I need a clothing alchemy that will let me combo...
Anyways, its a good thing I have posting power and can use temporary radioactive-proof suits for the purpose of the attack. I run up and stab fseftr with my new radioactive sword (while wearing radioactive-proof suits) as many times as I can without it counting as comboing.
Am I allowed to combine clothing alchemies? Either way, knitting needles OR swift snowball gun, either that or swift snowball gun OR knitting needles, whichever will get me upgraded knitting needles.
5/40 for my charge
10/15 for the bioweapon
8/10 for flare's att-
...
a small cloud of dust appears as the mailbox rises from the ground...
and falls apart. It then begins to explode violently... bursts of energy streaking everywhere around it...
and then it implodes instead, doing nothing more with its death than removing a few blocks of di- NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY MAILBOX!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE OWNED THAT THING!!!?!?!?!?!? I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh *****
Twin? You know that whole strike-through thing? He's back. I was never gone fool. You know that. I merely allowed myself to be 'bound'. But I will not forgive this.
I'm kind of scared now...
WHAT THE *$^*$%*($%^&#^%&#$%&$(smiley face)&^#%&^&#$ did he do to the mega tank?!?!!?
*The mega tank has now disappeared*
I point the GLITCH Wordwand at GLITCH RESISTANCE and bombard it with glitches. Fighting fire with fire.
Northern_Lights:
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx] (I'm a mild Touhou fan which is why I'm helping in the Touhou summons/charges)
(edited for improved charge on above)
There is a reason I'm not putting a few Touhou characters in
like Reimu, Marisa, Yukari, Kanako, Hina, Suwako, Remilia, Koishi, Satori, Shizuha, Yuuka, Eirin, Keine, and Shinki
no Mima
- see the list
For some of these, you might not realize why they would be so god mod, but some are more obvious
"Hax Sign Burn Everything - Psi Level", "Love Sign Eternal Lazer of Fibonacci Doom" (phi = Fibonacci constant), "Boundary of Form and Eternal Tau-Godmodding", "Virtue of Wind Mu-Godmodder", "Spinning Theta-Godmodder" (theta = angle), "Froggy Braves the OP-Cannon", "Scarlet Hax-Sigma-Godmodder", "Symbol All Your OP Godmodding Standing By Your Side", "Recollection Chi-Level Godmodding Light", "Harvest of Purification Powergodmodding", "Gensokyo Past and Present ~ Rho-Godmodder's Light", "Curse of the Heavens - Nu-OP-Satellite", "Past - Old Omnicron-Godmodding / Future - New Phantasmal Kyo-Powerplaying" (kyo - a Japanese kanji more well known than omega), and "Recitation of Obsidian Makai", as examples of some godmodding !!POTENTIAL!! spellcards (might not all make it, some with their actual names).
If Kaguya stays, or if Kaguya loses, either way the Godmodder will get hit with Gensokyo's best godmodders!
Five Impossible Requests
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Kaguya is able to deal with whatever the Godmodder does to her...
Mount Hourai [???] - A mysterious floating mountain above an ocean biome. Biome "Extreme Hills ??????" Effects Unknown... - provides equal boosts to both AGs and PGs. Just another battlefield...
I release patch 23.26 for the virus to reduce glitchiness.
Tagon's Actions:
Crusher48: "New mission: attack the wily egg zone!"
Tagon: "The what?
Crusher48: "just attack anything that is not a zombie or on the same side as zombies.
Tagon: "huh?"
(Tagon's Toughs joins the battle in the Wily Egg Zone)
Virus Actions: the virus fights the antivirus. a final battle to end all battles for control of the server!
( 10 / 15 )
Ouch, there goes half of the legion. It was only a 15-post charge anyway...
Damn dragons...
I fire the Raidoactive Snowball Gun at The_Serpent and the Godmodder (oh god) before I toss it in the Alchemeter with a piece of Cobblestone.
