(I will attack once i get a mirror. "Attack" meaning more along the lines of "A GIANT SCREAM CAUSING EVERYBODY TO LOSE CONTROL OF ENTITIES ATTACKS. FOR TWO TURNS.)
Taking hold of the mirror finally given to me, i take a good look at the picture staring at me.
*poke*
*poke*
"..."
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?"
The words echo through the server, reaching every corner of the game world. The Godmodder, Doc Scratch, the Egg Wily Zone, That guy who hacked his house to be made of bedrock, nowhere was untouched by the deafening echo, resulting in ears ringing everywhere, causing every entity (yes, every one of them) to not accept player commands (Who to attack, Which attack to use, etc.) for the next two turns.
"I blame Ramna for this. And if anyone makes a joke about this i will kill them. Twice."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
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Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
21/25 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
13/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
4/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire a salvo of missiles at the Ghast air support.
The escort of TwinBuilder is complete! Hooray! And while the constructs get his food cart into hiss room and then leave, TwinBuilder hears a *donk*. After the constructs leave, however, I pop out of it! "SURPRISE!", I yell, as I begin shooting him with the Dispenserifle. And none of the constructs will hear this, because they went crazy over Pit's scream!
All items are carefully inspected. As you are discovered, you are immediately bludgeoned to death and incinterated in a massive lava disposal.
Besides, the Constructs are escorting TwinBuilder to the darkest depths of this world, where I have food in a separate chest.
Objection! I ordered the Tagon's Toughs to teraport the UOSS away to prevent an explosion, and that order stands across turns. also, they would do it anyways to prevent their employer from reducing their pay. If that is ignored, I do a No-Holds-Barred-Beatdown on the godmodder, then hit him with an Infinite Mass Punch so hard that he flies out the other side of the planet and into the sun.
You ordered the UOSS to teraport away on a post that was after the post limit, so it didn't count. What part of "no posts count after the post limit" don't you get? However, the Infinite Mass Punch deals 1 damage to the Godmodder!
Reposting because this went over the post limit...
(19 / 30)
Don't read my comic for me- What? Oh. A plot summary. Thanks! So chapter 13 / 22...
To say thanks for Piono's help, I toss an HPup to his tank, increasing the max HP value of some things.
"Need backup right now! This thing's not the easiest thing in the world to fight! Bring Twin into the secret bunker, where I've stocked mining supplies. Dig in a downward spiral, avoiding all hazards!"
Also, isn't Doc Scratch our enemy? Does he not side with the Godmodder? If so, I will not be decieved by his speeches.
I'm expecting Constructs to arrive, and aim at Metal Sonic with what seems like a crossbow full of arrows, hoping to intimidate it.
"For now, let's say that I'm not on your side."
Alright. I guess I'm heading underground. The Constructs will try to stop Metal Sonic from attacking this turn!
I send a text to some of my Angolian slaves, ordering to dig in a downward spiral. Also, I have the Sriracha Chicken in my pocket, so it can't be killed right now.
A little *donk* is heard from the food supplies cart in the escort of TwinBuilder, followed by an "ow!".
I put on earplugs, take the Mailbox, then bash the godmodder with it until the mailbox breaks. Meanwhile....
1/20 Rage Mutagen
Virus Actions: The Virus, enraged at the loss of the UOSS, loses 25% security integrity but then does a nasty hit to the physics engine (due to physics engine damage, ALL AG attacks have a chance to deal extra damage, and ALL PG attacks have a chance to deal less damage, which Twinbuilder is failing to keep track of.
Tagon's Toughs' Actions: After recovering surviving crew, the TAG teraports away to regenerate shields. it will return when I say so, because I only cut half their pay, not their whole pay.
The Mailbox is currently in the Furthest Ring! The VIRUS loses -25 SECURITY INTEGRITY! It starts shuddering erratically... If I remember right, upon summoning, YOU said that the had a chance to raise ONE AG's attack power OR lower ONE PG's attack power. Tagon's Toughs will be removed from the battlefield.
There's a reason I was keeping my distance, Sigmatw.
I attempt to blast Metal Sonic with crossbow bolts, loading as fast as I can without making a mistake, regardless of aim, all the while calling for backup.
Also, holy mother of...
Jeez, is it fair to play with our summons like that?
Raidriar knocks all weapons aside, and jumps down, ready to fight until his last moments on this battlefield.
As Raidriar is at 1/3 of his health, he prepares for Berserk.
Oh, wait... You know that massive weapon I used? Oh, yes...
Godmodder, you have not realized I have deployed over 900 meteors headed straight towards your forces? You may have dealt the AG side a near-death blow, but as you will soon realize, I will always have the last laugh! Those puny ships you have are doomed! Ahahahaha!
Crusher48 stated that upon destruction, the UOSS would destroy ALL entities. Be glad I nerfed that a little. Raidriar will use Berserk!
Pateluna's Bludgeoner finished! Soulless Serpent immediately jumps at Raidriar and throws the hammer at him! Raidriar will probably block this, but what he didn't think of was Soulless Serpent stabbing him in the back with the XBlades after teleporting behind him. And if he doesn't block, then Soulless Serpent still stabs him.
Alchemy Serpent's ALCHEMY OF THE DAY SHOP is now open! He will produce unique alchemy items for any player that requests them without them needing to charge, though they can help, so long as they boost the Quest charge each time they request an item. Alchemy Serpent quickly realizes this shop is completely pointless. He starts referring to himself in the first person.
