I fire the Red Matter rocket at the Godmodder. Nothing can escape spontaneous creation of a black hole, especially since even ANTIMATTER cannot destroy said black hole.
The godmodder gets sucked into the black hole! All attacks directed towards the godmodder this turn will fail!
I realize that, like almost every new world, I have gotten lost coming out of the first cave! I wander around for a bit, carrying several stacks of various materials, until I see houses in the distance...
They hack into the server for the "lulz", dropping TNT onto the Sentry Starship and giving all pro-godmodder entities the Latency effect, which slows the speed of the entity.
1,700 damage to the Starship! The godmodder is in a black hole!
The godmodder escapes limbo! He shoots a critted black hole ray at Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem and the Stickman, killing them both! The Flagship attacks the Sentry Starship, dealing 3,000 damage!
Night comes. I hole up in the blacksmith's house. I turn away for a moment, darkness outside the window, and loot the chests. There a quite a few diamonds, as well as some tools and a bit of obsidian. When I close the chest and look up, the blacksmith and door are gone, and a zombie is attacking me!
I kill the zombie and rush outside. It's chaos! Zombies are running around in large groups, chasing down scattered villagers. A lone iron golem is attempting to contain the situation, but can't stand up to the overwhelming numbers! I pick up my sword and decide to help with the situation.
I battle off as many zombies as I can! Eventually, the sun begins to rise... when the zombies begin burning, I look up from the rotten flesh lying on the ground to see how many villagers survived...
The village has been decimated. Naught but a few villagers remain, naught of the golem remains but a few ignots and a rose(which I leave on the ground for the villagers in memory), and 90% of the houses no longer have doors. I realize that this village must have been prosperous, right up to the point I arrived. I must have attracted the zombies, and thus I vow to leave the village behind me. I take my obsidian, determined to go to the next frontier...
I complete the portal, and light it. I have a complete set of iron tools and armor now, and enough obsidian for a portal back. The purple glow envelops me as I step in...
Night comes. I hole up in the blacksmith's house. I turn away for a moment, darkness outside the window, and loot the chests. There a quite a few diamonds, as well as some tools and a bit of obsidian. When I close the chest and look up, the blacksmith and door are gone, and a zombie is attacking me!
I kill the zombie and rush outside. It's chaos! Zombies are running around in large groups, chasing down scattered villagers. A lone iron golem is attempting to contain the situation, but can't stand up to the overwhelming numbers! I pick up my sword and decide to help with the situation.
I battle off as many zombies as I can! Eventually, the sun begins to rise... when the zombies begin burning, I look up from the rotten flesh lying on the ground to see how many villagers survived...
The village has been decimated. Naught but a few villagers remain, naught of the golem remains but a few ignots and a rose(which I leave on the ground for the villagers in memory), and 90% of the houses no longer have doors. I realize that this village must have been prosperous, right up to the point I arrived. I must have attracted the zombies, and thus I vow to leave the village behind me. I take my obsidian, determined to go to the next frontier...
I complete the portal, and light it. I have a complete set of iron tools and armor now, and enough obsidian for a portal back. The purple glow envelops me as I step in...
I reappear and cancel my summon. I didn't need it anyways.
I then spray the Sentry Starship with acid.
Sentry Starship killed!
The Reinforcements break away from the main group and attack the weakest entity first! They attack and kill fireflame, who uses up one of his respawns. However, he manages to deal 2,000 damage to them! The Starship crashes to the ground, beaten.
39/??? I keep catching Twinbuilder as he's editing the post... it's okay if I post before he's finished, since I'm charging.
I find myself in hell of lava and netherrack. Zombie pigmen, but they aren't trying to kill me...at the moment. Suddenly, a ghast flies overhead and shoots a fireball! I expertly dodge out of the way...then realize it hit the portal, de-activating it. Not like I was planning to go back for a while anyways... seeing more ghasts approaching, I decide to shelter from the fireballs in a structure made of purple bricks nearby...
Getting ambushed by bandits. (IRONY!)
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Whatever this means, it deals 1,100 damage!
The godmodder gets sucked into the black hole! All attacks directed towards the godmodder this turn will fail!
1,200 damage!
Does nothing!
You unbox...a DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. II HALE'S OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER!
1,000 damage!
Every Premium TF2 player in existence shoots you down the second you put it on!
+400 health!
The Starship fries it before it can do it!
1,700 damage to the Starship! The godmodder is in a black hole!
The ship, since it is in a block of ice, falls and hits your head! The ice breaks, but the permafrost deals 200 damage to the Starship!
The godmodder escapes limbo! He shoots a critted black hole ray at Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem and the Stickman, killing them both! The Flagship attacks the Sentry Starship, dealing 3,000 damage!
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 200/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 6,800/9,000.
Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.
Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.
Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 2,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)
Godmodder: HP: 102/125.
Night comes. I hole up in the blacksmith's house. I turn away for a moment, darkness outside the window, and loot the chests. There a quite a few diamonds, as well as some tools and a bit of obsidian. When I close the chest and look up, the blacksmith and door are gone, and a zombie is attacking me!
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I call in reinforcements.
4 X P-55 Bristol
2 X 77-Dart
1 X Looper 360 (Squadron leader)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
27/30
DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. II HALE'S OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER!
I got What!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!
I show it to the Godmodder causing the Godmodder to stare in embarrassment.
I kill the zombie and rush outside. It's chaos! Zombies are running around in large groups, chasing down scattered villagers. A lone iron golem is attempting to contain the situation, but can't stand up to the overwhelming numbers! I pick up my sword and decide to help with the situation.
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Fred the Friendly Flame Summoned.
I hail bullets at the Sentry Starship for 5 seconds.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I battle off as many zombies as I can! Eventually, the sun begins to rise... when the zombies begin burning, I look up from the rotten flesh lying on the ground to see how many villagers survived...
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The village has been decimated. Naught but a few villagers remain, naught of the golem remains but a few ignots and a rose(which I leave on the ground for the villagers in memory), and 90% of the houses no longer have doors. I realize that this village must have been prosperous, right up to the point I arrived. I must have attracted the zombies, and thus I vow to leave the village behind me. I take my obsidian, determined to go to the next frontier...
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15/100 UOSS
Ninja text that does 1 damage to the main boss of this game unless countered
I attack the sentry starship.
I complete the portal, and light it. I have a complete set of iron tools and armor now, and enough obsidian for a portal back. The purple glow envelops me as I step in...
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I then spray the Sentry Starship with acid.
Reinforcements summoned! The Godmodder turns them to his side!
The Godmodder does not care; he has a backpack full of them. He also has infinite other backpacks full of every hat and weapon in every variety.
Fred the Friendly Fire Golem summoned!
The Sentry Starship is further slowed. 1,100 damage!
Alduin summoned!
900 damage! The Godmodder notices your text and simply counters it.
Sentry Starship killed!
The Reinforcements break away from the main group and attack the weakest entity first! They attack and kill fireflame, who uses up one of his respawns. However, he manages to deal 2,000 damage to them! The Starship crashes to the ground, beaten.
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 200/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 6,800/9,000.
Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.
Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.
Alduin: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.
Fred the Friendly Fire Golem: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.
Reinforcements: [PG] HP: 13,000/15,000.
Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 2,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)
Godmodder: HP: 102/125.
I find myself in hell of lava and netherrack. Zombie pigmen, but they aren't trying to kill me...at the moment. Suddenly, a ghast flies overhead and shoots a fireball! I expertly dodge out of the way...then realize it hit the portal, de-activating it. Not like I was planning to go back for a while anyways... seeing more ghasts approaching, I decide to shelter from the fireballs in a structure made of purple bricks nearby...
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I run into a nearby garage, then fly out in the Neverslow 777, a retardedly fast plane that cannot slow down.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alduin and I trap the Godmodder in Soul Fire
28/30
I heal fireflame.