{10 Gigatons is what is known in the business as a "METRIC F**K-TONNE OF ANNIHILATION", eg, the bomb used at Hiroshima was in the realm of a few dozen kilotons, and the biggest nuclear device ever detonated was somewhere in the area of tens of megatons}
Correction - The Tsar Bomba had a yield of 52-4 mt (dirty version had an estimated yield of 10mt. never built), and my rifle can fire a 4,030-ton ferric-tungsten round at 209854721 meters per second, impacting with a massive amount of kinetic energy, equal to approximately 6192 gigatons of TNT. Aka, 80 posts.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Level 2, TP: 28/40 -- Focus: ===== 20/50
The Wither Wolf: 6/40 huh, due to current conditions, this wolf's gimmick might allow it to clear out the Apocalypse Zone single handed... It isn't over powered (at least to me) it just 'takes a new look' on what it means to be an entity.
PhaseShot.shoot(Operator);
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: thorn potion? OOO gunpowder 1/2
mplacable 11/40 Sarajevo 11/40 Adamithrilium/Radioactive-tungsten-carbide/Dalekanium 3/?? Bedrock/Dwarf-Fortress Slade 3/?? I shoot a random Pg or Ag Entity w/ the Tiberium Tacks
I pull out a super-hot/corrosive laser laucher which shoots a blast cabable of demolishing obsidian, as well as using my nuke-shooter extension. I then proceed to no-scope the godmodder with an insta-kill sniper rifle.
What is a laser laucher? The Godmodder catches your bullet.
+1 to aegis, ninja, and rouge.
well, 2/6 for Moh's Malevolence. I've got, a really, really cool hammer. Like, completely unbelievably cool.
16/40 x6
4/15 x15
I take the sassasmasher and hit quarters so hard it does the spatial equivalent of Cans' punch. As in: I punch him into the next zone. Quarters is now in the Apocalypse garden. I then repeat this on various other PG entities until I run out of swings. Okay, that was a cool idea, but now it's time to do something more useful. I've messaged the leader of Project Nexus, since he seems to have attracted the attention of Split and his work seems to have become a very big target for the PGs, he has requested terms with the game master about seeking sanctions from the AGs. No, I have no hand in his medium awareness, I believe that he may or may not have begun out with that. The terms are: keeping the power level. He cites the fact that the PGs have their own zone to themselves and that the PGs are currently steamrollering the AGs. I don't believe him, but I do believe that allowing him to send an order to his allies to cease attacking the entities of players who assist his endeavors would be in order. In short, if this is allowed, Project Nexus' mooks change their attack pattern so that they no longer target the entities of players that are assisting Project Nexus. Also, they are focusing on protecting the main structure and will block all attacks aimed at it.
I also seem to have some spare 40 post charges on hand, so I use 2 of them. The the first is to increase the max health of Project Nexus as much as possible. The second is a permanent research/unit production boost. Not the huge one time burst of aegis's earlier boost, but an on-going boost that will continue to strengthen Project Nexus' troop output until it is finally destroyed. Also, once Project Nexus has manufactured all types of soldiers it can at least once, I will post new soldier types for it to come out with as its research continues.
1337 agent: hp: 1000/1000.
ATP engineer: hp: 2500/2500.
ATP soldat: hp: 5000/5000.
riot guard: hp: 1500/1500. Have a chance to stun the target of their attack.
G03LM Mk1: hp: 5,000/5,000
G03LM Mk2: hp: 10,000/10,000
Mag Agent Type 1: hp: 20,000/20,000
Mag Agent Type 2: hp: 15,000/15,000. increased attack power
experimental: hp: 40,000/40,000. increased attack and defense.
You only manage to do it to Quarters (6,000 damage) before the Godmodder takes notice, steals your hammer, and punches you instead. You are now in the Apocalpyse Zone.
Your first 40-post charge restores Project Nexus's current and max HP by +40,000. Your second 40-post charge increases the research/unit production considerably.
Huh...you missed. Nice try. We all saw that coming by the way...so I took the liberty of making use of electromagnetic tunnels to redirect it into Quarters face.
I +3 aegis
3/6 for moh's malevolence.
18/40 x4
5/15 x15
I throw one of my nifty extended splash potions of rejuvenation onto the Project Nexus mooks, Project Nexus' armies are now rejuvenated for 4 rounds.
As my action (rather than just potion chucking) I take the microsoft mashup, and manually Quarters.
[ 17 / 30 ] ... That's not the proper summoning circle. It summons CHAIRS! ...
[ 4 / 40 ] CHARGE-SWITCH DESU *reads TvTropes* " Zerg Rush. Has happened a few times, more notably the hellkite dragons. It took a whopping nineteen tries, but they finally hurt the godmodder." ... I should do an actual Zerg Rush.
I decide to KICK ROLAND THE SECOND IN THE FACE. The Kestrel targets Hussiebot with the Artemis Missile! I use leftover scrap from the destroyed Federation Army to heal the Void Rift.
3,000 damage to Roland II! +4,000 HP to the Void Rift. Your entities will do as you say.
I use FISSURE on the Anime People on the battlefield. (I was too lazy to type their names)
Reminiscing: Remember when the End of Turn Battle was typed in black ink? Yeah. Those were the days.
1 damage to all three!
Your reminisince is disconcerting to me... It makes it seem like all you pay attention to is the fight between entities when the war is much more than that. It seems like everyone's been forwarding their own goals rather than focusing on the common one. In fact, I dare say that the PG players are the most co-ordinated at this point... Hmm.
Alchemy 3/4
The XBOX360 Army attacks Hussiebot.
The XBEANSTALKS turn into a lego piece and lodge them self under Quarter's feet, doing massive damage, inflicting slowness (due to hurt foot), and tripping him. Then the XBEANSTALKS return to the Microsoft Cloud.
Oh come on, stepping on a LEGO isn't that bad. 5,000 damage.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 4/10
I eat a pokemon from the TPP Hivemind. It tastes delicious.
I +3 Xopil.
I heal Bill Cipher.
9/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch.
3/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (16/20)
Everything around the infuser starts floating.
INVENTORY:
RasPi case,
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
+3,000 HP. You eat a Tepig. You heartless monster.
IIIIi Azura's Black Star - I: I lob many, many Tick Tock grenades into the AZ using Carnage In A Cylinder set to 6000 RPM, and kill mutants.
+3 to the first person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
Awarded to Ninja
You got TICK TOCK! A massive black orb that appears to be producing vast quantities of heat. There is a hole carved in the side that reveals a blue-hot triangle shimmering in the center, which is filled with hundreds of miniature versions of the alchemy! It appears you could use the triangle to fire many bombs in quick succession.
Level 2, TP: 22/40 (2 from Justicar's dmg) -- Focus: ===== 20/50
Good dog: done
virtual bow 3/5
I might as well start work on my next beast.
