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To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 2, TP: 38/40 -- Focus: ===== 30/50
The Wither Wolf: 15/40
I equip Justicar with Good Dog.
I heal the Kage Kami with the power of genericness!
As I have no other alchemization, I add my charge to Wilson's.
13/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2
The Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (5/5)
Library:
K4yne: Read Chapter 1: The First Block
I tell a robot duplicate of myself to get my stuff and act for me instead over walkie talkie. He does all the charges and delivers my +3 to fseftr. He is no entity and acts more like a "Do the charges!" slave, who also manages my alchemies.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
MORE NEW ALCHEMIES!
(The era of entities has ended. #AlchemiesAreTheNewEntities2014)
Jungle Wood && Rifle (1/?)
Computer || Gunpowder (1/?)
Arrow && Lava bucket (1/?)
Carrot || Water Bucket (1/?)
Lapis && Iron Horse Armor (1/?)
Pumpkin Seeds && Minecart (1/?)
Infinity Bow || Rifle (1/?)
Coal > Fine (1/?)
Lapis > Fine (1/?)
Dispenser > Very Fine (1/?)
Furnace> 1/1 (1/?)
XStalker > Fine (1/?)
XStalker && Lava Bucket (1/?)
Continued Alchemies: Crossbow && Rifle (2/?) Pumpkin && Melon Slices (2/?) Glowstone && Gold Ingot (2/?) Redstone Dust && Cheap Sword (2/?) Cheap Sword > Fine (2/?) Backpack > Fine (2/?) Furnace && Crafting Table (2/?) Pumpkin || Gold Ingot (2/?) Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (3/?) Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (3/?) Gold foil && Wheat (3/?) Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (3/?) Xbox 092 > Fine 3/? Elemental Xbox Fine > 3/? (Finished?) Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (3/?) Hammer && Chair (3/?) Rifle && Cactus && Computer (3/?)
I slice the Rootkit Integrity with the XStalker. The XBOX360 Army attacks the Rootkit Integrity. The XBeanstalks Falcon Punch the Rootkit Integrity, then carry everyone who I just mentioned far far away from the Operator.
If not, I come in and summon Obelisk the Tormentor, who attacks Secondary with Fist of Fate
HP: 40,000? If that's too high, then make it as high as reasonably possible (he IS an Egyptian God).
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I enter Scratch's Library. I begin to read The Nature of Split Personalities.
I also begin to absorb the residual energy left behind by the Black Monolith and/or the Infinity Seal.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
You flip a couple of pages to get to Chapter One of the book. You start reading.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK
I will start this book off by traveling to the very beginning of Minecraftia. The First Block is a legend that falls under the premise that everything must start somewhere; every block, every world. The First Block of a world is just that: the first block of the world that is "generated". This seems very trivial until you look at Minecraft not as a game, but as a dimension.
This term, looking at Minecraft as a real world, has a name: "operating". Once you treat Minecraftia as an equal to Earth, you can learn to "operate" it. You can find out the deepest secrets its world has to offer. You can see things that would not normally be in the "game". You can see ruins, cave paintings, artifacts, ancient civilizations, new structures. One of these is the First Block.
At every world's Origin Point, (for reference, 0, 0) lies a tree. This tree is the World Tree, Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil is the foundation of the world; its branches stretch throughout the four corners of it. Yggdrasil is a pure tree, and in it lies unlimited energy that was used to shape the world. If people can see past the illusion of a game, they can brave Yggdrasil's secrets. But if their intentions are unjust, Yggdrasil will keep them out by constructing labyrinths and sentinels. However, if their intentions are pure, Yggdrasil will recognize that and show the way.
At the inside of Yggdrasil lies the First Block. The Block is the conduit of all of Yggdrasil's potential and energy. In its purest form, the Block is a gigantic multicolored cube. However, once a person interacts with the cube or resides in its chamber for long enough, the Block will change into what it senses it best for the person, if his/her intentions are just.
In this way, the Block can do almost anything in the world, and can assume any number of shapes, so long as they themselves are inclined to sacred geometry. Once this transformed cube is interacted with, it will change something in the world it resides in. This change can either be minor or very important. However, if there were recorded cases of such an event, they have been lost to the mists of time.
I Hell's Instrument Kage Kami and heal the Cazador, or if it is dead, summon a Unagi Medic to help the Assassin.
> The_Serpent: Enter library. > The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize. > The_Serpent: Read chapter 3: Monolithium. Pretend not to notice chapter 2.
I enter Scratch's Library. I begin to read The Nature of Split Personalities.
>TheLordErelye: Enter Scratch's Library.
You're not sure if Doc Scratch gave you permission to go to the Library, now that you think about it. You remember that he's sided with the Godmodder, who you are NOT sided with. Plus, the Library's in the middle of a giant red ship with thousands of lasers and hundreds of thousands of troops! Just getting there would be hard... Then there's the fact that there's a Pro-Godmodder player in there... It seems too risky.
> The_Serpent: Enter library. > The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize. > The_Serpent: Read chapter 3: Monolithium. Pretend not to notice chapter 2.
> The_Serpent: Enter library.
You teleport up to the library. K4yne is absorbed in his book.
> The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize.
DOOF.
SORRY, K4YNE. WELL. NOT REALLY. BUT I NEED THIS MORE THAN YOU. RIGHT NOW. SO. ON WITH THE BOOK. I GUESS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHUT OFF PESTERCHUM. SO THAT FUTURE ME. CAN'T CONTACT ME. JEGUS, THEY'RE ANNOYING.
> The_Serpent: Read Chapter Three.
CHAPTER THREE: MONOLITHIUM
The third legend in this book covers an object revered throughout all of Minecraftia and possibly beyond. It covers the Black Monolith, known in old texts as the "Nigrum Mysterii." The Black Monolith is a tall slab of an undetermined material that is described to float, or hover. Four lines are etched through it, and they all meet in the center, where a square is etched. Some texts describe the Monolith detaching into four parts, where the lines are carved, leaving the center floating free, where it is described to twirl. The four sides would then move inwards.
Nearly all recovered documents describe the Monolith to be sentient and one of the most intelligent things in the universe. It is said that the Monolith knows everything, or, at the very least, can show a person everything. Like the First Block spoken of in the first chapter, the Monolith will, upon activation, give a person what he or she wants most. However, the Monolith does not care what a person's morality, and it is this that gives it notoriety. The Monolith has reportedly granted the wishes of many evil people who sought it out, causing strife and bedlam.
Regardless, getting to the Monolith is in itself a difficult task. Almost all sources report the Monolith to simply not exist in Minecraftia. However, what many of them do not know is that it is a fabled Void Artifact. The Monolith was forged in the Void as a keeper of knowledge. (More information on the Void will be shown next chapter.) It stayed there in a temple known as Monolithium, which eventually grew to become the capital of the people living in the Void. However, very recently, sources reported seeing Monolithium on a Minecraft server.
Therefore, my hypothesis is that an event occurred that caused the Monolith to travel to Minecraftia, near the local populace. This event could be brought upon by another Void Artifact, which seems likely, given that the Hexahedron's most recent fracture occurred not long before reports started coming in.
Monolithium is, in itself, a shrine to the Monolith. There are many, many dedications to the object throughout the temple that shed some light on the Monolith and how people have used it. In order to keep the Monolith out of harm's hands, many puzzles and branching paths were created as false leads and as challenges.
One of the aforementioned dedications has, in fact, been recovered by a scholar known as the Guardian. It reads as so:
"Hidden in the Temple of Black
Lies the secret to untold power
And your worst nightmare
Many have been driven mad by the consequences
Or have become kings and queens
The choice is yours"
This appears to be talking about how double-edged the Monolith can be; many believe they want one thing but instead truly want another, conflicting thing, or they ask for one thing, but the Monolith can twist their wish and give them something else. When a fierce warlord once went to the Monolith, it reportedly was one of the things that started the Great War, the driving force in dividing the Humans and the Testificates. The Monolith may have also had a hand in starting the Player Cycle. (You can find out more about the War on Chapter 7, and the Players in Chapter 11.)
If one manages to brave the temple, they will find the Monolith on top of a giant pyramid. However, it has one last line of defense: The Infinity Seal. The Infinity Seal is a shield that covers the entire Monolith, making it impervious to nearly all attack. Only the most powerful and original attacks may pass through, and even then it will take a lot to crack the Seal.
However, once it is broken, the Monolith's counsel may be earned. Afterwards, the Monolith teleports to another location throughout the universe. (Or beyond it. It is thought it goes to the Void to repair, which would explain how it continually repairs its Infinity Seal.) So, there is the Black Monolith. One of the greatest legends in history, and one whose mysteries may never truly be understood.
like I said, tens of megatons. as to your rifle, HOLY CRAP MAN, WHERE DID YOU GET A PLANET CRACKER?!
seriously though, that would put a BIG hole in a planet, like a REALLY DAMN BIG HOLE.
like, N0 M0RE PL4NET 4 U big.
/null
Indeed.
16/40 x5 (Talist'd Idea'd)
1/10
2/10x13
2/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 2/6
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIIII: I gigacrit War with a 40/40. I call down an absolutely colossal bolt of lightning with Circuit Breaker worthy of Zeus' hand on top of War. War is paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (lifetime effect, 50% chance of action failure)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
+2 to Talist and +1 to Idea Modpack
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[ 25 / 30 ] We're just about done! Keep going!
brb, need to go to the library. ... I hate you.
[ 9 / 40 ]
Roach lair! Yay!
I quickly enter the Library. Despite K4yne being PG, I share a fine cup of tea with him. I then read Problem Sleuth.
While I'm up there, I call down an orbital strike on FloppyDongoes.
POST [color=#ff0000]I[/color]II;
Raspberry Pi: 5/10
I eat Waluigi, and Waluigi helps me eat him because everything makes sense in Waluigi's mind.
I also tell Waluigi that he is not perfect and is in fact as unperfected as u[color=#282828][size=small]nperfectivity itself. It also makes sense to Waluigi.[/size][/color]
[color=#282828][size=small]I put another cow in the loom, making some top hats. I use the top hats to heal Bill Cipher's formal wear.[/size][/color] [color=#282828][size=small]Also, by eating [/size][/color][size=small][color=#b22222]TEPIG [/color][color=#000000]I gained the ability to BREATH FIRE every 5 turns![/color][/size]
[size=small][color=#000000]I use [/color][color=#ff0000]BREATH FIRE [/color][color=#000000]on a random PG![/color][/size]
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[color=#ff8c00]Now for a big attack... I travel forward in time to when the Monolith reveals it's secret, and listen to it![/color]
[color=#000000]But... Twin would not allow...[/color]
[size=xx-large][color=#ff0000]IT IS NOT GOING TO BE TOLD TO ANY PLAYERS, AND WOULD ONLY BE REVEALED TO PLAYERS WHEN THE MONOLITH REVEALS IT. THEREFORE, TWIN THIS IS NOT OP. ALSO (â…“) [/color][/size]
[color=#000000]Bill you know that takes up a lot of space, right?[/color]
[color=#ff8c00]I. Dont. Care.[/color]
I +3 Xopil.
I heal Bill Cipher.
