Sorry guys, but I'm not going to be able to post today. I will be periodically working on the wiki, though. Please do not post until tomorrow once I actually post.
The_Serpent, I am going to be messaging you soon about extremely plot-relevant things.
Restart the computer, then if MC is still open alt+CTRL+Delete it or hirer some tech guy to remove the virus... Other than that, burn it and buy a new and better one. Also switch internet hosts
In regards to the godmodder, yes, its gotten derailed with tons of player-based plots flying around.
Twin, I think its time you took advantage of the godmodder flipping out to remind everyone as to why the godmodder is the namesake.
I mean of course, an absolute rampage of destruction, its been a long time since we've had on of those.
+X to any players who claim it, I +1 the charge for Hank. Finally, Its about time.
Hank, you're the main character. Doesn't mean I shouldn't get a shot at Tricky.
I finish my new potion if I haven't yet, if I have, I duplicate it and give the extra copy to aegis.
4/40 x4
7/15 x5
I Attempt to shoot Tricky with the Danger: High Voltage.
7500 damage dealt to Tricky. Now I'm angry. meep.
In regards to the godmodder, yes, its gotten derailed with tons of player-based plots flying around.
Twin, I think its time you took advantage of the godmodder flipping out to remind everyone as to why the godmodder is the namesake.
I mean of course, an absolute rampage of destruction, its been a long time since we've had on of those.
- however many necessary 10/10's - I take the Thunderbane lance and the Fried Eggs frying pan and perform an epic melee sequence that hopefully finishes off the Grandmatriarch Army. (If not, all attacks by mua will be directed against the Grandmatriarchs until they're ALL DEAD)
10/10 - I summon the Black Soul Gem[Item] III (3 slots. If I deal a finishing blow to an entity, I capture its essence that can be used to boost a variety of things like attacks, upgrades, summons, etc. like a soul gem would power an enchantment in The Elder Scrolls)
The spaceship from my profile pic. falls on the Godmodder. (lol! wut?) [Right click and press "Search Google for this image"]
+3 to piono and whoever charges my stuff.
1,149 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The conglomerate floats into the sky, staring at you intently. Then, they speak.
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we GRANDMATRIARCHS: are satiated GRANDMATRIARCHS: that was GRANDMATRIARCHS: a good fight GRANDMATRIARCHS: you gave us GRANDMATRIARCHS: it brought warmth GRANDMATRIARCHS: to these GRANDMATRIARCHS: old bones GRANDMATRIARCHS: we GRANDMATRIARCHS: are eternal GRANDMATRIARCHS: we have found ways GRANDMATRIARCHS: to capture the essence GRANDMATRIARCHS: of the cookie GRANDMATRIARCHS: aegis, armageddon's administrator GRANDMATRIARCHS: we present to you GRANDMATRIARCHS: a way to trap light GRANDMATRIARCHS: into cookie GRANDMATRIARCHS: use it well
Out of shimmering light, they create a triangle-like object that appears to made from glass and is placed on a pedestal. It floats to your location.
GRANDMATRIARCHS: this prism GRANDMATRIARCHS: will serve you well GRANDMATRIARCHS: we must go GRANDMATRIARCHS: we GRANDMATRIARCHS: are appeased GRANDMATRIARCHS: goodbye
The Grandmatriarch Army vanishes, disappearing from the Battlefield. You recieve their Spoil of War: The Prism! The Godmodder looks displeased...
GODMODDER: You idiots! GODMODDER: You weren't supposed to help them! GODMODDER: You were supposed to KILL THEM! GODMODDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! GODMODDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahaha... Heh... GODMODDER: Heh. GODMODDER: They'll get what's coming to them. GODMODDER: Heh.
He now has a resigned expression.
However, after their acension, an orb of light floats down from where the Grandmatriarchs disappeared. It flows into your Soul Gem, filling it with a soul of the Grandmatriarch Army. I suppose you should handle this with caution.
Right before the spaceship falls on him, the Godmodder snaps his fingers, turning it into a harmless kitten. He snaps his fingers again and teleports the kitten at your position, then turns it back into the spaceship, which promptly... AHAHAHAH! Hah... That was funny to watch, if not a little gruesome.
thanks for the explanation, Twin, it was exactly the right amount of wall-o-text-ness to help me.
Having dug a stairwell down to bedrock I proceed to make a branch mine at diamond level large enough to honeycomb the surrounding several km2. supplies 5/20
Having just thought of something really dangerous I go and find MC alpha sourcecode and begin looking for something. searching MCAlpha sourcecode 1/3
Just to make this MOAR spammy, I launch several fire-and-forget tracker missiles with tactical thermonuclear warheads at The_Serpent and any other PG entities you feel like including.
