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And I'm sooooooooooo sorry if I offended you Erelye, but let me kill the stupid puppet. If you really want to mess with me, attack one of my summons later, killing Doc Scratch will help all of us.

I put out three +1 trades.
2/??? for the new truck
I combine the backburner with a fusion core 1/???
29/40 x4
10/15 x16
A present from future me.
Piono takes a spear, a completely ordinary spear, and slams it down into the ground, haft first.
Okay, maybe not an ordinary spear, because impaled on the spear-point is the head of Lord English.
From the future of course, but there is no denying that it is in fact the head of one deceased Lord English.
Before Doc Scratch can react, he's been frozen solid by the Void of Heat. You remember when I froze Sawbuck so cold time stopped for him? This charge is three times as big- the part of the green sun connected to Doc Scratch just hit 0 degrees Kelvin.
x14
My stored splash potion of crippling hits Scratch, applying the modifier, me and piono down our potions of superheroics for our massive combo. We now have a x2.5 multiplier for the attack that Doc Scratch can't block. Not including Scratch being crippled.
piono opens fire with the giga gun, unloading round after round into the Doctor.
x13
I then go all guns akimbo on him with Danger: High Voltage and the Microsoft Mashup, unloading round after round.
x11
piono leaves the giga gun on a mount, draws broken uraniums umbrage, uses its split time-stream power and seemingly splits in three, and while both I and the mounted giga gun are still shooting Scratch full of holes, rushes up and performs an x3 timestream slasher combo!
x8
He finally finishes the combo as all three guns run out of ammo, and I rush forward with Moh's Malevolence, I smash the first guardian into the ground...
x7
left, then right.
x5
Then up into the air. He goes flying up, and me and piono fly up, armed with all of our alchemies (except the Doctor's Doom) and perform a combo so violent that I can even bleep out its description for fear of the maturity rating.
Doc Scratch hits the ground so hard the crater is deeper than the ravine in the center of the battlefield.
x1
I hand piono the Doctor's Doom. he rushes forward with the broom, and slams it deep into Scratch's chest, then slams him forward and backward again and again on the ground, then proceeds with a kung-fu style beat-down that uses up the rest of the fifteen post charge.
x0
Scratch finally thaws. And then gets hit by the knockback from this entire massive attack. The opening is miniscule, but it will last until today's EoTB, yep, that's right, its a chain attack.
Come help me kill the obnoxious puppet man!
Come one, come all! Fun for the whole family!
(yes, the x? was how many 15 post charges I had left)

HAHA!
We gotta hurry this up...
Why?
Hee hee hee!
Dimentio just zapped Build!
Wouldn't that hurt Split too?
Apparently not!

SolarActive Scans the Apocalypse Zone and Jumble 5 entities' codes

Same action as before for the droid fleet.


upgrade: 7/20

Blackhole bomb: 27/40

Summon. Unknown: 10/40

I put out three +1 trades
3/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new flamethrower
30/40 x4
11/15
I chain into the earlier attack by smacking Doc Scratch with the Doctor's Doom, Andrew Hussie style.
And I try to finish this up as quickly as possible by unloading the giga gun into Doc Scratch while piono does that.
Dimentio is still wreaking havoc in the throne room, blasting fseftr into the wall again and again, that isn't very nice.
Hee hee hee.

Also, music for my fight with Doc Scratch.

POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
Hey pionoplayer! I have a present for you...
I duplicate the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi!
I give the duplicate to piono! It has all the programs(different attacks) I have coded on it so far, sorry but it needs 2 turns to recharge most things, but after this turn you only need to wait one more. For the biggest attack with an 8-turn charge you only need to wait 4 more turns. I toss the weapon to pionoplayer without entering that arena, for now. All I ask is that you +3 me please.
I +3 Pionoplayer.
35/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Tippi: 4/20.
Count Bleck: 4/20.
Even More Research! (4/5)
Upgrade: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 1/10.
​I find a random circuit on the ground and attach it to the Raspberry Helmet. It was the DISPLAY SCREEN and MICROPHONE circuit! This allows me to view things from the Raspberry Helmet.

Hey Raspberry Helmet, give me info on Doc Scratch.
INTERPRETED: INTO DƠ̧̛̪̝̙̦᷊̘ͤ͌ͨ̑͂̒͑͑̓͟T̢̨̛̛̜̟̲̭͋ͩ̔̈̿̾͟ ̛̛̗͔͉̔̂̓̎̀̇̃̓͐̚S̵̛̛̲̙̩̑᷆̎ͭ̍̈̐͌͞T̸̛̛̟̰̿ͦ͆̊̒̆́́̍᷾R̸̶̛̛̻̱͕̙᷂̞̋̌̈̚͜I̵̸̡̛̛̯̖̲̯͕̼̜̅᷈ͮK̛̛͙̤̠͔̠̞ͮ̒̐̅᷾̈̑E̢̛̛᷊͍͖᷊̘̜̭᷃͂̈͒᷆.̛̛̹̜͈̬͖̦̍̾̉̄̄᷆͘ ̡̛̛̖͕͖͋̌̉̌ͤ᷇̑͐͝C̵̛̛᷊̦̬̰͕ͥ̅ͦ̀̂᷃̎Ơ̛͚͇̌ͬ᷾̀͂̆̿᷾̌̕͜R̸̡̛̛̭͎ͧͮ᷃̈ͯ̔᷀̚̚R᷿͏̷̛̛̮͚̲̥̑̍̌᷾̅͡ECT?
NO.
TRANSPORTING YOU INTO DOT STRIKE... TELEPORTATION CIRCUIT NOT FOUND.
Ugh, I need to fix that microphone...

REPAIR RESTING: 0/3
INVENTORY:
Raspberry Helmet(WORN) Status:
ELECTRICITY: FOUND.
PATH FINDER: FOUND.
ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED.
DISPLAY SCREEN: DAMAGED.
MICROPHONE: DAMAGED.
TELEPORTATION: MISSING.
INTERWEBS: MISSING.
HEALER: MISSING.
DISGUISE: MISSING.
HDD: MISSING.
SSD: MISSING.
PCI-E SSD: MISSING.
RAM: 1 GIGABYTE.
OS: N̫͖̫̘̫̪̭̫̣̘̫̖̳̫͈̫̫̲̫̫̫̳̫̣̫᷿̫̫̤̫᷃᷉᷉̂̽᷉᷈᷉̂ͫ̄᷉͗̄᷆᷉̈̋̂᷇ͯ᷉̓ͬ᷉ͪ̂᷇᷉̈́᷈͜͠U̴̷̴̵̵̡̫̫̫̰̫̣̫̣̙̫͔̫̟̫̫͔᷿̫͇̫̫͍̣̫͔̫̫᷂̫ͨ᷉͋̆̂᷉̿᷉́᷉̂ͪ᷉͂̋̄͑᷉̂͑͋᷉͛᷉ͨ̂᷉ͣL̫̫̲̲̫᷂̫̣̫᷊̫̫͌ͨ᷉̂᷉᷅̀᷃᷉͛̂͘͟͠͏̶̡̡̹̫᷊̫̫̘̫̰̫̣͕̫̫̬̹̫̫̫̺᷉͛̄́᷉᷾ͦ̂ͣ᷉᷉̂᷉᷆L̫̫̪̫̻̗̫̣̫̟̙̫ͭ͗᷉̑̂̒᷉᷁᷉̈̂ͅ͏̷̧̡̫̫̫̥̫̬̟̫̫̣̻̫̫̫͓̫᷀᷉͗͑̄᷅᷉̂᷉ͩ᷉ͪ᷅̂ͭ᷈᷉͒͟
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING.
READY FOR ACTION.
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 2
PROGRAMS: 7

I trade a +3 with Talist and +3x2 with piono

20/40 x4 in storage
20/40
7/10x23 in storage
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *12 - Invisibility on
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 5/5 - I get Unobtanium Glaive! A Glaive forged of the finest Unobtanium! Lv. 4 equivalent.
Broken Windows 2/2
Broken Windows AND Minirail 1/?



Iiiii Azura's Black Star

Quote from pionoplayer

And I'm sooooooooooo sorry if I offended you Erelye, but let me kill the stupid puppet. If you really want to mess with me, attack one of my summons later, killing Doc Scratch will help all of us.

