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Quote from Talist

I object to the idea of there being a library with full knowledge of the world because I think Minecraft is a game about coming up with your own stories..... But it is impressive how you (Twin) have all this backstory pre planned.

I believe that this isn't Minecraft's backstory; it's Destroy the Godmodder's backstory. The world of DTG is, IMO, much different from Minecraft's. It's more intricate. More ancient.

And it's not a game.

11/40 x2
1/4 heal

I red barrel project nexus.

Infinity Flintlock AND TNT 1/?

I brew some coffee.

Ooh, I want some.
Fine. Actually, I think I'll alchemize it so I can actually give it to you.

Coffee Beans AND Hot Water 1/?

I offer some soon to be coffee to doc scratch as I ask him to let me in the library.

I jam all unfriendly communications by PG's

We should help Project Nexus TT, if they join our side, we receive a powerful ally...

24/40 x4 (did not account for Talist and Idea's boosts)
9/10
1/10x14
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Übercharger 6/6

Iiiii Azura's Black Star

I kill two mutants with Circiut Breaker and splash a handful others with electrical burns.

+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+2 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +2) +2 to Amperz

5/10

2/5

I activate Magic Cylinder to stop one random PG attack and possibly redirect the attack back at whoever launched it.

The Melongourd Seeds are still growing 4/10
I braid the Ropecrop to create Ropecroprope. 1/2
Cocoa Bean && Brightstone Block 1/X
Seeds && Gunpowder1/2
String && Sugarcane 1/2

( WARNING )

[ 26 / 30 ]
Good, you were denied. KEEP WORKING.
qq

[ 11 / 40 ]
ohmygodroachesodamncuteomg

I put out three "IreBrand +1 Sandwiches!"
People can claim them and eat them for +1 to their charge, as long as they +1 me.

I pull out my giant SLAP-CHOP slicer and cut some Ents to pieces.

The Kestrel will bombard War with its Artemis Missile.


[Kestrel Log]
HE IS COMING.
BEWARE TRAVELER.
GO TO PAGE HE4Q
IT'S CODED FOR YOUR SAFETY
ON THE FORGE, OF COURSE.
HE CANNOT DECODE THIS.
[End Log]

"JUST DIE ALREADY!"
"Must be his time of the month."
"THAT JOKE DOESN'T APPLY TO THE MASCULINE GENDER, YOU DIPSH-"
Enough.
CYBER BLADE!
(+1000 attack damage, 30% lifesteal, double strike, for 2 turns)
"THAT PATHETIC ***** WON'T SAVE YOU!"
"Cool move."
Look up your ultimate.
"...It just gave me a bunch of results on how to suppress mental disorders."
Fail.
Try again.
Add "-cure" this time around.
"...Heh..."
"I'LL be over In about 6 more turns or so. HopefuLLy 6 turns, and not 7, or I'LL take too much damage from Overdrive."

Cheese: 30/30
Super Secret Upgrade: 20/20
T2 Engineering: 20/20

Aegis of Immorality (40) + Cheese (30) + Super Secret Upgrade (20) + T2 Engineering (20) = 110 Post Charge.
I use the 110 charges to Summon Roshan.

Roshan [PG Boss]
375,000 HP(Hey, I charged the guy for 110 charges!)
Special Abilities:
Aegis of Immortality = Thick Armor: Increased magic resistance.
Cheese = Dairy Aura: Regenerates health every turn, albeit by small amounts.
Super Secret Upgrade + Tier Two Engineering = Roshling Rush: Summons Roshlings every five charges. (Basically I have to charge the Roshling Rush myself) It gains strength for every time it is casted.
Ex:
First time casted = 5 Generic Roshlings
Second time casted = 5 slightly stronger Roshlings.
Et cetera.

He spawns in the Apocalypse Zone. Huehuehue.

It appears floppyDongoes is offline. Odd.

I finish my Void sword thing. I then stab Secondary in glee.

Post: 1/3

I'm sorry for the inconvenience, Twin, but the Mysterious Crystal is supposed to fully regenerate every two turns.

Cosmic Slime: 30/40
Jungle Ritual: 10/40
Swordman's Training: 15/15 Complete!
Splash Potion of Healing: 2/2 Complete!

As an Alpha Swordsman, I hold up my sword, and receive the message.

"100000 damage must be dealt at the hand of an Alpha Warrior before he or she receives his or her new rank."

Damage: 0/100000

This is based on Opel's Wizard Spells.

Current Rank: Alpha ( A )
Next Rank: Beta ( B )

Attacks and such on the wiki.

I can squeeze one post in until this evening.

Obelisk: 6/10

Magicians: 3/5

Roshling Rush I: 1/5
+3 to fseftr.

Roshan looks for Kage Kami.

I drive out Kage Kami from his hiding spot by making him activate a rigged spot in the cave that causes his shield to be flooded with Anti-Magic Gas.

*Looks at map*
*spots apocalypse zone*

"Looks like I found a cluster of toys..."

SolarActive rezzes a pillar from the sky and onto the apocalypse zone, crushing a entity.


Blackhole Bomb: 14/40

[ /// ]

The average HP for a 10-charge entity is 20,000.
A 110-charge entity would have around 220,000 HP.
whatisthisidonteven

[ 27 / 30 ]
About time.
Hey! Someone boost me so I can finish it soon!

[ 12 / 40 ]
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

I slowly beat War to death with a spoon.
SLOWLY. PAINFULLY. UNENDING.

14/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2

> K4yne: Come back to senses and dopeslap The_Serpent.
> K4yne: Still let him read until he is bored. In the meantime, read Pesterchum 101.

"Hurra!"

Oh shut up Hogan!

"Okeley dokeley Nachbar!"

Robo-Me supplies DaVinci with +3 charge and tea as a healing supplement for Secondary.

Hey Twin...you might seriously need to put a hard cap on alchemizing...because this is getting RIDICULOUS!

I make a daring escape from the library, involving a high speed car chase that knocks over lots of shelves, everything catching on fire, all the treats getting stolen and put in a giant sack(along with half the books), plenty of explosions, and exactly one exploding glass window, coupled with a parachute and 80% of the guards being killed or incapacitated. And the noob army is in shambles.

Then I finish my alchemy. Maybe I will do brewing. But would alchemizing result in more powerful potions or different types of potions?

"REMEBER ME?! IM BAACK! " i yell as I go on a rampage, makeing up for all the time I lost traning....

( instert traning montage here)

12/40 x2
3/4 heal

Infinity Flintlock AND TNT 2/?
Coffee Beans AND Hot Water 2/?

I throw some hot water at project nexus

I alchemize Mithril with Adamantium. 1/2

The Melongourd Seeds are still growing 5/10
I braid the Ropecrop to create Ropecroprope. 2/2 Done!
Cocoa Bean && Brightstone Block 2/X
Seeds && Gunpowder 2/2 Done!
String && Sugarcane 2/2 Done!