The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I attempt to enter the Apocalypse Zone. If I succeed, I light the Doomsday Stables on fire. If I fail, I begin to make the sun brighter by shooting jars filled with moonlight at the sun with a augmented grenade launcher. I have a plan, don't worry. (Like anyone cares)
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Wh-a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝
*BEEEEP*
*CHUG*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUH
NIMBLEOS STARTING UP...
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..̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜
A Ha Ha, NOPE. Now... lets see...
NO STOP IT Y-Ơ̜̭̗̳̫̱̭̇͆͗̍̈́͟͠ư̶̧͕̯̭̼̥̭̬ͨ̂̅᷾͜Ḽ̸᷂̱̝̭̹̅᷇̍̿̈́͘͘͝ ̷̧̬͚̭̙̫͍̥̖̱̭̲͔͜-͚̭̦̭̹̮͉ͤͣ̈́̾᷁̈́̽̏ ͎̩̭̭ͥ͑̉̔̂͏̭͇ͦ᷀͋t͏̶̨͍̦̭̼͉̘̭͉᷂̅̄̔ ̴̭͚̝̣̭̟᷃̎͊᷀ͬ̾͋̑ ᷿̯̭͕̲̝͕͕̭̥᷅ͫ͋͘͜V̸̴̧̢̭᷊̠̭͋͂ͣ͗᷈͟͜I̱̭͓̫̭̣̗̔ͧͯͬ᷾̄̆̚Ŗ̷̳̭͍͚̲̭͗᷃᷾ͬ᷇̋͞Ụ̭̟̳̝͕̭̲̭̩̘̭̈́̅ͧ̌ͩ̓ͬ̈́̽ͩ͌ͫ᷾̊̐̋͊͝͞S̸̵̹̤̭͕͈̭̦ͦ̄ͫ̽ͪ̿...
You are a BAD BILL. Now... what does this button do... NOPE CLEARING VIRUS... ... ... DONE. Thanks Backup. Now... I eat a chunk of the TIME ENGINES! This now allows me to TIME TRAVEL every 15 TURNS! And dimentio... I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.
Tippi: 1/20. Count Bleck: 1/20. :3 ARGH, THIS TRASH CAN. Good Thing I evaded the complete cleanup squad... 32/40 Rumble McSkirmish. Raspberry Helmet: 4/6. More Research: 5/5. +1 EXPERIANCE.
Even More Research! (1/5) Project Penguino(4/6) ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (2/3) INVENTORY: The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN, Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE, Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II TIME TRAVEL: Ỉ̂͗᷃ͮ̂᷉I̫͚ͭ̂ͪ᷇̂I̲̹᷆̂͆̂̾I̳̋̂́̈́̂̽I̦͇᷂̋̂ͬ̂Î̖͚᷈ͪ̂̎Ỉ̟̙̂̂͆͠Î͖̙̩̈̂̕I͈͇̭͋̂ͩ̂I̲͚͆̂ͮ̂̎I᷂͎᷂̟ͬ̂̂I̷̭᷉ͫ̂̂̌̂̚Î᷿̩̣̻̂̉Î̜ͩ̃̂͢͏Î̜̖᷾͛̂͐ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER PROGRAMMER: CLASS: Ą̷̸̛̝᷿̫̠̳̝̂̓̽̔̃L̶̨̫̺̱̳̞͇̍̋̃̽᷅̕͢P͕̞͙᷂̂͑ͣ́͆ͣͤ͆̒͜͠H̯͕᷂̰̐̋̈́̾ͨ̈͆ͯͥ͜͝A̶̸̦͈̙̬̗̩̯͑̉̋ͩ͒͜ UBERPIE-------NO IT IS ALPHA EXPERIENCE: 2 PROGRAMS: 6
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Could I have an update on what happened recently?
Request for a "Last on DTG2: Operator..." section on the wiki.
I begin charging up "Sakura Tower" - a 45-floor tower. Each floor is 2 charges.
Floors 1-10: [1/20]
Floors 11-20: [0/20]
Floors 21-30: [0/20]
Floors 31-40: [0/20]
Floors 41-45: [0/10]
[N] Sakura Tower A tower where cherry blossoms fall like snow, year round. The blueprints were found in a location unknown, left some 495 years ago. The structure's extreme stability allows for it to take a majority of hits without crumbling to the ground. p It is said that a phoenix used to roost on the old Sakura Tower, where the blueprints were first recovered from. The past glory of Sakura Tower shall rise from the ashes, like it's phoenix.
Note: Each floor has its own unique use. The floors can be used before the tower is fully built, but the tower can only be attacked once the whole structure is complete.
Floor 1: Nullification Room - A small spot of peace in the chaos. All within Sakura Floor 1 are unable to attack, but are also unable to be attacked.
Floor 2: [REDACTED]
Floor 3: Not yet defined...
I'm posting early, I know. But I'm PRETTY sure we can post during the EoTB. Plus, I have editing to do later, so this is more like a reserve for now.
Return: 26/40
I Hell's Instrument the Mysterious Crystal.
Ok, piono is spooking me out down there. But anyway. Twin, it's time for an upgrade to your throne. Meet Chirpy. You know, from Cookie Clicker Beta? The malfunctioning alarm clock in dungeons?
...
Never mind. Powder just murdered him. So instead, I give you... THE LIFESTEAL ORB! A new attachment to your throne that can be used once every turn to drain 4500 HP from an ORGANIC entity of your choice and add it to your own. It doesn't have too much HP though, only 12,500.
Don't ask me why I'm helping Twin. Let's just say I need him at his best for MY plan to work. I also need that juju. Don't listen to him. I'm really trying to help. Well, Split, at least.
Gee, thanks. I really wouldn't help Split if I were you
Oh come on, Greenie. Wasn't it you who said that we should ALWAYS welcome help?
After all, you ARE afraid of dying, aren't you?
I... Look at you. Putting words in my mouth.
I equip the Lifesteal Orb in my inventory.
I take it out and install it onto my beautiful throne where it can actually be useful and not supervized.
Ugh... I just can't win, can I?!
Well, as my first act of receiving the sacred pool balls... I hand them off to ire.
You see, there is a reason. I would have given them to someone else anyways, I want whatever it is that Doc Scratch drops upon me killing him. As a trophy to show to all that I conquered the insufferable puppet.
I put out three +1s for trade
I finish the giga gun!!! AW YEAH!!!
2/4 for the reinforced semi
19/40 x4
15/15 x16
Hehehe... Its time. Its time.
Yes it is... Just have to wait for twin to finish the EotB...
And thenwe have somefun. I assure you serpent. I'm not glitching out. We aren't having an existential crisis.
We're all different people remember? We're just all very eager. For one specific death. Oh yes, piono was the most eager, but really, he annoyed all of us. That snide idiot, thinks he's omniscient? He has no idea what omniscience is. He's no more than a victim.
And he had the nerve to call US stupid? He's going down... We're calling you out Doc Scratch! Come and face us like a man! He's a puppet. Same difference.
It doesn't matter. He didn't come out. You think that matters? To the likes of us? Because it doesn't. We just have to do it the hard way now.
Ooh... I like the sound of that. Just think piono, you took out two crockercorp carriers with a bucket of obsidian, how much damage can you do with me backing you up and some actual weaponry. What about me? You're staying behind. There's no point arguing is there? Nope.
We'll need some assistance though. From who?
From ire, he owes us anyways. Ah... I see.
I take an off-hand shot to cheap-shot the Invictus.
Oh please, piono. Insufferable? More like devilishly handsome and witty. And a puppet? I like to think of myself as more of a... Puppeteer. Hee hee. You see, I don't usually dwell on people's thoughts about me and how their views of me coincide with mine.
But yours, piono. Now. After having to spend months listening to everyone's constant actions and thoughts about this war, I must say that there has been some relatively peaceful people on this server. But you.
You, and I take great pride in saying this, you are the most vile, insufferable, snotty, selfish, sure-of-himself brat I have ever had the distaste of coming across. You, your exponentially vile alter ego of yours, and the King you must parade around with you everywhere you go. Oh yes, I know about him.
So, and I take great pride in saying this also... You will get your wish. I will meet you at the ruins of a Stronghold and there, we can do battle, if only to satiate your undying demands.
Now let's see who's really overpowered and who's really king, shall we?
Hmm... I don't like the looks of this. What do you think, Split?
Meh. Needs more desu.
...Should I stop trying to understand you?
Yes.
And by the way, you deal 3,000 damage to the Invictus. Oh, this too...
You got the GIGA GUN! A very powerful version of a Minigun that requires no effort to carry and yet has exponentially more bullets. Also has some prototype rocket launchers as well.
4/40 x6
4/40
2/10x22
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *14 - On Twin + Uberheal. Twin is an entity and mobile, even AOE won't get him now...
Unbotanium Ingots 4/4 - Unobtanium ingots! Exactly what it says on the tin. Lv. 3 material equivalent.
Forging 1/5
Iiiii Azura's Black Sta
SMACK! Anti- Build in the face with Circuit Breaker
+3 for trade (To Piono)
Oh hey, thanks! Wonder what I'll use this for...