The Wither Wolf: 1/40 (finally a wolf, but this still isn't the one I was originally planning on. I'll. save that idea as desperation thing.)
Another double bolt attack, this time on Secondary.
I fire the silicon steam punker at Secondary's face.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: awkward potion OOO thorn 1/2
+3 up for trade with any AG + 3 trade with Aegis
Alright, saw that it is already taken, so +3 up for trade
6,000 damage to Secondary!
Awkward Potion OOO Thorn = Potion of Bleeding (1/2)
You got GOOD DOG! The sharpest set of claws a dog can own. Strap over paws and watch as he turns into a killing machine. Not literally, of course. The claws themselves glow a malevolent orange.
40/40 (Talist'd)
15/40
1/10x13
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11 - New rule - While an entity is invisible, if attacked by a player (untargetable by entities), friendly fire will occur and the attack will miss and hit an allied entity on heir side as punishment for lack of situational awareness.
5x 40/40's in storage
First aid kit AND DEATH RAILGUN 1/6? (probably heals an entity for 7500)
IIIii Azura's Black Star
I drop-pan a mutant into the ground.
10/10 - I facilitate the spawning of 2 Experimental units from Project Nexus.
+3 to the first person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
Awarded to Talist
Noted.
First Aid Kit AND Handheld Death Railgun = Ze Übercharger (Level 5: 1/6)
You kill another Cazador. Only one Experimental unit spawns.
I decide that now is the time (Herr Doktor!) to complete my secondary weapon with the obligatory addition of ENTROPY.
The Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = ??? (1/5)
+3 to DemonicDaVinci
I go to WALUIGI and demand an AUTOGRAPH on my WALUIGI'S GREATEST WAA CD. WAA
"Did you ever worry you might be going mad?" "Well not worry. I mean, i'm not up at night about it." "Ja! Zeigs ihm!"
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (Level 5: 1/6)
WAA. WALUIGI WILL GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH NOW. IT IS NOT HARD FOR WALUIGI TO UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WOULD WANT WALUIGI TO SIGN A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER. IN WALUIGI'S MIND, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.
I work on my potion, and recognize the apocalypse zone as having turned against us. I don't really have anything I need to pull back, though... Twin, when you phrase it like that, the sidequest seems to be a pointless "fight to just fight" thing. Then again, looking at this game as a whole...never mind. Forget I said anything.
Well, not every new zone is a sidequest. The Garden was introduced as a new zone to heal AGs and influence the battlefield, not with a goal that players had to reach. Although when I look at this war... You are right. Why are we even fighting? Did you just ask that question? We fight because it's fun. What more motive would you need? You'd need SOME motive, otherwise this would be mindless killing! It doesn't seem like much to the players, but people have DIED. Thousands of innocent people caught in a war they don't understand...
...Do you even understand? Some days, I'm not sure.
Damn i got to make the first ruleset soon for this thing. I don't want to watch as that ridiculous thing blows up an instant it stands perfected. I'm just trying to help SCIENCE! Anyway, Doc Scratch, may you lend me a book or two? There should be a lot interesting science where you come from and i am inclined to read something about it.
Back to my tea. Ah yes, Irecreeper tries to cool down my tea wave. Too bad i just sort this out by adding proportionally MORE hot tea to the mix as to keep spirits up. I think Lapsan Souchong or however it is written will serve perfectly for my next endeavor.
I cast Cura on Secondary.
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You cast Cura on Secondary. His HP will be healed by +2,000 for two turns.
You reheat the tea, dealing 3,000 damage to Bill Cipher and giving him two more turns worth of Burn!
Ah... You want some science books, hmm? Well, I have a stunning set of literature up in my office on Crockercorp Ship #1025. Here, you walk up these stairs and... Oh, you wonder why I don't have a doorbell? I thought I established that. Or did I not? Never mind.
Here we are. My library. You should find many interesting books here. Why don't you read some? I'll leave you to your studies.
Didn't Twin say only cyberworld attacks can harm the Operator? I make some slight modifications to one of my Herobrine Mk.0.2 Sourcecode modules in order to make it more effective for cyber-assault, then unleash it on the cyberworld with intent of damaging the operator
Virus-Brine 1/4
+1 to Piono and claim his help with Virus-Brine ALL THREE OF IT.
Warning: Impending situational Exposition incoming! Might as well put it in a spoiler.
There is more to it. Now look at it this way: I joined the server against my will, true. And i would like to create even more science for a good cause, but you are ALL doomed to failure. What do you think happens when the Big G hits zero? Or you unravel the mysteries of the monolith and get rid of him for good when that thing comes back?
For the first situation, it's perfectly simple: Big G dies. Big G respawns. Big G is the admin. Big G will not only continue, no, he will make everyone submit to him in a ridiculously short timespan. He is TOYING with all you guys! That giant monument is unavailable now, and the Godmodder is running good with his over 40 HP. And then there is the good Doc. What do you think HE is going to do? Do nothing when the last Felt hits the ground? I beg to differ. It will all just get worse.
And on that other hand, we have the supposed secret to defeating him behind the monolith. If it isn't an elaborate ruse, then there is STILL the good Doc Scratch here after you got rid of Ricardo! If i am not mistaken, as long as TwinBuilder dies, everything will go according to the timeline. In retrospect, even with all things going on in the background, i think it is a pretty safe bet to say that someone will take over the role of the Godmodder.
It's an unwinnable situation! I only do what i think is logical! No matter HOW i look at the situation, everything ends the same way: Something will blow up the entire mess that is existence based on what the Big Cheese did after he is defeated, or he triumphs and places his regime on all of us! It's the G-Cycle. everything will go down.
I might have not understand some things, but this is kinda how everything will end. Give me hope for a happy ending and i will lend you my hand in battle. Besides, if i don't stay, Hogan will just take over and make me stay. Being a technically enhaced bilogical vessel for a creature i don't even know the species of is kinda frustrating. Might as well make the best of it.
"Und du kanst nichts daran ändern! HaH!"
And you can't change anything about it! HaH!
Ah yes. What will I do upon Cans's death? If only there was a way I could help in the Invasion and fight for the lives of the Felt... If only.
+1 to aegis, Amp and xopil
4/6 for moh's malevolence
20/40 x4
7/15 x15
I take the sassasmasher and load it into carnage in a cylinder (with aegis's permission of course)
I the take the Microsoft Mashup and shoot another quarter through Quarter's pocket
I don't think the Sassasmasher could fit in there, either. 7,500 damage!
Level 2, TP: 27/40 -- Focus: ===== 20/50
Good dog --> fine if it can go that far
virtual bow done!
The Wither Wolf: 5/40 (from Aegis)
Time for some more iPad coding...
import java.util.Random;
public class virtBow extends projWeap
{
public virtBow()
{
super("virtual"); // sends weapon material to super class
}
public void shoot(entity target)
{
Random rand = new Random();
int x = rand.nextInt(6); // min value is 0, max is 5
x *= 1000;
target.dealDamage(x, "coding"); // 2nd argument is damage type
}
}
virtBow PhaseShot = new virtBow();
PhaseShot.shoot(Operator);
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: awkward potion OOO thorn: done
+3 up for trade with any AG
Good Dog > Fine = ???