13/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch. +3 from Xopil.
6/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +2 from Xopil.
+3 and +2 proof:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (17/20) [color=#282828][size=small]The items cause the void to creep behind very creeper and eat them.[/size][/color] [color=#282828][size=small]The effects of the Infuser causes every creeper to disappear instantly![/size][/color]
Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 1/4.
Everything around the infuser starts floating.
INVENTORY:
RasPi case,
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII
[color=#ff0000]Wow, your attacks are getting long.[/color]
[color=#800080]WALUIGI IS VERY FLATTERED AT THE IDEA THAT WALUIGI IS SO DELICIOUS ENOUGH THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO EAT WALUIGI. BUT AS MUCH AS WALUIGI WANTS TO BE EATEN, WALUIGI WANTS TO WHACK THINGS WITH TENNIS RACKETS MORE.[/color]
[color=#800080]WALUGI STOPS YOU FROM EATING WALUIGI. WAA.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]+3,000 HP to Bill Cipher. You can't put entities through the Loom, derp! You breathe fire at Roland II. However, since he is immune to fire, nothing happens. [/color]
[color=#ff0000][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh no no no no no. This will simply not do. Mr. Cipher, I appreciate your mostly gentleman-like demeanor and your interests in the dark art of Godmodding, but I feel I am voicing the sentiments of many others when I say that we should restrict time travel only to when it is needed. Furthermore, this action would doom your entire timeline, and would also cause a lot of strife that is not desired at this point in time.[/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#ff0000][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Therefore, I will have to cut off your access to temporal abilities. Nothing personal. [/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
/null I can answer those questions.(Before I even start, sorry for causing all this confusion. )The alchemy is the Xbox 092 && Glowstone && Mithril,The Xbox360 Army is an entity, and if you want it to be, the XBEANSTALKS can be entities. If you so choose, but I've been using them as (originally) climbing things, and now mostly weapons. But I see how it can be OP if they aren't entities, so it's your choice.The XBOX Cloud isn't as much as a zone as it is a base.The XBEANSTALKS do have code and electronics due to them being part XBOX, so they are pretty much electronic beanstalks that are rooted into the Microsoft Cloud, as shown in the (terrible) graphic. (Not shown: The XBOX360 Army or my sword.)I hope this has cleared things up.
/unnull
Now that things are cleared up, its time to get crackin.
Its ALCHEMY TIME!!!
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (1/?)
I alchemize Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (1/?)
I alchemize Gold foil && Wheat (1/?)
I alchemize Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (1/?)
I put my remote control for the Microsoft CLoud through the Loom.
Xbox 092 > Fine
Elemental Xbox > 1/1
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (1/?)
I (finally) continue alchemizing the XStalker from earlier. (3/3)
I alchemize Hammer && Chair (1/?)
I alchemize Rifle && Cactus && Computer (1/?)
I slice the Operator's integrity.
I annoy Twin with all these alchemizations and hopefully turn his wrath towards the operator's integrity.
I command the XBOX 360 Army to attack the Operator's Integrity.
Then I command the XBeanstalks to slap the Operator's integrity, then carry everyone to the safety of the Microsoft Cloud.
GNSPP 23/40
GNGADP 4/40
XBSS 8/20
I send a message through the Microsoft Cloud, before the XBeanstalks cover it to shield it from anything's wrath.
[size=x-large]EVERYONE! ATTACK THE OPERATOR'S INTEGRITY! (Or the Rootkit Integrity, same thing, I just like calling it that because it makes me feel like I'm attacking the actual Operator.)[/size]
(Note: The Microsoft Cloud turns every time I say "Operator's Integrity" into "Rootkit Integrity". Just in case.)
[color=#ff0000]Ugh, your posts are getting long too. [/color]
[color=#00ff00]Ah, I see. That clears everything up. The XBOX 360 Army appears as entities, and although the XBOX Cloud is on the Battlefield, it is not a zone.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX AND Name Tag AND Spider Eye = Red Hourglass of Death (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX 092 AND Ender Pearl = Enderbox Gamma (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Gold Foil AND Wheat = Goldfoil Wheat (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Swift Snowball Gun AND Chaos Emerald AND Computer = The Sonic Snowballer (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX Cloud Remote Control ~~~ Loom = Cloud Command Tuxedo[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX 092 > Fine = Antimatter XBOX[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX > 1/1 = Adamantium XBOX[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX AND Knitting Needles = Kinect Mithrilwands (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Hammer AND Chair = Break a Leg (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Rifle AND Cactus AND Computer = CACTiShoot (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the CLOUD COMMAND TUXEDO! A white tuxedo with the XBOX emblem. Perfect for commanding an XBOX Cloud.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the ANTIMATTER XBOX! A special XBOX forged from pure antimatter. If it touches anything made of normal matter, it'll go off, so use it wisely.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the ADAMANTIUM XBOX! An XBOX forged from adamantium, one of the strongest metals known to man. Looks like you won't have to worry about it breaking any time soon.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the X-STALKER! A double-bladed XBOX-themed sword that is perfect for ambushes. One slice, and your opponent's going down.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Pfft, I can ha[/color][color=#ff0000]n[/color][color=#00ff00]dle more alchemizati[/color][color=#ff0000]o[/color][color=#00ff00]ns.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Your entities will do as you say.[/color]
Awkward potion OOO Eye Carrot1/X
Thorncane && Blob of Toxins 1/X
I plant the Melongourd Seeds 1/10
Wheat && Rope 1/2
Glowstone > Fine 1/X
[color=#00ff00]Awkward Potion OOO Eyecarrot = Potion of Veggies (1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Thorncane AND Blob of Toxins = Ickycane (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Wheat AND Rope = Ropecrop (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Glowstone > Fine = Brightstone Block[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got a BRIGHTSTONE BLOCK! A chunk of pure Brightstone. Brightstone is a form of Redstone that glows whenever it's placed. This allows for exciting new possibilities![/color]
I send three dropships to aid in the evacuation of the Apocalypse Zone.
If they don't find anything to evac, their zero-point energy cores overload, damaging a random PG.
If the Virus-Brine is done, I send it to attack the Operator.
if not, I charge it one point.
[color=#00ff00]Three Dropships appear.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]I'm not sure how much you charged the Virus-Brine. I don't keep track of most charges; there's way too many of them to do so efficiently.[/color]
Level 2, TP: 29/40 -- Focus: [color=orange]===[/color]== 30/50
The Wither Wolf: 7/40
I send a tremor through the earth, causing the Cazador to stumble.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Splash bleeding potion: done
+3 up for trade with any AG
[color=#00ff00]It hasn't noticed the Kage Kami yet! You might not want to alert the Cazador to his presence yet; Kage Kami might not be ready. Regardless, the Cazador falls over and takes 500 damage. He gets back up and continues to do whatever it was he was doing.[/color]
[ [color=#0000ff]23[/color] / 30, boost +3] [Talist, Page 407, Post 8133, +3 up for trade with any PG.] I'm removing your chair storage.
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[color=#800080]Finish summoning the Ender Colossus, then you can have chairs.[/color]
Fiiineeeee.
[ [color=#ff0000]7[/color] / 40 ]Let's get some Zerglings out.
I yell +3 into Talist's ear. By ENDERMAGIC, this boosts him by 3!
I summon a Chair-Knight to aid Kage Kami!
Chair-Knight [[color=#FF0000]AG[/color]], x1
HP: 1,200
Attack: Attacks with a chair-sword, dealing light damage.
The Kestrel targets the Alpha Ghast. with the Artemis Missile.
[ Twin, please make the Kestrel's shield take effect. For refrence, stops one attack a turn. Unless this only applies to attacks from enemy players... ]
[color=#ff0000]Pshh, you think I care about a shield?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Fine.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You call in a Chair Knight who rushes in ahead of Kage Kami! He deals 1,500 damage to the Cazador before the mutant dispatches the Knight. The Kage Kami retreats outside of the cave so the mutant does not see him and returns to his work.[/color]
Very nice DaVinci. Would've been very nicer before conquests death, but hey.
+3 to k4yne
6/40 x2
2/4 heal for alpha ghast.
I red barrel project nexus
Wow, doc scratch is so generous.
[color=#00ff00]3 ATP Engineers killed![/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Why, thank you. I do try.[/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
Awkward potion OOO Eye Carrot 2/X
Thorncane && Blob of Toxins 2/X
I plant the Melongourd Seeds 2/10
Wheat && Rope 2/2 Glowstone > Fine 2/X
[color=#00ff00]You got a POTION OF VEGETABLES! It is basically soup. Huh. Drinking it will restore your Hunger. Not very useful when my daily updates don't keep track of that.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got some ROPECROP! It's some wheat that is like rope in texture. Whether it is edible or not is unknown.[/color]
I am now officially Anti-Dark Engie, if such a thing can exist. Immediatly afterwards, I cast [color=#4b0082]Poison[/color] on Dark Engie. Because that's apparently the most powerful thing a Gamma wizard can do. I should probably increase the damage rate for Wizard ranks... that is, if Twin allows me to. Following that, I [color=#0000ff]Heal[/color] Purple and cast [color=#ffa500]Haste[/color] on Thresh, on the obvious condition that he uses his Haste power to attack Dark Engie three times(or use the two bonus turns to heal his/her allies) instead of going against the other entities. [size=xx-small]but I do open an exception if they're H or PG entities. herp.[/size] Should Thresh attack an AG entity... well, there will be sanctions. [size=xx-small]and by sanctions I mean a Slowness spell[/size]
...
Oh, right! I attack the Operator once again with the Code Blaster 5000. ...I wonder if this weapon is actually secretly sentient.... [size=xx-small]don't mind me, I just have the tendency to consider everything - even inanimate objects - to be secretly alive[/size]
And let's not forget to attempt to [color=#daa520]Block[/color] Kage Kami from being hurt by the next attack. (Gamma-level Block has a 40% chance of working). And then, [color=#0000ff]Heal[/color] it/her/him.
Spells Casted: 33/200
((By the way, engie, the Haste spell doesn't mean you can post for six turns - that would be overpowered. Thresh simply can attack three times as much as he normally attacks - if he only attacks once, he can attack three times, because 3 x 1 = 3.))
[color=#ff0000]It really doesn't. [/color][color=#00ff00]Your primary focus will be attacking him, however.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Dark Engie is Poisoned! +2,000 HP to Purple and Thresh buffed![/color]
[color=#00ff00]+1 Cheap Shielding to Kage Kami! +500 HP. It looks like something around the cave is blocking the amount of support he can receive...[/color]
Cheese: 22/???
Super Secret Upgrade: 12/???
Tier 2 Engineering: 12/???
Ambush Hunters! Mutants! Use your special attacks on the Kage Kami!
In case you've forgotten, Twin...
Fire Geckos = Burn Damage
Nightkins = Bonus Sneaky Damage
Deathclaws = Bonus Deadly Critical
Ambush Hunters = Bypass Shield Chance
Ron the Narrator also guards the gate by narrating the story of Hello Kitty.
Yes, please do.
Wow. That's OP, man.
