Can you make this post count, even if it is past the limit? I mean, I've got a life here, unlike these losers.
Charge Factory: 27/40
I realize that the player is Ross8815. A redstone creation with a Dispenser as a head, a redstone block for a body, and redstone torches for limbs walks up to me. I notice eager eyes behind his Piston Arm hat.
"Hey, boss, I've got something to tell you..."
"Sure. What is it?"
"I'm going to get out there and fight." Ross8815 rushes for the door.
"Stop! It's far too dangerous to head out there. You'd be better within the Complex walls.
"What do I have the lose? We can't leave until that Godmodder's out. I'll teach the Godmodder's forces a lesson. A major lesson."
"If you insist..." Constructs march to my side.
"Constructs! Prepare Ross8815 for battle against the Godmodder's forces!"
Soon afterwards, he is armed in diamond-plated armor, an iron sword with Sharpness and Knockback (Both I), a Power II Bow, and redstone supplies.
Ross8815 [P] HP: 4000/4000 Respawns: IIIII
Special: Creates a random redstone contraption: High risk, or high reward?
Votes: IIII
Attacks
Hesitant Strikes: 2000 melee damage. Retreats afterwards, during which this entity has a 25% chance to not be hit.
Overconfident Archery: 5000 ranged damage. Has a 25% chance to miss, unless under the effects of Focus.
Special: Redstone Contraption
Roll a number between 1 and 6. Results are shown below...
1: Failed TNT Cannon: Oh no! Expends an extra Respawn, or if last respawn, deals 4000 damage to an AG entity.
2: Overly Complicated Dispenser: Nothing much. Gives a random entity the Blind effect via smoke. During Blind, attacks double the probability of missing. If no percentage, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
3: Arrow Dispenser: Nothing much. Only deals 3000 damage to a single PG entity.
4: TNT Cannon: A nice attack! Deals 8000 damage to a single PG entity.
5: TNT Barrage: Outstanding attack! Deals 5000 damage to three PG targets. Can be reduced for more damage.
6: Instagib Gravity Cannon: Overshot. Instantly gibs target, which puts itself back together due to the properties of the projectile. Heals target for 7000 damage, but increases damage taken by 20% the following two turns. Cannot target AG entities.
Sorry- two whole pages passed in the course of 16 hours, in which most people are supposed to be busy... Most. I'm in that most group, and feel that it's unfair that people just sit there, doing nothing to improve humanity (e.g. Yoloists) and the other half of society works hard.
Ninja, y u do this?
Roll for sadness.
(20)
*cries in corner*
Sorry- I just despise it when people do nothing with the good life they have. They could be benefitting humanity, but no. They have to sit on a couch and talk on their cell phones.
Sorry- two whole pages passed in the course of 16 hours, in which most people are supposed to be busy... Most. I'm in that most group, and feel that it's unfair that people just sit there, doing nothing to improve humanity (e.g. Yoloists) and the other half of society works hard.
Honestly, holidays I can work with, if it's okay by your religious principles or what. The sad part is, people don't stop dying on Christmas. Crimes don't suddenly pause on Easter.
I'm starting to get depressed now...
Alas, I believe we've exceeded the post limit, by far.
everyone! I know what to do! The final boss is lord English!!!
In order to bring him out, we must defeat Doc Scratch (Yeah! Justified my rage!). In order to get him out we probably need to kill off the Felt... but I have plans for this.
There will be much PG pain involved.
In short, in order to get rid of all these annoying Homestuck references, we need to beat up everything Homestuck related as soon as possible.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
everyone! I know what to do! The final boss is lord English!!!
In order to bring him out, we must defeat Doc Scratch (Yeah! Justified my rage!). In order to get him out we probably need to kill off the Felt... but I have plans for this.
There will be much PG pain involved.
In short, in order to get rid of all these annoying Homestuck references, we need to beat up everything Homestuck related as soon as possible.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
I copy and paste, I've got a whole google doc full of 'em.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
There is a reasoning behind this, least of all being that I'm impatient. Second of all our entities will probably be gone by the time we hit another spate of enemies at this rate.
40/40 - There's a deep rumbling that begins shaking the rendered chunks, but it isn't an earthquake. A gigantic, purple-blue slipspace rift opens in GEO orbit and the UNSC Infinity bursts out of the portal before it collapses behind it and (15/15) discharges its main gun - the MAC cannon and its two forward facing energy projectors at the Infinity Seal. (irony bonus + 50% UNSC Infinity Vs. Infinity Seal)
More info here.
20000/20000 (Twin Builder has final say)
Emmense broadside attacks- Orbital bombardment. 'Nuff said. (Gigantic splash damage. Intended target takes the most damage)
Even bigger main cannons- (Has one capacitor bank and can fire once per turn [capacitors are hot and must literally cool]. Capacitors charge separate from post charges and cap at 10, though may fire prematurely but it won't be as powerful)
Capable of counterattacking- If you can't take it, don't dish it.
Can NOT attack more than once per turn (excludes indirect attacking such as launching fighters or deploying ground troops).
40/40 - I summon a shield generator inside the UNSC Infinity 10000/10000 points that regenerate each turn.
4/15 for the altar charge (you gotta say what it is, otherwise we won't know how to unleash it)
28/??? for 5l1n's weapon
28/40 for charge factory
12/20 for ire's thingamabob
1/15 for a nice little... present.
I combine duel cheap swords with duel cheap swords making set of cheap swords 1/3
I throw a pool table at trace.
...
...
40/40 x1
So... you finished. With. The. Chasis. Yes. I. Did.
You do realize the maximum is 40 right? Yes, I am aware of that fact.
Then why the heck isn't this thing done yet? I have a little trick for this.
Sure. We'll see how well this 'trick' of yours works out. It will, it will.
4/40 x2
And I will nullpost the second, but the first one is what I am actually saying, directed some at the players and Doc Scratch, the rest at the godmodder.
Test fire!
*tiny laser*
God.
I crash a UFO into a PG.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I begin summoning Generic Mech #1
1/40
I being summoning Generic Mech #2
1/40
Can you make this post count, even if it is past the limit? I mean, I've got a life here, unlike these
losers.Charge Factory: 27/40
I realize that the player is Ross8815. A redstone creation with a Dispenser as a head, a redstone block for a body, and redstone torches for limbs walks up to me. I notice eager eyes behind his Piston Arm hat.
"Hey, boss, I've got something to tell you..."
"Sure. What is it?"
"I'm going to get out there and fight." Ross8815 rushes for the door.
"Stop! It's far too dangerous to head out there. You'd be better within the Complex walls.
"What do I have the lose? We can't leave until that Godmodder's out. I'll teach the Godmodder's forces a lesson. A major lesson."
"If you insist..." Constructs march to my side.
"Constructs! Prepare Ross8815 for battle against the Godmodder's forces!"
Soon afterwards, he is armed in diamond-plated armor, an iron sword with Sharpness and Knockback (Both I), a Power II Bow, and redstone supplies.
Ross8815 [P] HP: 4000/4000 Respawns: IIIII
Special: Creates a random redstone contraption: High risk, or high reward?
Votes: IIII
Attacks
Hesitant Strikes: 2000 melee damage. Retreats afterwards, during which this entity has a 25% chance to not be hit.
Overconfident Archery: 5000 ranged damage. Has a 25% chance to miss, unless under the effects of Focus.
Special: Redstone Contraption
Roll a number between 1 and 6. Results are shown below...
1: Failed TNT Cannon: Oh no! Expends an extra Respawn, or if last respawn, deals 4000 damage to an AG entity.
2: Overly Complicated Dispenser: Nothing much. Gives a random entity the Blind effect via smoke. During Blind, attacks double the probability of missing. If no percentage, attacks have a 50% chance to miss.
3: Arrow Dispenser: Nothing much. Only deals 3000 damage to a single PG entity.
4: TNT Cannon: A nice attack! Deals 8000 damage to a single PG entity.