Whatever it is, you're unable to alchemize it.
Was the coding supposed to be an attack? If so, I didn't see you do it.
You got the POTION OF BLEEDING! When drank, it inflicts the Bleeding status effect on the user, severely damaging them! The Potion is unsurprisingly blood-red.
[ 19 / 30 ]
What do you mean you almost died today?
Long story...
[ 6 / 40 ]
Spawning Pool, up!
I use the rather insane fact that I was in a car-crash today in an attempt to shock [and hurt] the Godmodder!
[ TRUE STORY: I was getting some service hours for my school (go and help people to pass your grade), and when I was heading back to school, some idiot crashed into the car I was in. Thankfully, nobody was hurt. Although my little brother is in a sort of "panic shock", which is rather bad... ]
Whoa... That's terrible! Meh. Whatever. ...You're a gorilla, you know that?
The XBOX360 Army attacks the Easter Fox
The XBEANSTALKS turn into a mountain and squish Secondary.
I slice Hussiebot then command the XBEANSTALKS to carry me to safety.
Alright, I'm a bit confused.
1. What alchemy are you referring to? The Elemental XBOX? XStalker?
2. Are the XBOX Army and XBEANSTALKS entities?
3. Is the XBOX Cloud supposed to be its own zone?
I alchemize:
Potato && Carrot 1/2
Rotton Flesh && Spider Eye 1/2
Sugar Cane && Cactus 1/2
Melon Seeds && Pumpkin Seeds 1/2
The Absolute Zero / Divider
Potato AND Carrot = Eye Carrot (Level 1: 1/2)
Rotten Flesh AND Spider Eye = Blob of Toxins (Level 1: 1/2)
Sugarcane AND Cactus = Thorncane (Level 1: 1/2)
Melon Seeds AND Pumpkin Seeds = Melongourd Seeds (Level 1: 1/2)
The Absolute Zero / Divider = Rifle & Knife & Torch & Aqua Regia & Snowball
In other words, the materials used to create The Absolute Zero. This same result occured when you stuck this in SCP-914 through Coarse, if you remember.
I use a Light variant of the Hurt spell to attempt to decrease Dark Engie's darkness(lol rendundancy), whether he wants it or not.
While I'm at it, I immediatly cast Slowness on Quarters, Heal Kage Kami, and TwinBuilder. And then I attack the Operator with my Code Blaster 5000, while wondering what's it's 'last resort'. It goes without saying that it's something bad.
And then I turn to the Godmodder.
I summon a wild tiny feather that flies right into his nose. He sneezes, and the sneeze hits a small ocelot which was wandering about. It runs away into an abandoned mineshaft, bumping a minecart and sending it going deeper, and eventually crossing a Nether Portal.
It leaps through a cliff, crashing into a Ghast. The Ghast panics and spits fireballs everywhere, one of them hitting a big tribe of Wither Skeletons. Confusing the Ghast's fireball with a cannonball from a nearby Nether Portal, the Wither Skeleton army marches into the portal and invades the city that houses the other end of the portal.
A few of the elite of the city escapes in a blimp, but a fairly stupid engineer accidentally mixed Nitrogen with the Helium gas for the blimp. The blimp proceeds to fall down and crash.... right on top of the Godmodder.
Spells Casted: 28/200
Dark Engie roars and punches you, sending you straight through a tree and on your back. You cast Slowness on Quarters, and heal me and the Kage Kami for +2,000 HP!
-2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder is caught totally unawares by that Rube Goldbergesque scenario, as most of the events occurred while he wasn't looking! 1 damage!
I casually decide to nuclear carpet-bomb everything PG {inc. the Felt, every PG entity of every kind, and the Godmodder}
I then do it again, this time with rainbow-bombs
[A very, very strange type of exotic matter, Rainbow Matter is refined from the blood of deranged leprechauns, and warps the laws of physics to an extreme {and horrifically destructive} degree when dispersed with an 10-Gigaton antimatter blast}
{there are also rainbows. A LOT OF GODDAMN RAINBOWS}
{10 Gigatons is what is known in the business as a "METRIC F**K-TONNE OF ANNIHILATION", eg, the bomb used at Hiroshima was in the realm of a few dozen kilotons, and the biggest nuclear device ever detonated was somewhere in the area of tens of megatons}
Nukes are not very original. 1,500 damage to every entity. However, the Rainbow Bombs add an additional 2,500 damage.
I alchemize:
Potato && Carrot 2/2
Rotton Flesh && Spider Eye 2/2
Sugar Cane && Cactus 2/2
Melon Seeds && Pumpkin Seeds 2/2
The Absolute Zero x Duplicator 1/1
...an EYE CARROT! A bizzare carrot that looks like a potato! However, it still has the green leaves of a carrot on top.
...a BLOB OF TOXINS! An unhealthy infected blob of stuff. Eyes and flesh can clearly be seen in the moving mass. Wait. ...Moving?
...some THORNCANE! A long plant that has thorns all over it. If those were removed, the plant could press neatly into paper, or be used as an ingredient in sugar.
...some MELONGOURD SEEDS! Brown seeds that will grow... something.
Why do you keep duplicating the Absolute Zero?! (1/1)
Engineering: 40/40, maximum charge.
Aegis of Immortality: 40/40, maximum charge.
Cheese: 13/???
My Engineering course is complete! I use my degree to build a Doomsday Stable in the Apocalypse Zone.
Doomsday Stable
95,000 HP
Heals fseftr's Horsemen.
Tier 2 Engineering: 1/???
Fine. I use STARSTORM on the Kage Kami to destroy its Armor.
The Doomsday Stable appears! It restores +2,500 HP to the Horsemen each turn, so, in addition to their natural regen, they heal +5,000 HP each turn! Wow.
Level 2, TP: 28/40 -- Focus: ===== 20/50
The Wither Wolf: 6/40 huh, due to current conditions, this wolf's gimmick might allow it to clear out the Apocalypse Zone single handed... It isn't over powered (at least to me) it just 'takes a new look' on what it means to be an entity.
PhaseShot.shoot(Operator);
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: thorn potion? OOO gunpowder 1/2
+3 up for trade with any AG
Oh, it is an attack. -3 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY with both of your attacks combined!
Potion of Bleeding OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Bleeding (1/2)
mplacable 11/40
Sarajevo 11/40
Adamithrilium/Radioactive-tungsten-carbide/Dalekanium 3/??
Bedrock/Dwarf-Fortress Slade 3/??
I shoot a random Pg or Ag Entity w/ the Tiberium Tacks
6,000 damage to Justicar!