You deal 3,000 damage to The_Serpent! The Godmodder INSTANTLY recognizes what the Nuclear Snowball would do to him! He stops the snowball and sends it to another dimension, where it floats in stasis.
READY (20/20) SabreBetty 27,000 HP
CHARGING (8/20) SabreBonny 27,000 HP
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
I save all the remaining robots I can that are in the willy egg zone, and they join me because I saved them,so they now serve me,then tell the godmodder that he could never damage a psi godmodder
25/30 apex army
You take the SWATBOTs from the Wily Egg Zone! While crossing through dimensions, they short-circuit and explode!
I'm grounded for a bit because I got in trouble at school. Just letting you know. And Twin, there sure is a lot of stuff in my Cave! I'll have to make some extensions!! But for now, I increase the roof by 1, the width by 1, and the length by 1, giving y'all a bit more room. I will do an larger extension in a few days--most likely Friday night.
I summon a bed for TwinBuilder to lie on and rest. Complete with comfy sheets, pillows, and an automated massage device. I then teleport away before bed-making company CEOs try to force me into working for them.
I vote for the everydimensional portal to be closed, as part of my destroy-everything campaign. I then shout through the wily egg zone back into the battlefield:
"Hey Twin! The godmodder called your mom useless!"
Vote added!
Haha. Very funny. Like I haven't heard that one before.
You creeper! And you know what happens to Creepers...
They EXPLODE!
Hurtling out of the window at a force of around 410 miles per hour, you are flung into the sky by the explosion! You land somewhere in an Ice Spikes biome. Where exactly?
( 14 / 15 )
Screw it!
*pulls out giant magnet*
*they get pulled into the cave*
I roll a die in Thunder's Cavern. Little did I know that this was a BOMB-DIE! Follow the instructions below.
(Roll a D20.)
(1: Critical Failure. I take 5000 damage.)
(2 - 9: 2500 damage to a random PG.)
(10 - 15: 4000 damage to a random PG.)
(16 - 19: 4000 damage to all enemies on the field.)
(20: Critical Hit! The Ancestral Creeper consumes the die, and becomes my pet for two turns.)
(20)
...
Really?
You deal a critted 8,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! It cannot attack next turn.
I teleport to the dimension of Mailbox of Doom, attack it, counter any defense it does, then throw the remnants through a virus-created wormhole into the black hole at the center of the galaxy.
Thankfully, Opel, our Constructs don't have a bed-making industry.
Also, TT, what's with the shut-down-everything campaign?
And, Irecreeper, if it rolls a 16-19, shouldn't it deal damage to all non-AG entities on the field, instead?
I show the Godmodder controversial imagery starring his computer.
It deals damage to all non-AG entities, yes.
The Godmodder is shocked to see such controversial imagery! He erases it from ever happening, but doesn't really do anything to his computer since he has an infinite amount of those!
Chair-Knights [AG]
HP: 1,200 (x20)
Attack: Deals low damage using a sword made of chairs.
Special: Has a 50% chance to absorb attacks meant for other Chair Units.
Chair-Ranger [AG]
HP: 600 (x20)
Attack: Deals medium damage using Chairium arrows.
Special: Targets two enemies at once.
Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark [AG]
HP: 15,000
Attack: Stabs something with a Chair-Lance, dealing medium damage.
Special: Hits a single PG for massive damage, by performing a Chair-Lance Toss. 3 turn cooldown.
I need a clothing alchemy that will let me combo...
Anyways, its a good thing I have posting power and can use temporary radioactive-proof suits for the purpose of the attack. I run up and stab fseftr with my new radioactive sword (while wearing radioactive-proof suits) as many times as I can without it counting as comboing.
Am I allowed to combine clothing alchemies? Either way, knitting needles OR swift snowball gun, either that or swift snowball gun OR knitting needles, whichever will get me upgraded knitting needles.
