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5/8 Dragon's Necklace
Okuu is technically a 49-charge post (split into 4 separate charges)
Compound Charge:
2/15 Subterranean Sun Base (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Catwalk (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Geyser (required to spawn Okuu)
0/4 Subterranean Sun Bridge (once completed, Utsuho Reiuji spawns on the field)
(must be completed in order - Catwalk can't have any charges before the Base is full, et cetera.)
Okuu's new aspect: "Dual Septentrion" - Due to the number of charges put into this, Utsuho Reiuji is immune to all methods of "banning", or permanently disabling Utsuho Reiuji, by adapting to the attack and integrating it into her railgun/arm cannon. This allows any OP attack that gets thrown at Utsuho to be used by her! (there are 49 posts required to summon Okuu. This should be part of a 49-post level godmodder.)
Passive - At page 350, "Sanae Kochiya" will be spawned. So far, no aspects yet known...
Kaguya begins directly attacking Doze's integrity! "End of Imperishable Night - New Moon"
With this, your eternally locked server shall be overcome, and the light of an imperishable dawn will rise!
Attempting to use the nature of the server against Kaguya was too dangerous.
Roll a d3 with a random number generator:
1 - Doze loses 2% integrity.
2 - Doze loses 5% integrity.
3 - Roll a d12, then add 10. This is the percentage.
power player huh? not quite, I adhere to the rules, and I'm much smarter. But when I get unleashed... Well, at full strength I've never been beaten
Also Scratch, my plan does not mean killing twinbuilder anymore, since he isn't one of the felt. I'm trying to kill you. And you just gave me verification that if not ending the invasion, will at least make finishing it a whole lot easier. Thanks for the info Doc.
But you aren't the final boss? I'm guessing then that the only one left has got to be the only one who has ever beaten you in canon (at least according to my sources). Andrew... I'm coming for you...
39/40 for my charge... dang it! one short!
I combine sugar and the awkward potion 1/2 for the potion of speed
+1 to aegis's charges
24/40 for the charge factory
1/5 for something awful I'm going to do to the next Homestuck character I see after finishing it.
I take Doze, shoot him in the face with Danger:High Voltage, then throw him towards where Lord Helix and the false prophet are duking it out and shout: "Almighty lord helix! Deliver us from the evil dome worshippers and smite this evil one!"
...
...
Your kidding right? About what?
You spent 10 turns on the treads, another 10 on the framework, and another 10 on the flipping armor!??!?! Yes, I did.
Seriously... There had better be a good reason why you haven't even started on the weapons yet. Notice that it is _/40 x1?
Oh. Now I'm beginning to think you might actually be useful for once. I'm the most powerful being ever created, of course I am.
And what do you have to show for it? ... I...
That's what I thought. So you can keep your mouth shut.
33/40 x1
and yes twinbuilder, emma is actually legitimate. I looked it up, crackit productions is an actual group that works for BBC.
STORYEDIT: yeah that top thing is stupidity again, piono knows more about Homestuck than I did at this point.
I was trying to wait until Twin finished, but never mind, I guess.
Quest: 32/40
Loading charge messages...
I charge at Missingno, ready to hit it, when sudd3nlYYYYYYyyyyyYyyY90274):&-0$??!!!!!!!££££WPdjdowoOpokmsosMS{#%'j{}€|*}*AAAAAAAAK!
Two chunks of coding break off of Missingno and spasm out in front of me. A warning appears in front of me.
WARNING: THIS VERSION OF THE GAME APPEARS TO BE BUGGED. CONTINUE?
Of course, the Godmodder's virus causes my computer to automatically click YES. Two BUGS appear.
Bugs are glitchy manifestations of coding. They will attempt to help the virus by lowering Antivirus Integrity and such, but as time goes on, they will slowly get glitchier. Each bug has its own Integrity meter, as well as a Glitchiness meter, and a Replication meter. The Replication meter advances by a random amount each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug is spawned.
