Twin, just a sidenote, I'm expecting Raidriar to start using Turning Cleave right about now, sinc he's past 2/3 of his health. If you need to keep track of passives and such, keep them in notes, or under the entity's current stats in the battlefield, so everyone can view them.
I load a crossbow as I call for backup constructs, and I start shouting into a massive doorway to bring Twinbuilder as far as possible into the SCCS (Shadows Complex Central Structure).
Yes, Raidriar will start using Turning Cleave. I do keep track of entities' stats and other things in a Word document. Around the point where Hickam Field was added, I realized I needed a document like that.
Oooh, where are we going? It looks a little mysterious...
Quest: 14/40
Examining ancient tome...
Alchemy: COMPLEEETE!
By the way, that was the Boom Stick Scope && Windows Stop Working.
Firstly, Soulless Serpent barrages the Meteors with this new weapon, flying up into space to hit them!
Then, the Crockercorp Invasion continues with DRONE WAVE TWO! The Crockercorp Imperial Drones Moirallegiance and Auspistice appear!
Finally, get ready...
Click the spoiler.
CLICK THE SPOILER ALREADY!
On my quest, I find a mysterious old tome. Inside, I find a prophecy. And no, this is NOT the final goal of my quest.
The prophecy states that a long time ago, when Minecraftia was still ripe in its Indev stage, there was a Godmodder. Not our Godmodder, but a different, far older one. This Godmodder was so good at godmodding that he even managed once to make Herobrine rage-quit. Not that Herobrine is a match for OUR Godmodder, but that he managed to strike fear in the heart of that THING, is truly spectacular. He was so good that he was elevated beyond the normal scale, to the fabled rank of Psi Godmodder.
But alas, Notch managed to delete his account, strip him of his infinite alts, and permanently ban him from every single site related to Minecraft. This was done by use of the Disc of Mojang, an ancient disk that belonged to Notch. It could do many things, notably banning a player from everything, but it could only do each thing once. And thus, it was very precious. This Godmodder tried with all his hacking skills to breach the wall, but the Disc was a powerful thing. His efforts were in vain.
But before he retired, he issued a prophecy. "There will be a Godmodder. This Godmodder will be one of a kind, and he will restore my legacy. He will become the next Psi Godmodder. In order to be the true one, he must gather up the Ancestral Artifacts, and use them as he will. He must defeat a band of players, and he must, uh, follow the plot a mysterious fellow named the GM sets for him! That most of all! So sayeth the last Psi Godmodder!"
I close the tome. Wow. I am so surprised that I don't even notice that I had been reading aloud, and that I had also been speaking into a microphone leading to the battlefield, and that the volume setting was turned up to x657500 Jet Plane. This causes everybody's eardrums to break. I realize that I have the Ancestral Artifacts! But I know I am not the one mentioned in the prophecy, if it is real. If the prophecy speaks true, it must be... It must be... Well, you know. I immediately begin to create a portal, not noticing the TNT beside me.
The explosion can be heard for miles.
Is the prophecy true or not, I wonder? Not know what I'm talking about? THEN READ THE SPOILER!
Oh, looks like I forgot to add that particular alchemy. Looking back, it was:
Palutena's Bow AND Windows Stop Working = Palutena's Bludgeoner (Level 5)
And I remember that also being at 5/6.
Souless Serpent destroys 7 meteors!
The Crockercorp Drones Moirallegiance and Auspisticism appear!
The Godmodder reads the prophecy with shaking hands! He had heard of the Psi Godmodder, but never realized the legend was real...he has to get those Ancestral Artifacts!
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
17/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
9/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire the Egg Annihilator Beam at the Skeleton Rangers.
The EggSWATS build a small Barricade for defense.
The Skeleton Rangers are already dead!
A barrier appears! The next attack against the EggSWATS will fail!
Funny how the UOSS lasts for 20+ Turns, and T.O.U.G.H. lasts for like 7, then gets replaced.. And the UOSS still is in the battlefield. Oh well, either way, T.O.U.G.H. will be rebuilt because if I get the money, I will rebuild T.O.U.G.H. and if I don't, then I'll overtake command of the XMSAT. Either Way, I'm still happy!
I then give TwinBuilder a potion of Regeneration XX for 3 seconds.
7 turns? I'm not so sure. Either way, the UOSS will be gone this turn anyway.
