10/40 for the MEC as I finish up the base for it. I combine the ellorium crossbow of infinity with the electric onslaught. This one oughta be fun. I finish flare's charge by taking a calculator and adding one. 10/20 for the rage mutagen, just for good measure, I pour in a whole bucket of red food coloring. And the eggs swats all look around in surprise when they see their barricade go down. One of them finally notices the holographic projector, through which I launched weapons-grade taunts at them, counting as an attacking and breaking the barricade. As they watch they see my wicked grin disappear in to thing air...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
25/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Piono, you do realise that you're talking to the guy who could gender-bend you in 30 seconds or less (or your money back!). Said Gender-bending causes a permanent decrease in attack (but increases defense as a side effect). Might wanna rethink that.
Also, the attack adds a layer of strategy to the game - now players need to actually help their entities and not just tell them what to do.
11/40 for the MEC, I begin work on the shells for the power plants. 2/? for whatever my bow && crossbow alchemy 11/20 for rage mutagen, I play Justin Beiber nonstop, fortunately it doesn't have the other potential effect, which would have been causing it to become suicidally depressed. 5/10 to flare's attack.
pit, that doesn't change the fact that you wasted a perfectly good attack. I rush up to the battlefield, as it seems ninja no longer needs my help, while scouting the situation, I snipe any projectiles out of the air with my quadruple wield tactics.
Timebomb [Level 1] (2/2)
Timebomb > Very Fine (1/1)
Very Fine Timebomb x 6 (1/5)
Also I give Twin a cool-looking cave home that, if he chooses to live in it, will protect him from 90% of the attacks towards him, because it is surrounded by Obsidian Roof, Floor, and Walls, and the only entrance is be a secret Command Block hidden in a small house, which is triggered by placing a redstone torch on a piece of stone inside a corridor, which entrance is activated by a stone pressure plate in the middle of a lava poll, in a cave with the entrance being a drop from the surface, and you can only survive by having at least a full set of leather armor, and the location of the drop is hidden under a piece of dirt on the highest mountain in a Great Hills biome that stretches about 2,000 Blocks in all directions. So if he chooses to accept this completely secure home, he will be extremely safe.
And the final post... is.. in 4 posts... #5056 is the final post!!
1. If you don't want a post to count, put /nullpost at the end of it.
2. If you're gonna attack the godmodder, use the most idiotic and crazy ways you can. That tends to work more then most conventional attacks *coughchucknorriscough* ever seem to do.
3. Do not try to summon a powerful entity without charging it first (The maximum charge limit as of this post is at 40).
4. Do not poke my purple bracelet unless you WANT your gender to be inverted.
5. If the post limit is reached, SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR TWINBUILDER TO POST GOD [email protected]&%*T.
Either way, have fun, kill things, and do not let the godmodder find the heart of darkness.
Guess what? Instead of the Forge being in a single post, there will now be an entire THREAD dedicated to all the knowledge of the Alchemiter! It could also just be a discussion thread, but one step at a time for now.
( 28 / 30 )
Alright! Epilo- hey, who tore it out?
I fire a SHARKNADO at the Godmodder.
The Godmodder grimaces! Of all the bad movies he's seen, that one has to be one of the worst. He then proceeds to show Sharknado some other horrible movies out there! They sit in a home theater and eat popcorn for hours.
As the food cart is transported into the secret base, suddenly the constructs go haywire! "OW!", I shout from the food cart. Luckily I didn't get permanent ear damage. Okay, now- Wait a minute. My sriracha chicken. MY SRIRACHA CHICKEN, NO! It begins spurting Sriracha Sauce uncontrollably, melting the supports of the tunnel! I knew using chopsticks wasn't a good idea. CAVE-IN! Ugh...
You got the HEAVY DISPENSERIFLE! A computerized rifle that is similar to the Smart Shoot Store, but has a bit more weight to its attacks. It can also become a Hammer in a pinch.
Uh-oh...a CAVE-IN?! Not on my watch! In a flash of green light, the entire cave is stablilized to a point where it is safe to walk through.
Raidriar staggers back onto the battlefield, defeated. He begins to speak his final words.
