I use a botnet to DDoS the server and hit the godmodder offline, I then give him a keylogger secretly in the packet flood so I can steal his credit information and ruin his life, destroy his minecraft account, and free everyone from the server.
Inside the structure, I find a chest with some good loot in it! Wondering if there's more loot around, I walk into a long hallway, surrounded by netherrack on all sides. It's a tightly enclosed space...suddenly, I hear something like heavy breathing...
A blaze attacks! I attempt to dodge the first three fireballs, but am sadly nailed by one. I push forward and kill the blaze before it gets off another attack, but I can hear more...
I decide that this fortress can no longer be considered a "suitable habitat" for beings such as myself. As such, I begin running through the halls, away from the many blazes... along the way, a trio of wither skeletons block my path...
I use a Geo-Locator browser to find his address and I go there to plug in a Phantom Keystroker from ThinkGeek (sponsor but not really!) into his computer. He begins to lose control of his character, and while I'm there, I put explosives in his clothes, food, bed, thermostat, and car.
I cut down the wither skeletons, getting exceedingly lucky and having them all drop heads, then continue running, further and further away from the almost-useless portal...
39/??? I keep catching Twinbuilder as he's editing the post... it's okay if I post before he's finished, since I'm charging.
I find myself in hell of lava and netherrack. Zombie pigmen, but they aren't trying to kill me...at the moment. Suddenly, a ghast flies overhead and shoots a fireball! I expertly dodge out of the way...then realize it hit the portal, de-activating it. Not like I was planning to go back for a while anyways... seeing more ghasts approaching, I decide to shelter from the fireballs in a structure made of purple bricks nearby...
I use a botnet to DDoS the server and hit the godmodder offline, I then give him a keylogger secretly in the packet flood so I can steal his credit information and ruin his life, destroy his minecraft account, and free everyone from the server.
Since the godmodder's server has infinite RAM and plugins that prevent this from happening, most of which he made himself, you get email-banned the second you open the botnet!
Inside the structure, I find a chest with some good loot in it! Wondering if there's more loot around, I walk into a long hallway, surrounded by netherrack on all sides. It's a tightly enclosed space...suddenly, I hear something like heavy breathing...
A blaze attacks! I attempt to dodge the first three fireballs, but am sadly nailed by one. I push forward and kill the blaze before it gets off another attack, but I can hear more...
I decide that this fortress can no longer be considered a "suitable habitat" for beings such as myself. As such, I begin running through the halls, away from the many blazes... along the way, a trio of wither skeletons block my path...
I use a Geo-Locator browser to find his address and I go there to plug in a Phantom Keystroker from ThinkGeek (sponsor but not really!) into his computer. He begins to lose control of his character, and while I'm there, I put explosives in his clothes, food, bed, thermostat, and car.
I cut down the wither skeletons, getting exceedingly lucky and having them all drop heads, then continue running, further and further away from the almost-useless portal...
The godmodder attacks Alduin, dealing 4,000 damage! The remaining PG entities attack Eldritch Kirby, killing it! The Flagship and Scaliferd attack the Reinforcements, dealing 5,000 damage! The rest of the anti-godmodders buff their attack to deal an additional 2,500 damage!
I exit the fortress, and decide I need to leave this place immediately while I still have treasure. I quickly begin to construct the obsidian structure as some ghasts fly around the corner...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Inside the structure, I find a chest with some good loot in it! Wondering if there's more loot around, I walk into a long hallway, surrounded by netherrack on all sides. It's a tightly enclosed space...suddenly, I hear something like heavy breathing...
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A blaze attacks! I attempt to dodge the first three fireballs, but am sadly nailed by one. I push forward and kill the blaze before it gets off another attack, but I can hear more...
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29/50
I toss uranium at the Sentry Starship.
Anonymous slows every PG entity to a halt. They're getting bored.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I decide that this fortress can no longer be considered a "suitable habitat" for beings such as myself. As such, I begin running through the halls, away from the many blazes... along the way, a trio of wither skeletons block my path...
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I summon Scaliferd the Undead Bezerker Champion!
Scaliferd the Undead Bezerker Champion
HP:50000
Attacks:
Doom Ax: 2000 damage
Rain of Explosive Skulls:1000 damage to all Pro-Godmodder entities
Passive:
HP regen: 2000 health regenerated per turn
Buff and nerf him as you feel fit.
30/50
I cut down the wither skeletons, getting exceedingly lucky and having them all drop heads, then continue running, further and further away from the almost-useless portal...
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You are riding in the Neverslow 777! The godmodder tells you that it is Opposite Day, turning your ship into the Alwaysslow 666!
Vote added! The godmodder somehow drinks the fire and is unharmed!
+500 health to Fireflame.
Since the godmodder's server has infinite RAM and plugins that prevent this from happening, most of which he made himself, you get email-banned the second you open the botnet!
1,500 damage!
They counterattack with italic text!
The Sentry Starship absorbs the uranium...and becomes RADIOACTIVE! Its health is boosted by 5,000, and its Curse effect is gone!
At what pro-godmodder entity?
The godmodder continues to drink them!
The godmodder laughs at your Windows 8, and dropkicks you out a window!
Whose address?
Scaliferd added! the HP regen is limited to 1,000, but otherwise, nothing bad.
The godmodder attacks Alduin, dealing 4,000 damage! The remaining PG entities attack Eldritch Kirby, killing it! The Flagship and Scaliferd attack the Reinforcements, dealing 5,000 damage! The rest of the anti-godmodders buff their attack to deal an additional 2,500 damage!
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 700/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {2/4}
Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.
Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.
Alduin: [AG] HP: 13,000/17,000.
Fred the Friendly Fire Golem: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.
Scaliferd: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Reinforcements: [PG] HP: 5,500/15,000.
RADIOACTIVE Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 6,000/20,000.
Godmodder: HP: 102/125.
struck outtextI exit the fortress, and decide I need to leave this place immediately while I still have treasure. I quickly begin to construct the obsidian structure as some ghasts fly around the corner...
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Anyways, I call in an antimatter airstrike on the sentry starship.
1/30
I buff the airstrike with Wither M
Anyways, I launch a mixed barrage of missiles and AA Bullets at it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...