I go up to someone with a red name, and slap the gorilla out of them.
I also tell everyone that we have 10 more posts left, and post #4946 will be the final post, unless there are more nullposts or something. Anyways, that's the reminder. Post #4946 Is The FINAL Post
You go up to Mario and slap the gorilla out of him!
37/40 for my really big tank. Why do I never get help...
I take all of my electrical items and charge a great electrical storm, as for a reason yet to be revealed, I will be destroying them soon. It isn't the storm though. 1/3
I finish my collector's edition xbox!
Menno's tank: 16/40
15/30 for irecreeper's... thing.
The mailbox is 2/3 of the way down now...
You got the LIMITED EDITION XBOX! It is a special golden XBOX 360 with quite a few games pre-installed on it.
38/40 for really big tank
2/3 for electrical storm
I combine purplestone dust and collector's edition xbox 1/3
Menno's tank 17/40
16/30 for irecreeper.
Purplestone Dust AND Limited Edition XBOX = Purplecharged XBOX (Level 2: 1/3)
TwinBuilder, my job is to prevent the prophecy from becoming true. After all, Doc Scratch is our enemy, right?
I load another bolt and take aim at Metal Sonic.
"What you players don't seem to get about this is that it isn't a prophecy; it's what needs to happen if you want to get out of this situation alive. It's what needs to happen for this to remain the alpha timeline. It's what needs to happen if you want this to be a stable time loop.
And it just happens that's also what my employer, my employee, and I want."
39/40 for the really big tank
3/3
A massive electrical space storm strikes through the entire crockercorp fleet, causing massive EMP blasts throughout all three ships, dealing massive amounts of damage coupled with rampant systems outages.
2/3 for my new alchemization.
Menno's tank 18/40
17/30 for irecreeper.
Well, I am aware of that, but I too don't think that everyone should just pick on you. Besides, if you face off against the Godmodder, you may or may not die in the process.
Mega tank summoned!
Mega tank hp: 15000/15000 hp
missile racks: 1000/1000 hp x4
cannons: 1500/1500 hp x2
heavy plating: 5000/5000 hp
railgun: 2500/2500 hp
mysterious silhouette: 3/3 hp
The mega tank itself is very large and can run over small entities, the missile racks, cannons, and railgun are all weapons. the railgun and mysterious entity cannot be targeted until the heavy plating gets asploded, and the mysterious silhouette provides and unknown buff to the tank. Note: the tank has a couple of nasty powers that make it worth the 40 post charge, but for right now, the hp is constant with its current power. Yes, it has a way to get stronger.
anyways, I finish my new alchemization after giving twin a restorative jolt with my electric alchemizations
Menno's tank: 19/40
18/30 for irecreeper.
The Mega Tank appears!
You got the PURPLECHARGED XBOX! A special purple XBOX that can also conduct redstone current.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
18/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
10/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire rocket propelled water cannons at the Endermens.
The Wily Egg drops a few Egg Pods...wait a minute, EggSWATS are coming out of the pods, oh well, it is benefiting me anyway.
"Tagon, the UOSS is going down. though the primary objective has failed, we need to prevent the cataclysmic explosion from a UOSS impact. Teraport the UOSS away from the planet, no exceptions, DO IT NOW!
UOSS Actions: none because of the teraport interference.
Virus Actions: Virus attacks physics engine.
Tagon's Toughs Actions: the TAG teraports out with the UOSS, bringing both to the deepspace zone. enough mass is consumed off of the powerplants, thruster mounts, and redundant systems to destroy those, but the ship is no longer in danger of impacting. repairs are at half rate for balancing, and it could eventually return to the battle if all 4 thruster mounts are repaired, but until then it can only fight targets in the deepspace zone and is permanently destroyed if all modules are taken out.
Wily Egg Invasion: the mobile dungeon only repairs 1 mob type at a time. it can repair dead mob groups though.
Note: Since I am playing Starquest a lot recently, I may post less than usual. Even if the post limit blocked this post, I did order Tagon to teraport the UOSS out right before impact anyways, so he should do that to prevent an explosion.
S.A.M. is frozen, as usual. The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM is almost out of the Furthest Ring!
Scratch and Grounder deal 1,500 damage to S.A.M.! The Lava Lizard tries to attack me but is stopped by the Constructs and Colossi!