I put out three +1 trades.
2/??? for the new truck
I combine the backburner with a fusion core 1/???
29/40 x4
10/15 x16
A present from future me.
Piono takes a spear, a completely ordinary spear, and slams it down into the ground, haft first.
Okay, maybe not an ordinary spear, because impaled on the spear-point is the head of Lord English.
From the future of course, but there is no denying that it is in fact the head of one deceased Lord English.
Before Doc Scratch can react, he's been frozen solid by the Void of Heat. You remember when I froze Sawbuck so cold time stopped for him? This charge is three times as big- the part of the green sun connected to Doc Scratch just hit 0 degrees Kelvin.
x14
My stored splash potion of crippling hits Scratch, applying the modifier, me and piono down our potions of superheroics for our massive combo. We now have a x2.5 multiplier for the attack that Doc Scratch can't block. Not including Scratch being crippled.
piono opens fire with the giga gun, unloading round after round into the Doctor.
x13
I then go all guns akimbo on him with Danger: High Voltage and the Microsoft Mashup, unloading round after round.
x11
piono leaves the giga gun on a mount, draws broken uraniums umbrage, uses its split time-stream power and seemingly splits in three, and while both I and the mounted giga gun are still shooting Scratch full of holes, rushes up and performs an x3 timestream slasher combo!
x8
He finally finishes the combo as all three guns run out of ammo, and I rush forward with Moh's Malevolence, I smash the first guardian into the ground...
x7
left, then right.
x5
Then up into the air. He goes flying up, and me and piono fly up, armed with all of our alchemies (except the Doctor's Doom) and perform a combo so violent that I can even bleep out its description for fear of the maturity rating.
Doc Scratch hits the ground so hard the crater is deeper than the ravine in the center of the battlefield.
x1
I hand piono the Doctor's Doom. he rushes forward with the broom, and slams it deep into Scratch's chest, then slams him forward and backward again and again on the ground, then proceeds with a kung-fu style beat-down that uses up the rest of the fifteen post charge.
x0
Scratch finally thaws. And then gets hit by the knockback from this entire massive attack. The opening is miniscule, but it will last until today's EoTB, yep, that's right, its a chain attack.
Come help me kill the obnoxious puppet man!
Come one, come all! Fun for the whole family!
(yes, the x? was how many 15 post charges I had left)

HAHA!
We gotta hurry this up...
Why?
Hee hee hee!
Dimentio just zapped Build!
Wouldn't that hurt Split too?
Apparently not!

Deal.
I withdraw my last post, and use it on piono instead.
Quest 8/30
Ritual 6/15
I send a robotic jet to kamikaze the Doomsday Stables. The plane is reinforced by a rope made of steel wool connected to the sun. This means that due to the current instability of physics, if this attack fails, it will bring the sun down on the Stables.

16/20

Potion of Veggies OOO Unorthodox Crop 1/2.

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
34/40 | +3 +3 by fseftr | Disco Surprise

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (3/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (3/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (3/4)

> R. K.: Random AG gets hit with a lightning bolt. I GOT THE POWAH!
> R. K.: return the favor. +3 to fseftr.

OK, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, MR 5L1N65H07. YOU'VE TRIED TO BOMB ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES. I SMASH THE SOLARCOMPUTERTHING WITH MY STEAMHAMMER, WHICH IS CHARGED UP ALL THE WAY. THAT HAS GOTTA DO SOME MASSIVE DAMAGE. THEN I SLICE THE DROID BOMBERS WITH THE VANQUISHER. THE XBEANSTALKS SLICE THE DROID BOMBER ARMY. THE XBSS SLICES THE DROID BOMBER ARMY. SLICE-Y DICE-Y X3 C-C-C-COMBO! THEN WE ALL RETREAT TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD TO HEAL.

WAIT.
NOW THAT I AM IN CONTROL, I CAN ALCHEMIZE!
A L C H E M Y T I M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, SO SINCE I AM IN CONTROL OF IDEA_MODPACK, I CAN USE HIS STUFF TO ALCHEMIZE, CORRECT?
IRON WEB > ENLARGE
006> ENLARGE
ANTIMATTER X-BOX && RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH && HARD RESET 1/6

NOW LET'S CONTINUE SOME CHARGES OR WHATEVER.
ME2 27/40
X1 ARMY 17/30
CHARGES 9/10
+3 TO NINJACAT9







Hacking = IIIII
SELF REPAIR = IIIII

+3 idea modpack

10/10 Fully charged: I summon from the ancient myths of Rome: Hercules, with his rippling butt muscles! Hp: 20000/20000 Super Attack: Wrestling Tacklebomb; Hercules tackles the target and hurtles down with it a few dozens of meters. Damages them 7000 hp. Hercules also takes damage, but only 500 damage because he has practiced this move thousands of times

15/40 charging some random cray cray entity. (15 from idea modpack)

I also shoot a large green laser beam at the stables. I happened to be a bouncing beam, and ricocheted off to hit a random PG player.

Do you even know who Scratch is, piono? Do you? Like you, that's not his real name. Here's what some fans think.

Warning: heavy spoilers ensue.

/null
Ninjacat, you can only charge up to 40.

The noob bomber squadron arrives! Unfortunately, none of them took piloting courses, so they all crash into each other, and then form a flaming ball of wreckage, which crashes into the stables, exploding all the plane fuel and the bombs inside the planes. A few noobs managed to escape in parachutes, but the army is still in shambles...

It appears that the forums are massively derping up today. Not only are the font tags getting messed up, I've also had to deal with a post-too-long error.

Nimbleguy, PLEASE remove the formatting from your posts and make them shorter. I believe you are the most major contributor to this problem.

Quote from Minor107

I do the most nonchalant grenade throw EVER at a random PG entity.

You deal 4,000 damage to the HMS Invictus!

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

[ 31 / 40 ]
Ultralisks spawned!

[ 19 / 20 ]
Make sure the Grove fits in well with the scenery...

EnderPoints v1.0
[/LVL 1/++=/]
[MAX ENDER-SQUADS: 1]

Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]

I-

"The TPP Hivemind has been slain!"
...
NO.
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN!
...
[ 1 / 40 ]

I FLIP THE HELIX out and end up tearing through the Apocalypse Zone, hurting several entities.

The Ender Colossus will use Telesmash on the HMS Invictus.
The Kestrel will use Burst Laser on the HMS Invictus.
The Enderbats continue to guard Twin.

You deal 5,000 damage to Ron the Narrator, a Deathclaw, and the Doomsday Stables!

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from Amperz4nd

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]"Actually, I have played billiards, or pool, as we call it here, I simply have not read Homestuck. [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]As to giving you things, and Split, or whatever he's called, being very pleased and malevolent, has it not occurred to you that it is possible both to be AG and partially evil, and in my case, pyromanic, I know exactly what I'm doing in giving you weapons and defences, I'm trying to get you/split to destroy things gratuitously. [/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]HEH."[/font]


GAHMD charging 2/3

Herovirus-Mech 36/40 {Don't worry, I'll give you a list of stats to nerf before I summon it all the way}

Rainbow Matter research 2/5

I would firstly like to apologize for any annoyance I may have caused, or will cause. I would secondly like to point out that the Godmodder seems rather... inactive for a despotic, hacking server admin, and suggest that he do more stuffs. Go watch some of Oldmanwillakers' old DVZ videos if you need inspiration. I had another thing, but then I got forgetful. DAMMIT BRAIN.

{Edit. this wasn't what I meant to say, but either the Library is incompletely filled in, or, and this is my assumption, not every book has been opened}

The reason the Godmodder seems inactive is because in this part of the war, the Invasion is the main threat. The Godmodder will return to the spotlight later.
What makes you so sure? We all know how "powerful" he really is. I bet I could take him.
Really? You're that optimistic?
Kind of, yeah. What's so difficult about beating him? I do have OP status, after all.
Wait. What?

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

Ok, here are the upgrades to Regnum Dei, in reverse chronological order.

+3 to Ninjacat9

006 5/6

me2 25/40
x1 army 15/30
Charges 7/40

[font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif]I AM BACK. MY VANISHMENT IS OVER. I COME OUT OF BEING VANISHED AND I STRIKE PROJECT NEXUS WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS CHARGED FULLY.[/font]

oH NO. He's back. Wait, I just thought of a plan.

I attack the Solaractive computer with the The Iron Web, using almost my full power, but not my complete full power, which is using what is left of the Microsoft Cloud AI system. I strike it, and then slash that same spot with my XWolverine.

The XBSS heals in the Microsoft Cloud, and the XBOX360 Army attacks the HMS Inviticus, then goes back to the Microsoft Cloud,

Thank you very much! I wonder how much time it will take me to add these all oh wait I already finished. LOL
...I am suddenly very scared.

You destroy the remaining Firewall! Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from PitTheAngel

29/40

"...Waluigi's dead, i suppose. Good. Now we can focus on more important things li-"

Waluigi [H]: 300,000/600,000

"WAIT WHAT?"

"WALUIGI STILL HAS SOME FUN TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE."

"FUN TRICKS LIKE THIS."

