The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Northern_Lights0
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Enter: Kaguya Houraisan (combining boththese Kaguyas into one)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya Godmodder-class: Beta (as of now)
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
[spoiler] Refer to previous spoilers. [spoiler] Anything neutralizing Kaguya will lead to some... interesting.... effects. [spoiler] Killing Kaguya: Resurrection. Banning Kaguya (if ban-immunity): Kaguya tries a new server... Anything else: Kaguya -logs out- enter a new server[/spoiler]
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
Scavenging: 5/20 Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm,
Time Space Fusion Ferry: 20/20! Out of the machines comes... Glitchy Neo Samurai 25,000 HP. Passive: Glitch - May or may not glitch reality on anything it hits. With its glitchy katana, the Glitchy Neo Samurai attacks fseftr.
I hit the Death Egg Robot with a buttered frying pan.
Minecart Turret has been programmed to fire at Mailbox o' Doom.
Glitchy Neo Samurai appears! It stars running towards fesftr. The frying pan collides with the Robot in an all-encompassing THWACK! 5,000 damage!
Minecart with Sentry Gun attacks the Mailbox, but it cannot damage it!
If you're going to nerf my army, then by all means, half their number and remove EC Hydrus. Even though I have 16 backups, they each have their own personality.
/nullpost
Alright, I'll do that. By the way guys, if you want to ask me about tweaking your entity's stats, feel free to PM me.
Okay, the thing that brings the mega tank back to life is a certain part of it, so there IS a way to destroy it easily, you know, you just need to figure out what to target.
2/4 for my cool sword.
I have no idea what to do for a charge, so 2/40 for some randomness that will be revealed when I come up with what it is.
I'd go into thunder's cave, but we honestly have no reason to keep twinbuilder alive, when he dies he will simply revert back to being the GM instead of an entity and the GM, and he is probably the most useless entity on the field right now so I'd rather not sacrifice the timeline for the sake of a meaningless avatar.
Instead, I go wail on fseftr some more, triple bow style, interspersed with some dual-wielding my swords, rounded out with knocking him to the ground with mah bukkit and then shooting him in the face with my shotgun.
7/20 for davinci's scavenging
alchemiter upgrade by menno is complete!
...
You... you just called me us̴͟e͏́l̡̀e̶s̶͢s̢.̧̀.̷...
Radioactive Snowball Gun COMPLETE!
I proceed to combine the Radioactive Snowball Gun with a Computer.
( 5 / 15 )
This may take awhile.
I know!
...
Irecreeper has entered Thunder's Cave!
Irecreeper [AG]
HP: 15,000
Attacks:
Whack: Whacks something with a sword, dealing low damage.
Cure: Heals an ally for a moderate amount.
You got the RADIOACTIVE SNOWALL GUN! It's like a snowball gun, but irriadiated. ... On second thought, this should probably be locked up thousands of miles from here. Do you remember what happened the last time the Godmodder got hit by a nuclear snowball?
You appear at Thunder's Cave! It's really starting to fill up. Maybe we should take this outside, hmm? Heh. I'm willing to fight. ...?
READY (20/20) SabreBetty 27,000 HP
CHARGING (7/20) SabreBonny 27,000 HP
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000
This is how I'll organize my turrets. JSYK the three stages of activity are inactive, active, and destroyed. Inactive is what I use to describe a turret not inside the battlefield, but not actually destroyed. Active, as you guessed, is a turret on the battlefield. Destroyed is to describe a turret on it's first and second deaths.
I'll keep this list here too.
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
I begin constructing two entities!
Combat Drone: (5 turns each). This is a dopey repair bot that only serves the purpose of repairing things.
ABILITIES:
Repair: An average-potency, constant repair beam that heals local entities.
Weakling: Low chance to survive in combat if unattended
(1/5), (1/5)
Turret SabreBetty is complete! However, it is inactive, and will not be added to the battlefield.
"So i take it that you like fire, yes? Well, i do own the Molten Processor, but i'd like to wait until you get something equal in power to this, m'yes?"
Set up a trade with Mantacruise in case he ever gets a spoil or war.
And also complete PWN #006. What is it named? That is a secret.
You can't trade Spoils of War! Then everyone could use whatever weapon they wanted. Hmm. That actually sounds like fun.... Heh heh.
I order my Constructs to target The_Serpent, and after that, the Ancestral Creeper.
You got the ELLORIUM AUTOBOW! Ellorium-based weaponry doesn't get much better than this. You can carry it like a bow, but shoot pure ellorium bullets out of its machine gun barrels!
The Constructs will target their targeted targets!
I take out my XPBOX Wands and slice up the Constructs with them. (My sword is with Soulless Serpent.) Meanwhile, Soulless Serpent stabs a Robo-Medic with the Infinity Blade.
Here is what I think of Itchy:
He can dodge attacks with his speed.
He can attack twice per turn.
He can surprise attack people by seemingly disappearing.
He can swap people's hats.
His attacks are relatively weak.
He can be easily fooled.
He needs caffeine at least one per turn to keep going.
As such, I give him a cup of coffee (non-decaf), whether my guesses are right or not.
You use the Infinity Blade! 2,000 damage to a Robo-Medic!
Itchy can attack twice per turn. He has a 3/4 chance of dodging any attack, as you saw earlier. And his attacks are pretty weak. Keep in mind though, he's just the first member of the Felt. Not counting Snowman, there's 13 left.
I hand out copies to ninja, Thunder, Opel, Ire, piono, Troll, DaVinci, Pit and End!
Awkward Potion && Uranium completed!
I start smelting redstone in the forge.
1/???
You duplicate 10 versions of Minecraft! ninjatwist321, ThunderCam, OpelSpeedster, Irecreeper, pionoplayer, 1TrollLtd, DemonicDaVinci, PitTheAngel, and EndRPnT all recieve one.
You got a POTION OF NUCLEAR FUSION! Drinking this would cause instant death.
Redstone Dust ~ Iron Furnace = Redstone Node
You got a REDSTONE NODE! It appears to be a hardened version of standard Redstone Dust. Its shape is slightly similar to an Ingot, but not exactly. If a redstone current is activated next to it, the Node will continue the signal. Upon placing, the Node itself will emit a weak signal.
I decide to now open a weapon store as there is a lot of fighting and fighting needs weapons!
I call my newly summoned store SIGMA CO.
You run out of the Wily Egg Zone, leaving all your entities to fight alone! Sigma Co. opens for buisness. Instantly, 4,000,000 players arrive at your shop and ransack every single item there. They then proceed to have an epic war that would span four books of a series. Long story short, only one survived. He then traveled back in time and became Dinnerbone.
Using my Beta+ magic skills, I replace the orange juice in the Godmodder's cup sitting in his desk with pure urine from a person who hadn't urined for almost a week. In case of the plan backfiring and the Godmodder teleporting the urine to me or something, I have a shower and a machine that removes urine from a person's body ready.
I give TwinBuilder a ham shank and a can of grape juice to heal him.
Multitasking at it's finest.
You restore 1,000 HP to the Cave Defender! The Godmodder counters your magic by simply not drinking the contents of his cup. You restore 1,000 HP to me! Thanks. It's not like I'll need it though.
( 8 / 15 )
Look, I can see the 100-post Cannon from here!
...
Wow.
Right before TT2000 fires, I boost the power of his shot by enchanting it with the power of the Void.
I also toss a vote into BUDDERBUDDER's special, and a vote into the Every Dimensional Portal.
The attack deals an additional 1,000 damage. Final vote added! ...Oh no. Oh yes. You are aware that the votes for the Portal are votes to close it, right?
Umm, The_Serpent, if I'm correct, I've monopolized the coffee industry. So, I sell you out by lowering rates and all that, until you can't make any more coffee.
I begin to unleash a small charge, a Bio-Weapon. 1/15.
You utterly demolish The_Serpent's coffee business!
I paint the C in the ACN into an O, causing a processor malfunction in the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret.
While the godmodder walks over to the AON to fix the problem, i take one of Chuck Norris' spare shirts, increasing my attack power. With the enhanced power, i give the godmodder a good old-fashioned SHORYUKEN to the back.
I then toss Chuck Norris' shirt onto the ACN.
Before you can even paint the Turret, it switches its side guns to you, killing you instantly! You respawn, but without the paint can. You can see a random player pick it up and run off.
Uh oh, I think twin's computer might have died guessing by the update-failure yesterday.
Thanks for the copy of Minecraft, it seems to be infected... no wait, that's just the godmodder virus. Hold on... there seems to be an oppurtunity for loophole abuse in here somewhere... I'll pursue that line of action later.
mailbox: the bullets ricochet off of the mailbox, the minecraft turret is targeted by the mailbox!
3/40 for my special charge booster.
3/4 for my cool sword
I rush up to fseftr, behead him with iron-plated obsidian sword, behead him again with the iron one, bash his head in with the obsidian bucket, then blow his head off with Danger: High Voltage.
