You got the LETTERED KINECT WANDS! The item appears to be a copy of the standard Kinect Wands, but with letters all over it.
Lettered Kinect Wands > Fine = Wordwands (Level 2)
You got the WORDWANDS! It appears to be a version of the Kinect Wands that is old and wooden, yet imbued with technological and magical energy. There are letters all over the wands. Whatever word appears at the tip of the wands, can be summoned using the wands!
You said the E.P.I.C. Tank was piono's, but it's mine... :'(
Project: Ragequit
2/7
E.P.I.C. Tank
75,000/75,000 HP
E.P.I.C. Cannon: 3,000/3,000 HP Shields: 7,000/7,000
Well, let's get this baby going... it will do something really special if at 1 HP, and it will be indestructible when it reaches that. All attacks that normally kill instead reduces it's HP to 1.
I put the Sriracha chicken in the E.P.I.C. Cannon, making it shoot Sriracha-coated E.P.I.C. King Bills instead of normal E.P.I.C. King Bills!
Huh, who's coming from that portal? It's... it's... ME! From the future! FMM: "I need to warn you. When you don't kill TwinBuilder soon enough, an alternate timeline will proceed, where Notch goes absolutely haywire, and we will all join the godmodder's side." "But... but... I will never join him!" "You will, out of necessity." "Okay, I guess... but he's locked in that damn Shadows Complex! Ninja built it." "Okay, then I will need to convince him..."
Whoops. Since everyone is charging everyone's things, it's getting confusing keeping track of who's who. Regardless, the E.P.I.C. Tank appears! You stuff the Sriracha Chicken in the Cannon, so its attacks will be greater.
I'm not in the Shadows Complex anymore! I'm with Thunder! Wait... How did I hear that conversation? Huh. I guess I AM pretty powerful.
Subspace Bomb x 7 (4/6)
I change the number to 7.. Just take a note of that.
Twin, can you put like an italic Thunder's Cave Home or something and put you under it?
Also I tell Twin that If you create a button and place it "here" and push it, you will get splash potions of healing thrown upon you, and will heal a lot of health. I tell him about that secret health restorer.
And I start to create a Cave Defender. (1/5)
Noted. I'll update my location in italics, yes. I guess I'll use that health restorer later.
Just because something's in the alpha timeline, it doesn't mean everythings better. We could all be destroyed in the Alpha timeline, but in the Beta timeline, or Gamma timeline, things might go our way, or better. Plus, Doc Scratch isn't on our side, which means he may be decieving us.
"My faithful men, this is the day our work goes to show! We will decimate all who stand for the Godmodder, and those who harm our cause. The meteors have made their impact! With the PG side in ruins, we have gained the upped hand! Now, onwards, to crush the Godmodder once and for all!!"
Hopefully, my attack will allow the invasion of the Wily Egg Zone to be swifter.
I shoot some carefully aimed Ellorium arrows at fseftr.
Hmm. I may need to explain all this a little better. Maybe I'll leave that to Scratch. He has a way with words. 6,000 damage to Fseftr!
In anger that the field is now even more unbalanced, I take a Fseftr, temporarily super-size my bow, pull back my Fseftr, and loose the string, sending my ever-devestating Fseftr flying into the X.S.M.A.T.!
Fseftr survives unharmed! But the X.S.M.A.T. doesn't...
Fseftr flies straight into the main building of XMSAT, destroying it! Everything else follows shortly after...
I charge at the godmodder, fist pointed directly at his face...but in the opposite direction.
Just as it looks like i'm about to make contact, i begin moving backwards.
And backwards.
And backwards.
And backwards.
..20 Minutes Later..
After a long time of moving backwards, i reach the edge of the world.
...Hey look, it looks suspiciously like the battlefie-
*PUNCH*
...Okay, it was the battlefield. I'm not complaining, i still hit the godmodder, but what?
Since I am assuming that your velocity stayed constant throughout your worldwide trip, you weren't really going that fast, so that did nothing! If you were increasing in speed as you went, you would have a better chance. Just a tip.
( 7 / 7 )
I take the items I found and put them into the list of Alchimeter items.