Yeah. Me too.
Twin, thanks for sending me the update, but I can't open it. ... Chrome crashes on trying to view that message. I'll have to guess as to what my alchemize came up with.
Can't have more than 2 40 post charges?
and also Piono having 15 charges out at once.
I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
Level 3, TP: 55/60 -- Focus: =========== 25/55
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 9/40 I'm going to send my raiding party into the AZ hopefully next time I post. Actually, they might be more needed to fend off the fleet. But why are you trying to capture the server if the Godmodder already owns it?
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/?? potion of honey || cake 1/2
I guess it is function -> form. I thought it was form <- function.
+3 up for trade with any AG
Your alchemy created a Prism.
Prism OR Feather Horse Armor = The Stallion's Spectrum (Lv. 2: 1/3)
The order doesn't matter with two alchemies, it'll be the same thing either time.
They're not trying to capture the server, they're trying to help the Godmodder establish chaos and anarchy. Something I could get behind...
13/20
I work on the Farmer's firing range. 4/6
I shoot powder with the Absolute Zero so many times he gets pneumonia. While he is sick, I give him flowers that just happen to have a swarm of extremely poisonous bees in it.
I +3 Piono. Expect lots of these: It's a payment of sorts.
I use the SACRED POOL BALLS.
If possible, I will summon Eggs, and give Piono control. Just this once.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on Anti-Build.
The Kestrel will use Artemis Missile on Anti-Build.
The Ender-Bats guard Twin, and will attack Regnum Dei if he attacks.
You use the Sacred Pool Balls! You cast out all fourteen from your inventory, and they all bounce on the floor and stay there. All but one. The fifth Ball bounces into the air, and glows orange. Fin appears! It appears you can't control which member of the Felt can be summoned.
To both Piono and Twin, I am very impressed. To Piono, HOLY SHCHNEIKES 240 POSTS? you can count on me to add a few hits from whatever I can muster, should it become necessary. To Twin, The Felt Fleet is coming? Wellp, that would be what the GAHMD and my other, upcoming creations {?3m ekil n4em ouY ?sn1otaerc reht0} are for... Now if only I'd spent more time charging my Vast Mechanized Army and its Fleet...
GAHMD upgrade 9/10
TARGET DECEASED. RETARGET NECESSITATED. GAHMD FIRING AT STRUCTURE.ENTITY.DOOMSDAY_STABLE IN 3... 2... 1...
GHAMD charging 2/3
Herovirus-Mech 33/40
Well, it's not "The Felt Fleet". You know what, for once, I'll let Scratch explain...
Thank you. As you hopefully know, Amperz4nd, The Felt is a gang of fourteen leprechauns plus one Black Queen which represent the fifteen pool balls needed to play a game of billiards. The one that represents the 8-Ball, Snowman, who is the aforementioned Black Queen, was summoned earlier in this Act. She was brought down to a critical 1 HP, and escaped to heal. However, she casted down the fourteen Sacred Pool Balls that Irecreeper has in his possession.
These were used to summon the Felt, and now the Felt is dead. I am also a member of the Felt, representing the cue ball, which is a solid white, as you would know if you have ever played billiards.
However, the Felt is only a branch of the army of my Invasion. The majority of it is Crockercorp Ships and hundreds of thousands of Crockercorp Soldiers and Drones, created by Betty Crocker, who is, as you have been led to believe, not an Earth woman but rather the queen of an alien species known as the Trolls. She is completely unrelated to the Felt in any way except for the fact that they both follow my orders.
So, "The Felt Fleet" is a complete misnomer. Rather, it is a "Crockercorp Fleet." I hope this has been educational.
If anything else, you're useful for boring story exposition.
I'm tempted to join my colleagues in the library, but someone's got to babysit the Apocalypse Zone. And besides, meta-wise, Twin already has his hands full.
Phantasm: IIII,12/20.
+1 to K4yne, +1 to fseftr, and +1 to The_Serpent.
Hmm. I suppose I should do something about Engie and Co. I cast LIGHT STRIKE ARRAY on them.
Thank you for that.
Nah, go join the Library! Greenie loves updating that!
I swear I will strangle you.
Then you'd strangle yourself with me.
Ugh, whatever.
2,500 damage to all three members of Engie and Co.
THE MYSTERIOUS CRYSTAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE REGENERATING! CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME?!
Jungle Ritual: 26/40
I bludgeon Build over the head. That should shut him up for a while.
At the same time, I ask the Kage Kami and the rest of the crew to reorganize an army to take the Apocalypse Zone. The Kage Kami only provides supportive firepower, most of the time.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
This was taken from my post, just now. I usually remember, but with so many things to keep track of, I forget sometimes. So stop yelling and accept the fact that I'm only human.
Well... Greenie's only human, at least.
Wh... What are you implying?
Heh. Never mind, Greenie. Just go back to daydreaming.
Hmph. Wait, ninja! What are you doing!
I just narrowly dodged that club attack! Were you aiming for my throne or something?
Wait. You were aiming for ME! Why are you aiming for ME, I'm the good gu$#^(@#
...The good guy isn't always the best guy for the job, Greenie.
Chaos Knight intensifies his carpentry, repairing the shields and the stables. Oh, and Twin, I think you forgot to indicate that Chaos Knight is healed by the Stables.
I also begin building my army. 1/40 x2
Your entities will do as you say. I have been taking that into account, but will indicate it now.
Return: 29/40 (Boosted by K4yne and DaVinci)
???: 2/25 (Boosted by K4yne)
I call in an airstrike on the cave, doing light damage to everyone in it. I also upgrade Twin's Regnum Dei by attaching two Defense Tentacles, each with 4,130 HP. I know what I'm doing.
Heh.
Tenshi godmods the attack back at you by placing an Anti-Airstrike Field on the cave!
You... You attach two Defense Tentacles to Regum Dei. Gross.
Cool. I'll know just how to modify these... Er, use them. That's what I said.
HIM: I am still vanished, I charge my STEAMHAMMER 5/5
I decide to attack the Solaractive computer with the XBSS, and so when it slices it I slice as well, making a x2 C-C-COMBO slice to it! Then we wormhole back to the Microsoft Cloud.
Your entities will do as you say. 1,000 damage to a Firewall!
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
21/40 +1 by DemonicDaVinci +2 by fseftr Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
+2 to fseftr
+1 to DemonicDaVinci
> R. K.: Use the Jolly Roger's Bomber to do initial damage to the TPP Hivemind and teleport them/it to you. Finish it off with Red Rum.
"And when you all meet your Helix, then tell him to make room for the REAL god, the Big G!"
Should the Hivemind be dead by now, target a random AG. Should they still be alive apply another attack with my Red Rum.
> R. K.: Make pirate captain outfit.
Buccaneer's Bicorne AND Entropy Ingot = ???
Cap'n Calamari AND Mithril Ingot = ???
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone AND Uranium Ingot = ???
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box
TPP Hivemind KILLED! The massive amount of voices controlling the thing suddenly yell all at once, lamenting their defeat, then as the Hivemind fades away, the voices do as well, until suddenly it becomes, for the first time in months...
Quiet.
Buccaneer's Bicorne AND Entropy Ingot = The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cap'n Calamari AND Mithril Ingot = Davy Jones's Helmet
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone AND Uranium = One Errant Twitch
You got THE TREASURE OF BLACKBEARD! A devilish orange version of the original Bicorne. Its feathers have been expanded and now flow with the wind. Perfect for any pirate captain.
You got DAVY JONES'S HELMET! A metal mask forged in the likeness of the great and feared sea captain himself. Best worn by those with one eye, apparently.
You got ONE ERRANT TWITCH! A set of miniature warheads that glow a vile green color. Whether they can be used will hopefully never be discovered...
Hmm....Split could go out of control and destroy time with his powers, but Build would probably prevent that.
I got it!
I shall build the SIMULATIONATOR! The simulationator will simulate any events that you type in. It will show you what the outcome would be. It will be invincible, and it will go into the Forge!
Simulationator: 1/?
I veto your upgrade as it would take all the fun out of seeing if your attacks will work for yourself.
...I can't really argue with that.
8/40 x6 in storage
8/40
5/10x22 in storage
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *14 - On Twin + Uberheal. Twin is an entity and mobile, even AOE won't get him now...
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 2/5
Iiiii Azura's Black Star
I kill some Nexus Grunts.
+3 for trade ()
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo... This'll be exciting.
Oh boy. This'll be incredibly stupid.
I use the Hand of Pearl to teleport to the Apocalypse Zone!
I then wail away on the Doomsday Stables.
[Sadly, this entity isn't really "living" so to speak. No EP gained on kill. Boo.]
5,000 damage to the Stables!
You got the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE! A version of the Enderdragon's Staff that is now a scythe! If alchemized with something related to Death, a powerful weapon could be created...
Only 2 doses left? Best save this for a point when it is needed...
I re-mobilize the noob army(who knew they'd all demand a vacation at the same time?) and order them to assault the stables of the horsemen! Eventually, they are forced to run fleeing from the bad smell of the place, and I have to shoot it at range with Starry Night.
