A virus bomb is a biological weapon employed by the Imperium of Man that is so potent it reduces all life to a biological sludge. However, I can't control how much damage it does, that is up to you.
Ah OK, so it is completely different than the VIRUS we already have. In that case, it looks like it will work.
(Heart of Darkness: A very powerful entity. Quite literally takes the appearance of a giant heart. It can enthral some entities, and usually relies upon thralls and devastating telekinetic and psionic attacks. Oh, it can spray toxic blood at people. Somehow, it's also VERY tough. That Mini-Mainframe? Not even close, although the Neutron Star Cannon balances the battle out a bit. If the Heart of Darkness enthrals the Godmodder, we're screwed - enthralled entities are a LOT tougher than their regular selves.)
"Ugh, whatever. I wonder if it will drop a legendary this time around."
(Whoever destroys the Heart of Darkness will get the Genuine Solar Arc as a reward.)
"What does that do?"
(It's basically a solar-powered sniper rifle-)
"Ha, gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!"
(Not really. It deals about 60000 damage according to this game's physics whenever it fires, but required 3 posts to recharge.)
"That is really OP."
(Exactly. Don't let the Godmodder kill the Heart of Darkness or be enthralled.)
Ah, ok. But also, what is the Mini-Mainframe and Search Drones? I think I know how this will work, I would just like some confirmation.
I'm going to make the Demonator-bot like a 'procedural' boss. By that, I mean I will slowly reveal his stats and abilities for every 10% of the charge attack, so it's like I'm slowly building the robot. At around 80% or 90%, the bot can be considered ready to fight, even though it's not complete and some of it's abilities are missing.
Also, I'll be able to upgrade it after it is released. It'll work pretty much like charge attacks.
But... me want alter-ego!
Fine, I'm going to replace him with an artificial intelligence from my rocket, to make it actually fit like my lonely avatar.
The Demonator-Bot sounds pretty cool. And about your alter ego... I'm sorry. I would let everyone be First Guardians if I could. It's pretty cool being in control! (Granted, that power would probably go to some people's heads.) But, I don't make the rules. If you want, you could talk to the guy who supposedly does.
But that would be Doc Scratch, and talking with him takes a while.
I decide to give Twinbuilder suitable accomodations! I drop down my player containment and ??????? ?????? unit of luxury into the field, and invite him into it.
Hey, thanks!! A place for me to rest! Whoa, it's pretty big! Hey! It's even got my computer in there! I guess I can just post from here for now on... But that would be too meta, and plus I really should help fight! I guess I'll just stay here and observe.
(TwinBuilder is now in the Player Containment Unit.)
世界を大いに盛り上げるための桜の団 - SOS Brigade sets a sizable amount of TNT under the PGs, while wearing "Phoenix Shields", to protect from everything while they hold a redstone torch. (They are still holding the torch!)
Mokou's Spawnpoint Set:
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SOS Brigade spawns a wither in the PG supply room.
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "80% Reflowering" - All trees are now cherry blossoms.
Imperishable Phoenix "40% Rebirth" - "As the eternal summer ends, the weather shifts to autumn, then straight to spring." Everything that requires a multiple of 10 posts to charge has a special effect every multiple of 20%.
The millisecond before the SOS Brigade ignites the TNT, the Godmodder gives everyone on his team Pheonix Shields and Redstone Torches, so they are protected as well.
There is no PG supply room, as far as I can see! It looks like recruits just spawn on the battlefield.
The battlefield is an Ice Plains biome, so there is no eternal summer, autumn, or spring, just winter! This negates both of your attacks at the end of your post.
I would like to call attention to the fact that someone made a tv tropes page! This may have already been posted, but I think Pionoplayer made it. And it looks like he spent some time on it too!
I work on my weapon. I forget what it made. Is it at 4/6 or 5/6? I forget.
Yeah, piono made that. I will admit that I edit that page. I add things here and there. It's already gotten really big! I'm not sure who else edits it, but I know others do besides me. Starry Night is currently at 5/6.
Tagon: "We are prepared to launch the terapedo attack. Before we do, however, I have to ask: where are we getting our payment from?"
Crusher48: "See that guy down there? That is the Godmodder. he has about 400 billion dollars in his account, and when we defeat him, 10% of that will be paid to you."
Tagon: "Ah. INITIATE TERAPEDO ATTACK!"