2/15 for the bio-weapon.
8/30 for demonator upgrade.
...What update failure?
You cannot combo those weapons! You only deal 5,000 damage!
4/40 for my charge
I complete my special sword!
I proceed to chop fseftr into little bits with it.
10/30 for the demonator upgrade.
3/15 for the bio-weapon.
crusher, I will help you if you don't ignore me, so you might want to acknowledge other players.
You got the RADIOACTIVE OBSIDIAN-IRON SWORD! It's like the previous sword, but completely charged with nuclear energy. This of course, would make it fatal to anyone touching it without the proper equipment.
Enter: Kaguya Houraisan (combining boththese Kaguyas into one)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya Godmodder-class: Beta (as of now)
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
Refer to previous spoilers. Anything neutralizing Kaguya will lead to some... interesting.... effects.Killing Kaguya: Resurrection. Banning Kaguya (if ban-immunity): Kaguya tries a new server... Anything else: Kaguya -logs out- enter a new server
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
The Godmodder will take care of this upon arrival...
I provide support to the Constructs, making their attacks this turn miniaturely crit.
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Mailbox freezes the players and lowers the SWATBOTs' and Glitchy Neo Samurai's attack power!
However, BUDDERBUDDER, empowered by his special attack, circumvents the Mailbox and attacks! He rises in the air and disappears in a blinding flash of light. All is still. Nothing much happens. Then... Wait. Do you hear that?
It's over. It appears that the stampede dealt 5,000 damage to Fesftr and the Death Egg Robot. BUDDERBUDDER is gone. minecraftsuxroxor still cannot attack though. Glitchy Neo Samurai and Problem Sleuth deal a VIRUS-boosted 6,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Mecha Bird and Mega Tank try to attack Itchy, but miss! Tagon's Tough remains idle. The VIRUS restores 5 INTEGRITY!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Mecha Bird and Problem Sleuth! He then drinks The_Serpent's coffee. Fseftr uses his Bow, dealing 6,000 damage to the Mega Tank! However, it is resistant to burning, due to being metal. The Death Egg Robot deals 4,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Mecha Bird and Tagon's Toughs' Shields!
The Wily Egg Invasion destroys Metal Sally and deals 8,100 damage to the Wily Egg! With TT there, it looks like the Zone will be in ruins before long... The SWATBOTS and Wily Egg mini-crit kill the Ghast Air Support in retaliation!
Irecreeper attacks The_Serpent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Construct Army deals an additional 3,000 damage! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 4,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The_Serpent then attacks Irecreeper, dealing 1,000 damage! The Ancestral Creeper deals 3,500 damage to the E.P.I.C. Tank!
Alright, looks like that's NOT it! NO! If you're gonna call me "useless", then I might as well DO something about it! I'm a FIRST GUARDIAN! Do you wanna see what I could do? HUH?! DO YOU?! Well, I'll show you! I teleport out of the Cave, going right to the battlefield. I can see you all. Staring at me. Like I'm an atomic bomb. Well, I've got only one thing in my sights.
That darn Mailbox. It really is easy. All I have to is just point my fingers at the thing. Like I'm sniping at it. And then, a huge arc of green energy just blasts right out of my fingers. It just barrels straight through it. I teleport. 1,000,000,000 punches in the blink of an eye. 1,000,000 pounds of firepower. Just barrel straight through it. I can teleport it anywhere I want. A black hole. A supernova. A volcano. The Arctic. The Green Sun. Anywhere.
And then it's gone. You see! I just did something a 40-post charge couldn't even do!! Do you think I'm useless now?! DO YOU?! Well?! Do... you...?
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
11/29/2012
Posts:
69
Location:
Ylisstol
Minecraft:
Northern_Lights0
Member Details
Five Impossible Requests
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Kaguya is able to deal with whatever the Godmodder does to her...
Mount Hourai [???] - A mysterious floating mountain above an ocean biome. Biome "Extreme Hills ??????" Effects Unknown... - provides equal boosts to both AGs and PGs. Just another battlefield...
I release patch 23.26 for the virus to reduce glitchiness.
Tagon's Actions:
Crusher48: "New mission: attack the wily egg zone!"
Tagon: "The what?
Crusher48: "just attack anything that is not a zombie or on the same side as zombies.
Tagon: "huh?"
(Tagon's Toughs joins the battle in the Wily Egg Zone)
Virus Actions: the virus fights the antivirus. a final battle to end all battles for control of the server!
READY (20/20) SabreBetty 27,000 HP
CHARGING (8/20) SabreBonny 27,000 HP
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
I save all the remaining robots I can that are in the willy egg zone, and they join me because I saved them,so they now serve me,then tell the godmodder that he could never damage a psi godmodder
I'm grounded for a bit because I got in trouble at school. Just letting you know. And Twin, there sure is a lot of stuff in my Cave! I'll have to make some extensions!! But for now, I increase the roof by 1, the width by 1, and the length by 1, giving y'all a bit more room. I will do an larger extension in a few days--most likely Friday night.
I'm grounded for a bit because I got in trouble at school. Just letting you know. And Twin, there sure is a lot of stuff in my Cave! I'll have to make some extensions!! But for now, I increase the roof by 1, the width by 1, and the length by 1, giving y'all a bit more room. I will do an larger extension in a few days--most likely Friday night.
Don't worry, after the attack, my Constructs will create an underground stronghold for TwinBuilder to hide in.
Bioweapon: 6?/15
I blast The_Serpent with a round of Ellorium bolts.
Also, Piono, nice weapon. If your enemy even touches it, they're marked to die.
The only bad thing is that you have to wear an armor-plater hazmat suit while wearing it.
I think I can hear them yelling! They're so close!
"Dra.. gun!"
Oh. That may take awhile.
I give Opel a roll of Duct Tape, to help his upgrade.
( Demonator Upgrade: 12 / 30 )
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya Godmodder-class: Beta (as of now)
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
[spoiler] Refer to previous spoilers. [spoiler] Anything neutralizing Kaguya will lead to some... interesting.... effects. [spoiler] Killing Kaguya: Resurrection. Banning Kaguya (if ban-immunity): Kaguya tries a new server... Anything else: Kaguya -logs out- enter a new server[/spoiler]
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
I provide support to the Constructs, making their attacks this turn miniaturely crit.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Glitchy Neo Samurai appears! It stars running towards fesftr. The frying pan collides with the Robot in an all-encompassing THWACK! 5,000 damage!
Minecart with Sentry Gun attacks the Mailbox, but it cannot damage it!
Alright, I'll do that. By the way guys, if you want to ask me about tweaking your entity's stats, feel free to PM me.
This can't end well...
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sigmatw.
You arrive through the portal, weapons in hand!
...
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In..͝. I̕n ͢all ̴h̨onesty though, I'm probably not as useless as you think I am. Heh... You can believe that though. Whatever makes you happy.
Anyways, you cannot combo those weapons! So, you only deal 5,000 damage to Fesftr.
You got the RADIOACTIVE SNOWALL GUN! It's like a snowball gun, but irriadiated. ... On second thought, this should probably be locked up thousands of miles from here. Do you remember what happened the last time the Godmodder got hit by a nuclear snowball?
You appear at Thunder's Cave! It's really starting to fill up. Maybe we should take this outside, hmm? Heh. I'm willing to fight. ...?
Turret SabreBetty is complete! However, it is inactive, and will not be added to the battlefield.
The encoded text reads, "Remove>Health>10%". The Death Egg Robot then loses 5,240 HP!
2,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
You can't trade Spoils of War! Then everyone could use whatever weapon they wanted. Hmm. That actually sounds like fun.... Heh heh.
Ha! Itchy moves out of the way at blinding speeds!
The Godmodder pulls out an Anti-Warping Pill. He eats it, and will now be immune to any warping of any kind.
The Alchemiter is now upgraded with a Brewery!
Akward Potion OOO Uranium = Potion of Nuclear Fusion (1/2)
(Brewery does not work with AND and OR! You only need a potion and an ingredient.)
He is unfased!
Now You See Me AND Chaingun = Now You Don't (Level 4: 1/5)
You got the ELLORIUM AUTOBOW! Ellorium-based weaponry doesn't get much better than this. You can carry it like a bow, but shoot pure ellorium bullets out of its machine gun barrels!
The Constructs will target their targeted targets!
You use the Infinity Blade! 2,000 damage to a Robo-Medic!
Itchy can attack twice per turn. He has a 3/4 chance of dodging any attack, as you saw earlier. And his attacks are pretty weak. Keep in mind though, he's just the first member of the Felt. Not counting Snowman, there's 13 left.
You duplicate 10 versions of Minecraft! ninjatwist321, ThunderCam, OpelSpeedster, Irecreeper, pionoplayer, 1TrollLtd, DemonicDaVinci, PitTheAngel, and EndRPnT all recieve one.
