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GAHMD entering overcharge... 4/3
Entropy Ingot AND Automatic Scattergun 2/whichever it was
APBC very fine 2/??
Rainbow matter research 4/5
Herovirus-Mech 38/40
If Twin allowed it, I send a detachment to the Star Destroyer to assist AG takeover. I also begin preparations to go myself.GAHMD entering overcharge... 4/3
Entropy Ingot AND Automatic Scattergun 2/whichever it was
APBC very fine 2/??
Rainbow matter research 4/5
Herovirus-Mech 38/40
If Twin allowed it, I send a detachment to the Star Destroyer to assist AG takeover. I also begin preparations to go myself.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
24/40 | +1 +1 by fseftr | Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
> R.K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me > R. K.: Alchemization Robot Buddy Program Phase 3
Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (1/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (1/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (1/4)
The Necrowombicon is the Necronomicon-style book from Penny Arcade Adventures if someone does not know. Just to clarify that i know what i put in that alchemy.
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Fishing LV. 1
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Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box
A bolt of Chaos strikes down upon Chaos Knight, and he pulls on his battles from other dimensions to spawn his other forms.
Chaos Illusions: LYRALEI, KARDEL, and ROTUNJERE
Instantly killed after the 'real' Chaos Knight is killed. They disappear after three turns.
Each have 45,000 HP.
The Chaos Knights (along with the Horsemen, if fseftr grants permission) ride into the fray, and each of them go for a specific target. The 'real' Chaos Knight goes for the Kage Kami, Illusion LYRALEI goes for the constructs, Illusion KARDELgoes for the Touhou Squad, and ROTUNJERE attacks the Constructs. I also use CHRONOSPHERE to stun the attacking forces.
...
WHAT?
How... how is this possible? I...
COME OFF IT. YOU WERE. A WEAK ENTITY. ANYWAY.
I turn towards the AZ AGs and stare at Tenshi, straight in the eyes. Tenshi has no idea what this will do, so he doesn't godmod it. Suddenly, my eyes start to glow and the air between our eyes heats up, burning and dealing damage to Tenshi.
I give Twin another Orb upgrade. This one allows him to summon any entity on the main Battlefield bar bosses to his throne room at any timw. Entities in the Apocalypse Zone, Computer, Microsoft Cloud, or Ruins cannot be summoned. It is called the Summon Orb, predictably.
I'm talking in code, so Build will have trouble seeing this. But every time Build himself uses either Orb, he will have a little of his strength drained. Eventually, Build will still definitely exist, but he'll have to recover his energy, allowing you to do whatever you want for a turn or so. I know you're up to something bad. VERY bad. And that's EXACTLY what I want. This is going to be so much fun.
Heh.
Split! Why did you edit my post?
What a bad person.
I thought you were on our side.
You were wrong.
Perhaps, it's just one ti...
He's betrayed you.
Well... HE'S BETRAYED YOU!
Yes, yes he has!
Kill Twin!
Kill Twin!
With a wave of my hand, the horsemen and I appear in the throne room.
I proceed to red barrel the sniper joe.
I order the horsemen to attack the AG forces in the throne room. I also ask when anti-build and anti-split will return, if they do, they go for twin.
Team Spirits AND Redstone 1/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 1/?
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POST III; Raspberry Pi: 3/10 33/40 Rumble McSkirmish. Raspberry Helmet: 5/6. Tippi: 2/20. Count Bleck: 2/20. Virus found hibernating in trash can. Virus code: 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 0101110 0101110 0101110 Trust or no trust? Quarantine for now. Quarantined. Hey, Bill do you know of any... other universes?
Oh, I know lots of things... LOTS OF THINGS...
Ok, good. Nonksa.,sdnoweiuhfsidjfhkmseuyfiushdj--------HALT............................................
*Buuuuuuuuuuuuh*
*Click*
*Spinning drive sound that is there for nogalista*
VIRUSos LOADED.
Now... HEY BACKUP THING! ACTIVATI--- DE_E_E NOPE. HEY, INSERT THESE DRIVES YOU MODIFICATION THING. N-Detaching mo--NO--difier... Done.
