I officially declare this post-limit experiment failed. We hit 40 even faster.
Also, on Tricky the clown, I'm going to change up his attack pattern.
Due to his tendency to tear through 8-foot concrete walls like paper, he enters and leaves side-quest areas at will, ending in the area where his most recent attack was aimed.
He has a 50% chance to attack the Felt, a 30% chance to attack whichever entity (other than the godmodder) that has dealt Tricky the most damage that round (if that just so happens to be the Felt, great), a 15% chance to attack a neutral or AG entity, and a 5% chance to attack a PG or hostile entity (The Felt also fall into this category). This pretty much covers what Tricky would do in a situation like this. So many targets to choose from, he's going to go after whichever group tried to off him. In this case, the Felt.
I politely ask the creepy dummy to assist me in defeating the Felt and ask it what it would like in return.
+X to any players who claim it
3/? its a staff I'm getting right?
17/40 for my summons
5/5 for my mini-attack: I take Danger: High Voltage, smash the obsidian bucket into Crowbar's face, then while he's reeling backwards, unload as many shells from my gun as possible with the extended clip I've been using. Then I take multi-hit sword, and perform a time-splintered combo by swinging the sword at 2c (light-speed) that lands at the same time as the shells. When Crowbar lands, he hits a nice patch of ice magic that impales him on a large assortment of razor sharp ice shards.
Then I just wail on him with radioactive-obsidian iron sword.
Just a note, Eric hasn't arrived yet. Its still all piono
I hereby officially suggest the "revised post limit" of 3 posts per person. Seriously, this could stop the spam entirely. We should just try it for a little bit and see how it goes, at least. The 40-mark is just being decimated ever-faster at the moment.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
Idea:
If you post over 5 times in a turn, you are CURSED!
The curse lasts for how many posts you go over 5. ( You did 6 posts, you are cursed for 1 turn. 7, curse is for 2 turns, ect. )
When cursed, you can only post twice per turn, until it wears off.
In the status section, you can see your "curse" status.
EDIT 2: Anyways, now that Twin's turn update is complete, I do an attack. Let's See.... I give Green Twin 3,333.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.... (to infinity AND BEYOND!) Health, and put peanut butter on everything in Red Twin's room, so hopefully he will come back, see that, and leave again. And if he retaliates against Green Twin for that, I put a protective shield around Green Twin's room so that the Red Twin can't enter Green Twin's room.
Also, I attack the Portals and the Egg Fleet.
And, I vote for both of the players to use their attacks.
Thanks for the 3,333 HP!
Red Twin doesn't have a room...?
You deal 2,000 damage to a Portal and the Egg Fleet!
I begin a trip to the Mob Battlefields, where normal players battle mobs under the influence of the Godmodder. This is hopefully to gain resources to use in the Forge. Elite Constructs Avion and Valus will be sent to gather resources.
Gee, what's up with Lord Helix? He's been standing idling for the whole turn without a single care in the world...
He's probably upset with the loss of Battery Jesus.
I repair the Charge Factory.
You mess with me, I mess with you.
I use the Australium Opel and his.... split personalities gained to overcharge my Grenade Launcher and use it to attack the Operator, the Grandmatriarch Army and Gigyas.
Haha, I knew installing a self-awareness core to the Tripod would be useful.
No he hasn't! He attacks with the other TPP Entities under the name "TPP Squad."
I use the server's infinite processing power (it is powered by infinite computers) to crack the godmodder's password in 3.2 seconds, take over his computer, and force the godmodder to log off while I am whacking him repeatedly with my sword, causing the combat log plugin to kill him for logging off in combat. If the godmodder's password is somehow immune to this attack, the excessive use of server processing power causes the server to have a massive lag spike (remember, I am using the same conduits that the virus used to get in) that prevents all actions for the turn, then continues extremely dangerous overclocking procedures that cause processors to overload and stop working, damaging the server integrity. The excessive use of power causes a mass blackout, and though the godmodder's backup generators keep the remaining server processors online, I use the blackout and some advanced calculations to pinpoint the godmodder's house IRL.
Mob invasion actions: N/A (due to lag).
Note: due to the fact that I have control of the infinity reactor, which acts as a Checkhov's Charge (a hidden charge, which there are no rules against), this attack cannot fail due to lack of charge.
The Godmodder, after your breached his server, set up innumerable firewalls to prevent anyone from going in the same way the VIRUS did! It was in the server with no way out, but that meant you were out with no way in either.