________________________________________________________________________________________
End-of-Turn Battle:
Just because I feel like it, I kill 20 Grunts. You know, I don't mind that. Project Nexus's forces have been increasing at a rapid pace... And they're going to CONTINUE to increase. Although... There is something else I can do. I'll research what Magikarp's flaw is! ...
...
... Did you find it yet? Ssh.
...
Found it! Finally. Magikarp's flaw is that it is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS. I scream these words to Magikarp, and upon hearing them, Magikarp's SICK BURN meter is fully raised. It is now completely defenseless. I then kick it into space. ...Wow. There it goes. I bet it'll become a Gyarados up there. Quiet.
Mysterious Crystal is Mysterious. Help me…
Project Nexus's troops kill the Easter Fox! Project Nexus then creates ten Riot Guards! Waluigi, tennis racket in hand, gets a critical hit, killing 2 Metools! The TPP Hivemind deals 18,000 damage to Bill Cipher! They then switch to AG.
Dark Engie deals 7,500 damage to Purple! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie in retaliation. 5l1n65h07's Fighters deal 12,000 damage to the Kestrel! The remaining Metools deal 3,000 damage to Waluigi.
The Void Rift and Bill Cipher deal 8,000 damage to Quarters! Arachna deals 5,000 damage to the Hussiebot! The Kestrel kills a Boomwalker! Justicar guards me, looking for anyone who would attack me. The Touhou Squad readies a comically oversized bomb to throw at the Godmodder! He prepares to counter accordingly, but they then switch to thousands of railguns, which rain bullet hell on the Godmodder! When the dust clears, the Godmodder is destroyed! WHAT?!!? Could it be?
...
Oh wait. It was just a decoy. *ollies outie*
The three main PGs deal 17,000 damage to Bill Cipher! The Godmodder deals an additional 20,000 damage to him and 20,000 damage to Purple!
Every entity in the Garden of Eden patrols the territory in order to find the Kage Kami! A lone Fire Gecko wanders near the Kage Kami's hiding spot. It is quickly killed by Kage Kami, who then runs off to a nearby cave. Upon arrival, he feels his shield drop... He lacks the amount of energy required to maintain it. Then, he sees a Cazador who is facing opposite him! They both have equal amounts of HP... And the Cazador is guarding an HP Vial! If the Kage Kami wins the fight, he could escape the zone... But if he is killed, the Apocalypse Zone will be fully secured.
THE OPERATOR lowers MOKOU INTEGRITY and MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY by 30%!
K4yne is now inside a Crockercorp Ship in which Scratch's Library rests. Hundreds of tomes are in this library... And he's got a lot of time to read them! There are six books resting on a green table opposite him. They all appear to have some relevance to the situation at hand.
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Attack THE OPERATOR. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
________________________________________________________________________________________
Quarters: [PG] HP: 68,000/140,000. One Flip: III Slowed: II
Alpha Ghast: [PG] Roland II: 6,000/20,000. Boomwalkers: 5,000/5,000. (x4.)
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 20,000/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: INFINITE Cura: III
Secondary: [PG] HP: 41,500/75,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: There's important info in that Library. ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 16%
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Apocalypse Zone:
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 5,325/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 9,825/17,500. (x5.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 32,500/46,000.
War: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Famine: [PG] HP: 75,500/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Death: [PG] HP: 64,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 95,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic: [PG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie ________________________________________________________________________________________
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
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Correction - The Tsar Bomba had a yield of 52-4 mt (dirty version had an estimated yield of 10mt. never built), and my rifle can fire a 4,030-ton ferric-tungsten round at 209854721 meters per second, impacting with a massive amount of kinetic energy, equal to approximately 6192 gigatons of TNT. Aka, 80 posts.
like I said, tens of megatons. as to your rifle, HOLY CRAP MAN, WHERE DID YOU GET A PLANET CRACKER?!
seriously though, that would put a BIG hole in a planet, like a REALLY DAMN BIG HOLE.
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POST III; Raspberry Pi: 5/10 I eat Waluigi, and Waluigi helps me eat him because everything makes sense in Waluigi's mind. I also tell Waluigi that he is not perfect and is in fact as unperfected as unperfectivity itself. It also makes sense to Waluigi. I put another cow in the loom, making some top hats. I use the top hats to heal Bill Cipher's formal wear. Also, by eating TEPIG I gained the ability to BREATH FIRE every 5 turns! I use BREATH FIRE on a random PG!
Now for a big attack... I travel forward in time to when the Monolith reveals it's secret, and listen to it!
But... Twin would not allow... IT IS NOT GOING TO BE TOLD TO ANY PLAYERS, AND WOULD ONLY BE REVEALED TO PLAYERS WHEN THE MONOLITH REVEALS IT. THEREFORE, TWIN THIS IS NOT OP. ALSO (⅓)
Bill you know that takes up a lot of space, right?
I. Dont. Care.
I +3 Xopil. I heal Bill Cipher. 13/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch. +3 from Xopil. 6/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +2 from Xopil.
+3 and +2 proof:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (17/20) The items cause the void to creep behind very creeper and eat them. The effects of the Infuser causes every creeper to disappear instantly! Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 1/4. Everything around the infuser starts floating. INVENTORY: RasPi case, Beef Cloak (WORN). Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII
/null I can answer those questions.(Before I even start, sorry for causing all this confusion. )The alchemy is the Xbox 092 && Glowstone && Mithril,The Xbox360 Army is an entity, and if you want it to be, the XBEANSTALKS can be entities. If you so choose, but I've been using them as (originally) climbing things, and now mostly weapons. But I see how it can be OP if they aren't entities, so it's your choice.The XBOX Cloud isn't as much as a zone as it is a base.The XBEANSTALKS do have code and electronics due to them being part XBOX, so they are pretty much electronic beanstalks that are rooted into the Microsoft Cloud, as shown in the (terrible) graphic. (Not shown: The XBOX360 Army or my sword.)I hope this has cleared things up.
/unnull
Now that things are cleared up, its time to get crackin.
Its ALCHEMY TIME!!!
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (1/?)
I alchemize Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (1/?)
I alchemize Gold foil && Wheat (1/?)
I alchemize Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (1/?)
I put my remote control for the Microsoft CLoud through the Loom.
Xbox 092 > Fine
Elemental Xbox > 1/1
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (1/?)
I (finally) continue alchemizing the XStalker from earlier. (3/3)
I alchemize Hammer && Chair (1/?)
I alchemize Rifle && Cactus && Computer (1/?)
I slice the Operator's integrity.
I annoy Twin with all these alchemizations and hopefully turn his wrath towards the operator's integrity.
I command the XBOX 360 Army to attack the Operator's Integrity.
Then I command the XBeanstalks to slap the Operator's integrity, then carry everyone to the safety of the Microsoft Cloud.