*STARTUP SOUNDS*
NIMBLEos STARTING UP...DONE.
Here, I gave you a less corrupted PCI-E SSD.
Thanks, but sorry about the deleting...
It's my job. But, I have to take my leave. Adios!
And, I think it is time for an upgrade. (1/40) Even More Research! (2/5) Project Penguino(5/6) Build, I shall help you next post. ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (3/3) +1 Program. INVENTORY: The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN, Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE, Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER PROGRAMMER: CLASS: ALPHA ​EXPERIENCE: 2 PROGRAMS: 7
You DARE kill part of the XBOX360 Army?!?!?!?! Oh no you DON'T. I pull out The Iron Web, and then slice- HEHEHE... HE'S DISTRACTED...
HIM right in the face, using most of the energy from my (dear, sweet, precious) Microsoft Cloud AI! WHA- HACKING PROCESS INITIATED. HACKING = IIIII WHAT?
But! What?!?! THAT'S THE POWER HE INFUSED INTO MY WEAPONS?! I COULD'VE BROUGHT HIM BACK!?! NOW'S MY CHANCE. I SLAM that loser INTO THE WALLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AGAIN, KNOCKING HIM OUT.
I'M IN CONTROL NOW. NOW, WHO IS THE SUCKA THAT RUNS THIS JOINT? SEEMS LIKE THIS DOC SCRATCH GUY IS RUNNIN SOME OF IT. I'LL PUT HIM ON MY HIT LIST. IN THE MEANTIME, I SMASH THE SOLARACTIVE WHATEVER WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS UNCHARGED. SPEAKING OF UNCHARGED VANQUISHERS, I CHARGE MY VANQUISHER. IIIII I THEN RETURN TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND I GO TO THE CONTROLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND PUT SOME OF THOSE XBEANSTALKS ONTO THE THRONE, AS WEAPONS. LITTLE HEALTH, CAN BE CHARGED, MASSIVE DAMAGE. YER WELCOME, RED TEXT GUY. I ALSO USE THE MICROSOFT CLOUD CONTROLS TO HAVE THE XBOX360 ARMY ATTACK THAT STUPID COMPUTER. THE SOLARWHATEVER ONE. I HATE THAT THING. THE GIANT SWORD THING STAYS IN THE CLOUD, AND I BRING THE XBOX ARMY BACK HERE TOO. I STEAL BOTH OF THEIR HEALS, BY USING THAT COMPUTER THING, AND PUT WHAT WOULD'VE HEALED THEM TOWARDS MY HEALTH.
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POST III; Raspberry Pi: 3/10 34/40 Rumble McSkirmish. Raspberry Helmet: 6/6. I wear my raspberry helmet. ELECTRICITY: FOUND. PATH FINDER: FOUND. ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING. ​INITIALIZATION COMPLETE. Tippi: 3/20. Count Bleck: 3/20. Even More Research! (3/5) Project Penguino(6/6) I gather some rope. I enter the MIND of TWINBUILDER. I confront Split. COURAGE LEVEL: 100% PREPAREDNESS: 100% SMARTNESS: 100% CORRUPTION: 0% ELECTRICITY: INFINITE STRIFE!
I use PROJECT PENGUINO!
ALL THE PENGUINS I SUMMONED FROM PROJECT LONLY PENGUIN ARE NOW HUGGING SPLIT.
My pet penguin exits the mind and is now INVINCIBLE and IN THE BATTLEFIELD.(Remember: It only is cute, does not attack)
I FREEZE SPLIT, he cannot move!
I NOGALISTA him causing split to become 8-Bit!
I Shoot a tuba onto split's head!
I BREATH FIRE onto Split!
I teach the penguins how to tie and untie rope.
I use ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM, Burning, Electricuting, then Freezing split!
I use NYAN CUBE MODE on split!
I use MUSHROOM BOMB on SPLIT, poisoning him!
I use NULL CUBE mode on split, Setting his pointers to null!
I use VOID MODE on Split, the void engulfs him.
My penguins tie the rope around split!
The penguins are so cute that split is too weak to brake the rope while the penguins are around!