5/40 for my charge
10/15 for the bioweapon
8/10 for flare's att-
...
a small cloud of dust appears as the mailbox rises from the ground...
and falls apart. It then begins to explode violently... bursts of energy streaking everywhere around it...
and then it implodes instead, doing nothing more with its death than removing a few blocks of di- NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY MAILBOX!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE OWNED THAT THING!!!?!?!?!?!? I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh *****
Twin? You know that whole strike-through thing? He's back. I was never gone fool. You know that. I merely allowed myself to be 'bound'. But I will not forgive this.
I'm kind of scared now...
WHAT THE *$^*$%*($%^&#^%&#$%&$(smiley face)&^#%&^&#$ did he do to the mega tank?!?!!?
*The mega tank has now disappeared*
Meanwhile, far, far away....
1/40 x1.
What do you mean? If you combine a Clothing Alchemy with a weapon, the chances are that the result will be another Clothing Alchemy.
Knitting Needles OR Swift Snowball Gun = Snow Needles (Level 1: 1/2)
The Mega Tank suddenly, randomly, mysteriously, extravagantly, and verbosely dissappears!
There is a reason I'm not putting a few Touhou characters in
like Reimu, Marisa, Yukari, Kanako, Hina, Suwako, Remilia, Koishi, Satori, Shizuha, Yuuka, Eirin, Keine, and Shinki
no Mima
- see the list
For some of these, you might not realize why they would be so god mod, but some are more obvious
"Hax Sign Burn Everything - Psi Level", "Love Sign Eternal Lazer of Fibonacci Doom" (phi = Fibonacci constant), "Boundary of Form and Eternal Tau-Godmodding", "Virtue of Wind Mu-Godmodder", "Spinning Theta-Godmodder" (theta = angle), "Froggy Braves the OP-Cannon", "Scarlet Hax-Sigma-Godmodder", "Symbol All Your OP Godmodding Standing By Your Side", "Recollection Chi-Level Godmodding Light", "Harvest of Purification Powergodmodding", "Gensokyo Past and Present ~ Rho-Godmodder's Light", "Curse of the Heavens - Nu-OP-Satellite", "Past - Old Omnicron-Godmodding / Future - New Phantasmal Kyo-Powerplaying" (kyo - a Japanese kanji more well known than omega), and "Recitation of Obsidian Makai", as examples of some godmodding !!POTENTIAL!! spellcards (might not all make it, some with their actual names).
If Kaguya stays, or if Kaguya loses, either way the Godmodder will get hit with Gensokyo's best godmodders!
The Everydimensional Portal begins getting ready to make some new entities at the end of this turn!
minecraftsuxroxor deals 3,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Glitchy Neo Samurai deals 2,000 damage to Fseftr, but takes 200 damage! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE! He aims for Itchy, but misses! The attack ends up dealing 5,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Mecha Bird succumbs to its Burn...The Toilet Hospitalizer [CENSORED][CENSORED]1,500 damage to Fseftr and the Death Egg Robot! The Chair-Army deals a VIRUS-boosted 9,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 7%!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to minecraftsuxroxor and the Glitchy Neo Samurai! Fseftr and the Death Egg Robot deal 8,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder destroys the Toliet Hospitalizer, as it is too vulgar to exist! He also kills minecraftsuxroxor and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 5%!
The AGs currently residing in the Wily Egg Zone celebrate over their victory! They then wonder what to do next.
Continuing my effort to not be useless, I deal 7,500 damage to The_Serpent! Irecreeper and the Construct Army deal 5,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 3,500 damage to The_Serpent, almost killing him! He retaliates by dealing 3,000 damage to the E.P.I.C. Tank!
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power, getting ready to summon its entities!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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RaginForeva boosts the antivirus.
my 2 recognizers I summoned a while back, (my first post) fires at The_Seperent and fseftr.
Me, meanwhile finds a random portal in the battlefield.
I've come up with a way to handle multiple of the same entity!
When one of the entities takes damage, remove one of the entities from the group. Re-add it with the extra damage in another group. If there are multiple entities with the same amount of damage on them, put them in their separate group, however, don't include dead entities in the list. Put the smaller groups first. If one of the entities takes further damage, damage an entity in the smallest group.