On a side note, how does everyone else imagine the ingame player animation for typing something into chat, if there was one?
1,500 damage to The_Serpent and the Mutant Zombie!
For the animation, if you mean in DTG, I would just imagine them saying it out loud. If you mean in actual Minecraft, I don't really know.
( 6 / 15 )
So, according to my list, we should have some Wyvern Riders...
I quickly pull out the Staff of Pearl and destroy the Grandmatriarch Army!
If the army is dead, then I'll blast Sawbuck.
...
Oh sweet, Twitch didn't interupt me!
...
This is concerning.
I also toss in a vote for xXExtreme's special.
2,500 damage to Sawbuck. However, he teleports you to a random point in the server, disabling all your attacks this turn. Final vote added!
What do you mean thermonuclear? I replaced them with antimatter charges. (crit Amper's attack)
WE HAVE A WIKI!
5/40
5/40
3/10
Potion if Invisibility 2/5x1
I start mining the Demon Portal with Fried Eggs (think about it, thats like efficiency XXXVII with its special power)
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
This attack will only deal a normal amount of damage because:
1. No one knows what the Demon Portal is made out of, and
2. Frying Pans are not effective with mining, only Pickaxes are.
I send another probe down to the battlefield, containing a radioactive bomb this time. Instead of dealing instant damage, it will deal little damage, but will be 'poisoned' for three turns. At every end-of-turn battles, they'll take damage from the radioactiveness, each turn dealing more damage. I attempt to direct the attack at the Grandmatriarch Army.
I also tell other AGs to vote for xXExtremeGeneralXx[BR] to do his attack. In case you have forgotten what his attack does: It shuts down all PG and H entities for one full turn, leaving the Godmodder exposed.
MechJeb's Big Plan: 5/30.
It's just an OSS, not the UOSS. It is not an entity, rather it is a location(where the Tripod's currently being housed at for repairs) that only AGs can acess to (slowly)heal themselves up, but in the upcomming sidequests, PGs will be able to invade it. The stage's boss is obviously the MechJeb 2.0 core.
Before the sidequest takes place, no entity can be harmed within the OSS.
INCOMING!
You airdrop a radioactive bomb, irradiating the Mutant Zombie and Mutant Creeper. xXExtremeGeneralXx will use his special attack this turn, anyway. Your sidequest seems good enough.
entities: under the sudden onslaught from the godmodder, the auditor decides it would be prudent to relocate, all of Project Nexus and its affiliated entities march into the Garden of Eden... except Tricky.
Tricky is ed. Tricky doesn't like virtual entities.
And he hates when people or things try to mess with him. You think you're so hot don't you?
Tricky suddenly glitches out, not coding wise, but in the sense that reality suddenly breaks. Tricky is abusing the death of the physics engine, with expert skill that comes from years of doing just that.
Tricky is now glitching out the fabric of reality, probability integrity: 95%
Tricky now only attacks twice regularly, those two attacks work the same as they did before, but now each round he directs another at intercepting the Operator. As probability goes down, all entities' attacks go hay-wire. Only entities affiliated with Project Nexus are immune. Attacks that fall prey to this disruption will never hit Tricky, although they might hit another member of Project Nexus. Yes, that means that members of Project Nexus can get hit by attacks from the main field (although they can't be directly targeted) attacks will increase and decrease in strength and get redirected at random, getting worse as probability integrity gets lower. Once it hits 50%, the Operator goes hay-wire too and begins attacking probability in addition to his/its regular attack.
At 40% Project Nexus troops lose their immunity to Tricky's antics, and at 0% everything goes berserk.
Tricky's attack aimed at the Operator has a 40% chance to instead undo damage dealt to his own integrity.
Tricky is no longer affiliated with Project Nexus and will sometimes even target them.
Tricky has a random chance to summon a train, this train will charge through the field and deal light/moderate damage to three entities.
The godmodder, being the godmodder, is not affected by the probability and mathematical weakening being caused by Tricky, and in fact gains power from it when he isn't targeting Tricky. Uh oh.
Tricky does have a weakness, its his in-canon one, when Hank gets summoned (the altar of power should be on the field as a neutral right now) Tricky will pretty much get two-shotted if he isn't dead yet.
When Tricky's weakness is discovered it will take three successful attacks from any source at all to instantly kill him. The attack that discovers the source counts as the first, nothing can heal the integrity of Tricky's weakness.
Whew, almost all of Tricky's screwiness has been revealed.
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the splash potion of rejuvenation with sugar 1/?