Unless you have proof you were charging the Infinity Reactor, I am not letting it go through.
Come on, boys, am I the only one doing stuff here?
Well, Rage seems to be unusually calm right now, Insane is within the brain toying around with his Godmodder Doll, and Instability is just checking on you all. Don't fear, young girl, I'll act up soon. Seriously. I hate it when you cut me off like how Split does to Build.
It's hilarious to see you act up.
Oh, just [Censored] you.
Your insults are music to my ears.
You know what's going to be music to your ears? PA-
Calm down, you. He's within yourself, you can't just fight him.
The prestiges of being a personality of a loser. You should try it sometime, Pacifist.
OH, JUST GO TO THE No, I don't intend to do it anytime soon.
Aw, you're missing out on the fun. Anyway, my playtime's over. See youuu...
Ugh, Pacifist, now you're going to cut me out, too?
I can't let yourself fall prey to him. Get mad at him, and then he'll push you down to his level and then beat you with experience. It happened several times to you before.
...you're just like a bigger sister I never had to me.
Article 1A +1x to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
While the godmodder is trying to fight off a internal DDOS on his server, I add several logic bombs to show how this sort of server could NEVER work in reality.
1: no matter how many processors the server uses, there is only 1 thread of operation, which is not enough for 12 million players.
2: an infinite amount of processors would need infinite power to run, and there are no Infinity Reactors in real life.
3: the godmodder's internet should be clogged with millions of data packets from all the players.
The Godmodder points out another bombshell: this ISN'T real life! Who knew? He then points out that this is all imaginary, taking place in a forum game! There are dragons, evil grandmas, and demon monsters. Using the term "reality" doesn't exactly make sense here. He does thank you for the valuable info, though!
Crusher48: "This server is liable to be subject to a barrage of cyberattacks, and even the strongest virus will fall if the computer it is on dies. However, you can flee. There is the whole rest of the internet you can terrorize. Run, and make your hideout in various hidden parts of the internet. If you stay, something WILL wipe you completely. Don't say I didn't warn you."
As a side effect, the Operator's mad rush to get off the server takes up all the bandwidth of the server's internet connection.
It is my destiny to stay here and ensure I have at least a small part in this server's demise. If I die here, so be it. At least I will help further the events that will come. I have no need to terrorize the rest of the internet; there are others who will do that for me. My job, my purpose, is here. And you can't change that.
Mob Battlefields Trip: 3/10 (We have arrived! Avion gets his troops to fighting as Valus attempts to communicate with the commander in power currently.)
I thank OpelSpeedster for repairing the Charge Factory as I repair the Tripod in thanks.
Also, thanks to the person who voted for Ross8815 to use his special attack. We only need two more votes!
Using the power absorbed from the core before the godmodder kicked me out, I fire a CORE BEAM, with its center the color of rainbows, and splits into 8 beams, striking 8 random entities.
I also fire the core beam at the server coding, lowering 3 random entities integrity by 10%
Mob Battlefields Trip: 4/10
(We are reasoning with General AntVenom while Elite Construct Avion battles alongside the players and his own army of Constructs against the mobs, gathering resources all the way.)
You got THE PLATINUM PUNCH! A powerful hammer with spiked edges. You can spit out an infinite number of spikes with no need to reload, and they are also flaming and tipped with nitro-hydrochloric acid, which can dissolve precious metals (like platinum.)
Why dont you just charge your stuff in between comments? I know you have a limit number of posts left.
39/40
15/20
10/10 - I drain the swimming pool and refill it with unlit napalm. (Napalm's heavy, gel-like consistency is more sticky than gum+hair and is impossible to remove in addition to being lighter than water, making it like swimming in thick oil) I shove Crowbar in (the pawns too if I can).
I meet Crowbar's pleading eyes with a cold stare and reach into my pocket, retrieving a simple cigarette lighter. "Don't do it! I hate pain!" his eyes say. I press down on the little orange button on my lighter with click, calling forth a little orange flame. With the flick of my hand, send it all flying into the pool and watch as it bursts into a raging inferno before walking away. (bonus for epic narration)
I repair Calypso's Integrity.
I replace a busted up section of the Charge factory.
The Pool Room doesn't have that type of pool. It's billiards.
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY and the Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP.
Mob Battlefield Trip: 5/10!