Add: Awkward Potion, Swift Snowball Fun, Uranium.
( 9 / 10 )
The Robo-Medics are almost done!
(You can stop charging my posts so much: please only help me on bigger projects. Thanks, anyway!)
The AWKWARD POTION, SWIFT SNOWBALL FUN, and URANIUM are added to the Supplies! It looks the potion would be useful if a brewing attachment was made to the Alchemiter. Also, out of curiosity, what exactly is the Swift Snowball Fun?
Oh no you don't! You can't say something is a gift for the Godmodder and then LOL NOPE it to your side! The Godmodder personally mind-controls the Death Egg Robot and makes it a PG entity! And even if I had let it be on your side, I would have done something very mean, anyway.
41/40 for the MEC... thanks to everyone who charged it, I will unleash it at the end of the post. Also, menno, that last one went over.
project ragequit: 5/7
robo-medics completed!
+1 to the apex army. Why not now?
Dramatic effect. Oh all right...
I want it to be more clear that my item is a bow... can I keep the name Lightning Storm? What I had in mind was that it would be taking the shotgun capacities... I should have used OR, shouldn't I? I drop the weaponized invetory (anyone else that is AG can claim it as their own), and transfer my 1/? post to my new electric onslaught OR storage shotgun alchemization (or whichever way will give the electric onslaught multishot abilities) to make Lightning Storm. 2/6
Everyone looks around as I disappear suddenly...
Then a rumbling deep underground is heard....
And a massive structure rises up out of the ground...
A massive laser canon. Don't you mean energy cannon?
Same difference. No it isn't. It's in the acronym.
I guess it is. Say hello to the MEC
Massive
Energy
Cannon. Much better.
Shut up.
Anyway, I was hoping to have something better to fire this at, but what's left will have to do, this massive laser cannon, with the power of matter converters, anti matter chambers, and even space-time rift generators, as well as my list of electronic alchemies, begins to charge up...
While its charging, I'll put the spoiler for what the items I sacrificed were, they need to be removed from the alchemy page twin.
FPBMOS
superconductor supercomputer
ilectricity
high voltage battery pack
battery pack
eternal energy source
forever furnace
one copy of the redstone torch
forum game
forum server
supercomputer
its done now.
Thank you.
The MEC fires a massive beam of yellow light, the last time it was used the beam spread, destroying the entire battlefield, including space ships, it isn't as powerful here, but that's what the trisector is for...
The beam splits in three just after leaving the barrel of the gun, One streaks down the field towards the target, the godmodder leaps out of the way of the beam just in time.
The second streaks off to the side, tearing a hole through the ranks of the Wily Egg zone, perhaps sigma's last constructs survived, I'm too busy avoiding blindness to tell.
The other one streaks to where the battle was originally, but only fseftr stands there, and he is caught in the middle of the beam.
Then the beams reconverge at the far end of the battlefield, no, none of those were the target... Just shut up and say what you were aiming at.
Fine.
The mailbox, caught in the way of the beams, is not in fact, the target, but rather, the thing behind it was...
This massive beam of destructive energy, 40 posts and more, sacrificed to make this incredibly powerful....
Slams into the infinity seal, shattering it.
Now, ultimate power is mine to claim, for the good of all of Minecraft. (no, I'm not going to turn, what I'm going to summon will be AG, but I can't summon it yet since twin is the ultimate decider of the results...)
Wait, what? the mailbox was in the middle of the reconvergence and it didn't take a scratch??!?!?!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID I SUMMON THAT IN ONE POST?!?!?! That's my mailbox... Man, it was really cheap too... Quite a bargain.
Shut up you, at least it didn't take away any power from my laser.
Look, the Weaponized Inventory was just a name, it's not really a weaponized inventory. I'm allowed to think creatively with alchemization names, it doesn't have to be literal all the time. And the Weaponized Inventory WOULD be what you want, for the record. But too late! You abandon the item and allow someone else to pick it up.