You got a POTION OF NUCLEAR FUSION! Drinking this would cause instant death.
Redstone Dust ~ Iron Furnace = Redstone Node
You got a REDSTONE NODE! It appears to be a hardened version of standard Redstone Dust. Its shape is slightly similar to an Ingot, but not exactly. If a redstone current is activated next to it, the Node will continue the signal. Upon placing, the Node itself will emit a weak signal.
You run out of the Wily Egg Zone, leaving all your entities to fight alone! Sigma Co. opens for buisness. Instantly, 4,000,000 players arrive at your shop and ransack every single item there. They then proceed to have an epic war that would span four books of a series. Long story short, only one survived. He then traveled back in time and became Dinnerbone.
You restore 1,000 HP to the Cave Defender! The Godmodder counters your magic by simply not drinking the contents of his cup. You restore 1,000 HP to me! Thanks. It's not like I'll need it though.
You deal 2,500 damage!
2,500 damage to the Cave Defender!
Assuming that you are using Starry Night, you deal 7,500 damage!
The attack deals an additional 1,000 damage. Final vote added! ...Oh no. Oh yes. You are aware that the votes for the Portal are votes to close it, right?
The Godmodder bans you for threatening innocent lives with your explosions.
No, really.
You restore 2,000 HP to both of us!
-4 INTEGRITY!
You utterly demolish The_Serpent's coffee business!
Before you can even paint the Turret, it switches its side guns to you, killing you instantly! You respawn, but without the paint can. You can see a random player pick it up and run off.
...What update failure?
You cannot combo those weapons! You only deal 5,000 damage!
I won't even list the reasons this plan will fail horribly. Not right now, anyway.
Your entities will do as you say.
You got the RADIOACTIVE OBSIDIAN-IRON SWORD! It's like the previous sword, but completely charged with nuclear energy. This of course, would make it fatal to anyone touching it without the proper equipment.
7,500 damage!
Hey, thanks!
The Godmodder will take care of this upon arrival...
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Mailbox freezes the players and lowers the SWATBOTs' and Glitchy Neo Samurai's attack power!
However, BUDDERBUDDER, empowered by his special attack, circumvents the Mailbox and attacks! He rises in the air and disappears in a blinding flash of light. All is still. Nothing much happens. Then... Wait. Do you hear that?
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...Is it over?
It's over. It appears that the stampede dealt 5,000 damage to Fesftr and the Death Egg Robot. BUDDERBUDDER is gone. minecraftsuxroxor still cannot attack though. Glitchy Neo Samurai and Problem Sleuth deal a VIRUS-boosted 6,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Mecha Bird and Mega Tank try to attack Itchy, but miss! Tagon's Tough remains idle. The VIRUS restores 5 INTEGRITY!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Mecha Bird and Problem Sleuth! He then drinks The_Serpent's coffee. Fseftr uses his Bow, dealing 6,000 damage to the Mega Tank! However, it is resistant to burning, due to being metal. The Death Egg Robot deals 4,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Mecha Bird and Tagon's Toughs' Shields!
The Wily Egg Invasion destroys Metal Sally and deals 8,100 damage to the Wily Egg! With TT there, it looks like the Zone will be in ruins before long... The SWATBOTS and Wily Egg mini-crit kill the Ghast Air Support in retaliation!
Irecreeper attacks The_Serpent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Construct Army deals an additional 3,000 damage! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 4,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The_Serpent then attacks Irecreeper, dealing 1,000 damage! The Ancestral Creeper deals 3,500 damage to the E.P.I.C. Tank!
Alright, looks like that's NOT it! NO! If you're gonna call me "useless", then I might as well DO something about it! I'm a FIRST GUARDIAN! Do you wanna see what I could do? HUH?! DO YOU?! Well, I'll show you! I teleport out of the Cave, going right to the battlefield. I can see you all. Staring at me. Like I'm an atomic bomb. Well, I've got only one thing in my sights.
That darn Mailbox. It really is easy. All I have to is just point my fingers at the thing. Like I'm sniping at it. And then, a huge arc of green energy just blasts right out of my fingers. It just barrels straight through it. I teleport. 1,000,000,000 punches in the blink of an eye. 1,000,000 pounds of firepower. Just barrel straight through it. I can teleport it anywhere I want. A black hole. A supernova. A volcano. The Arctic. The Green Sun. Anywhere.