I decide to try my hand at clothing alchemy again. I figure that eventually, something cool must come out of it. So far I have:
The Crosscircle - Green suit with XBOX 360 logo. No effect.
Silver Crosscircle - Self evident. No effect.
Red Suit of Death - Red Suit. Of Death. Enhances crit chance.
Don't Bleed On the Suits - Tuxedo with bloodstain. No known effect.
I do Red Suit of Death OR Miniature Alchemiter to see if I'll get some alchemy-related suit. Maybe it will even help me wih alchemy somehow!
You got PALUTENA'S BLUDGEONER! It can function as a bow, but upon breaking it in half, which would normally form blades, it forms hammers that you can use to, what else, bludgeon enemies!
Raidriar the God King KILLED! He falls to the ground, looking up at the meteors, enemy and ally, and the giant multiversal invasion. He wonders how it will all end...
Alright, enough drama.
Red Suit of Death OR Miniature Alchemiter = From Lead To Gold (Clothing Alchemy)
You got FROM LEAD TO GOLD! It appears this suit is mostly white, with some alchemiter decals. The right sleeve is gold in color, and the left sleeve is more brown, like lead.
"Quick, While The Godmodder is Stunned!!" I gather supplies: One Full Set Of Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, One Steel Bat, 20,000 Bottles Of 4 Year Old Alcohol, One Splash Potion Of Sleepiness for 5 Hours, 500-Yards Of Rope, 50-Yards Of Tape, 5,000,000 Magicial Ender Crystals, Taken From The End, 60,000,000 Pressure Plates, 7.6 Trillion String, and Lots and Lots Of Redstone, then I run up to the Godmodder, and tackle him using my Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, knocking him to the ground, when then I whack his 'sensitive' part of him, the (you know what) of a guy, where he screams in pain, with his mouth wide open. While he's screaming, I pour a lot, and I mean A LOT of Alcohol down his mouth, through his throat, and into his stomach. While he's going crazy, I throw a sleepiness splash potion at him, causing him to fall asleep, where I then tie up his arms and legs with 500 Yards of rope, and Quadruple Tie It With An Impossible To Escape Knot. After that, I use the Tape and make sure he is taped up good, and then I place pressure plates for two hundred thousand blocks in any direction, with redstone under each and every one of them, and I also hook up Tripwires in crisscross patterns up to height 1,000 and for two hundred thousand blocks in all directions, and hooked up with redstone, then I take the redstone and hook it up to a piece of TNT which is right next to the 5,000,000 Ender Crystals that I took from the End when the Ender Dragon was too busy having sex with the Wither. The Ender Crystals are right next to the Godmodder's drunk asleep body, and then I tell everyone to back away, as far away as possible. This plan is full proof, because the knots are impossible to undo, and if undone, the tape will hold him tied up, and if he escapes the tape, then he will set off the pressure plates, and if he evades the pressure plates, then the tripwires will get set off, and once that redstone gets activated, it will set off that TNT which will set off an Ender Crystal, which will blow up, making another Ender Crystal blow up, and the process continues, so that millions of Ender Crystals will blow up within 20 seconds, making the GM's computer lag so bad, that he will be without Minecraft, or anything else on his computer for not minutes, not hours, not days, not weeks, not months, not years, not decades, not centuries, not millenniums, not epochs, not periods, not eras, but yet for several trillion eons, so far into the future, that not even the sun will live to see it. And if none of that works, I kick the Godmodder, dealing loads of damage!
Very funny, Sigma. I didn't shoot crossbows at him, I shot crossbow bolts at him. And sir, my crossbow was crafted to perfection over ages, making the bolts ot fires have a lot of power, and if that wears out, I still have my sword which I can slash him to ribbons with.
I blast Metal Sonic with the crossbow, leading my shot.
I apologize for my 'spamming' ninja, but I honestly have almost no effect on the battlefield otherwise.
also, the mailbox is finally back on the field and begins freezing new entities, as well as ruining the accuracy of everything that isn't in space or mechanical. Luckily, my tank is mechanical.
thanks for the HPboost irecreeper.
Anyway, now to my actions.
I combine the purplecharged xbox and the obsidian tipped terror: 1/4 (I think it makes more sense for alchemizations to be classified in levels according to the strength of the last level down, it prevents confusion and lets people plan out their alchemizations, which I have been doing)
I sacrifice all of my electrical alchemizations: (list: FPBMOS, superconductor supercomputer, ilectricity, high voltage battery pack, battery pack, forum game, forum server, supercomputer, energizer, forever furnace, [redstone torch too if it can count as mine since I spent the two posts making it, thunder should keep his copy though]) to increase the power of this summon (not to increase charge from beginning, it will be more powerful from those alchemizations being sacrificed when I unleash it.). The MEC: 1/40. Yes, its a 40 post charge, plus bonuses. It will be BIG.
Anyway, moving on from that, my action is to take my obsidian tipped terror, jump on the mega tank, and join in on the tank's massive rain of fire directed at the crockercorp carrier betty.
21/30 to irecreeper, as I look up the book on tvtropes to help him analyze it better.
3/5 for forge duplication upgrade when I duplicate some parts that thunder needs.
Also, twin, whats the difference between AND and OR alchemizations?
The Mailbox is back on the Battlefield! It will freeze two entities and will ruin the accuracy of entities.