Also, a few objections about the fight. first off, Tagon's toughs could not have been interrupted by shrieking, because their ship is IN SPACE, and physics occurs (he specifically made an exception for entities in space as well). secondly, the cruisers should have tanked damage (they were designed for that purpose), and did not.
UOSS Actions: Desperation repairs are executed on thruster mounts, and supercharged. the UOSS orbits away from the fight. Ship bays produce carriers.
Virus Actions: The Virus attempts to destroy the physics engine. it splits into several smaller subprocesses to make it more difficult to disable.
Tagon's Toughs actions (I control their pay, they do as I say): The ship teraports a dozen or so terapedos filled with antimatter into Crockercorp Carrier Betty, then uses Gravity Manipulation to attempt to stall for time with the UOSS by keeping it up a bit longer.
Tagon's Toughs will no longer be affected by the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM. It apppears that the VIRUS is not able to split, due to the lowered GLITCH RESISTANCE and its INTEGRITY taking a turn for the worse. And as the UOSS prepares to leave the field, it looks like the Crockercorp Fleet fires transparent beams at the UOSS, holding it in place! Oh no. It's a tractor beam! Other than that, it looks like the entities are going to do as you wish.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn) Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Anti-everthing defences:If attacked the attacking entity takes counter damage
Buffs:
Heavy armor:All atttacks at it deal 50% damage
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
27/30 Metal Sally
40/40 Wily Egg
Summoned!!!!!
In an alternate dimension, the Wily Egg appears! However, it appears its Anti-everthing defences [sic] and Heavy armor [sic] did not make the trip.
Demolitions Officer Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "Dammit! I was saving that terapedo!"
Science officer (and teraport inventor) Kevyn: "What exactly were you saving that for?"
Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "I was going to use that to blow up a small moon sometime!"
Kevyn: "Ennesby! What are you doing with the teraport?"
Ennesby (rogue AI working for the Toughs): "I pranked the godmodder by teleporting some ants into his pants."
Kevyn: "We need all the teraport power we can spare to teraport the UOSS to safety."
Ennesby: "According to my calculations, the UOSS is too massive to transport with this ship's teraport."
Kevyn: "I invented the teraport, and I believe that there may be a way to make this work, if you stop hogging teraport power!"
Mokou Spawning:
NEW ATTRIBUTE - Incorruptible - Any attempt to convert Mokou into a neutral or PG results in Mokou "turning into a phoenix", blasting whoever attempts to do so to ashes (deals 2 damage to the Godmodder).
New attribute - requires a 40-total post 2-part charge to do - Past "Old History" - Spawns in a previous entity, but starting at only 10% power.
New attribute - requires the new DTG thread to reach 100 pages first - Future "New History" - Mokou will respawn in future DTG threads (DTG 3???), but requires X post charge to do so. Charging must start on or after page 101. (X can be up to 100, and split into "Phoenix Rebirth 20%", "Phoenix Rebirth 40%", et cetera, in order to balance. Suggested value for X: 30 (50% and 100%, 15-posts per section))
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Mokou was slightly edited to prevent being nullified.
Incorruptible will work, but not deal 2 damage to the Godmodder, because no entity can do so. Neutral entities have a chance to, however. Previous entities can't be resummoned by other entities! I don't know why everyone is assuming that just because there was a DTG 2 that there will be a DTG 3. I'm not sure there should be.
But, if you want to, make sure to ask TT2000 for permission (and I'd like to know too)!
Kevyn: "PIBALD, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT TERAPORT!
"Pi" Pibald: *presses teraport button*
Kevyn: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?"
"Pi" Pibald: "What? All I did was teraport some antimatter into the Godmodder's pants."
Kevyn (storming off): "Tagon, please send out an APB to tell the grunts to STOP ABUSING THE TERAPORT IN COMBAT!
Crusher48: "So you believe that you could potentially teraport the UOSS to deep space for repairs?"
Tagon: "Yes, but the UOSS would have to ditch a lot of mass.
Crusher48: "How much mass?"
Tagon: "According to your data on the UOSS, it would require about 25% of the UOSS' current mass to be removed before teraport.
Crusher48: "I could shed some of it by removing several redundant systems, the thruster mounts, and the powerplants, but whatever survives would be crippled."
Tagon: "Okay, that will probably be saved as a last resort. Meanwhile, we can send in some fabbers to aid repairs."