Electric Onslaught OR Storage Shotgun = Danger: High Voltage (Level 5: 1/6)
The items that you sacrificed are going to be able to be re-alchemized by other people! So, I am not removing them from the alchemy list. All that you accomplished with that is ensuring that you can't use those items again without re-alchemizing them! However, they do go into the power of...
...The MEC! The two beams that targeted people connect with their targets in a searing blast of light and heat! 12,500 damage to Fesftr! 12,500 damage to Metal Sally! The Godmodder leaped out of the way of the beam! And when the three beams reconverge...
1 damage to the Infinity Seal! It is cracked more than it was before, and appears to be humming more powerfully.
Now that my Subspace Bombs are finished, I use 6 of them. As stated in The Forge Database, It will have a 50% to do something, 16% to attack the PG side, 16% to attack the AG side, and 16% to do a special effect. So since I am using 6, It will do the 50% thing 3 times, and each of the 16% things once. So.. I USE 6 SUBSPACE BOMBS!! (I keep 1 of them in safe keeping)
I will use random.org.
The first bomb rolls 006!
The second bomb rolls 049!
The third bomb rolls 076!
The fourth bomb rolls 023!
The fifth bomb rolls 056!
The sixth bomb rolls 083!
The first bomb deals 6,000 damage to Pinkamena Diane Pie and the Death Egg Robot! The second deals 6,000 damage to Problem Sleuth and Fseftr! The third bomb deals 6,000 damage to Fseftr! The fourth bomb deals 6,000 damage to BUDDERBUDDER and Death Egg Robot! The fifth bomb kills Pinkamena Diane Pie! The sixth bomb casts Instant Damage on the Mega Tank, destroying it!
4/5 for cave defender
XMSAT repairs: 5/10
oops, missed one for project ragequit, project ragequit complete!
3/6 for Lightning Storm
I rush at fseftr with my new sword, he thinks its my iron one since, well, it looks like the one I've been using. But it isn't, surprise!!!
I combo him with the obsidian sword, then pin him with the real iron sword, then shoot him in the face with the obsidian tipped terror.
Not every alchemy can use combos! Only ones that are specifically stated as being able to do so can.
cave defender complete
XMSAT 6/10
+1 to apex army
4/6 for Lightning Storm
I wait until fseftr is done (virus needs to have lower integrity in case it gets too glitchy) then continue curbstomping him with my triple bow style.
General:Good-Great HP total (27k)
Average damage output (2-3k on normal attack)
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
Description: An Ellorium Crossbow with an arrow clip. Can be set to semi-automatic to deal one hit with a lot of damage to a single target with 150% more accuracy on dodging targets. However, if fully automatic is enabled, this will shoot 8 arrows in a short period of time, which can allow for multiple targets. All of these shots deal as much damage as a single arrow on semi-auto, so a few enemies to target will increase damage output. While its clip is limited, it has no need to get more ammo, as it reloads automatically and, due to the Infinity enchantment, will never run out of Ellorium Bolts to skewer your enemies with.
(Shape = Ellorium Crossbow,
Function = Machine Gun)
3/30 for the demonator upgrade
20/30 for the apex army
19/20 for troll's charge
5/6 for Lightning Storm
I perform an epic combo attack with my iron-plated obsidian sword that slices fseftr into the shape of a pentagonal hexa. Not going to explain what a pentagonal hexa looks like, its actually very complicated and involves quantum physics.
4/30 for the demonator upgrade
21/30 for the apex army
troll's charge is complete!
Lightning Storm is complete!
I take my massive array of items, and in a horrible, horrible way of dealing insane amounts of damage with various unrelated items, deal way more damage than is fair in an extremely painful way.
You got DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE! All the power of the Electric Onslaught packed into the sleek shape of a gun!
You didn't specify what you attacked with your items!
Anyways, now that the Cave Defender is finished, It will protect Twin from attacks also in the cave. Add it under the Thunder's Secret Cave or whatever you called it. HP: 14k/14k. All attacks aimed at you have to go through the Cave Defender first. (Thanks piono for the help!! )
I add a vote for minecraftsuxroxor to use his attack.
The Cave Defender appears! This will be useful. Vote added!
