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Enter: Kaguya Houraisan (yes, boththese Kaguyas, in one)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya is a Beta-class godmodder:
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Could you explain the concept of godmodder classes? alpha, beta, et cetera
Godmodding is an art.
Like any art, it can be improved through practice.
Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Kaguya and Mokou can't be killed.
I hate nested spoilers, keep them out of signatures. Only in normal posts!
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
Look at the Wikipedia for "Taketori Monogatari". The 8 charges required (16 for final) refers to how "8" sounds like "night" in Japanese.
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
I ground Northern_Lights for an excessive use of spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in...you get the idea.
Bottom line: Do not do that kind of stuff, even if it's a joke. It's just annoying.
I exploit the physics engine glitchiness to create a spatial anomaly that rapidly switches between a black hole and a white hole, then somehow propell it at fseftr. After ripping him to bits, the anomaly turns into a wormhole which sucks his red barrels into the lava of Mordor, destroying them. this attack auto-crits due to its abuse of physics engine damage.
Virus Actions: the virus destroys the physics engine. with no physics engine, several physics engine based glitches are eliminated, reducing glitchiness a bit.
Tagon's Actions: the TAG teraports back in, deploys armor squads, then deploys a healed mixed grunt force. due to physics engine problems, the shields are boosted (they rely on gravity physics, and the virus' physics problems go in favor of the AG team).
You deal a critted 10,000 damage! Fseftr's next attack with the Red Barrels will fail!
The VIRUS will FINISH the PHYSICS ENGINE, and Tagon's Toughs will appear again!
Okay! Looks like my work is bearing fruit, as many of the entities are gone! But, I need to find a way into Wily Egg Zone to destroy their entities! There are too many in there! Hey Twin, I haven't been keeping up with the Wily Egg Zone. Can you tell me how it works and all that? SO I CAN DESTROY IT PROPERLY?
In the meantime, I plop down the computer and code in "removetheblackmonolithseal" in various coding languages.
Ninja has made a portal so that any player can join the sidequest!
Failed, on the grounds that the Infinity Seal's code name is monolithinfinityseal, not blackmonolithseal!
I increase the game difficulty to Hard (well, the virus does it), increasing the damage of the Wily Egg Invasion forces. TT2000, I left the portal I used for the Wily Egg Invasion open, so you can follow me and help!
All this really ends up doing is making the Invasion's attacks mini-crit, but that helps too!
Soulless Serpent stabs something AG with something else AG. Meanwhile, I decide I HAVE to get those Artifacts to the Godmodder. I start warping back, when all of a sudden, a monstrosity appears! It is an Ancestral Creeper, come to take back the Artifacts. Although it has the size, and mostly the shape, of an ordinary creeper, its eyes glow with an eerie blue light far older than any mob. I immediately jump through the portal, but it follows me as we materialize in the entrance to Thunder's Cave.
*looks at pocket watch* Looks like its time.
Yes, the X.M.S.A.T. Was actually my first step in my plan of annihilating the PGs, as it contained a piece of code encoded:
d2hlbmRlc3Ryb3llZD5hY3RpdmF0ZT50aGV3ZWFwb24=
So it begins...
5l1n65h07's "weapon": 1/??? (Will activate when the time comes)
Hey, Flappy's back! It seems like he has gotten some upgrades. MECHA UPGRADES. (For the record, I charged it by 5 in the Be The Godmodders thread, so it's technically a 12 post summon.
Mecha Bird
25,000/25,000 HP
I proceed to Thunder's cave with my E.P.I.C. Tank! (For the record, I'm in it.)
You got the GAMING DISPENSERIFLE! A Dispenserifle that can play games such as Minecraft! Who knows what you can do if you shoot and play at the same time...
That really doesn't count.
Regardless, Mecha Bird added!
You move the E.P.I.C. Tank to the Thunder's Cave sidequest!
Wow, I didn't miss the Sunday round completely.
Okay then... No more Mr. Nice Guy...
I take the infinity seal, turn it sideways, then shoot the used-to-be-infinity-seal-but-is-now-the-eight-seal with my Danger: High Voltage.
I combine my iron-plated obsidian sword with the uranium, that should be an interesting alchemy! 1/?
1/5 for another infinity seal bust.
2/20 for the Chair knights
6/20 for troll's charge.
Anyone want to help me break the infinity seal? I have something in mind that will give us a permanent boost.
The Infinity Seal absorbs the electricity and releases it in a bolt of lightning, stunning you! The arrows harmlessly clink off.
Oh, didn't notice that the mega tank was dead first time around...
