Fun fact: it should be really easy to create battlefield-wide weapons using the Very Fine setying of the refinery. Just something to note.
Suika [9/40]
Goard [9/40]
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I know that all these NPCs don't pose a threat to me, but I got a little bit carried away at the sounds of pain. What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me! I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
"I hit the hardest of the 3 of us currently capable of fighting. Thresh, damage buff on me. Fegelein, physical resistance nerf on Grandmatriarch Army."
"Gotcha."
"Ja."
Bored.
Bored bored bored.
"If the PG team decide to attack us, you won't be bored soon."
*Wham*
4/4 + charge factory - Calypso puts up a fail safe in case something happens.
19/20
5/5 + charge factory - I run multiple scans on the Calypso's coding, fixing errors as I see them.
10/10-I meant it to be a joke, but they're all doused with slow burning napalm all the same.
I falcon punch Stitch in the gut - his power is healing entities and burning them isn't it.
TERMS OF ASSISTANCE
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
20/20 - I deal a massive blow to the OPERATOR by highlighting all of his coding, and turning it to COMIC SANS!!!
1/40
1/40
I chuck bricks at a random PG.
TERMS OF ASSISTANCE
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
40/40
40/40 - Launch bay completed, every round, the Preston Cole will spawn a frigate/destroyer escort (same rules as the others) and 5 Pelicans.
ZAX: 40/40
The GECK and the ZAX Supercomputer begin to do something...
And it creates a fortress!
Garden of Eden:
Core: Garden of Eden Creation Kit: 15,000 HP Special: Heals 5 random AG entities every turn. Amount of healing depends on the amount of damage the entity has sustained. ZAX Mainframe: 25,000 HP Special: Automates healing, controls defense systems
Defense System (must be destroyed first): ZAX Defense Turret |Liberty|: 30,000 HP, Shield HP = 5,000 ZAX Defense Turret |Independence|: 30,00 HP, Shield HP = 5,000 Turrets can only attack hostiles in the Garden of Eden Garden Shield: 40,000 HP
Note for TwinBuilder: Although it may seem OP, the Garden of Eden is not because it was an 80-post charge, 40 from the GECK and 40 from the ZAX. Feel free to make adjustments.
The GECK heals the Questionable Armor, Redeemer Hitler, the Charge Factory, and two more random AG entities.
The Questionable Armor moves to the Garden of Eden to protect it.
Whoo! Outstanding shot, Ross8815! You will be remembered!
Wait, the post limit? Crap, I have a life, so I can't post much, and will need placeholders.
Can you please continue to strike out omitted posts?
Sinnesloschen: 30/40 (Expended Charge Factory Point)
Raidriar's Warning: 20/40 (Expended Charge Factory point)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 3/10 (We have arrived and are attempting to communicate with the commander.)
I bludgeon DemonicDaVinci over the head for posting so much at night. He/she lands on the Wrinklers.
Whoo! Outstanding shot, Ross8815! You will be remembered!
Wait, the post limit? Crap, I have a life, so I can't post much, and will need placeholders.
Can you please continue to strike out omitted posts?
Sinnesloschen: 30/40 (Expended Charge Factory Point)
Raidriar's Warning: 20/40 (Expended Charge Factory point)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 3/10 (We have arrived and are attempting to communicate with the commander.)
I bludgeon DemonicDaVinci over the head for posting so much at night. He/she lands on the Wrinklers.
Bro. I'm a guy. Disregard my avatar. And I live in the Philippines, so it's afternoon here.
Sinnesloschen: 32/40 (Expended Charge Factory Point)
Raidriar's Warning: 22/40 (Expended Charge Factory point)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 5/10 (We have arrived and are attempting to communicate with the commander.)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 5/10 (After a bit of fighting, thanks to Demonic's help, we have communicated with Captain Sparklez and our help is necessary. Defending a valued mine and fort, this is a crucial point.)
Oh, sorry. Thanks for the information, though.
The thing is, can you please allow more than one post to get between yours?
I decide to go with the sword.
Let's build that now.
( 8 / 20 )
ANARCHY
DEMOCRACY
( 3 / 5 )
Lance puts away his communicator, and waits for the plane to come.
Anna will use Refresh on Lance.
Lance continues the call.
I teleport next to the a Portal using the Hand of Pearl, then I proceed to blast it with dark magic.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
No, it's +1.
Assisting someone 3 times does not make your charge go ahead by 3, only by one.
I instead attack the Operator with the Code Blaster.
Fun fact: it should be really easy to create battlefield-wide weapons using the Very Fine setying of the refinery. Just something to note.
Suika [9/40]
Goard [9/40]
What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me!