"What? No! What have *cough* you done...? This world contains *cough* far more dangers... than you can imagine *cough* in your wildest dreams. And, now... they will be coming for you... *cough*"
As The_Serpent stands triumphantly in front of my summon who gave his life in battle, attempting to vanquish the corrupt forces, he pulls the infinity Blade from Raidriar's cold grasp, obtaining the first Pro-Godmodder Spoil of War.
Raidriar the God King: Infinity Blade. Said to harbor the essence of those it kills, it can become overly powerful in the hands of a skilled warrior. At first, it will deal only 2000 damage in battle, but this will change over time as it gains more victims. If an entity is dealt the finishing blow with this weapon, it will gain more damage with each kill. For every kill it obtains, it will deal an extra 1000 damage, to a maximum of 8 kills. However, this weapon will gain extra time needed to cooldown with each kill. For every 4 kills the Infinity Blade obtains, it will need one more turn to cooldown. At first, it only needs 2 turns to cool down, and at all 8 kills, it will only take four. It's best to use this when entities have low health when first starting with it, but as kills are gained, use it in battle more frequently. Wearer: The_Serpent.
In my rage, I hand Pionoplayer my quiver of crossbow bolts and crossbow, so that he is armed with a weapon. I give Irecreeper a Construct's club, one that fell in the initial battle where the workers attempted to flee, telling him to wield it with two hands, as it's heavy (Good thing the Constructs wield it with one!). I, yelling with rage, run at Metal Sonic, swinging my ninjato sword like a madman.
>:0
The_Serpent got the INFINITY BLADE! A stunning blade that's recharge time is influenced by the amount of enemies killed by the weapon.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
22/25 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
14/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
5/10 EggSWAT factory
I toss a Potion of Weakness V on the Wither General.
The Wither General's attacks will be weakened this turn!
The virus should have done more damage, after all, it lost 25% security integrity to do so. and yes, I think I applied the chance for bonus damage to every attack.
Anyways, my entities cant hear me, but then I remember that the virus is not technically an entity! I create illusionary meteors to keep fire off the actual meteors.
Virus Actions: the virus subtracts physics engine, then uses the physics engine to try to make the meteors fall faster.
Really? Here's what you wrote for the Physics Engine:
Physics Engine: damage to this causes a chance equal to the amount of missing integrity for an AG attack to deal more damage or for a PG attack to deal less damage.
You create illusionary meteors!
The VIRUS is an entity! It will attack its SECURITY INTEGRITY this turn.
( 31 / 30 )
What? I went over by one. Huh. Whatever...
My five books, arranged in a circle, begin to create a portal. I know exactly who will exit this portal.
I smile as PROBLEM SLEUTH exits the portal, ready for combat!
Problem Sleuth [AG]
HP: 75,000
Attacks:
SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: A basic attack against one enemy. Deals high damage.
FAIR SHAKE: An attack that targets 3 random PG's. Deals decent damage to each.
BRASS TACKS: A special attack with a three-turn cooldown. Deals massive damage to one target.
SEPULCHRITUDE: Can only be used at 15,000 HP or less. It kills Problem Sleuth, but deals massive damage to all PG's.
I'd tell him what to do, but Pit's scream is stopping me. *shudders*
Feel free to buff and nerf as needed.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
23/25 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
15/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
6/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire a cannon full of Holy Water at the Zombie Hoard.
"I have no clue what this is that is happening. How is it that a PURPLE FREAKING BRACELET somehow Gender-Bends? Seriously people, how is this possible? I mean, how is this *PG entity punch in the face* even supposed to be *PG entity punch in the face* possible at all?"
(Yes, that's what allegedly happens with the object. Ask and...)
You deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
24/25 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
16/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
7/10 EggSWAT factory
I fire the Egg Annihilator beam at the Spider Operatives.
Ah, too bad. Now what to do with $9,876,543,210.123456789...
And also, Twin for your time-taking post, it was my second post that turn (ThunderCam777, on 18 February 2014 - 05:19 PM) - my first LONG post (ThunderCam777, on 18 February 2014 - 04:44 PM) - An additional 5 minutes. So 5:19 - 4:44 = 0:35 - 0:05 = 0:30. So that long post that I typed took half an hour.
I get a piece of TNT and combine it with a clock to get a Timebomb.