Everyone stares in horror as the UOSS descends onto the Battlefield! The hulking 100-post charge has finally met its match. Players stop screaming at the Godmodder and scream at the UOSS! All the members of the Invasion stop what they're doing and stare, almost daring the UOSS to not crash. Even the Godmodder looks on at the carnage.
However, Tagon's Tough has nothing to fear! With their teraport technology, they will send the UOSS to deep space and save everyone. The crew presses the button necessary to do so...
...and presses it again!
And again!
And ag---
The crew stares out the window in disbelief as the Godmodder, witch a manical grin, begins jamming their signal!
They gulp.
A deafening, white-hot, gigantic, and server lagging BOOM cascades throughout the Battlefield, leaving a giant crater right in the middle of the choas! Spare parts, plating, and weapons, go flying, pockmarking the landscape. The Godmodder's own rollback program probably couldn't fix this.
Then the heat and shockwave hit.
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S.A.M. destroyed!
Scratch and Grounder killed!
Lava Lizard killed!
Both players killed! They use up two respawns each!
30,000 damage to Raidriar!
Titan Vinta destroyed!
Infinity Seal Breaker killed!
Tagon's Tough's Mixed Ground Force killed!
Sriracha Chicken killed!
X.M.S.A.T.'s Shields and Generators destroyed!
Crockercorp Battalions Strife, Starkiller, and Aggrieve destroyed!
Mighty Mozarella killed!
Godmodder stunned!
Every entity, alive or not, on a sidequest or not, is too scared to do anything this turn!
Objection! I ordered the Tagon's Toughs to teraport the UOSS away to prevent an explosion, and that order stands across turns. also, they would do it anyways to prevent their employer from reducing their pay. If that is ignored, I do a No-Holds-Barred-Beatdown on the godmodder, then hit him with an Infinite Mass Punch so hard that he flies out the other side of the planet and into the sun.
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Reposting because this went over the post limit...
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Don't read my comic for me- What? Oh. A plot summary. Thanks! So chapter 13 / 22...
To say thanks for Piono's help, I toss an HPup to his tank, increasing the max HP value of some things.
"Need backup right now! This thing's not the easiest thing in the world to fight! Bring Twin into the secret bunker, where I've stocked mining supplies. Dig in a downward spiral, avoiding all hazards!"
Also, isn't Doc Scratch our enemy? Does he not side with the Godmodder? If so, I will not be decieved by his speeches.
I'm expecting Constructs to arrive, and aim at Metal Sonic with what seems like a crossbow full of arrows, hoping to intimidate it.
I send a text to some of my Angolian slaves, ordering to dig in a downward spiral. Also, I have the Sriracha Chicken in my pocket, so it can't be killed right now.
A little *donk* is heard from the food supplies cart in the escort of TwinBuilder, followed by an "ow!".
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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
18/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
10/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
1/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire my Egg Annihilator beam at Spider Operatives.
Metal Sonic is not fased, it unleashes its most powerful attack on NinjaTwist... Maximum Overdrive Attack!!!
I put on earplugs, take the Mailbox, then bash the godmodder with it until the mailbox breaks. Meanwhile....
1/20 Rage Mutagen
Virus Actions: The Virus, enraged at the loss of the UOSS, loses 25% security integrity but then does a nasty hit to the physics engine (due to physics engine damage, ALL AG attacks have a chance to deal extra damage, and ALL PG attacks have a chance to deal less damage, which Twinbuilder is failing to keep track of.
Tagon's Toughs' Actions: After recovering surviving crew, the TAG teraports away to regenerate shields. it will return when I say so, because I only cut half their pay, not their whole pay.
There's a reason I was keeping my distance, Sigmatw.
I attempt to blast Metal Sonic with crossbow bolts, loading as fast as I can without making a mistake, regardless of aim, all the while calling for backup.
Also, holy mother of...
Jeez, is it fair to play with our summons like that?
Raidriar knocks all weapons aside, and jumps down, ready to fight until his last moments on this battlefield.
As Raidriar is at 1/3 of his health, he prepares for Berserk.
Oh, wait... You know that massive weapon I used? Oh, yes...
Godmodder, you have not realized I have deployed over 900 meteors headed straight towards your forces? You may have dealt the AG side a near-death blow, but as you will soon realize, I will always have the last laugh! Those puny ships you have are doomed! Ahahahaha!