[color=#ff0000]You cannot find the Kage Kami, and neither can your mutants...[/color]
[color=#00FF00]"Heh. This reminds me of the time I stacked 6 Phantom Dancers."[/color]
[color=#696969]"NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE!"[/color]
[color=#800080]Check the records.[/color]
[color=#800080]You should find-[/color]
[color=#696969]"I STAND BY MY STATEMENT."[/color]
[color=#CC3366]"Looks LIke an InteresIng sItuatIon you aLL have goIng on rIght now. GIve me 7 more turns to get over there."[/color]
6/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2
The Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (4/5)
Well, well, what do we have here. Let's see, umm, i'll read The First Block and Other Legends. Let's get the Myths outta the way first and read the theoretical stuff later.
[color=#ff0000]"Nein! Lies Pesterchum 101 zuerst! Ich will auch Pesterchum haben! Nun mach schon!"[/color]
No! Read Pesterchum 101 first! I want to have Pesterchum too! Do it already!
No! At least not yet! I need something for a later project and maybe there is some legend about a power source i could use. Maybe i read yours next.
[color=#ff0000]"..."[/color]
I tell a Boomwalker to deliver my +3 charge to fseftr and alchemize my Daft Punk Helmet with another disco ball. That should do the trick.
Daft Punk Helmet AND Disco Ball = ???
Takes reading a book a turn or a post? I don't wan't to start reading multiple books and then it turns out i need a turn.
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
[color=#00ff00]Daft Punk Helmet AND Disco Ball = Up All Night [/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got UP ALL NIGHT! A special version of the standard Daft Punk helmet that has the same surface of a disco ball! Perfect for partying with friends or yourself.[/color]
Cheese: 24/???
Super Secret Upgrade: 14/???
T2 Engineering: 14/???
Whoa, slow down there. You're getting crazy. This is just a forum game, remember that.
Okay....
[color=#00ff00]FD summons Ents! The Kage Kami hides behind a tree, and they walk past. However, he hears them tell the Cazador about his presence... Together, all four wait inside the cave. This is bad.[/color]
I ALCHEMIZE the potion, although I'm not entirely sure what the difference is. I'll probably start attacking project nexus soon...
[color=#00ff00]There's a pretty big difference.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]ALCHEMIZING the potion will require you do AND or OR, and it will take (in this case) 3 posts. The more ingredients you alchemize the potion with, the higher amount of posts it takes. Also, you may get a result that isn't even a potion![/color]
[color=#00ff00]BREWING the potion guarantees the result is a potion and allows you to upgrade existing potions by mixing them with their own ingredients! Also, the amount of posts is nearly always only 2.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]With that in mind,[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Glistering Tear AND Potion of Honey = Potion of Healhoney (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
Hello people, I am back! Okay, okay put down the cake.
I see lots of stuff has happened. Waluigi has taken over the thread for one turn, OpelSpeedster destroyed a city to do 0 damage to the Godmodder, The Easter Bunny was unceremoniously killed at 30k HP on the turn he was going to use his powerful attack...
Wait, what?!
This is... autrocious to say the least. countermeasures will be taken;
I think my charges were...
Ultimate Deathlaser
12/40
Destruct-O-Bomb
12/40
Spider Mech Eye
???+1/???
[color=#ff0000]How is it atrocious? I wailed away at that thing for a good long while. [/color]
I Hell's Instrument the shield again and summon a Unagi Assassin in the Kage Kami cave to help the Cazador. Higher damage output and shield-penetration chance, lower HP.
[color=#00ff00]You cannot directly fight the Kage Kami, only indirectly. So, your Unagi Assassin is spawned. It goes in the cave with the others, keeping watch.[/color]
Awkward potion OOO Eye Carrot 3/X
Thorncane && Blob of Toxins 3/X
The Melongourd Seeds are still growing 3/10 Wheat && Rope 2/2
Glowstone > Fine 3/X
[color=#00ff00]You got some ICKYCANE! It looks like Thorncane, sort of. But it's rotten and there's flesh and eyes all over it. It probably won't make good paper or sugar at this stage... But what would it be good for?[/color]
POST [color=#ff0000]II[/color]I;
Raspberry Pi: 5/10 I put yet another cow in the loom, making some top hats. I use the top hats to heal Bill Cipher's formal wear.
I then put 1 more cow in the loom to make more top hats.
[size=xx-large][color=#ff0000]TPP HIVEMIND!!!! YOU WILL RUE THE- wait did i already say this? ANYWAY I WILL GET YOU!!!!![/color][/size]
[color=#000000]But, Bill, the TPP Hivemind is now AG...[/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=xx-large]I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!1![/size][/color]
[color=#000000]Sheesh, Bill.[/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=xx-large]DONT SASS ME.[/size][/color]
[color=#FF0000][size=xx-large]ALSO...[/size][/color] [color=#ff8c00][size=small]​(2/3) I go back in time to before the Monolith knew the secret on how to destroy the godmodder,[/size][/color]
I +3 Xopil.
I heal Bill Cipher.
13/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch.
10/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +3 from Xopil.
I convert the charges from RUMBLE MCSKIRMISH into a 10/10 HEAL on BILL CIPHER.
+3 proof:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (18/20) The infuser is shining a giant beam of calming light into the air for a millisecond, causing very one who saw it peace until it disappeared. They also then forgot the location it cam from.
Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 2/4.
INVENTORY:
RasPi case,
2 Top Hats,
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII
Level 2, TP: 37/40 -- Focus: [color=orange]===[/color]== 30/50
The Wither Wolf: 14/40 (from Irecreeper, post 8134 & Nimbleguy post 8148)
I equip Justicar with Good Dog.
I pray to the almighty Notch and he sends down a pillar of holy fire to smite Cazador and heal the Kage Kami.
As I have no other alchemization, I add my charge to Wilson's.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating entire stock: 2/5 todo: burning, coffee, fertilizer, rejuv, bleeding
+3 to Nimbleguy
[color=#ff0000]You equip Justicar with Good Dog. All her attacks now have +2,500 base power.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Notch accepts your prayer, and he heals Kage Kami by +1,000, and he smites Cazador for 2,000 damage. However, that doesn't mean as much, since he has backup.[/color]
I [color=#0000ff]Super Heal[/color] Kage Kami for 8,000 health. I use [color=#800000]Summon Ghosts[/color] AGAIN to attack three of the Apocalypse Zone entities. Naturally, I attack the Operator once again with the Code Blaster 5000, while simultaneously wondering why the Operator and the Godmodder haven't interacted with themselves yet.
Spells Casted: 35/200 (it will take a LOONG time...)
[color=#00ff00]Your help goes through interference, so the Kage Kami is only healed by +2,000 HP. The Ghosts are dispelled entirely...[/color]
Continued Alchemies:
Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (2/?)
Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (2/?) Gold foil && Wheat (2/?)
Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (2/?) Xbox 092 > Fine 2/?
Elemental Xbox Fine > 2/? (Finished?)
Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (2/?) I continue alchemizing the XStalker from earlier. (4/4)
Hammer && Chair (2/?)
Rifle && Cactus && Computer (2/?)
I slice the Rootkit Integrity. But not any normal slice. This is a Attack On Titan Esque Power Slice.
Hopefully Twin is even more annoyed by these alchemizations and his rage is directed towards the Rootkit Integrity.
I send one XBOX360 Army Member to go up to the Rootkit Integrity and explode.
Then I turn the XBeanstalks into a boat and crush the Rootkit Integrity, before carrying everyone to safety.
[color=#ff0000]You got GOLDFOIL WHEAT! A special Wheat that is made entirely of golden foil. I don't think it's edible in this form.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got BREAK A LEG! A wooden hammer made entirely of chair parts. The handle is a chair leg. However, the hammer's head can alternate between steel and wood. The steel deals more damage, but the wood can stun.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Crossbow AND Rifle = Autobow (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin AND Melon Slice = Melongourd Slice (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Glowstone AND Gold Ingot = Glaurum (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Cheap Sword AND Redstone Dust = Charged Sword (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Cheap Sword > Fine = Iron Sword [/color]
[color=#ff0000]Furnace AND Crafting Table = Smeltbench (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin OR Gold Ingot = Goldgourd (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got an IRON SWORD! High attack power, moderate usage.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]-2 [/color][color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color][color=#00ff00]! The [color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color] is not a tangible thing! It is more of a concept that can be lowered by attacking [size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size].[/color]
Implacable 12/40
Sarajevo 12/40
Element 119 4/6
Element 120 4/6
I shoot the Operator w/ Tiberium Tacks (or the rootkit or whatever) --- Why is that a priority again?
Vibranium AND Daedric Metal
[color=#00ff00]Defeating [color=#00ff00][size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][/color] was listed as a priority because his attacks are widespread and dangerous. He can kill or at least severely damage an entity in two-three turns, so he's a threat. Plus, it looks like he has something big and evil up his sleeve. Only coding-based attacks can damage [color=#00ff00][size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][/color], however.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Vibranium AND Daedric Metal = Daedranium (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
I bludgeon [color=#008080]THE OPERATOR[/color] to a pulp, then mix the pulp with a zombie's gastrointestinal acids, then gather the same zombies an put them in a blender. I use the resulting smoothies to feed a nest of festering parasites, who are then grown to adulthood with a fast-growing potion. When [color=#008080]THE OPERATOR[/color] respawns, I clobber him to a coma with a medieval mace, and I bury what's left of him in a soup can as food for the festering parasites.
While I'm at it, I brew the Splash Potion of Healing with Gunpowder.
[color=#ff0000]Your attack isn't coding-based, you derp! You don't have a Splash Potion of Healing, you derp! So, you make one instead:[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Potion of Healing OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Healing (1/2)[/color]
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 2, TP: 38/40 -- Focus: [color=orange]===[/color]== 30/50
The Wither Wolf: 15/40 I equip Justicar with Good Dog.
I heal the Kage Kami with the power of genericness!
As I have no other alchemization, I add my charge to Wilson's.
13/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2
The Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (5/5)
Library:
K4yne: Read Chapter 1: The First Block
I tell a robot duplicate of myself to get my stuff and act for me instead over walkie talkie. He does all the charges and delivers my +3 to fseftr. He is no entity and acts more like a "Do the charges!" slave, who also manages my alchemies.
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
[color=#ff0000]You got HELLSPAWN! The inclusion of entropy, pure chaos, tips the angry side of your Bipolar Bow and makes it run rampant throughout this weapon! It is now a pure conduit of rage, despair, and fear... It glows the color of lava and its string is ebony black. It is an instrument of destruction.[/color]
MORE NEW ALCHEMIES!
(The era of entities has ended. #AlchemiesAreTheNewEntities2014)
Jungle Wood && Rifle (1/?)
Computer || Gunpowder (1/?)
Arrow && Lava bucket (1/?)
Carrot || Water Bucket (1/?)
Lapis && Iron Horse Armor (1/?)
Pumpkin Seeds && Minecart (1/?)
Infinity Bow || Rifle (1/?)
Coal > Fine (1/?)
Lapis > Fine (1/?)
Dispenser > Very Fine (1/?)
Furnace> 1/1 (1/?)
XStalker > Fine (1/?)
XStalker && Lava Bucket (1/?)
Continued Alchemies:
Crossbow && Rifle (2/?)