I send an animated teddy bear onto the battlefield. Headed towards fseftr, it shows no signs of agression and a smile on its face. It has an unusually potruding stomach, though. Oh, what harm can it do, it's a teddy bear.
So the post limit has been reached a long time ago...
ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL
HELIX IS LOVE HELIX IS LIFE
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Mailbox is stunned due to the MEC. It cannot do anything this turn.
BUDDERBUDDER and minecraftsuxroxor deal 8,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 5,000 damage to Fseftr! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 2,000 damage to Fesftr and the Death Egg Robot! The Robo-Medics restore 500 HP to Problem Sleuth! The VIRUS raises its SECURITY INTEGRITY!
Fseftr restores 2,000 HP! Both PG entities deal a VIRUS-lowered 6,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder lowers -10 SECURITY INTEGRITY and destroys the E.P.I.C. Cannon's Shields!
The Wily Egg Invasion deals 20,000 damage to Metal Sally! The Wily Egg Forces kill the Creeper Demolitions and Spider Operatives!
I exploit the physics engine glitchiness to create a spatial anomaly that rapidly switches between a black hole and a white hole, then somehow propell it at fseftr. After ripping him to bits, the anomaly turns into a wormhole which sucks his red barrels into the lava of Mordor, destroying them. this attack auto-crits due to its abuse of physics engine damage.
Virus Actions: the virus destroys the physics engine. with no physics engine, several physics engine based glitches are eliminated, reducing glitchiness a bit.
Tagon's Actions: the TAG teraports back in, deploys armor squads, then deploys a healed mixed grunt force. due to physics engine problems, the shields are boosted (they rely on gravity physics, and the virus' physics problems go in favor of the AG team).
Okay! Looks like my work is bearing fruit, as many of the entities are gone! But, I need to find a way into Wily Egg Zone to destroy their entities! There are too many in there! Hey Twin, I haven't been keeping up with the Wily Egg Zone. Can you tell me how it works and all that? SO I CAN DESTROY IT PROPERLY?
In the meantime, I plop down the computer and code in "removetheblackmonolithseal" in various coding languages.
I increase the game difficulty to Hard (well, the virus does it), increasing the damage of the Wily Egg Invasion forces. TT2000, I left the portal I used for the Wily Egg Invasion open, so you can follow me and help!
Soulless Serpent stabs something AG with something else AG. Meanwhile, I decide I HAVE to get those Artifacts to the Godmodder. I start warping back, when all of a sudden, a monstrosity appears! It is an Ancestral Creeper, come to take back the Artifacts. Although it has the size, and mostly the shape, of an ordinary creeper, its eyes glow with an eerie blue light far older than any mob. I immediately jump through the portal, but it follows me as we materialize in the entrance to Thunder's Cave.
9/40 Tagon's Plan
9/40 Virus' Plan
Suddenly, a horde of ghasts spews out of the nether portal!
Virus Actions: i order the virus to do a FATALITY on the physics engine.
Tagon's Actions: the TAG returns to the battle, and deploys the armor division. advanced medicine fully healed the mixed grunts as well.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I deal 1 damage to the godmodder because I can.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Time Space Fusion Ferry: 17/20.
Pinkamena Diane Pie uses a hacksaw to tear off random parts from fsefter.
I throw feces fresh from the toilet at the Godmodder.
You don't even HEAR "The post limit has been reached, do you?"
I'll be making my great escape now!
ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
You can do both!
You got the LETTERED KINECT WANDS! The item appears to be a copy of the standard Kinect Wands, but with letters all over it.
Lettered Kinect Wands > Fine = Wordwands (Level 2)
You got the WORDWANDS! It appears to be a version of the Kinect Wands that is old and wooden, yet imbued with technological and magical energy. There are letters all over the wands. Whatever word appears at the tip of the wands, can be summoned using the wands!
-4 VIRUS INTEGRITY! You will attack XMSAT!
Whoops. Since everyone is charging everyone's things, it's getting confusing keeping track of who's who. Regardless, the E.P.I.C. Tank appears! You stuff the Sriracha Chicken in the Cannon, so its attacks will be greater.