I tell the penguins to take orders from Build only, and they understand correctly.
While all this is happening, my Raspberry Helmet tells me of what split is doing, and if he tries anything I glue the CUTE-PENGUIN SCREEN onto split's face!(The screen still shows armies of cute penguins being cute)
All of the attacks hit split but avoided the penguins.
(This is in the mind, so split has a physical form for himself in there)
None of these attacks hit build!
YOU LOSE, SPLIT!
Ha Ha! Squeak!
Good job there.
Thanks.
I exit Twinbuilder's mind. Build is now in control of his body and split. RESTING TO REPAIR(Cannot attack next turn) (-1/3) Upgrade: 2/40. INVENTORY:
Raspberry Helmet(WORN) Status: ELECTRICITY: FOUND. PATH FINDER: FOUND. ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING, The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN, Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE, Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER PROGRAMMER: CLASS: ALPHA EXPERIENCE: 2 PROGRAMS: 7
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[ 32 / 40 ]
Now to contact the Queen of Blades...
[ 20 / 20 ]
Ent Ancient COMPLETE! This charge will be held back for a time being.
[ 2 / 40 ]
It is time to call upon our saviour.
[ Current Enderpoints: 2 / 3 ]
I deploy a +3 on Piono.
I teleport into the Apocalypse Zone and attack the Doomsday Stables with my Enderdragon Scythe.
...
Getting Death's skull could be awesome for this weapon...
Ooooh, hit a nerve there Scratch?
Wow, we got him to insult us, we're making progress. Yep. And I reckon he isn't too happy that the only way he can observe us is through the update terminal and observing the chaos we're causing indirectly.
And which plan? I have a whole lot, some of them are out there, some of them, meh. If you're referring to the one twin knows about I haven't so much planned that as decided not to stop it, that one's the OP king's and I only know about it through time travel.
And Scratch, you seem to forget... I created something far more immense than paradox space. I don't have total control over it, but the Author does. Scratch, do you know how big infinity is? I do. Infinity, unlike what some people thing, is not actually an idea, but rather a variable, defined as the biggest number that universe is able to support if all of all the information, energy, matter etc. was applied to making that number. I've seen infinity, and gone higher. I've met Eternis, the GOD of infinity. You can't even comprehend his size, because he is bigger than paradox space, and I have met, befriended and sometimes even killed beings bigger and stronger than him. You need to take your own advice Scratch, I know I am not all-powerful. You can't even remember that piono is the guy with blue text. I just use pionoplayer because I find it convenient. You don't know my name. You don't know who I am. You don't know the extent I can go and do. Your mind would explode if you did. I know, because tucked away in there in the back of my head, is a version of paradox space. Not one universe, but the entire thing. My mind grows greater every time I find something new, a story, a world, whatever. I'll tell you a story Scratch, about one of your counterparts. Somewhere out there, in the great abyss known as fiction, there is a story, as yet unwritten, where you are more than a puppet. You manage to throw off the heritage of your ancestor and become something more. It is a great story, and the background is complex, a Crossover, as many fanfiction writers would call it. Many universes combined, the part of that story where yo come in starts when a villain, known as Darkness, opens a hole to Paradox Space from one of the many universes already introduced to the sprawling mess known as the multiverse, and the Homestuck cascade gets side-tracked. The convoluted inner workings of time in Paradox Space cause time to begin to tear elsewhere, due to time not being as sturdy in other universes, so the Doctor, under the name of Matt Smith as two of his other regeneration are operating elsewhere, goes over, and fixed the hole. Or so he thinks, on board his version of the TARDIS, there is a copy of SBURB, and there are 37 other copies scattered around the central universes. Meanwhile, in Homestuck, no one knows it yet, not even you, but the Beta troll session and the original four kids have been tied together with those 38 other players, but because of the laws of the universe mixing and mangling, some duplicate classes and aspects are present, the layout of the rings has even been changed. One player in particular is important to your story there, Lord Havelock Vetinari, the greatest manipulator of them all. I will spare the others the details, but before the Green Sun is created, as everyone else evacuates their corners of the Medium, Lord Vetinari and two others enter your mansion. One of them is a void player, and very powerful too, and as such you have no idea until Vetinari drops the largest meteor of their session, consisting of the empty shells of the original troll and earth sessions vacated because of the mixup, onto your mansion, and prototypes you. As time goes on, you meet many of the others, and finally somehow learn humility. You also see the pointlessness of your original goal. I do believe some tropers would call it your 'crowning moment of awesome' when you take on Darkness single-handedly. Unsuccessfully, but you are one of the few to put up a fight. I suppose I've made a mess of the telling, I'm trying to condense thousands of individual events, but I think the point here is, you know less than you think you do.