Purplecharged XBOX AND Obsidian-Tipped Terror = Electric Onslaught (Level 4: 1/5)
You destroy all your electrical alchemizations (there really is a lot of them)! The Mega Tank will attack
Crockercorp Carrier Betty! In the meantime, you deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
The && (AND) way fuses both of the objects together and behaves like both of them. For example: Hammer && Green Slime Ghost Pogo = Pogo Hammer. The || (OR) way takes the function of one of the objects and applies it to the shape of another. For example: Hammer || Green Slime Ghost Pogo = Hammerhead Pogo.
2/4 for the alchemization
2/40 for the MEC (help with this one would be appreciated, its gonna be big and I want to spit it out fast)
I take jump on one of the missiles from my mega tank and land on the carrier betty, plant my purplecharged xbox on the hull, wire it in the purplestone dust, then hot wire the ship's systems as if it were a video game, blacking out as many critical functions as I can before be chased off.
22/30 for irecreeper, I look up the book and identify a handful of pages that are nothing more than restating things from before so he doesn't waste time on them.
4/5 for the forge duplication when I duplicate the duplication, which somehow makes the upgrade upgrade faster.
The Mega Tank has not fired any missiles yet, so the entire attack fails!
The Forge Duplication Upgrade (5/5) NOW COMPLETED!
This Upgrade Allows Anyone to duplicate their items, instead of having to combine that item with itself. For Example, instead of doing TNT && TNT = 2 TNT (Level 1) [1/2], you can just do TNT x 2 = 2 TNT (Level 0) [1/1] It is also easier for High Level Alchemies. Instead of doing Inventive Inventory && Inventive Inventory = 2 Inventive Inventories (Level 5) [1/6], you can do Inventive Inventory x 2 = 2 Inventive Inventories. (Level 4) [1/1] If you were to duplicate it to be 5 of an item instead of 1, it would be like this Bucket x 5 = 5 Buckets (Level 0) [1/4] The amount of charge time is however many items you want. If you want 2 of an item, it would be 1 charge time, and if you wanted 56 of an item, it would be 55 charge time. It's total amount wanted (including original) - 1. So yeah, add the Duplicator to the Upgrade list pls.
You succesfully upgrade the Alchemiter with the Duplicator! So, for example, the template would be this:
Random Item X Random Number = Random Number of Random Item (Level 0: 1/1)
I snipe the Godmodder while he's stunned. With Machina and Gibus hat to add insult to the injury.
The Godmodder is no longer stunned, but he makes a decoy, which you shoot! He then gets a Your Eternal Reward and stabs you in the back! Oh. It looks like he's disguised as you now. Uh...
I decide its time to use my weapon! Looking around at all the enemies, I realize something:
THERE ARE TOO MANY! I need to wipe out everything so its easier to focus on the godmodder and black monolith! I need to wipe out the PG AND AG sides! So...I go neutral! Looks like the heat wave did most of my work for me...but I need to keep the sides even so that they can wipe each other out most efficiently! And that means killing the AG-boss...
I start by shooting my Starry Night(shooting an arrow from it, not the bow itself) at the AG-boss!
Uh-oh. I guess your turning is officially complete. You reach a higher level of clarity as you become Neutral. You use Starry Night, dealing 7,500 damage to the Demonator's shields!
By the way, I have reasoned something out. The whole entity battle, except when it comes to events and in the rare case of Raposaurus Rex and TwinBuilder, is COMPLETELY POINTLESS. Thank you.
/nullpost
I create an implosion centered on the godmodder, causing all his allied entities to crash into him. I then drop a antimatter bomb in there to send all the parts flying back out.
The attack deals 2,000 damage to both Imperial Drones!
3/4 for alchemization
3/40 for the MEC
24/30 for irecreeper (ire, I helped you before that post) by giving him more chapter summaries.
4/20 for the rage mutagen
I come to assist ninjatwist in his battle against metal sonic (in return, could you help me with the MEC?). I distract metal sonic with my collector's edition xbox- something that rare would fund robotni- I mean, sigma's - plans for a month. While he's distracted I come from behind and knock him out with the obsidian bucket, then point-blank range him with the obsidian tipped terror.
You will be added as an entity! You deal 5,000 damage to Metal Sonic!
I create a INSTA-CHARGER and use it on Piono's charge to instantly complete it!
When suddenly, the OP SCALE tips over and destroys it! It only increased his MEC charge by 1, before it got destroyed.
(+1 to Piono's MEC.)
I finish the alchemization
6/40 for the MEC, I begin hooking up the power couplings... (thanks ire and opel)
26/30 for ire, I look at the epilogue, which turns out to have no relevancy, and so tear it out of the book.
5/20 for the rage mutagen, I stick in a bit of radioactive uranium based DNA, which mutates more.
I follow up on my combo on metal sonic by wiring up the purplecharged xbox into his brain, then moving him around with it to blow himself to bits with his own attacks.
Metal Sonic deals 1,000 damage to himself before he resists your control.
I say "screw secrecy" and ram a space shuttle into the Betty. because the shuttle orbits at at least 10000 feet per second, this should blow the Betty up due to physics.
Since a space shuttle is not very stealthy at all, Crockercorp Carrier Betty has enough time to deploy a shield and watch the shuttle be destroyed. But... That was Space Shuttle Columbia. As you watch, a portal to the skies of earth opens underneath the Shuttle.
(I will attack once i get a mirror. "Attack" meaning more along the lines of "A GIANT SCREAM CAUSING EVERYBODY TO LOSE CONTROL OF ENTITIES ATTACKS. FOR TWO TURNS.)
Taking hold of the mirror finally given to me, i take a good look at the picture staring at me.
*poke*
*poke*
"..."
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?"
