Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm = ???
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal = ???
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade = ???
Rail Cannon > Fine = ???
"I'll need all the weapons i need if i want to get through thi-"
"Oh hey Pit! What are you doing over there?"
"Sarah, could you please go somewhere else? I'm experimenting here."
"But didn't that lead to you lo-"
"DON'T TELL THEM THAT!"
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POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 5/10
Tippi: 8/20.
Count Bleck: 8/20.
Even More Research for the Second Time: 4/5
Upgrade: 7/40.
I raise Build's predomination bar and throw pies at Split.
Also, remember to add Mr.Penguin to the battlefield with infinite health.
I direct my failed attacks from my last post onto HIM.
Also Rumble
This "SPLIT" is making a wall shaped wall blocking me. My katana does not work. I will go after my previous targets.
UPPERCUT!
DOWNERCUT!
BOWL OF PUNCH!
Also, when I attack I will say something here, in quotes. Please copy that to the end-of-turn battle next to my attack. For example:
I USE FIST PUNCH RAIN ON THE GODMODDER!
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!"
Also, Bill, do you know who is Sir Quentin Trembly III?
NOT THAT BUFFOON!
Yes that buffoon.
Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 1/40.
WARNING: CORRUPTION AT 15%
Wait wat.
ALTERNATE CORE DETECTED. INITIATE CORE TRANSFER?
YES.
GO AWAY WHEATLY YOU LITTLE Gorilla!
I throw Wheatly at a random PG.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 5/10. ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
1/3
I begin juggling bears. These bears are juggling other bears. Those bears are juggling other bears. This pattern continues until there are bears that juggle me. The sheer amazingness of this raises Twin's Predomination bar.
*sigh* You completely ignored half of what I was saying. Scratch, if all else failed, I could just alchemize another copy of the Doctor's Doom. Once again, I'm not using the ghosts in my attack. Since twinbuilder (as the one updating, not as Build and Split) seems to be intent on blocking my actions based on things I have explicitly stated don't apply, I'll be taking my forty post charge back. And twin, the split personality is just a regular split personality, not a Split. It can't take over his body completely except in moments of extreme mental weakness. It still can really ruin his day though. And future piono does have the Doctor's Doom, because I just copied the future version of the Doctor's Doom from itself. I put both of them into hammer space, deep beyond the reaches of even Doc Scratch, because the Green Sun's power only stretches so far. The copy will eventually become the one used to make the copy, and the one that was just used to make the copy will eventually be drawn out of hammer space to help wail on Doc Scratch. But not yet.
I +3 trade
5/??? for the new truck. You know what, let's just simplify it and say I combined the storage semi with a sentry turret.
I combine a battle axe with a fire bomb 2/???
3/40 x2
9/15 Since Modpack hasn't and probably won't do anything big now that big brown purple text just got one-hit KO'd...
I can't believe he actually did something useful... Better believe it.
Me, piono, and future piono all focus our psychic energies into a 3x predomination bar raise for Build. Can I use the Energy Obliterator again yet? No. The only two entities on the field big enough to warrant it right now are Lord English and Doc Scratch and you wouldn't hit either of them.
MORE GRUESOME? I CAN DO THAT. MODPACK, HELP ME OUT HERE.
Got it. I stab pionoplayer (sorry, not sorry) in the middle of the face with the X-Inferno, and then shoot him with the 006 at the same time, causing MASSIVE temurature disruptions to him, giving him FREEZERBURN. It freezes AND burns him. Then I use some XBeanstalks to- GRUESOME MODE ENGAGED.
