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5/5. If there was any australium found, then I overclock the Tripod's stomp attack. At the End-of-Turn battle, it'll use it's now-coated-in-australium frontal appendage to step in a random PG entity, dealing 15,000 damage.

((Also, it would be wise to link the post with the Tripod's attacks next to the Tripod's profile in the entity list.))

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Crystal Golem, dead!

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It looks like a satellite...

I crash a train into emmaemma123 for reasons. She flies into a random PG.

27/40 Tagon's Plan

27/40 Virus' Plan

5/20 Nether Fortress

I throw my HHH into an egg pawn, killing it and summoning the army of the dead. I then grab the HHH and join the melee.

Meanwhile, the virus creates a scam that gets the password of the next person attacking the virus, then uses that password to make that person suicide in-game.

40/40 Egg Fleet

24/40 Death Egg MKIII

21/40 Project deadly cuddles

"Prepair my fleet for combat!"

It will be ready soon!!!!!!!

In one more post it will be ready!

I stab the virus with a a blade infused with... coding? Antivirus? Hackers? All of the above?

28/40 Tagon's Plan

28/40 Virus' Plan

6/20 Nether Fortress

I read a book on how to eat anything, allowing me to cannibalize my targets for a portion of damage dealt. I then throw the book at the Egg Pawn Army.

26/40
26/40

I improve my RAM to raise glitch resistance.

Multiple MIRV launches detected! Predicted trajectory - The egg bots.

I +1 pionoplayer's charges.

2/20

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Facility! PUZZLES.

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It appears some drones are working on the satellite.

I cast Firaga! (Roll a D6.)
(1: Hits all AG's for light damage.)
(2: Failure! )
(3: Hits one AG and one PG.)
(4: Hits one PG. )
(5: Hits two PG's. )
(6: Hits all PG's, and burns them.)

Charge Factory: 16/40

Man, I'm falling behind in school because of this... I throw the eighth-life crisis at the Godmodder.

(The eighth-life crisis is what happens to you a few years after you turn 10.)

I tell Jebbediah Kerman to crash a mun rocket into the monolith.

Quest: 31/40

I attack someone (someone AG) with my new Pateuna's Bow. Maybe From Lead to Gold will have some effect on it?

Suddenly, the ground shakes, as an evil prescense emerges. However, first, it must send its servant. FLAREON, prophet of the DARK LORD DOME, emerges to destroy the Helix forever. (Hostile allegiance)

Charge Factory: 17/40

Not to mention I have about ten thosuand school projects to finish soon.

I notice the Neurax Worm begin to latch onto Dark Lord Dome and Lord Helix! What's happening when three godlike entities collide?!

40/40 Egg Fleet

25/40 Death Egg MKIII

22/40 Project deadly cuddles

"Delayed? Great!"

Shoots random mook in the head.

27/40
27/40

I carpet bomb the egg army and antivirus. With FOAB's.
Any downed B-52's over the egg army will subsequently self-destruct on crash.

I +1 pionoplayer's charges.

3/20

I alchemize a rifle with redstone.

34/40 for my charge
3/4 for ready for action
+1 to aegis's charges
18/40 for charge factory
Guys, I know what we need to do. In order to end the invasion, we need to take out all the first guardians, (unfortunately twinbuilder, that means that you'll have to go to (in some way or another, I think I know a way to remove you without killing you), otherwise the godmodder wins). Judging by how powerful Scratch is, he's receiving plot armor from the existence of the others, so if we want maximum damage dealt, we need to KO anything that might be a first guardian (save twin for the last second if we don't figure something out first), and then turn all of our firepower onto Scratch.
Implementing that, I shoot Doze in the face with Danger:High Voltage because although he probably isn't a first guardian, killing him will get us to the next one faster.

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28/40 x1

STORYEDIT: those things where I'm telling people what to do are OOC stupidity, piono isn't being that dumb.

Why does Twin have to go? Isn't he a benevolent first guardian?

Charge Factory: 19/40 (Thanks!)

I hail Ellorium arrows on Doze.

35/40 for my charge
I finish ready for action
+1 to aegis's charges
20/40 for charge factory
I point-blank-range snipe Doze with Electric Onslaught.
ninja, the reason twin will have to leave the battlefield for us to win is that I am 99.999% sure that Doc Scratch is the final boss of the Homestuck Invasion, and that in order to get to him, we have to remove the plot armor, which is supported by the existence of the other 11 first guardians. twinbuilder will die before Scratch does, I can tell you that. Don't worry, I actually have a plan to kill the entity without killing twinbuilder himself, but I want to wait until he's either almost dead or is the second-to-last (Doc Scratch being first of course) first guardian alive.

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29/40 x1

5l1n65h07's "weapon": 24/????

RaginForeva tries to freeze the egg pawn army by opening too many windows on their area

This is the last post!

Charge Factory: 21/40

Thanks for the explanation, piono. Ot'll be sad to see Twin leave the battlefield.

Rule idea: a player's first post in a round counts even if it is above the post limit.

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