I have limitations, I am not dumb enough to think otherwise. You seem to think differently of yourself though. Maybe if I it wasn't so unfair, I'd summon the Author and wipe the floor with your entire invasion and show you just how 'limited' my friends are, but I won't. I'll humor you. I know you lose, how? piono is still alive near the end of the war. If you were to win this, you'd have to kill us both. You can't. Isn't timeline-shenanigans fun?
I snap a fifteen post charge onto the arena, no one that enters can leave until all combatants of the opposing team are dead. Without any respawns. Permanently and forever dead. For this game at least.
The rest of what I do will be at the bottom of my post, for now, a little bit of business.
Twin, since Project Nexus has been so completely overpowered, mind if I give it a spoil of war?
Cloning Vat:
recharge: 4 rounds
Summons 50 grunts to help the user when it is used (25000 hp, not too overpowered)
I +3 irecreeper.
I combine a block of iron with the reinforced semi, combining the trailer into the front of the truck 1/???
I finish my flamethrower.
28/40 x4
9/15 x16
Hey, we have him! We aren't using the fifteen charges yet
Why? He saw that idea before I got us the void enchantment, and besides, now he's close enough he's a got bit of advantage, he can see us, but not our thoughts.
We can beat him. You're right, but now we need to do it quickly.
Why? Because Split's about to go haywire, and we need to intercept that. But not yet.
Not yet. I send out a call for backup, we need to kill Scratch faster than expected. "All tropers! This is a call to arms! Attack the obnoxious Felt puppet!" Yes, people who join can't get out until Scratch is dead, and yes, Scratch can have help too. Good sportsmanship and all that.
This is no time for good sportsmanship! And this is no time for arguing! Just attack!
Fine, I slice into Doc Scratch with a flash-step slice from Broken Uraniums Umbrage, Scratch is hit with the knockback before the blow lands as the first hits begin landing before I even started saying what I'm doing.
*Slice*
Ooh, so wonderful! I wonder... Ohgorrilla
What? Dimentio's going after twinbuilder!
Dimentio energy bolts fseftr from behind, and makes an offer to Split. Hello? If I help you with greenie will you help me find the chaos heart?
I decide to focus all efforts towards the doomsday stables! I send the noob army to commandeer a plane squadron and bomb the place to death! While they get the planes, I shoot at the Doomsday stables, and manage to hit the OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT, on the OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT'S OBLIGATORY WEAK POINT! Yeah!
I also cheer for the Pionos. YOU SHOW THAT STUPID CUEBALL WHOS BOSS!
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I pour poisonous liquified cyanide all over the Doomsday stables. This liquid will evaporate into the nostrils and/or body of the Horsemen. Also, why would I want the sword to only be wielded by the pure of heart? This means literally nobody here would be able to use it. (Give or take one or two people)
I cheer for Scratch in the fight, even if I am AG, piono needs to learn his place. Can I give some sort of buff to Scratch? If so, I give Scratch some random beneficial effect, even if he denies it.
7/30 on the Quest
5/15 on blood ritual
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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Entropy Ingot AND Automatic Scattergun 2/whichever it was
APBC very fine 2/??
Rainbow matter research 4/5
Herovirus-Mech 38/40
If Twin allowed it, I send a detachment to the Star Destroyer to assist AG takeover. I also begin preparations to go myself.GAHMD entering overcharge... 4/3
Entropy Ingot AND Automatic Scattergun 2/whichever it was
APBC very fine 2/??