AWESOME.I LET GRUESOME ME TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE ATTACK. AWESOME. I USE THE XBEANSTALKS TO RIP OUT PIONO'S HEART, STOPPING ANY TIME TRAVEL FROM WORKING BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE A HEART, BECAUSE I RIPPED IT OUT. IF HE TIME TRAVELS AWAY WHERE I CAN NOT RIP OUT HIS HEART, IT CAUSES A PARADOX AND BOTH HIM AND FUTURE PIONO TAKE PARADOX DAMAGE, BECAUSE WHY DID HE TIME TRAVEL AWAY FROM THAT IF IT NEVER HAPPENED. THEN I SLOWLY SCRATCH HIS FACE WITH THE WOLVERINE, AND STAB HIM IN THE GUT WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER AND IRON WEB, AND THEN I HARD RESET HIM ON THE HEAD. I IMPALE HIM ON THE X-STALKER, WHICH HAS BEEN IN THE SHADOWS THIS WHOLE TIME, AND STICK THAT IN THE GROUND AS A WARNING TO ALL OTHER PIONOS. THEN I COMMAND THE XBSS TO ACTUALLY USE ITSELF AS A SWORD, AND I ATTACK XBEANSTALKS TO IT SO IT CAN WIELD THE GIANT WEAPONS, AND HAVE IT ATTACK THE SOUL OF REBIRTH. I THEN BUY A SPLASH POTION OF REGENERATION, AND USE IT ON THE WITHER WOLF. I THEN PULL OUT THE OLD BLADE SHOOTER WHILE PIONO IS RECOVERING FROM THE ATTACKS, AND SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH IT. I ADD TO SPLIT'S PREDOMINACE, AND MY GRUSOMENESS DOUBLES THE PREDOMINACNE BOOST. I PULL OUT THE TWO FAILSAFES.
SHHHH.... They aren't supposed to know about those...
His Weapons: Vanquisher 2/5 Steamhammer 2/5
Shields up 4/5
His upgrade 6/20
X1 Army 27/30
+3 to Ninjacat9
OBVIOUSLY, FOR THE TIMELINE TO GO RIGHT, WE NEED TO HELP BUILD. BUT LET'S WREAK HAVOC, AND HELP SPLIT. MAYBE SOMETHING INTERESTING WILL COME FROM US DOOMING THE TIMELINE! ALSO, SPLIT, TRY AND BE NICE TO PEOPLE A BIT SO THEY JOIN YOU.
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I send Twin a care package, with a bandaid or two and some cookies. Hopefully, that can heal anything Split does a little bit. I dunno... 2000 health. It also makes you tiny-bitty crit. Not even mini. Because... *gulp*... the Repetitive Ghost.
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Sigh... About this whole tamer class thing... I realize that I've spent 40 posts and a good amount of effort after that to accomplish absolutely nothing. If I list all the times I've tried to use tamer perks, you'll see a recurring theme of pointlessness. I've done 2 mends on Justicar (RIP), neither of which went through, a flurry to attack two entities that promptly disintegrated into an alternate time line, a hunting party for a battle that ended that turn, and another flurry that was simply unaccounted for. So, fine. I'll stop with it. I'd like to ask for a refund on my 40 posts though.
Next entity (Faether most likely) 31/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked
GalacticCraft Rocket 3/3
As entities seem unimportant in this fight, I use the rocket to send the wither wolf up to contend in the star destroyer.
Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 3/??
I looked on the forge page and I think that's what it was called Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 4/?? Or -> fine
I attempt it improve Build's moral by telling him that he can do it and that being able to gather support is not weakness.
I throw a lamp at Mr. Big Bad Brown text guy and tell him to stop picking on Piono.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x3 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating splash rejuvenation potion
No one seems to remember this, but wealth = charges. Thus, following the new stricter charge rules, you cannot both help another player and buy something from Wilson. So sorry Modpack, but no sale. (And I'm not doing this because you're using it to attack one of my entities; I've had to refuse a sale to Aegis.) If I don't enforce this I'm afraid Wilson will suffer a "unfortunate accident".
I go over to retrieve my sword (if the thing i hit was non-organic, like a puppet or robot or something), shooting anything that gets in the way with my T-Tack shooter.