39/40 x2
3/15 x5
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then rush at Sawbuck with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and try to slice his head off.
Shouldn't we be stopping Tricky.
I want to kill Doc Scratch.
We're going after Tricky.
Fine.
Project Nexus and Co. move to the Garden of Eden! However, Tricky the Clown stays, and starts... Hmm. No, this won't do. This won't do at all. Although... Hmm. It'll only affect entities... Sure, why not? I'll let this pass.
Tricky the Clown starts glitching out reality! However, one can really only glitch out reality with mishandling of Void Artifacts, and... Oh, what's that? You want to know what a Void Artifact is? Well, I'm not telling you. All in due time... As I was saying, Tricky's glitching-out will be severely slowed due to him not glitching THIS reality the "right way". However, given enough time, it will happen.
You use the Splash Potion of Rejuvenation, gaining 200% Accuracy and mini-critting your attacks this turn! You deal a mini-critted 5,625 damage. Because he is frozen, he doesn't teleport you away.
It looks like you've upgraded the Potion of Swiftness as much as it can go.
+X to any players who claim it 2/? for my new potion.
I save up the first two 40 post charges and begin on the next two. 1/40 x4
4/15 x5
I rush up and stab Tricky with the broken uranium's umbridge!
7500 damage dealt to Tricky! Tricky has ??? health left!
Oh #^%
7,500 damage to Tricky! Whether this does nothing or not is debatable.
This is getting confusing, will you update the story so far thing, Twin?
7,500 damage!
I will try to update it. In the meantime, I will PM you a brief retelling of what's going on right now. So many people are doing their own thing, it's hard to keep track...
These tunnels are getting claustrophobic... I head for the exit, only to discover that much of my stairway up is now a crater. Ah well, time to tard-pillar... supplies 6/20
Aha! AI: exp, right folder at last! searching MCalpha sourcecode 2/3
Noticing that KSP has been updated to 0.23.5 Asteroid Redirect Mission, I decide to redirect several hundred cubic metres of nickel-iron asteroid towards the PG side of the field.
Pocket dimension 4/15
My 2 main choices are the enchanted deck or the void rift... Hmmmm... Which sounds more fun for you (Twin) to document?
It seems like people are charging multiple things at the same time, can you do that?
You can make 2 big charges at a time, coupled with 1 smaller one, plus an alchemization. I'd like to see the Void Rift. That sounds devastating and fun to watch... Eheheheh.
ARTORIAS, THEABYSS WALKER. Such vain names you give yourselves. Yes, my puppet will be along soon, but I will warn you he is a being of corruption now, and cares not whom he attacks. I have turned your precious guardian knight into my play thing. All of your deaths shall be entertaining!
7/20
Entertaining? You want entertainment, I'll give you entertainment--Easy there. Don't make enemies right away. Sigh.
Irecreeper's charge: 9 / 15 Liberty Prime: 39/40 Orbital Strike: 16/20
The Eden Core spawns...
Two Deathclaws! They go and attack the Demonhead Guardian. The Bloatflies join them. The Centaurs and Super Mutants focus on Olivier. The turrets go for the Demonhead Guardian.
Tis turn's DEEEEEEMOOOOOON ISSSSSSS
WAIT.
WEHAVEAWIKIWEHAVEAWIKIWEHAVEAWIKIWEHAVEAWIKI
Now time for comprehensive articles on EVERY ENTITY EVER SUMMONED IN EITHER GAME.
v0RrteK[:S£]\
43,560/43,560 HP
Attacks:
Dark Pulse - 4000 Darkness Damage
Dark Vortex - 3000 Darkness Damage, Poison Effect for two turns.
Call for Backup - Summons two Demonhead Guardians.
Passives:
Consume - Regens 4000 HP for each entity killed.
I hit the Woodlands Archmaster with a jar full of Anti-Archmaster juice. Some spills on him. Powder heals the portal with another portal yes that works yayayayayayayaya what am I doing.
ragingDemon [RD] began trolling everyone at 1:43 AM.
[RD]: LOOK. BINARY'S BACK,
[RD]: THANKS FOR RESTORING THE CODE. OPERATOR,
[RD]: ACTUALLY. IT PROBABLY ISN'T THE SAME CODE,
[RD]: IT'S COOL NONETHELESS. RIGHT. EVERYONE?,
ragingDemon [RD] ceased trolling everyone at 1:51 AM.
v0RrteK[:S£]\ appears. The Anti-Archmaster Juice deals 4,000 damage to the Archmaster! +2,000 HP to the Demon Portal.