Crusher48: "Good. the only way this ship can survive is if we can get thrusters online before it impacts.
"I'm finished with it's core now. Pretty much an eletricity-powered AI computer which is essential for the Demonator-bot."
"Wow, alterady? That was kinda fast. Overpowered much?"
"Actually no, I reverse-engineered from your own AI. It has a built-in battery capable of storing 4000 units of eletrical charge, but it drains 100 units after every end-of-battle sequences."
"What happens if it runs out of power? Will it permanently shut down?"
"Thankfully no. I'm working on an automated recharge feature. If it runs out of power, it has to sit through six rounds while shut down as it toggles a backup eletric charge generator. There are two, actually; one which works on the decay of blutonium, and the other uses stellar energy from the Sun. In other words, solar panels."
I take all the long strings of dialogue I made and use them to tie up the godmodder (hopefully while he is distracted by ants in his pants and having his groin blown up).
The Godmodder will have a 25% chance of not being able to attack this turn!
1/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
For the love of Notch, stop posting your entities' bios after you're done with them. THEY'RE ONLY TAKING UP SPACE. Granted, that shouldn't really matter because I'm in the field right now and shouldn't really be able to see the text, but still. It irks me.
Changed the values for damage and health. Check this:
General:Good-Great HP total (27k)
Average damage output (2-3k on normal attack, 3.5k with pods)
Abilities:
-Missile Pods (Sometimes fires explosives at the enemy, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another) (Example: Attacks with pods, hits enemy for 500 in this case, and another for 250 dmg)
-Augmented Slag Gun (Increases AG minicrit chance [x%] and crit chance [x%])
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
JSYK this is without the current battlefield buffs. Please make sure that the sentries aren't dead too quick.
Anyways, I throw Critlixr (a bottle that buffs crit chance this turn) to Titan Vinta
Titan Vinta will have a 50% chance this turn to crit!
Ellorium Infinity Crossbow complete! I urge the AG players to max out their alchemisations.
You got the ELLORIUM CROSSBOW OF INFINITY! It functions like a regular crossbow, but the bow is made out of an ellorium alloy, and the arrows are made of pure ellorium. Also, you will only ever have to use one arrow/bolt/quip.
(The Infinity Bow is just a Bow with the Infinity enchantment, right?)
Anyway.
Soulless Serpent rushes TwinBuilder, using a TOUGH Sargeant as a club.
Alchemy Serpent does the following alchemy:
Pateluna's Bow && Windows Stop Working
1/6?
Ha! You can't touch me; I'm in the Player Containment Unit! Better luck next time! Although, with the force of your blow, it looks like you end up dealing 3,000 damage to the Sargeant.
"Yeah. I'm using some heavy-duty metal for it's chassis. Only the finest in resisting all kinds of attacks."
"So, pratically the idea is that it can take a real beating by the Godmodder's Alliance and yet still function to trash them?"
"Yeah. The plan is for it to have around 150,000-200,000 health, not counting some shields I plan to add.
"Won't that be a little overpowered?"
"Honestly, considering how it is a boss and it will take a long time to finish it, I think it's pretty much balanced. And TwinBuilder would nerf it if it's overpowered, anyway."
Alright, I'm just going to stay in the Player Containment Unit this turn. Also, TT. What are the PCU's stats?
S.A.M. deals 5,000 damage to General David and Crockercorp Carrier English! The Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of Doom causes General David and the Broncos and Seahawks to have a chance to not attack this turn! It's a good thing I can't hear what he's yelling about.
Despite the shrieking, the Broncos and Seahawks deal 3,000 damage to Raidriar!
BUDDERBUDDER and minecraftsuxroxor deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The UOSS uses its SUPERCHARGED Reparing to give the Thruster Mounts 4,000 HP, bringing one back online and halting the UOSS's descent! It rises to Elevation 7. The Ship Bays produce 2 Carriers, which deal 2,800 damage to Agent Luthor! Raidriar tries to use Turning Cleave against
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller, but they block the attack! The T.O.U.G.H. Troops deal 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General kill Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The Exploding Vehicle Factory creates a Lamborghini! All of its vehicles go on a suicide run, dealing 8,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! Titan Vinta and Nyarlathotep deal 6,000 damage to Agent Luthor! Tagon's Toughs deal an additional 4,000 damage! The Master Chain Gun deals 1,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The VIRUS subtracts -5 PHYSICS ENGINE!
Crockercorp Carrier English successfully destroys the remaining Thruster Mount, which causes the UOSS to start falling once more! Its Elevation is now at an astonishingly low 3! Collision appears to be imminent... And I'm not so sure I'll be immune! Uh-oh... Looks like it's the end. The Combat Modules deal 1,000 damage to the ship. The other two Crockercorp Carriers destroy the Master Chair-Generator, and deal 5,050 damage to Nyarlathotep! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife deals 10,000 damage to the T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller's purpose is revealed: To ransack the UOSS! They successfully board the ship and destroy a Powerplant, but 3 of their numbers are killed. The Godmodder then stares me in the eye and... wait... oh no--
Also, TwinBuilder, the vehicles from the Vehicle Factory are supposed to be removed after they attack, since they're pretty much kamikazes and die once they attack.
"Well, I got more of the chassis ready. And why you called it The Demonator?"
"It's a better name than Demonator-bot. And it seems to resemble a Demoman robot from Mann vs. Machine."
"Yeah, that's the idea. It's based on it, hence why 'Demo' is the first half of it. And yes, it will mainly attack on explosions, but there will be a few more attacks under it's metaphorical sleeves. Currently I'm getting the wiring ready to supply eletrical power across it."
Hmm... we're having a serious posting problem eh?
I have an idea, would it be possible to limit posters to no more than two/three posts (still not allowed to double post) per round? that would prevent spamming and allow people who post late to avoid having their posts nullified.
May I post here regularly as well since there was such an influx of posts?
26/40 for really big tank
The FPBMOS is finally complete!
I up the demonator
27/30 for uber heal.
I use my brand new battery that is an eternal source of post charges rather than electrical power to slam the mailbox with raw posting power, knocking its HP down to 1.
three new abilities:
deafening silence: it is so unnatural that anything that is actively trying to block out the sound from the banshee wail suffers from accuracy reduction anyways (may I point out that the Toughs could not have lost power to the wail due to the fact that they are in space and therefore out of range? yes, anything that is in space is immune to both deafening silence and banshee wail.
in short, the two abilities combined mean that the only things which do not take a huge accuracy debuff are either in other dimensions, in space, or mechanical)
second new ability: blood river: it begins to flow with the blood of many,many omega godmodders, fermented into a power-draining soup that cripples the attack power of anything stained by it. And no, regular soap and water will not get rid of it.
final new ability: frozen horror: one entity is frozen into an unnatural daymare, and frozen in place. They take reduced damage, but cannot activate any of their abilities. the frozen horror debuff is permanent until the mailbox is destroyed.
Crap, it seems that anything hostile towards the dumb thing becomes targeted by the stupid thing, I just channeled all of its abilities into the SAM, at least it won't atta- --- -- ------- ------- --- --- ----------------------------------------
(begins writing) Crap, guess I'm writing out my actions until the stupid thing dies. And it also seems to have rejected me as its owner, so there goes that plan of attack.
(and as of this moment I do not have anything else screwy planned for the battle field in the near future)
This is why i have my Plot Contrivance Cannon: To make sure that the timeline (and more importantly the godmodder) are in check. The cannon will do a thing and place a leaflet with a far-fetched Plot Contrivance to make it look like that happened even though it didn't.
Genius, i know.
In totally unrelated news, Little Mac was finally confirmed for smash bros after all the requests.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
3/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
demonator 18/50 27/40 for really big tank. you know what, may I ask for some help with my summon? I've been helping all sorts of charges, and the more high-power entities on the field, the better. I use the FPBMOS to fuel further efforts into the demonator, and through a further energy exchanger, I funnel all the electrical power, as well as the power of my other alchemizations, into that as well (not sacrificing them) 1/2 for combining the lava bucket and water bucket to get an obsidian bucket. 27/40 for meteoric barrage.
demonator: 21/50 28/40 for really big tank I repeat my charge fueling, only I turn it onto the really big tank charge instead I finish my obsidian bucket 28/40 for meteoric barrage.
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Senbonzakura Forging: [xxxxxxxxxx] (10/10)
Hana ni Kaze Forging: [xxxxxxxxx] (6/9)
Mokou Spawning: [xxxxxxxxxx] (6/10)
Imperishable Phoenix "60% Rebirth" (alternate title End of Imperishable Winter "Equinox") - TNT falls out of nowhere onto the PG entities!
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "Full Bloom" - Through the endless winter, the eternal cherry blossom tree will bloom. Cherry blossom saplings are planted throughout the biome, and an "extra-large" (think 8x8 chunks) cherry blossom tree spawns in the middle of the battlefield. Effects unknown...
Senbonzakura is fully forged, and sits in a sheath that can only be opened by Fujiwara no Mokou.
Senbonzakura's sister blade: Roukanken - Sword of the White Monolith - In time (think at least 20 post charge, maybe more), can summon any Touhou spellcard in the form of ghast fireballs. All homing attacks aim at the Godmodder. (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/List_of_Spell_Cards). All spell cards have an alternate form, as well (think Future "New History" as a "helps carry over entities"). Those can't be summoned by Roukanken...
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I forge together a full inventory minus 1 of junk swords (made out of excess cobblestone + wood) and a blaze rod, in an attempt to create either the "Nuclear Control Rod" or the "Scarlet Railgun": the first launches pure-fusion nukes (has about the same explosiveness as a blue wither skull) and the second launches iridium (takes 1 turn to process iridium before firing) at a high velocity, resulting in a "can destroy bedrock" explosion about the size of a ghast's fireball. This also lights it on fire...
Stats? Stats for the Player Containment and Hostage Holding Unit? Well, I was kind of thinking you would decide, but...
It doesn't really matter now, does it? Because...heh heh...little slip right above there...heh heh...hah hah! It's a trap Twin! And despite the NUMEROUS hints I dropped("moving the 100 post cannon closer for no reason in particular"? "Hiring burly bodyguards to 'staff' the place"? "Stocking the place with rope"? Was anyone paying attention to my charging updates?). , you fell for it without the tiniest hint of suspicion? Hah hah! HAH HAH HAH!
Suddenly, the forts anti-teleportation and first-guardian field kicks in, disabling all powers but your basic attack and HP meter! The ropes come out and tie you until you can't move, only look around and talk! And you're gagged too, of course. They are inescapable, indestructible, irremovable ropes! I have my burly staff come to help hold you. I take you to the roof of the fort and set you atop the highest point! My 100-post cannon is far in the background, pointed to decimate you if you do not comply with my demands!
I threateningly begin to demand various things of you! Well, only one thing-and by the standards that this game has reached, the demand is not all that complicated!
It's quite simple: Destroy The Godmodder.
Well, perhaps not destroy. But damage, at least! And not just 1 damage, either! Hit him hard with your GM powers, or I will destroy your character! I say this threatening the GM directly!
"Okay", you're probably thinking. "I will just use my uber powers of being a first guardian to teleport out of this fort". However, you forget one thing: I can STILL hit you with my 100-post cannon, and the unit COULD be caught in the blast and become deadly shrapnel, further strengthening it! And I'll hit you with my epileptic attacker(shortly to become Starry Night) too, just to make certain!
Okay, Twin. What is your response? MOO WAH HAH HAH!
In the chance we aren't:
Meteoric Barrage: 25/40
Demonator Bot: 12/50
I'm helping you charge this, OpelSpeedster.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
13/50.
LITERALLY TWO POSTS WERE MADE RIGHT AS I POSTED. SERIOUSLY. SLOW DOWN.
You can't make 50-post charges! The only reason OpelSpeedster's was allowed is because it is a special entity.
You are right. Watching the battle take place and then relaying the info does take a while, so yes, you can post during then.
Ah OK, so it is completely different than the VIRUS we already have. In that case, it looks like it will work.
Ah, ok. But also, what is the Mini-Mainframe and Search Drones? I think I know how this will work, I would just like some confirmation.
The Demonator-Bot sounds pretty cool. And about your alter ego... I'm sorry. I would let everyone be First Guardians if I could. It's pretty cool being in control! (Granted, that power would probably go to some people's heads.) But, I don't make the rules. If you want, you could talk to the guy who supposedly does.
But that would be Doc Scratch, and talking with him takes a while.
Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matespritship destroyed!
Hey, thanks!! A place for me to rest! Whoa, it's pretty big! Hey! It's even got my computer in there! I guess I can just post from here for now on... But that would be too meta, and plus I really should help fight! I guess I'll just stay here and observe.
(TwinBuilder is now in the Player Containment Unit.)
The millisecond before the SOS Brigade ignites the TNT, the Godmodder gives everyone on his team Pheonix Shields and Redstone Torches, so they are protected as well.
There is no PG supply room, as far as I can see! It looks like recruits just spawn on the battlefield.
The battlefield is an Ice Plains biome, so there is no eternal summer, autumn, or spring, just winter! This negates both of your attacks at the end of your post.
Yeah, piono made that. I will admit that I edit that page. I add things here and there. It's already gotten really big! I'm not sure who else edits it, but I know others do besides me. Starry Night is currently at 5/6.
You cannot rocket jump with a rifle! Common sense!
Tagon's Toughs will no longer be affected by the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM. It apppears that the VIRUS is not able to split, due to the lowered GLITCH RESISTANCE and its INTEGRITY taking a turn for the worse. And as the UOSS prepares to leave the field, it looks like the Crockercorp Fleet fires transparent beams at the UOSS, holding it in place! Oh no. It's a tractor beam! Other than that, it looks like the entities are going to do as you wish.
In an alternate dimension, the Wily Egg appears! However, it appears its Anti-everthing defences [sic] and Heavy armor [sic] did not make the trip.
-8 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
Your previous attack failed, and it looks like this one was made with that one in mind, so this one fails as well!
Incorruptible will work, but not deal 2 damage to the Godmodder, because no entity can do so. Neutral entities have a chance to, however. Previous entities can't be resummoned by other entities! I don't know why everyone is assuming that just because there was a DTG 2 that there will be a DTG 3. I'm not sure there should be.
But, if you want to, make sure to ask TT2000 for permission (and I'd like to know too)!
You end up just hitting the ground. Hey, that broke some dirt! That probably would have been a crit. Oh well!
1 damage!
-3 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
Interesting...
50 damage to all entities! Thankfully, it seems I am not affected.
Jirachi.
The Godmodder will have a 25% chance of not being able to attack this turn!
3,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
For the love of Notch, stop posting your entities' bios after you're done with them. THEY'RE ONLY TAKING UP SPACE. Granted, that shouldn't really matter because I'm in the field right now and shouldn't really be able to see the text, but still. It irks me.
-2 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
Titan Vinta will have a 50% chance this turn to crit!
You got the ELLORIUM CROSSBOW OF INFINITY! It functions like a regular crossbow, but the bow is made out of an ellorium alloy, and the arrows are made of pure ellorium. Also, you will only ever have to use one arrow/bolt/quip.
(The Infinity Bow is just a Bow with the Infinity enchantment, right?)
Ha! You can't touch me; I'm in the Player Containment Unit! Better luck next time! Although, with the force of your blow, it looks like you end up dealing 3,000 damage to the Sargeant.
*gulp gulp gulp* Hey thanks! Although, maybe you really shouldn't be healing me, considering if I don't die, the timeline will, well, you know.
Regardless, you heal me for 1,000 HP, and heal Raidriar and BUDDERBUDDER for 1,000 HP too!
Interestingly interesting...
End-of-Turn Battle:
Alright, I'm just going to stay in the Player Containment Unit this turn. Also, TT. What are the PCU's stats?
S.A.M. deals 5,000 damage to General David and Crockercorp Carrier English! The Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of Doom causes General David and the Broncos and Seahawks to have a chance to not attack this turn! It's a good thing I can't hear what he's yelling about.
Despite the shrieking, the Broncos and Seahawks deal 3,000 damage to Raidriar!
BUDDERBUDDER and minecraftsuxroxor deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The UOSS uses its SUPERCHARGED Reparing to give the Thruster Mounts 4,000 HP, bringing one back online and halting the UOSS's descent! It rises to Elevation 7. The Ship Bays produce 2 Carriers, which deal 2,800 damage to Agent Luthor! Raidriar tries to use Turning Cleave against
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller, but they block the attack! The T.O.U.G.H. Troops deal 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General kill Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The Exploding Vehicle Factory creates a Lamborghini! All of its vehicles go on a suicide run, dealing 8,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! Titan Vinta and Nyarlathotep deal 6,000 damage to Agent Luthor! Tagon's Toughs deal an additional 4,000 damage! The Master Chain Gun deals 1,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The VIRUS subtracts -5 PHYSICS ENGINE!
Crockercorp Carrier English successfully destroys the remaining Thruster Mount, which causes the UOSS to start falling once more! Its Elevation is now at an astonishingly low 3! Collision appears to be imminent... And I'm not so sure I'll be immune! Uh-oh... Looks like it's the end. The Combat Modules deal 1,000 damage to the ship. The other two Crockercorp Carriers destroy the Master Chair-Generator, and deal 5,050 damage to Nyarlathotep! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife deals 10,000 damage to the T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller's purpose is revealed: To ransack the UOSS! They successfully board the ship and destroy a Powerplant, but 3 of their numbers are killed. The Godmodder then stares me in the eye and... wait... oh no--
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Agh... Looks like he dealt 5,000 damage to me and 10,000 damage to Titan Vinta.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 91,500/100,000. Specials: Currently housed in the Player Containment Unit.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 75,500/100,000. Glass: 2,450/100,000 HP.
Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 4/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Broncos and Seahawks: [N] HP: 20,950/30,000.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 3,950/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 3,950/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 0/50,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x3.) Thruster Mounts: 0/10,000. (x0.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x3.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 3
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Cruiser: 3,000/3,000 HP. 2,000/2,000 Shields. (x14.) Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x3.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 53,900/81,000.
T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 33,950/40,000. Shields HP: 0/10,000. (x0.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x50.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x7.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x2.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 24,950/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 24,950/25,000.
Titan Vinta: [AG] HP: 65,950/80,000.
Nyarlathotep: [AG] HP: 34,900/40,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000.
Master Chair-Gun: [AG] HP: 19,950/20,000.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 92,200/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 94,450/150,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 89,800/150,000.
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 1,000/2,000. (x46.)
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller: [PG] HP: 1,950/2,000. (x22.)
Agent Luthor: [PG] HP: 21,150/40,000. Cakes Stolen: 0/40. Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 57/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 81%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 36%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x10.)
Egg Swat Factory: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Mantacruise: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
14/50.
Also, TwinBuilder, the vehicles from the Vehicle Factory are supposed to be removed after they attack, since they're pretty much kamikazes and die once they attack.
So sorry to ninja you, Twin. I don't approve of the speedup either.
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Well, I got more of the chassis ready. And why you called it The Demonator?"
"It's a better name than Demonator-bot. And it seems to resemble a Demoman robot from Mann vs. Machine."
"Yeah, that's the idea. It's based on it, hence why 'Demo' is the first half of it. And yes, it will mainly attack on explosions, but there will be a few more attacks under it's metaphorical sleeves. Currently I'm getting the wiring ready to supply eletrical power across it."
The Demonator: 15/50.
I have an idea, would it be possible to limit posters to no more than two/three posts (still not allowed to double post) per round? that would prevent spamming and allow people who post late to avoid having their posts nullified.
May I post here regularly as well since there was such an influx of posts?
26/40 for really big tank
The FPBMOS is finally complete!
I up the demonator
27/30 for uber heal.
I use my brand new battery that is an eternal source of post charges rather than electrical power to slam the mailbox with raw posting power, knocking its HP down to 1.
three new abilities:
deafening silence: it is so unnatural that anything that is actively trying to block out the sound from the banshee wail suffers from accuracy reduction anyways (may I point out that the Toughs could not have lost power to the wail due to the fact that they are in space and therefore out of range? yes, anything that is in space is immune to both deafening silence and banshee wail.
in short, the two abilities combined mean that the only things which do not take a huge accuracy debuff are either in other dimensions, in space, or mechanical)
second new ability: blood river: it begins to flow with the blood of many,many omega godmodders, fermented into a power-draining soup that cripples the attack power of anything stained by it. And no, regular soap and water will not get rid of it.
final new ability: frozen horror: one entity is frozen into an unnatural daymare, and frozen in place. They take reduced damage, but cannot activate any of their abilities. the frozen horror debuff is permanent until the mailbox is destroyed.
Crap, it seems that anything hostile towards the dumb thing becomes targeted by the stupid thing, I just channeled all of its abilities into the SAM, at least it won't atta- --- -- ------- ------- --- --- ----------------------------------------
(begins writing)
Crap, guess I'm writing out my actions until the stupid thing dies. And it also seems to have rejected me as its owner, so there goes that plan of attack.
(and as of this moment I do not have anything else screwy planned for the battle field in the near future)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
(Search drones.)
Okay. But those won't have enough firepower to take the Heart of Darkness down.
(Then use that Mini-Mainframe. It should be powerful enough.)
Neutron Star Cannon or Antimatter Missiles?
(Yes.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Genius, i know.
In totally unrelated news, Little Mac was finally confirmed for smash bros after all the requests.
Demonator: 16/50
Thanks!
I use the Ellorium Crossbow to rain Ellorium Arrows on the General.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
3/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Like it now?
27/40 for really big tank. you know what, may I ask for some help with my summon? I've been helping all sorts of charges, and the more high-power entities on the field, the better.
I use the FPBMOS to fuel further efforts into the demonator, and through a further energy exchanger, I funnel all the electrical power, as well as the power of my other alchemizations, into that as well (not sacrificing them)
1/2 for combining the lava bucket and water bucket to get an obsidian bucket.
27/40 for meteoric barrage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I repair the Vehicle Factory due to my habit of getting uneasy when something is almost filled, but isn't completely.
(Why did you weld a rocket launcher to his crotch?)
Because [BLEEP] logic.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
28/40 for really big tank
I repeat my charge fueling, only I turn it onto the really big tank charge instead
I finish my obsidian bucket
28/40 for meteoric barrage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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Hana ni Kaze Forging:
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Mokou Spawning:
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Imperishable Phoenix "60% Rebirth" (alternate title End of Imperishable Winter "Equinox") - TNT falls out of nowhere onto the PG entities!
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "Full Bloom" - Through the endless winter, the eternal cherry blossom tree will bloom. Cherry blossom saplings are planted throughout the biome, and an "extra-large" (think 8x8 chunks) cherry blossom tree spawns in the middle of the battlefield. Effects unknown...
Senbonzakura is fully forged, and sits in a sheath that can only be opened by Fujiwara no Mokou.
Senbonzakura's sister blade: Roukanken - Sword of the White Monolith - In time (think at least 20 post charge, maybe more), can summon any Touhou spellcard in the form of ghast fireballs. All homing attacks aim at the Godmodder. (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/List_of_Spell_Cards). All spell cards have an alternate form, as well (think Future "New History" as a "helps carry over entities"). Those can't be summoned by Roukanken...
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I forge together a full inventory minus 1 of junk swords (made out of excess cobblestone + wood) and a blaze rod, in an attempt to create either the "Nuclear Control Rod" or the "Scarlet Railgun": the first launches pure-fusion nukes (has about the same explosiveness as a blue wither skull) and the second launches iridium (takes 1 turn to process iridium before firing) at a high velocity, resulting in a "can destroy bedrock" explosion about the size of a ghast's fireball. This also lights it on fire...
It doesn't really matter now, does it? Because...heh heh...little slip right above there...heh heh...hah hah! It's a trap Twin! And despite the NUMEROUS hints I dropped("moving the 100 post cannon closer for no reason in particular"? "Hiring burly bodyguards to 'staff' the place"? "Stocking the place with rope"? Was anyone paying attention to my charging updates?). , you fell for it without the tiniest hint of suspicion? Hah hah! HAH HAH HAH!
Suddenly, the forts anti-teleportation and first-guardian field kicks in, disabling all powers but your basic attack and HP meter! The ropes come out and tie you until you can't move, only look around and talk! And you're gagged too, of course. They are inescapable, indestructible, irremovable ropes! I have my burly staff come to help hold you. I take you to the roof of the fort and set you atop the highest point! My 100-post cannon is far in the background, pointed to decimate you if you do not comply with my demands!
I threateningly begin to demand various things of you! Well, only one thing-and by the standards that this game has reached, the demand is not all that complicated!
It's quite simple: Destroy The Godmodder.
Well, perhaps not destroy. But damage, at least! And not just 1 damage, either! Hit him hard with your GM powers, or I will destroy your character! I say this threatening the GM directly!
"Okay", you're probably thinking. "I will just use my uber powers of being a first guardian to teleport out of this fort". However, you forget one thing: I can STILL hit you with my 100-post cannon, and the unit COULD be caught in the blast and become deadly shrapnel, further strengthening it! And I'll hit you with my epileptic attacker(shortly to become Starry Night) too, just to make certain!
Okay, Twin. What is your response? MOO WAH HAH HAH!
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Mokou
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Roukanken
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