Rainbow matter research 4/5
Herovirus-Mech 38/40
If Twin allowed it, I send a detachment to the Star Destroyer to assist AG takeover. I also begin preparations to go myself.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
24/40 | +1 +1 by fseftr | Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
> R.K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me
> R. K.: Alchemization Robot Buddy Program Phase 3
Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (1/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (1/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (1/4)
The Necrowombicon is the Necronomicon-style book from Penny Arcade Adventures if someone does not know. Just to clarify that i know what i put in that alchemy.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
A bolt of Chaos strikes down upon Chaos Knight, and he pulls on his battles from other dimensions to spawn his other forms.
Chaos Illusions: LYRALEI, KARDEL, and ROTUNJERE
Instantly killed after the 'real' Chaos Knight is killed. They disappear after three turns.
Each have 45,000 HP.
The Chaos Knights (along with the Horsemen, if fseftr grants permission) ride into the fray, and each of them go for a specific target. The 'real' Chaos Knight goes for the Kage Kami, Illusion LYRALEI goes for the constructs, Illusion KARDEL goes for the Touhou Squad, and ROTUNJERE attacks the Constructs. I also use CHRONOSPHERE to stun the attacking forces.
WHAT?
How... how is this possible? I...
COME OFF IT. YOU WERE. A WEAK ENTITY. ANYWAY.
I turn towards the AZ AGs and stare at Tenshi, straight in the eyes. Tenshi has no idea what this will do, so he doesn't godmod it. Suddenly, my eyes start to glow and the air between our eyes heats up, burning and dealing damage to Tenshi.
I give Twin another Orb upgrade. This one allows him to summon any entity on the main Battlefield bar bosses to his throne room at any timw. Entities in the Apocalypse Zone, Computer, Microsoft Cloud, or Ruins cannot be summoned. It is called the Summon Orb, predictably.
Oh no
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5
I T-Tack shoot an entity on the faction with the most entities
"Why would Tiberium-Tacking a Nexus Mook turn it into a mutant?"
because tiberium turns animals into scary mutants (Or sometimes blob monsters) if the thing does not die from exposure http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Tiberium_wildlife
I use the LAGUNA BLADE on the Kage Kami.
Twin's castle: 1/10
I would appreciate some help with this.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
9/40 x2
2/4
Split! Why did you edit my post?
What a bad person.
I thought you were on our side.
You were wrong.
Perhaps, it's just one ti...
He's betrayed you.
Well...
HE'S BETRAYED YOU!
Yes, yes he has!
Kill Twin!
Kill Twin!
With a wave of my hand, the horsemen and I appear in the throne room.
I proceed to red barrel the sniper joe.
I order the horsemen to attack the AG forces in the throne room.
I also ask when anti-build and anti-split will return, if they do, they go for twin.
Team Spirits AND Redstone 1/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 1/?
"Well, considering what's about to happen, we should probably get more equipment then we already have.
Flintlock Staff AND Royal Blade = ??? (1/2)
Phosphora Bow AND Stealth Claws = ??? (1/2)
Earthmaul Club AND Aurum Orbitars = ??? (1/2)
28/40 | +3 by fseftr | Disco Surprise
Jolly Roger's Bomber AND Wither Skull = ??? (2/5)
The Duck and Cover AND Holy Hand Grenade = ??? (2/5)
Red Rum AND Necrowombicon = ??? (2/4)
> R.K.: +3 to the first PG who +3's me
> R. K.: Supply tea and buff random PG unit.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
- It will use an upgraded Screamer Box
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Actually, Serpent doesn't know EXACTLY what's going to happen.
I actually DO know what's going to happen. Well, fine, not exactly.
But it's going to be so much gorillaing fun.
/nullpost
Oh no
And we know what we're doing.
Vengeance.
Fam... right, vengeance. Sure.
+3 to k4yne, +3 claimed
11/40 x2
4/5
Team Spirits AND Redstone 2/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 2/?
I use team spirits to heal famine.
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
33/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 5/6.
Tippi: 2/20.
Count Bleck: 2/20.
Virus found hibernating in trash can.
Virus code:
01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 0101110 0101110 0101110
Trust or no trust?