They each have a sword made of #BUDDERD14M0NDS and there are 25 of them. 20 of them go after the Wrinklers, dealing damage to each one. While the other Five Sacrifice Themselves by Flying Directly into the Grandmatriarch army, and once they crash into it, they light their armor, which happens to be filled with gas, and explode, dealing a significant amount of damage to it. The rest of these 12 Year Olds Retreat to the XBEANSTALKS, hiding in their technological vines.
I claim piono's +3
Microsoft Cloud 9/20
+3 to piono.
I also vote for xXExtremeGeneralXx[BR] to use his attack.
The Army of 12-Year Olds appears! Since the Grandmatriarch Army is killed, they will all attack the Wrinklers.
There needs to be a rule concerning the AoP (Altar of Power) - If the AoP remains inert for longer than 3 turns (in succession), it rotates into the next faction.
40/40 in storage
40/40 in storage
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X (boosting action)
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Got it. 6,000 damage to the Altar. +2,000 HP to the Altar.
I fly over the fly hive, and then hire a group of exterminators, and send them in the hive. I replace all of their equipment with nuclear pesticide without telling them. And then while the exterminators are inside I nuke the place.
-4,000 Population! That's just... horrible. Why would you nuke innocent flies?
Pocket dimension 6/15
Enchanted deck/maybe void rift, still not too sure... 2/40
And as it seems you can charge up to 3 things per post, I give +1 to whoever wants it. (AG that is)
Also, Twin, I do think your paragraph at the beginning of the post needed to be said. This game seems to be slowly turning into a giant homestuck battle(godmodder? Who's that?). Hopefully, once the Homestuck invasion is over, things could go back to normal. Also, I've been wondering why Lord Helix has only lost 30000 health, and I think the reason is that 90% of the players are focusing on going towards their own ends rather than focusing on the end goal. I've been no exception, although I'll target Lord Helix soon. Hmmm...
I rush up the the fly hive and grab a TON of hungry people. I ask if they are hungry enough to eat bugs. They all say yes and desperately beg for food. I then show them...the fly hive!
I figured that due to all the Homestuck references, I should do something extravagant. Although, I never expected it to turn into... This. But you are right. The only reason the Godmodder is taking a backseat is because this is the HOMESTUCK Invasion. After Act 2, things should return to normal.
DarkneSS WAvE!!!!!!!
A huge energy wave rushes out from my hands into the Archmaster. Powder uses SPELL OF HEALING on the Portal.
Alchemy: Demon's Congolmerate ANDPlatinum Punch: 1/?
Alchemy: White Magnum \/ Loom (Hopefully Calliope cosplay suit. OH MAN PLEASE BE CALLIOPE COSPLAY SUIT): 1/Probably 1.
Also, here's a little thought puzzle. I walk into a genderbending machine. I walk out. You do not know if I used it or not, since my skin is genderless-looking. You also do not know whether I was initially a boy or a girl. I know people generally seem to think that I'm male. I might be. I might not. This means that if I was a boy, which most people seem to think, I could now be either gender, and same if I was a girl. Of course, I could have always been a genderless robot, or an alien, in which case it would do nothing.
All of your heads explode.
Bonus to me for having the first XWEAPONS, long before The_Idea_Modpack planted the beans. In fact, they were some of the first alchemies. They are:
The XPBOX Wands
The XBlades of Xperience.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster! The Portal gains 2,000 HP.
Demon's Conglomerate AND The Platinum Punch = The Fire and Brimstone (Level 4: 1/5)
White Magnum ~~~ Loom = Calliope Shirt
You got the CALLIOPE SHIRT! The shirt that Calliope wears in Homestuck.
All of your heads indeed explode as you are all completely blown away by this stunning revelation.
Restart the computer, then if MC is still open alt+CTRL+Delete it or hirer some tech guy to remove the virus... Other than that, burn it and buy a new and better one. Also switch internet hosts
The Godmodder's computer prevents you from restarting your computer! When you try to open Task Manager, nothing happens. You hire many tech guys, but none of them can even get you to leave the server, let alone disable the virus... When you burn your computer and acquire a new one, Minecraft instantly opens up, with you on the server! Switching internet hosts does nothing to help.
In regards to the godmodder, yes, its gotten derailed with tons of player-based plots flying around.
Twin, I think its time you took advantage of the godmodder flipping out to remind everyone as to why the godmodder is the namesake.
I mean of course, an absolute rampage of destruction, its been a long time since we've had on of those.
+X to any players who claim it, I +1 the charge for Hank. Finally, Its about time.
Hank, you're the main character. Doesn't mean I shouldn't get a shot at Tricky. I finish my new potion if I haven't yet, if I have, I duplicate it and give the extra copy to aegis.