Oh? You HURT Famine with Team Spirits? Whatever you say!
Oh, stop it! Now you're editing people's posts? That's just cruel.
Relax. That was just a one-time joke.
Sure it was... +7,500 HP.
GAHMD ACCELERATORS UPGRADED. PROJECTILE MAGAZINE VARIANCE INCREASED. The GAHMD can now be loaded with scatter-flechette rounds, enabling it to hit more than one target. It's accelerators are now more powerful, causing it to deal more damage.
GAHMD upgrade 10/10
GHAMD ready to fire.
3/3
Herovirus-Mech 34/40
GAHMD FIRING FLECHETTE ROUNDS AT THE APOCALYPSE ZONE IN 3... 2... 1...
I set up a force-shield and antimissile defence systems around Twin.
The GAHMD deals 12,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables and 2,000 damage to Famine, Death, and the Chaos Knight!
Why thank you. You shouldn't have. I'll just add it to my throne's ever-growing list of upgrades.
This is... This is not good.
9/40 x6 in storage
9/40
6/10x22 in storage
2/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *14
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 3/5
Brick AND Rifle
Iiiii Azura's Black Star
I load Horizon Events into Carnage In A Cylinder and pepper the AZ shield with imploding green supernovae.
I splash Project Nexus with a Potion of Superheroics and Godliness. If Project Nexus doesn't attack this round, apply it the next time it attacks.
+3 for trade ()
Brick AND Rifle = Broken Windows (Level 1: 1/2)
You can't use the Potion of Godliness! Only TT2000 can. It's a special case. However, you do use the Potion of Superheroics.
The Apocalypse Zone's shields are destroyed already!
Seriously. Think this through.
Oh come on, Split. He probably didn't know because YOU didn't have enough time to finish updating.
If I didn't, then YOU didn't either! You could have taken initative!
Initative? INITIATIVE?! YOU should be showing INITIATIVE, if anyone! I don't even know what the hell you're doing in your spare time! Talking about your throne and hacking the server...
What are you PLANNING?
You honestly don't need to know.
And even if you did, I wouldn't tell you.
AAGH! Why are you so insufferable?!
Why are YOU so insufferable?
...
...
I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
Level 3, TP: 59/60 -- Focus: =========== 25/55
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped) I'm not charging these at the moment.
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 12/40 (+3 from Aegis post 8612)
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/?? potion of honey || cake 2/2
I guess it is function -> form. I thought it was form <- function.
I put out three +1s for trade (thanks ire!)
3/4 for the reinforced semi
I combine a flamethrower with napalm 1/???
23/40 x4
4/15 x17
Outside the Battlefield, a small crockercorp ship is stationed to monitor and make sure the combatants don't leave.
Its sensors detect two small humanoid forms.
five seconds later they are identified.
Five seconds after that the largest piece of the ship remaining is five inches in diameter.
A new area has opened up: the country-side. The area of the server away from the battlefield, you can sometimes hear or see the events happening there, but it is far enough away that the homestuck invasion was happening out there.
Come out come out wherever you are you goshdarned stupid puppet! He isn't going to answer piono, we'll just have to have fun. >
Well, glad we stocked up on weaponry, this is going to be fun.
In short, I'm tired of Scratch thinking he's so clever. I suppose I should have foreseen his not coming out at the death of the Felt, but even if I had known, I probably would've still fought them. I'm done with this charade. I'm going to smash his precious Homestuck Invasion to tiny little pieces until I find the multiverse's most annoying host. Then we're going to beat the stuffing out of him. Literally.
Right now all I can see is a few small crockercorp drones though. That will change very soon.
Stupid. A charade. Annoying.
Are these the words you use to describe me and my plan? What if those were the words I would use to describe yours? Or your whole plan of unleashing your... Oh, excuse me. How rude. This is, and should be, a spoiler-free zone. Hahahahahaha...
The one thing you're right about, however, is that the presence of no Crockercorp entities will change very soon.
Very. Soon.
Flamethrower AND Napalm = The Backburner (Level 2: 1/3)
15/20
I finish the Farmer's firing range. 6/6
I shhot at Powder.
You got THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE! A version of the Iron Multi-Cane made entirely from Unorthodox Crop! Its iron weapons are now lit aflame, and it has extra strength as a result.
I put out three +1 trades
I finish the reinforced semi
2/??? for the flamethrower
24/40 x4
5/15 x17 I open fire on the drones with the giga gun.
There, a couple of smoking wrecks, maybe that'll get her imperious *******ness's attention. Quiet you, no swearing.
Wait, what about Scratch, won't he interfere? He doesn't know where we are.
How? I asked a favor from Roxy, me and you are void shielded, Scratch can't see us.
Sweet.
If I didn't get here to late...:
I thank Ire for the brief assistance from Eggs.
I Borrow the timer.
EXPLIONOSION!!!!
There are now something-hundred pionoes running around until the ability wears off, exponentially increasing my attack power since all of them are equipped with my alchemies.
Tut tut, piono. Haven't you forgotten something? In this universe, your four precious heroes never activated the Scratch. With such a highly doomed timeline, I doubt it would have worked anyway. So, Roxy and the other three counterparts never existed, and never will. And don't even say you use your time powers to teleport there, because you can only move through your own universe, not others. And accessing other timelines as a non-Time player is notoriously difficult, if not impossible.
In fact, it is something only a First Guardian could manage feasibly. Guess who is one? And guess who isn't?
Do you see now? You'll never be good enough, and you'll always have to live with the fact that there will always be someone more powerful than you. For all your self-proclaimed overpoweredness, you have limitations.
Everyone has limitations. Never forget that. It is a lesson I will be teaching you soon enough.
And by the way, no swearing please. It is awfully rude.
You got a REINFORCED SEMI! A truck that is reinforced with iron, so it's more difficult to shoot through. So, bulletproof, I guess.
I attack the Solaractive computer with the Sonic Snowball, and it does Freeze Damage, and causes extra damage because water and computers don't mix.
+2500 to everything in the Microsoft Cloud
You got THE IRON WEB! Truly the ultimate in XBOX-based weaponry. The crowning jewel of all your alchemizing. In your hands. Forged from pure Adamantium, electrically charged with Redstone, with an outer coating of Mithril, that also glows due to Glowstone. Its handle is sleek, electronic, and spider-themed, with a glowing red hourglass in the middle. In short: Amazing.
Firewall 1 destroyed! 5,000 damage to the other Firewall!
I attack the Solaractive computer, by hitting it with the hard reset.
Hi Split. It's a good thing I take Latin, because I know that Regnum Dei means day of the king. We are buds, correct? Because I summoned the throne? (You're not gonna destroy me, right?)
5,000 damage to SolarActive's Firewalls!
Alright, let's see...
Regnum Dei actually means "the Kingdom of God." You can take a guess why I named it that.
And yeah... Being buds... About that. ... We'll see.
Also, would you mind going back and finding all the upgrades you gave my throne?
Now why would you want that?
Oh I don't know... So I can buff it as much as possible?
Yeah. Now what would you do with all of those buffs?
Hmm... I wonder!
We should read the librarylogs? I'd love to, but I can barely focus on it with the weird highlighting.
GAHMD loading 1/3
Herovirus-Mech 35/40
I begin a set of experiments with Rainbow Matter, in hope of discovering any other ways of activating it, whether it, being refined from the blood of their kind, will have any effects beyond the ordinary on the Felt, or if using it as a power source is feasible. 1/5
Is charging more than two non-40-post charges legit?
Uh... You should have been reading all of them. However, if it's the weird highlighting that's an issue, just go here.
Okay. Okay. I have accomplished literally nothing so far. Hmm. Well, my somewhat-retconned TARDIS majyks are still substantial. I begin powering up piono by any means (short of killing myself) necessary.
Not that I dislike any of you guys, I just know piono a bit more.
Yeah, I guess you've had some experience with him. Well, you could help by attacking things in the Apocalypse Zone, or attacking the Godmodder. However, helping others is a good start. You begin to power up piono.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
Quest 6/30
Blood ritual 4/15
I attempt to enter the Apocalypse Zone. If I succeed, I light the Doomsday Stables on fire. If I fail, I begin to make the sun brighter by shooting jars filled with moonlight at the sun with a augmented grenade launcher. I have a plan, don't worry. (Like anyone cares)
4,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables! Doomsday Stables burned!
I do something, that something is throwing a rock at the Godmodder.
The Godmodder does something, that something is catching your rock and throwing it into outer space, where it bounces off of a sattelite and slams into a meteor, knocking it off-course and making it crash into a volcano, which promptly erupts. The lava buries an NPC Village, with some players inside too. One of the players randomly sets up TNT to suicide himself, but a random TNT block flies in the air and blows up in a cave, causing thousands of gravel blocks to fall that open up a fissure in the ground that you fall through.
Wh-a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝a̘͍᷇͆ͮ͆͏t̹̣͖͆͆͆̒-̛̦̮̺̱̲̌͆̄͆᷈͆͆̿͝
*BEEEEP*
*CHUG*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUH
NIMBLEOS STARTING UP...