The words echo through the server, reaching every corner of the game world. The Godmodder, Doc Scratch, the Egg Wily Zone, That guy who hacked his house to be made of bedrock, nowhere was untouched by the deafening echo, resulting in ears ringing everywhere, causing every entity (yes, every one of them) to not accept player commands (Who to attack, Which attack to use, etc.) for the next two turns.
"I blame Ramna for this. And if anyone makes a joke about this i will kill them. Twice."
Hey, at least I have earmuffs! But, I can still hear the scream. Whoa, that's pretty loud. Due to this being the 5,000th Post Attack, (pretty much) entities will not respond to what the players tell them to do next turn and the turn after that!
AA̢A̷͢A͜͞A̧A̡҉AAAAAaaaand stop. Alright. There. I think that's good. Oh. It looks like my text is permanently in red now. That's alright. ... And now it's green. Ok, what the heck is going on here?! I'm upset, I'm happy, I'm red, I'm green, I'm... Ugh. Anyways, on with the battle.
The Mailbox freezes the two players in place, so they cannot attack!
The Meteors continue their descent. However, they are low enough that the rest of the PG fleet (plus the Godmodder) can attack them! The Demonator rushes to Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, dealing a VIRUS-assisted 6,000 damage! Since 5l1n65h07 does not have the money to pay for the sue, XMSAT will be destroyed! However, right as it is about to be destroyed, Doc Scratch appears, holding the exact amount of money needed in his hand.
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just passing through, as they say."
XMSAT then deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The VIRUS subtracts -7 PHYSICS ENGINE!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys 36 Meteors! It also destroys XMSAT's Barracks! The Crockercorp Drones destroy 12 Meteors and destroy the Mega Tank's Heavy Plating! The Godmodder destroys 20 Meteors and kills all XMSAT Commanders and Medics!
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III DISABLED (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
GODMODDER: Alright, another turn over. Hello, Richard. GODMODDER: AGH! How are you so good at sneaking up on people? It's one of my many talents. Another one of my many talents is-- GODMODDER: I think we can save this conversation for another time. GODMODDER: So... Yes? GODMODDER: I'm curious about something. GODMODDER: You said that the kid in the green hoodie was the First Guardian, but not really. I did say that, didn't I. GODMODDER: Well, what did you mean by that? Ah. It's quite simple, but quite confusing if you get too far into it. Have you ever heard of a Half Guardian? GODMODDER: No, because you just made up that term yourself. Hmm. You are smart. I'll give you that much. Now, TwinBuilder is an anomaly. Since this world is not and was never meant to host a session, (because this would be another game entirely at that point) TwinBuilder is not a true First Guardian. He is merely given the powers and intellect of one for one sole purpose. This is to relay the information going on in the battlefield. GODMODDER: Is that why he's called a "Half Guardian"? Yes and no. Do you remember the first war you fought, back when everyone thought Earth was going to end? GODMODDER: Yeah. That lasted a while. I had a good run. Made people ragequit. But not the right people. GODMODDER: ... What of it? As you may remember, TwinBuilder was not around until late back then. There was another Guardian to watch over the Battlefield then. His name was TT2000. And through a process which I won't get into much detail about for the sake of boring you, after the war was over, TT2000's powers transferred back into TwinBuilder, which is why he is the Guardian now. GODMODDER: Back into? Oh, excuse me. I forgot to talk about how the Half Guardian was created. But I don't think you want to talk about that. GODMODDER: No. I have something else. GODMODDER: You told me I would find a great power. What is it? ...You want to know? GODMODDER: No, of course not. Well, why didn't you say so? GODMODDER: I'm being sarcastic, you idiot!
As am I. Haa. GODMODDER: Forget it. It's impossible to talk to you, you know that? Yes. I've tried.
As the food cart is transported into the secret base, suddenly the constructs go haywire! "OW!", I shout from the food cart. Luckily I didn't get permanent ear damage. Okay, now- Wait a minute. My sriracha chicken. MY SRIRACHA CHICKEN, NO! It begins spurting Sriracha Sauce uncontrollably, melting the supports of the tunnel! I knew using chopsticks wasn't a good idea. CAVE-IN! Ugh...
Raidriar staggers back onto the battlefield, defeated. He begins to speak his final words.
"What? No! What have *cough* you done...? This world contains *cough* far more dangers... than you can imagine *cough* in your wildest dreams. And, now... they will be coming for you... *cough*"
As The_Serpent stands triumphantly in front of my summon who gave his life in battle, attempting to vanquish the corrupt forces, he pulls the infinity Blade from Raidriar's cold grasp, obtaining the first Pro-Godmodder Spoil of War.
Raidriar the God King: Infinity Blade. Said to harbor the essence of those it kills, it can become overly powerful in the hands of a skilled warrior. At first, it will deal only 2000 damage in battle, but this will change over time as it gains more victims. If an entity is dealt the finishing blow with this weapon, it will gain more damage with each kill. For every kill it obtains, it will deal an extra 1000 damage, to a maximum of 8 kills. However, this weapon will gain extra time needed to cooldown with each kill. For every 4 kills the Infinity Blade obtains, it will need one more turn to cooldown. At first, it only needs 2 turns to cool down, and at all 8 kills, it will only take four. It's best to use this when entities have low health when first starting with it, but as kills are gained, use it in battle more frequently. Wearer: The_Serpent.