5: TNT Barrage: Outstanding attack! Deals 5000 damage to three PG targets. Can be reduced for more damage.
6: Instagib Gravity Cannon: Overshot. Instantly gibs target, which puts itself back together due to the properties of the projectile. Heals target for 7000 damage, but increases damage taken by 20% the following two turns. Cannot target AG entities.
Buff and nerf as necessary.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
You really want to get mouthy?
Sorry- two whole pages passed in the course of 16 hours, in which most people are supposed to be busy... Most. I'm in that most group, and feel that it's unfair that people just sit there, doing nothing to improve humanity (e.g. Yoloists) and the other half of society works hard.
/nullpost
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/nullpost
Oh no
Did you read the message afterwards? At all?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Roll for sadness.
(20)
*cries in corner*
/nullpost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
[/nullpost - but it still passively happens!]
2/10
40/40
40/40
I drop a moon base on trace (50% rhyme bonus!)
+1 to pionoplayer's charges
15/15
I start a 1/15 on the Alter Of Power
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Sorry- I just despise it when people do nothing with the good life they have. They could be benefitting humanity, but no. They have to sit on a couch and talk on their cell phones.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I'm on holidays.
3/10
+1 to pionoplayer's charges
I think Trace is dead, but in just in case, I point blank 'em in the face with Danger High Voltage
15/15
2/15 (on alter)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Honestly, holidays I can work with, if it's okay by your religious principles or what. The sad part is, people don't stop dying on Christmas. Crimes don't suddenly pause on Easter.
I'm starting to get depressed now...
Alas, I believe we've exceeded the post limit, by far.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
In order to bring him out, we must defeat Doc Scratch (Yeah! Justified my rage!). In order to get him out we probably need to kill off the Felt... but I have plans for this.
There will be much PG pain involved.
In short, in order to get rid of all these annoying Homestuck references, we need to beat up everything Homestuck related as soon as possible.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Shift into overdrive, BAM! Deleted.
5l1n65h07's "weapon": 27/????
I'll be making my great escape now!
I copy and paste, I've got a whole google doc full of 'em.
Hey godmodder! I thought you could godmod! Any godmodder worth his salt would be able to summon more than once of those pathetic entities at a time. At this point I doubt you could even summon all of the Felt at once you LOSER!!
Seriously, how did this idiot even get us trapped here? I mean, its not like he's done anything terrifying or anything. I mean seriously, Doc Scratch is a WEBCOMIC CHARACTER for crying out loud and he's already done more in Act 2 than the godmodder has done total.
I vote that we just leave the twerp to his games and deal with the real threat - Lord English. Its pretty obvious that the godmodder is no longer important at all.
/nullpost
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
More info here.
20000/20000 (Twin Builder has final say)
Emmense broadside attacks- Orbital bombardment. 'Nuff said. (Gigantic splash damage. Intended target takes the most damage)
Even bigger main cannons- (Has one capacitor bank and can fire once per turn [capacitors are hot and must literally cool]. Capacitors charge separate from post charges and cap at 10, though may fire prematurely but it won't be as powerful)
Capable of counterattacking- If you can't take it, don't dish it.
Can NOT attack more than once per turn (excludes indirect attacking such as launching fighters or deploying ground troops).
40/40 - I summon a shield generator inside the UNSC Infinity 10000/10000 points that regenerate each turn.
4/40
4/10
3/15 (on alter)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/nullpost
28/??? for 5l1n's weapon
28/40 for charge factory
12/20 for ire's thingamabob
1/15 for a nice little... present.
I combine duel cheap swords with duel cheap swords making set of cheap swords 1/3
I throw a pool table at trace.
...
...
40/40 x1
So... you finished. With. The. Chasis.
Yes. I. Did.
You do realize the maximum is 40 right?
Yes, I am aware of that fact.
Then why the heck isn't this thing done yet?
I have a little trick for this.
Sure. We'll see how well this 'trick' of yours works out.
It will, it will.
4/40 x2
And I will nullpost the second, but the first one is what I am actually saying, directed some at the players and Doc Scratch, the rest at the godmodder.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.