...
..̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜
A Ha Ha, NOPE. Now... lets see...
NO STOP IT Y-Ơ̜̭̗̳̫̱̭̇͆͗̍̈́͟͠ư̶̧͕̯̭̼̥̭̬ͨ̂̅᷾͜Ḽ̸᷂̱̝̭̹̅᷇̍̿̈́͘͘͝ ̷̧̬͚̭̙̫͍̥̖̱̭̲͔͜-͚̭̦̭̹̮͉ͤͣ̈́̾᷁̈́̽̏ ͎̩̭̭ͥ͑̉̔̂͏̭͇ͦ᷀͋t͏̶̨͍̦̭̼͉̘̭͉᷂̅̄̔ ̴̭͚̝̣̭̟᷃̎͊᷀ͬ̾͋̑ ᷿̯̭͕̲̝͕͕̭̥᷅ͫ͋͘͜V̸̴̧̢̭᷊̠̭͋͂ͣ͗᷈͟͜I̱̭͓̫̭̣̗̔ͧͯͬ᷾̄̆̚Ŗ̷̳̭͍͚̲̭͗᷃᷾ͬ᷇̋͞Ụ̭̟̳̝͕̭̲̭̩̘̭̈́̅ͧ̌ͩ̓ͬ̈́̽ͩ͌ͫ᷾̊̐̋͊͝͞S̸̵̹̤̭͕͈̭̦ͦ̄ͫ̽ͪ̿...
You are a BAD BILL. Now... what does this button do...
NOPE CLEARING VIRUS...
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DONE. Thanks Backup. Now... I eat a chunk of the TIME ENGINES! This now allows me to TIME TRAVEL every 15 TURNS! And dimentio... I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.
Tippi: 1/20. Count Bleck: 1/20. :3 ARGH, THIS TRASH CAN. Good Thing I evaded the complete cleanup squad...
32/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 4/6.
More Research: 5/5.
+1 EXPERIANCE.
Even More Research! (1/5)
Project Penguino(4/6)
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (2/3) INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
I remove your Time Travel abilities. Only people who are capable of having such abilities should wield them.
Request for a "Last on DTG2: Operator..." section on the wiki.
I begin charging up "Sakura Tower" - a 45-floor tower. Each floor is 2 charges.
Floors 1-10: [1/20]
Floors 11-20: [0/20]
Floors 21-30: [0/20]
Floors 31-40: [0/20]
Floors 41-45: [0/10]
[N] Sakura Tower A tower where cherry blossoms fall like snow, year round. The blueprints were found in a location unknown, left some 495 years ago. The structure's extreme stability allows for it to take a majority of hits without crumbling to the ground. p It is said that a phoenix used to roost on the old Sakura Tower, where the blueprints were first recovered from. The past glory of Sakura Tower shall rise from the ashes, like it's phoenix.
Note: Each floor has its own unique use. The floors can be used before the tower is fully built, but the tower can only be attacked once the whole structure is complete.
Floor 1: Nullification Room - A small spot of peace in the chaos. All within Sakura Floor 1 are unable to attack, but are also unable to be attacked.
Floor 2: [REDACTED]
Floor 3: Not yet defined...
Hmm... This already seems pretty OP, but I'm going to wait until some other floors have been revealed until I decide what to do with this.
All you need to know is that the Felt is killed! You can help out by ordering the Touhou Team to help the Kage Kami reclaim the Apocalypse Zone or by trying to get Split t&#^%#($^@!#@$
Disregard that last part.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
"Perhaps you need a bigger group. Ask others to join you!"
Project Nexus can't attack this turn due to the TPP Hivemind's last act, stunning it! Its Superheroics effect will happen next turn. Dimentio looks at Doc Scratch's rantings in apparent amusement.
Ooh, the drama! The chaos! The strife! It's like... A beautiful movie is unfolding before my eyes, and I... I am the audience! And you all are actors whose roles are all set to end in disaster!
Insanity and Co. deal 7,500 damage to Project Nexus! The Hyena Droid Bombers fly off from the Battlefield and divebomb the Microsoft Cloud with explosives! They kill a member of the XBOX Army. The other two fleets attack the Alternate TARDIS's Time Engines and deal 8,000 damage!
The Ender Colossus and the Kestrel attempt to attack Anti-Build, but stop, because he isn't in this timeline currently! Arachna helps out the Anti-Godmodders by venturing out of the Spider Web and dealing 4,000 damage to the HMS Invictus! Fin's Ghost, not wanting to attack its former allies, heads off and destroys 5 Vulture Droid Fighters! Oryx simply watches the battle silently.
The HMS Invictus deals 4,000 damage to the Ender Colossus! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Thresh and destroys 20 Droid Tri-Fighters!
The Kage Kami and his entourage of Anti-Godmodders to fight against the Pro-Godmodders of the Apocalpyse Zone and, through a miracle, take back the zone. They run out of the cave and find a Pro-Godmodder outpost headed by Powder with the Pet Unagi at his side. The Kage Kami uses a magic attack to kill the Pet Unagi, but that alerts Powder to their presence! He quickly dodges the group's attacks and deals 4 damage to Tenshi while heading to higher ground. However, before he can successfully outrun the group, the Kage Kami buries a sword in Powder's chest, killing him.
SolarActive examines the Zone and slams the code of Ron the Narrator with the Kage Kami's, dealing 3,000 damage to each! SolarActive then jumbles the Chaos Knight's code, dealing 4,000 damage.
Everything in the Microsoft Cloud remains idle as they view what goes on on the Stronghold below...
...Where Pionoplayer and his alt, Piono, lie in wait for a certain omnipotent pupeeter. They spend their spare time blowing up Crockercorp Ships and Drones from afar, but then, suddenly, they hear a popping noise.
You should never let your guard down.
Instantly, an explosion with the force of a thousand supernovae blows the duo sky-high. Hundreds of Crockercorp Ships' railguns track their movements as they rain plasma beams upon the heroes. A figure clad in white teleports to the two and, using a white copy of what appears to be the Telescopic Sassacrusher, knocks them from y - 413 into y - 10, creating a huge fissure in the ground. The figure then meets the two on the ground.
Alright, Piono. Both of you. You wanted a fight? You have a fight. You have trained well in the art of combat, I will admit that. But you will find that when it comes to a proper Strife™, I am simply the best there is.
Pionoplayer and Piono resign themselves to their fate. Combat is unavoidable. However, there is another word for the battle that will take place today. It is known as:
Piono: Inventory ~
The Northern Light
The Winter Advisory
The Void of Heat
Microsoft Mashup
(And Others)
Doc Scratch: Inventory ~
The Billiards Basher
Cueball Catastrophe
Guardian's Oblivion
The Deudly Magnum
(And Others)
...And here at the Throne Room, I observe intently. This will be interesting... Looks like we'll have two Strifes soon enough.
What do you mean...?
Oh, Greenie. You'll find out.
Why not now? You seem to know MUCH more than I.
You wouldn't want to find out now.
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Horsemen by destroying the Doomsday Stables.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Apocalypse Zone.
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The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 65,000/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
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TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ Healing Barrier: IIIII Health Potion: 1/7. Equipped with The Broken Record and Metatron's Melody.
Sniper Joe: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Warbots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)
Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x5.)
Anti-Build: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
Anti-Split: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
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The Stronghold Ruins:
Pionoplayer: [P]
Piono: [P]
Doc Scratch: [BSS]HP: ???/??? Cueball Blues: IIIII
________________________________________________________________________________________ The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
Request for a "Last on DTG2: Operator..." section on the wiki.
I begin charging up "Sakura Tower" - a 45-floor tower. Each floor is 2 charges.
Floors 1-10: [1/20]
Floors 11-20: [0/20]
Floors 21-30: [0/20]
Floors 31-40: [0/20]
Floors 41-45: [0/10]
[N] Sakura Tower A tower where cherry blossoms fall like snow, year round. The blueprints were found in a location unknown, left some 495 years ago. The structure's extreme stability allows for it to take a majority of hits without crumbling to the ground. p It is said that a phoenix used to roost on the old Sakura Tower, where the blueprints were first recovered from. The past glory of Sakura Tower shall rise from the ashes, like it's phoenix.
Note: Each floor has its own unique use. The floors can be used before the tower is fully built, but the tower can only be attacked once the whole structure is complete.
Floor 1: Nullification Room - A small spot of peace in the chaos. All within Sakura Floor 1 are unable to attack, but are also unable to be attacked.
Floor 2: [REDACTED]
Floor 3: Not yet defined...
I'm sorry, and I'm not the GM, so tell me if I'm wrong, Twin, but couldn't the first floor of the tower beused like the Orbital Space Station and let players fully heal their entities when they're on the brink of death? Granted, this one is for everyone and not just AGs, but I still don't think it will work.
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"Actually, I have played billiards, or pool, as we call it here, I simply have not read Homestuck. As to giving you things, and Split, or whatever he's called, being very pleased and malevolent, has it not occurred to you that it is possible both to be AG and partially evil, and in my case, pyromanic, I know exactly what I'm doing in giving you weapons and defences, I'm trying to get you/split to destroy things gratuitously. HEH."