Pateluna's Bludgeoner finished! Soulless Serpent immediately jumps at Raidriar and throws the hammer at him! Raidriar will probably block this, but what he didn't think of was Soulless Serpent stabbing him in the back with the XBlades after teleporting behind him. And if he doesn't block, then Soulless Serpent still stabs him.
Alchemy Serpent's ALCHEMY OF THE DAY SHOP is now open! He will produce unique alchemy items for any player that requests them without them needing to charge, though they can help, so long as they boost the Quest charge each time they request an item. Alchemy Serpent quickly realizes this shop is completely pointless. He starts referring to himself in the first person.
I decide to try my hand at clothing alchemy again. I figure that eventually, something cool must come out of it. So far I have:
The Crosscircle - Green suit with XBOX 360 logo. No effect.
Silver Crosscircle - Self evident. No effect.
Red Suit of Death - Red Suit. Of Death. Enhances crit chance.
Don't Bleed On the Suits - Tuxedo with bloodstain. No known effect.
I do Red Suit of Death OR Miniature Alchemiter to see if I'll get some alchemy-related suit. Maybe it will even help me wih alchemy somehow!
"Quick, While The Godmodder is Stunned!!" I gather supplies: One Full Set Of Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, One Steel Bat, 20,000 Bottles Of 4 Year Old Alcohol, One Splash Potion Of Sleepiness for 5 Hours, 500-Yards Of Rope, 50-Yards Of Tape, 5,000,000 Magicial Ender Crystals, Taken From The End, 60,000,000 Pressure Plates, 7.6 Trillion String, and Lots and Lots Of Redstone, then I run up to the Godmodder, and tackle him using my Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, knocking him to the ground, when then I whack his 'sensitive' part of him, the (you know what) of a guy, where he screams in pain, with his mouth wide open. While he's screaming, I pour a lot, and I mean A LOT of Alcohol down his mouth, through his throat, and into his stomach. While he's going crazy, I throw a sleepiness splash potion at him, causing him to fall asleep, where I then tie up his arms and legs with 500 Yards of rope, and Quadruple Tie It With An Impossible To Escape Knot. After that, I use the Tape and make sure he is taped up good, and then I place pressure plates for two hundred thousand blocks in any direction, with redstone under each and every one of them, and I also hook up Tripwires in crisscross patterns up to height 1,000 and for two hundred thousand blocks in all directions, and hooked up with redstone, then I take the redstone and hook it up to a piece of TNT which is right next to the 5,000,000 Ender Crystals that I took from the End when the Ender Dragon was too busy having sex with the Wither. The Ender Crystals are right next to the Godmodder's drunk asleep body, and then I tell everyone to back away, as far away as possible. This plan is full proof, because the knots are impossible to undo, and if undone, the tape will hold him tied up, and if he escapes the tape, then he will set off the pressure plates, and if he evades the pressure plates, then the tripwires will get set off, and once that redstone gets activated, it will set off that TNT which will set off an Ender Crystal, which will blow up, making another Ender Crystal blow up, and the process continues, so that millions of Ender Crystals will blow up within 20 seconds, making the GM's computer lag so bad, that he will be without Minecraft, or anything else on his computer for not minutes, not hours, not days, not weeks, not months, not years, not decades, not centuries, not millenniums, not epochs, not periods, not eras, but yet for several trillion eons, so far into the future, that not even the sun will live to see it. And if none of that works, I kick the Godmodder, dealing loads of damage!
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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
19/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
11/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
2/10 EggSWAT factory
Metal Sonic's Maximum overdrive allows him to blast through the crossbows you shot at him and he can go Mach 1 speeds, you cant.
My computer's currently downloading a graphics driver. Hold on a sec.
The kittens overwhelm Mighty Mozarella, dealing 4,000 damage!
You destroy 12 of them!
A Kitten Tornado appears!
Heavy-Projectiled Bow AND Computer = Dispenserifle (Level 3: 1/4)
The potion lands in a bucket of milk, destroying it!
Yes, Raidriar will start using Turning Cleave. I do keep track of entities' stats and other things in a Word document. Around the point where Hickam Field was added, I realized I needed a document like that.
Oooh, where are we going? It looks a little mysterious...
Oh, looks like I forgot to add that particular alchemy. Looking back, it was:
Palutena's Bow AND Windows Stop Working = Palutena's Bludgeoner (Level 5)
And I remember that also being at 5/6.