4/40 x4
7/15 x5
I Attempt to shoot Tricky with the Danger: High Voltage.
7500 damage dealt to Tricky. Now I'm angry. meep.
I think the Godmodder's got that covered.
Heh.
7,500 damage to Tricky! All this does is tick him off more...
> Advance through orange, forward 2
Got post in time = +1 point
Man, ya gots to let a bro play TF2! It's the bro code!
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber! (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Advance through orange
You head into the orange room, maneuvering past the glass walls. A staircase is up ahead.
>Forward 2
You exit the orange goop, with no ill effects. You travel up the steep staircase and head into a new corridor. Up ahead are 4 blue and 4 green cubes arranged in a pattern on the wall. On either side of you are 2 locked doors. One door requires 8 cubes to be opened, and the other requires 12 cubes.
The Woodlands Army deals 7,000 damage to The_Serpent! Tricky the Clown deals 4,000 damage to Sawbuck and kills a Neurax Worm!
LORD HELIX and his Yanmega deal 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Thresh hits a Fruit Cart! "MY TOMATOES! They're technically a fruit!" He gains 2,500 HP. Fegelein and Engie deal 4,000 damage to the Fly Army 1! The Sentry Gun kills 4 Wood Jesters! The Neurax Worm Queen and its Neurax Worms deal 10,000 damage to LORD HELIX! THe Fly Army deals 3,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper!
xXExtremeGeneralXx glows with power and uses his special attack FULL HUETARD!
When all is said and done, all PG and Hostile entities cannot attack this turn, save for the Godmodder.
Kage Kami re-appears on the Battlefield! Charitomb deals 4,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper, and the Army of 12-Year Olds kills 2 Wrinklers!
The Godmodder-Heh.-deals 20,000 damage to Engie and LORD HELIX!
Project Nexus and all affiliated entities deal 12,300 damage to the Garden Shields! The Turrets and Deathclaws kill the Demonhead Guardian! The Centaurs and Super Mutants deal 11,000 damage to
\OLIvi[e*R]! The Constructs and Liberty Prime deal 7,000 damage to the Demon Portal. The Demons destroy the Garden Shields! The Godmodder notices The_Serpent and his struggles to attack the Garden of Eden and decides to send in some forces later. ____________________________________________________________________________________
Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_1095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
Wait, you expect things to return to normal when Act 2 ends?
Really? Normal? Since when does anything qualify as normal under any meaning in this place?
+X to any players who claim it 3/40 for Hank Come on... faster! I've gotta kill that clown!
Hold your horses Hank, these things take time! Like coming back for friends? What is with you!? I left you means to communicate. If you'd wanted me to come back you could have called!
((I have decided that I am going to do something absolutely ridiculous and nonsensical with the alchemiter and just ram stuff together to see what happens.))
I combine a hammer with knitting needles. 1/?
5/40 x4
8/15 x5
Screw this, that clown is too much for me!!!
I splash myself with a potion of rejuvenation and take potshots at the neurax worm queen.
Entertaining? You want entertainment, I'll give you entertainment--Easy there. Don't make enemies right away. Sigh.
HA, YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN THREATEN ME?! I, MANUS, FATHER OF THE ABYSS!? THE ONE FROM WHICH ALL HUMANITY ORIGINATED FROM! A BEING OF POWER BEYOND YOUR VERY COMPREHENSION?! YOU ARE FORTUNATE I AM EXPECTING COMPANY SOON, SO I SHALL ONLY SHOW YOU A TOKEN OF MY POWER. BE WARY OF HOW YOU PROCEED, LEST YOU BRING ABOUT MY FULL WRATH!
*The light grows very dim across the battlefield and strange noises begin to emit from seemingly beneath everyone's feet. Something wicked this way comes...*
Artorias, the Abyss Walker
9/20
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
HA, YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN THREATEN ME?! I, MANUS, FATHER OF THE ABYSS!? THE ONE FROM WHICH ALL HUMANITY ORIGINATED FROM! A BEING OF POWER BEYOND YOUR VERY COMPREHENSION?! YOU ARE FORTUNATE I AM EXPECTING COMPANY SOON, SO I SHALL ONLY SHOW YOU A TOKEN OF MY POWER. BE WARY OF HOW YOU PROCEED, LEST YOU BRING ABOUT MY FULL WRATH!
*The light grows very dim across the battlefield and strange noises begin to emit from seemingly beneath everyone's feet. Something wicked this way comes...*
Artorias, the Abyss Walker
9/20
Yeah yeah yeah, another blathermouth.
I don't actually recall that oh-so-'impressive' Actually, no, I need bigger quotes. "Impressive" virus bomb doing anything significant.