GAHMD charging 2/3
Herovirus-Mech 36/40 {Don't worry, I'll give you a list of stats to nerf before I summon it all the way}
Rainbow Matter research 2/5
I would firstly like to apologize for any annoyance I may have caused, or will cause. I would secondly like to point out that the Godmodder seems rather... inactive for a despotic, hacking server admin, and suggest that he do more stuffs. Go watch some of Oldmanwillakers' old DVZ videos if you need inspiration. I had another thing, but then I got forgetful. DAMMIT BRAIN.
{Edit. this wasn't what I meant to say, but either the Library is incompletely filled in, or, and this is my assumption, not every book has been opened}
Ok, here are the upgrades to Regnum Dei, in reverse chronological order.
I install computer terminals throughout the throne room, which are ripped straight from the Microsoft Cloud. They have ALL the games, and can install cool weapons. (Note: the singular XBOX360 Army member should be in the throne room.)
(Yo twin, the throne room is now a zone because of the upgrades and the charges added to it. The Throne itself is an entity with HP and shielding. You decide how powerful, it is your Throne.)
The THRONE ZONE IS COMPLETE, ONLY AFTER I INSTALL AG AND N HEALING SYSTEMS, AND A FIGHT VIEWING CHAMBER. THE FIGHT IS WORTH A LOT. LEVEL 4IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEVEL 5. TWIN, SINCE IT IS YOUR THRONE (ZONE), YOU DECIDE WHAT ENTITIES/THINGS EXIST INSIDE IT. NOW SIT BACK, AND WATCH.
I install a nightclub room in the throne room, with fizzy carrot juice drinks and a disco lit dance floor, with a XBOX 360 Army member, split away from the group, (seperate entity, now there are 19 Xbox 360 Army members) as a DJ (of doooooooom.) He knows over 200 potentially weaponizable songs.
Level 4 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 5
I install HIM proof armor and a portrait of Twin in the throne room.
Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
LEVEL UP!
Level 4 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 5
I install emergency escape hatches, burning traps and otherwise harmful protections in the throne room.
Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
I buy both potions of coffee from Wilson, and set up a Starbucks in the throne room. The good kind of Starbucks, with the dinners and everything and a drive through. I set up a button with the charged sword and some Glaurum, that when pushed makes an emergency shield. I put some Carrot Juice In A bucket through the loom. I give the result to Twin. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4 (Starbucks is a big upgrade, and it has Carrot Juice Frapuccinos )
I install the random blueprinted throne upgrades. The throne now flies. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
I build a glaurum stature of Twin, and a cape for said statue, and a sword for said statue, and an engraved Glaurum sign saying "The Best." below it. I also add a drink holder in an arm of the chair. LEVEL 2 100% LEVEL 3
LEVEL 3 0% LEVEL 4. LEVEL UP!
I use more Glarum, a water bucket, and the X-Inferno (from a distance) to install a Hot Tub into the throne. I expand the throne to make it a throne and a throne room. I also add a bar, serving carrot juice, next to the hot tub. And I make a Glarum raft thing for the Pool, of which I also add. LEVEL 2 50% LEVEL 3
I install Melongourd slice(s) in the dispenser rigged in the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE, and I put a Smeltbench on an armrest of the massive throne. Level 1 IIIII Level 2. The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! (Each "I" is an upgrade installed. A unique upgrade.) Level 2 IIIIIIIIII Level 3.
I use some XBeanstalk vines to make a retractable shield around the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE, and I install a masseuse thing into the chair's back. THRONE LEVEL PROGRESS: Level 1 IIIII Level 2
Before I even START the continued alchemies, I use some XBeanstalks to add a heated seat and built in screen to Twin's throne. And a Carrot Juice Dispenser. (No alchemy for that, I literally put carrot juice in a dispenser.) It is the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE!
The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! Once it reaches level five and gets 10 charges it will be an entity. And it will attack (using commands from my remote contol hoodie) while twin gets a front row seat.
I construct a big "IM SORRY TWIN" in the middle of the battlefield, made of Glaurum.
I make Twin's throne even bigger. As a present.
I build a small Glaurum throne for TwinBuilder, inside the Microsoft Cloud, as a way to say sorry for HIS actions.
+3 to Ninjacat9
006 5/6
me2 25/40
x1 army 15/30
Charges 7/40
I AM BACK. MY VANISHMENT IS OVER. I COME OUT OF BEING VANISHED AND I STRIKE PROJECT NEXUS WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS CHARGED FULLY.
oH NO. He's back. Wait, I just thought of a plan.
I attack the Solaractive computer with the The Iron Web, using almost my full power, but not my complete full power, which is using what is left of the Microsoft Cloud AI system. I strike it, and then slash that same spot with my XWolverine.
The XBSS heals in the Microsoft Cloud, and the XBOX360 Army attacks the HMS Inviticus, then goes back to the Microsoft Cloud,
10/40 x4 in storage
10/40
7/10x22 in storage
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13 - Imvisibility on KageKame
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 4/5
Broken Windows 1/?
IIIIi Azura's Black Star - III
40/40 - A very enraged and hateful Gyrardos lands atop a few entities in the AZ and begins mucking about, killing everything that moves.
[H] 50000/50000 - III: Cast Soul Trap on Gyrardos. All of Gyrardos' kills count to Azura's Black Star.
IIIIIIIII - Enraged: Will last for 9 turns. During this period of time, all damage dealt by Gyrardos will mini-crit. After Gyrardos takes 25000 in damage, Enraged will be re-engaged.
III - Hyperbeam: Deals 9000 damage to an entity. Damage halfed next turn/Negated while Enraged is active.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Splash: Deals 15000 damage to 3 entities. Absolute ridiculousness.
Deals 4000 damage to two entities per turn unless doing an attack. After using Hyperbeam, only attacks one target for 4000.
NOTE: Gyrardos acts independent of me and will use charged attacks as soon as they're ready!
I'm the one who brewed the Potion of Godliness you derp!
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Mkay, y'know how it's possible to combine charges? And y'know how it's supposedly impossible to charge a thing more than once a post? Can't I just say something like, "randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2 randomcharge 1/2" and then combine them all next post?
I add Cold Microfusion Power Cell to the Alchemiter database {this hardly seems overpowered, given that it is basically a very advanced long-life battery}
I begin an alchemy: Entropy Ingot AND Auto-Scattergun 1/4 {if you can have more than two items, a Cold Microfusion Power Cell is also added, and the charge amount is 1/6}
I begin an alchemy: Antiparticle Beam Cannon Very Fine 1/?? {I don't know how long this is gonna take, as I have not done much alchemy}
GAHMD ready to fire! 3/3 I decide to keep it, and charge it up further, as it looks like trouble's on the way, and I want my guns all loaded for the big event.
Rainbow Matter research 3/5
Herovirus-Mech 37/40
I start firing every non-GAHMD non-melee weapon at my disposal towards every PG and hostile N entity I can find.
"Hey cool, a star destroyer. Someone go capture it."
But first we have to reach it.
It IS in space after all.
"Actually, it's in orbit, but I see your point."
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I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
Level 4, TP: 0/80 -- Focus: ============== 35/60 DING!
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 13/40
I'll start charging up "Ammo charges" to use for more powerful attacks.
Ammo charge 1/5
If Twin allows that star destroyer, I start collecting materials for a GalacticCraft Rocket 1/3
Piono, you're most likely doomed because you annoyed TwinBuilder. But, annoying Scratch is one of my top priorities so I'll give some help. I start sniping Scratch with The Silicon Steam Punker.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/?? potion of honey || cake 2/2 GAH! How hard is it to empty a bottle onto a cake? Cake && potion of honey 1/??
Blood ritual 4/15
I attempt to enter the Apocalypse Zone. If I succeed, I light the Doomsday Stables on fire. If I fail, I begin to make the sun brighter by shooting jars filled with moonlight at the sun with a augmented grenade launcher. I have a plan, don't worry. (Like anyone cares)
20 more Hyena droid Bombers and vulture droid fighters appear.
SolarActive slams the code of a random PG with the code of kage kami.
upgrade: 6/20
Blackhole bomb: 26/40
Summon unknown: 9/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Aegis, use those posts for good. Make like a better tripod or something. Cause havoc.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
It's High Noon
Raspberry Pi: 2/10
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*BEEEEP*
*CHUG*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUH
NIMBLEOS STARTING UP...
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..̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜.̹͇᷂̭̖͕̼͓᷆᷅̐ͨͭ̕͝.̷̙͉̥̝̣̇̿ͭ̍᷄ͤ̽᷅͢.̡̪͇̲̜̣͊᷈ͩ̓̉ͦ̾̕͜
A Ha Ha, NOPE. Now... lets see...