If the thing is actually organic, i let him/her/it keep it, and let it mutate them
(Think super-soldier kinda boost... strength,Speed,Stamina,Agility,with a slight penalty to mental strength. [Maybe kinda rage-y] If the mutant gets shot with Tiberium Tacks, Holds the Pure Tiberium Sword, or otherwise stands in or touches tiberium, it/they will heal a medium-sized bit per round or the duration of contact.)
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I upgrade the AutoFactoMiner, 1/1 It now has 20,000, rather than 15,000 health, any new Weak Generic Robots now have a whopping 2 health, and now do two damage each rather than one damage each. They may be weak as coffee made from roasted kidney beans, but there sure are a LOT of them...
I begin boosting Build by giving him a direct power feed to the unused 33% of my Manufactory's reactor output.
I begin a new sword, it doesn't have a name yet, and I intend to alchemize it immediately, so 1/4
I summon a horde of Mk.20 Less Weak Generic Killer Robots[tm}, then orbital drop them on PG things, in the hope that their landing technique {lithobraking} will hurt what they land on.
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Due to a sudden twist in fate, I conjure up a sword, and decapitate Modpack. I then crush his skull, and later light his liver on fire.
Quest 14/30
Ritual 12/15
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That's we're on standby. It's all fun and game until someone loses an eye. And seeing that both Build and Split have taken damage, I deploy myself (AGAIN) in Auto-Doc form to heal Build.
[P]: DemonicDaVinci
In Auto-Doc mode.
50,000 HP.
I command all my entities to get rid of the Gyarados, considering it's being counterproductive. Also, I urge the AG forces in the Super Secret Hospital to leave so I can prepare to convert the zone into a black market First Aid zone.
SO sorry for my absence! I'm on forced hiatus. It should be over Thursday. Thanks for everyone's patience, feel free to tell me some PMs telling how things are.
2/3
I buy a splash potion of Rejuvination and throw it at Build.
I hire a series of magicians to perform for Build. I point out how every single trick they do is just a trick. Watching them then moralizes Build as he watchs the magicians fail at bluffing and tricking him.
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
It explodes.
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Viridi Claws AND Viridi Palm = ???
Scorpio Staff AND Pisces Heal = ???
Cutter Palm AND Bullet Blade = ???
Rail Cannon > Fine = ???
"I'll need all the weapons i need if i want to get through thi-"
"Oh hey Pit! What are you doing over there?"
"Sarah, could you please go somewhere else? I'm experimenting here."
"But didn't that lead to you lo-"
"DON'T TELL THEM THAT!"
I ask Doc Scratch how exactly Twin will die. Scratch can't lie, sooooo.....
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
11/15 Ritual
I also ask for Scratch's autograph.
I raise Build's predominating bar.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 5/10
Tippi: 8/20.
Count Bleck: 8/20.
Even More Research for the Second Time: 4/5
Upgrade: 7/40.
I raise Build's predomination bar and throw pies at Split.
Also, remember to add Mr.Penguin to the battlefield with infinite health.
I direct my failed attacks from my last post onto HIM.
Also Rumble
This "SPLIT" is making a wall shaped wall blocking me. My katana does not work. I will go after my previous targets.
UPPERCUT!
DOWNERCUT!
BOWL OF PUNCH!
Also, when I attack I will say something here, in quotes. Please copy that to the end-of-turn battle next to my attack. For example:
I USE FIST PUNCH RAIN ON THE GODMODDER!
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!"
Also, Bill, do you know who is Sir Quentin Trembly III?
NOT THAT BUFFOON!
Yes that buffoon.
Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 1/40.
WARNING: CORRUPTION AT 15%
Wait wat.
ALTERNATE CORE DETECTED. INITIATE CORE TRANSFER?
YES.
GO AWAY WHEATLY YOU LITTLE Gorilla!
I throw Wheatly at a random PG.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 5/10.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
Twin, the Zerg Structures didn't summon anything this turn / last turn.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I begin juggling bears. These bears are juggling other bears. Those bears are juggling other bears. This pattern continues until there are bears that juggle me. The sheer amazingness of this raises Twin's Predomination bar.
Scratch, if all else failed, I could just alchemize another copy of the Doctor's Doom. Once again, I'm not using the ghosts in my attack. Since twinbuilder (as the one updating, not as Build and Split) seems to be intent on blocking my actions based on things I have explicitly stated don't apply, I'll be taking my forty post charge back.
And twin, the split personality is just a regular split personality, not a Split. It can't take over his body completely except in moments of extreme mental weakness. It still can really ruin his day though.
And future piono does have the Doctor's Doom, because I just copied the future version of the Doctor's Doom from itself. I put both of them into hammer space, deep beyond the reaches of even Doc Scratch, because the Green Sun's power only stretches so far. The copy will eventually become the one used to make the copy, and the one that was just used to make the copy will eventually be drawn out of hammer space to help wail on Doc Scratch. But not yet.
I +3 trade
5/??? for the new truck. You know what, let's just simplify it and say I combined the storage semi with a sentry turret.
I combine a battle axe with a fire bomb 2/???
3/40 x2
9/15
Since Modpack hasn't and probably won't do anything big now that big brown purple text just got one-hit KO'd...
I can't believe he actually did something useful...
Better believe it.
Me, piono, and future piono all focus our psychic energies into a 3x predomination bar raise for Build.
Can I use the Energy Obliterator again yet?
No. The only two entities on the field big enough to warrant it right now are Lord English and Doc Scratch and you wouldn't hit either of them.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Got it. I stab pionoplayer (sorry, not sorry) in the middle of the face with the X-Inferno, and then shoot him with the 006 at the same time, causing MASSIVE temurature disruptions to him, giving him FREEZERBURN. It freezes AND burns him. Then I use some XBeanstalks to-
GRUESOME MODE ENGAGED.
AWESOME.I LET GRUESOME ME TAKE OVER THE REST OF THE ATTACK.
AWESOME.
I USE THE XBEANSTALKS TO RIP OUT PIONO'S HEART, STOPPING ANY TIME TRAVEL FROM WORKING BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE A HEART, BECAUSE I RIPPED IT OUT. IF HE TIME TRAVELS AWAY WHERE I CAN NOT RIP OUT HIS HEART, IT CAUSES A PARADOX AND BOTH HIM AND FUTURE PIONO TAKE PARADOX DAMAGE, BECAUSE WHY DID HE TIME TRAVEL AWAY FROM THAT IF IT NEVER HAPPENED. THEN I SLOWLY SCRATCH HIS FACE WITH THE WOLVERINE, AND STAB HIM IN THE GUT WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER AND IRON WEB, AND THEN I HARD RESET HIM ON THE HEAD. I IMPALE HIM ON THE X-STALKER, WHICH HAS BEEN IN THE SHADOWS THIS WHOLE TIME, AND STICK THAT IN THE GROUND AS A WARNING TO ALL OTHER PIONOS. THEN I COMMAND THE XBSS TO ACTUALLY USE ITSELF AS A SWORD, AND I ATTACK XBEANSTALKS TO IT SO IT CAN WIELD THE GIANT WEAPONS, AND HAVE IT ATTACK THE SOUL OF REBIRTH. I THEN BUY A SPLASH POTION OF REGENERATION, AND USE IT ON THE WITHER WOLF. I THEN PULL OUT THE OLD BLADE SHOOTER WHILE PIONO IS RECOVERING FROM THE ATTACKS, AND SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT WITH IT. I ADD TO SPLIT'S PREDOMINACE, AND MY GRUSOMENESS DOUBLES THE PREDOMINACNE BOOST. I PULL OUT THE TWO FAILSAFES.
SHHHH.... They aren't supposed to know about those...
His Weapons: Vanquisher 2/5 Steamhammer 2/5
Shields up 4/5
His upgrade 6/20
X1 Army 27/30
+3 to Ninjacat9
OBVIOUSLY, FOR THE TIMELINE TO GO RIGHT, WE NEED TO HELP BUILD. BUT LET'S WREAK HAVOC, AND HELP SPLIT. MAYBE SOMETHING INTERESTING WILL COME FROM US DOOMING THE TIMELINE! ALSO, SPLIT, TRY AND BE NICE TO PEOPLE A BIT SO THEY JOIN YOU.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
> forward, clockwise turn, forward
Next entity (Faether most likely) 31/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked
GalacticCraft Rocket 3/3
As entities seem unimportant in this fight, I use the rocket to send the wither wolf up to contend in the star destroyer.
Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 3/??
I looked on the forge page and I think that's what it was called
Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 4/?? Or -> fineI attempt it improve Build's moral by telling him that he can do it and that being able to gather support is not weakness.
I throw a lamp at Mr. Big Bad Brown text guy and tell him to stop picking on Piono.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x3 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating splash rejuvenation potion
No one seems to remember this, but wealth = charges. Thus, following the new stricter charge rules, you cannot both help another player and buy something from Wilson. So sorry Modpack, but no sale. (And I'm not doing this because you're using it to attack one of my entities; I've had to refuse a sale to Aegis.) If I don't enforce this I'm afraid Wilson will suffer a "unfortunate accident".
+3 for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
If the thing is actually organic, i let him/her/it keep it, and let it mutate them
(Think super-soldier kinda boost... strength,Speed,Stamina,Agility,with a slight penalty to mental strength. [Maybe kinda rage-y] If the mutant gets shot with Tiberium Tacks, Holds the Pure Tiberium Sword, or otherwise stands in or touches tiberium, it/they will heal a medium-sized bit per round or the duration of contact.)
29
29
"DARKNESS!"And with that, the whole battlefield turns black.
Engaging thermal vision.
...
Error.
Circuitry malfunction.
Entity detected.
...RUN.
THE OPERATOR (Slenderman variant) watches the battlefield, judging silently.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I begin boosting Build by giving him a direct power feed to the unused 33% of my Manufactory's reactor output.
I begin a new sword, it doesn't have a name yet, and I intend to alchemize it immediately, so 1/4
I summon a horde of Mk.20 Less Weak Generic Killer Robots[tm}, then orbital drop them on PG things, in the hope that their landing technique {lithobraking} will hurt what they land on.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Quest 14/30
Ritual 12/15
That's we're on standby. It's all fun and game until someone loses an eye. And seeing that both Build and Split have taken damage, I deploy myself (AGAIN) in Auto-Doc form to heal Build.
[P]: DemonicDaVinci
In Auto-Doc mode.
50,000 HP.
I command all my entities to get rid of the Gyarados, considering it's being counterproductive. Also, I urge the AG forces in the Super Secret Hospital to leave so I can prepare to convert the zone into a
black marketFirst Aid zone.Three Spirits: 25/30 x3
I'm on forced hiatus. It should be over Thursday.
Thanks for everyone's patience, feel free to tell me some PMs telling how things are.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Three Spirits x3: 26/30
I heal Split, just for the heck of it. I also drop bandages everywhere on the Battlefield to heal random entities.
I buy a splash potion of Rejuvination and throw it at Build.
I hire a series of magicians to perform for Build. I point out how every single trick they do is just a trick. Watching them then moralizes Build as he watchs the magicians fail at bluffing and tricking him.
???: 6/25
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
I wake up from my dream. Hmmm... What should I do... I've got it!
I give Split the movie Inception. It is good enough that he gains Predomination. Then, I Hell's Instrument Build. As the shell comes closer and closer to his face...
It explodes.
Oh no