Quarantine for now.
Quarantined.
Hey, Bill do you know of any... other universes?
Oh, I know lots of things...
LOTS OF THINGS...
Ok, good. Nonksa.,sdnoweiuhfsidjfhkmseuyfiushdj--------HALT............................................
*Buuuuuuuuuuuuh*
*Click*
*Spinning drive sound that is there for nogalista*
VIRUSos LOADED.
Now... HEY BACKUP THING!
ACTIVATI--- DE_E_E
NOPE. HEY, INSERT THESE DRIVES YOU MODIFICATION THING.
N-Detaching mo--NO--difier...
Done.
*STARTUP SOUNDS*
NIMBLEos STARTING UP...DONE.
Here, I gave you a less corrupted PCI-E SSD.
Thanks, but sorry about the deleting...
It's my job. But, I have to take my leave. Adios!
And, I think it is time for an upgrade. (1/40)
Even More Research! (2/5)
Project Penguino(5/6)
Build, I shall help you next post.
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM! (3/3)
+1 Program.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
​EXPERIENCE: 2
PROGRAMS: 7
006 6/6
Me2 26/40
X1 Army 16/30
Charges 8/40
You DARE kill part of the XBOX360 Army?!?!?!?! Oh no you DON'T. I pull out The Iron Web, and then slice-
HEHEHE... HE'S DISTRACTED...
HIM right in the face, using most of the energy from my (dear, sweet, precious) Microsoft Cloud AI!
WHA-
HACKING PROCESS INITIATED. HACKING = IIIII
WHAT?
But! What?!?! THAT'S THE POWER HE INFUSED INTO MY WEAPONS?! I COULD'VE BROUGHT HIM BACK!?!
NOW'S MY CHANCE. I SLAM that loser INTO THE WALLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AGAIN, KNOCKING HIM OUT.
I'M IN CONTROL NOW.
NOW, WHO IS THE SUCKA THAT RUNS THIS JOINT? SEEMS LIKE THIS DOC SCRATCH GUY IS RUNNIN SOME OF IT. I'LL PUT HIM ON MY HIT LIST. IN THE MEANTIME, I SMASH THE SOLARACTIVE WHATEVER WITH MY VANQUISHER, WHICH IS UNCHARGED. SPEAKING OF UNCHARGED VANQUISHERS, I CHARGE MY VANQUISHER. IIIII I THEN RETURN TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND I GO TO THE CONTROLS OF THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, AND PUT SOME OF THOSE XBEANSTALKS ONTO THE THRONE, AS WEAPONS. LITTLE HEALTH, CAN BE CHARGED, MASSIVE DAMAGE. YER WELCOME, RED TEXT GUY. I ALSO USE THE MICROSOFT CLOUD CONTROLS TO HAVE THE XBOX360 ARMY ATTACK THAT STUPID COMPUTER. THE SOLARWHATEVER ONE. I HATE THAT THING. THE GIANT SWORD THING STAYS IN THE CLOUD, AND I BRING THE XBOX ARMY BACK HERE TOO. I STEAL BOTH OF THEIR HEALS, BY USING THAT COMPUTER THING, AND PUT WHAT WOULD'VE HEALED THEM TOWARDS MY HEALTH.
SELF REPAIR PROCESS = 1/5
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Raspberry Pi: 3/10
34/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Raspberry Helmet: 6/6.
I wear my raspberry helmet.
ELECTRICITY: FOUND.
PATH FINDER: FOUND.
ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING.
​INITIALIZATION COMPLETE.
Tippi: 3/20.
Count Bleck: 3/20.
Even More Research! (3/5)
Project Penguino(6/6)
I gather some rope.
I enter the MIND of TWINBUILDER.
I confront Split.
COURAGE LEVEL: 100%
PREPAREDNESS: 100%
SMARTNESS: 100%
CORRUPTION: 0%
ELECTRICITY: INFINITE
STRIFE!
I use PROJECT PENGUINO!
ALL THE PENGUINS I SUMMONED FROM PROJECT LONLY PENGUIN ARE NOW HUGGING SPLIT.