Example:
Let's say I summon 10 of an entity called X.
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x10)
Let's say I damage 1 X for 100 damage. Now, the battlefield looks like this:
X [???] HP: 400/500
X [???] HP: 500/500
Now, I put more concentration into my attack, damaging 4 Xs for 250 damage. Now, it looks like this:
X [???] HP: 150/500
X [???] HP: 250/500 (x3)
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x6)
Now, I kill 4 Xs. The entities are killed and excluded from the list.
X [???] HP: 250/500
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x6)
See how it works? If more detail is necessary, I can explain further in a PM.
Bioweapon: 11/15
I summon 10 AG-Xs, sending them towards Thunder's Cave.
AG-X [AG] HP: 500/500 (x10)
Attacks:
X-Beam: Deals 200 damage times the amount of AG-Xs alive. Only executable by one AG-X each turn. Attack will at least deal 50% damage.
Passives:
Dummy Guard: Any attacks directed at AG entities in the current zone hit this entity.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Irradiastone Snowball Gun...
I cast Cure on all AG's in Thunder's Cave!
After this, I summon Uboa to the cave to hit the Ancestral Creeper with a frying pan.
Problem Sleuth takes cover, reducing damage next turn by 50%!
(No sepulchritude yet...)
The Robo-Medics enter overdrive, killing three of them but they increase the HP of Problem Sleuth greatly!
The Chair-Knights target Fseftr!
The Chair-Rangers target Itchy and Fseftr!
Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark runs into Thunder's Cave and uses his SPECIAL ATTACK on The_Serpent, for a EXTREMELY DRAMATIC FINISHER!
(If The_Serpent is dead by this point, he hits the Ancestral Creeper.)
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
I finish my snow needles
6/40 for my charge
9/???? for 5l1n's weapon
13/20 for scavenging
I decapitate itchy with my radioactive blade.
meanwhile...
far away... My mailbox... How could my mailbox have died...
Quite easily, it was a one-shot charge, I'm surprised it even lasted as long as it did. You know, that isn't helping.
I know. That is actually why I'm doing it. You are the third most powerful being to ever exist, why are you so hung up on a mailbox? You are really annoying.
Good. You deserve a little disappointment now and then. I'm going to kill you one of these days, just you wait.
Ha! As if! And either way, we're on the same side right now, don't you want to kill the godmodder? For now, but once I've had my revenge...
Yeah yeah yeah, you've said it a million times. You've never successfully followed up on it. So shut up and work on your toy.
2/40 x1
STORYEDIT: the conversations with the OP King getting mad over the mailbox should seem slightly forced as if the OP King is trying to feign mental deterioration, but feels too bored to do it well, piono should act rather annoyed with how poor an acting job he's doing.
I get a teraport into Twinbuilder's cave, blow Theserpent's head off, then get teraported back.
Virus Actions: attack antivirus integrity.
Tagon's Tough's Actions: the TAG and allied forces warp back to the main battle.
Wily Egg Invasion Actions: The Wily Egg Invasion converts the zone to the Dark Cave Zone and begins constructing more dungeons. No forces leave the area until otherwise stated.
I go to my cave, and if The_Serpent is still alive, I punch him in his face, killing him. If he is dead, then I do it to the Ancestral Creeper, damaging it.
I then tell TwinBuilder that he IS a useful person, being the First Guardian and all.. I then go into an hour long lecture, telling him how USEFUL he is to me, and to every participant in this forum game!!! I rage on about how he is amazing, and how he should stay on earth, no matter what others say. Thus my lecture ending, Twin cries, gains 3,000 Health, and all attacks that he makes this turn will DOUBLE in power.
I then start on a charge. The Protector. 1/7.
And another. Cave Extension. 1/4.
Anyways, its a good thing I have posting power and can use temporary radioactive-proof suits for the purpose of the attack. I run up and stab fseftr with my new radioactive sword (while wearing radioactive-proof suits) as many times as I can without it counting as comboing.
Am I allowed to combine clothing alchemies? Either way, knitting needles OR swift snowball gun, either that or swift snowball gun OR knitting needles, whichever will get me upgraded knitting needles.
5/40 for my charge
10/15 for the bioweapon
8/10 for flare's att-
...
a small cloud of dust appears as the mailbox rises from the ground...
and falls apart. It then begins to explode violently... bursts of energy streaking everywhere around it...
and then it implodes instead, doing nothing more with its death than removing a few blocks of di-
NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY MAILBOX!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE OWNED THAT THING!!!?!?!?!?!? I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh *****
Twin? You know that whole strike-through thing? He's back.
I was never gone fool. You know that. I merely allowed myself to be 'bound'. But I will not forgive this.
I'm kind of scared now...
WHAT THE *$^*$%*($%^&#^%&#$%&$(smiley face)&^#%&^&#$ did he do to the mega tank?!?!!?
*The mega tank has now disappeared*
Meanwhile, far, far away....
1/40 x1.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
(edited for improved charge on above)
There is a reason I'm not putting a few Touhou characters in
Bioweapon: 10/15
I rain Ellorium Bolts upon Itchy.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Scraper doesn't have any tools that it can use to get anyone's DNA, let alone mine!
The Ancestral Creeper cannot attack this turn!
Since you obviously do not care for your entities, I guess I will just let this go through.
The Wily Egg explodes! And that's about all that happens.
Your drones find nothing!
The VIRUS gains +5 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
Tagon's Toughs joins the Wily Egg Zone sidequest!
The VIRUS will lower the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
You deal 3,000 damage to The_Serpent! The Godmodder INSTANTLY recognizes what the Nuclear Snowball would do to him! He stops the snowball and sends it to another dimension, where it floats in stasis.
Radioactive Snowball Gun AND Cobblestone = Irradiastone Snowball Gun (Level 2: 1/3)
Missingno is already coming out! (Of the portal.)
The [CENSORED]s!
You fail to find any!
Itchy avoids the attack!
Problem Sleuth will use FAIR SHAKE!
The T[CENSORED]ck random PGs this turn!
You take the SWATBOTs from the Wily Egg Zone! While crossing through dimensions, they short-circuit and explode!
The Godmodder tells you to just watch!
You extend the cave!
You deal 7,500 damage!
You deal 6,000 damage!
Soulless Serpent destroys a Robo-Medic!
You lower the GLITCH RESISTANCE by 5%! Why would you do that?
The next two attacks directed at you will be blocked!
The Flying Toasters deal 4,000 damage!
Thanks! I gain 1,500 HP.
Vote added!
Haha. Very funny. Like I haven't heard that one before.
You creeper! And you know what happens to Creepers...
They EXPLODE!
Hurtling out of the window at a force of around 410 miles per hour, you are flung into the sky by the explosion! You land somewhere in an Ice Spikes biome. Where exactly?
Let's just say...not the flat terrain.
(20)
...
Really?
You deal a critted 8,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! It cannot attack next turn.
The Mailbox of DOOM is already destroyed!
The VIRUS loses 5% INTEGRITY!
It deals damage to all non-AG entities, yes.
The Godmodder is shocked to see such controversial imagery! He erases it from ever happening, but doesn't really do anything to his computer since he has an infinite amount of those!
"A TwinBuilder" implies there's another TwinBuilder. So, you throw it at a TwinBuilder mirage, with predictable results!
The Godmodder flies away!
The Godmodder already flied away!
The Chair-Knights appear!
She deals 5,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot!
You deal 4,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot!
What do you mean? If you combine a Clothing Alchemy with a weapon, the chances are that the result will be another Clothing Alchemy.
Knitting Needles OR Swift Snowball Gun = Snow Needles (Level 1: 1/2)
The Mega Tank suddenly, randomly, mysteriously, extravagantly, and verbosely dissappears!