9/40 for the MEC, I weld on the last couple of steel girders for the massive structure. twin, I'm trying to follow a specific plan of my things for alchemy... this is getting kind of annoying, but fine. I finish the electric onslaught. I take my brand-new bow and spam EMP arrows at metal sonic, then, through the powers granted to me for being demi-poster (half entity, half poster, granting me special powers) I quadruple wield... the bows. I begin sniping weak points one metal sonic with ninjatwist's heavy crossbow while a rain of arrows from my other three bows deal even more damage, as the wreckage of the battered robot falls to the ground, I walk over and laugh.
Now you see what I meant
"Yes. I do. winning isn't nearly as fun as this..." This is only your first minute being and entity.
"I'm not stupid, you aren't taking control, now go back to your toy, I am doing this stuff for you." You mean my power?
"Hah! If I wanted your power that badly I would just take it. I created you, and I can uncreate you any time I want." Keep telling yourself that.
"Just... just... go blow up something up. I'm trying to do something useful here, now bugger off before I change my mind." As you wish. Fool.
I also direct the mega tank to continue its barrage on Betty, luckily, I'm currently an entity, not a player, and so immune to pit's (extremely stupid) scream attack (you wasted the 5000th post opportunity you IDIOT!!!!!) 9/20 for the rage mutagen, I add red food coloring, because you know its angry when it turns red. 26/40 for the EPIC tank. I add some memes, because honestly, that's a good way to add epic, unless I'm misreading it... hm...
You got the ELECTRIC ONSLAUGHT! A purple-tinted bow that shoots infinite flaming obsidian arrows that conduct redstone, AND acts as an XBOX 360 controller!
Metal Sonic is already destroyed!
You're not really an entity, you just have a health bar.
The Mega Tank will attack Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance!
10/40 for the MEC as I finish up the base for it. I combine the ellorium crossbow of infinity with the electric onslaught. This one oughta be fun. I finish flare's charge by taking a calculator and adding one. 10/20 for the rage mutagen, just for good measure, I pour in a whole bucket of red food coloring. And the eggs swats all look around in surprise when they see their barricade go down. One of them finally notices the holographic projector, through which I launched weapons-grade taunts at them, counting as an attacking and breaking the barricade. As they watch they see my wicked grin disappear in to thing air...
Ellorium Crossbow of Infinity AND Electric Onslaught = Ellorium Crossbow of Mayhem (Level 7)
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
25/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
17/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
8/10 EggSWAT factory
I toss more Holy Water at the Zombie Hoard.
The Zombie Horde brings in the Pyro to evaporate the Holy Water!
Piono, you do realise that you're talking to the guy who could gender-bend you in 30 seconds or less (or your money back!). Said Gender-bending causes a permanent decrease in attack (but increases defense as a side effect). Might wanna rethink that.
Also, the attack adds a layer of strategy to the game - now players need to actually help their entities and not just tell them what to do.
11/40 for the MEC, I begin work on the shells for the power plants. 2/? for whatever my bow && crossbow alchemy 11/20 for rage mutagen, I play Justin Beiber nonstop, fortunately it doesn't have the other potential effect, which would have been causing it to become suicidally depressed. 5/10 to flare's attack.
pit, that doesn't change the fact that you wasted a perfectly good attack. I rush up to the battlefield, as it seems ninja no longer needs my help, while scouting the situation, I snipe any projectiles out of the air with my quadruple wield tactics.
Timebomb [Level 1] (2/2)
Timebomb > Very Fine (1/1)
Very Fine Timebomb x 6 (1/5)
Also I give Twin a cool-looking cave home that, if he chooses to live in it, will protect him from 90% of the attacks towards him, because it is surrounded by Obsidian Roof, Floor, and Walls, and the only entrance is be a secret Command Block hidden in a small house, which is triggered by placing a redstone torch on a piece of stone inside a corridor, which entrance is activated by a stone pressure plate in the middle of a lava poll, in a cave with the entrance being a drop from the surface, and you can only survive by having at least a full set of leather armor, and the location of the drop is hidden under a piece of dirt on the highest mountain in a Great Hills biome that stretches about 2,000 Blocks in all directions. So if he chooses to accept this completely secure home, he will be extremely safe.
And the final post... is.. in 4 posts... #5056 is the final post!!
You got the TIMEBOMB! A piece of TNT that can be set to go off whenever you wish.
Timebomb > Very Fine = Subspace Bomb (Level 4: 1/5)
Make the Subspace Bomb before duplicating it!
Wow, that is a nice and secure house! Since I am a first guardian, I know where the cave is already, so don't bother trying to trick me. I'll move in for a little bit and see how it goes.
1. If you don't want a post to count, put /nullpost at the end of it.
2. If you're gonna attack the godmodder, use the most idiotic and crazy ways you can. That tends to work more then most conventional attacks *coughchucknorriscough* ever seem to do.
3. Do not try to summon a powerful entity without charging it first (The maximum charge limit as of this post is at 40).
4. Do not poke my purple bracelet unless you WANT your gender to be inverted.
5. If the post limit is reached, SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR TWINBUILDER TO POST GOD [email protected]&%*T.
Either way, have fun, kill things, and do not let the godmodder find the heart of darkness.
This isn't an actual post, but, have you guys all checked out the homestuck bandcamp page? Just making sure.
Of course I go on Homestuck's Bandcamp page!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM is back to terrorize the Battlefield some more! It lowers Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance's attack power and freezes minecraftsuxroxor!
BUDDERBUDDER deals 3,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The X.M.S.A.T. Troops deal a VIRUS-boosted 9,600 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The X.M.S.A.T. Leaders miss due to the Mailbox! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 1,000 damage to all Crockercorp Carriers! The VIRUS lowers its SECURITY INTEGRITY by 10%!
The Crockercorp Carriers destroy 45 Meteors and destroy the Demonator's Shields! The Crockercorp Drones deal 8,000 damage to the Mega Tank! The Godmodder destroys X.M.S.A.T.'s Shield and Generator and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 5%!
The Zombie Horde deals 3,000 damage to the Wily Egg's Shield Generator! The Creeper Demolitions deal 4,000 damage to Zero! The 253rd ESFB destroys 3 Egg SWATS! The Wither General deals 1,000 damage to Zero, the Wily Egg's Shield Generator, and Metal Sally! The Mobile Dungeon restores the mobs' health. Zero deals 3,000 damage to the Mobile Dungeon! The Egg SWATs deal 1,700 damage to the Wither General! The Wily Egg has already killed the Spider Operatives. Metal Sally tries to attack the 253rd ESFB, but they teleport away! The TIE-Sentry deals 4,000 damage to the Zombie Horde!
Now that Metal Sonic has been destroyed, the Shadows Complex crew stays there until ninja does something else.
Stop posting the things, or at least spoiler them.
See? Like this.
Anyways, I am like at 39/40 my charge. I think. Around that?
And 4/10 my attack.
Wow, 3 posts as I typed this. Slow down gais
I give one to an AG entity.
I combine the ellorium crossbow of infinity with the electric onslaught. This one oughta be fun.
I finish flare's charge by taking a calculator and adding one.
10/20 for the rage mutagen, just for good measure, I pour in a whole bucket of red food coloring.
And the eggs swats all look around in surprise when they see their barricade go down. One of them finally notices the holographic projector, through which I launched weapons-grade taunts at them, counting as an attacking and breaking the barricade. As they watch they see my wicked grin disappear in to thing air...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
25/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
17/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
8/10 EggSWAT factory
I toss more Holy Water at the Zombie Hoard.
Also, the attack adds a layer of strategy to the game - now players need to actually help their entities and not just tell them what to do.
/nullpost
2/? for whatever my bow && crossbow alchemy
11/20 for rage mutagen, I play Justin Beiber nonstop, fortunately it doesn't have the other potential effect, which would have been causing it to become suicidally depressed.
5/10 to flare's attack.
pit, that doesn't change the fact that you wasted a perfectly good attack.
I rush up to the battlefield, as it seems ninja no longer needs my help, while scouting the situation, I snipe any projectiles out of the air with my quadruple wield tactics.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Antimatter Bayonet
I fire a barrage of highly explosive burritos at Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
TSFF: 15/20
[OH BOY, HERE COMES THE S**TSTORM FOLKS. GET YOUR UMBRELLAS, CAUSE THE RIDE'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.]
/nullpost
Timebomb > Very Fine (1/1)
Very Fine Timebomb x 6 (1/5)
Also I give Twin a cool-looking cave home that, if he chooses to live in it, will protect him from 90% of the attacks towards him, because it is surrounded by Obsidian Roof, Floor, and Walls, and the only entrance is be a secret Command Block hidden in a small house, which is triggered by placing a redstone torch on a piece of stone inside a corridor, which entrance is activated by a stone pressure plate in the middle of a lava poll, in a cave with the entrance being a drop from the surface, and you can only survive by having at least a full set of leather armor, and the location of the drop is hidden under a piece of dirt on the highest mountain in a Great Hills biome that stretches about 2,000 Blocks in all directions. So if he chooses to accept this completely secure home, he will be extremely safe.
And the final post... is.. in 4 posts...
#5056 is the final post!!
Follow these rules and we'll be fine.
1. If you don't want a post to count, put /nullpost at the end of it.
2. If you're gonna attack the godmodder, use the most idiotic and crazy ways you can. That tends to work more then most conventional attacks *coughchucknorriscough* ever seem to do.
3. Do not try to summon a powerful entity without charging it first (The maximum charge limit as of this post is at 40).
4. Do not poke my purple bracelet unless you WANT your gender to be inverted.
5. If the post limit is reached, SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR TWINBUILDER TO POST GOD [email protected]&%*T.
Either way, have fun, kill things, and do not let the godmodder find the heart of darkness.
/nullpost
I throw a bag of ammo to an AG entity
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
THE NEXT POST IS THE
FINAL POST! AFTER THAT,
DON'T POST ANY MORE!
STOP POSTING AFTER
THE NEXT POST!
Thundercam777, why did you destroy the XSMAT?
We need all the forces we can get, no matter what.
I continue hacking at Metal Sonic, then smash any remaining TOUGH soldiers into it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(MSTing = Riffing Bad Fanfiction)
/nullpost
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
The Godmodder grimaces! Of all the bad movies he's seen, that one has to be one of the worst. He then proceeds to show Sharknado some other horrible movies out there! They sit in a home theater and eat popcorn for hours.
You got the HEAVY DISPENSERIFLE! A computerized rifle that is similar to the Smart Shoot Store, but has a bit more weight to its attacks. It can also become a Hammer in a pinch.
Uh-oh...a CAVE-IN?! Not on my watch! In a flash of green light, the entire cave is stablilized to a point where it is safe to walk through.
*whew* I think I'm alright for now. Thanks!
I gain 2,000 HP.
>:0
The_Serpent got the INFINITY BLADE! A stunning blade that's recharge time is influenced by the amount of enemies killed by the weapon.
Metal Sonic avoids the attack!
>:0
You deal 2,000 damage to Metal Sonic!
Metal Sonic destroyed!
The Wither General's attacks will be weakened this turn!
It WOULD have worked, if not for...
Really? Here's what you wrote for the Physics Engine:
Physics Engine: damage to this causes a chance equal to the amount of missing integrity for an AG attack to deal more damage or for a PG attack to deal less damage.
You create illusionary meteors!
The VIRUS is an entity! It will attack its SECURITY INTEGRITY this turn.
You stop TT's attack!
You destroy all Illusionary Meteors!
You get a Shield Generator online, also bringing a Shield online!
Problem Sleuth added!
You deal 4,000 damage! That had to hurt.
You deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
It deals 1,000 damage to the Demonator's Shields!
Otherworldly Dust AND Power Crystal OR Spear = Odd Crystal-Tipped Spear (Level 1: 1/2)
Rifle OR Computer = The Antivirus Program (Level 1: 1/2)
8 meteors destroyed!
The Spider Operatives are killed!
...Wow.
TNT AND Clock = Timebomb (Level 1: 1/2)
The Godmodder gets into the car and drives away! He then participates in a not-exactly street-legal race.
Vote added! BUDDERBUDDER looks around weirdly...
The Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism is now poisoned!
You got the ELECTRIC ONSLAUGHT! A purple-tinted bow that shoots infinite flaming obsidian arrows that conduct redstone, AND acts as an XBOX 360 controller!