GNSPP 23/40
GNGADP 4/40
XBSS 8/20
I send a message through the Microsoft Cloud, before the XBeanstalks cover it to shield it from anything's wrath. EVERYONE! ATTACK THE OPERATOR'S INTEGRITY! (Or the Rootkit Integrity, same thing, I just like calling it that because it makes me feel like I'm attacking the actual Operator.)
(Note: The Microsoft Cloud turns every time I say "Operator's Integrity" into "Rootkit Integrity". Just in case.)
/null
I can answer those questions.
(Before I even start, sorry for causing all this confusion. )
The alchemy is the Xbox 092 && Glowstone && Mithril,
The Xbox360 Army is an entity, and if you want it to be, the XBEANSTALKS can be entities. If you so choose, but I've been using them as (originally) climbing things, and now mostly weapons. But I see how it can be OP if they aren't entities, so it's your choice.
The XBOX Cloud isn't as much as a zone as it is a base.
The XBEANSTALKS do have code and electronics due to them being part XBOX, so they are pretty much electronic beanstalks that are rooted into the Microsoft Cloud, as shown in the (terrible) graphic.
(Not shown: The XBOX360 Army or my sword.)
I hope this has cleared things up.
Yes it has, thank you. Although, just so you know, you have another alchemy, the X-Stalker, that is a combination of the Cheap Sword and your XStalkSword. It has two more posts to go and then will be finished.
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I send three dropships to aid in the evacuation of the Apocalypse Zone.
If they don't find anything to evac, their zero-point energy cores overload, damaging a random PG.
If the Virus-Brine is done, I send it to attack the Operator.
if not, I charge it one point.
1: The Engineers move the sentry to the Armory, and they both build a dispenser
+3 to Nimble
Portal Gun: 16/25
Nova: 31/40 (+3 from Nimble)
Proof:
POST III;Raspberry Pi: 5/10I eat Waluigi, and Waluigi helps me eat him because everything makes sense in Waluigi's mind.I also tell Waluigi that he is not perfect and is in fact as unperfected as unperfectivity itself. It also makes sense to Waluigi.I put another cow in the loom, making some top hats. I use the top hats to heal Bill Cipher's formal wear.Also, by eating TEPIG I gained the ability to BREATH FIRE every 5 turns!I use BREATH FIRE on a random PG!Spoiler: I +3 Xopil.I heal Bill Cipher.13/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch. +3 from Xopil.6/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +2 from Xopil.+3 and +2 proof:
Xopil, on 02 May 2014 - 10:27 PM, said:
3: I throw a hand grenade into the Apocalypse Zone, hitting a random PG entity+1 to pionoplayer+2 to NimblePortal Gun: 15/25Nova: 28/40Current Entities:Spoiler:
Xopil, on 02 May 2014 - 09:21 PM, said:
2: I alchemize rifle with a rifle+3 to NimblePortal gun: 14/25Nova: 27/40Current Entities:Spoiler:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (17/20)The items cause the void to creep behind very creeper and eat them.The effects of the Infuser causes every creeper to disappear instantly!Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 1/4.Everything around the infuser starts floating.INVENTORY:RasPi case,Beef Cloak (WORN).Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.BREATH FIRE: IIIII
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[ 23 / 30, boost +3] [Talist, Page 407, Post 8133, +3 up for trade with any PG.] I'm removing your chair storage.
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! Finish summoning the Ender Colossus, then you can have chairs.
Fiiineeeee.
[ 7 / 40 ]Let's get some Zerglings out.
I yell +3 into Talist's ear. By ENDERMAGIC, this boosts him by 3!
I summon a Chair-Knight to aid Kage Kami!
Chair-Knight [AG], x1
HP: 1,200
Attack: Attacks with a chair-sword, dealing light damage.
The Kestrel targets the Alpha Ghast. with the Artemis Missile.
[ Twin, please make the Kestrel's shield take effect. For refrence, stops one attack a turn. Unless this only applies to attacks from enemy players... ]
Dark Engie roars and punches you, sending you straight through a tree and on your back.
...gorila U ENGIE!
I am now officially Anti-Dark Engie, if such a thing can exist. Immediatly afterwards, I cast Poison on Dark Engie. Because that's apparently the most powerful thing a Gamma wizard can do. I should probably increase the damage rate for Wizard ranks... that is, if Twin allows me to. Following that, I Heal Purple and cast Haste on Thresh, on the obvious condition that he uses his Haste power to attack Dark Engie three times(or use the two bonus turns to heal his/her allies) instead of going against the other entities. but I do open an exception if they're H or PG entities. herp. Should Thresh attack an AG entity... well, there will be sanctions. and by sanctions I mean a Slowness spell
...
Oh, right! I attack the Operator once again with the Code Blaster 5000. ...I wonder if this weapon is actually secretly sentient.... don't mind me, I just have the tendency to consider everything - even inanimate objects - to be secretly alive
And let's not forget to attempt to Block Kage Kami from being hurt by the next attack. (Gamma-level Block has a 40% chance of working). And then, Heal it/her/him.
Spells Casted: 33/200
((By the way, engie, the Haste spell doesn't mean you can post for six turns - that would be overpowered. Thresh simply can attack three times as much as he normally attacks - if he only attacks once, he can attack three times, because 3 x 1 = 3.))
Cheese: 22/???
Super Secret Upgrade: 12/???
Tier 2 Engineering: 12/???
Ambush Hunters! Mutants! Use your special attacks on the Kage Kami!
In case you've forgotten, Twin...
Fire Geckos = Burn Damage
Nightkins = Bonus Sneaky Damage
Deathclaws = Bonus Deadly Critical
Ambush Hunters = Bypass Shield Chance
Ron the Narrator also guards the gate by narrating the story of Hello Kitty.
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Oh, I just noticed Conquest died. I guess I have to attack Kage Kami now?
Yes, please do.
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I use RED GLARE on the Kage Kami and pour acid on it, and then I rain down supersonic shards on it.
I am now officially Anti-Dark Engie, if such a thing can exist. Immediatly afterwards, I cast Poison on Dark Engie. Because that's apparently the most powerful thing a Gamma wizard can do. I should probably increase the damage rate for Wizard ranks... that is, if Twin allows me to. Following that, I Heal Purple and cast Haste on Thresh, on the obvious condition that he uses his Haste power to attack Dark Engie three times(or use the two bonus turns to heal his/her allies) instead of going against the other entities. but I do open an exception if they're H or PG entities. herp. Should Thresh attack an AG entity... well, there will be sanctions. and by sanctions I mean a Slowness spell
...
Oh, right! I attack the Operator once again with the Code Blaster 5000. ...I wonder if this weapon is actually secretly sentient.... don't mind me, I just have the tendency to consider everything - even inanimate objects - to be secretly alive
Spells Casted: 31/200
((By the way, engie, the Haste spell doesn't mean you can post for six turns - that would be overpowered. Thresh simply can attack three times as much as he normally attacks - if he only attacks once, he can attack three times, because 3 x 1 = 3.))