NO STOP IT Y-Ơ̜̭̗̳̫̱̭̇͆͗̍̈́͟͠ư̶̧͕̯̭̼̥̭̬ͨ̂̅᷾͜Ḽ̸᷂̱̝̭̹̅᷇̍̿̈́͘͘͝ ̷̧̬͚̭̙̫͍̥̖̱̭̲͔͜-͚̭̦̭̹̮͉ͤͣ̈́̾᷁̈́̽̏ ͎̩̭̭ͥ͑̉̔̂͏̭͇ͦ᷀͋t͏̶̨͍̦̭̼͉̘̭͉᷂̅̄̔ ̴̭͚̝̣̭̟᷃̎͊᷀ͬ̾͋̑ ᷿̯̭͕̲̝͕͕̭̥᷅ͫ͋͘͜V̸̴̧̢̭᷊̠̭͋͂ͣ͗᷈͟͜I̱̭͓̫̭̣̗̔ͧͯͬ᷾̄̆̚Ŗ̷̳̭͍͚̲̭͗᷃᷾ͬ᷇̋͞Ụ̭̟̳̝͕̭̲̭̩̘̭̈́̅ͧ̌ͩ̓ͬ̈́̽ͩ͌ͫ᷾̊̐̋͊͝͞S̸̵̹̤̭͕͈̭̦ͦ̄ͫ̽ͪ̿...
You are a BAD BILL. Now... what does this button do...
NOPE CLEARING VIRUS...
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DONE.
Thanks Backup. Now... I eat a chunk of the TIME ENGINES!
This now allows me to TIME TRAVEL every 15 TURNS!
And dimentio... I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS.
Tippi: 1/20.
Count Bleck: 1/20.
:3
ARGH, THIS TRASH CAN. Good Thing I evaded the complete cleanup squad...
32/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 4/6.
More Research: 5/5.
+1 EXPERIANCE.
Even More Research! (1/5)
Project Penguino(4/6)
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (2/3)
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
TIME TRAVEL: Ỉ̂͗᷃ͮ̂᷉I̫͚ͭ̂ͪ᷇̂I̲̹᷆̂͆̂̾I̳̋̂́̈́̂̽I̦͇᷂̋̂ͬ̂Î̖͚᷈ͪ̂̎Ỉ̟̙̂̂͆͠Î͖̙̩̈̂̕I͈͇̭͋̂ͩ̂I̲͚͆̂ͮ̂̎I᷂͎᷂̟ͬ̂̂I̷̭᷉ͫ̂̂̌̂̚Î᷿̩̣̻̂̉Î̜ͩ̃̂͢͏Î̜̖᷾͛̂͐
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: Ą̷̸̛̝᷿̫̠̳̝̂̓̽̔̃L̶̨̫̺̱̳̞͇̍̋̃̽᷅̕͢P͕̞͙᷂̂͑ͣ́͆ͣͤ͆̒͜͠H̯͕᷂̰̐̋̈́̾ͨ̈͆ͯͥ͜͝A̶̸̦͈̙̬̗̩̯͑̉̋ͩ͒͜ UBERPIE-------NO IT IS ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 2
PROGRAMS: 6
Request for a "Last on DTG2: Operator..." section on the wiki.
I begin charging up "Sakura Tower" - a 45-floor tower. Each floor is 2 charges.
Floors 1-10: [1/20]
Floors 11-20: [0/20]
Floors 21-30: [0/20]
Floors 31-40: [0/20]
Floors 41-45: [0/10]
[N] Sakura Tower
A tower where cherry blossoms fall like snow, year round.
The blueprints were found in a location unknown, left some 495 years ago.
The structure's extreme stability allows for it to take a majority of hits
without crumbling to the ground. p
It is said that a phoenix used to roost on the old Sakura Tower,
where the blueprints were first recovered from.
The past glory of Sakura Tower shall rise from the ashes, like it's phoenix.
Note: Each floor has its own unique use. The floors can be used before the tower is fully built, but the tower can only be attacked once the whole structure is complete.
Floor 1: Nullification Room - A small spot of peace in the chaos. All within Sakura Floor 1 are unable to attack, but are also unable to be attacked.
Floor 2: [REDACTED]
Floor 3: Not yet defined...
Yes, I do. That's very overpowered, and unless you tell me exactly what you're using them for over PM I'm voiding every single one.
Gee, thanks. I really wouldn't help Split if I were you
Oh come on, Greenie. Wasn't it you who said that we should ALWAYS welcome help?
After all, you ARE afraid of dying, aren't you?
I... Look at you. Putting words in my mouth.
I equip the Lifesteal Orb in my inventory.
I take it out and install it onto my beautiful throne where it can actually be useful and not supervized.
Ugh... I just can't win, can I?!
7,500 damage to the Crystal.
Oh please, piono. Insufferable? More like devilishly handsome and witty. And a puppet? I like to think of myself as more of a... Puppeteer. Hee hee. You see, I don't usually dwell on people's thoughts about me and how their views of me coincide with mine.
But yours, piono. Now. After having to spend months listening to everyone's constant actions and thoughts about this war, I must say that there has been some relatively peaceful people on this server. But you.
You, and I take great pride in saying this, you are the most vile, insufferable, snotty, selfish, sure-of-himself brat I have ever had the distaste of coming across. You, your exponentially vile alter ego of yours, and the King you must parade around with you everywhere you go. Oh yes, I know about him.
So, and I take great pride in saying this also... You will get your wish. I will meet you at the ruins of a Stronghold and there, we can do battle, if only to satiate your undying demands.
Now let's see who's really overpowered and who's really king, shall we?
Hmm... I don't like the looks of this. What do you think, Split?
Meh. Needs more desu.
...Should I stop trying to understand you?
Yes.
And by the way, you deal 3,000 damage to the Invictus. Oh, this too...
You got the GIGA GUN! A very powerful version of a Minigun that requires no effort to carry and yet has exponentially more bullets. Also has some prototype rocket launchers as well.
Why would Tiberium-Tacking a Nexus Mook turn it into a mutant?
No clue. 1 Mk. I G0L3M killed.
Oh hey, thanks! Wonder what I'll use this for...
Yeah. Me too.
Unbotanium Ingots appear in the Forge Supplies.
Anti-Build has been removed from this timeline!
Your alchemy created a Prism.
Prism OR Feather Horse Armor = The Stallion's Spectrum (Lv. 2: 1/3)
The order doesn't matter with two alchemies, it'll be the same thing either time.
They're not trying to capture the server, they're trying to help the Godmodder establish chaos and anarchy. Something I could get behind...
...Psycho.
8,000 damage!
You use the Sacred Pool Balls! You cast out all fourteen from your inventory, and they all bounce on the floor and stay there. All but one. The fifth Ball bounces into the air, and glows orange. Fin appears! It appears you can't control which member of the Felt can be summoned.
Your entities will do as you say.
Well, it's not "The Felt Fleet". You know what, for once, I'll let Scratch explain...
Thank you. As you hopefully know, Amperz4nd, The Felt is a gang of fourteen leprechauns plus one Black Queen which represent the fifteen pool balls needed to play a game of billiards. The one that represents the 8-Ball, Snowman, who is the aforementioned Black Queen, was summoned earlier in this Act. She was brought down to a critical 1 HP, and escaped to heal. However, she casted down the fourteen Sacred Pool Balls that Irecreeper has in his possession.
These were used to summon the Felt, and now the Felt is dead. I am also a member of the Felt, representing the cue ball, which is a solid white, as you would know if you have ever played billiards.
However, the Felt is only a branch of the army of my Invasion. The majority of it is Crockercorp Ships and hundreds of thousands of Crockercorp Soldiers and Drones, created by Betty Crocker, who is, as you have been led to believe, not an Earth woman but rather the queen of an alien species known as the Trolls. She is completely unrelated to the Felt in any way except for the fact that they both follow my orders.
So, "The Felt Fleet" is a complete misnomer. Rather, it is a "Crockercorp Fleet." I hope this has been educational.
If anything else, you're useful for boring story exposition.
Oh, I see. Pretty interesting.
Anti-Build is not in this timeline!
Thank you for that.
Nah, go join the Library! Greenie loves updating that!
I swear I will strangle you.
Then you'd strangle yourself with me.
Ugh, whatever.
2,500 damage to all three members of Engie and Co.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
This was taken from my post, just now. I usually remember, but with so many things to keep track of, I forget sometimes. So stop yelling and accept the fact that I'm only human.
Well... Greenie's only human, at least.
Wh... What are you implying?
Heh. Never mind, Greenie. Just go back to daydreaming.
Hmph. Wait, ninja! What are you doing!
I just narrowly dodged that club attack! Were you aiming for my throne or something?
Wait. You were aiming for ME! Why are you aiming for ME, I'm the good gu$#^(@#
...The good guy isn't always the best guy for the job, Greenie.
Your entities will do as you say.
Your entities will do as you say. I have been taking that into account, but will indicate it now.
Tenshi godmods the attack back at you by placing an Anti-Airstrike Field on the cave!
You... You attach two Defense Tentacles to Regum Dei. Gross.
Cool. I'll know just how to modify these... Er, use them. That's what I said.
Your entities will do as you say. 1,000 damage to a Firewall!
You deal 2,500 damage to the Kage Kami!
No, no! Keep helping me! Secondary has no idea what he's talking about!
Your entities will do as you say.
YOU DON'T SAY?