The way of getting strong that the mega tank has has been revealed...
Out of the wreckage of the mega tank comes... the mega tank.
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 23,000/23,000. Machine Guns: 500/500 HP (x8) Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x4.) Heavy Plating: 7500/7500 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Flamethrower: 2000/2000 HP. Drone Bay: 1500/1500 HP Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
base drones: 100/100 HP
The railgun, flamethrower, drone bay, and mysterious silhouette cannot be targeted until the heavy plating is gone, the mega tank itself however, is not protected by the heavy plating. Every time a weapon is destroyed, the mega tank's attack power goes down. The drone bay is not a weapon, but instead makes 2 base drones every round.
Yes, there is a way to stop the mega tank from coming back, no I'm not going to say what it is because then this thing would get one-shotted, and to nerf it, it takes all of one of my posts to allow it to come back, and no, I did not make this up on the spot, I had this whole respawn when someone kills it that first time thing planned out.
...Mega Tank added. Again.
If this becomes a recurring thing the Godmodder will cast it into the depths of the Nether, preventing it from ever coming back! Because saying that there's a way to stop it and not saying what it is is just cheap.
You got the WEAPONIZED INVENTORY! This is a technical marvel. A shotgun that can shoot virtually anything from your inventory without ever having to reload it. The obsidian bullets also have an electric charge that can deal light splash damage!
If past post limit, please move to the next turn... thanks!
Enter: Kaguya Houraisan (yes, boththese Kaguyas, in one)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya is a Beta-class godmodder:
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Could you explain the concept of godmodder classes? alpha, beta, et cetera
Godmodding is an art.
Like any art, it can be improved through practice.
Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Kaguya and Mokou can't be killed.
I hate nested spoilers, keep them out of signatures. Only in normal posts!
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
Look at the Wikipedia for "Taketori Monogatari". The 8 charges required (16 for final) refers to how "8" sounds like "night" in Japanese.
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
You know how you banned Mokou, right....
Alpha Godmodders are the weakest, and Omega+ Godmodders are the strongest. Guess which one you're fighting?
There are also fabled Psi Godmodders, which have only recently been proven real.
I ground Northern_Lights for an excessive use of spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in spoilers in...you get the idea.
Bottom line: Do not do that kind of stuff, even if it's a joke. It's just annoying.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
/nullpost
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Mailbox of DOOM does what it does best, and that is freezing the players and lowering the SWATBOT's attack power!
Problem Sleuth deals a VIRUS-boosted 4,500 damage to Fseftr! The Robo-Medics give him 500 HP also. The Mecha Bird and Mega Tank deal 5,600 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The VIRUS disables the PHYSICS ENGINE, dropping it to 0%! An AG attack will now be randomly boosted every turn! Tagon's Tough's Warship also re-appears!
Fseftr uses a Potion of Healing, getting 5,000 HP! He also attacks the Mecha Bird, dealing 4,000 damage and setting it on fire! The Death Egg Robot deals 5,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder destroys the Mega Tank's Heavy Plating and heals both PG entities, giving them 10,000 HP!
The Wily Egg Invasion kills 15 SWATBOTs and destroys the Wily Egg's Shield! The SWATBOTs deal 500 damage to the Zombie Horde! The Wily Egg uses its Egg Annihilation Beam, killing the Skeleton Rangers! Before they die, the Rangers retaliate and deal 3,000 damage to the Egg! Metal Sally deals 4,000 damage to the Mobile Dungeon!
I give the Cave Defender 3,000 HP! The Construct Army and Hydrus deal 11,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The_Serpent deals an additional 3,000 damage. The Ancestral Creeper deals 5,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
GODMODDER: Well, that failed. I wouldn't say that just yet. That was merely phase two of our invasion. I already have phase three underway. GODMODDER: Really? You work fast. Honestly, Richard. If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I work fast. GODMODDER: Anyway, you ARE right about that at least. Those ships did manage to finally destroy that giant UOSS, so I should be grateful about that. GODMODDER: I'll be honest, I was actually starting to get worried I'd never be able to destroy that thing, let alone dent it. Regardless, I have already called the necessary people to get this stage of the plan underway. I have known them for quite some time. GODMODDER: And who would that be? SNOWMAN: HEY, RICK. LONG TIME NO SEE. GODMODDER: Wait! You're alive? It sounds like someone has not been reading their End-of-Turn Battle Logs carefully enough. SNOWMAN: AT ANY RATE, SCRATCH. I GOT THE POOL BALLS JUST LIKE YOU SAID. SNOWMAN: LET'S DO THIS. GODMODDER: Wait. Pool balls? Indeed. The Felt will live to see another day. If only for a moment. GODMODDER: Wow, this is going to get a little bit hectic. GODMODDER: And by that I mean a LOT. They will serve their purpose, and that right now is helping you. GODMODDER: Well, I would say "thank you," but you know how I am with that word. Yes, yes, I am aware of that. Another thing I am aware of is that I have held up my end of the bargain, and I expect you to hold up yours. I've been waiting for a while now. GODMODDER: Yeah, yeah. I'll make you an Omega later. GODMODDER: Right now I've got bigger fish to fry. These players have almost been defeating me. GODMODDER: I won't let that happen again.
