Days until The Arrival of The Supreme Chaos Obliterator: 8
I am sick of Wilhelm Tell, so I throw poisonous Chocolate with Chili flavor at the godmodder. If he doesn't eat it, he will explode. That states the Grand book of rules of tropes.
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
I begin looking for a route up in the cave. I find a side-path and begin to go down it. Along the way, I get lucky and find 3 more diamond veins!
Having the godmodder making his own addicting game is a neat idea, if anyone ever decides to make a DTG3. In each of the sequels, the stakes should get continuously higher, until the godmodder takes over the ENTIRE INTERNET and must be defeated in the final battle!
...but that's a long ways away. For now, let's enjoy this game!
The Godmodder tosses a dark energy at the dark matter, causing a rip in space and time! Fortunately, the Godmodder has an Un-Paradoxifier Ray which cancels out the rip.
I try to explain to shadoweater that trying to hinder us is wrong and it makes him look like a stupid noob. I then encase him in a ball of light and throw him at the tank, making sure that Shadoweater will be un-harmed.
Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s fire! 20 combined damage to Godmodder!
Attack: Rules of the Internet Mortar
Description: Fires the Rules of the Internet at the Godmodder! Damage is randomized, and is >0.
Charge: 1/5
Rules of the Internet Enabled (appropriate ones only):
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
25. ????
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
33. EVEN MOAR DESU!!!
34. There is a Touhou version of it. No exceptions.
36. Refer to rule 93.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
61. You cannot divide by zero.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
81. Rule 89 is true.
85. If it exists, it will exist in every form.
89. Rule 81 is false.
92. There is no rule 93.
93.1. This is not rule 93.
103. There is a Rickroll of it, no exceptions.
158. It is in Minecraft, no exceptions.
174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.
214. Press alt-f4.
269. To 69 or not to 69? Is he a godmodder? That is the question.
271. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!
321. Kill it with fire!
333. Kill it with water!
420. Over 9000 = Truth. No exceptions.
1337. 1337 is for noobs.
9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions.
9002. Rule 420 is a lie. No exceptions.
9003. "No exceptions" will always have an exception. No exceptions. BTW rule 93
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. No skipping rule numbers. Since you're down here... DESU!
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Imma firin mah lazor!
√-1. desu desu desu です です desu desu です desu です です です
The Godmodder cancelled all of your FLEIJA attacks a while ago, so this does not work.
The godmodder is using his infinite computers hooked up in a RAID configuration to power his server! Time to reactivate a backdoor I placed in that network last game.
1/10 backdoor
10/100 UOSS. I finally removed the virus, but it managed to destroy all my data. I need to reconstruct it.
I drop a starship on the Godmodder. It explodes violently.
"Antimatter containment must have breached."
The Godmodder teleports out of the way before the starship exploded on him! He then grabs the wreckage, and, combining the wreckage of the Sentry Gun and the Starship, makes the Sentry Starship!
Days until The Arrival of The Supreme Chaos Obliterator: 8
I am sick of Wilhelm Tell, so I throw poisonous Chocolate with Chili flavor at the godmodder. If he doesn't eat it, he will explode. That states the Grand book of rules of tropes.
I continue moving along the cave, finding ore after ore in the walls.
The Godmodder is wary of the new Anti-Godmodders, so he sends his Sentry Starship on a rampage! It attacks the Stickman and the Steampunk Robots, dealing 3,000 damage to each! Eldritch Kirby fires a beam of incomprehensibility at the Starship, dealing 2,500 damage to it! In addition, the ship becomes Cursed!
The Godmodder (and the Game Master (me)) are getting very annoyed at all the charging...
I get into a helicopter armed with 16 air-to-air heat-seeking missiles, and on the top are two heavy-duty gatling guns that fire 50 heavy-duty metal-peircing bullets a second, each with their own pack of 10000 ammo.
I take to the skies and spin my gatling guns to speed.
I abuse the debuff on the sentry starship by firing 100 weak attacks that deal 1 damage each. the curse boosts each individual attack to 200 damage, causing 20000 damage.
I then begin building a worker bot that will speed up a charge of my choice each turn until destroyed.
2/10 backdoor (this will buff the Anonymous attack)
1/10 worker bot
11/1000 UOSS
5/10.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Antimatter containment must have breached."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I am sick of Wilhelm Tell, so I throw poisonous Chocolate with Chili flavor at the godmodder. If he doesn't eat it, he will explode. That states the Grand book of rules of tropes.
TT2000, you are genius.
I continue moving along the cave, finding ore after ore in the walls.
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+500 health to Sam! Again, you don't need to be charging most things up right now, as many people are doing.
The Godmodder tosses a dark energy at the dark matter, causing a rip in space and time! Fortunately, the Godmodder has an Un-Paradoxifier Ray which cancels out the rip.
The tank is dead!
+450 health!
The Godmodder teleports out and then teleports you into the Void.
Shadow can no longer use magic!
It harmlessly bounces off!
This could be interesting...
The Godmodder cancelled all of your FLEIJA attacks a while ago, so this does not work.
1 damage! (Somehow!)
All the Anti-Godmodders rush to attack the Godmodder, but they all trip and fall...
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 5,250/16,000.
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.
Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000.
Stickman: [AG] HP: 4,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.
Godmodder: HP: 102/125.
What are you charging for 100 posts?
The tank is dead, and you should know by now that all players are invincible.
Flagship added! However, I don't know much about it. Do you think you could elaborate on the idea?
Here come the charges... Oh boy...
The Godmodder teleports out of the way before the starship exploded on him! He then grabs the wreckage, and, combining the wreckage of the Sentry Gun and the Starship, makes the Sentry Starship!
The godmodder eats it!
...And likes it!
The Godmodder is wary of the new Anti-Godmodders, so he sends his Sentry Starship on a rampage! It attacks the Stickman and the Steampunk Robots, dealing 3,000 damage to each! Eldritch Kirby fires a beam of incomprehensibility at the Starship, dealing 2,500 damage to it! In addition, the ship becomes Cursed!
The Godmodder (and the Game Master (me)) are getting very annoyed at all the charging...
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 5,250/16,000.
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}
Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.
Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 9,000/12,000.
Stickman: [AG] HP: 1,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.
Flagship: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 17,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)
Godmodder: HP: 102/125.
I get into a helicopter armed with 16 air-to-air heat-seeking missiles, and on the top are two heavy-duty gatling guns that fire 50 heavy-duty metal-peircing bullets a second, each with their own pack of 10000 ammo.
I take to the skies and spin my gatling guns to speed.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I find and conquer a dungeon, grabbing a saddle and several buckets along the way!
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25/30
I open a Mann Co crate with a Mann Co Key.
1/1
Angemon uses hand of fate!
I continue progressing upwards, collecting ores and using my buckets to collect some water and a bunch of lava from streams I find on the way up!
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I rain hate on the Sentry Starship with my gatling guns for 10 seconds.
Great, now they have to cool down for a turn...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Summon Anonynous: 8/10.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I then begin building a worker bot that will speed up a charge of my choice each turn until destroyed.
2/10 backdoor (this will buff the Anonymous attack)
1/10 worker bot
11/1000 UOSS
I reappear with a small metal cube. I then grab a nearby mass driver and fire the cube at the Sentry ship.
I disappear again. 1/3