Itchy dodges the attack!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Everydimensional Portal begins getting ready to make some new entities at the end of this turn!
minecraftsuxroxor deals 3,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Glitchy Neo Samurai deals 2,000 damage to Fseftr, but takes 200 damage! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE! He aims for Itchy, but misses! The attack ends up dealing 5,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Mecha Bird succumbs to its Burn...The Toilet Hospitalizer [CENSORED][CENSORED]1,500 damage to Fseftr and the Death Egg Robot! The Chair-Army deals a VIRUS-boosted 9,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The VIRUS lowers the ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY by 7%!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to minecraftsuxroxor and the Glitchy Neo Samurai! Fseftr and the Death Egg Robot deal 8,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder destroys the Toliet Hospitalizer, as it is too vulgar to exist! He also kills minecraftsuxroxor and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 5%!
The AGs currently residing in the Wily Egg Zone celebrate over their victory! They then wonder what to do next.
Continuing my effort to not be useless, I deal 7,500 damage to The_Serpent! Irecreeper and the Construct Army deal 5,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 3,500 damage to The_Serpent, almost killing him! He retaliates by dealing 3,000 damage to the E.P.I.C. Tank!
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power, getting ready to summon its entities!
Missingno. added!
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin added!
Godhead Pickle Inspector added!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ??? ??? ???
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000.
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Glitchy Neo Samurai: [AG] HP: 19,800/25,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 13,250/60,000.
Robo-Medics: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x7.) Currently healing Problem Sleuth.
Chair-Knights: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x20.)
Chair-Rangers: [AG] HP: 600/600. (x20.)
Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Special: III
Missingno.: [AG] HP: 3͏͠0̶̕͏,̵̴͘͞0̢͢0͘͠͠0̸͠/̡͝3́͢0̴̶̡,̢͘0͡0͟͜͏͢0̨̛̕͠.̸̧͏
Itchy: [PG] HP: 7,500/10,000.
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 16,000/80,000. Arrows: 5/10. Potions: 3/5.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 8,660/70,000.
Godhead Pickle Inspector: [PG] HP: 45,000/45,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: Ñ╜7→6+598○/T☼_Y:§¢Ö™ö▼
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 59%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 51%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 20% (AT CRITICAL LEVELS!)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 35%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 13,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 50,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Mixed Ground Force: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Thunder's Cave:
TwinBui lde r: [???] HP: 85,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 8,000/15,000.
Cave Defender: [AG] HP: 5,000/14,000.
Construct Army: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x50.)
E.P.I.C. Tank: [AG] HP: 63,500/70,000. E.P.I.C. Cannon: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/7,000.
The_Serpent [PG]: 500/30,000.
Ancestral Creeper [N]: 19,000/50,000. Cannot attack for 2 turns.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Grounded
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
I use a ROT-13 encoded script on all AG's
I'll be making my great escape now!
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye, Pinkamena's Chainsaw
Brohood o' Steel: 3/25
Toilet Hospitalizer flushes to restore a random AG entity's health!
RaginForeva boosts the antivirus.
my 2 recognizers I summoned a while back, (my first post) fires at The_Seperent and fseftr.
Me, meanwhile finds a random portal in the battlefield.
I'll be making my great escape now!
When one of the entities takes damage, remove one of the entities from the group. Re-add it with the extra damage in another group. If there are multiple entities with the same amount of damage on them, put them in their separate group, however, don't include dead entities in the list. Put the smaller groups first. If one of the entities takes further damage, damage an entity in the smallest group.
Example:
Let's say I summon 10 of an entity called X.
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x10)
Let's say I damage 1 X for 100 damage. Now, the battlefield looks like this:
X [???] HP: 400/500
X [???] HP: 500/500
Now, I put more concentration into my attack, damaging 4 Xs for 250 damage. Now, it looks like this:
X [???] HP: 150/500
X [???] HP: 250/500 (x3)
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x6)
Now, I kill 4 Xs. The entities are killed and excluded from the list.
X [???] HP: 250/500
X [???] HP: 500/500 (x6)
See how it works? If more detail is necessary, I can explain further in a PM.
