6/15 for the point defenses. Wow, this is a nice upgrade.
Others: you might want to help with this, the altar will open up for your charges the seconds this is finished
6/40 and 6/10
29/40 for the charge factory
2/15 for the present
2/3 for set of cheap swords
I throw a pokeball at the false prophet
A post revealing the current state of the DTG2 Flash animation projects will be made on the DTG2 Forge Database tomorrow shortly after I am done posting. Stay tuned...
I finish my charge!
I finish my speed potion
+1 to aegis's charges
26/40 for the charge factory (also ninja, here's what I do, don't get on to post until after you've done the stuff, then sit and let other people post while you do your other stuff on the internet so you can get the same number of posts as other people in less time.
2/5 for my hating on homestuck characters
I decide to switch directions and use purplestone dust to electrocute the neurax worm.
And Scratch, killing you prematurely would make it more difficult? Heh, more opportunities to kill stuff from Homestuck, I'm getting fed up with Homestuck references anyways, so the more of them I kill, the happier I'll be. Maybe if I summon the event in which Andrew killed you... Since Andrew himself doesn't seem to be too partial to coming down here, I'll simply replicate him completely and bring the duplicate to kill you. Either way, I'm mostly just trying to rationalize My BURNING HATRED THat You have Somhow Invoked In me.
That was .........
weird... but imagine that, you've got me typing red, and you aren't even real. Scratch, I assure you that you will be dead by the end of this game. I'm not going to let you escape. You. will. die. A bit melodramatic don't you think?
GO BACK TO YOUR TOY!!!!
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35/40 x1
You got the SPEED POTION! A potion that, when drank, will give you super speed for a short time.
What does your charge do?
The Purplestone Dust is not capable of electrocuting any entity, let alone a giant worm!
How kind of you to assure me that I will be dead. You didn't really need to assure me of anything, though, and will never need to. Because when it comes down to it, I know what will happen before it happens with the utmost of certainty.
I thrust a armor-piercing lance right into the Godmodder.
It goes right through him, dealing no damage.
...
And then the lance glows red-hot.
And grows spikes.
The Godmodder then shows you his lance-proof vest he was wearing underneath his armor! He then also shows you his stabs.
My charge, which I forgot to mention last round... is the altar of power...
It is another being like the alchemiter, as it cannot be permanently removed from play, and can be used beneficially by both sides.
It begins with 10000 health, and it has room for one charge to be placed in it, this charge, when finished, will be significantly more powerful than any other charge of that same length. However, if the hp is reduced to 0, the charge is cut short and all posts fueled into it nullified and the altar goes into the possession of the next team (order is AG -> PG -> N -> AG). The altar can be upgraded, but it will only ever have one charge slot.
Also, the starting health is not the maximum, there is no maximum so players can add health to the altar as much as they want to keep their own charges from being taken away. Unfortunately, it can be targeted by anything... even entities (and unfortunately the godmodder is included in that list).
I put my first charge in... 1/3 just to see how powerful the boost is (the strength of the boost can be upgraded too, but all upgrades are available to everyone, just like with the alchemiter). The charge is an arrow of light aimed at the infinity seal.
+1 to aegis's charges
35/40 for ire
3/5 for my homestuck hating
I stabinate trace with my radioactive blade, then, with the power invested in me by a PAGE CLAIM!!! I shoot him/her in the face with Danger:High Voltage, many, many times.
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36/40 x1
...The Altar of Power appears! It will be removed from play at some point...
Current charge: Arrow of Light (ATK)
You deal 5,000 damage to Trace! Your PAGECLAIM completely negates your other attack.
I attempt to repair the Virus Integrity by introducing parts of its code into the data for the End.
Tagon's Toughs Actions: Tagon decides to teraport the godmodder into a teraport interdiction zone on some random planet several thousand light-years away, which vaporizes him into base particles. The trigger-happy Sergeant Schlock disobeys orders and joins the fight.
Sergeant Schlock: 7500/7500 HP (regenerates if killed, bloblike)
Virus Actions: the virus continues to smash the antivirus. the part of it that entered the End data creates a portal back to the main battle, letting enderman flood through it (I control them using my ability to control enderman).
Enderman portal: 25000/25000 HP (summons 10 enderman per round)
Rogue Enderman: 250/250 HP each
Mob Invasion Actions: the ESFB Regiments join together as one huge regiment, creeper battalions created.
2/3 for the arrow of light... Guys, when the arrow of light finishes charging, put your own charges on it, if no one else claims it, I'll put a standard 5 post charge on it to summon things until someone else decides they want to do something with the altar.
14/25 brotherhood of steel
37/40, I look up the sidequest locations for ire.
27/??? for 5l1n's weapon
4/5 for my hatred of Homestuck...
I use my FPS armor to get a boost while shooting people with Danger: High Voltage by using the kill streaks I get by shooting the random mobs and players that are still spawning around but too wussy to get involved in the fight.
I combine two cheap swords 1/2 to get dual cheap swords.
meh, 4/4 for arrow of light (charges on the altar automatically launch when finished so that others can take the spot)
The arrow streaks out from above the altar, connecting with the infinity seal in a flash of blinding light, hopefully dealing damage.
16/25 for brotherhood of steel
4/15 for flamethrower tank battalion
38/40, when ire isn't looking, I hack the items he needs into his inventory.
My burning hatred for Homestuck travels into the arrow of my bow, and the infinity fire bow temporarily becomes the bow of infinite rage, Trace bursts into flames as hatred rivaling that of demons given solid form thuds into his/her chest over and over...
I then follow that up with my action, which is shooting Trace in the face with Electric Onslaught
2/2 for duel cheap swords
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38/40 x1
You got the STURDY SWORD! A respectable sword that can hold its own in battle.
You overall deal 12,000 damage to Trace!
Although the Black Monolith is not associated with darkness in any way whatsoever, it creates a giant shadow to snuff out the light! The regular arrow clinks on the Monolith in a dissappointing manner.
I +1 pionoplayer
I rename Missingno Martyrdom - will delete the next entity it attacks and itself.
I hit the Godmodder with a twilight book. I starts raining goiter somewhere over his head and while he tries to find out where it's coming from, all the [AG] entities capitalize on the moment and beat him up.
Also, I (hopefully) deal he final blow to the antivirus by blasting it with a rail gun. Firing pure syntax errors.
14/15
I vote for John 117 to come out of the everydimensional portal in an epic uncontrolled reentry of the aft half of the UNSC Foward Unto Dawn
Martyrdom appears!
The Godmodder is not affected by your Twilight book at all! So, the rest of the attack fails.
You lower the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 5%!
Master Chief was already summoned earlier in the thread...
Also... considering how Plasma Blast takes three turns to charge in which the Tripod is completely defenseless, would it actually harm the Godmodder if it was targeted against him? It's a pretty lengthy attack.
( 40 / 40 )
I defeat the final boss of EBF4!
And with that, two heroes arrive!
Matt the Swordsman [AG]
HP: 50,000
Attacks:
Slash: A basic attack. Deals high damage.
Rage: Buffs the attack of Matt and an ally.
Wind Slash: Deals light damage to all enemies.
Cleaver: Deals massive damage to one target.
(Cleaver can only be used with a filled Limit Break bar. If Matt is hit, the limit bar goes up by one. Once it fills, he can use Cleaver.)
Natalie the Mage [AG]
HP: 40,000
Attacks:
Lucky Star: Deals highly randomized damage to one target.
Thunderstorm: Deals medium damage to three random targets.
Heal: Restores a large amount of HP to a target.
Kyun: Restores a large amount of HP to all allies.
(Kyun requires a full Limit Break Bar. If Natalie is hit, the bar goes up by one. Once the bar is full, Kyun can be used.)
(Both Limit Break bars take 10 hits to fill, no matter how big or small.)
(Buff and Nerf as needed.)
( 10 / 20 )
So, we have a quarter left to repair...
The toaster of a fellow Godmodder Exterminator explodes, and the Godmodder is blamed for it.
Turns out this Godmodder Exterminator is Agent X(wow such name very original), who eats Omega+ Godmodders for breakfast.
Unfortunately it was just a movie. But the Godmodder watched it and is laughing so hard at the 'stupidity' of this movie that he's defenseless for the next attack.
The Godmodder isn't laughing at all! In fact, he's disgusted at how much of an innaccurate portrayal of a Godmodder that movie has! He writes a letter to complain.
I take the syringes from my last attack, now full of blood, and genetically enhance the apex army and myself with the DNA from the blood
The apex army is put in pods to preserve them while they are being genetically enhanced
1/10 genetic enhancement
What, WHAT? NO WAY DID I PERMIT THAT AT ALL! GIMME THOSE!
In a flash of green light, the syringes are drained of their blood.
Can you make this post count, even if it is past the limit? I mean, I've got a life here, unlike these losers.
Charge Factory: 27/40
I realize that the player is Ross8815. A redstone creation with a Dispenser as a head, a redstone block for a body, and redstone torches for limbs walks up to me. I notice eager eyes behind his Piston Arm hat.
"Hey, boss, I've got something to tell you..."
"Sure. What is it?"
"I'm going to get out there and fight." Ross8815 rushes for the door.
"Stop! It's far too dangerous to head out there. You'd be better within the Complex walls.
"What do I have the lose? We can't leave until that Godmodder's out. I'll teach the Godmodder's forces a lesson. A major lesson."
"If you insist..." Constructs march to my side.
"Constructs! Prepare Ross8815 for battle against the Godmodder's forces!"
Soon afterwards, he is armed in diamond-plated armor, an iron sword with Sharpness and Knockback (Both I), a Power II Bow, and redstone supplies.
Ross8815 [P] HP: 4000/4000 Respawns: IIIII
Special: Creates a random redstone contraption: High risk, or high reward?
Votes: IIII
Attacks
Hesitant Strikes: 2000 melee damage. Retreats afterwards, during which this entity has a 25% chance to not be hit.
Overconfident Archery: 5000 ranged damage. Has a 25% chance to miss, unless under the effects of Focus.
Special: Redstone Contraption
Roll a number between 1 and 6. Results are shown below...
1: Failed TNT Cannon: Oh no! Expends an extra Respawn, or if last respawn, deals 4000 damage to an AG entity.
2: Overly Complicated Dispenser: Nothing much. Gives a random entity the Blind effect via smoke. During Blind, attacks double the probability of missing. If no percentage, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
3: Arrow Dispenser: Nothing much. Only deals 3000 damage to a single PG entity.
4: TNT Cannon: A nice attack! Deals 8000 damage to a single PG entity.
5: TNT Barrage: Outstanding attack! Deals 5000 damage to three PG targets. Can be reduced for more damage.
6: Instagib Gravity Cannon: Overshot. Instantly gibs target, which puts itself back together due to the properties of the projectile. Heals target for 7000 damage, but increases damage taken by 20% the following two turns. Cannot target AG entities.
Sorry- two whole pages passed in the course of 16 hours, in which most people are supposed to be busy... Most. I'm in that most group, and feel that it's unfair that people just sit there, doing nothing to improve humanity (e.g. Yoloists) and the other half of society works hard.
Sorry- I just despise it when people do nothing with the good life they have. They could be benefitting humanity, but no. They have to sit on a couch and talk on their cell phones.
Honestly, holidays I can work with, if it's okay by your religious principles or what. The sad part is, people don't stop dying on Christmas. Crimes don't suddenly pause on Easter.
I'm starting to get depressed now...
Alas, I believe we've exceeded the post limit, by far.
everyone! I know what to do! The final boss is lord English!!!
In order to bring him out, we must defeat Doc Scratch (Yeah! Justified my rage!). In order to get him out we probably need to kill off the Felt... but I have plans for this.
There will be much PG pain involved.
In short, in order to get rid of all these annoying Homestuck references, we need to beat up everything Homestuck related as soon as possible.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
BOY. YOU THERE. BOY.