My pet penguin exits the mind and is now INVINCIBLE and IN THE BATTLEFIELD.(Remember: It only is cute, does not attack)
I FREEZE SPLIT, he cannot move!
I NOGALISTA him causing split to become 8-Bit!
I Shoot a tuba onto split's head!
I BREATH FIRE onto Split!
I teach the penguins how to tie and untie rope.
I use ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM, Burning, Electricuting, then Freezing split!
I use NYAN CUBE MODE on split!
I use MUSHROOM BOMB on SPLIT, poisoning him!
I use NULL CUBE mode on split, Setting his pointers to null!
I use VOID MODE on Split, the void engulfs him.
My penguins tie the rope around split!
The penguins are so cute that split is too weak to brake the rope while the penguins are around!
I tell the penguins to take orders from Build only, and they understand correctly.
While all this is happening, my Raspberry Helmet tells me of what split is doing, and if he tries anything I glue the CUTE-PENGUIN SCREEN onto split's face!(The screen still shows armies of cute penguins being cute)
All of the attacks hit split but avoided the penguins.
(This is in the mind, so split has a physical form for himself in there)
None of these attacks hit build!
YOU LOSE, SPLIT!
Ha Ha! Squeak!
Good job there.
Thanks.
I exit Twinbuilder's mind. Build is now in control of his body and split.
RESTING TO REPAIR(Cannot attack next turn) (-1/3)
Upgrade: 2/40.
INVENTORY:
Raspberry Helmet(WORN) Status:
ELECTRICITY: FOUND.
PATH FINDER: FOUND.
ENTITY NOTICER: DAMAGED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi INTEGRATION: MISSING,
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 2
PROGRAMS: 7
[ 32 / 40 ]
Now to contact the Queen of Blades...
[ 20 / 20 ]
Ent Ancient COMPLETE! This charge will be held back for a time being.
[ 2 / 40 ]
It is time to call upon our saviour.
[ Current Enderpoints: 2 / 3 ]
I deploy a +3 on Piono.
I teleport into the Apocalypse Zone and attack the Doomsday Stables with my Enderdragon Scythe.
...
Getting Death's skull could be awesome for this weapon...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Wow, we got him to insult us, we're making progress.
Yep. And I reckon he isn't too happy that the only way he can observe us is through the update terminal and observing the chaos we're causing indirectly.
And which plan? I have a whole lot, some of them are out there, some of them, meh. If you're referring to the one twin knows about I haven't so much planned that as decided not to stop it, that one's the OP king's and I only know about it through time travel.And Scratch, you seem to forget... I created something far more immense than paradox space. I don't have total control over it, but the Author does. Scratch, do you know how big infinity is? I do. Infinity, unlike what some people thing, is not actually an idea, but rather a variable, defined as the biggest number that universe is able to support if all of all the information, energy, matter etc. was applied to making that number. I've seen infinity, and gone higher. I've met Eternis, the GOD of infinity. You can't even comprehend his size, because he is bigger than paradox space, and I have met, befriended and sometimes even killed beings bigger and stronger than him.
You need to take your own advice Scratch, I know I am not all-powerful. You can't even remember that piono is the guy with blue text. I just use pionoplayer because I find it convenient. You don't know my name. You don't know who I am. You don't know the extent I can go and do.
Your mind would explode if you did. I know, because tucked away in there in the back of my head, is a version of paradox space. Not one universe, but the entire thing. My mind grows greater every time I find something new, a story, a world, whatever.
I'll tell you a story Scratch, about one of your counterparts.
Somewhere out there, in the great abyss known as fiction, there is a story, as yet unwritten, where you are more than a puppet. You manage to throw off the heritage of your ancestor and become something more. It is a great story, and the background is complex, a Crossover, as many fanfiction writers would call it. Many universes combined, the part of that story where yo come in starts when a villain, known as Darkness, opens a hole to Paradox Space from one of the many universes already introduced to the sprawling mess known as the multiverse, and the Homestuck cascade gets side-tracked.