In my rage, I hand Pionoplayer my quiver of crossbow bolts and crossbow, so that he is armed with a weapon. I give Irecreeper a Construct's club, one that fell in the initial battle where the workers attempted to flee, telling him to wield it with two hands, as it's heavy (Good thing the Constructs wield it with one!). I, yelling with rage, run at Metal Sonic, swinging my ninjato sword like a madman.
/nullpost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullpost
Chapter 21!
So. Close.
*tosses pit a mirror*
Alright then, now that that's solved...
I combine an antimatter bomb with the Ballistic Bayonet.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Taking hold of the mirror finally given to me, i take a good look at the picture staring at me.
*poke*
*poke*
"..."
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?"
The words echo through the server, reaching every corner of the game world. The Godmodder, Doc Scratch, the Egg Wily Zone, That guy who hacked his house to be made of bedrock, nowhere was untouched by the deafening echo, resulting in ears ringing everywhere, causing every entity (yes, every one of them) to not accept player commands (Who to attack, Which attack to use, etc.) for the next two turns.
"I blame Ramna for this. And if anyone makes a joke about this i will kill them. Twice."
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
21/25 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
13/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
4/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire a salvo of missiles at the Ghast air support.
Alright! Epilo- hey, who tore it out?
I fire a SHARKNADO at the Godmodder.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Keep on derpin'
All items are carefully inspected. As you are discovered, you are immediately bludgeoned to death and incinterated in a massive lava disposal.
Besides, the Constructs are escorting TwinBuilder to the darkest depths of this world, where I have food in a separate chest.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The time does not matter.
*Dramatic Music Sting*
/nullpost
You ordered the UOSS to teraport away on a post that was after the post limit, so it didn't count. What part of "no posts count after the post limit" don't you get? However, the Infinite Mass Punch deals 1 damage to the Godmodder!
The Mega Tank recieves +2,000 Max HP!
Uh... You... You might want to get a mirror.
"For now, let's say that I'm not on your side."
Alright. I guess I'm heading underground. The Constructs will try to stop Metal Sonic from attacking this turn!
You arrive at Shadows Complex as an entity!
Did... Did anyone else hear that noise?
No?
I guess it was just me.
Your entities will do as you say.
The Mailbox is currently in the Furthest Ring! The VIRUS loses -25 SECURITY INTEGRITY! It starts shuddering erratically... If I remember right, upon summoning, YOU said that the had a chance to raise ONE AG's attack power OR lower ONE PG's attack power. Tagon's Toughs will be removed from the battlefield.
Crusher48 stated that upon destruction, the UOSS would destroy ALL entities. Be glad I nerfed that a little. Raidriar will use Berserk!
You destroy 6 Meteors!
You got the CHARGED BAYONET! A bayonet that can shoot electric spikes that can conduct a redstone current. It can also just shoot regular ammo, too.
You got PALUTENA'S BLUDGEONER! It can function as a bow, but upon breaking it in half, which would normally form blades, it forms hammers that you can use to, what else, bludgeon enemies!
Raidriar the God King KILLED! He falls to the ground, looking up at the meteors, enemy and ally, and the giant multiversal invasion. He wonders how it will all end...
Alright, enough drama.
Red Suit of Death OR Miniature Alchemiter = From Lead To Gold (Clothing Alchemy)
You got FROM LEAD TO GOLD! It appears this suit is mostly white, with some alchemiter decals. The right sleeve is gold in color, and the left sleeve is more brown, like lead.
2,000 damage!
1 damage!
Just...
How long did that take you to type?
4,500 damage!
12 Meteors destroyed!
He didn't shoot the crossbows yet!
You use the Rapidfire Bow! Ghast Air Support killed!
Raidriar, sadly, is dead.
2,000 damage!
Vote added!
The Mailbox is back on the Battlefield! It will freeze two entities and will ruin the accuracy of entities.
Purplecharged XBOX AND Obsidian-Tipped Terror = Electric Onslaught (Level 4: 1/5)
You destroy all your electrical alchemizations (there really is a lot of them)! The Mega Tank will attack
Crockercorp Carrier Betty! In the meantime, you deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
The && (AND) way fuses both of the objects together and behaves like both of them. For example: Hammer && Green Slime Ghost Pogo = Pogo Hammer. The || (OR) way takes the function of one of the objects and applies it to the shape of another. For example: Hammer || Green Slime Ghost Pogo = Hammerhead Pogo.
You use the Hivemind CPU! It summons a TIE-Sentry which will defend the Wily Egg Zone.
The Mega Tank has not fired any missiles yet, so the entire attack fails!
You succesfully upgrade the Alchemiter with the Duplicator! So, for example, the template would be this:
Random Item X Random Number = Random Number of Random Item (Level 0: 1/1)
The Godmodder is no longer stunned, but he makes a decoy, which you shoot! He then gets a Your Eternal Reward and stabs you in the back! Oh. It looks like he's disguised as you now. Uh...
Metal Sonic evades the arrows!
Uh-oh. I guess your turning is officially complete. You reach a higher level of clarity as you become Neutral. You use Starry Night, dealing 7,500 damage to the Demonator's shields!
...You have a point.
You have a point.
Vote added! However, he will be Neutral. Crockercorp Carrier Betty shoots down Captain Falcon before he can Falcon Punch!
The attack deals 2,000 damage to both Imperial Drones!
It works! You deal 2,500 damage!
You will be added as an entity! You deal 5,000 damage to Metal Sonic!
#5k
#hype
#360noscope
Metal Sonic deals 1,000 damage to himself before he resists your control.
Since a space shuttle is not very stealthy at all, Crockercorp Carrier Betty has enough time to deploy a shield and watch the shuttle be destroyed. But... That was Space Shuttle Columbia. As you watch, a portal to the skies of earth opens underneath the Shuttle.