(After a long day of fighting and battling, the remaining Constructs are exhausted, but still fight on, plundering loot all the way!)
I put a magnet on the Tripod, making all metal-based attacks heal it for the next few turns!
Edit your posts and put your comments on top, and your actions below.
BTW, look at the bottom of your screen when you post, it should say something like "You can put # posts before #:## time"Edit your posts and put your comments on top, and your actions below.
40/40
16/20
1/5
I attack Tripod with a wrench, which is both metal based and healing.
Repairing Calypso's integrity. I give Calypso a pep talk.
Aegis: Calypso, I know you're better than this.Calypso: ...Aegis: In my time fighting the Covenant before the treaty, I was never so glad to have you on our side.Calypso: This environment is unfamiliar...Aegis: That shouldn't matter, its all code, Java at that and you're a master of coding. This should be your game. Your win.+ 20 integrity 10 integration, and +1 to rootkit attack
Article 1A +1x to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
More summoning! Yeah!
... This had better be worth it in the end! With Kochiya Sanae as my witness, I will drown you all in the flames of my burning best friends, Jack and Ivan!
Woah, I also realized that DTG didn't make it to page 320, nontheless 334.. And the GM is at 49/125.... Wow.. GG Twin. GG. I tell the GM this news, and he believes he is immortal, and invincible, so he gets distracted, and while his guard is down, I punch the Godmodder in his gorilla. (D, not A..)
Failed, becuase you cannot punch someone in their gorrila! A gorrila is not a tangible thing, although it is something you can do.
Forward 1: You advance into the dimly colord corridor. The path branches. To the left, there's a bright path with a sign, continuing back into a dark path. To the right, it appears to be a dead end with a peculiar object.
Turn Left: You turn left into the corridor. A sign with a rocket says "Venturing into the unknown can lead to great rewards." To the left, a window reveals an odd series of rooms. To the right, a window shows a blue room with a peculiar gun-looking object. The path continues ahead.
Forward 1: You leave begind the lights and advance into the dark, going down a flight of stairs. You end up in a new room with two staircases. One is colored red and the other is colored blue.
180: You ignore the stairs and turn around.
Forward 1:You go up the previous stairs, but come out into a completely different area. It is a small room with a bar in the floor. The left wall shows two cuboid pyramids with a bluish tint. A pink cube hops around. The right wall shows the same motif, just with a pink tint.
180: You turn around again, looking back into the black.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
40/40
40/40
You deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY and the Maverick gains 2,000 HP.
"Nobody has attacked us yet. Still, there's the GM army and Operator."
We going for them then.
"But of course."
"Plan of attack?"
"Es gehen der Grand-Matriarchin Armee die Verteidigung..."
"Sentry going up. Thresh, you attack the Grandmatriarch Army."
"Got it."
*Whump*
I revenge attack Crowbar with Green Sun Annihilator for disabling Carnage, blasting him away.
I boost Calypso's Integrity
I repair the Maverick's Titanium-A plating.
My terms of assistance: Please look
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is available once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
You deal 7,000 damage to Crowbar!
Calypso gains 2 INTEGRITY and the Maverick gains 1,500 HP.
Thanks people, for going EXTREMELY HIGH before I joined. I have the right for 1 more post now, because I haven't posted 1 single thing yet. Also, I think the Post Limit per Person thing is a good idea
On topic:
Going Grimdark
12/20
MWUHAHA
I begin brewing:
Potion of Nuclear Fission OOO Gunpowder
1/?
Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion (1/2)
I officially declare this post-limit experiment failed. We hit 40 even faster.
Also, on Tricky the clown, I'm going to change up his attack pattern.
Due to his tendency to tear through 8-foot concrete walls like paper, he enters and leaves side-quest areas at will, ending in the area where his most recent attack was aimed.
He has a 50% chance to attack the Felt, a 30% chance to attack whichever entity (other than the godmodder) that has dealt Tricky the most damage that round (if that just so happens to be the Felt, great), a 15% chance to attack a neutral or AG entity, and a 5% chance to attack a PG or hostile entity (The Felt also fall into this category). This pretty much covers what Tricky would do in a situation like this. So many targets to choose from, he's going to go after whichever group tried to off him. In this case, the Felt.
I politely ask the creepy dummy to assist me in defeating the Felt and ask it what it would like in return.
+X to any players who claim it
3/? its a staff I'm getting right?