Pumpkin && Melon Slices (2/?)
Glowstone && Gold Ingot (2/?)
Redstone Dust && Cheap Sword (2/?) Cheap Sword > Fine (2/?)
Backpack > Fine (2/?)
Furnace && Crafting Table (2/?)
Pumpkin || Gold Ingot (2/?)
Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (3/?)
Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (3/?) Gold foil && Wheat (3/?)
Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (3/?) Xbox 092 > Fine 3/?
Elemental Xbox Fine > 3/? (Finished?)
Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (3/?) Hammer && Chair (3/?) Rifle && Cactus && Computer (3/?)
I slice the Rootkit Integrity with the XStalker.
The XBOX360 Army attacks the Rootkit Integrity.
The XBeanstalks Falcon Punch the Rootkit Integrity, then carry everyone who I just mentioned far far away from the Operator.
GNSPP 25/40
GNGADP 6/40
XBSS 10/20
+X to Whoever Claims it.
[color=#00ff00]A[/color][color=#ff0000]re.[/color][color=#00ff00].. A[/color][color=#ff0000]re you kidding me...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got CACTiSHOOT! A variant of the standard iShoot, a computer-based rifle that tracks its target, that is cactus-based and shoots thorns![/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a MELONGOURD SLICE! A piece of tasty Melongourd, a fruit that is a combination of a pumpkin and a melon.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got some GLAURUM! A block of golden Glowstone that, when lit, glows a golden light. I don't think you can make weapons and armor from it, however.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a CHARGED SWORD! A variant of the Cheap Sword that is electrically charged with Redstone. If it hits something that can interact with Redstone, such as TNT, the object will do so.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a SMELTBENCH! A gray object that takes up two blocks. You can access its Crafting and Smelting menus at the same time for double efficiency.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a GOLDGOURD! A golden Pumpkin.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Is it over?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]...OH GODMODDER.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Jungle Wood AND Rifle = Blowgun (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Computer OR Gunpowder = Creepertop (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Arrow AND Lava Bucket = Fire Arrow (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Carrot OR Water Bucket = Carrot Juice Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Lapis AND Iron Horse Armor = Lapis Horse Armor (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin Seeds AND Minecart = Plow (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Infinity Bow OR Rifle = Infinity Rifle (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Coal > Fine = Coal Block[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Lapis Lazuli > Fine = Lapis Lazuli Block[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Dispenser > Fine = Dispenserifle[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Furnace > 1/1 = Campfire[/color]
[color=#ff0000]X-Stalker > Fine = X-Lightsaber[/color]
[color=#ff0000]X-Stalker AND Lava Bucket = X-Inferno (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a COAL BLOCK! A block of coal. Can be used as fuel.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a LAPIS LAZULI BLOCK! A block of lapis lazuli.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a DISPENSERIFLE! A rifle in which things can be stored, and then shot out of. Perfect for combat.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a CAMPFIRE! You can cook food over this thing.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got an X-LIGHTSABER! A variant of the X-Stalker that is a lightsaber.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]THAT... THAT'S... [/color]
[color=#ff0000]TOO MUCH! NO! I CAN'T! YOU WANT ME TO ATTACK SOMETHING IN A RAGE, HUH?! HOW ABOUT I ATTACK YOUR PRECIOUS XBOX CLOUD?! I COULD JUST POINT MY FINGERS AND A BALL THE SIZE OF THE SUN COULD OBLITERATE IT!![/color]
[color=#ff0000]DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT?!? DO! YOU! WANT! ME! TO! DO! THAT?!?![/color]
[color=#ff0000]DO... Do you... I... D[/color][color=#00ff00]o you? I... I need to lie down.[/color]
If not, I come in and summon Obelisk the Tormentor, who attacks Secondary with Fist of Fate
HP: 40,000? If that's too high, then make it as high as reasonably possible (he IS an Egyptian God).
[color=#ff0000]It is NEVER too late to join. Welcome to the war, new recruit.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]If you want to summon Obelisk with that high amount of HP, you'll need to charge it for 20 posts. However, charging the entity for 10 posts will give it around 30,000, so that's good too.[/color]
I activate Double Summon, and Sage's Stone to call out Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl. Their staffs alight as a Dual Dark Magic Attack begins.
1/5
[color=#00ff00]You summon a Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl! Together, they form the Magician Duo. They charge up their attack. (I am assuming they are entities.)[/color]
I enter Scratch's Library. I begin to read The Nature of Split Personalities.
I also begin to absorb the residual energy left behind by the Black Monolith and/or the Infinity Seal.
[color=#00ff00]The [/color][color=#000000]Black Monolith[/color][color=#00ff00] did not leave behind any energy... At least, none that you can see.[/color]
I Hell's Instrument Kage Kami and heal the Cazador, or if it is dead, summon a Unagi Medic to help the Assassin.
> The_Serpent: Enter library. > The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize. > The_Serpent: Read chapter 3: Monolithium. Pretend not to notice chapter 2.
I go into the library, grab a COMPLETELY RANDOM book off the shelves, and start reading it. I also work on my alchemization if I can.
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh, dear... It seems that my library has attracted unwanted attention. Hmph. It pains me to do this, TT, but it must be done. Attention, guards. There is an intruder at Section 4, Floor 13 of Quadrant IV on this ship. Your transportalizers will bring you to him in around 4.1 seconds. Apprehend him and make him walk the plank. Thank you.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
16/40 x5 (Talist'd Idea'd)
1/10
2/10x13
2/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 2/6
IIIII Azura's Black Star
+3 to the first person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
+2 to Talist and +1 to Idea Modpack
[ [color=#0000ff]25[/color] / 30 ]
[color=#800080]We're just about done! Keep going![/color]
brb, need to go to the library.
[color=#800080]...[/color]
[color=#800080]I hate you.[/color]
I quickly enter the Library. Despite K4yne being PG, I share a fine cup of tea with him. I then read Problem Sleuth.
While I'm up there, I call down an orbital strike on [color=#b22222]FloppyDongoes[/color].
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh no, you too? Sigh. Well, the guards are off with our earlier guest, and even though we have a nigh-unlimited supply of them, I feel like taking care of you myself. A mere snap of my fingers will do.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#2f4f4f]SNOP[/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]There. And while I'm at it, I might as well place a seal on the door to my Library so no trespassers can get through. That would help.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00]I bury Quarters under 14 tons of quarters, dealing 10,000 damage to him![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Mysterious Crystal's HP is fully healed.[/color] [color=#0000ff]If your attacks are weak, the crystal magically heals![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Project Nexus produces ten more Riot Guards and nine Grunts! Its troops deal 25,000 damage to Thresh, the Cloudflash Tower, Secondary, and Bill Cipher, killing him![/color][color=#ff0000] Hmm... That's very OP. [/color][color=#00ff00]I know. Waluigi grabs his trusty tennis racket and destroys a Metool![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Dark Engie deals 7,500 damage to Purple! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage in retaliation... It appears they're fighting a one-sided battle. Perhaps their pinkish friend will turn the tide of the fight! The Star Wars Army kills 24 Grunts![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The TPP Hivemind destroys the remaining Metools, switching to Neutral! It then uses its special attack, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ![/color]
[color=#00ff00]No Hostiles can attack next turn![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Void Rift deals 4,000 damage to Secondary! Arachna deals 4,000 damage to the Hussiebt! The Kestrel destroys 3 Vulture TIE-Fighters! Cloudflash Tower kills 2 Riot Guards! Justicar leaves my side to kill three ATP Engineers! [/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Touhou Team teleports the Godmodder to the 53rd Dimension. This dimension is notorious for being nearly impossible to enter and survive. They have teleported there in hopes of distracting him with the challenge of entering. However, he merely switches places with them. The chaos within deals 5 damage to all three![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Quarters deals 14,000 damage to the Mini Void Rift! He then uses his special attack, One Flip. Quarters looks behind his back and reaches in his pocket! In there lie eight different quarters. On these quarters lie the fifteen numbers of the Sacred Pool Balls. Depending on what quarter Quarters flips, the corresponding member of the Felt will be summoned from some point in space and time. Quarters grabs a coin from random and flips it. The coin reveals the number [/color][color=#ffd700]9[/color][color=#00ff00]. Stitch appears from the coin! He is invincible and will help out Quarters for three turns.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Alpha Ghast summons a huge fireball and lobs it at the Cloudflash Tower, destroying it! It and Secondary then kill 8 Grunts. The Godmodder kills all Project Nexus Grunts and 13 ATP Engineers![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Garden of Eden quickly decimates 2 Dropships... Meanwhile, the Kage Kami, now in the ten-thousands of health, decides he will attack next turn. Although he does see the Cazador now has some friends due to some blunders... He may need an army if he wants to survive.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Suddenly, something shifts in the wreckage of the Tripod! It pops out of the wreck and begins floating like an item. I guess I should pick it up. What even is this? [/color][color=#ff0000]Well, it looks like a kind of tablet with a white frame. On one side is a gray picture of a car, and on the other is a dark blue side. Does that answer your question?[/color][color=#00ff00] Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm going to keep it for now. You never know when something like this will come in handy! [/color][color=#ff0000]Probably never.[/color]
[size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][color=#00ff00] is down to its last bits of [/color][color=#003333][size=large]Oh no. I'll be taking this over for now.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I remember the old days. Back in the beginning of this act, when I was first summoned. But that was ages ago. Now, things have changed. And it looks like my time on this server is drawing to an end. I knew it would happen; it was a certainty.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]So now is around the time when a boss would normally pull some cheap trick like hide in a safe house, or insta-kill the players, or heal all of his HP.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I will only be doing two of those things, and to a lesser extent than usual. But I will be doing it.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]My attack this turn will be an ultimatum.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I have a raw, dangerous bit of code contained in me for cases like this. Consider it a contingency plan. You can thank Crusher for that.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]It looks like now is the time to unleash it. [/size][/color][color=#800000][size=large]OP'S GIFT.exe.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]Here's what it does.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]If you don't destroy me in 3 turns, you can kiss all of your entities goodbye.[/size][/color]
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Itinerary:
[color=#ff0000]FOR AG PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack the Felt.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack [/color][color=#b22222][size=large]THE OPERATOR.[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable. [/color]
[color=#00ff00]Defend me.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Defend/attack Project Nexus.[/color]
[color=#a9a9a9]FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Actually work together.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Attack [/background][/color][/color][/color][color=#b22222][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)][size=large]THE OPERATOR[/size][/background][/color][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)].[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Shoot most things that move.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#0000ff]FOR PG PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Attack Build.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Attack all AGs.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Alpha Ghast.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Horsemen.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.[/color]
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[color=#800000][size=large]OP'S GIFT.exe: Time until detonation: 3 turns.[/size][/color]
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The_Serpent: [color=#008000][P][/color] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie ________________________________________________________________________________________
ninjatwist321:[color=#FF0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
PitTheAngel:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [color=#FF0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
Irecreeper: [color=#FF0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
pionoplayer:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
Minor107:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Talist: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
TT2000:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
Nimbleguy:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
Flare Flames:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Xopil: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Active
ThunderCam777:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Idle
fseftr[color=#0000FF]: [PG] [/color]Status: Active
The_Serpent[color=#0000FF]: [PG] [/color]Status: Active
K4yne: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [color=#A9A9A9][N][/color] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [color=#A9A9A9][N][/color] Status: Idle
I translocate the First Block and Other Tales into my hands and read a random chapter. Note that this is not stated to be and is not teleportation, warping, breaking and entering, or any other method of retrieving the book you can think of. Only Scratch could possibly guess. If The_Serpent comes along for the ride, I club him over the head with the but-stock of my copy of Danger: High Voltage to retrieve the book and tie him up. If Doc. Scratch himself attampts to retrieve the book, he must name my hiding place in order to attempt an instantanious recovery involving one of his infamous *snaps*, or in person. In the case Scratch does know the name of my hideout, and names it, the Crockercorp ship he resides in suddenly looses altitude. This is because of one of several things (be aware that someone set his house on fire without him realizing it). I put wet cement (worst for liquid fuel) and particulate iron (worst for nuclear energy [most likely case as reactors are present in canon]) in the fuel (in this case, into he head of whatever poor yellow troll(s) that were powering the thing). With his in mind, if Scratch pursued me in person, I give him the option of saving the library or taking the book. I will not resist. Such is he mark of a professional. If Scratch attampted to teleport the book, he is still on the ship in his office as he stated earlier, and looses his balance. In that time, my location has changed. If he reattempts, I reveal that there are thousends of previously invisible centimeter wide, perfectly spherical cesium pellets suspended in zinc foil that are scattered throughout the ship in the ventilation, sewage, and maintenance systems on the Crocercorp ship he resides in are ~21 minutes from a critical point of their half-life in which, the amount of neutrino radiation is reaching the point where the runaway reaction will occur and a massive number of micro nuclear explosions will shread everything on board. They will have to be retrieved by hand. First Guardian powers do not include time travel.