TPP Hivemind KILLED! The massive amount of voices controlling the thing suddenly yell all at once, lamenting their defeat, then as the Hivemind fades away, the voices do as well, until suddenly it becomes, for the first time in months...
Quiet.
Buccaneer's Bicorne AND Entropy Ingot = The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cap'n Calamari AND Mithril Ingot = Davy Jones's Helmet
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone AND Uranium = One Errant Twitch
You got THE TREASURE OF BLACKBEARD! A devilish orange version of the original Bicorne. Its feathers have been expanded and now flow with the wind. Perfect for any pirate captain.
You got DAVY JONES'S HELMET! A metal mask forged in the likeness of the great and feared sea captain himself. Best worn by those with one eye, apparently.
You got ONE ERRANT TWITCH! A set of miniature warheads that glow a vile green color. Whether they can be used will hopefully never be discovered...
I veto your upgrade as it would take all the fun out of seeing if your attacks will work for yourself.
...I can't really argue with that.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo... This'll be exciting.
Oh boy. This'll be incredibly stupid.
3 Riot Guards killed!
4,000 damage to the HMS Invictus! Your entities will do as you say.
So? My power comes from a green sun that has more mass than two universes put together. What's your point?
5,000 damage to the Stables!
You got the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE! A version of the Enderdragon's Staff that is now a scythe! If alchemized with something related to Death, a powerful weapon could be created...
All together, your attack deals 9,000 damage!
Oh? You HURT Famine with Team Spirits? Whatever you say!
Oh, stop it! Now you're editing people's posts? That's just cruel.
Relax. That was just a one-time joke.
Sure it was... +7,500 HP.
The GAHMD deals 12,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables and 2,000 damage to Famine, Death, and the Chaos Knight!
Why thank you. You shouldn't have. I'll just add it to my throne's ever-growing list of upgrades.
This is... This is not good.
You got MAN'S BEST FRIEND! A powerful magic sword that is sentient and will take orders from whoever uses it, if their heart is pure.
Ugh, that sounds so sappy and lovey-dovey.
Take it up with whoever made up the plugin, then.
Vote added.
7,500 damage!
+7,500 HP to Famine!
He dodges!
You send in four Constructs. An Anti-Bland Shield, also maintained by the Touhou Team, covers the Cave!
Brick AND Rifle = Broken Windows (Level 1: 1/2)
You can't use the Potion of Godliness! Only TT2000 can. It's a special case. However, you do use the Potion of Superheroics.
The Apocalypse Zone's shields are destroyed already!
Seriously. Think this through.
Oh come on, Split. He probably didn't know because YOU didn't have enough time to finish updating.
If I didn't, then YOU didn't either! You could have taken initative!
Initative? INITIATIVE?! YOU should be showing INITIATIVE, if anyone! I don't even know what the hell you're doing in your spare time! Talking about your throne and hacking the server...
What are you PLANNING?
You honestly don't need to know.
And even if you did, I wouldn't tell you.
AAGH! Why are you so insufferable?!
Why are YOU so insufferable?
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...
3,000 damage!
7,500 damage!
1 Ambush Hunter killed!
Stupid.
A charade.
Annoying.
Are these the words you use to describe me and my plan? What if those were the words I would use to describe yours? Or your whole plan of unleashing your... Oh, excuse me. How rude. This is, and should be, a spoiler-free zone. Hahahahahaha...
The one thing you're right about, however, is that the presence of no Crockercorp entities will change very soon.
Very. Soon.
Flamethrower AND Napalm = The Backburner (Level 2: 1/3)
You got THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE! A version of the Iron Multi-Cane made entirely from Unorthodox Crop! Its iron weapons are now lit aflame, and it has extra strength as a result.
7,500 damage!
Tut tut, piono. Haven't you forgotten something? In this universe, your four precious heroes never activated the Scratch. With such a highly doomed timeline, I doubt it would have worked anyway. So, Roxy and the other three counterparts never existed, and never will. And don't even say you use your time powers to teleport there, because you can only move through your own universe, not others. And accessing other timelines as a non-Time player is notoriously difficult, if not impossible.
In fact, it is something only a First Guardian could manage feasibly. Guess who is one? And guess who isn't?
Do you see now? You'll never be good enough, and you'll always have to live with the fact that there will always be someone more powerful than you. For all your self-proclaimed overpoweredness, you have limitations.
Everyone has limitations. Never forget that. It is a lesson I will be teaching you soon enough.
And by the way, no swearing please. It is awfully rude.
You got a REINFORCED SEMI! A truck that is reinforced with iron, so it's more difficult to shoot through. So, bulletproof, I guess.
You got THE IRON WEB! Truly the ultimate in XBOX-based weaponry. The crowning jewel of all your alchemizing. In your hands. Forged from pure Adamantium, electrically charged with Redstone, with an outer coating of Mithril, that also glows due to Glowstone. Its handle is sleek, electronic, and spider-themed, with a glowing red hourglass in the middle. In short: Amazing.
Firewall 1 destroyed! 5,000 damage to the other Firewall!
7,500 damage to an Unagi Minion!
5,000 damage to SolarActive's Firewalls!
Alright, let's see...
Regnum Dei actually means "the Kingdom of God." You can take a guess why I named it that.
And yeah... Being buds... About that. ... We'll see.
Also, would you mind going back and finding all the upgrades you gave my throne?
Now why would you want that?
Oh I don't know... So I can buff it as much as possible?
Yeah. Now what would you do with all of those buffs?
Hmm... I wonder!
Uh... You should have been reading all of them. However, if it's the weird highlighting that's an issue, just go here.
Yes, it is "legit".
Yeah, I guess you've had some experience with him. Well, you could help by attacking things in the Apocalypse Zone, or attacking the Godmodder. However, helping others is a good start. You begin to power up piono.
Actually, I don't have a castle. Not yet, anyway. But thanks for the idea! As for being an adviser...
No.
Yes.
...
Fine.
Remaining Fruit Cart destroyed! The poor Fruit Cart owner looks at his wares, now all destroyed. He looks the sky, defeated, and utters two words:
4,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables! Doomsday Stables burned!
The Star Wars Fleet gets more ships.
Your entities will do as you say.
The Godmodder does something, that something is catching your rock and throwing it into outer space, where it bounces off of a sattelite and slams into a meteor, knocking it off-course and making it crash into a volcano, which promptly erupts. The lava buries an NPC Village, with some players inside too. One of the players randomly sets up TNT to suicide himself, but a random TNT block flies in the air and blows up in a cave, causing thousands of gravel blocks to fall that open up a fissure in the ground that you fall through.
You die of fall damage.
I remove your Time Travel abilities. Only people who are capable of having such abilities should wield them.
Hmm... This already seems pretty OP, but I'm going to wait until some other floors have been revealed until I decide what to do with this.
All you need to know is that the Felt is killed! You can help out by ordering the Touhou Team to help the Kage Kami reclaim the Apocalypse Zone or by trying to get Split t&#^%#($^@!#@$
Disregard that last part.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
"Perhaps you need a bigger group. Ask others to join you!"
Project Nexus can't attack this turn due to the TPP Hivemind's last act, stunning it! Its Superheroics effect will happen next turn. Dimentio looks at Doc Scratch's rantings in apparent amusement.
Ooh, the drama! The chaos! The strife! It's like... A beautiful movie is unfolding before my eyes, and I... I am the audience! And you all are actors whose roles are all set to end in disaster!
Insanity and Co. deal 7,500 damage to Project Nexus! The Hyena Droid Bombers fly off from the Battlefield and divebomb the Microsoft Cloud with explosives! They kill a member of the XBOX Army. The other two fleets attack the Alternate TARDIS's Time Engines and deal 8,000 damage!
The Ender Colossus and the Kestrel attempt to attack Anti-Build, but stop, because he isn't in this timeline currently! Arachna helps out the Anti-Godmodders by venturing out of the Spider Web and dealing 4,000 damage to the HMS Invictus! Fin's Ghost, not wanting to attack its former allies, heads off and destroys 5 Vulture Droid Fighters! Oryx simply watches the battle silently.
The HMS Invictus deals 4,000 damage to the Ender Colossus! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Thresh and destroys 20 Droid Tri-Fighters!
The Kage Kami and his entourage of Anti-Godmodders to fight against the Pro-Godmodders of the Apocalpyse Zone and, through a miracle, take back the zone. They run out of the cave and find a Pro-Godmodder outpost headed by Powder with the Pet Unagi at his side. The Kage Kami uses a magic attack to kill the Pet Unagi, but that alerts Powder to their presence! He quickly dodges the group's attacks and deals 4 damage to Tenshi while heading to higher ground. However, before he can successfully outrun the group, the Kage Kami buries a sword in Powder's chest, killing him.
SolarActive examines the Zone and slams the code of Ron the Narrator with the Kage Kami's, dealing 3,000 damage to each! SolarActive then jumbles the Chaos Knight's code, dealing 4,000 damage.
Everything in the Microsoft Cloud remains idle as they view what goes on on the Stronghold below...