17/40 for my summons
5/5 for my mini-attack: I take Danger: High Voltage, smash the obsidian bucket into Crowbar's face, then while he's reeling backwards, unload as many shells from my gun as possible with the extended clip I've been using. Then I take multi-hit sword, and perform a time-splintered combo by swinging the sword at 2c (light-speed) that lands at the same time as the shells. When Crowbar lands, he hits a nice patch of ice magic that impales him on a large assortment of razor sharp ice shards.
Then I just wail on him with radioactive-obsidian iron sword.
Agreed.
Tricky the Clown's attack strategy is altered!
The Creepy Dummy responds by saying that it doesn't feel like attacking anything today. It says maybe another day.
((I think all these nullposts should go to the chat thread and not here. I mean, you're adding more posts anyway, might as well use them to attack.))
I repair the Tripod. Again.
((And really. Five posts per person or 55-post cap plz))
The Tripod gains 1,000 HP.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX suddenly realizes that the TPP Squad is no more. Enraged, he deals 5,000 damage to Giygas! Giygas [YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS'S ATTACK] the Nerfed Tower of Doom! Engie builds a LV. 1 Sentry and Thresh deals 2,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Ross8815, in a blinding flash of light, begins to perform his special attack! He rolls the die...
(5)
Ross8815 performs the build attack TNT BARRAGE! He deals 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet, Froakie, and Cookie Monster before dissapearing in a puff of smoke. Zephhyre deals 2,000 damage to a Portal! The Tripod uses its OVERCLOCKED Grenade Launcher, dealing 6,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army and Giygas! THE OPERATOR also loses 4 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 6,900 damage to ATV! Anna the Ranger deals 2,000 damage to a Portal! The Questionable Armor MK. II deals 2,000 damage to SCP-682!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 10,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! The Wrinklers deal an additional 5,000 damage, and also deal 5,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! The rest of the PGs deal 30,000 damage to the Questionable Armor MK. II! The Godmodder deals 30,000 damage to Giygas!
Tricky the Clown deals 5,000 damage to Crowbar! The rest of the AG entities finish Crowbar off. The Carapacian Pawns deal 3,000 damage to the Cybersaurus!
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,450 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mob Army deals 18,000 damage to the Death Egg MK.II! The Mutant Skeleton succumbs to the Wither effect...the rest of the Mutant Mobs turn the CRP3 Regiment into the CRP2 Regiment!
THE OPERATOR lowers the ARMOR INTEGRITY and CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY by 20! It also beins devising a way to get rid of Calypso...
Meanwhile, in Antichamber...
A odd wormlike GHOST swarms around the corridors, looking for another black object to consume.
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
I give Green TwinBuilder 1,666.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666...(and so on) health. [Aren't you the same person - Red Twin and Green Twin? If so, then half your brain should belong to Red Twin, and the other to Green Twin. Therefore, instead of room, replace my last post with side.]
I tell all the 12 million noobs to post, hoping to overload the post limit. Seriously, some people have lives, and cant post bcs of people who dont have lives!
Okay, I decided to rethink Tricky's attack pattern... AGAIN I know, but it reflects Tricky a bit better.
Tricky's chances to attack things are the same, but every round he attacks 3 times. Entities can be hit multiple times. If they get hit once (most likely) they take 5000 damage, if they get hit twice they take 12000 damage (total), and if all three attacks hit the same entity (Mostly unlikely, although the Felt have a 12.5% chance to have this happen) 20000 damage is dealt. Tricky cannot, of course, aim for mega-targets (those with insane defense and hp measured in 1s, like the creepy dummy and godmodder, Tricky is smart enough not to attack them)
+X to any players who claim it.
I finish my new toy.
18/40 for my summons
1/15... I'm going to save up 15 charges to make a really big combo attack made up of lots of smaller ones, is that legal? Or does unleashing lots of small attacks all at once still violate the 40 post charge thing?
I grab the Carapacian pawns, then punt them out the door of the pool room into the army of the grandmatriarchs.
The Questionable Armor uses the Grandmatriarch corpses to heal itself. [Perk Added: Biomech: this entity now gains HP for every defeated enemy]
I summon Cookie Monster to aid the AGs in battle.
"This wouldn't look out of place in the Stickpage fights."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use my Cinnamon Sword to slice the Grandmatriarchs.
Also, on Tricky the clown, I'm going to change up his attack pattern.