I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
1/40 x2
No, don't add them yet. They'll work better together. Actually, I probably have to nerf their stats. I'll PM you about it eventually.
I barge into the charge factory, and ram one of the load bearing pillars.
Insanity: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Charge: 1/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY
Fegelein: [N] HP: 74,000/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 10/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not Built. Lv. 1 Sentry HP: 5,000/5,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 150,000/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
"I hit the hardest of the 3 of us currently capable of fighting. Thresh, damage buff on me. Fegelein, physical resistance nerf on Grandmatriarch Army."
"Gotcha."
"Ja."
Bored.
Bored bored bored.
"If the PG team decide to attack us, you won't be bored soon."
*Wham*
Insanity: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Charge: 2/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: RECHARGING
Fegelein: [N] HP: 74,000/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 9/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not Built. Lv. 1 Sentry HP: 5,000/5,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 150,000/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
19/20
5/5 + charge factory - I run multiple scans on the Calypso's coding, fixing errors as I see them.
10/10-I meant it to be a joke, but they're all doused with slow burning napalm all the same.
I falcon punch Stitch in the gut - his power is healing entities and burning them isn't it.
TERMS OF ASSISTANCE
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Giants sword's done.
The whole robot's done, but it dosen't have it's souls yet.
*raises Hand of Pearl*
Come forth.
( 9 / 20 )
UP START DOWN A RIGHT A A B START
( 4 / 5 )
A plane appears overhead!
I wrinkle some wrinklers.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
1/40
1/40
I chuck bricks at a random PG.
TERMS OF ASSISTANCE
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
40/40
40/40 - Launch bay completed, every round, the Preston Cole will spawn a frigate/destroyer escort (same rules as the others) and 5 Pelicans.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
14/20
I can't think of good captions... so yeah...
Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion completed!
I assist Aegis.
The GECK and the ZAX Supercomputer begin to do something...
And it creates a fortress!
Garden of Eden:
Core:
Garden of Eden Creation Kit: 15,000 HP
Special: Heals 5 random AG entities every turn. Amount of healing depends on the amount of damage the entity has sustained.
ZAX Mainframe: 25,000 HP
Special: Automates healing, controls defense systems
Defense System (must be destroyed first):
ZAX Defense Turret |Liberty|: 30,000 HP, Shield HP = 5,000
ZAX Defense Turret |Independence|: 30,00 HP, Shield HP = 5,000
Turrets can only attack hostiles in the Garden of Eden
Garden Shield: 40,000 HP
Note for TwinBuilder:
Although it may seem OP, the Garden of Eden is not because it was an 80-post charge, 40 from the GECK and 40 from the ZAX. Feel free to make adjustments.
The GECK heals the Questionable Armor, Redeemer Hitler, the Charge Factory, and two more random AG entities.
The Questionable Armor moves to the Garden of Eden to protect it.
16/20
Pompedom
I assist Aegis again!
I start duplicating my Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion.
Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion x 6
1/5
I throw carnivorous cranberries at the Wrinklers.
Going Grimdark (Assuming I got 1 charge from DaVinci and 1 from Aegis)
19/20
Almost done...
I re-assist Aegis.
Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion x 6
2/5
+1 from charge factory.
Going Grimdark: 21/20
Wait, the post limit? Crap, I have a life, so I can't post much, and will need placeholders.
Can you please continue to strike out omitted posts?
Sinnesloschen: 30/40 (Expended Charge Factory Point)
Raidriar's Warning: 20/40 (Expended Charge Factory point)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 3/10 (We have arrived and are attempting to communicate with the commander.)
I bludgeon DemonicDaVinci over the head for posting so much at night. He/she lands on the Wrinklers.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Bro. I'm a guy. Disregard my avatar. And I live in the Philippines, so it's afternoon here.
Sinnesloschen: 32/40 (Expended Charge Factory Point)
Raidriar's Warning: 22/40 (Expended Charge Factory point)
Mob Battlefields Trip: 5/10 (We have arrived and are attempting to communicate with the commander.)
Because of this, I join the neutral team.
"Death and destruction to all! MWUHAHA!"
I now begin combining stuff, MANIACALLY!
Heavy Dispenserifle && Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion
1/???
Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion x 6
3/5
Raidriar's Warning: 22/40
Mob Battlefields Trip: 5/10 (After a bit of fighting, thanks to Demonic's help, we have communicated with Captain Sparklez and our help is necessary. Defending a valued mine and fort, this is a crucial point.)
Oh, sorry. Thanks for the information, though.
The thing is, can you please allow more than one post to get between yours?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/nullpost