I'm not in the Shadows Complex anymore! I'm with Thunder! Wait... How did I hear that conversation? Huh. I guess I AM pretty powerful.
Noted. I'll update my location in italics, yes. I guess I'll use that health restorer later.
Hmm. I may need to explain all this a little better. Maybe I'll leave that to Scratch. He has a way with words. 6,000 damage to Fseftr!
-8 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
Fseftr flies straight into the main building of XMSAT, destroying it! Everything else follows shortly after...
Heavy Dispenserifle AND Minecraft = Gaming Dispenserifle (Level 3: 1/4)
Since I am assuming that your velocity stayed constant throughout your worldwide trip, you weren't really going that fast, so that did nothing! If you were increasing in speed as you went, you would have a better chance. Just a tip.
The AWKWARD POTION, SWIFT SNOWBALL FUN, and URANIUM are added to the Supplies! It looks the potion would be useful if a brewing attachment was made to the Alchemiter. Also, out of curiosity, what exactly is the Swift Snowball Fun?
Oh no you don't! You can't say something is a gift for the Godmodder and then LOL NOPE it to your side! The Godmodder personally mind-controls the Death Egg Robot and makes it a PG entity! And even if I had let it be on your side, I would have done something very mean, anyway.
The E.P.I.C. Tank will attack fesftr!
The E.P.I.C. Tank can only attack with one thing at a time! So all that was accomplished was you installing Minecraft onto it.
RaginForeva fails, because the Godmodder has 23 Gravity Orientation plugins that always orient gravity the right way! X.M.S.A.T. is destroyed!
Look, the Weaponized Inventory was just a name, it's not really a weaponized inventory. I'm allowed to think creatively with alchemization names, it doesn't have to be literal all the time. And the Weaponized Inventory WOULD be what you want, for the record. But too late! You abandon the item and allow someone else to pick it up.
Electric Onslaught OR Storage Shotgun = Danger: High Voltage (Level 5: 1/6)
The items that you sacrificed are going to be able to be re-alchemized by other people! So, I am not removing them from the alchemy list. All that you accomplished with that is ensuring that you can't use those items again without re-alchemizing them! However, they do go into the power of...
...The MEC! The two beams that targeted people connect with their targets in a searing blast of light and heat! 12,500 damage to Fesftr! 12,500 damage to Metal Sally! The Godmodder leaped out of the way of the beam! And when the three beams reconverge...
1 damage to the Infinity Seal! It is cracked more than it was before, and appears to be humming more powerfully.
I will use random.org.
The first bomb rolls 006!
The second bomb rolls 049!
The third bomb rolls 076!
The fourth bomb rolls 023!
The fifth bomb rolls 056!
The sixth bomb rolls 083!
The first bomb deals 6,000 damage to Pinkamena Diane Pie and the Death Egg Robot! The second deals 6,000 damage to Problem Sleuth and Fseftr! The third bomb deals 6,000 damage to Fseftr! The fourth bomb deals 6,000 damage to BUDDERBUDDER and Death Egg Robot! The fifth bomb kills Pinkamena Diane Pie! The sixth bomb casts Instant Damage on the Mega Tank, destroying it!
You restore 1,000 HP.
Not every alchemy can use combos! Only ones that are specifically stated as being able to do so can.
The is not a real, tangible thing! It is mounds upon mounds of coding! However, the chain lowers -2 VIRUS INTEGRITY.
The Robo-Medics appear! They will heal the Demonator and Problem Sleuth!
5,000 damage!
6,000 damage!
The Crockercorp Fleet was decimated, the UOSS was destroyed, the Wily Egg Zone was invaded, and everyone's out to get me.
3,000 damage to Fseftr!
You start working on the Weaponized Inventory! 4/6.
+2,000 HP!
You got the MACHINE GUN! Does this really need an explanation?
5,000 damage! Vote added!
#suspense
#realization
#hashtag
+1,000 HP!
Ellorium Crossbow OR Machine Gun = Ellorium Autobow (Level 5: 1/6)
5,000 damage!
You got DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE! All the power of the Electric Onslaught packed into the sleek shape of a gun!
You didn't specify what you attacked with your items!