Due to his tendency to tear through 8-foot concrete walls like paper, he enters and leaves side-quest areas at will, ending in the area where his most recent attack was aimed.
He has a 50% chance to attack the Felt, a 30% chance to attack whichever entity (other than the godmodder) that has dealt Tricky the most damage that round (if that just so happens to be the Felt, great), a 15% chance to attack a neutral or AG entity, and a 5% chance to attack a PG or hostile entity (The Felt also fall into this category). This pretty much covers what Tricky would do in a situation like this. So many targets to choose from, he's going to go after whichever group tried to off him. In this case, the Felt.
I politely ask the creepy dummy to assist me in defeating the Felt and ask it what it would like in return.
+X to any players who claim it
3/? its a staff I'm getting right?
17/40 for my summons
5/5 for my mini-attack: I take Danger: High Voltage, smash the obsidian bucket into Crowbar's face, then while he's reeling backwards, unload as many shells from my gun as possible with the extended clip I've been using. Then I take multi-hit sword, and perform a time-splintered combo by swinging the sword at 2c (light-speed) that lands at the same time as the shells. When Crowbar lands, he hits a nice patch of ice magic that impales him on a large assortment of razor sharp ice shards.
Then I just wail on him with radioactive-obsidian iron sword.
Just a note, Eric hasn't arrived yet. Its still all piono
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Can we please stop posting, for Twin's sake?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alright, stop posting, now!
Guys... We hit 53...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/nullpost
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I propose 5 posts per person instead.
If not, everyone gets one post until one of the PG team posts.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
If you post over 5 times in a turn, you are CURSED!
The curse lasts for how many posts you go over 5. ( You did 6 posts, you are cursed for 1 turn. 7, curse is for 2 turns, ect. )
When cursed, you can only post twice per turn, until it wears off.
In the status section, you can see your "curse" status.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
BTW, Twin, if you are reading this angrily after meeting 55 or so posts, remember that we all care for you.
#nullpost
I repair the Tripod. Again.
((And really. Five posts per person or 55-post cap plz))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
But yeah the post limit is being reinstated.
Thanks for the 3,333 HP!
Red Twin doesn't have a room...?
You deal 2,000 damage to a Portal and the Egg Fleet!
Your votes are added.
Crowbar has the power to use his crowbar to disable alchemies for a turn. Yours was one of them.
You deal 3,000 damage to SCP-682!
The Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP.
You deal 3,250 damage!
Right here. This was the turn after he manifested.
You use the Detonation Core! You deal 7,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army, but it is incapable of splash damage.
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
Thanks. Now I can too...
You kill 3 Wrinklers!
Your entities will do as you say.
No he hasn't! He attacks with the other TPP Entities under the name "TPP Squad."
The Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP.
The Tripod is OVERCLOCKED!
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Should I add them now?
You deal 3,000 damage to the Charge Factory!
The Tripod gains 1,500 HP.
The Godmodder, after your breached his server, set up innumerable firewalls to prevent anyone from going in the same way the VIRUS did! It was in the server with no way out, but that meant you were out with no way in either.
Unless you have proof you were charging the Infinity Reactor, I am not letting it go through.
The Tripod gains 3 DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY!
The Mob Battlefields Charge can't be at 40, only 20 tops.
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 400 damage to the Egg Fleet!
The Godmodder points out another bombshell: this ISN'T real life! Who knew? He then points out that this is all imaginary, taking place in a forum game! There are dragons, evil grandmas, and demon monsters. Using the term "reality" doesn't exactly make sense here. He does thank you for the valuable info, though!
You gain 2,000 HP.
It is my destiny to stay here and ensure I have at least a small part in this server's demise. If I die here, so be it. At least I will help further the events that will come. I have no need to terrorize the rest of the internet; there are others who will do that for me. My job, my purpose, is here. And you can't change that.
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
You deal 3,000 damage to Froakie!
The Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP.
The final vote is added!
Guess how many AGs there are that you can attack?
You deal 1,000 damage to every AG and 500 damage to the Charge Factory, but Calypso is unaffected.
You deal 3,000 damage!
You do nothing!
It looks like the Godmodder has made his INTEGRITY an unavailable target for the time being. You will need to attack other entities...
You got THE PLATINUM PUNCH! A powerful hammer with spiked edges. You can spit out an infinite number of spikes with no need to reload, and they are also flaming and tipped with nitro-hydrochloric acid, which can dissolve precious metals (like platinum.)