...Oh.
Yes! It's POST 5,000!! I bet there's gonna be a really, really cool... attack...
...
You wasted it. You wasted it on a freaking nullpost.
You...
You...
You little... Ÿ̰̥̯̤̲̘̩̑ͧ̈̉ợ̸̞̯̈̊͋͝u̸̼̳̰ͭ̇̿ͭ ͖͍̼̥̲͒ͪͨ̅̌̓͞͞i̳̮̖̤ͬͭͭ͐ͦ̒͢͞ͅď̡̢͇̙̝͚͕̭̭̍̑̅̇ỉ͇̞͎̞ͣͦ̄ͥ͆͗̌ͮ́ȯ̷͔̞̜̟͎̑͆̀̍͘t̮̠̲̩̞̝͍ͣ̏̉͆ͨ̄̚͝͠!̵̨̠͚̼̻̟̝͎̈́͗̄̀ ̶̧̜̻̜̪̬̏͛̾ͭ̋͂ͫY͈͖̳̟̫̮̬̿̅̆̽ͨ̚ǫ̼̹͉̺̈̓̈́̄́ú̵̴̹̥̝̰̅̒̌'̧̧̨̮̲̯̑͆̊͆̑r̦̘̹̥̳̼͍̝͐̀͂͌ͯ̎̍͟e̫ͧ̋͆̅̿͗̌ͭ̏́ ͔̒̃̓̀s̠͇̙̻͎̪̜̯̖ͯ̐͟͝ṷ̴̜̮̯͈͇͂ͪ̇̓̇ͭ̊̏̾p͍̥̮̳͂͆̍͋ͦp̏̇ͩ͏̭͎́͝oͪ̇̔̄̇͆͛͏͙̳̭s̩̰̰̉̑̒̉̃̀ẻ̥̮̥͙̯̭̠ͩͫ͊ͥͦ͐̚ͅdͬͥ̄̌̃ͮ҉̠̼̰̞̥ ͉̩̪͓̚t̷̸̥̻̝̖̙̗̞͒ͭ͂ͤ͒ͥo̗͙̮̦̻̬̬͎̓̌̾͆̌̌ ̤̰͈̂͆͂͋̀͡ų͈͎̭̤̼̙̮̭̥ͫͥ̆̃͒s̡̪̟̓ͦͣ͆̌̑̍̑êͭ̾̉͏͓͚̣̳̪͚ͅ ̸̛̜ͩ̓̉̀t̷̝̦̪̮̳̟͗͌͑̈͊h̥̥̯̩͕̔̽̉͗ͅa̷̸̶̩̫͖̣̦̮͎̳̗ͣ̽̏ͫͮt̰͎͇͋̌ͣ́ ̖̲̫̤͙̇ͦ̄ͧͯͮ̊fͥ̿̉̀̃ͭ͂̚̚͏̷̫̞̺̼͍͘o̻͕͈̺̣̻̰̥͑ͦ͑͑ͣͫ͜ŕ̫͍̻̞̠̰̚ ̡͓͔͈̰͇̅͋̃̕a̶̜̥̤̼͉̱͔͒ͣ͗͘͡ ̙̯̭̟͇ͩͥ̂͛̋̾͡S̱͌̑P̧͉̟͌͑͂͗͑͋ͨ̄͟Ȩ̶̣͇̯̗̖̩̤̒ͦͅC̴̛̗ͯͣ̅̑I̛̳̞͙̒̄̏͒̏͝À̖̲̭̠̬͖̫̩̻͂̾ͭ͒̆ͩ̔͡L̸̢̠̫͎̯̦̏̿̊̋͠ ̡͈̗̰̮͍ͯͮẠ͙̜͈̥̝̖̱̲ͪT̶̠̪̞͇̹́̿ͪ͆ͣ̀T͎̙̹̳̦̙̊ͣ̋͂A̟͈ͦͬ͊͂̈́ͬͩ͌ͤ́ͅC̨̬̙̲̥̝̩̈̋̎̋̚K̩͕̪̱̭̦̍̾͊̄͜͜!̮̹̹̼̜͓ͪͩ̂̽̔̑ ̡̪͂̊̑̐͡͝Ả͌̈͠͏̙̩̪͇ͅN̷̘̼̥͇̳͈̗̊̊ͅD̤̙̓̓ͧ͒̃̑̄ͣ ̭̱͎̬͍̙̺͓͗ͦ̈Ȳ̛̲̼̙̲̘̼̲̐ͪ̉͊O̶̗͇ͬͪ͊͗ͩͥͭ͋́͟U̇̒͒͐ͭ̊̾҉̢̪̳̭̠̲͈͉̺̲!̲̱͇̝̼̋!̞̫̱ͤ͞ ̉̂͐ͫ͞͏͖̣̣͇̳͡Y̟͚̯̖̣͋̈̍̿͢͜O̸̢̪͓̟͚̭͐̋́ͦ͛͗͊͞Ȕ̡̘̆́̚̕ ̨̬̰̙ͭ͊ͩ̃̎͟W͛͌̾͂̋҉̗̘͔̯͚̕A̸̧͔̱̦̯̔̐S̢̪̯̝̺̰̦̀ͯT̻̜̫̥̱̤̗̣̤ͫ͋̄͡Ȩ̟̰̦͙̮̱̞̭͉ͥ̐͟D͛̓ͮ̒͌͏̘̰̘͚̦͇͈͘͜ ͇͕͙̹̞͎ͫ̐ͨ͑ͦ̑̍̆͘͟I̸̸̤̬̩̯͉ͧ͐͗́ͪͯ͌̚T̶͂̑̈́̀̌͆ͬ̄҉̟̯̗͔̥̤̹!ͭ̽ͪ̓͏͓̩̳͇͜ ̲̟̭̙̹̫ͯͮ̂̀̚ͅͅAͩ͐͏̷͔͉̬͈̀Ȃ̿̓ͥ̊̅͌̍ͨ͏̛͇͈͞Ā̠̗̬̮͛͊ͧ̕͢Ạ̩̹̦̦̱ͨ̈́ͯ͞ͅĄ̴͚͚̗̰̯̀͌̎̈́͗͗̉͜À̦͕͙̼ͤ̌ͪ̏ͯ̉A̷̪̤̬̞̼͒͒̓̂͢͠Ă͕̍ͧ̔ͫ̏̚͜͠Ả͑̈́͊́̄͟͏̠̰͓̥̣͠Ã̯̻̰͇͍ͤͭ́̈ͧ̓͝Ȁ̸̧̢͓̳̼͗͑̋̓̈́ͬ̚Á̼̜̫͕̃̓͘͞͝A̲̲̳̙̔̽͟͝A̹̬͑̈́ͣͬ͒̚ͅA̘̺͔̓ͩ͊ͯ̔̈́̈́͞Ả̱͕͝A̔ͪ͏̝̦̕͝A͈͉͉̲͇̭̠ͫ̒͊ͮ̑͛̚͡ͅA̠̠͇͚̲̜̼̦͔͌̒̐̓G̶̯̲̍̆́̑̕H̸̸͚̥̟̗͈̬̭̱͖̓͝!̻͚͍̞͖ͩ̽ͪ̋́ͮ̽̚͘͠!̅ͦ͐̿͡͏̸̥̳̳̘
ERROR: TWINBUILDER CANNOT BE FOUND. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. E̪͆ͨ̔ͅR̒̊̉̇ͪͪ͂͝R͔̤̹̭̝O͉͔ͯͣͬ̔R̿̉͂̌͊̎̍͟.͐ͤ̾̉
You toss Pit a mirror!
Antimatter Bomb AND Ballistic Bayonet = Antimatter Bayonet (Level 5: 1/6)
Hey, at least I have earmuffs! But, I can still hear the scream. Whoa, that's pretty loud. Due to this being the 5,000th Post Attack, (pretty much) entities will not respond to what the players tell them to do next turn and the turn after that!
It is dead!
Don't look at me like that.
End-of-Turn Battle:
ER̷̴R̵̶̢̡̕O͏R̨͘͢͡͞ ͡È͝͝Ŗ̵̷͢҉R̢̡͘̕Ơ̵̵̕R̸͟ ̶̸̵͞͡Ę̸̴͞R̛͏̷̀Ŗ͟͡͠O̧͢҉͏R̸̶͘͞͞ ̶͏T̷̢̕͝WINBUILDER LOST / SEARCHING / ... / TWINBUILDER FOUND
I... I ̕͡n҉e͏͏eḑ̶ ҉̶͟t͘͠o.̧.͟.̕͘ ͞҉Į͏ ̶t̕͜҉hi̷͠͡n͢͡k̶̢ ́I̴͘͢ ́͜j̧͞u͢s͞t͟ ͡҉n͟͝é͠͞e̴d͠ ̢ţo ̡͜r͏͠e҉͢l͞a̴̧x́́.͢ ̢́Y͞҉é̷a̸͟h̶.́͢ J҉̶̀ų͠s̀͟҉t̡ ͏r͜é̛ļ̶́a҉A̡Ą̕À͟A̶͠AA̧̡͢A̴͠A͠A̕͜͞
AA̢A̷͢A͜͞A̧A̡҉AAAAAaaaand stop. Alright. There. I think that's good. Oh. It looks like my text is permanently in red now. That's alright. ... And now it's green. Ok, what the heck is going on here?! I'm upset, I'm happy, I'm red, I'm green, I'm... Ugh. Anyways, on with the battle.
The Mailbox freezes the two players in place, so they cannot attack!
The Meteors continue their descent. However, they are low enough that the rest of the PG fleet (plus the Godmodder) can attack them! The Demonator rushes to Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, dealing a VIRUS-assisted 6,000 damage! Since 5l1n65h07 does not have the money to pay for the sue, XMSAT will be destroyed! However, right as it is about to be destroyed, Doc Scratch appears, holding the exact amount of money needed in his hand.
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just passing through, as they say."
XMSAT then deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The VIRUS subtracts -7 PHYSICS ENGINE!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys 36 Meteors! It also destroys XMSAT's Barracks! The Crockercorp Drones destroy 12 Meteors and destroy the Mega Tank's Heavy Plating! The Godmodder destroys 20 Meteors and kills all XMSAT Commanders and Medics!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, ???.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Meteoric Barrage: [AG] Meteors: 867/1,000. Descent: III 3
Demonator: [AG BOSS] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 10,000/25,000 HP. Shield Integrity: 70%. Ubercharge: Idle. Ubercharge Integrity: IIIIIII Electricity: 3,500/4,000.
X.M.S.A.T.: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/15,000. (x0.) Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Barracks: 0/10,000. (x0.) Tech Research: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Recognizer Factories: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
X.M.S.A.T. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: 500/500 HP. (x20.) Recognizers: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.)