1+ pionoplayer's charges.
I use a masterball on Missingno. If that doesn't work, I tag bug 1 and trick the [PG] antivirus into targeting it!
I choose you! AC-130 Spooky! Spooky used AGM 176 Griffin against the Egg Army! Its SUPER effective!
I pour a Big Red on the infinity seal because I don't like Big Red.
I don't think it would be wise to just leave those two Bugs spawned by Serpent's attack on loose.
I attempt to encase the two bugs in a 'folder' made of pure coding, and attempt to merge it with the Virus, boosting it's Virus integrity and lowering the Antivirus integrity and Glitch Resistance.
Yes, Doze is one of The Felt. Pretty much anyone with the green name is a member of The Felt, minus TwinBuilder. Technically even Doc Scratch. Most First Guardians' names aren't written like that. For example, it's Doc Scratch, but it's also Becquerel and GCat, without any special colors.
Scavenging: 20/20! [Hon Hon Hon] Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye, Pinkamena's Chainsaw, Toilet Hospitalizer scrap ceramics, glitchy katana, horse glue, Cthulhu wings
Brotherhood of Steel: 11/25
Using the scavenged materials, I make the most questionable armor known to the server!
DemonicDaVinci's Scavenger Armor 60,000 HP
I use my armor to fire chainsaws on Doze.
After a long deal of whirring and hammering, you walk out onto the battlefield with your Questionable Armor! It will have 40,000 AP. (Armor Points.) Doze, however, is dead!
Remember the old lady I sent to whack the godmodder with a cane, she didn't have a TF2 cloak and just now found a weak point in the godmodder's armor,she hits it ,dealing 1 damage
I command the apex army to attack twinbuilder until I get his DNA
500 damage. The Godmodder disposed of that old lady a long time ago, and the Godmodder's armor has no weak points, since armor in Minecraft doesn't have any! The Apex Army will attack me...
Grr... I will kill all the opposers of Helix. I shall slay all the followers of the dome! I shoot a lasor and and alligator at the false prophet, Flareon!
I give the virus a present. Inside are two presents. Inside each of those are 2 presents. And so on and so on... until out of 4096 tiny boxes, USB bots fly up to the virus. Inside each of is a 64GB zip file... I think you can see what is going to happen, if not, it's a zip bomb.
I chuck some spoiled spaghetti at Doze. The spoiled spaghetti won't deal damage to Doze alone, but it will cause a pack of Raccoons to chase Doze at all costs, thus netting some damage.
If the plan backfires and the Raccoons go after me instead, I still have my Eureka Effect.
If Doze is alterady dead, then the attack goes for another PG entity.
If Doze is not dead, I bulldoze him with a bulldozer. If he is dead, I bulldoze the Egg Pawn Army.
Tagon's Actions: Tagon attempts to teraport the godmodder into a nearby sun to damage him.
Virus Actions: The Virus deals severe damage to antivirus integrity.
Mob Invasion Actions: an additional zombie battalion and skeleton battalion joins the regiment (each battalion in a regiment has a seperate HP bar), all spawners produce ESFB Battalions.
All PG entities are dead! Your entities will do as you say.
Okuu is technically a 49-charge post (split into 4 separate charges)
Compound Charge: 2/15 Subterranean Sun Base (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Catwalk (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Geyser (required to spawn Okuu)
0/4 Subterranean Sun Bridge (once completed, Utsuho Reiuji spawns on the field)
(must be completed in order - Catwalk can't have any charges before the Base is full, et cetera.)
Okuu's new aspect: "Dual Septentrion" - Due to the number of charges put into this, Utsuho Reiuji is immune to all methods of "banning", or permanently disabling Utsuho Reiuji, by adapting to the attack and integrating it into her railgun/arm cannon. This allows any OP attack that gets thrown at Utsuho to be used by her! (there are 49 posts required to summon Okuu. This should be part of a 49-post level godmodder.)
Passive - At page 350, "Sanae Kochiya" will be spawned. So far, no aspects yet known...