...What was that?
Well, the entire point of this game is to Destroy the Godmodder. He's probably just taking a back seat to the action right now.
I copy and paste, I've got a whole google doc full of 'em.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
There is a reasoning behind this, least of all being that I'm impatient. Second of all our entities will probably be gone by the time we hit another spate of enemies at this rate.
40/40 - There's a deep rumbling that begins shaking the rendered chunks, but it isn't an earthquake. A gigantic, purple-blue slipspace rift opens in GEO orbit and the UNSC Infinity bursts out of the portal before it collapses behind it and (15/15) discharges its main gun - the MAC cannon and its two forward facing energy projectors at the Infinity Seal. (irony bonus + 50% UNSC Infinity Vs. Infinity Seal)
More info here.
20000/20000 (Twin Builder has final say)
Emmense broadside attacks- Orbital bombardment. 'Nuff said. (Gigantic splash damage. Intended target takes the most damage)
Even bigger main cannons- (Has one capacitor bank and can fire once per turn [capacitors are hot and must literally cool]. Capacitors charge separate from post charges and cap at 10, though may fire prematurely but it won't be as powerful)
Capable of counterattacking- If you can't take it, don't dish it.
Can NOT attack more than once per turn (excludes indirect attacking such as launching fighters or deploying ground troops).
40/40 - I summon a shield generator inside the UNSC Infinity 10000/10000 points that regenerate each turn.
1/40
1/10
3/15 (on alter)
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ completely negates this charge! Do you want to spend it on something else?
4/15 for the altar charge (you gotta say what it is, otherwise we won't know how to unleash it)
28/??? for 5l1n's weapon
28/40 for charge factory
12/20 for ire's thingamabob
1/15 for a nice little... present.
I combine duel cheap swords with duel cheap swords making set of cheap swords 1/3
I throw a pool table at trace.
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40/40 x1
So... you finished. With. The. Chasis. Yes. I. Did.
You do realize the maximum is 40 right? Yes, I am aware of that fact.
Then why the heck isn't this thing done yet? I have a little trick for this.
Sure. We'll see how well this 'trick' of yours works out. It will, it will.
4/40 x2
And I will nullpost the second, but the first one is what I am actually saying, directed some at the players and Doc Scratch, the rest at the godmodder.
6/15 for the point defenses. Wow, this is a nice upgrade.
Others: you might want to help with this, the altar will open up for your charges the seconds this is finished
3/40 and 3/10
29/40 for the charge factory
2/15 for the present
2/3 for set of cheap swords
I throw a pokeball at the false prophet
The UNSC Infinity deploys a wing of Longsword class heavy bombers against False Profit.
8/15 for CIWS point defence systems (15% reduction of damage fo the UNSC Infinity after shields are down) (on alter)
End-of-Turn Battle:
Trace makes all the players who have tried to attack him but failed, fail!
The Neurax Worm deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX! LORD HELIX deals 4,000 damage to the Neurax Worm and the False Prophet! The False Prophet deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX and kills a Construct!
Ross8815 deals 4,000 damage to the Neurax Worm! The Spirits of the Dead randomly cannot attack this turn! The Tripod kills Trace! Tagon's Toughs, with the help of the VIRUS, kill the Neurax Worm! The Apex Army deals 4,000 damage to the False Prophet! The rest of the AG entities rush up to attack the Godmodder, but fail! The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 5%!
The Godmodder kills Enraged Crusher, destroys Tagon's Toughs' Shields, and lower's the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 12%! The BUGS lower the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 4%!
The 4th Cue Ball glows...
Clover appears!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
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Buddha's Stone Bowl - charging 2 Impossible Requests at once!
3 - (1/8) Robe of the Fire Rat (no banning)
4 - (1/8) Swallow's Cowrie Shell (20 heal, definite hit)
Red Stone of Aja is directed at Trace. 20 damage default.
I "Dragon's Jewel" Bug #1, in this case shorting it out for 10% integrity.
Passive - "Advanced Impossible Request - Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji" on page 303.
Uses - Flattens the Godmodder, doing a random 1 (most likely) to 5 (least likely) damage to the Godmodder and 50 damage or 5% integrity damage to the AGs.
New Spawn - Hina Kagiyama
Abilities:
"Purification River Deposit" - Can directly attack any "Integrity" for 5%.
"Flawed Amulet" - An attack equipped with this (charge up to 10 posts, relative to the amount of automatic counter godmodding required) will definitely work. Does not only apply to attacks, though...
"Blazing Misfortune Wheel" - PG attacks are nerfed, and charges for PGs take twice as long (total charge for same effect is extended)
"Ohgane's Flame" - AGs gain "Regeneration VI", making them regenerate 10 health per turn.
"Flawed Protection Ward" - Hina can't be disabled through any method.
1/20
0/10
0/5
Utsuho Reiuji is now training on a private server hosted in Gensokyo (read: Godmodder can't touch it!) against Mokou. Will definitely level up to Beta-Godmodder level next turn.
Kaguya uses "End of Imperishable Night - Crescent Moon" to begin the spawning of a new structure, the "History of Gensokyo" tower. This ports DTG1 into DTG2, adding all PG and AG entities from DTG1 during the "ACN Turret" period. If this is accepted, will spawn on 299. If not, a bridge called "Gensokyo's Bridge" forms at the time, which enhances the Everydimensional Portal and makes many more things come through it, both AG and PG.... (no PG Touhous)
I note that the "Advanced Impossible Request - Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji *BREATHE*" passive will most definitely not work (for a number of reasons).
I then begin work for the remaining two PWNs.
1/5 (x2)
(The total charge of PWN Robot Masters is 40, by the way, meaning it'd be quite effective in theory.)
(Also, if anyone wants to do some commentary [Think Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic] on bad fanfics, PM me.)
Wait-what? When was the UNSC Infinity summoned before?!
I summon the UNSC Preston Cole in the same, epic manner then. The second Infinity class warship in the UNSC navy; it was completed 21 years after the destruction of Requiem. It has roughly the same base stats but is more advanced. This time, the shield projecter is using energy shielding technology reverse engineered from the salvaged Mantel's Approach and is powered by the UNSC Preston Cole's MK7 6-core prototype hydrogen fusion reactors instead of the standard deuterium-tritium processing plant. Even with the difference in power output, the power requirement of the new main gun means that it still needs 10 posts to fully charge and 5 posts to cool before recharging.
15/15 discharge main guns at the Infinity Seal. Irony bonus still applies as the entity UNSC Preston Cole is a Infinity class ship.
25000/25000 HP 10500/10500 shields Every point counts.
Same attacks apply, though the broadside splash damage is unavoidable, and can now deploy armored assault exoskeletons, or Titans out of here, can be inserted into a live combat zone via drop pod.
9/15 on the alter (now applied to the UNSC Preston Cole)
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While keeping this game open in another window, I search the internet for any help...
And then, a Wikipedia post listing a list of viruses and worms appeared on my browser.
And on the post it says:
Virus Name: Rejoin
Info: makes the infected person re-execute the selected file automacally when exited out.
Cure: very hard to do, as the virus is encrypted.
Encrypted, eh?
Well let's see about that...
I take 50 or so decoders, and while I copy the virus into a folder, I begin decoding.
His ban ended early.
He has been gone for a while.
Reality distortion has corrupted the timeline.
"Which one of you did this!?"
In anger, I head straight for the godmodder and begin rapidly punching at him, and despite his matching every blow of mine with a punch catch, start speeding up.
I lampshade the fact that eating pie boosts my charge while nearing attack speeds that nothing could ever hope to counter, and react with surprise when the Godmodder continues defending past those speeds.
10/15 to the altar. (the altar is meant to be a way to allow players to have a bigger impact on the field by starting mega charges here. They can get assistance for these charges from people like me who are just supporting the charge, or from other people who want to use the altar. It isn't too unfair though, because every time it 'dies' it comes back on the next alignment)
24/25 brotherhood of steel
12/15 flamethrower tank battalion
1/40 for another "huge" attack
3/15 for the present
3/3 for my honed sword. Note what I wanted, I want extra swords all in one item... Anyone got ideas?
I stab Clover with a sharpened pool cue.
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6/40 x2
No, it isn't a straight 80 charge (actually, if he were trying to do that, it would be a 120 post charge...) but its actually three separate 40s that are all going to summon three related entities all at once. he's just saving the first one for now. It will be similar to how aegis summoned the preston cole.
5/40
5/10
5/15 Point defenses (that work) upgrade for the UNSC Infinity (on alter)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Others: you might want to help with this, the altar will open up for your charges the seconds this is finished
6/40 and 6/10
29/40 for the charge factory
2/15 for the present
2/3 for set of cheap swords
I throw a pokeball at the false prophet
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5/40 x2
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I also get the Daleks to target the monolith.
I ask TwinBuilder how can the monolith play ksp without a computer?
6/40
6/10
The UNSC Infinity deploys a wing of Long-sword class heavy bombers against False Profit.
8/15 on alter for CIWS point defense systems (reduction of damage directed to the UNSC Infinity)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
You got the SPEED POTION! A potion that, when drank, will give you super speed for a short time.
What does your charge do?
The Purplestone Dust is not capable of electrocuting any entity, let alone a giant worm!
How kind of you to assure me that I will be dead. You didn't really need to assure me of anything, though, and will never need to. Because when it comes down to it, I know what will happen before it happens with the utmost of certainty.
You manage to deal a nonexistent dent in his armor!
The Godmodder then shows you his lance-proof vest he was wearing underneath his armor! He then also shows you his stabs.
The Tripod will attack Trace!
...The Altar of Power appears! It will be removed from play at some point...
Current charge: Arrow of Light (ATK)
You deal 5,000 damage to Trace! Your PAGECLAIM completely negates your other attack.
The VIRUS gains 5 INTEGRITY!
Seargant Schlock appears, against orders!
The Enderman Portal appears!
Your entities will do what you say.
RaginForeva's attack randomly and inexplicably fails!
Air Jordan deals a super-effective 6,000 damage!
Your attack randomly and inexplicably fails!
Your Armor gains 1,000 AP.
Your FPS Armor does nothing to boost your attack!
Cheap Sword AND Cheap Sword = Sturdy Sword (Level 1: 1/2)
You got the STURDY SWORD! A respectable sword that can hold its own in battle.
You overall deal 12,000 damage to Trace!
Although the Black Monolith is not associated with darkness in any way whatsoever, it creates a giant shadow to snuff out the light! The regular arrow clinks on the Monolith in a dissappointing manner.
You deal 5,000 damage to the False Prophet!
You deal 7,500 damage to a Skeleton Battalion!
Martyrdom appears!
The Godmodder is not affected by your Twilight book at all! So, the rest of the attack fails.
You lower the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 5%!
Master Chief was already summoned earlier in the thread...
LORD HELIX's blessing crits your attack! You deal 8,000 damage.
The Tripod is already attacking Trace!
You never know...
Your attack inexplicably and randomly fails!
Yes you do. What alchemy was that?
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ prevents you from even opening your mouth!
Matt the Swordsman and Natalie the Mage appear!
The Godmodder isn't laughing at all! In fact, he's disgusted at how much of an innaccurate portrayal of a Godmodder that movie has! He writes a letter to complain.
You must wait 3 posts of yours before making another charge(s).
You got the BAYONET STRIKE! A bayonet that can shoot lightning.
What, WHAT? NO WAY DID I PERMIT THAT AT ALL! GIMME THOSE!
In a flash of green light, the syringes are drained of their blood.
The Godmodder re-directs it into the Neurax Worm, dealing 4,000 damage!
>:]
Ross8815 appears!
You deal 4,000 damage!
You do not own that weapon!
BOY. YOU THERE. BOY.
...What was that?
Well, the entire point of this game is to Destroy the Godmodder. He's probably just taking a back seat to the action right now.
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ completely negates this charge! Do you want to spend it on something else?
Sturdy Sword AND Sturdy Sword = Honed Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
The pool table does nothing!
Wait...you're making that 40-post charge in ADDITION with that other 40-post charge?
I'm sorry, but you can't do that. That would effectively make it an 80-post charge.
You fail to capture it!
Even the Daleks know they have no hope of extermination such a might foe as this!
It plays KSP WITH ITS MIND.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Trace makes all the players who have tried to attack him but failed, fail!
The Neurax Worm deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX! LORD HELIX deals 4,000 damage to the Neurax Worm and the False Prophet! The False Prophet deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX and kills a Construct!
Ross8815 deals 4,000 damage to the Neurax Worm! The Spirits of the Dead randomly cannot attack this turn! The Tripod kills Trace! Tagon's Toughs, with the help of the VIRUS, kill the Neurax Worm! The Apex Army deals 4,000 damage to the False Prophet! The rest of the AG entities rush up to attack the Godmodder, but fail! The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 5%!
The Godmodder kills Enraged Crusher, destroys Tagon's Toughs' Shields, and lower's the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 12%! The BUGS lower the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 4%!
The 4th Cue Ball glows...
Clover appears!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 56,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Research Drones: [N] HP: 500/500. (x3.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 987,000/1,000,000.
The False Prophet: [N] HP: 14,500/50,000.
Ross8815: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Altar of Power: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 19,000/20,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) Mixed Ground Force: 9,000/10,000 HP. Sargeant Schlock: 7,500/7,500 HP.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9.)
Apex Army: [AG] HP: 59,000/60,000.
DemonicDaVinci's Questionable Armor: [AG] AP: 39,000/40,000.
Enderman Portal: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Matt the Swordsman: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Natalie the Mage: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Clover: [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: am/\/\//i/ali1111ve33?
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 59%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 53%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 32% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 5% (REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!)
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 100%. GLITCHINESS: 3%. REPLICATION: 4%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 100%. GLITCHINESS: 2%. REPLICATION: 5%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. 50% resistance against attacks.
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 2,500/10,000. Can counter-attack any attackers.
Creeper Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.) Lose 10% of health after every attack.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
END5 Regiment: [AG] END: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
hammer01: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: On Vacation
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 7/15
I use my built-in arcane chainsaw to inflict a few cuts on Clover.
3 - (1/8) Robe of the Fire Rat (no banning)
4 - (1/8) Swallow's Cowrie Shell (20 heal, definite hit)
Red Stone of Aja is directed at Trace. 20 damage default.
I "Dragon's Jewel" Bug #1, in this case shorting it out for 10% integrity.
Passive - "Advanced Impossible Request - Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji" on page 303.
Uses - Flattens the Godmodder, doing a random 1 (most likely) to 5 (least likely) damage to the Godmodder and 50 damage or 5% integrity damage to the AGs.
New Spawn - Hina Kagiyama
Abilities:
"Purification River Deposit" - Can directly attack any "Integrity" for 5%.
"Flawed Amulet" - An attack equipped with this (charge up to 10 posts, relative to the amount of automatic counter godmodding required) will definitely work. Does not only apply to attacks, though...
"Blazing Misfortune Wheel" - PG attacks are nerfed, and charges for PGs take twice as long (total charge for same effect is extended)
"Ohgane's Flame" - AGs gain "Regeneration VI", making them regenerate 10 health per turn.
"Flawed Protection Ward" - Hina can't be disabled through any method.
1/20
0/10
0/5
Utsuho Reiuji is now training on a private server hosted in Gensokyo (read: Godmodder can't touch it!) against Mokou. Will definitely level up to Beta-Godmodder level next turn.
Kaguya uses "End of Imperishable Night - Crescent Moon" to begin the spawning of a new structure, the "History of Gensokyo" tower. This ports DTG1 into DTG2, adding all PG and AG entities from DTG1 during the "ACN Turret" period. If this is accepted, will spawn on 299. If not, a bridge called "Gensokyo's Bridge" forms at the time, which enhances the Everydimensional Portal and makes many more things come through it, both AG and PG.... (no PG Touhous)
I then begin work for the remaining two PWNs.
1/5 (x2)
(The total charge of PWN Robot Masters is 40, by the way, meaning it'd be quite effective in theory.)
(Also, if anyone wants to do some commentary [Think Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic] on bad fanfics, PM me.)
I duplicate the /give Wands and equip Natalie the Mage with the duplicate.
Keep on derpin'
I summon the UNSC Preston Cole in the same, epic manner then. The second Infinity class warship in the UNSC navy; it was completed 21 years after the destruction of Requiem. It has roughly the same base stats but is more advanced. This time, the shield projecter is using energy shielding technology reverse engineered from the salvaged Mantel's Approach and is powered by the UNSC Preston Cole's MK7 6-core prototype hydrogen fusion reactors instead of the standard deuterium-tritium processing plant. Even with the difference in power output, the power requirement of the new main gun means that it still needs 10 posts to fully charge and 5 posts to cool before recharging.
15/15 discharge main guns at the Infinity Seal. Irony bonus still applies as the entity UNSC Preston Cole is a Infinity class ship.
25000/25000 HP
10500/10500 shields
Every point counts.
Same attacks apply, though the broadside splash damage is unavoidable, and can now deploy armored assault exoskeletons, or Titans out of here, can be inserted into a live combat zone via drop pod.
9/15 on the alter (now applied to the UNSC Preston Cole)
4/40
4/10
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 8/15
I torrent a copy of the Godmodder's virus to analyze it.
While keeping this game open in another window, I search the internet for any help...
Virus Name: Rejoin
And then, a Wikipedia post listing a list of viruses and worms appeared on my browser.
And on the post it says:
Info: makes the infected person re-execute the selected file automacally when exited out.
Cure: very hard to do, as the virus is encrypted.
Encrypted, eh?
Well let's see about that...
I take 50 or so decoders, and while I copy the virus into a folder, I begin decoding.
Decoding Virus: 1/15
EDIT: the virus is AG.
So, I try to fix the two bugs.
I'll be making my great escape now!
His ban ended early.
He has been gone for a while.
Reality distortion has corrupted the timeline.
"Which one of you did this!?"
In anger, I head straight for the godmodder and begin rapidly punching at him, and despite his matching every blow of mine with a punch catch, start speeding up.
[1/5]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alright, it's done-
FOR THE LOVE OF GODMODDER WHO PUT A TABLE HERE?!
Matt uses Rage on himself and all the constructs!
Natalie uses Thunderstorm!
I quickly give engie_ninja pie!
(+1 to his charge, welcome back!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 9/15
I pop some Mentats on my Questionable Armor and help engie. (3/4)
"Did that pie have speedboost effects?"
I lampshade the fact that eating pie boosts my charge while nearing attack speeds that nothing could ever hope to counter, and react with surprise when the Godmodder continues defending past those speeds.
[3/5]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 10/15
Ooh, what's this? Remnants of technology from the Crockercorp Armada? *horseglues to armor*
>>I am now able to summon 500 HP drones.
I swarm Clover with my drones!
Wat
2/10
7/40
7/30
I make TwinBuilder's DNA so complex it is unusable except by Helix's cause! So stahp trying to get it.
Attackwise: I damage Anti-Virus while healing glitch resistance.
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 11/15
I create a hacked version of the Anti-Virus to destroy the Anti-Virus. Yay.
24/25 brotherhood of steel
12/15 flamethrower tank battalion
1/40 for another "huge" attack
3/15 for the present
3/3 for my honed sword. Note what I wanted, I want extra swords all in one item... Anyone got ideas?
I stab Clover with a sharpened pool cue.
...
...
6/40 x2
No, it isn't a straight 80 charge (actually, if he were trying to do that, it would be a 120 post charge...) but its actually three separate 40s that are all going to summon three related entities all at once. he's just saving the first one for now. It will be similar to how aegis summoned the preston cole.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.