Suddenly, the Battlefield draws attention to the Sacred Pool Balls that have been lying on the Battlefield since Snowman's near death! They are all beginning to glow with an intense light! Suddenly, the first pool ball dissapears.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
Scavenging: 5/20 Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm,
Time Space Fusion Ferry: 20/20! Out of the machines comes... Glitchy Neo Samurai 25,000 HP. Passive: Glitch - May or may not glitch reality on anything it hits. With its glitchy katana, the Glitchy Neo Samurai attacks fseftr.
I hit the Death Egg Robot with a buttered frying pan.
Minecart Turret has been programmed to fire at Mailbox o' Doom.
Minecraft x 10
3/9
I shoot at TwinBuilder. HA!
I also begin creating an Alchemiter upgrade.
1/6
Increased the charge time for some reason.
I give Problem Sleuth a TF2 Medical Locker.
(You know, the ones at spawn with meds and ammo)
Also:
HELIX HAS RISEN
PRASE THE HELIX
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Random personality tests:
wtf.
Anyway,
Minecraft x 10
4/9
Alchemiter Upgrade
2/6
I shoot headcrabs at TwinBuilder with the Gaming Dispenserifle.
Demonator Upgrade: 6/30.
The Tripod is supposed to look like the one seen in .
5/9
Alchemiter Upgrade
3/6
I shoot TwinBuilder with the Weaponized Inventory.
Suddenly, the infinity seal disappears for a very good reason which is so good that I can't possibly write it down in this post!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
6/9
Alchemiter Upgrade
4/6
I shoot at TwinBuilder with the Heavy Dispenserifle with anvils. ANVILS!
The trek is a long and dangerous one...
I run over Fseftr with an ALL TERRAIN VENOMOTH.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Minecraft x 10
7/9
Alchemiter Upgrade
5/6
With the Gaming Dispenserifle, I shoot TwinBuilder with obscure references!
1/40 Death Egg MKIII
I set the Wily Egg to self destruct and kill all entities in the Willy Egg Zone.
"I need a clean start."
Aw, be a bit nicer to your creations and just teleport them into a backup dimension.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
we are over the limit, so stop posting, if twin chews us out again over going over the limit I'll join in.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Stop complaining, and START DANCING.
God.
*dances*
/nullpost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Enter: Kaguya Houraisan (yes, both these Kaguyas, in one)
Properties:
(Refer to Mokou for most, Kaguya is actually very similar to Mokou)
Resurrection Dragon - replaces Mokou's phoenix-related properties - Kaguya is a Beta-class godmodder:
-Infinite respawns - auto in 2 turns
-Auto-Attack (doesn't cancel charged/special attacks) - Red Stone of Aja - shoots a small (alpha-class) laser at the auto-target - won't attack during a target change - by default, a random Crockercorp Carrier - 10 damage per hit - 2 shots per turn
-Can't be corrupted
-Has banhammer immunity - can't be banned (?)
-All fire-related abilities are replaced with water-related abilities (retains electric-based) (still can improvise-forge railguns) (Roukanken transferred to Kaguya)
-Of course, Kaguya fights Mokou during spare time...
-Dragon and Phoenix...
-Kaguya has the same starting health as Mokou, and the same regen rate.
Kaguya auto-spawns as soon as page 275 arrives (passive charge)
Could you explain the concept of godmodder classes? alpha, beta, et cetera
Kaguya's First "Five Impossible Requests"
1 - Dragon's Necklace Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Smites the target with lightning. Charges creepers, but also tames them. 20 damage to non-creepers, unadjusted.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
Increases charging efficiency. 2 charges in 1 post. Does no damage.
3 - Robe of the Fire Rat [xxxxxxxx]
Provides banhammer immunity for whoever target of Robe of the Fire Rat is. Does not affect Kaguya, as she is already ban proof. (?)
4 - Swallow's Cowrie Shell [xxxxxxxx]
Heals the target for 20 health. Only on AGs.
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
BOOM! A wave of bullets (1006) fly out that only hurt PGs for 2 health each.
(can nerf health of all, but only can be nerfed to 5 mininum damage/heal. May not be removed for a nerf if OP.)
? denotes that it can be completely removed if OP.
You know how you banned Mokou, right....
Bottom line: Do not do that kind of stuff, even if it's a joke. It's just annoying.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
/nullpost
Why do you want it? That's kind of weird.
The Automated Teddy Bear bounds towards Fseftr!
You deal 4,000 damage!
The punny puns further your attack, subtracting -5 INTEGRITY!
You deal a critted 10,000 damage! Fseftr's next attack with the Red Barrels will fail!
The VIRUS will FINISH the PHYSICS ENGINE, and Tagon's Toughs will appear again!
You will assist!
oOoOoOoh
You use the Contaminated Gear! The Wily Egg is infected!
Ninja has made a portal so that any player can join the sidequest!
Failed, on the grounds that the Infinity Seal's code name is monolithinfinityseal, not blackmonolithseal!
All this really ends up doing is making the Invasion's attacks mini-crit, but that helps too!
You deal 2,000 damage to BUDDERBUDDER and minecraftsuxroxor!
You are added to the sidequest! And so is the Ancestral Creeper...
Code Translation: whendestroyed>activate>theweapon
That was in Base64 by the way. Nice!
That Ancestral Creeper will be nerfed.
And your army will too, since that is a MILLION HP if I am not mistaken. Although I might just make them very fragile. I don't know.
They don't manage to do much, since they ARE amateurs. But what they do is enough: they subtract 3 INTEGRITY!
The mongoose distract The_Serpent!
The Wily Egg will fire at them!
The SWATBOTs come back! However, the Death Egg Robot is the Godmodder's now!
I will fix that. Heheh.
Uranium AND Swift Snowball Gun = Radioactive Snowball Gun (Level 1: 1/2)
You deal 1,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
You got the GAMING DISPENSERIFLE! A Dispenserifle that can play games such as Minecraft! Who knows what you can do if you shoot and play at the same time...
That really doesn't count.
Regardless, Mecha Bird added!
You move the E.P.I.C. Tank to the Thunder's Cave sidequest!
The Infinity Seal absorbs the electricity and releases it in a bolt of lightning, stunning you! The arrows harmlessly clink off.
Iron-Plated Obsidian Sword AND Uranium = Radioactive Iron-Obsdian Sword (Level 3: 1/4)
Charge attacks will be ineffective against the Infinity Seal. Remember, it has godmodding abilities!
You got NOW YOU SEE ME! A rifle that can shoot Teflon bullets at warp speed, cutting through almost anything!
[CENSORED]
...Mega Tank added. Again.
If this becomes a recurring thing the Godmodder will cast it into the depths of the Nether, preventing it from ever coming back! Because saying that there's a way to stop it and not saying what it is is just cheap.
GLITCH deals 4,000 damage to Fseftr!
ELIXIR gives Problem Sleuth 3,000 HP!
You got the WEAPONIZED INVENTORY! This is a technical marvel. A shotgun that can shoot virtually anything from your inventory without ever having to reload it. The obsidian bullets also have an electric charge that can deal light splash damage!
You deal 1,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
Problem Sleuth gets 2,500 HP!
It WOULD have worked, but...
You cancel the attack!
AW YES. I like that SFM.
You deal 2,500 damage to the Cave Defender!
Suddenly, the Infinity Seal reappears for a very good reason which is so good that I can't possibly tell you it on the Battlefield!
You deal 2,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
ATV deals 3,000 damage to Fseftr!
He is already added!
You deal 1,500 damage to the Cave Defender!
The Deus Ex Machina Superhero stops you, because even by his standards, that's WAY too convenient for the Wily Egg to have a Self-Destruct button!
Alpha Godmodders are the weakest, and Omega+ Godmodders are the strongest. Guess which one you're fighting?
There are also fabled Psi Godmodders, which have only recently been proven real.
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Mailbox of DOOM does what it does best, and that is freezing the players and lowering the SWATBOT's attack power!
Problem Sleuth deals a VIRUS-boosted 4,500 damage to Fseftr! The Robo-Medics give him 500 HP also. The Mecha Bird and Mega Tank deal 5,600 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The VIRUS disables the PHYSICS ENGINE, dropping it to 0%! An AG attack will now be randomly boosted every turn! Tagon's Tough's Warship also re-appears!