The convoluted inner workings of time in Paradox Space cause time to begin to tear elsewhere, due to time not being as sturdy in other universes, so the Doctor, under the name of Matt Smith as two of his other regeneration are operating elsewhere, goes over, and fixed the hole.
Or so he thinks, on board his version of the TARDIS, there is a copy of SBURB, and there are 37 other copies scattered around the central universes. Meanwhile, in Homestuck, no one knows it yet, not even you, but the Beta troll session and the original four kids have been tied together with those 38 other players, but because of the laws of the universe mixing and mangling, some duplicate classes and aspects are present, the layout of the rings has even been changed. One player in particular is important to your story there, Lord Havelock Vetinari, the greatest manipulator of them all.
I will spare the others the details, but before the Green Sun is created, as everyone else evacuates their corners of the Medium, Lord Vetinari and two others enter your mansion. One of them is a void player, and very powerful too, and as such you have no idea until Vetinari drops the largest meteor of their session, consisting of the empty shells of the original troll and earth sessions vacated because of the mixup, onto your mansion, and prototypes you.
As time goes on, you meet many of the others, and finally somehow learn humility. You also see the pointlessness of your original goal. I do believe some tropers would call it your 'crowning moment of awesome' when you take on Darkness single-handedly. Unsuccessfully, but you are one of the few to put up a fight. I suppose I've made a mess of the telling, I'm trying to condense thousands of individual events, but I think the point here is, you know less than you think you do.
I have limitations, I am not dumb enough to think otherwise. You seem to think differently of yourself though. Maybe if I it wasn't so unfair, I'd summon the Author and wipe the floor with your entire invasion and show you just how 'limited' my friends are, but I won't. I'll humor you. I know you lose, how? piono is still alive near the end of the war.
If you were to win this, you'd have to kill us both. You can't. Isn't timeline-shenanigans fun?
I snap a fifteen post charge onto the arena, no one that enters can leave until all combatants of the opposing team are dead. Without any respawns. Permanently and forever dead. For this game at least.
The rest of what I do will be at the bottom of my post, for now, a little bit of business.
Twin, since Project Nexus has been so completely overpowered, mind if I give it a spoil of war?
Cloning Vat:
recharge: 4 rounds
Summons 50 grunts to help the user when it is used (25000 hp, not too overpowered)
I +3 irecreeper.
I combine a block of iron with the reinforced semi, combining the trailer into the front of the truck 1/???
I finish my flamethrower.
28/40 x4
9/15 x16
Hey, we have him!
We aren't using the fifteen charges yet
Why?
He saw that idea before I got us the void enchantment, and besides, now he's close enough he's a got bit of advantage, he can see us, but not our thoughts.
We can beat him.
You're right, but now we need to do it quickly.
Why?
Because Split's about to go haywire, and we need to intercept that.
But not yet.
Not yet.
I send out a call for backup, we need to kill Scratch faster than expected.
"All tropers! This is a call to arms! Attack the obnoxious Felt puppet!"
Yes, people who join can't get out until Scratch is dead, and yes, Scratch can have help too. Good sportsmanship and all that.
This is no time for good sportsmanship!
And this is no time for arguing! Just attack!
Fine, I slice into Doc Scratch with a flash-step slice from Broken Uraniums Umbrage, Scratch is hit with the knockback before the blow lands as the first hits begin landing before I even started saying what I'm doing.
*Slice*
Ooh, so wonderful!
I wonder...
Oh gorrilla
What?
Dimentio's going after twinbuilder!
Dimentio energy bolts fseftr from behind, and makes an offer to Split.
Hello? If I help you with greenie will you help me find the chaos heart?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I also cheer for the Pionos. YOU SHOW THAT STUPID CUEBALL WHOS BOSS!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I cheer for Scratch in the fight, even if I am AG, piono needs to learn his place. Can I give some sort of buff to Scratch? If so, I give Scratch some random beneficial effect, even if he denies it.
7/30 on the Quest
5/15 on blood ritual
12/40 x2
5/5 heal on famine
Team Spirits AND Redstone 3/?
Cobblepot's Killer AND Rifle 3/?
I whack a dropship with the cobblepot's killer
I use team spirits to heal famine.