetic structure and borrowed some of GLaDOS's Hard-Light Bridge designs to create a completely electronic, hard-light dome surrounding the entire thing; plus some emergency shielding created using a Charged Sword if that falls.
It has an entire redstone infrastructure with around fifty dispensers rigged throughout it that can shoot weapons or melon slices. Don't question it. It had a built-in Smeltbench that I later upgraded into a miniature Alchemiter that rests in the armrest.
In the back is a Hot Tub that is completely built-in and made out of Glaurum, with a bar serving carrot-related items next to that; where some random players are currently relaxing. I'll let them sit there for a while. I'll kill them of course, but until then, eh.
jaredsw [Player]: what?
torontoman321 [Player]: uh
Uh, never mind. Getting back on topic, it's got a drink holder, there's traps rigged throughout the entirety of this throne room that I can control using three keyboards hotwired into the redstone rig, there's a Starbucks, a nightclub, a rocket set-up taken directly from Space Shuttle blueprints that allows the whole throne to fly... Plus some other, weaponized modifications I've made myself.
With that in mind, Build...
I give you my attack.
Oh, Notch.
Handheld Death Railgun AND Throne Armrest = The Atom-Splitter (Level 10: 1/11)
I ready every single weapon on Regnum Dei, and attach The Atom-Splitter to the throne's other armrest. I ready them all up... You hear that, Build? That's the sound of death.
Death has a sound?
Shut up, will you? This is supposed to be your dying moments! Can't you at least make it seem like it is?
No.
AAAAGH! Screw it! I'll just fire everything and hope for the best. All I have to do is press this button, and--
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Split.
What.
Did... Did Slenderman literally just block my attack?!
Even I'm impressed.
Not Slenderman. A friend of his.
Call me The Operator.
You know, it's funny... A few weeks ago we had another Operator over here...
Really? How interesting. Go on. Continue your petty feud. I felt like stepping in because I feel it would be a waste to end this when no one is cognizant of its ending.
I'll be here. Watching.
He speaks a lot like Scratch.
I've noticed.
As have I.
All of my Pro-Me entities go out and attack Regnum Dei, in its moment of weakness! They lower its shields by 9%. Anti-Build, Pro-Split, and Death crit-kill all Heavy Dropships! ULTIMATE HIM tries to attack, but sees that due to Pionoplayer's influence, he cannot. The XBOX Army and Sword Scissor kill all the Enderbats! Poor little guys... Project Nexus deals 30,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS's Time Engines and 30,000 damage to Piono! Enraged Gyarados deals a superheroic 8,000 damage to WheatDOS and the Ender Guardian! WheatDOS deals 5,000 damage to Future Piono!
Psycho Waluigi deals 6,000 damage to the Ender Colossus and the Ent Ancient!
Dark Engie deals 3,000 damage to Insanity and Purple! Insanity and Purple deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie! The Vulture Droid Fighters fly to my Throne Room and attempt to attack Doc Scratch, but Lord English effortlessly blocks their fire. He then fires a blast of pure green fire out of his mouth, destroying 15 of them!
Arachna the Spider Queen, Cc3366, the Auto-Miner and the Tactical Walkers all deal 8,000 damage to the Disconator! The Ender Colossus, the Zerg Army, and the Ent Ancient deal 10,000 damage to the Disconator as well! The Wither Wolf takes a rocket to board the Star Destroyer! However, due to its Invisibility, the rocket cannot find the ship and hovers in space.
The HMS Invictus continues to board the Star Destroyer, adding +10% PG capture! It and the Disconator then destroy the Ender Colossus's shields! The Godmodder destroys all Vulture Droid Fighters, kills the Ender Colossus, and deals 12,000 damage to Rumble McSkirmish!
In the
Garden of EdenApocalpyse ZoneSuper Secret Hospital, the Deathclaws and Ambush Hunters, startled after the Gyarados's disappearance, wonder what to do, then realize the only people who are not on their side are the Unagi Minions! In the fight that follows, an Ambush Hunter and Unagi Minion are slain.At the same time, the Neutral forces in the Garden of Eden finally (I mean, really.) see the AG forces. The Kage Kami and his troops remember DemonicDaVinci's words: that all AGs are to vacate the zone. The AGs are now completely unsure of what to do, and without advice, can't move forward!
Hercules, alone in the Microsoft Cloud, decides to twerk randomly. The Godmodder, completely outraged at this violation of his NO TWERKING rule, flies over to the zone to teach him a lesson. You kow what, I think I will too. Be right back.
He... He just flew away.
...Huh.
Well. Turns out killing a demigod is harder than I thought it was. But me and the Godmodder managed to kill him. Somehow. Even though we already used up our attacks. Just don't question it.
...
Meanwhile, an emerald, adorned library stuffed with hundreds of tomes lies dormant in the middle of a mechanical, steampunk, scarlet spaceship teeming with thousands of worker drones. With no one to read its novels, it sits alone. However, a flash of black, the absence of matter, appears, and a giant black slab appears after wandering a stark white labyrinth.
A book called "The First Block and Other Legends" floats up towards it. The seemingly sentient monolith begins reading the book and absorbing its knowledge.
After reading all its chapters, the slab disappears, and another flash, this one of green, fills the chamber. A cueball-headed First Guardian scans his library and sees the out-of-place book. He briefly ponders how something could have breached his security and then, with another flash, he is gone.
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The Itinerary:
FOR EVERYONE:
Help Build.
Or, Help Split.
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THE OPERATOR: [???] HP: UNKNOWN
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The Castle of Split:
Build: [AS] HP: 14,000/75,000. Equipped with Oblivion's Guardian. Predomination Bar: ==================== 88% Speed: II
Split: [PS] HP: 50,000/75,000. Equipped with Broken Anachronism. Predomination Bar: ==================== 70% Poison: II
Ender Guardian: [AS] HP: 4,400/12,500.
Warbots: [AS] HP: 1,400/1,500. (x4.)
Dancing Spies: [AS] HP: 2,900/3,000 (x5.)
Regnum Dei: [PS] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++ 75%. Emergency Shields: ++++++++++ 100%. Lifesteal Orb: 8,500/12,500. Summon Orb: 12,500/12,500.
Anti-Build: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Pro-Split: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Death: [PS] HP: 35,400/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 475. Burn: II Cura: III Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
ULTIMATE HIM: [PS] HP: 100,000/200,000. Doombringer: II Steamhammer: IIIII Vanquisher: IIIII Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Xbox 360 Army: [PS] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x15.) Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
XBOX Sword Scissor: [PS] HP: 40,000/40,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 106,900/250,000 HP.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 27,900/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x73.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x57.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.
Enraged Gyarados: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Hyperbeam: III Enraged: IIIIIIIII Splash: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
DemonicDaVinci: [N-P] HP: 49,900/50,000. In Auto-Doc mode.
Pionoplayer: [AG-P] HP: 22,400/50,000.
Piono: [AG-P] HP: 19,900/50,000.
Future Piono: [AG-P] HP: 14,900/50,000.
K4yne: [PG-P] HP: 49,900/50,000.
The_Serpent: [PG-P] HP: 49,900/50,000.
fseftr: [PG-P] HP: 49,900/50,000.
Soul of Rebirth: [AG] HP: 9,900/10,000. Leaves in 8 turns.
WheatDOS: [PG] HP: 81,000/90,000.
Doc Scratch: [B
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, Replacement Ducks, Furfrou.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Psycho Waluigi: [H BOSS] HP: 566,666/666,666.
Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 184,500/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 226,000/250,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 49,900/150,000.
Star Destroyer: [N] HP: 133,000/133,000. AG: 12%. PG: 20%. Elevation: 10. Unoccupied. Detachment: 10,000/10,000 HP. +4 AG each turn. +10 PG each turn.
Oryx the Mad God: [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 44,500/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
Rumble McSkirmish: [AG] HP: 60,000/80,000. Super Prefix Combo: IIIIII
Cc3366: [AG] HP: 82,000/91,000.
Ent Ancient: [AG] Damage Taken: 13,500.
Zerg Hive: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Zerglings: 1,000/1,000. (x25.) Hydralisks: 2,000/2,000. (x7.) Roaches: 2,500/2,500. (x5.)
Zerg Hatchery: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Ultralisk Guardian: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Brood Lords: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x2.)
Auto Miner: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Weak Generic Robots: 1/1. (x30,000.)
UNSC 31st Engineering Division: [AG] HP: 5,000/20,000. Mark IX Armor Defense System: 1,000/20,000. Inoperable.
Tactical Fire-Support Walkers: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x12.)
Wither Wolf: [AG] HP: 100/40,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack. Hovering in space.
HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 31,000/80,000. Capturing Star Destroyer. +10% PG each turn.
The Disconator: [PG] HP: 55,000/90,000. Electroswing Bazooka: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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Super Secret Hospital:
Deathclaw: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Ambush Hunters: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x5.)
~~~
Chaos Knight: [N] HP: 62,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIIII Gains 3,000 HP every turn.
Lyralei: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Kardel: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Rotunjere: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 10,575/100,000.
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x4.)
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...Uh...dude, Dimentio just disappeared.
MY 53N50R5 1ND1C4T3 D1M3NT10 H45 B33N K1773D 1N 0UR PR3V10U5 D1M3N510N 0F R351D3NC3.
What!? Okay, I have 4 possibilities.
(going against exactly what I said a few paragraphs ago, this exact conversation happens again. Including the Radioactive parody 'cause why not. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13969038880A73377900&page=18#437 )
So...doomed timeline maybe?
Possibly, but we can't assume anything yet. We're probably safe in this dimension, since the other is ruled by a different god...but I'm not sure that has anything to do with anything.
Alright. So...I guess we start summoning kernelsprites for you and TARDIS?
And our alternates.
uh...okay.
Korean insults: 2/10
Kernelsprite: 1/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo (a second kernelsprite): 1/10
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 3/25
Blackhole bomb: 31/40
Summon. Unknown: 14/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
I EVEN QUOTED
THE DARN THINGS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY ACTIONS LIKE THAT!!!
And I requested that modpack be added as an entity, not to mention there is a sort of a history of players becoming entities for no other reason than to have a health bar to deplete, dying literally would not affect him at all. But whatever.
Also, Aegis currently is keeping a log in a chat between the two of us that contains all of the upgrades and data, I haven't checked it, but unless he stopped working on it, its all in there.
no, the reason the alternate dimentios disappeared was a whole lot of timey-wimey screwy stuff and the GM/first guardian of the DTG continuity got sick of alternate dimentio and removed him.
Anyway, I +3 trade with lord erelye.
I combine the slotted semi with sentry turrets 1/6
I combine the sharpened volcano fragment with a capsule of lava 1/???
I combine the fusion thrower with an energy multiplier 1/6
I finish the spizter bullet. Sorry about suddenly having so many alchemies, I'm trying to wrap up the truck and the flamethrower right now.
7/40
13/15
Wait, Doc Scratch is taking damage now?
Heh.
Oh no you don't, not while Lord English is still alive to take the brunt of the blast.
Darn it.
3x split time-stream sword slash slayer strike!!!
I take Void of Heat, and both pionos take their broken uraniums umbrages, and rush at Scratch, Lord English is suddenly frozen in place by a blast of pure ice magic, and Doc Scratch is being torn to piece by the combo before he can retaliate.
I love time stream weapons.
I want in.
Not yet, you'd tip the OP scale.
Fine...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Watch yourself piono, you're getting cocky again...
I got ninja'd by Twin.
My final upgrade to the Preston Cole has been completed...
Actually, I summoned them to the Engineering Deck and Bridge. Also, blasting engines would deal damage regardless of intent or result. Hostile contested bar added.
Also, unbolding my attack won't do much, but it looks a little less cool...
+3x3 for trade. ONLY ONE PER POST
7/40 x2 in storage
7/40
6/10 x20 in storage
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *10
3/6? Stinger II
IIIii Azura's Black Star.
I Ubercharge piono.
I give pionoplayer a Potion of Superheroics.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Complete alchemy.
Blah blah blah (2/3)
"Hey, you need to make sure you have enough weapons to make sure you don't die in the first two seconds."
"Cmon, Pit! Stop playing that game!"
"I'm sorry, but i can't really do much to the guy who trapped all minecraft players on his server besides kill him. Now please leave me alone."
"Pit, i don't think that's a good reason to-"
"I'll give you these cat ears if you stop bothering me, okay?"
"Okay, okay. I have to admit these are kinda cute."
28/40
27/40
+3 to k4yne
I red barrel a random AG
Does anyone else see THE OPERATOR??? (I thought I/We had gotten rid of him for good!)
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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2/6 for the final semi
2/??? for the axe
2/6 for the final flamethrower
I combine the spizter bullet with another spizter bullet. MOAR DAKKA!!! I MUST HAVE ALL THE DAKKAS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!! 1/3?
8/40
14/15
Both pionos load up their giga guns. I reveal my own personal home-made device: a portal gun that can shoot a near-infinite number of portals, as well as open them mid-air.
The pionos open fire into the area near Doc Scratch and Lord English, and suddenly many, many smaller portals begin opening and closing, catching bullets and rockets and sending them flying into Doc Scratch and Lord English from all over the place, some of them even crossing other portals and ending up hitting before either piono drew his weapon, some even as early as just before my first post for this round.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Build's Castle completed!
It mirrors Split's castle, except in a way Split would like it. It has the same souped up throne, and just by thinking about it, Build can change the castle! There is also a set of traps that only activate for Pro-Split entities and players. Plus, there's a cookie dispenser in the throne! :3
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
/unnull
His Upgrade 8/20
X1 Army 29/30
His Weapons: Vanquisher 4/5 Steamhammer 4/5 Doombringer 1/2 or 0/2 or 2/2 I forgot >.<
I decide to not attack Piono, because WE have a need for carnage and we can't satisfy it with countering piono. In fact, I bribe piono with +1 and I shock him with the Microsoft Computers to make him forget it ever happened.....
I HIDE OUT IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, PREPARING MY UPGRADE, AND CONTROLLING MY STATUE WHILE I HEAL.THE STATUE FIRES EYE BEAMS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI.
MY TURN. DUE TO A PIONO ATTACKING BAN, I DO TWO THINGS. ONE: MAKE GOREPACK A PLAYER ENTITY IN THE THRONE ROOM, NOT IDEA_WEAKPACK_WHATEVER, AND I AM READY TO FIGHT WITH THE XBSS. THE XBOX360 ARMY MOVES OUT TO THE BATTLEFIELD, WHERE THEY ALL FIRE THEIR CANNONS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI. I ATTACK... OHH IT IS JUST SO TEMPTING TO ATTACK PIONO... AHHHGHHHH... WAIT. THE ENRAGED GYRADOS LOOKS POWERFUL. I'LL ATTACK IT. I PULL OUT THE X-WEAPONS, AND MAKE THE_IDEA_XTHING_WEAPON_PACK, WHICH IS A TEMPORARY CONGLOMERATION OF ALL XWEAPONS. I HEAVE IT OVER HEAD, AND STAB/SLAM THEM ALL INTO THE GYRADOS, AND THEN JUMP ON THEM, SPREADING THEM OUT, AND SLOWLY FREEZING, BURNING, SCRATCHING, ELECTRIFYING, SHOOTING, AND SMASHING GYRADOS. THEN I JUMP ONTO THE GYRADOS'S HEAD AND WORMHOLE HIS NOSE AWAY, CAUSING HIM DAMAGE, AND THEN I STAB THROUGH HIS HEAD WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER, AND FORCE POSIONED CARROT JUICE INTO HIS JAW, AND THEN I USE THE CHARGED SWORD TO ELECTRIFY THE LIQUID IN HIS MOUTH, WHICH IS POSIONED, AND THEN I CRAWL INTO HIS MOUTH AND DUAL WIELD PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, SLICING HIS UNDERSIDE AND BACK AT THE SAME TIME. I JUMP OUT OF THE GYRADOS, DRENCHED IN BLOOD, AND MAKE AN X ON THE GYRADOS'S FOREHEAD, IN BLOOD, SIGNIFYING THAT I WAS THERE. I THEN USE THE CARNAGE (AND SOME NON POISONED CARROT JUICE) TO BOOST SPLIT'S PREDOMINATION BAR. I PREPARE THE LAST RESORT THINGS IF SPLIT DIES.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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22/40 | +3 +3 by fseftr | Kamek's Wand
1/14 | Attack: Jolly Good Show
> R. K.: Repair Disconator.
> R. K.: Slash Rumble McSkirmish with The Maroon Marvel.
> K4yne: Defense buff Death. +3 to fseftr. Dance with spies to convince them to join us.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Three rays of light shine upon Build's Castle, and the the Three Spirits appear.
Ah, so this is the battlefield which we have heard of! The Wailing Mountains look massive from here. So, what shall we do, brothers?
I believe we should aid the one who calls upon us. If only we could find him...
He's right here. How can we help you, um... friend?
Thanks for coming here, guys. So, although I'm neutral, I'm certain that things will go really bad if Split wins the battle which will ultimately end Chapter 2. I need you to take care of him while I fire up your ultimates.
So, you call us from our home and ask us to fight your battle?
Uh... yes.
Then we will! It has been some time since this spirit has seen combat.
[AS] Storm Spirit: 50,000 HP.
Ultimate: Balled Lightning. Takes three turns to and 10 charges to activate.
[AS] Earth Spirit: 65,000 HP.
Ultimate: Magnetize. Takes five turns and 20 charges to activate.
[AS] Ember Spirit: 57,500 HP.
Ultimate: Fire Remnant. Takes four turns and 15 charges to activate.
They all attack Split.
I continue to boost Build, in this case by conjuring a medi-gun from TF2, walking up to the nearest AG entity, healing them until Uber fills up, and then Ubering Build. "What, really? Morphic resonance caused a pyro to appear and try to kill me? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH... DIE! *watches pyro waste ammo on fireproof armor until he gets bored, then picks up the pyro, turns them around, and backstabs them with a giant incendiary spy knife"
I consider whether shooting Split with the GAHMD would do any good... Nah, he's immune to attack. Instead I build an Auto-Distracter 9001â„¢, which will do distracting things to Split at the worst possible times, for him, until it is destroyed.
I build the patent-pending "Massive Horde of Even More Gratuitous Killer Robotsâ„¢", then send them to the battlefield to help the other robots I've summoned.
{I'm not sure you quite understand the robots I'm summoning, Twin, they just all attack a random PG entity every turn. All of them. They may lose a few thousand of themselves against anything much, but that's what the AutoFactoMiner is for, it summons a number of them that, given this is how many you made it summon the first time, I'm assuming to be 30,000, each turn. 30,000 seems a bit... much, to me, given that they each do
12 damage, making for a current total of, just from the initial group that came with the AFM,30,00060,000 damage each turn against whatever they decide to attack. I'm assuming this is NOT what you meant to do when you gave me thirty thousand of them, so please nerf them to your hearts content.}{I'm basically just screwing around in the attempt to entertain myself and those around me at this point, I got bored taking this whole thing too seriously, don't
get too hopefulworry though, I'll probably be back to my normal self in a week or two.}happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
/nullpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Uhm, slight problem, he seems to have turned into Australium, because special knife, then melted, for the same reason, then exploded, because bombinomicon.
Uh, you're a Scrake, right? *summons dead Firebug perked soldier, here, haz firebug.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870