Such wall-of-textness is nessisary when Doc is involved.
23/40 x4 (did not account for Talist and Idea's boosts)
8/10
9/10x13
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 5/6 (+2 uncounted posts. Had no internet connection untill 7pm)
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIII: I gigacrit War with a 40/40. I call down an absolutely colossal bolt of lightning with Circuit Breaker worthy of Zeus' hand atop of War. War is paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (lifetime effect, 50% chance of action failure. If War dies, the effect splashes Famine.)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+1 unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Amperz
*Gulp*
Its risky, but I must...
I MUST I MUST A L C H E M I Z E!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
LETS DO THIS!
CHARGED SWORD > FINE X-STALKER && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?) X-LIGHTSABER && CACTiSHOOT (1/?) X-LIGHTSABER > FINE CACTiSHOOT > FINE CHARGED SWORD && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?)
I PUT ON THE CLOUD COMMAND HOODIE. NOW MORE ALCheMIZAtion- No.
No more.
Until he takes over again.
I'm sorry twin, it is out of my hands now. I hope you can spare the Microsoft Cloud.
Blowgun (2/2) Creepertop (2/2) Fire Arrow (2/2) Carrot || Water Bucket (2/2) Lapis Horse Armor (2/3) Plow (2/3) Infinity Rifle (2/2) X-Inferno (2/5) Autobow (3/3) Red Hourglass of Death (3/5) Enderbox Gamma (3/4) The Sonic Snowballer (4/4) Kinect MithrilWands (4/5)
GNSPP 26/40
GNGADP 7/40
XBSS 11/20
I slice the Operator with the X-Lightsaber.
I shoot secondary with The CACTiSHOOT.
The XBOX360 ARMY attacks The Operator.
I build a small Glaurum throne for TwinBuilder, inside the Microsoft Cloud, as a way to say sorry for HIS
actions. The XBeanstalks carry me and the XBOX360 ARMY to the MIcrosoft Cloud, but only after flicking the operator. Then it turns into a staircase directed towards TwinBuilder, to let him visit his cool throne.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
I object to the idea of there being a library with full knowledge of the world because I think Minecraft is a game about coming up with your own stories..... But it is impressive how you (Twin) have all this backstory pre planned.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 5/60 -- Focus: =========== 40/55
The Wither Wolf: 18/40 (+2 from Aegis)
Might as well start this, Soul of Rebirth: 4/40 (+3 from Idea) (it is a beast of corse)
We're allowed to use any material for crafting, so fine gold wool || feather 1/??
And also, (red dye && orange dye && yellow dye && green dye && blue dye && indigo dye && violet dye) 1/?? Should be clear what I'm trying to make with that. ROY G BIV
Because Aegis just hit War with that massive attack, I use lil' cal to curse famine. GO GO GO! Everyone beat the living hell out of famine!
I fire the silicon steam punker directly into famine's face.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating entire stock: done +3 up for trade with any AG to Idea, right above me. Sheesh, why does "everyone" have split personalities?
1,0002,000 damage my beast companions deal.Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
The Wither Wolf: 15/40
I equip Justicar with Good Dog.
I heal the Kage Kami with the power of genericness!
As I have no other alchemization, I add my charge to Wilson's.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating entire stock: 2/5 todo:
burning, coffee, fertilizer, rejuv,bleeding+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (5/5)
Library:
K4yne: Read Chapter 1: The First Block
I tell a robot duplicate of myself to get my stuff and act for me instead over walkie talkie. He does all the charges and delivers my +3 to fseftr. He is no entity and acts more like a "Do the charges!" slave, who also manages my alchemies.
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
(The era of entities has ended. #AlchemiesAreTheNewEntities2014)
Jungle Wood && Rifle (1/?)
Computer || Gunpowder (1/?)
Arrow && Lava bucket (1/?)
Carrot || Water Bucket (1/?)
Lapis && Iron Horse Armor (1/?)
Pumpkin Seeds && Minecart (1/?)
Infinity Bow || Rifle (1/?)
Coal > Fine (1/?)
Lapis > Fine (1/?)
Dispenser > Very Fine (1/?)
Furnace> 1/1 (1/?)
XStalker > Fine (1/?)
XStalker && Lava Bucket (1/?)
Continued Alchemies:
Crossbow && Rifle (2/?)
Pumpkin && Melon Slices (2/?)
Glowstone && Gold Ingot (2/?)
Redstone Dust && Cheap Sword (2/?)
Cheap Sword > Fine (2/?)
Backpack > Fine (2/?)
Furnace && Crafting Table (2/?)
Pumpkin || Gold Ingot (2/?)
Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (3/?)
Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (3/?)
Gold foil && Wheat (3/?)
Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (3/?)
Xbox 092 > Fine 3/?
Elemental Xbox Fine > 3/? (Finished?)
Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (3/?)
Hammer && Chair (3/?)
Rifle && Cactus && Computer (3/?)
I slice the Rootkit Integrity with the XStalker.
The XBOX360 Army attacks the Rootkit Integrity.
The XBeanstalks Falcon Punch the Rootkit Integrity, then carry everyone who I just mentioned far far away from the Operator.
GNSPP 25/40
GNGADP 6/40
XBSS 10/20
+X to Whoever Claims it.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
If not, I come in and summon Obelisk the Tormentor, who attacks Secondary with Fist of Fate
HP: 40,000? If that's too high, then make it as high as reasonably possible (he IS an Egyptian God).
Fancy a game of chess?
To help you out, take this.
-SanDemonMax's CHARGE points went up by 3!-
32/40
22/40
Show's what I know.
Fist of Fate Charge: 4/10
I activate Double Summon, and Sage's Stone to call out Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl. Their staffs alight as a Dual Dark Magic Attack begins.
1/5
Fancy a game of chess?
I also begin to absorb the residual energy left behind by the Black Monolith and/or the Infinity Seal.
> K4yne: Read Chapter One.
You flip a couple of pages to get to Chapter One of the book. You start reading.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK
I will start this book off by traveling to the very beginning of Minecraftia. The First Block is a legend that falls under the premise that everything must start somewhere; every block, every world. The First Block of a world is just that: the first block of the world that is "generated". This seems very trivial until you look at Minecraft not as a game, but as a dimension.
This term, looking at Minecraft as a real world, has a name: "operating". Once you treat Minecraftia as an equal to Earth, you can learn to "operate" it. You can find out the deepest secrets its world has to offer. You can see things that would not normally be in the "game". You can see ruins, cave paintings, artifacts, ancient civilizations, new structures. One of these is the First Block.
At every world's Origin Point, (for reference, 0, 0) lies a tree. This tree is the World Tree, Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil is the foundation of the world; its branches stretch throughout the four corners of it. Yggdrasil is a pure tree, and in it lies unlimited energy that was used to shape the world. If people can see past the illusion of a game, they can brave Yggdrasil's secrets. But if their intentions are unjust, Yggdrasil will keep them out by constructing labyrinths and sentinels. However, if their intentions are pure, Yggdrasil will recognize that and show the way.
At the inside of Yggdrasil lies the First Block. The Block is the conduit of all of Yggdrasil's potential and energy. In its purest form, the Block is a gigantic multicolored cube. However, once a person interacts with the cube or resides in its chamber for long enough, the Block will change into what it senses it best for the person, if his/her intentions are just.
In this way, the Block can do almost anything in the world, and can assume any number of shapes, so long as they themselves are inclined to sacred geometry. Once this transformed cube is interacted with, it will change something in the world it resides in. This change can either be minor or very important. However, if there were recorded cases of such an event, they have been lost to the mists of time.
The chapter ends there. Now what?
I Hell's Instrument Kage Kami and heal the Cazador, or if it is dead, summon a Unagi Medic to help the Assassin.
> The_Serpent: Enter library.
> The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize.
> The_Serpent: Read chapter 3: Monolithium. Pretend not to notice chapter 2.
Oh no
>TheLordErelye: Enter Scratch's Library.
You're not sure if Doc Scratch gave you permission to go to the Library, now that you think about it. You remember that he's sided with the Godmodder, who you are NOT sided with. Plus, the Library's in the middle of a giant red ship with thousands of lasers and hundreds of thousands of troops! Just getting there would be hard... Then there's the fact that there's a Pro-Godmodder player in there... It seems too risky.
You abandon the thought.
> The_Serpent: Enter library.
You teleport up to the library. K4yne is absorbed in his book.
> The_Serpent: Hit K4yne over head with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, insincerely apologize.
DOOF.
SORRY, K4YNE. WELL. NOT REALLY. BUT I NEED THIS MORE THAN YOU. RIGHT NOW. SO. ON WITH THE BOOK. I GUESS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHUT OFF PESTERCHUM. SO THAT FUTURE ME. CAN'T CONTACT ME. JEGUS, THEY'RE ANNOYING.
> The_Serpent: Read Chapter Three.
CHAPTER THREE: MONOLITHIUM
The third legend in this book covers an object revered throughout all of Minecraftia and possibly beyond. It covers the Black Monolith, known in old texts as the "Nigrum Mysterii." The Black Monolith is a tall slab of an undetermined material that is described to float, or hover. Four lines are etched through it, and they all meet in the center, where a square is etched. Some texts describe the Monolith detaching into four parts, where the lines are carved, leaving the center floating free, where it is described to twirl. The four sides would then move inwards.