The Cave Defender appears! This will be useful. Vote added!
I don't think I'm shielded anymore, because I'm not in the Shadow Complex anymore.
HELIX IS LOVE HELIX IS LIFE
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Mailbox is stunned due to the MEC. It cannot do anything this turn.
BUDDERBUDDER and minecraftsuxroxor deal 8,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The E.P.I.C. Tank deals 5,000 damage to Fseftr! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 2,000 damage to Fesftr and the Death Egg Robot! The Robo-Medics restore 500 HP to Problem Sleuth! The VIRUS raises its SECURITY INTEGRITY!
Fseftr restores 2,000 HP! Both PG entities deal a VIRUS-lowered 6,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Godmodder lowers -10 SECURITY INTEGRITY and destroys the E.P.I.C. Cannon's Shields!
The Wily Egg Invasion deals 20,000 damage to Metal Sally! The Wily Egg Forces kill the Creeper Demolitions and Spider Operatives!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, Godhead Pickle Inspector.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 4,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
E.P.I.C. Tank: [AG] HP: 70,000/70,000. E.P.I.C. Cannon: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/7,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 23,500/60,000.
Robo-Medics: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x8.) Currently healing Problem Sleuth.
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 40,000/80,000.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 48,000/70,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: zalgo/hecomes
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 71%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 51%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 5% (AT CRITICAL LEVELS!)
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 23% (AT CRITICAL LEVELS!)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 5,000/25,000.
Skeleton Rangers: [AG] HP: 5,000/7,500. Will counterattack if attacked.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Ghast Air Support: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Only attackable using ranged attacks.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 12,300/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 5,250/20,000. Beam: II
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 6,400/40,000.
Thunder's Cave:
Cave Defender: [AG] HP: 14,000/14,000.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 80,500/100,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
(Alright, Dialoglog NEXT turn. For real.)
I ask if I can have twinbuilder's DNA
4/20
I prepare Betty for battle! (When I choose to deploy it, + damage slightly)
Ellorium Autobow: 2/6
I send an automated teddy bear fseftr's way. It bounces along, with a protruding stomach, a smile on its face, and no signs of agression.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
9/40 Virus' Plan
9/40 Tagon's Plan
I exploit the physics engine glitchiness to create a spatial anomaly that rapidly switches between a black hole and a white hole, then somehow propell it at fseftr. After ripping him to bits, the anomaly turns into a wormhole which sucks his red barrels into the lava of Mordor, destroying them. this attack auto-crits due to its abuse of physics engine damage.
Virus Actions: the virus destroys the physics engine. with no physics engine, several physics engine based glitches are eliminated, reducing glitchiness a bit.
Tagon's Actions: the TAG teraports back in, deploys armor squads, then deploys a healed mixed grunt force. due to physics engine problems, the shields are boosted (they rely on gravity physics, and the virus' physics problems go in favor of the AG team).
And I still don't know to do with my 40/40 charge, so I save it.
And I charge my attack. Which is like 7/10 nao. Or 6/10? I'll go with the latter.
Zantetsuken: 1/10
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TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I use the Contaminated Gear on the Wily Egg sheilds.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
In the meantime, I plop down the computer and code in "removetheblackmonolithseal" in various coding languages.
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10/40 Virus' Plan
10/40 Tagon's Plan
I increase the game difficulty to Hard (well, the virus does it), increasing the damage of the Wily Egg Invasion forces. TT2000, I left the portal I used for the Wily Egg Invasion open, so you can follow me and help!
Eating petunias...
Soulless Serpent stabs something AG with something else AG. Meanwhile, I decide I HAVE to get those Artifacts to the Godmodder. I start warping back, when all of a sudden, a monstrosity appears! It is an Ancestral Creeper, come to take back the Artifacts. Although it has the size, and mostly the shape, of an ordinary creeper, its eyes glow with an eerie blue light far older than any mob. I immediately jump through the portal, but it follows me as we materialize in the entrance to Thunder's Cave.
Add to Thunder's Cave:
The_Serpent [PG]: 30000/30000
Ancestral Creeper [N]: 70000/70000
Oh no