Kaguya begins directly attacking Doze's integrity! "End of Imperishable Night - New Moon"
With this, your eternally locked server shall be overcome, and the light of an imperishable dawn will rise!
Attempting to use the nature of the server against Kaguya was too dangerous.
Roll a d3 with a random number generator:
1 - Doze loses 2% integrity.
2 - Doze loses 5% integrity.
3 - Roll a d12, then add 10. This is the percentage.
ALL PG ENTITIES ARE ALREADY DEAD!
Dual Septentrion is deemed "2op4me" by the OP Scale, so it is removed. However, even compound charges can only add up to 40 posts, so Okuu herself is deemed "3op5me", and the OP Scale postpones the charge indefinitely.
Suddenly, anything homestuck-related glitches out for a brief time! This is due to the Virus' plan's side effects.
The entire Homestuck Invasion glitches out for one second. However, since the players are in a panic, they didn't capitalize on the opportunity, and nothing happened.
power player huh? not quite, I adhere to the rules, and I'm much smarter. But when I get unleashed... Well, at full strength I've never been beaten
Also Scratch, my plan does not mean killing twinbuilder anymore, since he isn't one of the felt. I'm trying to kill you. And you just gave me verification that if not ending the invasion, will at least make finishing it a whole lot easier. Thanks for the info Doc.
But you aren't the final boss? I'm guessing then that the only one left has got to be the only one who has ever beaten you in canon (at least according to my sources). Andrew... I'm coming for you...
39/40 for my charge... dang it! one short!
I combine sugar and the awkward potion 1/2 for the potion of speed
+1 to aegis's charges
24/40 for the charge factory
1/5 for something awful I'm going to do to the next Homestuck character I see after finishing it.
I take Doze, shoot him in the face with Danger:High Voltage, then throw him towards where Lord Helix and the false prophet are duking it out and shout: "Almighty lord helix! Deliver us from the evil dome worshippers and smite this evil one!"
...
...
You're kidding right? About what?
You spent 10 turns on the treads, another 10 on the framework, and another 10 on the flipping armor!??!?! Yes, I did.
Seriously... There had better be a good reason why you haven't even started on the weapons yet. Notice that it is _/40 x1?
Oh. Now I'm beginning to think you might actually be useful for once. I'm the most powerful being ever created, of course I am.
And what do you have to show for it? ... I...
That's what I thought. So you can keep your mouth shut.
33/40 x1
and yes twinbuilder, emma is actually legitimate. I looked it up, crackit productions is an actual group that works for BBC.
Of course I know you're trying to kill me. Your previous actions implied as much. And my death will not make defeating the Invasion easier. In fact, you may find that by killing me prematurely, it will be detrimental to your entire timeline.
Oh, I'm not the final boss of the Invasion. My superior, however... He would certainly be a challenge. You may have heard of him before. In fact, I'm sure his name (of course, his fake name, not his real name) has been stated previously in this game.
But, about Hussie. Let's see what he's up to. Oh, Andrew! Can you hear me through this shattered Fourth Wall?
What? Oh hell no. This is always such a terrible idea. Leave me alone. I'm not being anyone's final boss for anything. Go have fun on your own.
I was trying to wait until Twin finished, but never mind, I guess.
Quest: 32/40
Loading charge messages...
I charge at Missingno, ready to hit it, when sudd3nlYYYYYYyyyyyYyyY90274):&-0$??!!!!!!!££££WPdjdowoOpokmsosMS{#%'j{}€|*}*AAAAAAAAK!
Two chunks of coding break off of Missingno and spasm out in front of me. A warning appears in front of me.
WARNING: THIS VERSION OF THE GAME APPEARS TO BE BUGGED. CONTINUE?
Of course, the Godmodder's virus causes my computer to automatically click YES. Two BUGS appear.
Bugs are glitchy manifestations of coding. They will attempt to help the virus by lowering Antivirus Integrity and such, but as time goes on, they will slowly get glitchier. Each bug has its own Integrity meter, as well as a Glitchiness meter, and a Replication meter. The Replication meter advances by a random amount each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug is spawned.
1+ pionoplayer's charges.
I use a masterball on Missingno. If that doesn't work, I tag bug 1 and trick the [PG] antivirus into targeting it!
I choose you! AC-130 Spooky! Spooky used AGM 176 Griffin against the Egg Army! Its SUPER effective!
I pour a Big Red on the infinity seal because I don't like Big Red.
I don't think it would be wise to just leave those two Bugs spawned by Serpent's attack on loose.
I attempt to encase the two bugs in a 'folder' made of pure coding, and attempt to merge it with the Virus, boosting it's Virus integrity and lowering the Antivirus integrity and Glitch Resistance.
The Bugs cannot be contained through normal means! You would have to devote more time and effort to it...
Yes, Doze is one of The Felt. Pretty much anyone with the green name is a member of The Felt, minus TwinBuilder. Technically even Doc Scratch. Most First Guardians' names aren't written like that. For example, it's Doc Scratch, but it's also Becquerel and GCat, without any special colors.
/nullpost
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Neurax Worm damages the Questionable Armor, removing 2,000 AP! The Research Drones continue searching... LORD HELIX and The False Prophet cannot attack due to the meta of Twitch Plays Pokemon!
The Spirits of the Dead deal 1,000 damage to the False Prophet! The rest of the AGs rush up to attack the Godmodder, but suddenly realize that doing that would be pointless, since they won't deal any damage to him! The brave Tagon's Toughs try to actually attack him by teraporting him into the sun! As he is flung into the sun, the HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES from before appear and drive him back to safety on land. The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder realizes that Doze is dead! The third Sacred Pool Ball then flashes...
Trace appears!
Additional Zombie and Skeleton Battalions join the Regiment! More ESFB Battalions are produced.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
I finish my charge!
I finish my speed potion
+1 to aegis's charges
26/40 for the charge factory (also ninja, here's what I do, don't get on to post until after you've done the stuff, then sit and let other people post while you do your other stuff on the internet so you can get the same number of posts as other people in less time.
2/5 for my hating on homestuck characters
I decide to switch directions and use purplestone dust to electrocute the neurax worm.
And Scratch, killing you prematurely would make it more difficult? Heh, more opportunities to kill stuff from Homestuck, I'm getting fed up with Homestuck references anyways, so the more of them I kill, the happier I'll be. Maybe if I summon the event in which Andrew killed you... Since Andrew himself doesn't seem to be too partial to coming down here, I'll simply replicate him completely and bring the duplicate to kill you. Either way, I'm mostly just trying to rationalize My BURNING HATRED THat You have Somhow Invoked In me.
That was .........
weird... but imagine that, you've got me typing red, and you aren't even real. Scratch, I assure you that you will be dead by the end of this game. I'm not going to let you escape. You. will. die. A bit melodramatic don't you think?
GO BACK TO YOUR TOY!!!!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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( 34 / 40 )
Through the temple of Godcat...
( 7 / 20 )
The LOICC is being worked...
I thrust a armor-piercing lance right into the Godmodder.
It goes right through him, dealing no damage.
...
And then the lance glows red-hot.
And grows spikes.
Giant Plant 0, Me 1.
( 6 / 20 )
Continue the construction!
A construction drone that is working on the LOICC runs out of fuel, and falls to earth.
It lands right next to the Godmodder.
He sighs, knowing that it almost hit him.
It then launches out a lit blowtorch right into the Godmodder's rear end, wielding it together,
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
30/40 Virus' Plan
8/20 Nether Fortress
I fire a laser beam into the godmodder's eye.
I fling Pootis Spenser at the Godmodder.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I also request Twinbuilder to at least finish his summon in my thread.
31/40 Virus' Plan
9/20 Nether Fortress
I decapitate teh godmodder with a sord.
The virus hacks and takes down all hacking websites, negating Fseftr's attack.
I mega empower my next charged attack!
5/40
5/30
Okuu is technically a 49-charge post (split into 4 separate charges)
Compound Charge:
2/15 Subterranean Sun Base (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Catwalk (required to spawn Okuu)
0/15 Subterranean Sun Geyser (required to spawn Okuu)
0/4 Subterranean Sun Bridge (once completed, Utsuho Reiuji spawns on the field)
(must be completed in order - Catwalk can't have any charges before the Base is full, et cetera.)
Okuu's new aspect: "Dual Septentrion" - Due to the number of charges put into this, Utsuho Reiuji is immune to all methods of "banning", or permanently disabling Utsuho Reiuji, by adapting to the attack and integrating it into her railgun/arm cannon. This allows any OP attack that gets thrown at Utsuho to be used by her! (there are 49 posts required to summon Okuu. This should be part of a 49-post level godmodder.)
Passive - At page 350, "Sanae Kochiya" will be spawned. So far, no aspects yet known...
Kaguya begins directly attacking Doze's integrity! "End of Imperishable Night - New Moon"
With this, your eternally locked server shall be overcome, and the light of an imperishable dawn will rise!
Attempting to use the nature of the server against Kaguya was too dangerous.
Roll a d3 with a random number generator:
1 - Doze loses 2% integrity.
2 - Doze loses 5% integrity.
3 - Roll a d12, then add 10. This is the percentage.
Thauminomicon created.(Flavor text to show what stage I am in)
32/40 Virus' Plan
20/20 Nether Fortress
Suddenly, anything homestuck-related glitches out for a brief time! This is due to the Virus' plan's side effects.
Also Scratch, my plan does not mean killing twinbuilder anymore, since he isn't one of the felt. I'm trying to kill you. And you just gave me verification that if not ending the invasion, will at least make finishing it a whole lot easier. Thanks for the info Doc.
But you aren't the final boss? I'm guessing then that the only one left has got to be the only one who has ever beaten you in canon (at least according to my sources). Andrew... I'm coming for you...
39/40 for my charge... dang it! one short!
I combine sugar and the awkward potion 1/2 for the potion of speed
+1 to aegis's charges
24/40 for the charge factory
1/5 for something awful I'm going to do to the next Homestuck character I see after finishing it.
I take Doze, shoot him in the face with Danger:High Voltage, then throw him towards where Lord Helix and the false prophet are duking it out and shout: "Almighty lord helix! Deliver us from the evil dome worshippers and smite this evil one!"
...
...
Your kidding right?
About what?
You spent 10 turns on the treads, another 10 on the framework, and another 10 on the flipping armor!??!?!
Yes, I did.
Seriously... There had better be a good reason why you haven't even started on the weapons yet.
Notice that it is _/40 x1?
Oh. Now I'm beginning to think you might actually be useful for once.
I'm the most powerful being ever created, of course I am.
And what do you have to show for it?
... I...
That's what I thought. So you can keep your mouth shut.
33/40 x1
and yes twinbuilder, emma is actually legitimate. I looked it up, crackit productions is an actual group that works for BBC.
STORYEDIT: yeah that top thing is stupidity again, piono knows more about Homestuck than I did at this point.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Quest: 32/40
Loading charge messages...
I charge at Missingno, ready to hit it, when sudd3nlYYYYYYyyyyyYyyY90274):&-0$??!!!!!!!££££WPdjdowoOpokmsosMS{#%'j{}€|*}*AAAAAAAAK!
Two chunks of coding break off of Missingno and spasm out in front of me. A warning appears in front of me.
WARNING: THIS VERSION OF THE GAME APPEARS TO BE BUGGED. CONTINUE?
Of course, the Godmodder's virus causes my computer to automatically click YES. Two BUGS appear.