Seriously, follow up on those threats. Weren't you doing the same thing before?
+X to any players who claim it 4/40 for Hank
2/? for my new alchemy
6/40 x4
9/15 x5
I continue to use my splash potion bonus and begin slicing up the neurax worm queen like a snail for escargo.
The_Serpent, I am going to be messaging you soon about extremely plot-relevant things.
Regretful Breach: 7/40
Healing Targets: 7/20
I materialize my amazement into a hammer and throw it at the Demon Portal.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Eden Core spawns...
A Bloatfly swarm and a Centaur. I let them choose who to attack.
Liberty Prime: 40/40!
The giant robot bursts from the Garden of Eden's basement and begins to use its laser on the portal.
Liberty Prime: 80,000 HP.
I use a chainsaw to dismember a random PG Entity.
Healing Targets: 8/40
I order more constructs to be sent to the Garden of Eden to target the Demonic Portal.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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UNLESS YOU HAVE POSTS LEFT
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Ahem, there is an echo in here, ahem.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Vulture Droid fighter x45: 21/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 21/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 21/40
Programming: 14/15
Protocol 72: 6/10
I'll be making my great escape now!
Healing Targets: 9/20
I use my Game Master Powers to tweak the Constructs a bit.
Construct [AG] HP: 9000/9000
Actions
Mace Maul: Deals 3000 melee damage.
Protective Block: Halves damage taken this turn only.
Passives
Sturdy Movement: This entity takes two turns to migrate between zones.
AG Servants: This entity cannot be bewitched to the Godmodder's side.
This is to go on the wiki.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Twin, I think its time you took advantage of the godmodder flipping out to remind everyone as to why the godmodder is the namesake.
I mean of course, an absolute rampage of destruction, its been a long time since we've had on of those.
+X to any players who claim it, I +1 the charge for Hank.
Finally, Its about time.
Hank, you're the main character.
Doesn't mean I shouldn't get a shot at Tricky.
I finish my new potion if I haven't yet, if I have, I duplicate it and give the extra copy to aegis.
4/40 x4
7/15 x5
I Attempt to shoot Tricky with the Danger: High Voltage.
7500 damage dealt to Tricky.
Now I'm angry.
meep.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Got post in time = +1 point
Man, ya gots to let a bro play TF2! It's the bro code!
2,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper due to unoriginality.
1,149 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The conglomerate floats into the sky, staring at you intently. Then, they speak.
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we
GRANDMATRIARCHS: are satiated
GRANDMATRIARCHS: that was
GRANDMATRIARCHS: a good fight
GRANDMATRIARCHS: you gave us
GRANDMATRIARCHS: it brought warmth
GRANDMATRIARCHS: to these
GRANDMATRIARCHS: old bones
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we
GRANDMATRIARCHS: are eternal
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we have found ways
GRANDMATRIARCHS: to capture the essence
GRANDMATRIARCHS: of the cookie
GRANDMATRIARCHS: aegis, armageddon's administrator
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we present to you
GRANDMATRIARCHS: a way to trap light
GRANDMATRIARCHS: into cookie
GRANDMATRIARCHS: use it well
Out of shimmering light, they create a triangle-like object that appears to made from glass and is placed on a pedestal. It floats to your location.
GRANDMATRIARCHS: this prism
GRANDMATRIARCHS: will serve you well
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we must go
GRANDMATRIARCHS: we
GRANDMATRIARCHS: are appeased
GRANDMATRIARCHS: goodbye
The Grandmatriarch Army vanishes, disappearing from the Battlefield. You recieve their Spoil of War: The Prism! The Godmodder looks displeased...
GODMODDER: You idiots!
GODMODDER: You weren't supposed to help them!
GODMODDER: You were supposed to KILL THEM!
GODMODDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
GODMODDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahaha... Heh...
GODMODDER: Heh.
GODMODDER: They'll get what's coming to them.
GODMODDER: Heh.
He now has a resigned expression.
However, after their acension, an orb of light floats down from where the Grandmatriarchs disappeared. It flows into your Soul Gem, filling it with a soul of the Grandmatriarch Army. I suppose you should handle this with caution.
Right before the spaceship falls on him, the Godmodder snaps his fingers, turning it into a harmless kitten. He snaps his fingers again and teleports the kitten at your position, then turns it back into the spaceship, which promptly... AHAHAHAH! Hah... That was funny to watch, if not a little gruesome.
1,500 damage to The_Serpent and the Mutant Zombie!
For the animation, if you mean in DTG, I would just imagine them saying it out loud. If you mean in actual Minecraft, I don't really know.
2,500 damage to Sawbuck. However, he teleports you to a random point in the server, disabling all your attacks this turn. Final vote added!
This attack will only deal a normal amount of damage because:
1. No one knows what the Demon Portal is made out of, and
2. Frying Pans are not effective with mining, only Pickaxes are.
So, the attack defaults to 7,500 damage.
INCOMING!
You airdrop a radioactive bomb, irradiating the Mutant Zombie and Mutant Creeper. xXExtremeGeneralXx will use his special attack this turn, anyway. Your sidequest seems good enough.
Project Nexus and Co. move to the Garden of Eden! However, Tricky the Clown stays, and starts... Hmm. No, this won't do. This won't do at all. Although... Hmm. It'll only affect entities... Sure, why not? I'll let this pass.
Tricky the Clown starts glitching out reality! However, one can really only glitch out reality with mishandling of Void Artifacts, and... Oh, what's that? You want to know what a Void Artifact is? Well, I'm not telling you. All in due time... As I was saying, Tricky's glitching-out will be severely slowed due to him not glitching THIS reality the "right way". However, given enough time, it will happen.
You use the Splash Potion of Rejuvenation, gaining 200% Accuracy and mini-critting your attacks this turn! You deal a mini-critted 5,625 damage. Because he is frozen, he doesn't teleport you away.
It looks like you've upgraded the Potion of Swiftness as much as it can go.
7,500 damage to Tricky! Whether this does nothing or not is debatable.
7,500 damage!
I will try to update it. In the meantime, I will PM you a brief retelling of what's going on right now. So many people are doing their own thing, it's hard to keep track...
You aren't anywhere near the Battlefield!
3 Wrinklers killed!
You can make 2 big charges at a time, coupled with 1 smaller one, plus an alchemization. I'd like to see the Void Rift. That sounds devastating and fun to watch... Eheheheh.
3,000 damage.
Entertaining? You want entertainment, I'll give you entertainment--Easy there. Don't make enemies right away. Sigh.
2,000 damage.
Your entities will do as you say.
v0RrteK[:S£]\ appears. The Anti-Archmaster Juice deals 4,000 damage to the Archmaster! +2,000 HP to the Demon Portal.
Charitomb suffers 3,000 fall damage!
The Army of 12-Year Olds appears! Since the Grandmatriarch Army is killed, they will all attack the Wrinklers.
3,000 damage.
That I remember.
You aren't anywhere near the Battlefield!
Got it. 6,000 damage to the Altar. +2,000 HP to the Altar.
-4,000 Population! That's just... horrible. Why would you nuke innocent flies?
I figured that due to all the Homestuck references, I should do something extravagant. Although, I never expected it to turn into... This. But you are right. The only reason the Godmodder is taking a backseat is because this is the HOMESTUCK Invasion. After Act 2, things should return to normal.
Should being the operative word here.
-4,000 Population.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster! The Portal gains 2,000 HP.
Demon's Conglomerate AND The Platinum Punch = The Fire and Brimstone (Level 4: 1/5)
White Magnum ~~~ Loom = Calliope Shirt
You got the CALLIOPE SHIRT! The shirt that Calliope wears in Homestuck.
All of your heads indeed explode as you are all completely blown away by this stunning revelation.
6,000 damage!
Core Entities spawned! Liberty Prime, a giant robot, appears and starts attacking the Demon Portal! 3 Wrinklers killed.
More Constructs appear!
The Grandmatriarch Army is dead!
Constructs tweaked.
The Godmodder's computer prevents you from restarting your computer! When you try to open Task Manager, nothing happens. You hire many tech guys, but none of them can even get you to leave the server, let alone disable the virus... When you burn your computer and acquire a new one, Minecraft instantly opens up, with you on the server! Switching internet hosts does nothing to help.
I think the Godmodder's got that covered.
Heh.
7,500 damage to Tricky! All this does is tick him off more...
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber! (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Advance through orange
You head into the orange room, maneuvering past the glass walls. A staircase is up ahead.
>Forward 2
You exit the orange goop, with no ill effects. You travel up the steep staircase and head into a new corridor. Up ahead are 4 blue and 4 green cubes arranged in a pattern on the wall. On either side of you are 2 locked doors. One door requires 8 cubes to be opened, and the other requires 12 cubes.
What do you do now?
>...
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Woodlands Army deals 7,000 damage to The_Serpent! Tricky the Clown deals 4,000 damage to Sawbuck and kills a Neurax Worm!