Souless Serpent destroys 7 meteors!
The Crockercorp Drones Moirallegiance and Auspisticism appear!
The Godmodder reads the prophecy with shaking hands! He had heard of the Psi Godmodder, but never realized the legend was real...he has to get those Ancestral Artifacts!
You use the Anti-Matter Bomb!
(33)
It deals 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty and Titan Vinta!
I was considering doing that, so if you want it, I will add it.
The rest of the Drones are destroyed!
Fixed now.
5,000 damage!
The Demonator unleashes a giant dog to scare the cat away!
Skeleton Rangers killed! They throw a cork in the Red Barrels before dying, preventing your next attack with it from working.
The Skeleton Rangers are already dead!
A barrier appears! The next attack against the EggSWATS will fail!
7 turns? I'm not so sure. Either way, the UOSS will be gone this turn anyway.
Hey, thanks! Nom nom nom. I gain 2,500 HP!
I'm being escorted!
Wow, thanks! That Homewrecker sure is useful.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Infinity Seal Breaker!
You deal 3,000 damage!
...What the...? Looks like that one SCP that I can't remember is here.
3 Strife Battalion Soldiers killed!
The Lava Lizard will attack the Demonator!
You go up to Mario and slap the gorilla out of him!
You unleash a raging inferno, dealing 7,500 damage to the Demonator's shields!
You got the LIMITED EDITION XBOX! It is a special golden XBOX 360 with quite a few games pre-installed on it.
Titan V will bro-bunp Soldier Battalion Aggrieve!
Purplestone Dust AND Limited Edition XBOX = Purplecharged XBOX (Level 2: 1/3)
"What you players don't seem to get about this is that it isn't a prophecy; it's what needs to happen if you want to get out of this situation alive. It's what needs to happen for this to remain the alpha timeline. It's what needs to happen if you want this to be a stable time loop.
And it just happens that's also what my employer, my employee, and I want."
Metal Sonic dodges the attack!
Oh NO you don't! I've got Fire Protection M Armor on.
3,000 damage to all Crockercorp Carriers!
True.
Oh, is Sandvich! I've been lookeeng for you...
(Om nom nom. Nom om nom)
That was delicious!
+2,000 HP.
The Mega Tank appears!
You got the PURPLECHARGED XBOX! A special purple XBOX that can also conduct redstone current.
Thanks for that 1,500 HP!
End-of-Turn Battle:
S.A.M. is frozen, as usual. The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM is almost out of the Furthest Ring!
Scratch and Grounder deal 1,500 damage to S.A.M.! The Lava Lizard tries to attack me but is stopped by the Constructs and Colossi!
Everyone stares in horror as the UOSS descends onto the Battlefield! The hulking 100-post charge has finally met its match. Players stop screaming at the Godmodder and scream at the UOSS! All the members of the Invasion stop what they're doing and stare, almost daring the UOSS to not crash. Even the Godmodder looks on at the carnage.
However, Tagon's Tough has nothing to fear! With their teraport technology, they will send the UOSS to deep space and save everyone. The crew presses the button necessary to do so...
...and presses it again!
And again!
And ag---
The crew stares out the window in disbelief as the Godmodder, witch a manical grin, begins jamming their signal!
They gulp.
A deafening, white-hot, gigantic, and server lagging BOOM cascades throughout the Battlefield, leaving a giant crater right in the middle of the choas! Spare parts, plating, and weapons, go flying, pockmarking the landscape. The Godmodder's own rollback program probably couldn't fix this.
Then the heat and shockwave hit.
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S.A.M. destroyed!
Scratch and Grounder killed!
Lava Lizard killed!
Both players killed! They use up two respawns each!
30,000 damage to Raidriar!
Titan Vinta destroyed!
Infinity Seal Breaker killed!
Tagon's Tough's Mixed Ground Force killed!
Sriracha Chicken killed!
X.M.S.A.T.'s Shields and Generators destroyed!
Crockercorp Battalions Strife, Starkiller, and Aggrieve destroyed!
Mighty Mozarella killed!
Godmodder stunned!