"Oh [font=courier new,courier,monospace]gorilla [/font]WE'RE ALL DEAD"

Psycho Waluigi [H]: 1,666,666/1,666,666
Base Damage: ~8,500

"Well, we are all dead. So very dead."

(This is supposed to be the replacement for Chris-Chan, if you didn't notice. Oh, i will love the carnage on all sides.)

Psycho Waluigi appears! Let's just hope he doesn't try to take over again--

WAA.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH OH NO YOU DON'T!

Quote from Aegis-A095

10/40 x4 in storage
10/40
7/10x22 in storage
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13 - Imvisibility on KageKame
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 4/5
Broken Windows 1/?

IIIIi Azura's Black Star - III

40/40 - A very enraged and hateful Gyrardos lands atop a few entities in the AZ and begins mucking about, killing everything that moves.
[H] 50000/50000 - III: Cast Soul Trap on Gyrardos. All of Gyrardos' kills count to Azura's Black Star.
IIIIIIIII - Enraged: Will last for 9 turns. During this period of time, all damage dealt by Gyrardos will mini-crit. After Gyrardos takes 25000 in damage, Enraged will be re-engaged.
III - Hyperbeam: Deals 9000 damage to an entity. Damage halfed next turn/Negated while Enraged is active.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Splash: Deals 15000 damage to 3 entities. Absolute ridiculousness.
Deals 4000 damage to two entities per turn unless doing an attack. After using Hyperbeam, only attacks one target for 4000.
NOTE: Gyrardos acts independent of me and will use charged attacks as soon as they're ready!

I'm the one who brewed the Potion of Godliness you derp!

+3x2 for trade ()
CAN ONLY BE CLAIMED 1 PER POST

Enraged Gyarados appears! Its stats look fine, although Splash's power will be lowered.

oh

ok

Quote from Flare Flames

> go to "Walk?" room, forward, left

Sorry I haven't been doing your Antilogs lately.
No, he's not sorry. In fact, he's grateful that he doesn't have to play such a stupid game every day.
HEY SHUT UP! Antichamber is NOT stupid! Stop putting words in my mouth!
I don't need to. They're already there.
Can you really just close our mouth for 5 seconds? The last thing I want is players rebelling against me. Because if it ever comes down to it, they're my last hope.

Quote from Amperz4nd

Mkay, y'know how it's possible to combine charges? And y'know how it's supposedly impossible to charge a thing more than once a post? Can't I just say something like, "randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2" and then combine them all next post?

I add Cold Microfusion Power Cell to the Alchemiter database {this hardly seems overpowered, given that it is basically a very advanced long-life battery}

I begin an alchemy: Entropy Ingot AND Auto-Scattergun 1/4 {if you can have more than two items, a Cold Microfusion Power Cell is also added, and the charge amount is 1/6}

I begin an alchemy: Antiparticle Beam Cannon Very Fine 1/?? {I don't know how long this is gonna take, as I have not done much alchemy}

GAHMD ready to fire! 3/3 I decide to keep it, and charge it up further, as it looks like trouble's on the way, and I want my guns all loaded for the big event.

Rainbow Matter research 3/5

Herovirus-Mech 37/40

I start firing every non-GAHMD non-melee weapon at my disposal towards every PG and hostile N entity I can find.

No. You can't do that. That would just be a cheap way to create a 10-post charge using only 2 posts. And I know a few other people that are going to or have done this, too...

You add a COLD MICROFUSION POWER CELL to the Alchemiter's Supplies.

Entropy Ingot AND Auto-Scattergun AND Cold Microfusion Power Cell = The Mercurian Malady (Level 5: 1/6)

Antiparticle Beam Cannon > Very Fine = Antiparticle Annihilator (Level 10: 1/11)

It looks like you can't make this alchemy currently.

You destroy 4 Vulture Droid Fighters!

Quote from engie_ninja

"Bored. So very bored. Only 5 more days until I reappear. Actually, that gives me an idea..."

Mysterious player construction: [5/40]
Mysterious player construction: [5/40]

For no reason whatsoever, a Star Destroyer warps in.

Star Destroyer [N]: 333000/333000 [Unoccupied: requires crew] [Elevation: 10] [Contested: 0% AG, 0% PG]

"Hey cool, a star destroyer. Someone go capture it."
But first we have to reach it.
It IS in space after all.
"Actually, it's in orbit, but I see your point."

A Star Destroyer appears! It will not have as much HP, but I like the concept behind it.

Quote from Talist

I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.

Level 4, TP: 0/80 -- Focus: ============== 35/60 DING!
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 13/40
I'll start charging up "Ammo charges" to use for more powerful attacks.
Ammo charge 1/5

If Twin allows that star destroyer, I start collecting materials for a GalacticCraft Rocket 1/3

Spectrum horse armor: done
Powered circuit crash && gold ingot 1/??


Piono, you're most likely doomed because you annoyed TwinBuilder. But, annoying Scratch is one of my top priorities so I'll give some help. I start sniping Scratch with The Silicon Steam Punker.

=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/?? potion of honey || cake 2/2 GAH! How hard is it to empty a bottle onto a cake? Cake && potion of honey 1/??

+3 up for trade with any AG

You got THE STALLION'S SPECTRUM! Horse armor made out of pure (and surprisingly durable) glass. It can also reflect light and create dazzling colors!

I'm sorry, but what is a "Powdered Circuit Crash?"

"Doomed" is putting it lightly.

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Let's see...a Silicon Steampunker, eh? Impressive. Last time I saw one of those, the bullet went right through the target's eye. He couldn't see that one coming.[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Of course, this time around, I won't have any eyes to be shot at.[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]If I may, I would like to slow down my surroundings to a crawl, leaving me the only object in this server to be walking at a normal pace. "Bullet time," if you will. Now, what would the best way be to cause this bullet to wreak as much mayhem as possible?[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Ah. Of course. I just have to touch it lightly right here...like so.[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]There we go. Time is accelerating at its normal pace. Even though time doesn't really accelerate at all. It's just a figure of speech. And the bullet goes...right through poor Piono's head. He'll feel that one in the morning.[/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Talist, have I ever told you how much of a good shot you are? You're right up there with the best Minecraft snipers in existence, if your worth was measured by "flashiest accidental headshots."[/font]

Cake AND Potion of Honey = Honey Cake (Level 1: 1/2)

Quote from Amperz4nd

GAHMD entering overcharge... 4/3

Entropy Ingot AND Automatic Scattergun 2/whichever it was

APBC very fine 2/??

Rainbow matter research 4/5

Herovirus-Mech 38/40

If Twin allowed it, I send a detachment to the Star Destroyer to assist AG takeover. I also begin preparations to go myself.

The Detachment will forward AG progress by 4% each turn.

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
24/40 | +1 +1 by fseftr | Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]> R.K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]> R. K.: Alchemization Robot Buddy Program Phase 3[/font]

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (1/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (1/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (1/4)

The Necrowombicon is the Necronomicon-style book from Penny Arcade Adventures if someone does not know. Just to clarify that i know what i put in that alchemy.

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = The Black Flag (Level 5: 1/6)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = Hollowed Be Thy Skull (Level 4: 1/5)
Red Rum AND The Necrowombicon = The Wombat's War Machine (Level 3: 1/4)

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Phantasm: Ready.

A bolt of Chaos strikes down upon Chaos Knight, and he pulls on his battles from other dimensions to spawn his other forms.

Chaos Illusions: [font=courier new,courier,monospace]LYRALEI[/font], [font=courier new,courier,monospace]KARDEL[/font], and [font=courier new,courier,monospace]ROTUNJERE[/font]
Instantly killed after the 'real' Chaos Knight is killed. They disappear after three turns.
Each have 45,000 HP.

The Chaos Knights (along with the Horsemen, if fseftr grants permission) ride into the fray, and each of them go for a specific target. The 'real' Chaos Knight goes for the Kage Kami, Illusion [font=courier new,courier,monospace]LYRALEI [/font]goes for the constructs, Illusion [font=courier new,courier,monospace]KARDEL[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] [/font]goes for the Touhou Squad, and [font=courier new,courier,monospace]ROTUNJERE [/font]attacks the Constructs. I also use [font=courier new,courier,monospace]CHRONOSPHERE [/font]to stun the attacking forces.

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from The_Serpent

...
WHAT?
How... how is this possible? I...
COME OFF IT. YOU WERE. A WEAK ENTITY. ANYWAY.

I turn towards the AZ AGs and stare at Tenshi, straight in the eyes. Tenshi has no idea what this will do, so he doesn't godmod it. Suddenly, my eyes start to glow and the air between our eyes heats up, burning and dealing damage to Tenshi.

I give Twin another Orb upgrade. This one allows him to summon any entity on the main Battlefield bar bosses to his throne room at any timw. Entities in the Apocalypse Zone, Computer, Microsoft Cloud, or Ruins cannot be summoned. It is called the Summon Orb, predictably.

I'm talking in code, so Build will have trouble seeing this. But every time Build himself uses either Orb, he will have a little of his strength drained. Eventually, Build will still definitely exist, but he'll have to recover his energy, allowing you to do whatever you want for a turn or so. I know you're up to something bad. VERY bad. And that's EXACTLY what I want. This is going to be so much fun.

Heh.

You deal 5 damage to Tenshi!

Wow, this looks nice! Thanks for the Summon Orb.

Well, it looks like someone knows where their loyalties lie. Nice work.

Quote from rougesteelproject

27
27
5

I T-Tack shoot an entity on the faction with the most entities

"Why would Tiberium-Tacking a Nexus Mook turn it into a mutant?"

because tiberium turns animals into scary mutants (Or sometimes blob monsters) if the thing does not die from exposure http://cnc.wikia.com...berium_wildlife

You deal 6,000 damage to Insanity!

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Three Spirits: 1/30

I use the [font=courier new,courier,monospace]LAGUNA BLADE [/font]on the Kage Kami.

You deal 4,000 damage to the Kage Kami!

Quote from Minor107

I make schematics for a new castle for twin to reside in!

Twin's castle: 1/10

I would appreciate some help with this.

Yeah, don't mean to dash your hopes, but your help isn't needed. Right?
Hey! I'd like my own castle--
Right. Anyway. Back to mayhem!

Quote from fseftr

+3 to k4yne, +3 claimed

9/40 x2
2/4

Split! Why did you edit my post?
What a bad person.
I thought you were on our side.
You were wrong.
Perhaps, it's just one ti...
He's betrayed you.
Well...
HE'S BETRAYED YOU!
Yes, yes he has!
Kill Twin!
Kill Twin!

With a wave of my hand, the horsemen and I appear in the throne room.

I proceed to red barrel the sniper joe.

I order the horsemen to attack the AG forces in the throne room.
I also ask when anti-build and anti-split will return, if they do, they go for twin.

Team Spirits AND Redstone 1/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 1/?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not make any accusations we're going to regret, now, alright? Besides, can't you take a joke? Besides, Greenie over here knew it was a joke. He fixed it.

But if you insist that your forces will come here...

...it looks like I'm going to be able to test what Regnum Dei can REALLY do.

Oy vey.

Sniper Joe killed! Your entities will do as you say.

Team Spirits AND Redstone = The Charged Uber (Level 5: 1/6)
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle = Umbrella Warfare (Level 5: 1/6)

Quote from PitTheAngel

30/40

"Well, considering what's about to happen, we should probably get more equipment then we already have.

Flintlock Staff AND Royal Blade = ??? (1/2)
Phosphora Bow AND Stealth Claws = ??? (1/2)
Earthmaul Club AND Aurum Orbitars = ??? (1/2)

Here comes the Kid Icarus alchemies!

Flintlock Staff AND Royal Blade = King's Musket (Level 1: 1/2)
Phosphora Bow AND Stealth Claws = Crackle Gauntlets (Level 1: 1/2)
Earthmaul Club AND Aurum Orbitars = Horizon Projectors (Level 1: 1/2)

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
28/40 | +3 by fseftr | Disco Surprise

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (2/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (2/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (2/4)

[font=courier new,courier,monospace]> R.K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]> R. K.: Supply tea and buff random PG unit.[/font]

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box

You help out the HMS Invictus! The tea restores +3,000 HP, and you make its attack this turn crit!

Quote from fseftr

And we know what we're doing.
Vengeance.
Fam... right, vengeance. Sure.

+3 to k4yne, +3 claimed

11/40 x2
4/5

Team Spirits AND Redstone 2/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 2/?

I use team spirits to heal famine.

Ugh. I don't like the looks of this. And yet I don't think I can count on Mr. Bipolar over here to help out...
You got that right, Greenie.

Whatever... +7,500 HP.

Quote from Nimbleguy

POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
33/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 5/6.
Tippi: 2/20.
Count Bleck: 2/20.

Virus found hibernating in trash can.
Virus code:
01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 0101110 0101110 0101110
Trust or no trust?
Quarantine for now.
Quarantined.
Hey, Bill do you know of any... other universes?
Oh, I know lots of things...
LOTS OF THINGS...
Ok, good. Nonksa.,sdnoweiuhfsidjfhkmseuyfiushdj--------HALT............................................
*Buuuuuuuuuuuuh*
*Click*
*Spinning drive sound that is there for nogalista*
VIRUSos LOADED.
Now... HEY BACKUP THING!
ACTIVATI--- DE_E_E
NOPE. HEY, INSERT THESE DRIVES YOU MODIFICATION THING.
N-Detaching mo--NO--difier...
Done.










*STARTUP SOUNDS*
NIMBLEos STARTING UP...DONE.
Here, I gave you a less corrupted PCI-E SSD.
Thanks, but sorry about the deleting...
It's my job. But, I have to take my leave. Adios!
And, I think it is time for an upgrade. (1/40)

Even More Research! (2/5)
Project Penguino(5/6)
Build, I shall help you next post.
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (3/3)
+1 Program.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
[font='courier new', ', courier, monospace} ']PROGRAMMER:
[font='courier new', courier, monospace]CLASS: [font='courier new', courier, monospace]ALPHA
[font='courier new', ', courier, monospace} ']​EXPERIENCE: 2
PROGRAMS: 7

Hey, thanks!
Oh, don't help Greenie over here! He's perfectly fine, trust me!
No. Actually, I really don't think--
Oh shut up! You're gonna be JUST FINE.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

+3 to Ninjacat9

006 6/6

Me2 26/40
X1 Army 16/30
Charges 8/40

You DARE kill part of the XBOX360 Army?!?!?!?! Oh no you DON'T. I pull out The Iron Web, and then slice-
HEHEHE... HE'S DISTRACTED...
HIM right in the face, using most of the energy from my (dear, sweet, precious) Microsoft Cloud AI!
WHA-
HACKING PROCESS INITIATED. HACKING = IIIII
WHAT?
But! What?!?! THAT'S THE POWER HE INFUSED INTO MY WEAPONS?! I COULD'VE BROUGHT HIM BACK!?!
NOW'S MY CHANCE. I SLAM that loser INTO THE WALLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AGAIN, KNOCKING HIM OUT.

I'M IN CONTROL NOW.
NOW, WHO IS THE SUCKA THAT RUNS THIS JOINT? SEEMS LIKE THIS DOC SCRATCH GUY IS RUNNIN SOME OF IT. I'LL PUT HIM ON MY HIT LIST. IN THE MEANTIME, I SMASH THE SOLARACTIVE WHATEVER WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS UNCHARGED. SPEAKING OF UNCHARGED VANQUISHERS, I CHARGE MY VANQUISHER. IIIII I THEN RETURN TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND I GO TO THE CONTROLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND PUT SOME OF THOSE XBEANSTALKS ONTO THE THRONE, AS WEAPONS. LITTLE HEALTH, CAN BE CHARGED, MASSIVE DAMAGE. YER WELCOME, RED TEXT GUY. I ALSO USE THE MICROSOFT CLOUD CONTROLS TO HAVE THE XBOX360 ARMY ATTACK THAT STUPID COMPUTER. THE SOLARWHATEVER ONE. I HATE THAT THING. THE GIANT SWORD THING STAYS IN THE CLOUD, AND I BRING THE XBOX ARMY BACK HERE TOO. I STEAL BOTH OF THEIR HEALS, BY USING THAT COMPUTER THING, AND PUT WHAT WOULD'VE HEALED THEM TOWARDS MY HEALTH.






SELF REPAIR PROCESS = 1/5

You got 006! A black-and-red, technological version of the standard Sonic Snowballer that brings to mind Shadow's color scheme rather than Sonic's. It appears to run an automated firing system using XBOX technology as well. Anyone up for a snowball fight?

Your Iron Web slice deals 7,500 damage to the GNSPP! However, you're promptly knocked out. Heh... That was pretty futile. Fun to watch, though.
Just how much do you enjoy seeing people getting hurt?
Depending on how they're hurt... A lot.
Who LIKES watching people die?!
This is a rhetorical question, isn't it.
Madmen and pyschopaths, that's who! And I'm starting to doubt you NOT being one of those!
REALLY? When did you figure that out?
AGH! Godmodder, I hate you! SO MUCH!
Oooooh. I see. I didn't know you felt that way. I'm afraid that I'm already going out with someone.
Maybe later!
...
You...
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
And you rage, too! Just like The_Serpent's future clone! Hahahah, this is HILARIOUS! It's too much!
SHUT UP!
No. No, I don't think I will.
In fact, I think I'm going to have to speak in INCESSENTLY BOLD TEXT UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN!
...
What... What are you doing to me...