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
The Pool Room doesn't have that type of pool. It's billiards.
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY and the Charge Factory gains 2,000 HP.
You destroy a Gravestone!
You put a Magnet on the Tripod.
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
Calypso gains 5 INTEGRITY and INTEGRATION!
The Grandmatriarch Army is shocked at your dedication to the cookie craft! They wonder how it is even possible to bake that many cookies...
(I'm at 37 quadrillion and counting)
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
The Grandmatriarch Army eats the cupcakes and gains 1,000 HP.
Failed, becuase you cannot punch someone in their gorrila! A gorrila is not a tangible thing, although it is something you can do.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 1, Turn Left, Forward 1, 180, Forward 1, 180, Look Through
Some input of commands you have there.
Forward 1: You advance into the dimly colord corridor. The path branches. To the left, there's a bright path with a sign, continuing back into a dark path. To the right, it appears to be a dead end with a peculiar object.
Turn Left: You turn left into the corridor. A sign with a rocket says "Venturing into the unknown can lead to great rewards." To the left, a window reveals an odd series of rooms. To the right, a window shows a blue room with a peculiar gun-looking object. The path continues ahead.
Forward 1: You leave begind the lights and advance into the dark, going down a flight of stairs. You end up in a new room with two staircases. One is colored red and the other is colored blue.
180: You ignore the stairs and turn around.
Forward 1: You go up the previous stairs, but come out into a completely different area. It is a small room with a bar in the floor. The left wall shows two cuboid pyramids with a bluish tint. A pink cube hops around. The right wall shows the same motif, just with a pink tint.
180: You turn around again, looking back into the black.
Look Through: Look through what?
Your votes are added.
You kill 3 more Wrinklers.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet!
Calypso gains 3 INTEGRITY and the Maverick gains 2,000 HP.
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 7,000 damage to Crowbar!
Calypso gains 2 INTEGRITY and the Maverick gains 1,500 HP.
Potion of Nuclear Fusion OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Nuclear Fusion (1/2)
The Questionable Armor MK. II gains 2,000 HP.
The Godmodder lures Cookie Monster over to his side under the rumor that the AGs would turn him into Veggie Monster to keep him fit!
You deal 3,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Agreed.
Tricky the Clown's attack strategy is altered!
The Creepy Dummy responds by saying that it doesn't feel like attacking anything today. It says maybe another day.
You deal 12,500 damage to Crowbar!
The Tripod gains 1,000 HP.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX suddenly realizes that the TPP Squad is no more. Enraged, he deals 5,000 damage to Giygas! Giygas [YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS'S ATTACK] the Nerfed Tower of Doom! Engie builds a LV. 1 Sentry and Thresh deals 2,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Ross8815, in a blinding flash of light, begins to perform his special attack! He rolls the die...
(5)
Ross8815 performs the build attack TNT BARRAGE! He deals 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet, Froakie, and Cookie Monster before dissapearing in a puff of smoke. Zephhyre deals 2,000 damage to a Portal! The Tripod uses its OVERCLOCKED Grenade Launcher, dealing 6,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army and Giygas! THE OPERATOR also loses 4 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY! Redeemer Hitler and OpelSpeedster deal 6,900 damage to ATV! Anna the Ranger deals 2,000 damage to a Portal! The Questionable Armor MK. II deals 2,000 damage to SCP-682!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 10,000 damage to Redeemer Hitler! The Wrinklers deal an additional 5,000 damage, and also deal 5,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! The rest of the PGs deal 30,000 damage to the Questionable Armor MK. II! The Godmodder deals 30,000 damage to Giygas!
Tricky the Clown deals 5,000 damage to Crowbar! The rest of the AG entities finish Crowbar off. The Carapacian Pawns deal 3,000 damage to the Cybersaurus!
The Death Egg MK. III deals 4,450 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mob Army deals 18,000 damage to the Death Egg MK.II! The Mutant Skeleton succumbs to the Wither effect...the rest of the Mutant Mobs turn the CRP3 Regiment into the CRP2 Regiment!
THE OPERATOR lowers the ARMOR INTEGRITY and CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY by 20! It also beins devising a way to get rid of Calypso...
Meanwhile, in Antichamber...
A odd wormlike GHOST swarms around the corridors, looking for another black object to consume.
The 9th Pool Ball lights up...