And then it's gone. You see! I just did something a 40-post charge couldn't even do!! Do you think I'm useless now?! DO YOU?! Well?! Do... you...?
I...
I think I need to lie down.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, Godhead Pickle Inspector.
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 3,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Glitchy Neo Samurai: [AG] HP: 21,000/25,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 21,000/60,000.
Robo-Medics: [AG] HP: 500/2,500. (x8.) Currently healing Problem Sleuth.
Mecha Bird: [AG] HP: 1,000/18,000. Burn: II
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 23,000/23,000. Machine Guns: 500/500 HP (x8) Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x4.) Heavy Plating: 0/7500 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Flamethrower: 2000/2000 HP. Drone Bay: 1500/1500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Mega Tank Base Drones: [AG] HP: 100/100. (x4.)
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 50,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Mixed Ground Force: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Itchy: [PG] HP: 7,500/10,000.
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 19,500/80,000. Arrows: 5/10. Potions: 3/5.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 36,160/70,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: anarchy/democracy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 64%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 51%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 20% (AT CRITICAL LEVELS!)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 13,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
SWATBOTs: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x5.)
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 19,400/40,000. Beam: II Contamination: IIII
Thunder's Cave:
TwinBui lde r: [???] HP: 83,500/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 14,000/15,000.
Cave Defender: [AG] HP: 5,000/14,000.
Construct Army: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x50.)
E.P.I.C. Tank: [AG] HP: 66,500/70,000. E.P.I.C. Cannon: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/7,000.
The_Serpent [PG]: 26,000/30,000.
Ancestral Creeper [N]: 32,000/50,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
I use a scraper on twinbulder to get his DNA
{the scraper is NOT a attack}
I'll be making my great escape now!
I was thinking Ellorium Bolts, and holding it like a crossbow, but thanks for the weapon.
Ellorium's supposed to be hard and sharp yet light, so it wouldn't make for good bullets.
Anyways, I lay down suppressive fire on The Ancestral Creeper, halting its movement for a turn.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
5/40 Death Egg MKIII
3/40 Egg Fleet
I get back on with a new account. Put in my backup overwrite code and set the Wily Egg to self destruct and kill all entities in the Wily Egg zone.
Also, I send a fleet of drones to find the artifacts of the sacrade psi godmodder.
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Kaguya is able to deal with whatever the Godmodder does to her...
Mount Hourai [???] - A mysterious floating mountain above an ocean biome. Biome "Extreme Hills ??????" Effects Unknown... - provides equal boosts to both AGs and PGs. Just another battlefield...
11/40 Tagon's Plan
11/40 Virus' Plan
I release patch 23.26 for the virus to reduce glitchiness.
Tagon's Actions:
Crusher48: "New mission: attack the wily egg zone!"
Tagon: "The what?
Crusher48: "just attack anything that is not a zombie or on the same side as zombies.
Tagon: "huh?"
(Tagon's Toughs joins the battle in the Wily Egg Zone)
Virus Actions: the virus fights the antivirus. a final battle to end all battles for control of the server!
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye
toilet: 4/5
*pulls away portal vote*
( 10 / 15 )
Ouch, there goes half of the legion. It was only a 15-post charge anyway...
Damn dragons...
I fire the Raidoactive Snowball Gun at The_Serpent and the Godmodder (oh god) before I toss it in the Alchemeter with a piece of Cobblestone.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
CHARGING (8/20) SabreBonny 27,000 HP
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
(2/5 for both repair bots)
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye
I also vote for Missingno to come out of the portal.
toilet: 5/5!
Toilet Hospitalizer summoned! [7000 HP]
It fires fecal matter everywhere.
I attempt to convince the Brotherhood of Steel to help the AGs, 1/25.
6/40 Death Egg MKIII
4/40 Egg Fleet
I continue to search for artifacts of the psi godmodder.
There goes the Dragon.
Oh, one of them has adapted the Dragon Scales to his armor...
I target Itchy with Slow II, causing the next two attacks on Itchy to have a greater hit chance.
I command Problem Sleuth to use FAIR SHAKE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye
Brohood o' Steel: 2/25
Toilet Hospitalizer fires toilet rolls at random PG entities!
25/30 apex army
Don't worry, after the attack, my Constructs will create an underground stronghold for TwinBuilder to hide in.
Bioweapon: 6?/15
I blast The_Serpent with a round of Ellorium bolts.
Also, Piono, nice weapon. If your enemy even touches it, they're marked to die.
The only bad thing is that you have to wear an armor-plater hazmat suit while wearing it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...