Your entities will do as you say...

Quote from Nimbleguy

POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
34/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 6/6.
I wear my raspberry helmet.
ELECTRICITY: FOUND.
PATH FINDER: FOUND.
ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING.
[font=courier new, courier, monospace]​INITIALIZATION COMPLETE.
Tippi: 3/20.
Count Bleck: 3/20.
Even More Research! (3/5)
Project Penguino(6/6)

I gather some rope.
I enter the MIND of TWINBUILDER.
I confront Split.
COURAGE LEVEL: 100%
PREPAREDNESS: 100%
SMARTNESS: 100%
CORRUPTION: 0%
ELECTRICITY: [font=courier new, courier, monospace]INFINITE
STRIFE!
I use PROJECT PENGUINO!
ALL THE PENGUINS I SUMMONED FROM PROJECT LONLY PENGUIN ARE NOW HUGGING SPLIT.
My pet penguin exits the mind and is now INVINCIBLE and IN THE BATTLEFIELD.(Remember: It only is cute, does not attack)
I FREEZE SPLIT, he cannot move!
I NOGALISTA him causing split to become 8-Bit!
I Shoot a tuba onto split's head!
I BREATH FIRE onto Split!
I teach the penguins how to tie and untie rope.
I use ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM, Burning, Electricuting, then Freezing split!
I use NYAN CUBE MODE on split!
I use MUSHROOM BOMB on SPLIT, poisoning him!
I use NULL CUBE mode on split, Setting his pointers to null!
I use VOID MODE on Split, the void engulfs him.
My penguins tie the rope around split!
The penguins are so cute that split is too weak to brake the rope while the penguins are around!
I tell the penguins to take orders from Build only, and they understand correctly.
While all this is happening, my Raspberry Helmet tells me of what split is doing, and if he tries anything I glue the CUTE-PENGUIN SCREEN onto split's face!(The screen still shows armies of cute penguins being cute)
All of the attacks hit split but avoided the penguins.
(This is in the mind, so split has a physical form for himself in there)
None of these attacks hit build!
YOU LOSE, SPLIT!
Ha Ha! Squeak!
Good job there.
Thanks.
I exit Twinbuilder's mind. Build is now in control of his body and split.
RESTING TO REPAIR(Cannot attack next turn) (-1/3)

Upgrade: 2/40.

You got the RASPBERRY HELMET! It is a useful helmet that can do many things like inform you of important tasks and show you your general location.

Wow...that's actually a really powerful attack! I applaud you for your effort. Except there's one small problem.

YOU.

CAN'T.

GET.

INTO.

MY.

MIND.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /// ]

[ 32 / 40 ]
Now to contact the Queen of Blades...

[ 20 / 20 ]
Ent Ancient COMPLETE! This charge will be held back for a time being.

[ 2 / 40 ]
It is time to call upon our saviour.

[ Current Enderpoints: 2 / 3 ]

I deploy a +3 on Piono.

I teleport into the Apocalypse Zone and attack the Doomsday Stables with my Enderdragon Scythe.
...
Getting Death's skull could be awesome for this weapon...

You deal 7,500 damage to the Doomsday Stables!

Quote from pionoplayer

Ooooh, hit a nerve there Scratch?
Wow, we got him to insult us, we're making progress.
Yep. And I reckon he isn't too happy that the only way he can observe us is through the update terminal and observing the chaos we're causing indirectly.

And which plan? I have a whole lot, some of them are out there, some of them, meh. If you're referring to the one twin knows about I haven't so much planned that as decided not to stop it, that one's the OP king's and I only know about it through time travel.

And Scratch, you seem to forget... I created something far more immense than paradox space. I don't have total control over it, but the Author does. Scratch, do you know how big infinity is? I do. Infinity, unlike what some people thing, is not actually an idea, but rather a variable, defined as the biggest number that universe is able to support if all of all the information, energy, matter etc. was applied to making that number. I've seen infinity, and gone higher. I've met Eternis, the GOD of infinity. You can't even comprehend his size, because he is bigger than paradox space, and I have met, befriended and sometimes even killed beings bigger and stronger than him.
You need to take your own advice Scratch, I know I am not all-powerful. You can't even remember that piono is the guy with blue text. I just use pionoplayer because I find it convenient. You don't know my name. You don't know who I am. You don't know the extent I can go and do.
Your mind would explode if you did. I know, because tucked away in there in the back of my head, is a version of paradox space. Not one universe, but the entire thing. My mind grows greater every time I find something new, a story, a world, whatever.
I'll tell you a story Scratch, about one of your counterparts.
Somewhere out there, in the great abyss known as fiction, there is a story, as yet unwritten, where you are more than a puppet. You manage to throw off the heritage of your ancestor and become something more. It is a great story, and the background is complex, a Crossover, as many fanfiction writers would call it. Many universes combined, the part of that story where yo come in starts when a villain, known as Darkness, opens a hole to Paradox Space from one of the many universes already introduced to the sprawling mess known as the multiverse, and the Homestuck cascade gets side-tracked.
The convoluted inner workings of time in Paradox Space cause time to begin to tear elsewhere, due to time not being as sturdy in other universes, so the Doctor, under the name of Matt Smith as two of his other regeneration are operating elsewhere, goes over, and fixed the hole.
Or so he thinks, on board his version of the TARDIS, there is a copy of SBURB, and there are 37 other copies scattered around the central universes. Meanwhile, in Homestuck, no one knows it yet, not even you, but the Beta troll session and the original four kids have been tied together with those 38 other players, but because of the laws of the universe mixing and mangling, some duplicate classes and aspects are present, the layout of the rings has even been changed. One player in particular is important to your story there, Lord Havelock Vetinari, the greatest manipulator of them all.
I will spare the others the details, but before the Green Sun is created, as everyone else evacuates their corners of the Medium, Lord Vetinari and two others enter your mansion. One of them is a void player, and very powerful too, and as such you have no idea until Vetinari drops the largest meteor of their session, consisting of the empty shells of the original troll and earth sessions vacated because of the mixup, onto your mansion, and prototypes you.
As time goes on, you meet many of the others, and finally somehow learn humility. You also see the pointlessness of your original goal. I do believe some tropers would call it your 'crowning moment of awesome' when you take on Darkness single-handedly. Unsuccessfully, but you are one of the few to put up a fight. I suppose I've made a mess of the telling, I'm trying to condense thousands of individual events, but I think the point here is, you know less than you think you do.

I have limitations, I am not dumb enough to think otherwise. You seem to think differently of yourself though. Maybe if I it wasn't so unfair, I'd summon the Author and wipe the floor with your entire invasion and show you just how 'limited' my friends are, but I won't. I'll humor you. I know you lose, how? piono is still alive near the end of the war.
If you were to win this, you'd have to kill us both. You can't. Isn't timeline-shenanigans fun?
I snap a fifteen post charge onto the arena, no one that enters can leave until all combatants of the opposing team are dead. Without any respawns. Permanently and forever dead. For this game at least.

The rest of what I do will be at the bottom of my post, for now, a little bit of business.
Twin, since Project Nexus has been so completely overpowered, mind if I give it a spoil of war?
Cloning Vat:
recharge: 4 rounds
Summons 50 grunts to help the user when it is used (25000 hp, not too overpowered)

I +3 irecreeper.
I combine a block of iron with the reinforced semi, combining the trailer into the front of the truck 1/???
I finish my flamethrower.
28/40 x4
9/15 x16
Hey, we have him!
We aren't using the fifteen charges yet
Why?
He saw that idea before I got us the void enchantment, and besides, now he's close enough he's a got bit of advantage, he can see us, but not our thoughts.
We can beat him.
You're right, but now we need to do it quickly.
Why?
Because Split's about to go haywire, and we need to intercept that.
But not yet.
Not yet.
I send out a call for backup, we need to kill Scratch faster than expected.
"All tropers! This is a call to arms! Attack the obnoxious Felt puppet!"
Yes, people who join can't get out until Scratch is dead, and yes, Scratch can have help too. Good sportsmanship and all that.
This is no time for good sportsmanship!
And this is no time for arguing! Just attack!
Fine, I slice into Doc Scratch with a flash-step slice from Broken Uraniums Umbrage, Scratch is hit with the knockback before the blow lands as the first hits begin landing before I even started saying what I'm doing.
*Slice*

Ooh, so wonderful!
I wonder...
Oh gorrilla
What?
Dimentio's going after twinbuilder!
Dimentio energy bolts fseftr from behind, and makes an offer to Split.
Hello? If I help you with greenie will you help me find the chaos heart?

For some inexpicable reason, I am being forced to type in this font for the time being. I hope it doesn't upset you.

No, you didn't really hit a nerve. I've just been waiting for the right time to say all those things. And you happened to show me the right time.

Also, what's this about needing to use an Update Terminal? I've never needed to use one of those in my existence, except for when I uploaded that massive wall of text on 4/13. What you are listening to right now is me talking to you. A man-to-Guardian conversation. Because even though you talk and boast about all your supposed powers, you really are still just a player.

And that is where we differ. Because, you see, although you claim to be able to read me like a book, your efforts in doing so are like reading a book with white text. That is to say, poorly.

Now, here is the part in which I decide which of your claims are absolute bull and which of them actually happened.

You say you created a universe much bigger than paradox space. Somewhat "paradoxically," paradox space happens to consist of everything that exists. I though we went over this. Nothing you could ever create could be bigger than paradox space, because what you create exists in paradox space. It's just added to the total.

Nothing can be bigger than paradox space. Remember that.

Now, let's see...oh, a story. How I enjoy stories. I enjoy reading them as much as I do writing them. And I'm sure you've seen some of my vast works. I enjoy reading fiction as much as non-fiction.

Because that's what this is. Fiction.

A long, boring, crossover with no real point to be made out of it other than the statement "I know less than I think I do." Have I ever claimed to know everything? No. I know many, many things, and I do say I am nearly omniscient. But even such a being as I couldn't possibly know everything. Even I have limitations. They are small, but they are there. And that is one thing you have right about me.

No one can know everything. Remember that.

Now let's change the discussion to one about your precious "Author." As the scene is currently, he seems to be an example of "Orcus on His Throne." I do know how much you enjoy your tropes. I would call them meaningless, but they're not. They actually can give you great knowledge of used wisely.

I'm quite sure you're familiar with that trope. You've used it to describe our Godmodder numerous times. As for its description of the Author, he fits it because you say he is extremely powerful, but he doesn't seem to do much at all.

As for you summoning him...let's just say if you ever decided to do that, a certain thing called the OP Scale would have to come in. Such a being as "powerful" as that would certainly not be allowed to participate in this war, on any side. We need to keep things fair, now, right?

Not everything you do in life will work. Remember that.

As for your 15-post charge...looks like that OP Scale will be setting in sooner than expected. Of course, I expected it since the very beginning. I'm afraid this won't be able to go through, since it is just simply too overpowered.

Most things you have done in life are too overpowered to do anything.

Remember that.

No, Project Nexus will not be getting a Spoil of War.

Reinforced Semi -c Block of Iron = Storage Semi (1/4)

You got THE BACKBURNER!


Hmm. Flash-stepping. Truly an advanced technique. I'm surprised one such as yourself even has the agility to perform such a maneuver. However, you are not saying what you're doing. I'm reading it from the Update Terminal. Remember that thing? This way, I know what you're going to say before you even say it.

And that gives me enough foresight to flash-step 5 inches to the right, causing you to miss your attack entirely.

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't really need any help right now. I've got this situation under control.

Quote from TT2000

I decide to focus all efforts towards the doomsday stables! I send the noob army to commandeer a plane squadron and bomb the place to death! While they get the planes, I shoot at the Doomsday stables, and manage to hit the OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT, on the OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT'S OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT! Yeah!

I also cheer for the Pionos. YOU SHOW THAT STUPID CUEBALL WHOS BOSS!

You deal 5,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables!

Actually, I am quite clearly the boss. My tag says so.

Quote from TheLordErelye

I pour poisonous liquified cyanide all over the Doomsday stables. This liquid will evaporate into the nostrils and/or body of the Horsemen. Also, why would I want the sword to only be wielded by the pure of heart? This means literally nobody here would be able to use it. (Give or take one or two people)
I cheer for Scratch in the fight, even if I am AG, piono needs to learn his place. Can I give some sort of buff to Scratch? If so, I give Scratch some random beneficial effect, even if he denies it.
7/30 on the Quest
5/15 on blood ritual

You deal 4,000 damage to the Stables! What Horsemen?

...It's just some flavor text...

Thank you very much. It looks like all of my attacks will now crit forever.

Quote from fseftr

+3 to k4yne, return the favor

12/40 x2
5/5 heal on famine

Team Spirits AND Redstone 3/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 3/?

I whack a dropship with the cobblepot's killer

I use team spirits to heal famine.

Famine gains 7,500 HP!

You destroy a Heavy Dropship! Famine gains an additional 6,000 HP.

Quote from pionoplayer

And I'm sooooooooooo sorry if I offended you Erelye, but let me kill the stupid puppet. If you really want to mess with me, attack one of my summons later, killing Doc Scratch will help all of us.

I put out three +1 trades.
2/??? for the new truck
I combine the backburner with a fusion core 1/???
29/40 x4
10/15 x16
A present from future me.
Piono takes a spear, a completely ordinary spear, and slams it down into the ground, haft first.
Okay, maybe not an ordinary spear, because impaled on the spear-point is the head of Lord English.
From the future of course, but there is no denying that it is in fact the head of one deceased Lord English.
Before Doc Scratch can react, he's been frozen solid by the Void of Heat. You remember when I froze Sawbuck so cold time stopped for him? This charge is three times as big- the part of the green sun connected to Doc Scratch just hit 0 degrees Kelvin.
x14
My stored splash potion of crippling hits Scratch, applying the modifier, me and piono down our potions of superheroics for our massive combo. We now have a x2.5 multiplier for the attack that Doc Scratch can't block. Not including Scratch being crippled.
piono opens fire with the giga gun, unloading round after round into the Doctor.
x13
I then go all guns akimbo on him with Danger: High Voltage and the Microsoft Mashup, unloading round after round.
x11
piono leaves the giga gun on a mount, draws broken uraniums umbrage, uses its split time-stream power and seemingly splits in three, and while both I and the mounted giga gun are still shooting Scratch full of holes, rushes up and performs an x3 timestream slasher combo!
x8
He finally finishes the combo as all three guns run out of ammo, and I rush forward with Moh's Malevolence, I smash the first guardian into the ground...
x7
left, then right.
x5
Then up into the air. He goes flying up, and me and piono fly up, armed with all of our alchemies (except the Doctor's Doom) and perform a combo so violent that I can even bleep out its description for fear of the maturity rating.
Doc Scratch hits the ground so hard the crater is deeper than the ravine in the center of the battlefield.
x1
I hand piono the Doctor's Doom. he rushes forward with the broom, and slams it deep into Scratch's chest, then slams him forward and backward again and again on the ground, then proceeds with a kung-fu style beat-down that uses up the rest of the fifteen post charge.
x0
Scratch finally thaws. And then gets hit by the knockback from this entire massive attack. The opening is miniscule, but it will last until today's EoTB, yep, that's right, its a chain attack.
Come help me kill the obnoxious puppet man!
Come one, come all! Fun for the whole family!
(yes, the x? was how many 15 post charges I had left)

HAHA!
We gotta hurry this up...
Why?
[font=comic sans ms,cursive]Hee hee hee!
Dimentio just zapped Build!
Wouldn't that hurt Split too?
Apparently not!

...Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Good job. It looks like you just revealed my health.

The Backburner AND Fusion Core = The Fusionthrower (Level 4: 1/5)

wronughotldjfuhykl 2,000 damage.

Hey! Watch where you're aiming that thing! We still share the same body, you know!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

5l1n65h07: "Looks like the mad god arrived.
Oh well, at least he has have cuddly cubes."

Random noob: "you mean the Cube God?"

5l1n65h07: "DAMNIT MAN DONT GIVE OUT SPOILERS OF THE UPCOMING TURNS!"

Random noob: "sorry, were you gonna summon the cube god?"

5l1n65h07: "NA, too predictable now you've spoiled it. I'm summoning something else..."

5l1n65h07: "Something, more computer like."

SolarActive Scans the Apocalypse Zone and Jumble 5 entities' codes

Same action as before for the droid fleet.


upgrade: 7/20

Blackhole bomb: 27/40

Summon. Unknown: 10/40

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from pionoplayer

I put out three +1 trades
3/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new flamethrower
30/40 x4
11/15
I chain into the earlier attack by smacking Doc Scratch with the Doctor's Doom, Andrew Hussie style.
And I try to finish this up as quickly as possible by unloading the giga gun into Doc Scratch while piono does that.
Dimentio is still wreaking havoc in the throne room, blasting fseftr into the wall again and again, that isn't very nice.
[font=comic sans ms,cursive]Hee hee hee.

Also, music for my fight with Doc Scratch.

Oh...oh no.

If I had eyes, this would be the time where they would widen in shock.

Needless to say, desperate times call for desperate measures. It looks like I'm going to have to use my head for this one.

And now, your broom is now floating in an undisclosed sector of space. It might show up again. Maybe. If you're lucky.

And since that only took me a fraction of a second to do, I still have time to contend with this Giga Gun. Good thing I have a Medic with me at all times.

Now, if he could just equip the Vaccinator...

...There we go. Total bullet immunity. Try making a dent in that.

Hey! Dimentio! STOP THAT! You're ruining my throne room!

Quote from Nimbleguy

POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
Hey pionoplayer! I have a present for you...
I duplicate the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi!
I give the duplicate to piono! It has all the programs(different attacks) I have coded on it so far, sorry but it needs 2 turns to recharge most things, but after this turn you only need to wait one more. For the biggest attack with an 8-turn charge you only need to wait 4 more turns. I toss the weapon to pionoplayer without entering that arena, for now. All I ask is that you +3 me please.
I +3 Pionoplayer.
35/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Tippi: 4/20.
Count Bleck: 4/20.
Even More Research! (4/5)
Upgrade: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 1/10.
​I find a random circuit on the ground and attach it to the Raspberry Helmet. It was the DISPLAY SCREEN and MICROPHONE circuit! This allows me to view things from the Raspberry Helmet.

Hey Raspberry Helmet, give me info on Doc Scratch.
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NO.
TRANSPORTING YOU INTO DOT STRIKE... TELEPORTATION CIRCUIT NOT FOUND.
Ugh, I need to fix that microphone...

REPAIR RESTING: 0/3

Quote from Aegis-A095

I trade a +3 with Talist and +3x2 with piono

20/40 x4 in storage
20/40
7/10x23 in storage
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *12 - Invisibility on
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 5/5 - I get Unobtanium Glaive! A Glaive forged of the finest Unobtanium! Lv. 4 equivalent.
Broken Windows 2/2
Broken Windows AND Minirail 1/?



Iiiii Azura's Black Star

You got BROKEN WINDOWS! A rifle that can shoot bullets with the density of a brick. They pack quite the punch.

Broken Windows AND Overkill Minirail = Shattered Souls (Level 5: 1/6)

Quote from TheLordErelye

Deal.
I withdraw my last post, and use it on piono instead.
Quest 8/30
Ritual 6/15
I send a robotic jet to kamikaze the Doomsday Stables. The plane is reinforced by a rope made of steel wool connected to the sun. This means that due to the current instability of physics, if this attack fails, it will bring the sun down on the Stables.

Oh, I'm afraid it's far too late for that. Although, I am a generous host. I suppose I can give you a new bonus to give to our heroes.

And that would be that they now have health bars.

You deal 4,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables.

Quote from secret_scribe1

16/20

Potion of Veggies OOO Unorthodox Crop 1/2.

What is a Potion of Veggies?

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
34/40 | +3 +3 by fseftr | Disco Surprise

Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (3/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (3/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (3/4)

> R. K.: Random AG gets hit with a lightning bolt. I GOT THE POWAH!
> R. K.: return the favor. +3 to fseftr.

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box - It's an upgraded Omnidroid

You deal 4,000 damage to the Kestrel!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

OK, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, MR 5L1N65H07. YOU'VE TRIED TO BOMB ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES. I SMASH THE SOLARCOMPUTERTHING WITH MY STEAMHAMMER, WHICH IS CHARGED UP ALL THE WAY. THAT HAS GOTTA DO SOME MASSIVE DAMAGE. THEN I SLICE THE DROID BOMBERS WITH THE VANQUISHER. THE XBEANSTALKS SLICE THE DROID BOMBER ARMY. THE XBSS SLICES THE DROID BOMBER ARMY. SLICE-Y DICE-Y X3 C-C-C-COMBO! THEN WE ALL RETREAT TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD TO HEAL.

WAIT.
NOW THAT I AM IN CONTROL, I CAN ALCHEMIZE!
A L C H E M Y T I M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, SO SINCE I AM IN CONTROL OF IDEA_MODPACK, I CAN USE HIS STUFF TO ALCHEMIZE, CORRECT?
IRON WEB > ENLARGE
006> ENLARGE
ANTIMATTER X-BOX && RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH && HARD RESET 1/6

NOW LET'S CONTINUE SOME CHARGES OR WHATEVER.
ME2 27/40
X1 ARMY 17/30
CHARGES 9/10
+3 TO NINJACAT9







Hacking = IIIII
SELF REPAIR = IIIII

Entities cannot attack more than once each turn!

...Fine, I guess you can make those alchemies.

The Iron Web -O Enlarge (1/5)
006 -O Enlarge (1/5)
Antimatter XBOX AND Red Hourglass of Death AND Hard Reset = The Widow's Black Matter (Level 5: 1/6)

Quote from ninjacat9

+3 idea modpack

10/10 Fully charged: I summon from the ancient myths of Rome: Hercules, with his rippling butt muscles! Hp: 20000/20000
15/40 charging some random cray cray entity. (15 from idea modpack)

I also shoot a large green laser beam at the stables. I happened to be a bouncing beam, and ricocheted off to hit a random PG player.

Hercules added!

TIMMM only gave you +9, not +15.

You deal 4,000 damage to the Stables and Ron the Narrator! PvP is not allowed.

Quote from The_Serpent

Do you even know who Scratch is, piono? Do you? Like you, that's not his real name. Here's what some fans think.

Warning: heavy spoilers ensue.

http://bladekindeyew...atch-is-lil-hal

Everything I know is a lie.

Quote from TT2000

The noob bomber squadron arrives! Unfortunately, none of them took piloting courses, so they all crash into each other, and then form a flaming ball of wreckage, which crashes into the stables, exploding all the plane fuel and the bombs inside the planes. A few noobs managed to escape in parachutes, but the army is still in shambles...

You deal 5,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables!

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End-of-Turn Battle:

Psycho Waluigi surveys the Battlefield and OHMYGODMODDERPLEASENO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WALUIGI IS NOW BACK. WALUIGI KNOWS EVERYONE HAS MISSED WALUIGI'S FLUENT SPEECHES. SO WALUIGI IS GOING TO LET EVERYONE HEAR WALUIGI'S VOICE. WALUIGI WILL MAKE SURE THAT WALUIGI'S VOICE.

WILL BE THE LAST THING ANYONE HEARS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--


Ohhh no you don't Waluigi. This is MY Throne Room. Mine. You're not hijacking it. Just in case anyone's wondering, I used my Time Machines and sent him 6 minutes and 12 seconds into the future. I'll know what to do with him then, don't worry.

I think it's best that I say this now. You know, so I can override your murderous tendencies.
Murderous tendencies?
...Fine.

Project Nexus, undergoing the effects of Superheroism, deal a critted 100,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS's Time Engines! Dimentio merely watches the Field and notices something peculiar. Some of Project Nexus's troops appear to be branching off of the main site and traveling to stray Crockercorp Ships! It looks like some of them have successfully piloted the ships and are aiming them at others...

What could this mean?
I don't know, but wherever it leads, I'm going to see it!
You want it to end in bloodshed, don't you.
Maaaaybe.
See, this is one of the things I can't STAND about you! WHY?
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
... Whatever.

Insanity and Co. deal 7,500 damage to the Mysterious Crystal just to help break it. It looks they want to see what happens when it breaks... The Hyena Droid Bombers further bomb the Miscrosoft Cloud! This time, it appears that their attack crits and kills 2 members of the Army... The rest of the Fleet deals 8,000 damage to an Experimental!

Fin's Ghost and Hercules destroy 7 Hyena Droid Bombers! Arachna the Spider Queen deals 4,000 damage to Purple, and the Ender Colossus uses Telesmash on the HMS Invictus, dealing 8,000 damage! The Kestrel then uses Burst Laser on the HMS Invictus, dealing 4,000 damage.

The HMS Invictus destroys the Kestrel's two Drones! The Godmodder kills Thresh, deals 11,500 damage to the Mysterious Crystal, and crit-kills all Droid Tri-Fighters!

You know, I really want to see what will happen when the Mysterious Crystal is destroyed.
Yeah. You're just hoping that it'll cause a lot of people to die, I bet.
Oh, wow! Look at how well little Greenie knows me!
It's almost like we share the same brain!
Oh, wait! We do!
Ugh. You know, I could live without your unending teasing and rambling.
But you love it. Or hatelove it. Or both.
I DON'T HATELOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT!
You sure about that?
...Let's move on. It's been 4.13 minutes. Waluigi will be back soon.

Enraged Gyarados deals 4,000 damage to Ron the Narrator and a Deathclaw! The Doomsday Stables burn to the ground. They are unusable... The PG forces decide to split up. One half will deal with the Gyarados, and the other will attempt to find the AG forces attempting to lead an uprising. The halves split, leaving the Deathclaws, Unagi Minions, Ambush Hunters, Ron the Narrator, and floppyDongoes to contend with the Gyarados.