X.M.S.A.T. Leaders: [AG] Sargeants: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x5.) General Alex: 2,500/2,500 HP.
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000. Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x2.) Heavy Plating: 0/5000 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 20,500/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 51,750/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 51,350/150,000.
Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance: [PG] HP: 37,000/40,000.
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism: [PG] HP: 32,000/40,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: billnyethe/scienceguy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 88%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 65%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 25% (REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!)
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 37%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 18,000/25,000.
Creeper Demolitions: [AG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Loses 1,000 HP every time they attack.
Spider Operatives: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Attacks have a 75% chance to poison.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 14,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to all mobs every round.
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.) Specials: Is being barricaded.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 8,750/20,000. Generator: 10,000/10,000.
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
TIE-Sentry: [N]
Shadows Complex:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 76,500/100,000. Regen: IIIII
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22,000/25,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 2,250/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
GODMODDER: Alright, another turn over.
Hello, Richard.
GODMODDER: AGH! How are you so good at sneaking up on people?
It's one of my many talents. Another one of my many talents is--
GODMODDER: I think we can save this conversation for another time.
GODMODDER: So...
Yes?
GODMODDER: I'm curious about something.
GODMODDER: You said that the kid in the green hoodie was the First Guardian, but not really.
I did say that, didn't I.
GODMODDER: Well, what did you mean by that?
Ah. It's quite simple, but quite confusing if you get too far into it.
Have you ever heard of a Half Guardian?
GODMODDER: No, because you just made up that term yourself.
Hmm. You are smart. I'll give you that much.
Now, TwinBuilder is an anomaly. Since this world is not and was never meant to host a session, (because this would be another game entirely at that point) TwinBuilder is not a true First Guardian. He is merely given the powers and intellect of one for one sole purpose.
This is to relay the information going on in the battlefield.
GODMODDER: Is that why he's called a "Half Guardian"?
Yes and no. Do you remember the first war you fought, back when everyone thought Earth was going to end?
GODMODDER: Yeah. That lasted a while. I had a good run. Made people ragequit.
But not the right people.
GODMODDER: ... What of it?
As you may remember, TwinBuilder was not around until late back then. There was another Guardian to watch over the Battlefield then.
His name was TT2000.
And through a process which I won't get into much detail about for the sake of boring you, after the war was over, TT2000's powers transferred back into TwinBuilder, which is why he is the Guardian now.
GODMODDER: Back into?
Oh, excuse me. I forgot to talk about how the Half Guardian was created. But I don't think you want to talk about that.
GODMODDER: No. I have something else.
GODMODDER: You told me I would find a great power. What is it?
...You want to know?
GODMODDER: No, of course not.
Well, why didn't you say so?
GODMODDER: I'm being sarcastic, you idiot!
As am I. Haa.
GODMODDER: Forget it. It's impossible to talk to you, you know that?
Yes. I've tried.
Either way, my little "NO CONTROL FOR YOU" yell technically does count.
This concludes this nullpost.
/nullpost
( 28 / 30 )
Alright! Epilo- hey, who tore it out?
I fire a SHARKNADO at the Godmodder.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
22/40
Dispenserifle completed!
As the food cart is transported into the secret base, suddenly the constructs go haywire! "OW!", I shout from the food cart. Luckily I didn't get permanent ear damage. Okay, now- Wait a minute. My sriracha chicken. MY SRIRACHA CHICKEN, NO! It begins spurting Sriracha Sauce uncontrollably, melting the supports of the tunnel! I knew using chopsticks wasn't a good idea. CAVE-IN! Ugh...
How I do that, you ask? Well... let's just say I have a modified Medi Gun.
Raidriar staggers back onto the battlefield, defeated. He begins to speak his final words.
"What? No! What have *cough* you done...? This world contains *cough* far more dangers... than you can imagine *cough* in your wildest dreams. And, now... they will be coming for you... *cough*"
As The_Serpent stands triumphantly in front of my summon who gave his life in battle, attempting to vanquish the corrupt forces, he pulls the infinity Blade from Raidriar's cold grasp, obtaining the first Pro-Godmodder Spoil of War.
Raidriar the God King: Infinity Blade. Said to harbor the essence of those it kills, it can become overly powerful in the hands of a skilled warrior. At first, it will deal only 2000 damage in battle, but this will change over time as it gains more victims. If an entity is dealt the finishing blow with this weapon, it will gain more damage with each kill. For every kill it obtains, it will deal an extra 1000 damage, to a maximum of 8 kills. However, this weapon will gain extra time needed to cooldown with each kill. For every 4 kills the Infinity Blade obtains, it will need one more turn to cooldown. At first, it only needs 2 turns to cool down, and at all 8 kills, it will only take four. It's best to use this when entities have low health when first starting with it, but as kills are gained, use it in battle more frequently. Wearer: The_Serpent.
In my rage, I hand Pionoplayer my quiver of crossbow bolts and crossbow, so that he is armed with a weapon. I give Irecreeper a Construct's club, one that fell in the initial battle where the workers attempted to flee, telling him to wield it with two hands, as it's heavy (Good thing the Constructs wield it with one!). I, yelling with rage, run at Metal Sonic, swinging my ninjato sword like a madman.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
E.P.I.C. Tank
23/40
I close my Problem Sleuth books, and begin the ritual...
( 2 / 6 )
Antimatter Bayonet...
I use my newly acquired club to bash Metal Sonic's face in.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
E.P.I.C. Tank
24/40
I text Irecreeper how to do the ritual.
30/30