Bioweapon: 11/15
I summon 10 AG-Xs, sending them towards Thunder's Cave.
AG-X [AG] HP: 500/500 (x10)
Attacks:
X-Beam: Deals 200 damage times the amount of AG-Xs alive. Only executable by one AG-X each turn. Attack will at least deal 50% damage.
Passives:
Dummy Guard: Any attacks directed at AG entities in the current zone hit this entity.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Irradiastone Snowball Gun...
I cast Cure on all AG's in Thunder's Cave!
After this, I summon Uboa to the cave to hit the Ancestral Creeper with a frying pan.
Problem Sleuth takes cover, reducing damage next turn by 50%!
(No sepulchritude yet...)
The Robo-Medics enter overdrive, killing three of them but they increase the HP of Problem Sleuth greatly!
The Chair-Knights target Fseftr!
The Chair-Rangers target Itchy and Fseftr!
Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark runs into Thunder's Cave and uses his SPECIAL ATTACK on The_Serpent, for a EXTREMELY DRAMATIC FINISHER!
(If The_Serpent is dead by this point, he hits the Ancestral Creeper.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
(20/20)
(3/5)
(3/5)
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
I lob a few bombs at Fseftr!
6/40 for my charge
9/???? for 5l1n's weapon
13/20 for scavenging
I decapitate itchy with my radioactive blade.
meanwhile...
far away...
My mailbox...
How could my mailbox have died...
Quite easily, it was a one-shot charge, I'm surprised it even lasted as long as it did.
You know, that isn't helping.
I know. That is actually why I'm doing it. You are the third most powerful being to ever exist, why are you so hung up on a mailbox?
You are really annoying.
Good. You deserve a little disappointment now and then.
I'm going to kill you one of these days, just you wait.
Ha! As if! And either way, we're on the same side right now, don't you want to kill the godmodder?
For now, but once I've had my revenge...
Yeah yeah yeah, you've said it a million times. You've never successfully followed up on it. So shut up and work on your toy.
2/40 x1
STORYEDIT: the conversations with the OP King getting mad over the mailbox should seem slightly forced as if the OP King is trying to feign mental deterioration, but feels too bored to do it well, piono should act rather annoyed with how poor an acting job he's doing.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I use the Ellorium Autobow to turn The_Serpent into an Ellorium Pincushion.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Dragon's Necklace 4/8
13/40 Tagon's Plan
13/40 Virus' Plan
I get a teraport into Twinbuilder's cave, blow Theserpent's head off, then get teraported back.
Virus Actions: attack antivirus integrity.
Tagon's Tough's Actions: the TAG and allied forces warp back to the main battle.
Wily Egg Invasion Actions: The Wily Egg Invasion converts the zone to the Dark Cave Zone and begins constructing more dungeons. No forces leave the area until otherwise stated.
1/10 Dungeon Production
Irradiastone Snowball Gun complete!
I whack DMK with a chaingun.
Not SHOOT, but WHACK.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
14/40 Tagon's Plan
14/40 Virus' Plan
2/10 Dungeon Construction
I grab the godmodder and attempt to drown him in the Toilet Hospitalizer's bowl.
I proceed to put stickybombs around Itchy. Also, where's the Automated Teddy Bear I sent to hug fseftr?
Crusher48, I'd send the remaining army of yours to go to the battlefield after rebuilding.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I go to my cave, and if The_Serpent is still alive, I punch him in his face, killing him. If he is dead, then I do it to the Ancestral Creeper, damaging it.
I then tell TwinBuilder that he IS a useful person, being the First Guardian and all.. I then go into an hour long lecture, telling him how USEFUL he is to me, and to every participant in this forum game!!! I rage on about how he is amazing, and how he should stay on earth, no matter what others say. Thus my lecture ending, Twin cries, gains 3,000 Health, and all attacks that he makes this turn will DOUBLE in power.
I then start on a charge. The Protector. 1/7.
And another. Cave Extension. 1/4.