"Heh. This reminds me of the time I stacked 6 Phantom Dancers." "NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE!"
Check the records.
You should find- "I STAND BY MY STATEMENT."
"Looks LIke an InteresIng sItuatIon you aLL have goIng on rIght now. GIve me 7 more turns to get over there."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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Correction - The Tsar Bomba had a yield of 52-4 mt (dirty version had an estimated yield of 10mt. never built), and my rifle can fire a 4,030-ton ferric-tungsten round at 209854721 meters per second, impacting with a massive amount of kinetic energy, equal to approximately 6192 gigatons of TNT. Aka, 80 posts.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
The Wither Wolf: 6/40 huh, due to current conditions, this wolf's gimmick might allow it to clear out the Apocalypse Zone single handed... It isn't over powered (at least to me) it just 'takes a new look' on what it means to be an entity.
PhaseShot.shoot(Operator);
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Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: thorn potion? OOO gunpowder 1/2
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Super Secret Upgrade: 3/???
Tier 2 Engineering: 3/???
You know, you should really attack. You've been inactive for a while.
That's brutal.
Sarajevo 11/40
Adamithrilium/Radioactive-tungsten-carbide/Dalekanium 3/??
Bedrock/Dwarf-Fortress Slade 3/??
I shoot a random Pg or Ag Entity w/ the Tiberium Tacks
What is a laser laucher? The Godmodder catches your bullet.
They've killed ALL the Daleks. All of them.
Adamithrilium AND Radioactive Tungesten-Carbide AND Dalekanium = Element 119 (Level 5: 1/6)
Bedrock AND Slade = Element 120 (Level 5: 1/6)
-1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
What is your "Alchemy Thing?" And unless the XBOX Arms or whatever can interact with coding, they're useless.
You only manage to do it to Quarters (6,000 damage) before the Godmodder takes notice, steals your hammer, and punches you instead. You are now in the Apocalpyse Zone.
Your first 40-post charge restores Project Nexus's current and max HP by +40,000. Your second 40-post charge increases the research/unit production considerably.
He didn't miss.
8,000 damage.
You know, same old, same old.
More Metools appear!
Project Nexus is rejuvenated! 7,500 damage!
15 Grunts killed!
3,000 damage to Roland II! +4,000 HP to the Void Rift. Your entities will do as you say.
Too late, derp!
1 damage to all three!
Your reminisince is disconcerting to me... It makes it seem like all you pay attention to is the fight between entities when the war is much more than that. It seems like everyone's been forwarding their own goals rather than focusing on the common one. In fact, I dare say that the PG players are the most co-ordinated at this point... Hmm.
Oh come on, stepping on a LEGO isn't that bad. 5,000 damage.
Your entities will do as you say.
+3,000 HP. You eat a Tepig. You heartless monster.
6,000 damage to Cloudflash Tower! It cannot attack this turn.
Awkward Potion OOO Glistering Melon = Potion of Healing (1/2)
Whaterver "floop" means, 4,500 damage.
You got TICK TOCK! A massive black orb that appears to be producing vast quantities of heat. There is a hole carved in the side that reveals a blue-hot triangle shimmering in the center, which is filled with hundreds of miniature versions of the alchemy! It appears you could use the triangle to fire many bombs in quick succession.
You kill a Cazador!
6,000 damage to Secondary!
Awkward Potion OOO Thorn = Potion of Bleeding (1/2)
You got GOOD DOG! The sharpest set of claws a dog can own. Strap over paws and watch as he turns into a killing machine. Not literally, of course. The claws themselves glow a malevolent orange.
Noted.
First Aid Kit AND Handheld Death Railgun = Ze Übercharger (Level 5: 1/6)
You kill another Cazador. Only one Experimental unit spawns.
Bipolar Bow AND Entropy Ingot = Hellspawn (Level 5: 1/6)
WAA. WALUIGI WILL GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH NOW. IT IS NOT HARD FOR WALUIGI TO UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WOULD WANT WALUIGI TO SIGN A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER. IN WALUIGI'S MIND, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.
...EVERYTHING.
Seems familiar... -1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Do you mean you ALCHEMIZE it or BREW it? There's a difference, you know.
2 ATP Engineers killed!
Good thing I'm not caught in the wave of burning tea. 3,000 damage to the Cloudflash Tower and Hank! Both are burned.
You cool it down, but not before the Tower and Hank are burned. Heh. Too late.
Well, not every new zone is a sidequest. The Garden was introduced as a new zone to heal AGs and influence the battlefield, not with a goal that players had to reach. Although when I look at this war... You are right. Why are we even fighting? Did you just ask that question? We fight because it's fun. What more motive would you need? You'd need SOME motive, otherwise this would be mindless killing! It doesn't seem like much to the players, but people have DIED. Thousands of innocent people caught in a war they don't understand...
...Do you even understand? Some days, I'm not sure.
+6,000 HP to Death! Mk. I G0L3M killed!
They don't have to mount the Assault Rifle to a Computer to make a Sentry Gun. They just have their Construction PDA! But whatever you say.
The Mechanics change to Engineers and create a Level 1 Sentry Gun! They now have defenses.
You cast Cura on Secondary. His HP will be healed by +2,000 for two turns.
You reheat the tea, dealing 3,000 damage to Bill Cipher and giving him two more turns worth of Burn!
Ah... You want some science books, hmm? Well, I have a stunning set of literature up in my office on Crockercorp Ship #1025. Here, you walk up these stairs and... Oh, you wonder why I don't have a doorbell? I thought I established that. Or did I not? Never mind.
Here we are. My library. You should find many interesting books here. Why don't you read some? I'll leave you to your studies.
Didn't you already do this?
Ah yes. What will I do upon Cans's death? If only there was a way I could help in the Invasion and fight for the lives of the Felt... If only.
...
I don't think the Sassasmasher could fit in there, either. 7,500 damage!
Unagi Minions/Medics called!
Kage Kami's shield gets slightly weaker...
Good Dog > Fine = ???
Whatever it is, you're unable to alchemize it.
Was the coding supposed to be an attack? If so, I didn't see you do it.
You got the POTION OF BLEEDING! When drank, it inflicts the Bleeding status effect on the user, severely damaging them! The Potion is unsurprisingly blood-red.
Why do you keep duplicating it? Regardless,
The Absolute Zero x2 (1/1)
Do you mean DDoS? -2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
4,000 damage to a Fire Gecko!
Whoa... That's terrible! Meh. Whatever. ...You're a gorilla, you know that?
GODMODDER: Meh. Whatever.
I see a resemblance.
Hello there! Welcome to the war. If you haven't done so already, check out the Original Post. 3,000 damage to Secondary!
Alright, I'm a bit confused.
1. What alchemy are you referring to? The Elemental XBOX? XStalker?
2. Are the XBOX Army and XBEANSTALKS entities?
3. Is the XBOX Cloud supposed to be its own zone?
Regardless, 2,000 damage to all three entities.