Fseftr uses a Potion of Healing, getting 5,000 HP! He also attacks the Mecha Bird, dealing 4,000 damage and setting it on fire! The Death Egg Robot deals 5,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder destroys the Mega Tank's Heavy Plating and heals both PG entities, giving them 10,000 HP!
The Wily Egg Invasion kills 15 SWATBOTs and destroys the Wily Egg's Shield! The SWATBOTs deal 500 damage to the Zombie Horde! The Wily Egg uses its Egg Annihilation Beam, killing the Skeleton Rangers! Before they die, the Rangers retaliate and deal 3,000 damage to the Egg! Metal Sally deals 4,000 damage to the Mobile Dungeon!
I give the Cave Defender 3,000 HP! The Construct Army and Hydrus deal 11,000 damage to the Ancestral Creeper! The_Serpent deals an additional 3,000 damage. The Ancestral Creeper deals 5,000 damage to the Cave Defender!
GODMODDER: Well, that failed.
I wouldn't say that just yet. That was merely phase two of our invasion. I already have phase three underway.
GODMODDER: Really? You work fast.
Honestly, Richard. If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I work fast.
GODMODDER: Anyway, you ARE right about that at least. Those ships did manage to finally destroy that giant UOSS, so I should be grateful about that.
GODMODDER: I'll be honest, I was actually starting to get worried I'd never be able to destroy that thing, let alone dent it.
Regardless, I have already called the necessary people to get this stage of the plan underway. I have known them for quite some time.
GODMODDER: And who would that be?
SNOWMAN: HEY, RICK. LONG TIME NO SEE.
GODMODDER: Wait! You're alive?
It sounds like someone has not been reading their End-of-Turn Battle Logs carefully enough.
SNOWMAN: AT ANY RATE, SCRATCH. I GOT THE POOL BALLS JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
SNOWMAN: LET'S DO THIS.
GODMODDER: Wait. Pool balls?
Indeed. The Felt will live to see another day.
If only for a moment.
GODMODDER: Wow, this is going to get a little bit hectic.
GODMODDER: And by that I mean a LOT.
They will serve their purpose, and that right now is helping you.
GODMODDER: Well, I would say "thank you," but you know how I am with that word.
Yes, yes, I am aware of that.
Another thing I am aware of is that I have held up my end of the bargain, and I expect you to hold up yours.
I've been waiting for a while now.
GODMODDER: Yeah, yeah. I'll make you an Omega later.
GODMODDER: Right now I've got bigger fish to fry. These players have almost been defeating me.
GODMODDER: I won't let that happen again.
Suddenly, the Battlefield draws attention to the Sacred Pool Balls that have been lying on the Battlefield since Snowman's near death! They are all beginning to glow with an intense light! Suddenly, the first pool ball dissapears.
Itchy added!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, Godhead Pickle Inspector.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER:
HP: 2,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor:
HP: 3,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 21,500/60,000.
Robo-Medics: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x8.) Currently healing Problem Sleuth.
Mecha Bird: [AG] HP: 13,000/18,000. Burn: II
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 23,000/23,000. Machine Guns: 500/500 HP (x8) Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x4.) Heavy Plating: 0/7500 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Flamethrower: 2000/2000 HP. Drone Bay: 1500/1500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Mega Tank Base Drones: [AG] HP: 100/100. (x2.)
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 60,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Mixed Ground Force: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Itchy: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 32,000/80,000. Arrows: 6/10. Potions: 2/5.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 52,400/70,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: RIOT/START9
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 63%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 51%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 23% (AT CRITICAL LEVELS!)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 7,000/25,000.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Ghast Air Support: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Only attackable using ranged attacks.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 13,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
SWATBOTs: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x5.)
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 37,000/40,000. Beam: II Contamination: IIII
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 6,400/40,000.
Thunder's Cave:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 80,500/100,000.
Cave Defender: [AG] HP: 4,000/14,000.
Construct Army: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x100?)
Elite Construct Hydrus: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.
E.P.I.C. Tank: [AG] HP: 70,000/70,000. E.P.I.C. Cannon: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/7,000.
The_Serpent [PG]: 30,000/30,000.
Ancestral Creeper [N]: 36,000/50,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm,
Time Space Fusion Ferry: 20/20!
Out of the machines comes...
Glitchy Neo Samurai
25,000 HP.
Passive: Glitch - May or may not glitch reality on anything it hits.
With its glitchy katana, the Glitchy Neo Samurai attacks fseftr.
I hit the Death Egg Robot with a buttered frying pan.
Minecart Turret has been programmed to fire at Mailbox o' Doom.