LORD HELIX and his Yanmega deal 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Thresh hits a Fruit Cart! "MY TOMATOES! They're technically a fruit!" He gains 2,500 HP. Fegelein and Engie deal 4,000 damage to the Fly Army 1! The Sentry Gun kills 4 Wood Jesters! The Neurax Worm Queen and its Neurax Worms deal 10,000 damage to LORD HELIX! THe Fly Army deals 3,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper!
xXExtremeGeneralXx glows with power and uses his special attack FULL HUETARD!
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When all is said and done, all PG and Hostile entities cannot attack this turn, save for the Godmodder.
Kage Kami re-appears on the Battlefield! Charitomb deals 4,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper, and the Army of 12-Year Olds kills 2 Wrinklers!
The Godmodder-Heh.-deals 20,000 damage to Engie and LORD HELIX!
Project Nexus and all affiliated entities deal 12,300 damage to the Garden Shields! The Turrets and Deathclaws kill the Demonhead Guardian! The Centaurs and Super Mutants deal 11,000 damage to
\OLIvi[e*R]! The Constructs and Liberty Prime deal 7,000 damage to the Demon Portal. The Demons destroy the Garden Shields! The Godmodder notices The_Serpent and his struggles to attack the Garden of Eden and decides to send in some forces later.
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 41,000/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x9.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x38.)
Wood Jesters: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x91.)
Woodlands Archmaster: [H] HP: 9,500/40,000.
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75%. PROBABILITY INTEGRITY: 95%.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 19,000/50,000.
Altar of Power: [N] HP: 26,000/30,000.
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 940,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 25%. Yanmega: 3,000/8,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 63,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 69,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 142,500/200,000.
Neurax Eggs: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Fly Hive: [N] 27,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 1,350 Population. Fly Army 2: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population.
xXExtremeGeneralXx: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: IIII
Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 2,500/7,500. (x5.) Infection: III
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 100,400/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 80% Teleported away from the Battlefield, will come back next turn.
Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 27,000/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP.
Army of 12-Year Olds: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x25.)
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x6.)
Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 24,375/100,000. Freeze: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 52,500/100,000. Infection: III Radioactivity: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 41,000/100,000. Radioactivity: III
Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: 01001000 01100101 01101000 00101110
ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 45%
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Garden of Eden:
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 196,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x8.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.)
Jebus: [H] HP: 110,000/175,000.
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 3,500/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Regen: III
Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 7,000/7,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 12,000/12,000 HP.
Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Bloatfly Swarm: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x15.)
Centaurs: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x3.)
Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x18.)
Liberty Prime: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Demon Portal: [PG] HP: 56,500/100,000.
NETHer(BRIc)K: [PG] HP: 25,500/37,000.
\OLIvi[e*R]: [PG] HP: 40,200/51,200.
v0RrteK[:S£]\: [PG] HP: 43,560/43,560.
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_1095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
Really? Normal? Since when does anything qualify as normal under any meaning in this place?
+X to any players who claim it 3/40 for Hank
Come on... faster! I've gotta kill that clown!
Hold your horses Hank, these things take time!
Like coming back for friends?
What is with you!? I left you means to communicate.
If you'd wanted me to come back you could have called!
((I have decided that I am going to do something absolutely ridiculous and nonsensical with the alchemiter and just ram stuff together to see what happens.))
I combine a hammer with knitting needles. 1/?
5/40 x4
8/15 x5
Screw this, that clown is too much for me!!!
I splash myself with a potion of rejuvenation and take potshots at the neurax worm queen.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I launch an EMP Bomb at the Operator. We got to take it out soon!
MechJeb's Big Plan: 6/30.
HA, YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN THREATEN ME?! I, MANUS, FATHER OF THE ABYSS!? THE ONE FROM WHICH ALL HUMANITY ORIGINATED FROM! A BEING OF POWER BEYOND YOUR VERY COMPREHENSION?! YOU ARE FORTUNATE I AM EXPECTING COMPANY SOON, SO I SHALL ONLY SHOW YOU A TOKEN OF MY POWER. BE WARY OF HOW YOU PROCEED, LEST YOU BRING ABOUT MY FULL WRATH!
*The light grows very dim across the battlefield and strange noises begin to emit from seemingly beneath everyone's feet. Something wicked this way comes...*
Artorias, the Abyss Walker
9/20
Yeah yeah yeah, another blathermouth.
I don't actually recall that oh-so-'impressive' Actually, no, I need bigger quotes. "Impressive" virus bomb doing anything significant.
Seriously, follow up on those threats.
Weren't you doing the same thing before?
+X to any players who claim it 4/40 for Hank
2/? for my new alchemy
6/40 x4
9/15 x5
I continue to use my splash potion bonus and begin slicing up the neurax worm queen like a snail for escargo.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.