Nearly all recovered documents describe the Monolith to be sentient and one of the most intelligent things in the universe. It is said that the Monolith knows everything, or, at the very least, can show a person everything. Like the First Block spoken of in the first chapter, the Monolith will, upon activation, give a person what he or she wants most. However, the Monolith does not care what a person's morality, and it is this that gives it notoriety. The Monolith has reportedly granted the wishes of many evil people who sought it out, causing strife and bedlam.
Regardless, getting to the Monolith is in itself a difficult task. Almost all sources report the Monolith to simply not exist in Minecraftia. However, what many of them do not know is that it is a fabled Void Artifact. The Monolith was forged in the Void as a keeper of knowledge. (More information on the Void will be shown next chapter.) It stayed there in a temple known as Monolithium, which eventually grew to become the capital of the people living in the Void. However,
very recently, sources reported seeing Monolithium on a Minecraft server.
Therefore, my hypothesis is that an event occurred that caused the Monolith to travel to Minecraftia, near the local populace. This event could be brought upon by another Void Artifact, which seems likely, given that the Hexahedron's most recent fracture occurred not long before reports started coming in.
Monolithium is, in itself, a shrine to the Monolith. There are many, many dedications to the object throughout the temple that shed some light on the Monolith and how people have used it. In order to keep the Monolith out of harm's hands, many puzzles and branching paths were created as false leads and as challenges.
One of the aforementioned dedications has, in fact, been recovered by a scholar known as the Guardian. It reads as so:
"Hidden in the Temple of Black
Lies the secret to untold power
And your worst nightmare
Many have been driven mad by the consequences
Or have become kings and queens
The choice is yours"
This appears to be talking about how double-edged the Monolith can be; many believe they want one thing but instead truly want another, conflicting thing, or they ask for one thing, but the Monolith can twist their wish and give them something else. When a fierce warlord once went to the Monolith, it reportedly was one of the things that started the Great War, the driving force in dividing the Humans and the Testificates. The Monolith may have also had a hand in starting the Player Cycle. (You can find out more about the War on Chapter 7, and the Players in Chapter 11.)
If one manages to brave the temple, they will find the Monolith on top of a giant pyramid. However, it has one last line of defense: The Infinity Seal. The Infinity Seal is a shield that covers the entire Monolith, making it impervious to nearly all attack. Only the most powerful and original attacks may pass through, and even then it will take a lot to crack the Seal.
However, once it is broken, the Monolith's counsel may be earned. Afterwards, the Monolith teleports to another location throughout the universe. (Or beyond it. It is thought it goes to the Void to repair, which would explain how it continually repairs its Infinity Seal.) So, there is the Black Monolith. One of the greatest legends in history, and one whose mysteries may never truly be understood.
The chapter ends there.
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I alchemize a Void Shard AND some random sword I found in a random place. 1/2
Indeed.
16/40 x5 (Talist'd Idea'd)
1/10
2/10x13
2/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 2/6
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIIII: I gigacrit War with a 40/40. I call down an absolutely colossal bolt of lightning with Circuit Breaker worthy of Zeus' hand on top of War. War is paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (lifetime effect, 50% chance of action failure)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
+2 to Talist and +1 to Idea Modpack
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Sarajevo 13/40
Element 119 5/6
Element 120 5/6
I shoot some random entity w/ Tiberium Tacks
Vibranium AND Daedric Metal 2/??
[ 25 / 30 ]
We're just about done! Keep going!
brb, need to go to the library.
...
I hate you.
[ 9 / 40 ]
Roach lair! Yay!
I quickly enter the Library. Despite K4yne being PG, I share a fine cup of tea with him. I then read Problem Sleuth.
While I'm up there, I call down an orbital strike on FloppyDongoes.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
[color=#ff0000]Wow, your attacks are getting long.[/color]
[color=#800080]WALUIGI IS VERY FLATTERED AT THE IDEA THAT WALUIGI IS SO DELICIOUS ENOUGH THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO EAT WALUIGI. BUT AS MUCH AS WALUIGI WANTS TO BE EATEN, WALUIGI WANTS TO WHACK THINGS WITH TENNIS RACKETS MORE.[/color]
[color=#800080]WALUGI STOPS YOU FROM EATING WALUIGI. WAA.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]+3,000 HP to Bill Cipher. You can't put entities through the Loom, derp! You breathe fire at Roland II. However, since he is immune to fire, nothing happens. [/color]
[color=#ff0000][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh no no no no no. This will simply not do. Mr. Cipher, I appreciate your mostly gentleman-like demeanor and your interests in the dark art of Godmodding, but I feel I am voicing the sentiments of many others when I say that we should restrict time travel only to when it is needed. Furthermore, this action would doom your entire timeline, and would also cause a lot of strife that is not desired at this point in time.[/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#ff0000][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Therefore, I will have to cut off your access to temporal abilities. Nothing personal. [/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#ff0000]Ugh, your posts are getting long too. [/color]
[color=#00ff00]Ah, I see. That clears everything up. The XBOX 360 Army appears as entities, and although the XBOX Cloud is on the Battlefield, it is not a zone.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX AND Name Tag AND Spider Eye = Red Hourglass of Death (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX 092 AND Ender Pearl = Enderbox Gamma (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Gold Foil AND Wheat = Goldfoil Wheat (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Swift Snowball Gun AND Chaos Emerald AND Computer = The Sonic Snowballer (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX Cloud Remote Control ~~~ Loom = Cloud Command Tuxedo[/color]
[color=#00ff00]XBOX 092 > Fine = Antimatter XBOX[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX > 1/1 = Adamantium XBOX[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Elemental XBOX AND Knitting Needles = Kinect Mithrilwands (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Hammer AND Chair = Break a Leg (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Rifle AND Cactus AND Computer = CACTiShoot (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the CLOUD COMMAND TUXEDO! A white tuxedo with the XBOX emblem. Perfect for commanding an XBOX Cloud.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the ANTIMATTER XBOX! A special XBOX forged from pure antimatter. If it touches anything made of normal matter, it'll go off, so use it wisely.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the ADAMANTIUM XBOX! An XBOX forged from adamantium, one of the strongest metals known to man. Looks like you won't have to worry about it breaking any time soon.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the X-STALKER! A double-bladed XBOX-themed sword that is perfect for ambushes. One slice, and your opponent's going down.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]-1 [/color][color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color][color=#00ff00]![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Pfft, I can ha[/color][color=#ff0000]n[/color][color=#00ff00]dle more alchemizati[/color][color=#ff0000]o[/color][color=#00ff00]ns.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Your entities will do as you say.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Awkward Potion OOO Eyecarrot = Potion of Veggies (1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Thorncane AND Blob of Toxins = Ickycane (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Wheat AND Rope = Ropecrop (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Glowstone > Fine = Brightstone Block[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got a BRIGHTSTONE BLOCK! A chunk of pure Brightstone. Brightstone is a form of Redstone that glows whenever it's placed. This allows for exciting new possibilities![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Three Dropships appear.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]I'm not sure how much you charged the Virus-Brine. I don't keep track of most charges; there's way too many of them to do so efficiently.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Where is the Armory? Regardless, they build a Dispenser. -100 Metal![/color]
[color=#00ff00]It hasn't noticed the Kage Kami yet! You might not want to alert the Cazador to his presence yet; Kage Kami might not be ready. Regardless, the Cazador falls over and takes 500 damage. He gets back up and continues to do whatever it was he was doing.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pshh, you think I care about a shield?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Fine.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You call in a Chair Knight who rushes in ahead of Kage Kami! He deals 1,500 damage to the Cazador before the mutant dispatches the Knight. The Kage Kami retreats outside of the cave so the mutant does not see him and returns to his work.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]3 ATP Engineers killed![/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Why, thank you. I do try.[/background][/color][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got a POTION OF VEGETABLES! It is basically soup. Huh. Drinking it will restore your Hunger. Not very useful when my daily updates don't keep track of that.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got some ROPECROP! It's some wheat that is like rope in texture. Whether it is edible or not is unknown.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]4,000 damage![/color]
[color=#ff0000]It really doesn't. [/color][color=#00ff00]Your primary focus will be attacking him, however.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Dark Engie is Poisoned! +2,000 HP to Purple and Thresh buffed![/color]
[color=#00ff00]-1 [/color][color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color][color=#00ff00]![/color]
[color=#00ff00]+1 Cheap Shielding to Kage Kami! +500 HP. It looks like something around the cave is blocking the amount of support he can receive...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You cannot find the Kage Kami, and neither can your mutants...[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You read a book.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Daft Punk Helmet AND Disco Ball = Up All Night [/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got UP ALL NIGHT! A special version of the standard Daft Punk helmet that has the same surface of a disco ball! Perfect for partying with friends or yourself.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]FD summons Ents! The Kage Kami hides behind a tree, and they walk past. However, he hears them tell the Cazador about his presence... Together, all four wait inside the cave. This is bad.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got a POTION OF HEALING! Exactly what it says on the tin.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You can only assist the Kage Kami indirectly! This is a fight he will have to do on his own.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]There's a pretty big difference.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]ALCHEMIZING the potion will require you do AND or OR, and it will take (in this case) 3 posts. The more ingredients you alchemize the potion with, the higher amount of posts it takes. Also, you may get a result that isn't even a potion![/color]
[color=#00ff00]BREWING the potion guarantees the result is a potion and allows you to upgrade existing potions by mixing them with their own ingredients! Also, the amount of posts is nearly always only 2.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]With that in mind,[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Glistering Tear AND Potion of Honey = Potion of Healhoney (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]How is it atrocious? I wailed away at that thing for a good long while. [/color]
[color=#00ff00]You cannot directly fight the Kage Kami, only indirectly. So, your Unagi Assassin is spawned. It goes in the cave with the others, keeping watch.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got some ICKYCANE! It looks like Thorncane, sort of. But it's rotten and there's flesh and eyes all over it. It probably won't make good paper or sugar at this stage... But what would it be good for?[/color]
[color=#00ff00]+12,000 HP to Bill Cipher![/color]
[color=#ff0000]You equip Justicar with Good Dog. All her attacks now have +2,500 base power.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Notch accepts your prayer, and he heals Kage Kami by +1,000, and he smites Cazador for 2,000 damage. However, that doesn't mean as much, since he has backup.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Godmodder's hundreds of anti-hack plugins stop you![/color]
[color=#00ff00]1 MK. 1 G0L3M killed![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Infinity Bow AND Gunpowder = Infinity Flintflock (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Your help goes through interference, so the Kage Kami is only healed by +2,000 HP. The Ghosts are dispelled entirely...[/color]
[color=#00ff00]-3[/color][color=#000000] ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color][color=#00ff00]![/color]
[color=#00ff00]+1 Cheap Shielding![/color]
[color=#00ff00]+7,500 HP![/color]
[color=#00ff00]You got the INFINITY FLINTLOCK! A special gun that can shoot infinite bullets.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Uh... O[/color][color=#ff0000]k[/color][color=#00ff00]a[/color][color=#ff0000]y...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got GOLDFOIL WHEAT! A special Wheat that is made entirely of golden foil. I don't think it's edible in this form.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got BREAK A LEG! A wooden hammer made entirely of chair parts. The handle is a chair leg. However, the hammer's head can alternate between steel and wood. The steel deals more damage, but the wood can stun.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Crossbow AND Rifle = Autobow (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin AND Melon Slice = Melongourd Slice (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Glowstone AND Gold Ingot = Glaurum (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Cheap Sword AND Redstone Dust = Charged Sword (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Cheap Sword > Fine = Iron Sword [/color]
[color=#ff0000]Furnace AND Crafting Table = Smeltbench (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin OR Gold Ingot = Goldgourd (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got an IRON SWORD! High attack power, moderate usage.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Alrigh[/color][color=#00ff00]t, th[/color][color=#ff0000]ank goo[/color][color=#00ff00]dne[/color][color=#ff0000]ss [/color][color=#00ff00]that's ov[/color][color=#ff0000]e[/color][color=#00ff00]r...[/color]
[color=#00ff00]-2 [/color][color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color][color=#00ff00]! The [color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/color] is not a tangible thing! It is more of a concept that can be lowered by attacking [size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size].[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Defeating [color=#00ff00][size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][/color] was listed as a priority because his attacks are widespread and dangerous. He can kill or at least severely damage an entity in two-three turns, so he's a threat. Plus, it looks like he has something big and evil up his sleeve. Only coding-based attacks can damage [color=#00ff00][size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][/color], however.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Vibranium AND Daedric Metal = Daedranium (Level 3: 1/4)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Your attack isn't coding-based, you derp! You don't have a Splash Potion of Healing, you derp! So, you make one instead:[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Potion of Healing OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Healing (1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Not sure. It's up for you to keep track of that.[/color]
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber! (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>...
[color=#00ff00]+500 HP.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You read the book.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got HELLSPAWN! The inclusion of entropy, pure chaos, tips the angry side of your Bipolar Bow and makes it run rampant throughout this weapon! It is now a pure conduit of rage, despair, and fear... It glows the color of lava and its string is ebony black. It is an instrument of destruction.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]A[/color][color=#ff0000]re.[/color][color=#00ff00].. A[/color][color=#ff0000]re you kidding me...[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got CACTiSHOOT! A variant of the standard iShoot, a computer-based rifle that tracks its target, that is cactus-based and shoots thorns![/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a MELONGOURD SLICE! A piece of tasty Melongourd, a fruit that is a combination of a pumpkin and a melon.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got some GLAURUM! A block of golden Glowstone that, when lit, glows a golden light. I don't think you can make weapons and armor from it, however.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a CHARGED SWORD! A variant of the Cheap Sword that is electrically charged with Redstone. If it hits something that can interact with Redstone, such as TNT, the object will do so.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a SMELTBENCH! A gray object that takes up two blocks. You can access its Crafting and Smelting menus at the same time for double efficiency.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a GOLDGOURD! A golden Pumpkin.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Is it over?[/color]
[color=#ff0000]...OH GODMODDER.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Jungle Wood AND Rifle = Blowgun (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Computer OR Gunpowder = Creepertop (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Arrow AND Lava Bucket = Fire Arrow (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Carrot OR Water Bucket = Carrot Juice Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Lapis AND Iron Horse Armor = Lapis Horse Armor (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Pumpkin Seeds AND Minecart = Plow (Level 2: 1/3)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Infinity Bow OR Rifle = Infinity Rifle (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Coal > Fine = Coal Block[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Lapis Lazuli > Fine = Lapis Lazuli Block[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Dispenser > Fine = Dispenserifle[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Furnace > 1/1 = Campfire[/color]
[color=#ff0000]X-Stalker > Fine = X-Lightsaber[/color]
[color=#ff0000]X-Stalker AND Lava Bucket = X-Inferno (Level 4: 1/5)[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a COAL BLOCK! A block of coal. Can be used as fuel.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a LAPIS LAZULI BLOCK! A block of lapis lazuli.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a DISPENSERIFLE! A rifle in which things can be stored, and then shot out of. Perfect for combat.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got a CAMPFIRE! You can cook food over this thing.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]You got an X-LIGHTSABER! A variant of the X-Stalker that is a lightsaber.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]THAT... THAT'S... [/color]
[color=#ff0000]TOO MUCH! NO! I CAN'T! YOU WANT ME TO ATTACK SOMETHING IN A RAGE, HUH?! HOW ABOUT I ATTACK YOUR PRECIOUS XBOX CLOUD?! I COULD JUST POINT MY FINGERS AND A BALL THE SIZE OF THE SUN COULD OBLITERATE IT!![/color]
[color=#ff0000]DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT?!? DO! YOU! WANT! ME! TO! DO! THAT?!?![/color]
[color=#ff0000]DO... Do you... I... D[/color][color=#00ff00]o you? I... I need to lie down.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]It is NEVER too late to join. Welcome to the war, new recruit.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]If you want to summon Obelisk with that high amount of HP, you'll need to charge it for 20 posts. However, charging the entity for 10 posts will give it around 30,000, so that's good too.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You summon a Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl! Together, they form the Magician Duo. They charge up their attack. (I am assuming they are entities.)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You attempt to read a book.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]The [/color][color=#000000]Black Monolith[/color][color=#00ff00] did not leave behind any energy... At least, none that you can see.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]You read a book.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]+1,000 HP.[/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh, dear... It seems that my library has attracted unwanted attention. Hmph. It pains me to do this, TT, but it must be done. Attention, guards. There is an intruder at Section 4, Floor 13 of Quadrant IV on this ship. Your transportalizers will bring you to him in around 4.1 seconds. Apprehend him and make him walk the plank. Thank you.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00]You work on your alchemy.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Void Shard AND Iron Sword = Voided Sword (Level 1: 1/2)[/color]
[color=#00ff00]6,000 damage to Cloudflash Tower![/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Oh no, you too? Sigh. Well, the guards are off with our earlier guest, and even though we have a nigh-unlimited supply of them, I feel like taking care of you myself. A mere snap of my fingers will do.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#2f4f4f]SNOP[/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]There. And while I'm at it, I might as well place a seal on the door to my Library so no trespassers can get through. That would help.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
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End-of-Turn Battle:
[color=#00ff00]I bury Quarters under 14 tons of quarters, dealing 10,000 damage to him![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Mysterious Crystal's HP is fully healed.[/color] [color=#0000ff]If your attacks are weak, the crystal magically heals![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Project Nexus produces ten more Riot Guards and nine Grunts! Its troops deal 25,000 damage to Thresh, the Cloudflash Tower, Secondary, and Bill Cipher, killing him![/color][color=#ff0000] Hmm... That's very OP. [/color][color=#00ff00]I know. Waluigi grabs his trusty tennis racket and destroys a Metool![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Dark Engie deals 7,500 damage to Purple! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage in retaliation... It appears they're fighting a one-sided battle. Perhaps their pinkish friend will turn the tide of the fight! The Star Wars Army kills 24 Grunts![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The TPP Hivemind destroys the remaining Metools, switching to Neutral! It then uses its special attack, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ![/color]
[color=#ff0000]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#0000ff]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#a9a9a9]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#4b0082]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#006400]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#ff8c00]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#696969]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ[/color]
[color=#00ff00]No Hostiles can attack next turn![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Void Rift deals 4,000 damage to Secondary! Arachna deals 4,000 damage to the Hussiebt! The Kestrel destroys 3 Vulture TIE-Fighters! Cloudflash Tower kills 2 Riot Guards! Justicar leaves my side to kill three ATP Engineers! [/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Touhou Team teleports the Godmodder to the 53rd Dimension. This dimension is notorious for being nearly impossible to enter and survive. They have teleported there in hopes of distracting him with the challenge of entering. However, he merely switches places with them. The chaos within deals 5 damage to all three![/color]
[color=#00ff00]Quarters deals 14,000 damage to the Mini Void Rift! He then uses his special attack, One Flip. Quarters looks behind his back and reaches in his pocket! In there lie eight different quarters. On these quarters lie the fifteen numbers of the Sacred Pool Balls. Depending on what quarter Quarters flips, the corresponding member of the Felt will be summoned from some point in space and time. Quarters grabs a coin from random and flips it. The coin reveals the number [/color][color=#ffd700]9[/color][color=#00ff00]. Stitch appears from the coin! He is invincible and will help out Quarters for three turns.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Alpha Ghast summons a huge fireball and lobs it at the Cloudflash Tower, destroying it! It and Secondary then kill 8 Grunts. The Godmodder kills all Project Nexus Grunts and 13 ATP Engineers![/color]
[color=#00ff00]The Garden of Eden quickly decimates 2 Dropships... Meanwhile, the Kage Kami, now in the ten-thousands of health, decides he will attack next turn. Although he does see the Cazador now has some friends due to some blunders... He may need an army if he wants to survive.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Suddenly, something shifts in the wreckage of the Tripod! It pops out of the wreck and begins floating like an item. I guess I should pick it up. What even is this? [/color][color=#ff0000]Well, it looks like a kind of tablet with a white frame. On one side is a gray picture of a car, and on the other is a dark blue side. Does that answer your question?[/color][color=#00ff00] Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm going to keep it for now. You never know when something like this will come in handy! [/color][color=#ff0000]Probably never.[/color]
[size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR[/color][/size][color=#00ff00] is down to its last bits of [/color][color=#003333][size=large]Oh no. I'll be taking this over for now.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I remember the old days. Back in the beginning of this act, when I was first summoned. But that was ages ago. Now, things have changed. And it looks like my time on this server is drawing to an end. I knew it would happen; it was a certainty.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]So now is around the time when a boss would normally pull some cheap trick like hide in a safe house, or insta-kill the players, or heal all of his HP.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I will only be doing two of those things, and to a lesser extent than usual. But I will be doing it.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]My attack this turn will be an ultimatum.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]I have a raw, dangerous bit of code contained in me for cases like this. Consider it a contingency plan. You can thank Crusher for that.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]It looks like now is the time to unleash it. [/size][/color][color=#800000][size=large]OP'S GIFT.exe.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]Here's what it does.[/size][/color]
[color=#003333][size=large]If you don't destroy me in 3 turns, you can kiss all of your entities goodbye.[/size][/color]
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The Itinerary:
[color=#ff0000]FOR AG PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack the Felt.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack [/color][color=#b22222][size=large]THE OPERATOR.[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00]Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable. [/color]
[color=#00ff00]Defend me.[/color]
[color=#00ff00]Defend/attack Project Nexus.[/color]
[color=#a9a9a9]FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Actually work together.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Attack [/background][/color][/color][/color][color=#b22222][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)][size=large]THE OPERATOR[/size][/background][/color][color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)].[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#00ff00][color=#00ff00][color=#FFFFFF][background=rgb(3, 70, 14)]Shoot most things that move.[/background][/color][/color][/color]
[color=#0000ff]FOR PG PLAYERS:[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Attack Build.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Attack all AGs.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Alpha Ghast.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Horsemen.[/color]
[color=#ff0000]Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.[/color]
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal:[color=#696969] [???][/color] Votes to Close: [color=#FF0000]II[/color]IIIIIIII Ideas:[color=#FF0000] ???, [/color][color=#A9A9A9]???, [/color][color=#0000FF]Furfrou.[/color]
[color=#00FF00]TwinBu[/color][color=#FFFFFF]i[/color][color=#00FF00]lder:[/color][color=#808080] [???][/color] HP: 55,501/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: [color=#b22222]ZZZ[/color]ZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [color=#808080][???][/color] HP: 1/1. (x14.)
Penguin: [color=#696969][???][/color] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [color=#696969][???] [/color]HP: 75,000/75,000. [color=#afeeee]MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY: 70%[/color]
Project Nexus: [color=#4b0082][H][/color] HP: 83,000/140,000. Troops: ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x38.) Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x18.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x59.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x53.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000. [color=#660066]PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: [/color][color=#ff0000]0%[/color]
Waluigi:[color=#4b0082] [H] [/color]HP: 563,500/600,000.
Flaw:[color=#800080]WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.[/color][color=#696969]Dark Engie:[/color] [color=#660033][H?][/color] HP: 243,500/250,000. Darkness: [color=#ff0000]IIIII[/color]IIIII Overdrive: [color=#ff0000]IIIII[/color]IIIIIIIII
[color=#DAA520]Insanity: [/color][color=#A9A9A9][N][/color][color=#DAA520] [/color]HP: 245,000/250,000.
[color=#00FF00]Thresh: [/color][color=#A9A9A9][N][/color][color=#00FF00] [/color]HP: 28,000/80,000. Lantern: [color=#00FF00]READY.[/color]
[color=#800080]Purple[/color]:[color=#A9A9A9] [N] [/color]HP: 67,900/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x42.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x45.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Metools: [color=#a9a9a9][N] [/color]HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
TPP Hivemind:[color=#4b0082] [/color][color=#a9a9a9][N] [/color]HP: 31,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ:[color=#a9a9a9] [/color]III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 7,000/7,000. [color=#a9a9a9]TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 45%[/color]
Void Rift: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 39,000/90,000. Size: 0. Energy: 65. Mini: 25,000/25,000 HP.
Hank P. Wimbleton:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]HP: 12,000/95,000. Stun: [color=#808080]I[/color]III Burn: [color=#ff8c00]I[/color]I
Arachna the Spider Queen: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 63,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 2/7.
The Kestrel: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 38,000/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Justicar: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 74,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Mokou: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 7/20. [color=#dda0dd]MOKOU INTEGRITY: [/color][color=#ff0000]5%[/color]
Kaguya: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 7/20.
Tenshi:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]HP: 14/20.
Engineers: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]HP: 500/500. (x3.) Metal: 430/600. Level 1 Sentry Gun: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 100%. Upgrade: 0%. Level 1 Dispenser: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 25%.
Xbox 360 Army: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]HP: 4,000/4,000. (x20.)
Magician Duo: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] HP: 15,000/15,000. Charging attack. 1/5.
[color=#00ff00]Quarters:[/color] [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 68,000/140,000. One Flip: III
[color=#00ff00]Stitch:[/color][color=#0000ff] [PG] [/color]Leaves in three turns.
Alpha Ghast: [color=#0000ff][PG] [/color]Roland II: 13,500/20,000. Boomwalkers: 5,000/5,000. (x4.)
Hussiebot: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 16,000/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: [color=#0000cd]INFINITE[/color] Cura: [color=#dda0dd]II[/color]I
[color=#ff8c00]Secondary:[/color] [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 12,500/75,000.
Godmodder: [color=#000080][GM] [/color]HP: 45/125.
[size=large][color=#B22222]THE OPERATOR:[/color] [color=#4B0082][H] [/color][color=#003333]HP: Heh.[/color][/size]
[color=#000000]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: [/color][color=#ff8c00]35%[/color]
[color=#800000][size=large]OP'S GIFT.exe: Time until detonation: 3 turns.[/size][/color]
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Dropships: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]HP: 10,000/10,000.
Fire Gecko: [color=#ff0000][color=#696969][color=#0000ff][PG] [/color][/color][/color] HP: 5,325/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [color=#ff0000][color=#696969][color=#0000ff][PG] [/color][/color][/color] HP: 9,825/17,500. (x5.)
Deathclaw: [color=#ff0000][color=#696969][color=#0000ff][PG] [/color][/color] [/color]HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 32,500/46,000.
War: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Famine: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 75,500/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Death: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 64,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Doomsday Stables: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 95,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion:[color=#0000ff] [PG] [/color]HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic:[color=#0000ff] [PG] [/color]HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
[color=#8B4513]floppyDongoes[/color]: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: [color=#0000ff]III[/color]
Ambush Hunters:[color=#0000ff] [PG][/color] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 35,000/35,000.
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Kage Kami: [color=#FF0000][AG][/color] HP: 12,075/100,000. Cheap Shield: [color=#ff0000]I[/color][color=#ff0000]I[/color]I[color=#000000]II[/color] [color=#FF0000]KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 0%.[/color]
Cazador:[color=#ff0000] [/color][color=#696969][color=#0000ff][PG] [/color][/color] HP: 4,000/8,000.
Ents: [color=#0000ff][PG] [/color]HP: 2,000/2,000. (x6.)
Unagi Assassi: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] HP: 5,000/5,000.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [color=#008000][P][/color]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [color=#008000][P][/color] Knocked out.
The_Serpent: [color=#008000][P][/color] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Forge:
Detonation Core:[color=#ff8c00] [/color][color=#00FF00]III READY [/color] (TT2000)
Broken Halo:[color=#00FF00] [color=#b22222]III [/color]READY[/color] (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: [color=#008000]IIII[/color] [color=#00ff00]READY[/color] (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: [color=#00FF00][color=#a9a9a9]III [/color]READY[/color] (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: [color=#00ff00][color=#8650ac]III [/color]READY[/color] (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU:[color=#FFD700] [/color][color=#00FF00][color=#daa520]III [/color]READY[/color] (sigmatw)
Potion Supply:[color=#00FF00] [color=#800080]III [/color]READY[/color] (Akatia)
Ender Orb: [color=#ee82ee]IIIII[/color][color=#00FF00] READY[/color] (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: [color=#33ff99]III [/color][color=#00ff00]READY[/color] (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor:[color=#ff0000] IIIIII [/color][color=#00ff00]READY[/color] (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade:[color=#8b4513] II [/color][color=#00ff00]READY[/color] [color=#ff8c00][2K][/color] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III [color=#00ff00]READY[/color] (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: [color=#ff8c00]IIIII [/color][color=#00FF00]READY [/color](Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon:[color=#ff0000] [/color][color=#4b0082]I[/color][color=#00ff00]II[/color]I [color=#ff0000]DISABLED[/color] (fseftr)
ninjatwist321:[color=#FF0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
PitTheAngel:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [color=#FF0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
Irecreeper: [color=#FF0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
pionoplayer:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
Minor107:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Talist: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [color=#ff0000][AG] [/color]Status: Active
TT2000:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
Nimbleguy:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man:[color=#ff0000] [AG] [/color]Status: Active
Flare Flames:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Active
Xopil: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Active
ThunderCam777:[color=#FF0000] [AG][/color] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [color=#ff0000][AG][/color] Status: Idle
fseftr[color=#0000FF]: [PG] [/color]Status: Active
The_Serpent[color=#0000FF]: [PG] [/color]Status: Active
K4yne: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [color=#0000ff][PG][/color] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [color=#A9A9A9][N][/color] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [color=#a9a9a9][N][/color] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [color=#A9A9A9][N][/color] Status: Idle
(worst for liquid fuel)and particulate iron(worst for nuclear energy [most likely case as reactors are present in canon])in the fuel (in this case, into he head of whatever poor yellow troll(s) that were powering the thing). With his in mind, if Scratch pursued me in person, I give him the option of saving the library or taking the book. I will not resist. Such is he mark of a professional. If Scratch attampted to teleport the book, he is still on the ship in his office as he stated earlier, and looses his balance. In that time, my location has changed. If he reattempts, I reveal that there are thousends of previously invisible centimeter wide, perfectly spherical cesium pellets suspended in zinc foil that are scattered throughout the ship in the ventilation, sewage, and maintenance systems on the Crocercorp ship he resides in are ~21 minutes from a critical point of their half-life in which, the amount of neutrino radiation is reaching the point where the runaway reaction will occur and a massive number of micro nuclear explosions will shread everything on board. They will have to be retrieved by hand. First Guardian powers do not include time travel.Such wall-of-textness is nessisary when Doc is involved.
23/40 x4 (did not account for Talist and Idea's boosts)
8/10
9/10x13
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 5/6 (+2 uncounted posts. Had no internet connection untill 7pm)
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIII: I gigacrit War with a 40/40. I call down an absolutely colossal bolt of lightning with Circuit Breaker worthy of Zeus' hand atop of War. War is paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (lifetime effect, 50% chance of action failure. If War dies, the effect splashes Famine.)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+1 unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Amperz
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Its risky, but I must...
I MUST
I MUST
A L C H E M I Z E!!!!
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
LETS DO THIS!
CHARGED SWORD > FINE
X-STALKER && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?)
X-LIGHTSABER && CACTiSHOOT (1/?)
X-LIGHTSABER > FINE
CACTiSHOOT > FINE
CHARGED SWORD && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?)
I PUT ON THE CLOUD COMMAND HOODIE.
NOW MORE ALCheMIZAtion- No.
No more.
Until he takes over again.
I'm sorry twin, it is out of my hands now. I hope you can spare the Microsoft Cloud.
Blowgun (2/2)
Creepertop (2/2)
Fire Arrow (2/2)
Carrot || Water Bucket (2/2)
Lapis Horse Armor (2/3)
Plow (2/3)
Infinity Rifle (2/2)
X-Inferno (2/5)
Autobow (3/3)
Red Hourglass of Death (3/5)
Enderbox Gamma (3/4)
The Sonic Snowballer (4/4)
Kinect MithrilWands (4/5)
GNSPP 26/40
GNGADP 7/40
XBSS 11/20
I slice the Operator with the X-Lightsaber.
I shoot secondary with The CACTiSHOOT.
The XBOX360 ARMY attacks The Operator.
I build a small Glaurum throne for TwinBuilder, inside the Microsoft Cloud, as a way to say sorry for HIS
actions. The XBeanstalks carry me and the XBOX360 ARMY to the MIcrosoft Cloud, but only after flicking the operator. Then it turns into a staircase directed towards TwinBuilder, to let him visit his cool throne.
+X TO ANY AG.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
1,0002,000 damage my beast companions deal.Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
The Wither Wolf: 18/40 (+2 from Aegis)
Might as well start this, Soul of Rebirth: 4/40 (+3 from Idea) (it is a beast of corse)
We're allowed to use any material for crafting, so fine gold wool || feather 1/??
And also, (red dye && orange dye && yellow dye && green dye && blue dye && indigo dye && violet dye) 1/?? Should be clear what I'm trying to make with that. ROY G BIV
Because Aegis just hit War with that massive attack, I use lil' cal to curse famine.
GO GO GO! Everyone beat the living hell out of famine!
I fire the silicon steam punker directly into famine's face.
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Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating entire stock: done
+3 up for trade with any AGto Idea, right above me. Sheesh, why does "everyone" have split personalities?There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.