Bugs are glitchy manifestations of coding. They will attempt to help the virus by lowering Antivirus Integrity and such, but as time goes on, they will slowly get glitchier. Each bug has its own Integrity meter, as well as a Glitchiness meter, and a Replication meter. The Replication meter advances by a random amount each turn, and when it reaches 100%, a new Bug is spawned.
Bug 1
Integrity: 100%
Glitchiness: 0%
Replication: 0%
Bug 2
Integrity: 100%
Glitchiness: 0%
Replication: 0%
Feel free to ignore these if they only complicate your life.
Oh no
34/40
1+ pionoplayer's charges.
I use a masterball on Missingno. If that doesn't work, I tag bug 1 and trick the [PG] antivirus into targeting it!
I choose you! AC-130 Spooky! Spooky used AGM 176 Griffin against the Egg Army! Its SUPER effective!
I pour a Big Red on the infinity seal because I don't like Big Red.
10/15
I ask Doc. Scratch if Doze is one of the Felt.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
To make matters worse, I have parents with high expectations...
Like, really high.
I notice a player walk up to me. I approach him, he appears to be one of my workers (I'll add when I have more time)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I attempt to encase the two bugs in a 'folder' made of pure coding, and attempt to merge it with the Virus, boosting it's Virus integrity and lowering the Antivirus integrity and Glitch Resistance.
/nullpost
Oh no
3,000 damage!
Updating Minecraft would not raise the GLITCH RESISTANCE. The Glitch in question is certainly not one that has appeared in Minecraft...
The Egg Pawn Army is dead!
You cannot alchemize things with the Red-Rifle because you didn't even finish the Red-Rifle!
Doze is dead!
After a long deal of whirring and hammering, you walk out onto the battlefield with your Questionable Armor! It will have 40,000 AP. (Armor Points.) Doze, however, is dead!
500 damage. The Godmodder disposed of that old lady a long time ago, and the Godmodder's armor has no weak points, since armor in Minecraft doesn't have any! The Apex Army will attack me...
They are dead!
Doze is dead! The Black Monolith absorbs the Silly String.
TASTY.
3,500 damage!
Both of them are so transfixed by the meta that they cannot attack this turn!
500 damage... Look, pal. Why do you even want my DNA anyway? Are you going to clone me or something?
-7 INTEGRITY! -3 SECURITY INTEGRITY!
He is dead!
1 damage! The Infinity Seal cracks much more powerfully than usual... Its elevation is lowered slightly. It looks like you're wearing it down some!
comhraik took the Candy Corn last turn.
All PG entities are dead!
All PG entities are dead! Your entities will do as you say.
Too late!
Rifle AND Thunder Spear = Bayonet Strike (Level 1: 1/2)
The Black Monolith does not have a computer.
ALL PG ENTITIES ARE DEAD!
The Godmodder blinks before the beam hits his retina!
The Godmodder hires Karate Sniper to take care of Pootis Spenser!
-4 INTEGRITY! Ah, I need to work on that, huh...
The Godmodder turns your sword into pure sponge, making it bounce off of him harmlessly. When you turn to pick it up, he turns it into antimatter.
You were never heard from again.
The VIRUS hacks all hacking websites, but fails to stop the hackers from hacking it a little, as seen above.
ALL PG ENTITIES ARE ALREADY DEAD!
Dual Septentrion is deemed "2op4me" by the OP Scale, so it is removed. However, even compound charges can only add up to 40 posts, so Okuu herself is deemed "3op5me", and the OP Scale postpones the charge indefinitely.
The entire Homestuck Invasion glitches out for one second. However, since the players are in a panic, they didn't capitalize on the opportunity, and nothing happened.
Of course I know you're trying to kill me. Your previous actions implied as much. And my death will not make defeating the Invasion easier. In fact, you may find that by killing me prematurely, it will be detrimental to your entire timeline.
Oh, I'm not the final boss of the Invasion. My superior, however... He would certainly be a challenge. You may have heard of him before. In fact, I'm sure his name (of course, his fake name, not his real name) has been stated previously in this game.