...Where Pionoplayer and his alt, Piono, lie in wait for a certain omnipotent pupeeter. They spend their spare time blowing up Crockercorp Ships and Drones from afar, but then, suddenly, they hear a popping noise.
You should never let your guard down.
Instantly, an explosion with the force of a thousand supernovae blows the duo sky-high. Hundreds of Crockercorp Ships' railguns track their movements as they rain plasma beams upon the heroes. A figure clad in white teleports to the two and, using a white copy of what appears to be the Telescopic Sassacrusher, knocks them from y - 413 into y - 10, creating a huge fissure in the ground. The figure then meets the two on the ground.
Alright, Piono. Both of you. You wanted a fight? You have a fight. You have trained well in the art of combat, I will admit that. But you will find that when it comes to a proper Strife™, I am simply the best there is.
Pionoplayer and Piono resign themselves to their fate. Combat is unavoidable. However, there is another word for the battle that will take place today. It is known as:
Giga Gun
Moh's Malevolence
Broken Uranium's Umbrage
The Doctor's Doom
(And Others)
Piono: Inventory ~
The Northern Light
The Winter Advisory
The Void of Heat
Microsoft Mashup
(And Others)
Doc Scratch: Inventory ~
The Billiards Basher
Cueball Catastrophe
Guardian's Oblivion
The Deudly Magnum
(And Others)
...And here at the Throne Room, I observe intently. This will be interesting... Looks like we'll have two Strifes soon enough.
What do you mean...?
Oh, Greenie. You'll find out.
Why not now? You seem to know MUCH more than I.
You wouldn't want to find out now.
...
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Horsemen by destroying the Doomsday Stables.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Apocalypse Zone.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, ???, Furfrou.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 67,500/75,000.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 237,000/250,000 HP.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 28,000/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x73.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x57.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.
Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
Insanity: [N] HP: 240,000/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 8,500/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 65,900/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x40.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x40.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x21.)
Oryx the Mad God: [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 21,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 36,500/55,000. Telesmash: III
Fin's Ghost: [AG] Leaves in two turns.
HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 61,000/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 22,500/46,000.
Famine: [PG] HP: 58,500/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 450.
Death: [PG] HP: 73,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 450.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 35,000/95,000. Burned: II
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 7,500/15,000. (x7.)
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Chaos Knight: [PG] HP: 59,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIII Gains 3,000 HP every turn.
~~~
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 14,575/100,000.
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 16/20.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x4.)
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 5,000/15,000. Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 65,000/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
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The Throne Room:
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++ Defense Tentacles: 4,130/4,130 HP.
Lifesteal Orb: [???] HP: 12,500/12,500.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ Healing Barrier: IIIII Health Potion: 1/7. Equipped with The Broken Record and Metatron's Melody.
Sniper Joe: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Warbots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)
Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x5.)
Anti-Build: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
Anti-Split: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
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The Stronghold Ruins:
Pionoplayer: [P]
Piono: [P]
Doc Scratch: [B
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
I'm sorry, and I'm not the GM, so tell me if I'm wrong, Twin, but couldn't the first floor of the tower beused like the Orbital Space Station and let players fully heal their entities when they're on the brink of death? Granted, this one is for everyone and not just AGs, but I still don't think it will work.
EDIT: Nvm, Twin will probably deal with it.
/null
Oh no
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
[ 31 / 40 ]
Ultralisks spawned!
[ 19 / 20 ]
Make sure the Grove fits in well with the scenery...
[/LVL 1/++=/]
[MAX ENDER-SQUADS: 1]
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
I-
"The TPP Hivemind has been slain!"
...
NO.
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY HAPPEN!
...
[ 1 / 40 ]
I FLIP THE HELIX out and end up tearing through the Apocalypse Zone, hurting several entities.
The Ender Colossus will use Telesmash on the HMS Invictus.
The Kestrel will use Burst Laser on the HMS Invictus.
The Enderbats continue to guard Twin.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
As to giving you things, and Split, or whatever he's called, being very pleased and malevolent, has it not occurred to you that it is possible both to be AG and partially evil, and in my case, pyromanic, I know exactly what I'm doing in giving you weapons and defences, I'm trying to get you/split to destroy things gratuitously. HEH."
GAHMD charging 2/3
Herovirus-Mech 36/40 {Don't worry, I'll give you a list of stats to nerf before I summon it all the way}
Rainbow Matter research 2/5
I would firstly like to apologize for any annoyance I may have caused, or will cause. I would secondly like to point out that the Godmodder seems rather... inactive for a despotic, hacking server admin, and suggest that he do more stuffs. Go watch some of Oldmanwillakers' old DVZ videos if you need inspiration. I had another thing, but then I got forgetful. DAMMIT BRAIN.
{Edit. this wasn't what I meant to say, but either the Library is incompletely filled in, or, and this is my assumption, not every book has been opened}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
+3 to Ninjacat9
006 5/6
me2 25/40
x1 army 15/30
Charges 7/40
I AM BACK. MY VANISHMENT IS OVER. I COME OUT OF BEING VANISHED AND I STRIKE PROJECT NEXUS WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS CHARGED FULLY.
oH NO. He's back. Wait, I just thought of a plan.
I attack the Solaractive computer with the The Iron Web, using almost my full power, but not my complete full power, which is using what is left of the Microsoft Cloud AI system. I strike it, and then slash that same spot with my XWolverine.
The XBSS heals in the Microsoft Cloud, and the XBOX360 Army attacks the HMS Inviticus, then goes back to the Microsoft Cloud,
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
"...Waluigi's dead, i suppose. Good. Now we can focus on more important things li-"
Waluigi [H]: 300,000/600,000
"WAIT WHAT?"
"WALUIGI STILL HAS SOME FUN TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE."
"FUN TRICKS LIKE THIS."
"Oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k oh f**k OH F**K WE'RE ALL DEAD"
Psycho Waluigi [H]: 1,666,666/1,666,666
Base Damage: ~8,500
"Well, we are all dead. So very dead."
(This is supposed to be the replacement for Chris-Chan, if you didn't notice. Oh, i will love the carnage on all sides.)
10/40
7/10x22 in storage
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13 - Imvisibility on KageKame
Forging Unbotanium Ingots 4/5
Broken Windows 1/?
IIIIi Azura's Black Star - III
40/40 - A very enraged and hateful Gyrardos lands atop a few entities in the AZ and begins mucking about, killing everything that moves.
[H] 50000/50000 - III: Cast Soul Trap on Gyrardos. All of Gyrardos' kills count to Azura's Black Star.
IIIIIIIII - Enraged: Will last for 9 turns. During this period of time, all damage dealt by Gyrardos will mini-crit. After Gyrardos takes 25000 in damage, Enraged will be re-engaged.
III - Hyperbeam: Deals 9000 damage to an entity. Damage halfed next turn/Negated while Enraged is active.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Splash: Deals 15000 damage to 3 entities. Absolute ridiculousness.
Deals 4000 damage to two entities per turn unless doing an attack. After using Hyperbeam, only attacks one target for 4000.
NOTE: Gyrardos acts independent of me and will use charged attacks as soon as they're ready!
I'm the one who brewed the Potion of Godliness you derp!
+3x2 for trade ()
CAN ONLY BE CLAIMED 1 PER POST
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I add Cold Microfusion Power Cell to the Alchemiter database {this hardly seems overpowered, given that it is basically a very advanced long-life battery}
I begin an alchemy: Entropy Ingot AND Auto-Scattergun 1/4 {if you can have more than two items, a Cold Microfusion Power Cell is also added, and the charge amount is 1/6}
I begin an alchemy: Antiparticle Beam Cannon Very Fine 1/?? {I don't know how long this is gonna take, as I have not done much alchemy}
GAHMD ready to fire! 3/3 I decide to keep it, and charge it up further, as it looks like trouble's on the way, and I want my guns all loaded for the big event.
Rainbow Matter research 3/5
Herovirus-Mech 37/40
I start firing every non-GAHMD non-melee weapon at my disposal towards every PG and hostile N entity I can find.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Bored. So very bored. Only 5 more days until I reappear. Actually, that gives me an idea..."Mysterious player construction: [5/40]
Mysterious player construction: [5/40]
For no reason whatsoever, a Star Destroyer warps in.
Star Destroyer [N]: 333000/333000 [Unoccupied: requires crew] [Elevation: 10] [Contested: 0% AG, 0% PG]
"Hey cool, a star destroyer. Someone go capture it."
But first we have to reach it.
It IS in space after all.
"Actually, it's in orbit, but I see your point."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 13/40
I'll start charging up "Ammo charges" to use for more powerful attacks.
Ammo charge 1/5
If Twin allows that star destroyer, I start collecting materials for a GalacticCraft Rocket 1/3
Spectrum horse armor: done
Powered circuit crash && gold ingot 1/??
Piono, you're most likely doomed because you annoyed TwinBuilder. But, annoying Scratch is one of my top priorities so I'll give some help. I start sniping Scratch with The Silicon Steam Punker.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing:
cake || potion of honey 3/?? potion of honey || cake 2/2GAH! How hard is it to empty a bottle onto a cake? Cake && potion of honey 1/??+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.