Every entity, alive or not, on a sidequest or not, is too scared to do anything this turn!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Meteoric Barrage: [AG] Meteors: 953/1,000. Descent: IIII 4
Demonator: [AG-BOSS] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 17,500/25,000 HP. Shield Integrity: 70%. Ubercharge: Idle. Ubercharge Integrity: IIIIIII Electricity: 3,750/4,000.
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 5,900/81,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 0/50,000.
X.M.S.A.T.: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/15,000. (x0.) Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Barracks: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Tech Research: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Recognizer Factories: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
X.M.S.A.T. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: 500/500 HP. (x20) Recognizers: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x8.) Commanders: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.) Medics: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.)
X.M.S.A.T. Leaders: [AG] Sargeants: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x5.) General Alex: 2,500/2,500 HP.
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x2.) Heavy Plating: 5000/5000 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 34,000/150,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 51,750/150,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 51,350/150,000.
Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance: [PG] HP: 39,000/40,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism: [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 53/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: billnyethe/scienceguy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 88%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 90%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 32%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 37%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 18,000/25,000.
Creeper Demolitions: [AG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Loses 1,000 HP every time they attack.
Spider Operatives: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Attacks have a 75% chance to poison.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Ghast Air Support: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Only attackble using ranged attacks.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 14,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to all mobs every round.
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.) Specials: Is being barricaded.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 8,750/20,000. Generator: 10,000/10,000.
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Shadows Complex:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 74,500/100,000. Regen: IIIII
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22,000/25,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 14,750/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
20/40
Dispenserifle
2/4
I order my Angolian slaves to continue work on my projects. "I have work to do."
I ordered the Tagon's Toughs to teraport the UOSS away to prevent an explosion, and that order stands across turns. also, they would do it anyways to prevent their employer from reducing their pay. If that is ignored, I do a No-Holds-Barred-Beatdown on the godmodder, then hit him with an Infinite Mass Punch so hard that he flies out the other side of the planet and into the sun.
(19 / 30)
Don't read my comic for me- What? Oh. A plot summary. Thanks! So chapter 13 / 22...
To say thanks for Piono's help, I toss an HPup to his tank, increasing the max HP value of some things.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
"No no no, not a SCP. The purple bracelet thing on my arm. Does anyone try to pay attention to minor details anymore?"
*poke*
"Either way, what are you talking about? What is it that everyone but me is noticing? And does anyone else's shirt feel tight?"
Also, isn't Doc Scratch our enemy? Does he not side with the Godmodder? If so, I will not be decieved by his speeches.
I'm expecting Constructs to arrive, and aim at Metal Sonic with what seems like a crossbow full of arrows, hoping to intimidate it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Chapter 14, yeah!
"Did something happen outside? I heard this massive noise and-"
*looks outside*
"Oh."
I enter the Shadows Complex as an AG entity, to help Twinbuilder!
(Determine my stats, please)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
21/40
Dispenserifle
3/4
I send a text to some of my Angolian slaves, ordering to dig in a downward spiral. Also, I have the Sriracha Chicken in my pocket, so it can't be killed right now.
A little *donk* is heard from the food supplies cart in the escort of TwinBuilder, followed by an "ow!".
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
18/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
10/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
1/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire my Egg Annihilator beam at Spider Operatives.
Metal Sonic is not fased, it unleashes its most powerful attack on NinjaTwist...
Maximum Overdrive Attack!!!
1/20 Rage Mutagen
Virus Actions: The Virus, enraged at the loss of the UOSS, loses 25% security integrity but then does a nasty hit to the physics engine (due to physics engine damage, ALL AG attacks have a chance to deal extra damage, and ALL PG attacks have a chance to deal less damage, which Twinbuilder is failing to keep track of.
Tagon's Toughs' Actions: After recovering surviving crew, the TAG teraports away to regenerate shields. it will return when I say so, because I only cut half their pay, not their whole pay.
I attempt to blast Metal Sonic with crossbow bolts, loading as fast as I can without making a mistake, regardless of aim, all the while calling for backup.
Also, holy mother of...
Jeez, is it fair to play with our summons like that?
Raidriar knocks all weapons aside, and jumps down, ready to fight until his last moments on this battlefield.
As Raidriar is at 1/3 of his health, he prepares for Berserk.
Oh, wait... You know that massive weapon I used? Oh, yes...
Godmodder, you have not realized I have deployed over 900 meteors headed straight towards your forces? You may have dealt the AG side a near-death blow, but as you will soon realize, I will always have the last laugh! Those puny ships you have are doomed! Ahahahaha!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
33/40 Punching nether wart
I red barrel the cork out of the way, shooting it at a random AG for light damage.
Exploring library...
Pateluna's Bludgeoner finished! Soulless Serpent immediately jumps at Raidriar and throws the hammer at him! Raidriar will probably block this, but what he didn't think of was Soulless Serpent stabbing him in the back with the XBlades after teleporting behind him. And if he doesn't block, then Soulless Serpent still stabs him.
Alchemy Serpent's ALCHEMY OF THE DAY SHOP is now open! He will produce unique alchemy items for any player that requests them without them needing to charge, though they can help, so long as they boost the Quest charge each time they request an item. Alchemy Serpent quickly realizes this shop is completely pointless. He starts referring to himself in the first person.
I decide to try my hand at clothing alchemy again. I figure that eventually, something cool must come out of it. So far I have:
The Crosscircle - Green suit with XBOX 360 logo. No effect.
Silver Crosscircle - Self evident. No effect.
Red Suit of Death - Red Suit. Of Death. Enhances crit chance.
Don't Bleed On the Suits - Tuxedo with bloodstain. No known effect.
I do Red Suit of Death OR Miniature Alchemiter to see if I'll get some alchemy-related suit. Maybe it will even help me wih alchemy somehow!
Oh no
Also, should the curse of repetition affect items as well?
I blast Metal Sonic with my crossbow as I hope backup arrives.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Quick, While The Godmodder is Stunned!!" I gather supplies: One Full Set Of Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, One Steel Bat, 20,000 Bottles Of 4 Year Old Alcohol, One Splash Potion Of Sleepiness for 5 Hours, 500-Yards Of Rope, 50-Yards Of Tape, 5,000,000 Magicial Ender Crystals, Taken From The End, 60,000,000 Pressure Plates, 7.6 Trillion String, and Lots and Lots Of Redstone, then I run up to the Godmodder, and tackle him using my Resistence 50, Strength 50, and Unbreaking 50 Diamond Armor, knocking him to the ground, when then I whack his 'sensitive' part of him, the (you know what) of a guy, where he screams in pain, with his mouth wide open. While he's screaming, I pour a lot, and I mean A LOT of Alcohol down his mouth, through his throat, and into his stomach. While he's going crazy, I throw a sleepiness splash potion at him, causing him to fall asleep, where I then tie up his arms and legs with 500 Yards of rope, and Quadruple Tie It With An Impossible To Escape Knot. After that, I use the Tape and make sure he is taped up good, and then I place pressure plates for two hundred thousand blocks in any direction, with redstone under each and every one of them, and I also hook up Tripwires in crisscross patterns up to height 1,000 and for two hundred thousand blocks in all directions, and hooked up with redstone, then I take the redstone and hook it up to a piece of TNT which is right next to the 5,000,000 Ender Crystals that I took from the End when the Ender Dragon was too busy having sex with the Wither. The Ender Crystals are right next to the Godmodder's drunk asleep body, and then I tell everyone to back away, as far away as possible. This plan is full proof, because the knots are impossible to undo, and if undone, the tape will hold him tied up, and if he escapes the tape, then he will set off the pressure plates, and if he evades the pressure plates, then the tripwires will get set off, and once that redstone gets activated, it will set off that TNT which will set off an Ender Crystal, which will blow up, making another Ender Crystal blow up, and the process continues, so that millions of Ender Crystals will blow up within 20 seconds, making the GM's computer lag so bad, that he will be without Minecraft, or anything else on his computer for not minutes, not hours, not days, not weeks, not months, not years, not decades, not centuries, not millenniums, not epochs, not periods, not eras, but yet for several trillion eons, so far into the future, that not even the sun will live to see it. And if none of that works, I kick the Godmodder, dealing loads of damage!
I crash a 20-ton Battlemech onto the Betty's roof, then fire jump jets and all weapons at point blank range.
I throw some melons and gold at the meteors.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
19/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
11/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
2/10 EggSWAT factory
Metal Sonic's Maximum overdrive allows him to blast through the crossbows you shot at him and he can go Mach 1 speeds, you cant.
I fire my Rapidfire bow at the Ghast air suport!
Care package is ready! I lob it to Radirar in hopes of restoring HP and boosting its next attack!