Potato AND Carrot = Eye Carrot (Level 1: 1/2)
Rotten Flesh AND Spider Eye = Blob of Toxins (Level 1: 1/2)
Sugarcane AND Cactus = Thorncane (Level 1: 1/2)
Melon Seeds AND Pumpkin Seeds = Melongourd Seeds (Level 1: 1/2)
The Absolute Zero / Divider = Rifle & Knife & Torch & Aqua Regia & Snowball
In other words, the materials used to create The Absolute Zero. This same result occured when you stuck this in SCP-914 through Coarse, if you remember.
Dark Engie roars and punches you, sending you straight through a tree and on your back. You cast Slowness on Quarters, and heal me and the Kage Kami for +2,000 HP!
-2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder is caught totally unawares by that Rube Goldbergesque scenario, as most of the events occurred while he wasn't looking! 1 damage!
Nukes are not very original. 1,500 damage to every entity. However, the Rainbow Bombs add an additional 2,500 damage.
...an EYE CARROT! A bizzare carrot that looks like a potato! However, it still has the green leaves of a carrot on top.
...a BLOB OF TOXINS! An unhealthy infected blob of stuff. Eyes and flesh can clearly be seen in the moving mass. Wait. ...Moving?
...some THORNCANE! A long plant that has thorns all over it. If those were removed, the plant could press neatly into paper, or be used as an ingredient in sugar.
...some MELONGOURD SEEDS! Brown seeds that will grow... something.
Why do you keep duplicating the Absolute Zero?! (1/1)
The Doomsday Stable appears! It restores +2,500 HP to the Horsemen each turn, so, in addition to their natural regen, they heal +5,000 HP each turn! Wow.
The Kage Kami's shield lowers considerably.
You got some CHAOS ELLORIUM! A variant of Ellorium that is orange-red and glows malevolently. It has the properties of an Entropy Ingot and Ellorium.
Oh, it is an attack. -3 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY with both of your attacks combined!
Potion of Bleeding OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Bleeding (1/2)
Now that's more like it! 6,000 damage due to lobotimization!
6,000 damage to Justicar!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
Just because I feel like it, I kill 20 Grunts. You know, I don't mind that. Project Nexus's forces have been increasing at a rapid pace... And they're going to CONTINUE to increase. Although... There is something else I can do. I'll research what Magikarp's flaw is! ...
...
... Did you find it yet? Ssh.
...
Found it! Finally. Magikarp's flaw is that it is COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS. I scream these words to Magikarp, and upon hearing them, Magikarp's SICK BURN meter is fully raised. It is now completely defenseless. I then kick it into space. ...Wow. There it goes. I bet it'll become a Gyarados up there. Quiet.
Mysterious Crystal is Mysterious. Help me…
Project Nexus's troops kill the Easter Fox! Project Nexus then creates ten Riot Guards! Waluigi, tennis racket in hand, gets a critical hit, killing 2 Metools! The TPP Hivemind deals 18,000 damage to Bill Cipher! They then switch to AG.
Dark Engie deals 7,500 damage to Purple! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie in retaliation. 5l1n65h07's Fighters deal 12,000 damage to the Kestrel! The remaining Metools deal 3,000 damage to Waluigi.
The Void Rift and Bill Cipher deal 8,000 damage to Quarters! Arachna deals 5,000 damage to the Hussiebot! The Kestrel kills a Boomwalker! Justicar guards me, looking for anyone who would attack me. The Touhou Squad readies a comically oversized bomb to throw at the Godmodder! He prepares to counter accordingly, but they then switch to thousands of railguns, which rain bullet hell on the Godmodder! When the dust clears, the Godmodder is destroyed! WHAT?!!? Could it be?
...
Oh wait. It was just a decoy. *ollies outie*
The three main PGs deal 17,000 damage to Bill Cipher! The Godmodder deals an additional 20,000 damage to him and 20,000 damage to Purple!
Every entity in the Garden of Eden patrols the territory in order to find the Kage Kami! A lone Fire Gecko wanders near the Kage Kami's hiding spot. It is quickly killed by Kage Kami, who then runs off to a nearby cave. Upon arrival, he feels his shield drop... He lacks the amount of energy required to maintain it. Then, he sees a Cazador who is facing opposite him! They both have equal amounts of HP... And the Cazador is guarding an HP Vial! If the Kage Kami wins the fight, he could escape the zone... But if he is killed, the Apocalypse Zone will be fully secured.
THE OPERATOR lowers MOKOU INTEGRITY and MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY by 30%!
K4yne is now inside a Crockercorp Ship in which Scratch's Library rests. Hundreds of tomes are in this library... And he's got a lot of time to read them! There are six books resting on a green table opposite him. They all appear to have some relevance to the situation at hand.
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, Furfrou.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 55,501/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x14.)
Penguin: [???] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 65,000/75,000. MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY: 70%
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 83,000/140,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x51.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x60.) Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x10.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x60.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x53.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000. PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: 0% Insivibility: II
Waluigi: [H] HP: 567,500/600,000.
Flaw:WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 243,500/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 245,000/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 53,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 65,900/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x45.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x45.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Metools: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
TPP Hivemind: [AG] HP: 31,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 7,000/7,000. TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 45%
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 39,000/90,000. Size: 0. Energy: 65. Mini: 25,000/25,000 HP.
Bill Cipher: [AG] HP: 4,000/60,000. Burn: IIII
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 13,000/95,000. Stun: IIII Burn: II
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 63,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 2/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 38,000/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Cloudflash Tower: [AG] HP: 33,000/55,000. Burn: II
Justicar: [AG] HP: 74,500/90,000.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 12/20. MOKOU INTEGRITY: 5%
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 12/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 19/20.
Engineers: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x3.) Metal: 530/600. Level 1 Sentry Gun: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 100%. Upgrade: 0%.
Quarters: [PG] HP: 68,000/140,000. One Flip: III Slowed: II
Alpha Ghast: [PG] Roland II: 6,000/20,000. Boomwalkers: 5,000/5,000. (x4.)
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 20,000/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: INFINITE Cura: III
Secondary: [PG] HP: 41,500/75,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: There's important info in that Library.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 16%
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 5,325/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 9,825/17,500. (x5.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 32,500/46,000.
War: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Famine: [PG] HP: 75,500/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Death: [PG] HP: 64,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 95,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic: [PG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 35,000/35,000.
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Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 8,075/100,000. Shield: IIIII KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 0%.
Cazador: [PG] HP: 8,000/8,000.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P]
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [2K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Xopil: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
like I said, tens of megatons. as to your rifle, HOLY CRAP MAN, WHERE DID YOU GET A PLANET CRACKER?!
seriously though, that would put a BIG hole in a planet, like a REALLY DAMN BIG HOLE.
like, N0 M0RE PL4NET 4 U big.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Raspberry Pi: 5/10
I eat Waluigi, and Waluigi helps me eat him because everything makes sense in Waluigi's mind.