The AG forces walk along the outskirts of the zone, careful to look for any PGs, when they spot the Chaos Knight and his entourage running throughout the zone! They realize the group must be looking for them... However, if they decide to fight, it will be a near-certain loss! They wonder what they should do...

I say fight! Come on! It's boring watching them just wandering around like cowards!
Split... They don't want to die. Don't you value life at all?
Well, I want THEM to die. I mean, I'm at the perfect spot to watch. I've got my own throne room, servants, a Starbucks...
You really have NO regard for life at ALL! You have no emotion; you just want to see everything burn and--
Not. Another. Word.
...
Keep updating.

S... SolarActive, now out in the open, goes full offense! It jumbles of the code of all 5 PGs fighting the Gyarados, dealing 1,000 damage to all of them!

The GNSPP uses its Vanquisher attack to deal 10,000 damage to SolarActive! Whoa... That's gotta hurt. And don't you dare make a comment, Split. The GNSPP then uses the XBOX Army to attack SolarActive! The army deals 5,000 damage. The GNSPP then... Oh hell... It's flying this way... SPLIT

Oh hey there, Him. Yeah, that's what I'll call you. Good name. Oh, some XBeanstalks? For MY throne? Why, you shouldn't have. Thanks for the generous donation. I'll just put these right here and... There we go.
Just... Just how many upgrades does this thing have? And what are you going to do with them all?
I'll attack things. In fact, I'll do that right now. Because as a matter of fact...
Oh. The Horsemen. Right.
Wait... Split. It's been 6 minutes and 12--

--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHAT. WHERE THE WALUIGI IS WALUIGI.

You're right on time to be the first test recipent of my new alchemy...

The Broken Record AND Metatron's Melody OR Compass AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage = Broken Anachronism (Level 61: 1/62)

And now I'll just bypass the time like so, and...

I got BROKEN ANACHRONISM! A truly astounding clockwork sword with gears spinning on all sides. It appears to be made out of a mismash of the components of both Time Machines, and the bronze blade is glowing and humming. A broken clock lies in the middle where the handle is, and a compass lazily turns. The grip is made of an organ pipe, and the cross-guards are the instruments used to play records. However, the blade itself is...

Broken. Hmm. Well, no matter. I wager that if I twist the clock like so...

MODE SHIFT: UNBROKEN UMBRAGE

There we go. Looks like the clock's restored, too. Now, Waluigi. Let's dance.

The blade spins like a chainsaw as I slice Waluigi into bits, throughout time. We teleport throughout the Battlefield in different periods of time, but I don't take in the ennvironment. Instead, I focus on beating Waluigi to a pulp. Finally, I finish my crescendo as I slice clean through him. The knocback propells him out of the Throne Room and back onto the Battlefield.

100,000 damage. Give or take.

Holy crap. I'm... I'm suddenly very scared. Hold on. I need to do something...

Now, if I get the swords I had back in DTG1, then...

Diamond Double-Bladed Lightsaber AND Obsidianite Sword AND Purity Sword AND Magic Cueball = Oblivion's Guardian (Level 61: 1/62)

And now I'll just do what Split did and...

I got OBLIVION'S GUARDIAN! A beautiful, pure white sword that ocassionally crackles with green energy. Whereas Broken Anachronism is very complex, it is a simple sword. However, it looks like it still packs a punch. The pommel is a cueball.

Due to the different alchemies, I guess it could switch modes too. Well, I guess I'll focus on...

Attacking the Horsemen. Alright. I rush at Famine, leap up, and...

Teleport right behind him. I surge most of my energy into the blade, and it turns white-hot. I stab Famine in the back, and...

MODE SHIFT: HOLY HELL

The sword changes into a blinding-white chainsaw. I pull its cord and the blade revs into action, its holiness searing Famine's skin as I cut through him. I teleport around him, assaulting him on all sides. Finally, I finish the attack as a green lightning bolt strikes my saw, and it plunges into Famine, exploding him like a supernova.

100,000 damage. Give or take. Famine killed.

Meanwhile, in the Stronghold Ruins, a battle wages between three nearly omnipotent opponents. The two heroes stare each other down uneasily, waiting for the cueball puppet to make his move. They almost miss it.

He leaps up with his very own copy of Oblivion's Guardian?! WHAT? How does he have my sword? And... The sword changes.

MODE SHIFT: SON OF A GUN

The blade splits in two, revealing a plasma railgun cannon that is similar to the one in my old Obsidianite Sword. The sword's handle becomes a grip and a trigger for the railgun, and he teleports 10 times a second, waging war on the two players from all sides, blasting them with plasma, fire, explosives, and anything the sword can think of.

When the smoke clears, the two players realize they now have health bars! They're going to have to fight carefully from now on...

And so, the battle rages on on all zones. (Well, that took a while. Thanks, Build.)
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The Itinerary:

FOR AG PLAYERS:

Secure the Apocalypse Zone.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.

FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:

Actually work together.
Shoot most things that move.

FOR PG PLAYERS:

Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Apocalypse Zone.
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The Battlefield:

Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, ???, Furfrou.

Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 48,500/75,000.

Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 137,000/250,000 HP.

Psycho Waluigi: [H BOSS] HP: 566,666/666,666.

Project Nexus: [H] HP: 28,000/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x73.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x57.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.

Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???

Insanity: [N] HP: 234,000/250,000.

Purple: [N] HP: 57,900/150,000.

Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x36.)

Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x33.)

Star Destroyer: [N] HP: 133,000/133,000. AG: 4%. PG: 0%. Elevation: 10. Unoccupied. Detachment: 10,000/10,000 HP. +4 AG each turn.

Oryx the Mad God: [AG?] HP: ∞/∞

Fin's Ghost: [AG] Leaves in one turn.

Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.

The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 17,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP.

Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 36,500/55,000. Telesmash: III

Hercules: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.

HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 47,000/80,000.

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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The Apocalypse Zone:

Enraged Gyarados: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Hyperbeam: III Enraged: IIIIIIIII Splash: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)

Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 8,500/46,000.

Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 6,500/15,000. (x7.)

floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Respawns: III

Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 4,000/5,000. (x3.)

~~~

Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 10,575/100,000.

Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.

Tenshi: [AG] HP: 11/20.

Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x4.)

Chaos Knight: [PG] HP: 62,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIIII Gains 3,000 HP every turn.

Lyralei: [PG] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.

Kardel: [PG] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.

Rotunjere: [PG] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:

SolarActive: [N] HP: 15,000/30,000. Version: 1.0.0.
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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:

K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.

The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.

fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.

Available Books:

The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Microsoft Cloud:

Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 65,000/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIIII

Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x17.)

XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
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The Throne Room:

TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 36,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ Healing Barrier: IIIII Health Potion: 3/7. Equipped with The Broken Record and Metatron's Melody.

Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++ Emergency Shields: ++++++++++ Defense Tentacles: 4,130/4,130 HP.

Lifesteal Orb: [???] HP: 12,500/12,500.

Summon Orb: [???] HP: 12,500/12,500.

Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)

Justicar: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.

Warbots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)

Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x4.)

Anti-Build: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.

Anti-Split: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.

Death: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 450.
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The Stronghold Ruins:

Pionoplayer: [P] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Piono: [P] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Doc Scratch: [BSS] HP: 375,000/375,000. Cueball Blues: IIIII
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The Forge:

I will move my inventory, things in my mind, and programmer class things to the wiki. I will also retype my entire post without copy/paste. Should I remove and replace my colors/fonts, not use them at all, ore use less?
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I will move my inventory, things in my mind, and programmer class things to the wiki. I will also retype my entire post without copy/paste. Should I remove and replace my colors/fonts, not use them at all, ore use less?
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The way you have your colors is fine. It's just that a lot of your inventory has backgrounds that look like this. Try to remove all of those, and change all of your fonts to default except for the Courier New stuff. Changing this would make things MUCH easier for me.

Ok, and I do not really know how to use the backgrounds, that is just from copy/paste in spoiler tags. I might try putting it into my text editor to change the backgrounds each time. Sorry for the messed-up formatting. I moved all the things I do not to update very turn or post to the wiki, so my posts will be shorter. Sorry for the trouble I caused you.
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Ok, and I do not really know how to use the backgrounds, that is just from copy/paste in spoiler tags. I might try putting it into my text editor to change the backgrounds each time. Sorry for the messed-up formatting. I moved all the things I do not to update very turn or post to the wiki, so my posts will be shorter. Sorry for the trouble I caused you.
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It's alright. Thank you so much!

I did not enter Split's mind, I entered Twin's mind. If split was talking about Twin's mind then... ignore this post. If I remember I will put my track and stuff here when the turn is done.
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