Stitch appears!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ??? ??? ???
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 42,333/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x11.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x47.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,750/1,000,000.
Giygas: [N] HP: 20,000/66,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Charge: 1/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY
Fegelein: [N] HP: 74,000/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 10/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not Built. Lv. 1 Sentry HP: 5,000/5,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 150,000/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Zephhyre: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Specials: Fires an arrow at a PG. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 3,750/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x9.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 48,750/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 20,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 88%
Reedemer Hitler: [AG] HP: 14,750/80,000.
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 48,500/71,500/75,000. ATK: -100. DEF: +100.
RAGE INTEGRITY: 50% (RAISES ATTACK, LOWERS DEFENSE)
PACIFIST INTEGRITY: 21% (LOWERS ATTACK, RAISES DEFENSE)
INSANE INTEGRITY: 36% (RAISES ACCURACY, LOWERS MAX HP)
SELF INTEGRITY: 1% (LOWERS ACCURACY, RAISES MAX HP)
INSTABILITY: 9% (LOWERS MORALITY, EVENTUALLY BECOMING HOSTILE)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 42%. RAMPANCY: 22% INTEGRATION: 14% (In standby mode: +2 INTEGRITY each turn.)
Lance the Gunner: [AG] HP: 36,500/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Anna the Ranger: [AG] HP: 36,500/40,000. Limit Break Bar: IIIII
Questionable Armor Mk. II: [AG] HP: 14,250/70,000. ARMOR INTEGRITY: 5%
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 126,250/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x100.)
Portals: [PG] HP: 3,000/20,000. (x3.)
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 11,400/100,000.
Egg Fleet: [PG] HP: 4,350/90,000.
Froakie: [PG] HP: 8,400/25,000. Evolution Bar: IIIII
ATV: [PG] HP: 32,600/50,000.
Cookie Monster: [PG] HP: 96,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Tick.
ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 51% (LOWERED BY 2+3 EACH TURN DUE TO CALYPSO RAMPANCY)
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Pool Room:
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Cybersaurus: [AG] HP: 10,250/50,000. Head: 0/30,000. CYBERSAURUS INTEGRITY: 35%
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 13,500/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator.
UNSC Destroyer Maverick: [AG] HP: 24,500/30,000. Pelicans: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x5.)
Stitch: [PG] HP: 90,000/90,000.
Carapacian Pawns: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
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Dark Cave Zone:
Death Egg Mk. III: [N] HP: 2,250/40,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Throne Room: 2,000/2,000. (Housing Godmodder Sigma.) Badnik Factory: 0/10,000. Badniks: 100 HP. (x450.)
Enderman Battalions: [AG] HP: 3,400/10,000. (x5.)
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
CRP2 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.)
SKE3 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
WSK3 Regiment: [AG] WSK: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 0/100,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 34,250/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 39,000/100,000.
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
10/20
Something Else (6/?)
I attack Froakie and the Egg Fleet.
I give Green TwinBuilder 1,666.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666...(and so on) health. [Aren't you the same person - Red Twin and Green Twin? If so, then half your brain should belong to Red Twin, and the other to Green Twin. Therefore, instead of room, replace my last post with side.]
I tell all the 12 million noobs to post, hoping to overload the post limit. Seriously, some people have lives, and cant post bcs of people who dont have lives!
Tricky's chances to attack things are the same, but every round he attacks 3 times. Entities can be hit multiple times. If they get hit once (most likely) they take 5000 damage, if they get hit twice they take 12000 damage (total), and if all three attacks hit the same entity (Mostly unlikely, although the Felt have a 12.5% chance to have this happen) 20000 damage is dealt. Tricky cannot, of course, aim for mega-targets (those with insane defense and hp measured in 1s, like the creepy dummy and godmodder, Tricky is smart enough not to attack them)
+X to any players who claim it.
I finish my new toy.
18/40 for my summons
1/15... I'm going to save up 15 charges to make a really big combo attack made up of lots of smaller ones, is that legal? Or does unleashing lots of small attacks all at once still violate the 40 post charge thing?
I grab the Carapacian pawns, then punt them out the door of the pool room into the army of the grandmatriarchs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
> Esc, Tap Square "There's No Way In," turn right, forward, look through
I'll guess 29/30, 38/40, 39/40 CF, 9/10. About that. I might be wrong about the middle one.
((Oh noes, the ghost cube... wasn't my hair black.))