But, about Hussie. Let's see what he's up to. Oh, Andrew! Can you hear me through this shattered Fourth Wall?
What? Oh hell no. This is always such a terrible idea. Leave me alone. I'm not being anyone's final boss for anything. Go have fun on your own.
Apparently not.
Awkward Potion OOO Sugar = Potion of Speed (1/2)
So, emma is legitimate? Interesting...
Bugs 0001 and Bugs 0002 appear!
You throw a MASTER BALL at Missingno!
...
...
...
Gotcha! Missingno. was caught!
Name Missingno.? ___________
ALL PG ENTITIES ARE DEAD!!
The Big Red does nothing.
Of course Doze is one of The Felt.
The Bugs cannot be contained through normal means! You would have to devote more time and effort to it...
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Neurax Worm damages the Questionable Armor, removing 2,000 AP! The Research Drones continue searching... LORD HELIX and The False Prophet cannot attack due to the meta of Twitch Plays Pokemon!
The Spirits of the Dead deal 1,000 damage to the False Prophet! The rest of the AGs rush up to attack the Godmodder, but suddenly realize that doing that would be pointless, since they won't deal any damage to him! The brave Tagon's Toughs try to actually attack him by teraporting him into the sun! As he is flung into the sun, the HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES from before appear and drive him back to safety on land. The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder realizes that Doze is dead! The third Sacred Pool Ball then flashes...
Trace appears!
Additional Zombie and Skeleton Battalions join the Regiment! More ESFB Battalions are produced.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 56,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Neurax Worm: [N] HP: 10,500/20,000.
Research Drones: [N] HP: 500/500. (x3.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 993,000/1,000,000.
The False Prophet: [N] HP: 37,500/50,000.
Spirits of the Dead: [AG] Duration: II
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 19,000/20,000.
Crusher48 [ENRAGED]: [AG] HP: 19,000/25,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 15,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) Mixed Ground Force: 9,000/10,000 HP.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/10,000. (x1.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9.)
Apex Army: [AG] HP: 59,000/60,000.
DemonicDaVinci's Questionable Armor: [AG] AP: 38,000/40,000.
Trace: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: am/\/\//i/ali1111ve33?
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 66%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 53%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 33% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 19% (REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!)
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 100%. GLITCHINESS: 0%. REPLICATION: 0%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 100%. GLITCHINESS: 0%. REPLICATION: 0%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. 50% resistance against attacks.
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Can counter-attack any attackers.
ESFB Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.) Can bypass enemy defenses.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
hammer01: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: On Vacation
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
I finish my speed potion
+1 to aegis's charges
26/40 for the charge factory (also ninja, here's what I do, don't get on to post until after you've done the stuff, then sit and let other people post while you do your other stuff on the internet so you can get the same number of posts as other people in less time.
2/5 for my hating on homestuck characters
I decide to switch directions and use purplestone dust to electrocute the neurax worm.
And Scratch, killing you prematurely would make it more difficult? Heh, more opportunities to kill stuff from Homestuck, I'm getting fed up with Homestuck references anyways, so the more of them I kill, the happier I'll be. Maybe if I summon the event in which Andrew killed you... Since Andrew himself doesn't seem to be too partial to coming down here, I'll simply replicate him completely and bring the duplicate to kill you. Either way, I'm mostly just trying to rationalize My BURNING HATRED THat You have Somhow Invoked In me.
That was .........
weird... but imagine that, you've got me typing red, and you aren't even real. Scratch, I assure you that you will be dead by the end of this game. I'm not going to let you escape. You. will. die.
A bit melodramatic don't you think?
GO BACK TO YOUR TOY!!!!
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35/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
1/10
6/40
6/30
Through the temple of Godcat...
( 7 / 20 )
The LOICC is being worked...
I thrust a armor-piercing lance right into the Godmodder.
It goes right through him, dealing no damage.
...
And then the lance glows red-hot.
And grows spikes.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)