Metal Sonic is already destroyed!
You're not really an entity, you just have a health bar.
The Mega Tank will attack Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance!
The Demonator gains 2,500 Shield power!
Suddenly, bears!
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism takes 4,000 damage!
Ellorium Crossbow of Infinity AND Electric Onslaught = Ellorium Crossbow of Mayhem (Level 7)
The Egg SWATS lose their barricade!
The Zombie Horde brings in the Pyro to evaporate the Holy Water!
You leave the Sidequest.
B...burritos...
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...I do NOT want to hear about burritos right now. Once you hear the Burrito Song being mic-spammed for an hour, you really are sick of them.
Welcome! Please read the OP if you haven't already.
You ARE aware that you are on the Zombie Horde's side, right? Regardless, 3,000 damage!
You got the TIMEBOMB! A piece of TNT that can be set to go off whenever you wish.
Timebomb > Very Fine = Subspace Bomb (Level 4: 1/5)
Make the Subspace Bomb before duplicating it!
Wow, that is a nice and secure house! Since I am a first guardian, I know where the cave is already, so don't bother trying to trick me. I'll move in for a little bit and see how it goes.
The Mega Tank takes the ammo! What could it do with it though?
He didn't destroy it...
Metal Sonic is already destroyed!
Of course I go on Homestuck's Bandcamp page!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM is back to terrorize the Battlefield some more! It lowers Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance's attack power and freezes minecraftsuxroxor!
BUDDERBUDDER deals 3,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The X.M.S.A.T. Troops deal a VIRUS-boosted 9,600 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The X.M.S.A.T. Leaders miss due to the Mailbox! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 1,000 damage to all Crockercorp Carriers! The VIRUS lowers its SECURITY INTEGRITY by 10%!
The Crockercorp Carriers destroy 45 Meteors and destroy the Demonator's Shields! The Crockercorp Drones deal 8,000 damage to the Mega Tank! The Godmodder destroys X.M.S.A.T.'s Shield and Generator and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 5%!
The Zombie Horde deals 3,000 damage to the Wily Egg's Shield Generator! The Creeper Demolitions deal 4,000 damage to Zero! The 253rd ESFB destroys 3 Egg SWATS! The Wither General deals 1,000 damage to Zero, the Wily Egg's Shield Generator, and Metal Sally! The Mobile Dungeon restores the mobs' health. Zero deals 3,000 damage to the Mobile Dungeon! The Egg SWATs deal 1,700 damage to the Wither General! The Wily Egg has already killed the Spider Operatives. Metal Sally tries to attack the 253rd ESFB, but they teleport away! The TIE-Sentry deals 4,000 damage to the Zombie Horde!
Now that Metal Sonic has been destroyed, the Shadows Complex crew stays there until ninja does something else.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, ???.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Meteoric Barrage: [AG] Meteors: 814/1,000. Descent: II 2
Demonator: [AG BOSS] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 0/25,000 HP. Shield Integrity: 0%. Ubercharge: Idle. Ubercharge Integrity: IIIIIII Electricity: 3,250/4,000.
X.M.S.A.T.: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/15,000. (x0.) Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Barracks: 0/10,000. (x0.) Tech Research: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Recognizer Factories: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
X.M.S.A.T. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: 500/500 HP. (x20.) Recognizers: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x14.)
X.M.S.A.T. Leaders: [AG] Sargeants: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x5.) General Alex: 2,500/2,500 HP.
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 9,000/17,000. Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x2.) Heavy Plating: 0/5000 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 14,500/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 46,750/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 41,350/150,000.
Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance: [PG] HP: 30,000/40,000.
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism: [PG] HP: 26,000/40,000. Poison: II
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: billnyethe/scienceguy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 83%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 55%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 25% (REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS!)
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 32%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
Creeper Demolitions: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Loses 1,000 HP every time they attack.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 14,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 17,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to all mobs every round.
Zero: [N] HP: 30,000/35,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x17.)
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 10,750/20,000. Generator: 6,000/10,000. Beam: II
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 39,000/40,000.
TIE-Sentry: [N]
Shadows Complex:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 78,500/100,000. Regen: IIIII
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 22,000/25,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16