I also tell Waluigi that he is not perfect and is in fact as unperfected as unperfectivity itself. It also makes sense to Waluigi.
I put another cow in the loom, making some top hats. I use the top hats to heal Bill Cipher's formal wear.
Also, by eating TEPIG I gained the ability to BREATH FIRE every 5 turns!
I use BREATH FIRE on a random PG!
Now for a big attack... I travel forward in time to when the Monolith reveals it's secret, and listen to it!
But... Twin would not allow...
IT IS NOT GOING TO BE TOLD TO ANY PLAYERS, AND WOULD ONLY BE REVEALED TO PLAYERS WHEN THE MONOLITH REVEALS IT. THEREFORE, TWIN THIS IS NOT OP. ALSO (⅓)
Bill you know that takes up a lot of space, right?
I. Dont. Care.
I +3 Xopil.
I heal Bill Cipher.
13/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch. +3 from Xopil.
6/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +2 from Xopil.
+3 and +2 proof:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (17/20)
The items cause the void to creep behind very creeper and eat them.
The effects of the Infuser causes every creeper to disappear instantly!
Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 1/4.
Everything around the infuser starts floating.
INVENTORY:
RasPi case,
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
/unnull
Now that things are cleared up, its time to get crackin.
Its ALCHEMY TIME!!!
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Name tag && Spider eye (1/?)
I alchemize Xbox 092 && Ender Pearl (1/?)
I alchemize Gold foil && Wheat (1/?)
I alchemize Swift Snowball GUn && Chaos Emerald && Computer (1/?)
I put my remote control for the Microsoft CLoud through the Loom.
Xbox 092 > Fine
Elemental Xbox > 1/1
I alchemize Elemental Xbox && Knitting Needles (1/?)
I (finally) continue alchemizing the XStalker from earlier. (3/3)
I alchemize Hammer && Chair (1/?)
I alchemize Rifle && Cactus && Computer (1/?)
I slice the Operator's integrity.
I annoy Twin with all these alchemizations and hopefully turn his wrath towards the operator's integrity.
I command the XBOX 360 Army to attack the Operator's Integrity.
Then I command the XBeanstalks to slap the Operator's integrity, then carry everyone to the safety of the Microsoft Cloud.
GNSPP 23/40
GNGADP 4/40
XBSS 8/20
I send a message through the Microsoft Cloud, before the XBeanstalks cover it to shield it from anything's wrath.
EVERYONE! ATTACK THE OPERATOR'S INTEGRITY! (Or the Rootkit Integrity, same thing, I just like calling it that because it makes me feel like I'm attacking the actual Operator.)
(Note: The Microsoft Cloud turns every time I say "Operator's Integrity" into "Rootkit Integrity". Just in case.)
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Yes it has, thank you. Although, just so you know, you have another alchemy, the X-Stalker, that is a combination of the Cheap Sword and your XStalkSword. It has two more posts to go and then will be finished.
Thorncane && Blob of Toxins 1/X
I plant the Melongourd Seeds 1/10
Wheat && Rope 1/2
Glowstone > Fine 1/X
If they don't find anything to evac, their zero-point energy cores overload, damaging a random PG.
If the Virus-Brine is done, I send it to attack the Operator.
if not, I charge it one point.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
+3 to Nimble
Portal Gun: 16/25
Nova: 31/40 (+3 from Nimble)
Proof:
Current Entities:
The Wither Wolf: 7/40
I send a tremor through the earth, causing the Cazador to stumble.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x1 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$ to order), splash rejuvenation potion x1 (6$), splash bleeding potion x1 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Splash bleeding potion: done
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
[ 23 / 30, boost +3]
[Talist, Page 407, Post 8133, +3 up for trade with any PG.]
I'm removing your chair storage.
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
Finish summoning the Ender Colossus, then you can have chairs.
Fiiineeeee.
[ 7 / 40 ]Let's get some Zerglings out.
I yell +3 into Talist's ear. By ENDERMAGIC, this boosts him by 3!
I summon a Chair-Knight to aid Kage Kami!
Chair-Knight [AG], x1
HP: 1,200
Attack: Attacks with a chair-sword, dealing light damage.
The Kestrel targets the Alpha Ghast. with the Artemis Missile.
[ Twin, please make the Kestrel's shield take effect. For refrence, stops one attack a turn. Unless this only applies to attacks from enemy players... ]
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+3 to k4yne
6/40 x2
2/4 heal for alpha ghast.
I red barrel project nexus
Wow, doc scratch is so generous.
Thorncane && Blob of Toxins 2/X
I plant the Melongourd Seeds 2/10
Wheat && Rope 2/2
Glowstone > Fine 2/X
21/40
I send down the barrage of DICE BLOCK THEMED MINIONS TM at Waluigi.
...gorila U ENGIE!
I am now officially Anti-Dark Engie, if such a thing can exist. Immediatly afterwards, I cast Poison on Dark Engie. Because that's apparently the most powerful thing a Gamma wizard can do. I should probably increase the damage rate for Wizard ranks... that is, if Twin allows me to. Following that, I Heal Purple and cast Haste on Thresh, on the obvious condition that he uses his Haste power to attack Dark Engie three times(or use the two bonus turns to heal his/her allies) instead of going against the other entities. but I do open an exception if they're H or PG entities. herp. Should Thresh attack an AG entity... well, there will be sanctions. and by sanctions I mean a Slowness spell
...
Oh, right! I attack the Operator once again with the Code Blaster 5000. ...I wonder if this weapon is actually secretly sentient.... don't mind me, I just have the tendency to consider everything - even inanimate objects - to be secretly alive
And let's not forget to attempt to Block Kage Kami from being hurt by the next attack. (Gamma-level Block has a 40% chance of working). And then, Heal it/her/him.
Spells Casted: 33/200
((By the way, engie, the Haste spell doesn't mean you can post for six turns - that would be overpowered. Thresh simply can attack three times as much as he normally attacks - if he only attacks once, he can attack three times, because 3 x 1 = 3.))
Super Secret Upgrade: 12/???
Tier 2 Engineering: 12/???
Ambush Hunters! Mutants! Use your special attacks on the Kage Kami!
In case you've forgotten, Twin...
Fire Geckos = Burn Damage
Nightkins = Bonus Sneaky Damage
Deathclaws = Bonus Deadly Critical
Ambush Hunters = Bypass Shield Chance
Ron the Narrator also guards the gate by narrating the story of Hello Kitty.
Yes, please do.
Wow. That's OP, man.
"Heh. This reminds me of the time I stacked 6 Phantom Dancers."
"NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE!"
Check the records.
You should find-
"I STAND BY MY STATEMENT."
"Looks LIke an InteresIng sItuatIon you aLL have goIng on rIght now. GIve me 7 more turns to get over there."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS