The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
4/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
I send the U.O.S.S. a gift.
I send them all of my SWATBOTS, but not my EggSWATS. I dont need tham anymore they are useless.
"Wow, you seem to be past halfway through the build. What gives?"
"A couple of other anti-godmodder fighters helped me out with it. I finished building the hull, and it's alterady working. Demonator, boot up!"
"Automatic boot-up on command. All systems online."
"Good. That was simply a test to see if you're working. You can shut down now."
"Understood. Shutting down..."
"Wow, it's pretty intimidating. So, it is alterady ready to attack?"
"Not yet, MechJeb. I just completed the barebones of its' functionality. If I send this rig to the battlefield and turn it on, it will just stand there watching the fight, as it is not programmed yet. I still have to add weapons, shields, mobility items and the such. And I gave it a purple paintjob, because I like purple."
Also, TwinBuilder, the vehicles from the Vehicle Factory are supposed to be removed after they attack, since they're pretty much kamikazes and die once they attack.
The vehicles stored in the Exploding Vehicle Factory suddenly explode!
"Well, I got more of the chassis ready. And why you called it The Demonator?"
"It's a better name than Demonator-bot. And it seems to resemble a Demoman robot from Mann vs. Machine."
"Yeah, that's the idea. It's based on it, hence why 'Demo' is the first half of it. And yes, it will mainly attack on explosions, but there will be a few more attacks under it's metaphorical sleeves. Currently I'm getting the wiring ready to supply eletrical power across it."
The Demonator: 15/50.
It looks like TF2 will be making a return appearance...
Hmm... we're having a serious posting problem eh?
I have an idea, would it be possible to limit posters to no more than two/three posts (still not allowed to double post) per round? that would prevent spamming and allow people who post late to avoid having their posts nullified.
May I post here regularly as well since there was such an influx of posts?
26/40 for really big tank
The FPBMOS is finally complete!
I up the demonator
27/30 for uber heal.
I use my brand new battery that is an eternal source of post charges rather than electrical power to slam the mailbox with raw posting power, knocking its HP down to 1.
three new abilities:
deafening silence: it is so unnatural that anything that is actively trying to block out the sound from the banshee wail suffers from accuracy reduction anyways (may I point out that the Toughs could not have lost power to the wail due to the fact that they are in space and therefore out of range? yes, anything that is in space is immune to both deafening silence and banshee wail.
in short, the two abilities combined mean that the only things which do not take a huge accuracy debuff are either in other dimensions, in space, or mechanical)
second new ability: blood river: it begins to flow with the blood of many,many omega godmodders, fermented into a power-draining soup that cripples the attack power of anything stained by it. And no, regular soap and water will not get rid of it.
final new ability: frozen horror: one entity is frozen into an unnatural daymare, and frozen in place. They take reduced damage, but cannot activate any of their abilities. the frozen horror debuff is permanent until the mailbox is destroyed.
Crap, it seems that anything hostile towards the dumb thing becomes targeted by the stupid thing, I just channeled all of its abilities into the SAM, at least it won't atta- --- -- ------- ------- --- --- ----------------------------------------
(begins writing) Crap, guess I'm writing out my actions until the stupid thing dies. And it also seems to have rejected me as its owner, so there goes that plan of attack.
(and as of this moment I do not have anything else screwy planned for the battle field in the near future)
You got the FORUM POST BATTERY MODULE OMEGA SUPREME! A supercomputer that can gain power by participating in forums games such as this one.
Suddenly, the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM takes 3 damage and becomes the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! My OP Scale is beginning to twitch...
This is why i have my Plot Contrivance Cannon: To make sure that the timeline (and more importantly the godmodder) are in check. The cannon will do a thing and place a leaflet with a far-fetched Plot Contrivance to make it look like that happened even though it didn't.
Genius, i know.
In totally unrelated news, Little Mac was finally confirmed for smash bros after all the requests.
What? I already knew about Little Mac. I found that out a few days...ago...
...he was announced just today, wasn't he?
Man, I really need to get these "seeing the future" powers under control.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
3/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
demonator 18/50 27/40 for really big tank. you know what, may I ask for some help with my summon? I've been helping all sorts of charges, and the more high-power entities on the field, the better. I use the FPBMOS to fuel further efforts into the demonator, and through a further energy exchanger, I funnel all the electrical power, as well as the power of my other alchemizations, into that as well (not sacrificing them) 1/2 for combining the lava bucket and water bucket to get an obsidian bucket. 27/40 for meteoric barrage.
You can't really seem to use alchemizations to further charges! You will have to do it the old-fashioned way...
Lava Bucket AND Water Bucket = Obsidian Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)
demonator: 21/50 28/40 for really big tank I repeat my charge fueling, only I turn it onto the really big tank charge instead I finish my obsidian bucket 28/40 for meteoric barrage.
You got the OBSIDIAN BUCKET! A bucket filled with solid obsidian. It's way too heavy to carry. In retrospect it's kind of useless.
Imperishable Phoenix "60% Rebirth" (alternate title End of Imperishable Winter "Equinox") - TNT falls out of nowhere onto the PG entities!
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "Full Bloom" - Through the endless winter, the eternal cherry blossom tree will bloom. Cherry blossom saplings are planted throughout the biome, and an "extra-large" (think 8x8 chunks) cherry blossom tree spawns in the middle of the battlefield. Effects unknown...
Senbonzakura is fully forged, and sits in a sheath that can only be opened by Fujiwara no Mokou.
Senbonzakura's sister blade: Roukanken - Sword of the White Monolith - In time (think at least 20 post charge, maybe more), can summon any Touhou spellcard in the form of ghast fireballs. All homing attacks aim at the Godmodder. (http://en.touhouwiki..._of_Spell_Cards). All spell cards have an alternate form, as well (think Future "New History" as a "helps carry over entities"). Those can't be summoned by Roukanken...
[xxxxx]
(1/5)
I forge together a full inventory minus 1 of junk swords (made out of excess cobblestone + wood) and a blaze rod, in an attempt to create either the "Nuclear Control Rod" or the "Scarlet Railgun": the first launches pure-fusion nukes (has about the same explosiveness as a blue wither skull) and the second launches iridium (takes 1 turn to process iridium before firing) at a high velocity, resulting in a "can destroy bedrock" explosion about the size of a ghast's fireball. This also lights it on fire...
Imperishable Phoenix "60% Rebirth" (alternate title End of Imperishable Winter "Equinox") deals 1,000 damage to all Crockercorp Ships!
You create a Fire Rod! You know, from the Legend of Zelda.
Stats? Stats for the Player Containment and Hostage Holding Unit? Well, I was kind of thinking you would decide, but...
It doesn't really matter now, does it? Because...heh heh...little slip right above there...heh heh...hah hah! It's a trap Twin! And despite the NUMEROUS hints I dropped("moving the 100 post cannon closer for no reason in particular"? "Hiring burly bodyguards to 'staff' the place"? "Stocking the place with rope"? Was anyone paying attention to my charging updates?). , you fell for it without the tiniest hint of suspicion? Hah hah! HAH HAH HAH!
Suddenly, the forts anti-teleportation and first-guardian field kicks in, disabling all powers but your basic attack and HP meter! The ropes come out and tie you until you can't move, only look around and talk! And you're gagged too, of course. They are inescapable, indestructible, irremovable ropes! I have my burly staff come to help hold you. I take you to the roof of the fort and set you atop the highest point! My 100-post cannon is far in the background, pointed to decimate you if you do not comply with my demands!
I threateningly begin to demand various things of you! Well, only one thing-and by the standards that this game has reached, the demand is not all that complicated!
It's quite simple: Destroy The Godmodder.
Well, perhaps not destroy. But damage, at least! And not just 1 damage, either! Hit him hard with your GM powers, or I will destroy your character! I say this threatening the GM directly!
"Okay", you're probably thinking. "I will just use my uber powers of being a first guardian to teleport out of this fort". However, you forget one thing: I can STILL hit you with my 100-post cannon, and the unit COULD be caught in the blast and become deadly shrapnel, further strengthening it! And I'll hit you with my epileptic attacker(shortly to become Starry Night) too, just to make certain!
Okay, Twin. What is your response? MOO WAH HAH HAH!
...What?! NO! I'M TRAPPED! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! I thought you were one of the good guys...
...I guess I have no choice to do what you say. I guess I will have to damage the Godmodder for you. Shouldn't be too hard, since I am on your side anyway.
...But wait a second! You have me trapped in an anti-First Guardian chamber! Now I only have the regular strength of you players. I will only have the same chance to damage him as you would!
Crusher48: "The UOSS shall not fall. Tagon, halt attacks and devote power to shields, I will use the remaining UOSS powerplants and transfer power to your ship's systems. The dynamic of how your shields work should overpower their tractor beam and allow for you to gain the ability to gravitationally control the UOSS, which you will use to stop the descent. If the UOSS still falls, use the teraport, and consume the redundant systems, thruster mounts, and powerplants (including the destroyed/wrecked ones) to teleport the UOSS into deep space, otherwise the explosion will nuke this half of the planet. Again, the enemies do not appear to have knowledge on how to build a teraport inderdiction device."
UOSS Actions: Powerplants transfer power to the Touch-and-Go's shields. repairs attempt to desperately repair thruster mounts.
Virus Actions: Virus attempts to reinfect parts of the server to restore integrity.
Tagon's Toughs Actions: Due to how shields work in Schlock Mercenary (they use gravitational manipulation), the supercharged shields counter the hostile tractor beam, then envelop the UOSS, protecting it (the TAG's shields are 100% protective) and slowing its descent. In an emergency, the UOSS will be teraported into deep space (well, far enough to force foes to pursue it to kill it) to prevent a huge explosion (after that happens, it would be out of the fight until it can repair all thruster mounts to thrust back into the fight, entities can enter deepspace to attack it, it turns into a drifting wreck if all systems are destroyed). Also, the Mixed Grunt Force is teraported into the UOSS. it will overpower any boarders and otherwise aid repairs.
Your entities will do as you say. The UOSS begins to transfer power, and Tagon's Toughs start shielding the UOSS!
NINJA!!!!! PAY ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
demonator: 23/50 because both me and engie have been helping with it.
meteoric barrage is at 30/40 because I've been charging that too.
29/40 for really big tank
I fuel all of my electric alchemized items with raw posting power from my FPBMOS and cause a massive lightning strike to hit comh right before he warps twin out, because threatening twin like that is useful to the AG, not to mention that if you can't notice something that glaringly OBVIOUS twin, you deserve to be trapped like that.
Finally, I combine the torches and the infinity bow to make the infinite fire bow 1/2
...piono stopping you!
...HEY! In my defense, I was so busy running this forum game I didn't really think about what TT was planning.
All UOSS ships form a defensive screen around the UOSS. they tank damage and attempt to block ANY attack on the UOSS. I give them extra support by creating several illusionary ships that draw fire off.
24/50 for the demonator 29/30 for the Uber Heal... almost done! I do another follow-up mega lightning strike that slams into the ships assaulting the UOSS infinite fire bow completed 30/40 for really big tank
>:0
2,000 damage to all Crockercorp Ships!
You got the INFINITE FLAME BOW! A bow that can shoot infinite flaming arrows!
Suddenly, a massive heal wave spreads across the UOSS. the bridge is restored with full HP, and extra healing goes to thruster mounts, powerplants, shield generators, combat modules, then other systems (in that order). The newly restored bridge cannot fire, due to the TAG being directly underneath the UOSS in path of the superlaser.
Crusher48: "Maintain guard over this base. the plan is to keep them away from the UOSS at all costs."
Tagon: "How the hell did you do that?"
Crusher48: "Does it matter?"
Imperishable Phoenix "80% Rebirth" - Mokou's Railgun begins to be forged, in preparation...
Fujiwara Railgun / Mokou's Railgun [xxxx] (1/4)
Imperishable Phoenix "90% - "Game of Rising" - Mokou, ready to try to make the Godmodder rage, finds a few server-side mods that would make gameplay more difficult, and sends them to the Godmodder.
The Godmodder already has the TARDIS and Homestuckcraft plugins installed on his server! The rest of the mods are ones he doesn't care for. He finds more often than not they ruin the vanilla Minecraft experience for his players.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
4/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
I send the U.O.S.S. a gift.
I send them all of my SWATBOTS, but not my EggSWATS. I dont need tham anymore they are useless.
"Wow, you seem to be past halfway through the build. What gives?"
"A couple of other anti-godmodder fighters helped me out with it. I finished building the hull, and it's alterady working. Demonator, boot up!"
"Automatic boot-up on command. All systems online."
"Good. That was simply a test to see if you're working. You can shut down now."
"Understood. Shutting down..."
"Wow, it's pretty intimidating. So, it is alterady ready to attack?"
"Not yet, MechJeb. I just completed the barebones of its' functionality. If I send this rig to the battlefield and turn it on, it will just stand there watching the fight, as it is not programmed yet. I still have to add weapons, shields, mobility items and the such. And I gave it a purple paintjob, because I like purple."
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Black Monolith is ominously floating in midair...and I'm too busy being held hostage to do anything about anything! Since I can't really see what's going on now, here's my guess:
S.A.M. deals 4,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks, but is too scared to attack the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! Said Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy, lowers T.O.U.G.H.'s attack power, and freezes S.A.M. in place!
The Broncos and Seahawks deal 2,000 damage to S.A.M.'s Glass, almost destroying it!
The players deal 4,000 damage to Agent Luthor! The UOSS builds a new Thruster Mount and supercharges Tagon's Tough's Shields! The Cruisers envelop the UOSS in a Shield and send in Decoys to distract the PGs! The Satellites kill 5 Starkiller Battalion Soldiers! Raidriar and the T.O.U.G.H. Troops deal 11,500 damage to Lex Luthor! The Sargeants and General David are too scared to do anything! The Exploding Vehicle Factory makes an AYSM and deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! Titan Vinta deals an additional 4,000 damage, but Nyarlathotep is too scared to do anything! Tagon's Tough's Warship deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mixed Ground Force kills 3 Starkiller Battalion Soldiers! The Master-Chair Gun kills 2Strife Battalion Soldiers! The VIRUS gains +5 INTEGRITY!
The Crockercorp Ships destroy all Cruisers, but come under fire and fly away! The Soldier Battalion Strife attack Raidriar! He is able to block most of them, but takes 5,000 damage. The Soldier Battalion Starkiller are partly distracted by the clones, but are still on board the UOSS and deal 4,000 damage to the Mixed Ground Force and 800 damage to the Bridge! Lex Luthor steals 8 cakes and deals 4,000 damage to Titan Vinta! The Godmodder taps on S.A.M.'s glass, breaking it! It takes 25,000 damage as a result! The Godmodder also deals 10,000 damage to the Exploding Vehicle Factory and Nyarlathotep! He also finishes the VIRUS ERADICATOR PLUGIN!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 91,500/100,000. Specials: Currently housed in the Player Containment Unit.
Virus Bomb: 8/20
"...We must end this threat to the Imperium here, lest it escape..."
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
(The game says he stole cakes, but the cakes stolen count hasn't changed.)
What are you getting at?
(If he stole cakes, but the cakes stolen count didn't change, that means only one thing - he ALREADY stole all of the cakes!)
But that would take some kind of tactical genius- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Engie.
Now is not the time to council with yourself.
The search meter is only at 5%.
In the meantime
The Heart of Darkness could possess anything.
Even Twinbuilder.
That can't be right! He's basically been integrated with the game and become the universal stabilizer! Back when the universe crashed into this planet, it was him that caused the world to regenerate, not anything else! Surely the Heart cannot possess him at this stage?
The prison was inescapable.
It escaped.
This means only one thing.
It is stronger than before.
Right then. Purple, once the Heart of Darkness has been found, inform both Twin and the Godmodder that they're to prevent as much collateral damage on the ground as they can handle. Sanity, you'll be on preventing air collaterals. Neutron stars don't discriminate.
(I don't like this plan...)
It's the best plan we have right now. Until all is revealed, we can only- AACK!
I Zanetsuken TT's cannon to the point where he can't fire it with my Sharpness M sword I picked up from the Godmodder when he died in the last thread. Wasn't my first post "Thankfully, my Extreme Gear made the trip."? I then knock-out both the burly guards and free Twinbuilder.
How, and why, you may ask? Well...all that time I have been idle has allowed me to enter AWESOMELY EPIC MODE!
And two, I have started my own faction, the PRO-TWINBUILDERS!The goal of the PT's is to prolong Twin's death for as long as possible. Because seriously, if Twin's going to die, it's gotta be one of those disney deaths or whatever. He just has to be really heroic when he dies.
Huh? It seems that entering AWESOMELY EPIC MODE had made me an entity! This could be a problem...
"Yeah, I made the Demonator's right hand retractable, and being able to pull out a machine gun-like weapon that shoots grenades at a fast pace, and also a four-slot guided rocket launcher. The left hand is able to morph into a sword, and the Demonator is programmed to be an excellent swordfighter. It's eye is also able to fire a laser beam."
"...and as such, the only course of action is to eradicate this threat here..."
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
(Wait, you're purple. Does that give you influence over Hostile?)
Negligible.
I can only influence up to a certain power.
Things like suicide bomber minions.
Not Engie.
(At least he isn't active right now. His electronic systems shut down upon possession, so that buys some time.)
To do what?
Throw poop at him?
(No. To call upon his past.)
Invoke Hellstormer?
Are you insane?
And you are meant to be his sanity...
(LISTEN TO ME! WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS! A POSSESSED ENGIE STILL COMMANDS THE MAINFRAME, AND EVERY SINGLE MINIFRAME IN EXISTANCE! HE CREATED EVERY SINGLE ONE, OUT OF COUNTLESS DESTROYED MULTIVERSES, WHICH HE DESTROYED HIMSELF! WE ARE CALLING IN HELLSTORMER, AND THAT'S FINAL!)
I dislike this plan.
Hellstormer was unstable.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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It's not that easy! The anti-teleportation field accounts for things that are "the exact same but named different"!
I finish Starry Night, and continue to stare down Twinbuilder.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
30/40 Metal Sally
4/20 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
I send the U.O.S.S. a gift.
I send them all of my SWATBOTS, but not my EggSWATS. I dont need tham anymore they are useless.
"Wow, you seem to be past halfway through the build. What gives?"
"A couple of other anti-godmodder fighters helped me out with it. I finished building the hull, and it's alterady working. Demonator, boot up!"
"Automatic boot-up on command. All systems online."
"Good. That was simply a test to see if you're working. You can shut down now."
"Understood. Shutting down..."
"Wow, it's pretty intimidating. So, it is alterady ready to attack?"
"Not yet, MechJeb. I just completed the barebones of its' functionality. If I send this rig to the battlefield and turn it on, it will just stand there watching the fight, as it is not programmed yet. I still have to add weapons, shields, mobility items and the such. And I gave it a purple paintjob, because I like purple."
The vehicles stored in the Exploding Vehicle Factory suddenly explode!
It looks like TF2 will be making a return appearance...
You got the FORUM POST BATTERY MODULE OMEGA SUPREME! A supercomputer that can gain power by participating in forums games such as this one.
Suddenly, the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM takes 3 damage and becomes the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! My OP Scale is beginning to twitch...
What? I already knew about Little Mac. I found that out a few days...ago...
...he was announced just today, wasn't he?
Man, I really need to get these "seeing the future" powers under control.
You fire on the Crockercorp Carrier General, dealing 6,000 damage!
...You win this round.
You can't really seem to use alchemizations to further charges! You will have to do it the old-fashioned way...
Lava Bucket AND Water Bucket = Obsidian Bucket (Level 1: 1/2)
You fully heal the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
You got the OBSIDIAN BUCKET! A bucket filled with solid obsidian. It's way too heavy to carry. In retrospect it's kind of useless.
Imperishable Phoenix "60% Rebirth" (alternate title End of Imperishable Winter "Equinox") deals 1,000 damage to all Crockercorp Ships!
You create a Fire Rod! You know, from the Legend of Zelda.
...What?! NO! I'M TRAPPED! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! I thought you were one of the good guys...
...I guess I have no choice to do what you say. I guess I will have to damage the Godmodder for you. Shouldn't be too hard, since I am on your side anyway.
...But wait a second! You have me trapped in an anti-First Guardian chamber! Now I only have the regular strength of you players. I will only have the same chance to damage him as you would!
So I'll do it, under one condition. Let me go.
It WOULD have worked, if not for...
Your entities will do as you say. The UOSS begins to transfer power, and Tagon's Toughs start shielding the UOSS!
You deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English!
Yes, you can redirect the charge.
You deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
With a D20 in hand, you throw it on the ground! It lands on (7), making the attack fail!
...piono stopping you!
...HEY! In my defense, I was so busy running this forum game I didn't really think about what TT was planning.
Torch AND Infinity Bow = Infinite Flame Bow (Level 1: 1/2)
The ships create a shield and decoys!
>:0
2,000 damage to all Crockercorp Ships!
You got the INFINITE FLAME BOW! A bow that can shoot infinite flaming arrows!
The Bridge gains 35,000 HP, going back online!
I wish you could do that, but TT's guards usher you out of the room!
+1,000 HP to Nyarlathotep!
Infinite Fire Bow AND Obsidian Bucket = Obsidian-Tipped Terror (Level 2: 1/3)
That's some lightning strike, but fseftr comes out unharmed!
Titan Vinta gains 2,000 HP and is locked on to Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
An AG vote was already placed!
That's...disgusting! The Battalion is so revolted that they kick you off the ship! You land right on an anvil in a river.
Because everyone knows Comic Sans is best font.
You deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English!
Better.
You come up with an idea for an entity to come out of it! Right now, the AG idea is taken, so you will have to wait until next time.
The Godmodder already has the TARDIS and Homestuckcraft plugins installed on his server! The rest of the mods are ones he doesn't care for. He finds more often than not they ruin the vanilla Minecraft experience for his players.
You got STARRY NIGHT! A powerful bow that can shoot electric arrows and call upon the zodiac to boost its attacks. It is truly...stellar.
Why are you looking at me like that? Just release me already!
You send the UOSS some SWATBOTS!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Black Monolith is ominously floating in midair...and I'm too busy being held hostage to do anything about anything! Since I can't really see what's going on now, here's my guess:
S.A.M. deals 4,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks, but is too scared to attack the Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM! Said Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy, lowers T.O.U.G.H.'s attack power, and freezes S.A.M. in place!
The Broncos and Seahawks deal 2,000 damage to S.A.M.'s Glass, almost destroying it!
The players deal 4,000 damage to Agent Luthor! The UOSS builds a new Thruster Mount and supercharges Tagon's Tough's Shields! The Cruisers envelop the UOSS in a Shield and send in Decoys to distract the PGs! The Satellites kill 5 Starkiller Battalion Soldiers! Raidriar and the T.O.U.G.H. Troops deal 11,500 damage to Lex Luthor! The Sargeants and General David are too scared to do anything! The Exploding Vehicle Factory makes an AYSM and deals 1,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! Titan Vinta deals an additional 4,000 damage, but Nyarlathotep is too scared to do anything! Tagon's Tough's Warship deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mixed Ground Force kills 3 Starkiller Battalion Soldiers! The Master-Chair Gun kills 2 Strife Battalion Soldiers! The VIRUS gains +5 INTEGRITY!
The Crockercorp Ships destroy all Cruisers, but come under fire and fly away! The Soldier Battalion Strife attack Raidriar! He is able to block most of them, but takes 5,000 damage. The Soldier Battalion Starkiller are partly distracted by the clones, but are still on board the UOSS and deal 4,000 damage to the Mixed Ground Force and 800 damage to the Bridge! Lex Luthor steals 8 cakes and deals 4,000 damage to Titan Vinta! The Godmodder taps on S.A.M.'s glass, breaking it! It takes 25,000 damage as a result! The Godmodder also deals 10,000 damage to the Exploding Vehicle Factory and Nyarlathotep! He also finishes the VIRUS ERADICATOR PLUGIN!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 91,500/100,000. Specials: Currently housed in the Player Containment Unit.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 53,000/100,000. Glass: 0/100,000 HP.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Broncos and Seahawks: [N] HP: 16,950/30,000.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 3,950/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 3,950/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 35,000/35,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x5.) Thruster Mounts: 2,500/10,000. (x3.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x3.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 6
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x2.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 48,900/81,000.
T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 33,950/40,000. Shields HP: 0/10,000. (x0.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x50.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x7.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x2.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 24,950/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 15,000/25,000.
Titan Vinta: [AG] HP: 61,950/80,000.
Nyarlathotep: [AG] HP: 23,900/40,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000. Mixed Ground Force: 6,000/10,000 HP.
Master Chair-Gun: [AG] HP: 19,950/20,000.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 79,700/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 78,450/150,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 76,800/150,000.
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x49.) Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller: [PG] HP: 1,950/2,000. (x29.)
Agent Luthor: [PG] HP: 4,650/40,000. Cakes Stolen: 10/40. Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 57/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 86%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 36%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.)
Egg Swat Factory: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Mantacruise: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
"...We must end this threat to the Imperium here, lest it escape..."
I try to elevate the U.O.S.S. further upwarts with a massive winch to increase it's elevation.
I use the UEFKW and fire the two Players with a healing beam.
(In the forge, it says {2/2} after the UEFKW's level. What does that mean?)
Keep on derpin'
3/40
Sriracha Chicken
2/10
Infinity bow && Hammer = HAMMER TIME!
*goes on MS Paint adventures*
I fire a complex barrage of bullets at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty, 'bullet hell' style.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Just think happy thoughts.
What is it?
(You know Agent Luthor?)
Yeah?
(The game says he stole cakes, but the cakes stolen count hasn't changed.)
What are you getting at?
(If he stole cakes, but the cakes stolen count didn't change, that means only one thing - he ALREADY stole all of the cakes!)
But that would take some kind of tactical genius- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Engie.
Now is not the time to council with yourself.
The search meter is only at 5%.
In the meantime
The Heart of Darkness could possess anything.
Even Twinbuilder.
That can't be right! He's basically been integrated with the game and become the universal stabilizer! Back when the universe crashed into this planet, it was him that caused the world to regenerate, not anything else! Surely the Heart cannot possess him at this stage?
The prison was inescapable.
It escaped.
This means only one thing.
It is stronger than before.
Right then. Purple, once the Heart of Darkness has been found, inform both Twin and the Godmodder that they're to prevent as much collateral damage on the ground as they can handle. Sanity, you'll be on preventing air collaterals. Neutron stars don't discriminate.
(I don't like this plan...)
It's the best plan we have right now. Until all is revealed, we can only- AACK!
(Uh oh...)
The first sign of possession...
(EVACUATE!)
Uurrrgh... I feel funny. *Collapses*
[1/20]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I Zanetsuken TT's cannon to the point where he can't fire it with my Sharpness M sword I picked up from the Godmodder when he died in the last thread. Wasn't my first post "Thankfully, my Extreme Gear made the trip."? I then knock-out both the burly guards and free Twinbuilder.
How, and why, you may ask? Well...all that time I have been idle has allowed me to enter AWESOMELY EPIC MODE!
And two, I have started my own faction, the PRO-TWINBUILDERS!The goal of the PT's is to prolong Twin's death for as long as possible. Because seriously, if Twin's going to die, it's gotta be one of those disney deaths or whatever. He just has to be really heroic when he dies.
Huh? It seems that entering AWESOMELY EPIC MODE had made me an entity! This could be a problem...
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I begin the summoning.
Just think happy thoughts.
(Uh oh. This is actually really bad.)
Tell me about it.
Engie could survive existential deletion.
(Think we should call evac?)
The Miniframe is on standby.
It only responds to Engie.
What do you think?
(I think yes.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
"Any progresses with weapons?"
"Yeah, I made the Demonator's right hand retractable, and being able to pull out a machine gun-like weapon that shoots grenades at a fast pace, and also a four-slot guided rocket launcher. The left hand is able to morph into a sword, and the Demonator is programmed to be an excellent swordfighter. It's eye is also able to fire a laser beam."
"A killing machine, indeed."
You may want to specify the team. Else the volcano will attack your allies, too.
I have no allies, i am neutral(for now...).
Extremely powerful demon 2/35
The summoning continues...
Also, i send a rock rolling towards the godmodder.
Just think happy thoughts.
"...and as such, the only course of action is to eradicate this threat here..."
(Wait, you're purple. Does that give you influence over Hostile?)
Negligible.
I can only influence up to a certain power.
Things like suicide bomber minions.
Not Engie.
(At least he isn't active right now. His electronic systems shut down upon possession, so that buys some time.)
To do what?
Throw poop at him?
(No. To call upon his past.)
Invoke Hellstormer?
Are you insane?
And you are meant to be his sanity...
(LISTEN TO ME! WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS! A POSSESSED ENGIE STILL COMMANDS THE MAINFRAME, AND EVERY SINGLE MINIFRAME IN EXISTANCE! HE CREATED EVERY SINGLE ONE, OUT OF COUNTLESS DESTROYED MULTIVERSES, WHICH HE DESTROYED HIMSELF! WE ARE CALLING IN HELLSTORMER, AND THAT'S FINAL!)
I dislike this plan.
Hellstormer was unstable.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS