[partialnullpost] Twin, I think this is awesomely amazing.
And actually, yes, I know how hard it is to run a forum game, I'm currently running one myself.
I've run quite a few other dead ones, such as the OP king, the original Quest for Answers, and even one item-based combat game that I forget the name of.
Oh yes, I created Coming Apocalypse, as well as piloted it for the vast majority of its existence. Cut the chitchat and attac- Slash through! Go! What in the world are you doi- nooooooooooooooooooooooooo......................................................... Thanks for the help twin, now I can get back to playing normally. YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!!!! Ominous... but really quite arrogant of him.
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partialnullpost is when I'm not doing anything, but I kind of want it to be quoted so that other players notice that something screwy has stopped.
Whoa! Looks like this guy's influence in the game is over... I wonder who he is!
The UOSS movement is caused by it orbiting the planet too fast and then having to devote too much power to staying aloft to slow down. I then steal all color from the world (turning Twinbuilder's next post into all monochrome) and throw it away at light speed, making the godmodder go catch it.
UOSS Actions: Cruisers are produced to provide a fleet (the powerplants supercharge ship production), MMM Launchers start firing on the weakest carrier, repairs on thruster mounts.
Virus Actions: The virus attempts to hack plugin data and delete Homestuckcraft (or whatever Homestuck plugin the server has). If that fails, it just attacks the physics engine.
Oh no! No more color left? Shoot! I liked talking in green! Ah, whatever. Hey! Looks like your attack failed!
"Well, I knew tapping into the Color Fields of the Multiverse would help someday."
It appears the UOSS is doing as you say!
No! Don't de l e teth a t plU61n
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Hey, looks like that failed too. Scratch is still here. So are the Carriers. Huh. I guess the VIRUS will just attack the PHYSICS ENGINE.
umm...........
what? Why did you post something new?
Anyways, I don't think this is violationating the new 'don't post during an update' rule, so here goes.
23/40 for really big tank
3/6 for the FPBMOS
27/30 for the mercenaries
16/30 for uber heal
I use my massive assortment of computers to super-charge the virus.
Then, I use my forum game to meld it with this one, making me a sort-of-admin on this game temporarily and I give all AG actions a boost!
The unnatural mailbox sacrifices one of its hitpoints, and begins shrieking very loudly...
banshee call: all units that are not in some way immune to sonic attacks (aka: deaf, mechanical, in space, wearing earmuffs) take a massive deduction to accuracy.
It does this in addition to its previous ability: unnatural.
(the mailbox does all of its abilities every round)
Oh that? That's for the Forge. I'm just making the Alchemy List its own "post", because it would take up too much space in mine. You will help theVIRUS! You use the FORUM GAME in conjunc 710 n wi WAIT NO! d 0n 7 d0 7h4 7
*huff huff* Sorry, piono. Can't allow anyone else to take control. I'll fight my ownership for this game until my... dying... breath.
The Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM appears to OH HELL WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!??!! AGGGH!!! HOLD ON! I'M GOING TO GET SOME EARMUFFS!!!
...Phew. Anyways, the Mailbox appears to have gained a Shrieking prefix! It also looks like it has taken 1 damage!
Begin warming up the Plot Contrivance Cannon in case Twinbuilder dies (Because honestly, once someone kills him, the godmodder's gonna storm in and make the game unwinnable.)
...
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?! Now that's GOING to happen!!!
If it means not letting the Godmodder take control of this game, I'm going to make me stay alive!!!
"That would mean dooming your entire timeline to the far reaches of--"
I say these depressing statements to the Constructs:
"It is too early to deploy our finest warriors! We must save our trump cards for later in the game! However, I have planned a device that attracts meteors towards its target, so I reccomend working on that! C3 can return to business!"
Meteoric Smash: 17/40
Uber Heal: 18/30
I use the Contaminated Gear on the Crockercorp Ship General.
You use the Contaminated Gear! Even though the ships are huge and obviously not organic, it looks like it's being affected anyway! Spoils of War sure are weird, huh.
24/40 for really big tank
4/6 for FPBMOS
29/30 for the mercenaries
19/30 for the uber heal
crusher, remind me again why you want to invade sigma's Wily Egg zone? He isn't doing anything to us.
I combine my forum game power into the Virus, which taps into the forum game itself, warping the powers of probability in the favor of the AG team.
I s 41|) NO!!!!!!!11111 U 6hhh. Please stop trying to mess this up.
Wait. Looks like your attack actually let an AG entity mini-crit. Huh.
I am always complaining about everybody because that is my personality. Get used to it. I'm not trying to be a nice, courteous young lass. You know, there IS a reason I like Vriska, you know. That was two you knows.
Soulless Serpent does a BOW-SWORD COMBO on TwinBuilder with the XBlades and Pateluna's bow! The reason for this is that I am merely trying to orchestrate events as they happen in the timeline, and one of those is Twinbuilder dying.
Yeah, I guess you do complain a--wait. Why are you running towards me? What. No--
I immediately panic and spam the [BLEEP] out of a big red button.
A crystal structure emerges from the ground, clearly meant to hold something.
"IT GOT FREE!"
At the same time, in space, a large starship the size of a Red Giant star appears. Clearly, it has answered an emergency call of some kind.
"Deploy search drones. We need to find and recontain the Heart of Darkness, and make sure the Godmodder doesn't reach it first."
Heart of Darkness: UNKNOWN/UNKNOWN [Status: Not found: 0% (+1% for each active Search Drone every turn)]
Search Drone: 1/1 [Massive dodge chance] [Amount remaining: 5 (+1 every 2 turns)]
Mini Mainframe: 5000000/5000000 (It needs that much HP to be able to help recontain the Heart of Darkness)
...What's the Heart of Darkness? I'd like some more info on how this will work before it can appear.
Summon Fujiwara no Mokou: Edited (Mokou is a rival godmodder, but can't god mod as much, just have high-powered items)
Abilities:
Infinite Respawn - Respawns automatically 5 turns after a death.
Flamethrower - Can use a flamethrower (does not have.)
Dual Wielding - Can use 2 swords at once
All Armor - Can use any armor
Railgun - If given a metal bar and a metal projectile, can (2 turn) forge into a railgun that shoots projectiles at PGs and Godmodder.
Phoenix - Anything fire-based (including nuclear fusion, but not fission) can be generated through "Mokou's Flamethrower" (on deck)
Restrictions:
"Curse you, Kaguya-hime!" - If "Taketori Monogatari" or any Apollo mission is mentioned, Mokou's attack hits a random PG instead of the target.
"New Clear?" - Takes 5 damage every turn if exposed to actinides.
Health: 20/50 (50 max, spawns with random 10-30), regens 2.5 each turn
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SOS Brigade attempts to acquire wither skulls. Hidden "ban boxes" throughout map (can't all be found), containing griefing tools. (There are 9001 ban boxes. Godmodder is forbidden from touching them. All AGs, though, can use them, after 20-post charge to "smash".)
The Godmodder sends Ban Box Banners to destroy all Ban Boxes, since he can't touch them, but they can! fter 9.001 seconds, all of them are located and destroyed.
22/40 Wily Egg Invasion (this probably will not destroy the wily egg zone)
20/30 Uber Heal
Suddenly, a swarm of tiny wormholes opens up, and the mercenary crew "Tagon's Toughs" teraports into the battle.
Crusher48: "What took you so long?"
Tagon: "I only got the message 15 minutes ago. we may move fast, but it does take some time to mobilize our forces."
Crusher48: "Alright, here is your operational objective. this (pointing at the UOSS) is the Ultimate Orbital Space Station, or UOSS."
Tagon: "Wow. the name is in as bad a shape as it is."
Crusher48: "Your objective is to help protect it until we can repair it enough to get it back into the fight."
Tagon: "And how are you going to do that?"
Crusher48: "I have extremely advanced repair bots, and a large crew."
Tagon: "Fine, if you think you can repair the UOSS that fast, go right ahead. What is the hostile force?"
Crusher48: "That (pointing at the Crockercorp fleet) is the Crockercorp fleet. They are extremely difficult to take out."
Tagon: "Any teraport inderdiction in place?"
Crusher48: "No. We chose your crew because of Kevyn's experience with terport devices, and we expect you to take full advantage of the teraport. For starters, how many terapedos are available on your ship?"
Tagon: "About 100.
Crusher48: "Arm them, then detonate them inside those ships. try to hit internal structure, but unfortunately I have no clue on their internal structure."
Tagon: "Another thing I dont get. Where are the annie-plants you need to power the UOSS and Crockercorp armada? Scans are coming up negative on their location."
Crusher48: "These ships have strange power systems. I know. Shoot first, analyze wreckage later."
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: 50000/50000 Shields, 10000/10000 HP (recovers 10000 shields per round)(able to deploy ground forces and armor brigades)(has teraport device, allows for many fancy tricks)(terapedo barrage special attack, high damage with a chance to score a devestating critical hit)
Tagon's Toughs' Armor Brigade: 5000/5000 HP x4 (flying tanks that are able to go into space)(must be deployed before use)
Tagon's Toughs' Mixed Ground Force: 10000/10000 HP (has flight suits, low-profile armor, and mixed weapons)(must be deployed before use)
"It looks like Twinbuilder is beginning a self-insert plotline!" It looks like its time to put my secret plan into motion...right after I see how this is going to develop...
For now, I keep working on my new weapon. I barely get to post anymore...this game is getting too popular and the posts are coming so fast...still, the post limit is required. We don't want to overwork Twin.
I guess so. Although this wasn't really my idea... Hmm. I wonder what your secret plan could be!
Yeah. This is really popular. Although, I'll keep "posting", because I've got to start what I finish!
I toss a load of throwing knives at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
These throwing knives are also covered in catnip, in an attempt to attract a warrior cat.
2,500 damage! There are no warrior cats on Crockercorp Carrier Betty! None that I can see, anyway.
"Agent Luthor, your job is to steal the Godmodder's cakes. All 40 of them."
Agent Luthor: 20000/20000 [0/40 cakes stolen (+1 per turn)] (If Godmodder loses all cakes, deal Godmodder 5 damage)
/Jokepost
When nobody was looking, Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that is terrible.
It looks like the Godmodder's Joke-Turned-Real Plugin is turning Agent Luthor into an actual entity! A PG entity! How would this work?!
All of a sudden, a... Wait, what? A massive fortress with 40 cakes in it just appeared on the AG side of the battlefield! Looks like the roles have been reversed.
I summon my Glaceon and tell it to use Ice Beam on the Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
You got the BOOM-STICK SCOPE! It looks like a rifle stylised to look like dynamite that can shoot TNT Bullets! In other words, bullets that explode upon contact! The bullets can also be toggled to set off a redstone charge.
(4/20) for Betty
Replacing the Aggression Capacitor for:
Undying (Sentry won't be permanently removed from the battlefield on the first death, instead taking a 5 turn repair period. On the second death, it will be removed)
This increases the total needed post count by 3.
(Question, how powerful do you think the sentry can be? I rehashed the stats in the spoiler below)
General:Good-Great HP total (25k)
Average damage output (3-4k)
Abilities:
-Missile Pods (Sometimes fires explosives at the enemy, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another) (Example: Attacks with pods, hits enemy for 500 in this case, and another for 250 dmg)
-Augmented Slag Gun (Increases AG minicrit chance [x%] and crit chance [x%])
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (5k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
The HP can be buffed, the attack damage will be nerfed, and everything else looks pretty good.
Minecart Turret && Computer = Computerized Mark II Minecart Turret. Complete!
Computerized Mark II Minecart Turret has been programmed to attack the Crockercorp Battalion.
E/E Bridge: 15/20 TSFF: 11/20
I accidentally inflate my fist. Using my newly-swollen fist, I Falcon Punch one of the Crockercorp drones.
The Minecart with Sentry Gun is not complete yet! 3,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude!
"I know! I'll give the Godmodder and his toys a sample of their own medicine and erect a boss for THEM to fight!"
"Uh, Twinbuilder said that [AG] bosses are not allowed."
"Not if I make a long 50-post charge."
"Alright, man, it's your fanny on the line."
"Here we go! Erectin' a Demonator-bot!"
Demonator-bot: 1/50
(The green speech lines are my alter-ego, OpelSpeedster. No, he's not an entity. More of an NPC.)
OpelSpeedster does not exist because I am currently the First Guardian of Minecraft! There can't be two!
Normally, I would say no to AG Bosses, but I guess I can make an exception. However, you can only make 2-40 post charges, not 50-post ones! However, since this is a boss, I will let this go through. To compensate, this will the only AG Boss for a while.
I forgot whether charge posts count after the post limit or not. Twinbuilder doesn't has to exactly respond to them, so I don't see why they shouldn't count.
3/50
2/50
End-of-Turn Battle:
Well, I guess now's as a good a time as ever for me to attack. Here I go! ... I deal 5,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks! Ha!
S.A.M. deals 4,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks! He tries to attack the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM, but fails! The Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM creeps out Titan Vinta and the Broncos and Seahawks, giving them a chance of being unable to attack this turn!
The Broncos and Seahawks are too scared to attack!
Titan Vinta is too scared to attack! The SUPERCHARGED Ship Production produces 4 more Cruisers! All Cruisers deal 2,400 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The MMM Launchers deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The Thruster Mounts are healed for +2,000 HP! Raidriar attempts to attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty, but the Soldiers block it! T.O.U.G.H. deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matespritship! The Sargeants and General deal 6,500 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The Exploding Vehicle Factory can't attack due to the shrieking! Nyarlathotep deals a critted 4,000 damage to Agent Luthor! The Master Chair-Gun deals 1,000 damage to all 3 Crockercorp Ships! Tagon's Tough can't attack due to the shrieking!
It looks like the Godmodder is giving all the members of him team (including Doc Scratch) earmuffs! Now they won't be able to listen to the "wonderful melodies" of the Mailbox! The Crockercorp Fleet destroys both Thruster Mounts! Oh... Oh no! It's descending rapidly! For the first time in forever, the UOSS is failing! Its elevation drops to 6! The Fleet also summons Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! Their express purpose will be to... well, I guess we'll see soon enough. The rest of the PG fleet destroys T.O.U.G.H.'s Shields and deals 6,000 damage to its main structure! The Godmodder stuns Raidriar and deals 10,000 damage to him! However, Raidriar begins to grow resistant to the Godmodder's antics... The Godmodder then deals 10,000 damage to S.A.M.'s Glass!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
A virus bomb is a biological weapon employed by the Imperium of Man that is so potent it reduces all life to a biological sludge. However, I can't control how much damage it does, that is up to you.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
(Heart of Darkness: A very powerful entity. Quite literally takes the appearance of a giant heart. It can enthral some entities, and usually relies upon thralls and devastating telekinetic and psionic attacks. Oh, it can spray toxic blood at people. Somehow, it's also VERY tough. That Mini-Mainframe? Not even close, although the Neutron Star Cannon balances the battle out a bit. If the Heart of Darkness enthrals the Godmodder, we're screwed - enthralled entities are a LOT tougher than their regular selves.)
"Ugh, whatever. I wonder if it will drop a legendary this time around."
(Whoever destroys the Heart of Darkness will get the Genuine Solar Arc as a reward.)
"What does that do?"
(It's basically a solar-powered sniper rifle-)
"Ha, gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!"
(Not really. It deals about 60000 damage according to this game's physics whenever it fires, but required 3 posts to recharge.)
"That is really OP."
(Exactly. Don't let the Godmodder kill the Heart of Darkness or be enthralled.)
I'm going to make the Demonator-bot like a 'procedural' boss. By that, I mean I will slowly reveal his stats and abilities for every 10% of the charge attack, so it's like I'm slowly building the robot. At around 80% or 90%, the bot can be considered ready to fight, even though it's not complete and some of it's abilities are missing.
Also, I'll be able to upgrade it after it is released. It'll work pretty much like charge attacks.
"Excellent. Instruct Chaplain Grimaldus to lead a prayer to the Emperor to take those who remain loyal into His gentle embrace."
"At once my lord."
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
I decide to give Twinbuilder suitable accomodations! I drop down my player containment and ??????? ?????? unit of luxury into the field, and invite him into it.
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Senbonzakura Forging: [xxxxxxxxxx]
(8/10)
Hana ni Kaze Forging: [xxxxxxxxx] (4/9)
世界を大いに盛り上げるための桜の団 - SOS Brigade sets a sizable amount of TNT under the PGs, while wearing "Phoenix Shields", to protect from everything while they hold a redstone torch. (They are still holding the torch!)
Mokou's Spawnpoint Set:
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SOS Brigade spawns a wither in the PG supply room.
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "80% Reflowering" - All trees are now cherry blossoms.
Imperishable Phoenix "40% Rebirth" - "As the eternal summer ends, the weather shifts to autumn, then straight to spring." Everything that requires a multiple of 10 posts to charge has a special effect every multiple of 20%.
I would like to call attention to the fact that someone made a tv tropes page! This may have already been posted, but I think Pionoplayer made it. And it looks like he spent some time on it too!
I work on my weapon. I forget what it made. Is it at 4/6 or 5/6? I forget.
Tagon: "We are prepared to launch the terapedo attack. Before we do, however, I have to ask: where are we getting our payment from?"
Crusher48: "See that guy down there? That is the Godmodder. he has about 400 billion dollars in his account, and when we defeat him, 10% of that will be paid to you."
Tagon: "Ah. INITIATE TERAPEDO ATTACK!"
Also, a few objections about the fight. first off, Tagon's toughs could not have been interrupted by shrieking, because their ship is IN SPACE, and physics occurs (he specifically made an exception for entities in space as well). secondly, the cruisers should have tanked damage (they were designed for that purpose), and did not.
UOSS Actions: Desperation repairs are executed on thruster mounts, and supercharged. the UOSS orbits away from the fight. Ship bays produce carriers.
Virus Actions: The Virus attempts to destroy the physics engine. it splits into several smaller subprocesses to make it more difficult to disable.
Tagon's Toughs actions (I control their pay, they do as I say): The ship teraports a dozen or so terapedos filled with antimatter into Crockercorp Carrier Betty, then uses Gravity Manipulation to attempt to stall for time with the UOSS by keeping it up a bit longer.
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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn) Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Anti-everthing defences:If attacked the attacking entity takes counter damage
Buffs:
Heavy armor:All atttacks at it deal 50% damage
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Demolitions Officer Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "Dammit! I was saving that terapedo!"
Science officer (and teraport inventor) Kevyn: "What exactly were you saving that for?"
Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "I was going to use that to blow up a small moon sometime!"
Kevyn: "Ennesby! What are you doing with the teraport?"
Ennesby (rogue AI working for the Toughs): "I pranked the godmodder by teleporting some ants into his pants."
Kevyn: "We need all the teraport power we can spare to teraport the UOSS to safety."
Ennesby: "According to my calculations, the UOSS is too massive to transport with this ship's teraport."
Kevyn: "I invented the teraport, and I believe that there may be a way to make this work, if you stop hogging teraport power!"
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Mokou Spawning:
NEW ATTRIBUTE - Incorruptible - Any attempt to convert Mokou into a neutral or PG results in Mokou "turning into a phoenix", blasting whoever attempts to do so to ashes (deals 2 damage to the Godmodder).
New attribute - requires a 40-total post 2-part charge to do - Past "Old History" - Spawns in a previous entity, but starting at only 10% power.
New attribute - requires the new DTG thread to reach 100 pages first - Future "New History" - Mokou will respawn in future DTG threads (DTG 3???), but requires X post charge to do so. Charging must start on or after page 101. (X can be up to 100, and split into "Phoenix Rebirth 20%", "Phoenix Rebirth 40%", et cetera, in order to balance. Suggested value for X: 30 (50% and 100%, 15-posts per section))
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Mokou was slightly edited to prevent being nullified.
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What do you mean by that?
Whoa! Looks like this guy's influence in the game is over... I wonder who he is!
Oh no! No more color left? Shoot! I liked talking in green! Ah, whatever. Hey! Looks like your attack failed!
"Well, I knew tapping into the Color Fields of the Multiverse would help someday."
It appears the UOSS is doing as you say!
No! Don't de l e teth a t plU61n
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Hey, looks like that failed too. Scratch is still here. So are the Carriers. Huh. I guess the VIRUS will just attack the PHYSICS ENGINE.
Oh that? That's for the Forge. I'm just making the Alchemy List its own "post", because it would take up too much space in mine. You will help the VIRUS! You use the FORUM GAME in conjunc 710 n wi WAIT NO! d 0n 7 d0 7h4 7
*huff huff* Sorry, piono. Can't allow anyone else to take control. I'll fight my ownership for this game until my... dying... breath.
The Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM appears to OH HELL WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!??!! AGGGH!!! HOLD ON! I'M GOING TO GET SOME EARMUFFS!!!
...Phew. Anyways, the Mailbox appears to have gained a Shrieking prefix! It also looks like it has taken 1 damage!
...I can't find one. Mind telling me what it is?
...
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?! Now that's GOING to happen!!!
If it means not letting the Godmodder take control of this game, I'm going to make me stay alive!!!
"That would mean dooming your entire timeline to the far reaches of--"
SHUT UP!
You use the Contaminated Gear! Even though the ships are huge and obviously not organic, it looks like it's being affected anyway! Spoils of War sure are weird, huh.
I s 41|) NO!!!!!!!11111 U 6hhh. Please stop trying to mess this up.
Wait. Looks like your attack actually let an AG entity mini-crit. Huh.
Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos appears! However, it looks like he is nerfed upon entering.
2,000 damage!
1,000 damage to each!
Yeah, I guess you do complain a--wait. Why are you running towards me? What. No--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That... that must have dealt 4,500 damage.... Agh! Now I know how the entities feel.
...What's the Heart of Darkness? I'd like some more info on how this will work before it can appear.
The Godmodder sends Ban Box Banners to destroy all Ban Boxes, since he can't touch them, but they can! fter 9.001 seconds, all of them are located and destroyed.
-3 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
All attacks against Crockercorp Carrier Betty will now deal 500 more damage! The Master Chair-Gun will use its special attack!
You being putting up barricades around the Crystal!
Tagon's Toughs appear! I've never heard of that webcomic before... Is it any good? Upon appearing, Tagon's Toughs shield repairs are slightly nerfed!
I guess so. Although this wasn't really my idea... Hmm. I wonder what your secret plan could be!
Yeah. This is really popular. Although, I'll keep "posting", because I've got to start what I finish!
Infinity Bow AND Ellorium Spear = Ellorium Crossbow of Infinity (Level 4: 1/5)
Looks like the VIRUS's attack this turn will be blocked!
2,500 damage! There are no warrior cats on Crockercorp Carrier Betty! None that I can see, anyway.
You give 1,000 HP to Titan Vinta!
3,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
It looks like the Godmodder's -1 Blast Protection Armor protects him!
When nobody was looking, Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that is terrible.
It looks like the Godmodder's Joke-Turned-Real Plugin is turning Agent Luthor into an actual entity! A PG entity! How would this work?!
All of a sudden, a... Wait, what? A massive fortress with 40 cakes in it just appeared on the AG side of the battlefield! Looks like the roles have been reversed.
Yes. However, I just thought you'd want to know that there is already a VIRUS on the field.
Some Egg Swats and the Egg Swat Factory appear!
You got the BOOM-STICK SCOPE! It looks like a rifle stylised to look like dynamite that can shoot TNT Bullets! In other words, bullets that explode upon contact! The bullets can also be toggled to set off a redstone charge.
3,500 damage!
The HP can be buffed, the attack damage will be nerfed, and everything else looks pretty good.
Yes, you can! In fact, it's encouraged! It brings a sense of teamwork together and is quite frankly, pretty useful.
Titan Vinta and Nyarlathotep will attack the Crockercorp Fleet!
Minecart with Turret AND Computer = Minecart with Sentry Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
Vote added! I'm not sure whether or not it will work, though.
The Minecart with Sentry Gun is not complete yet! 3,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude!
You destroy 2 Crockercorp Soldiers!
3,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
No, it hasn't! Trust me, I know these things.
OpelSpeedster does not exist because I am currently the First Guardian of Minecraft! There can't be two!
Normally, I would say no to AG Bosses, but I guess I can make an exception. However, you can only make 2-40 post charges, not 50-post ones! However, since this is a boss, I will let this go through. To compensate, this will the only AG Boss for a while.
You can't make 50-post charges! OpelSpeedster's is a special case.
26/30
39/40
1/50
20/40
23/30
1/50
2/5
2/50
End-of-Turn Battle:
Well, I guess now's as a good a time as ever for me to attack. Here I go! ... I deal 5,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks! Ha!
S.A.M. deals 4,000 damage to the Broncos and Seahawks! He tries to attack the Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM, but fails! The Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM creeps out Titan Vinta and the Broncos and Seahawks, giving them a chance of being unable to attack this turn!
The Broncos and Seahawks are too scared to attack!
Titan Vinta is too scared to attack! The SUPERCHARGED Ship Production produces 4 more Cruisers! All Cruisers deal 2,400 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The MMM Launchers deal 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty! The Thruster Mounts are healed for +2,000 HP! Raidriar attempts to attack Crockercorp Carrier Betty, but the Soldiers block it! T.O.U.G.H. deals 15,000 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matespritship! The Sargeants and General deal 6,500 damage to Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude! The Exploding Vehicle Factory can't attack due to the shrieking! Nyarlathotep deals a critted 4,000 damage to Agent Luthor! The Master Chair-Gun deals 1,000 damage to all 3 Crockercorp Ships! Tagon's Tough can't attack due to the shrieking!
It looks like the Godmodder is giving all the members of him team (including Doc Scratch) earmuffs! Now they won't be able to listen to the "wonderful melodies" of the Mailbox! The Crockercorp Fleet destroys both Thruster Mounts! Oh... Oh no! It's descending rapidly! For the first time in forever, the UOSS is failing! Its elevation drops to 6! The Fleet also summons Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller! Their express purpose will be to... well, I guess we'll see soon enough. The rest of the PG fleet destroys T.O.U.G.H.'s Shields and deals 6,000 damage to its main structure! The Godmodder stuns Raidriar and deals 10,000 damage to him! However, Raidriar begins to grow resistant to the Godmodder's antics... The Godmodder then deals 10,000 damage to S.A.M.'s Glass!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Infinity Seal Breaker, Scratch and Grounder, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 95,500/100,000.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 75,500/100,000. Glass: 2,500/100,000 HP.
Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 4/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Broncos and Seahawks: [N] HP: 21,000/30,000.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 3,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 4,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 0/50,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x3.) Thruster Mounts: 0/10,000. (x0.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 6
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Cruiser: 3,000/3,000 HP. 2,000/2,000 Shields. (x12.) Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x3.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 55,950/81,000.
T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 34,000/40,000. Shields HP: 0/10,000. (x0.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x50.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x6.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x4.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. AYSMs: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Lamborghinis: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x1.)
Titan Vinta: [AG] HP: 76,000/80,000.
Nyarlathotep: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000.
Master Chair-Gun: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Master Chair-Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 92,250/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 99,000/150,000. Contamination: IIII
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 105,850/150,000.
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x50.)
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Starkiller: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x10.)
Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matespritship: [PG] HP: 1,500/25,000.
Crockercorp Imperial Drone Kismessitude: [PG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
Agent Luthor: [PG] HP: 36,000/40,000. Cakes Stolen: 0/40.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 58/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 94%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 41%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Egg Swats: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x10.)
Egg Swat Factory: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Mantacruise: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
1/50
Uber Heal: 24/30
Boss: 5/50
Ellorium Crossbow of Infinity: 3/5
What I meant was:
"If I post while you're formulating the End of turn Battle, will it count? It takes forever."
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
A virus bomb is a biological weapon employed by the Imperium of Man that is so potent it reduces all life to a biological sludge. However, I can't control how much damage it does, that is up to you.
(Heart of Darkness: A very powerful entity. Quite literally takes the appearance of a giant heart. It can enthral some entities, and usually relies upon thralls and devastating telekinetic and psionic attacks. Oh, it can spray toxic blood at people. Somehow, it's also VERY tough. That Mini-Mainframe? Not even close, although the Neutron Star Cannon balances the battle out a bit. If the Heart of Darkness enthrals the Godmodder, we're screwed - enthralled entities are a LOT tougher than their regular selves.)
"Ugh, whatever. I wonder if it will drop a legendary this time around."
(Whoever destroys the Heart of Darkness will get the Genuine Solar Arc as a reward.)
"What does that do?"
(It's basically a solar-powered sniper rifle-)
"Ha, gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!"
(Not really. It deals about 60000 damage according to this game's physics whenever it fires, but required 3 posts to recharge.)
"That is really OP."
(Exactly. Don't let the Godmodder kill the Heart of Darkness or be enthralled.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I'm going to make the Demonator-bot like a 'procedural' boss. By that, I mean I will slowly reveal his stats and abilities for every 10% of the charge attack, so it's like I'm slowly building the robot. At around 80% or 90%, the bot can be considered ready to fight, even though it's not complete and some of it's abilities are missing.
Also, I'll be able to upgrade it after it is released. It'll work pretty much like charge attacks.
But... me want alter-ego!
Fine, I'm going to replace him with an artificial intelligence from my rocket, to make it actually fit like my lonely avatar.
"My lord, the weapon is prepared to fire."
"Excellent. Instruct Chaplain Grimaldus to lead a prayer to the Emperor to take those who remain loyal into His gentle embrace."
"At once my lord."
I decide to attach a Shield Generator onto the Master Chair-Gun.
I fire my Boom Stick Scope at the Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matespritship.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
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Hana ni Kaze Forging:
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世界を大いに盛り上げるための桜の団 - SOS Brigade sets a sizable amount of TNT under the PGs, while wearing "Phoenix Shields", to protect from everything while they hold a redstone torch. (They are still holding the torch!)
Mokou's Spawnpoint Set:
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SOS Brigade spawns a wither in the PG supply room.
Eternal Scattered Cherry Blossoms "80% Reflowering" - All trees are now cherry blossoms.
Imperishable Phoenix "40% Rebirth" - "As the eternal summer ends, the weather shifts to autumn, then straight to spring." Everything that requires a multiple of 10 posts to charge has a special effect every multiple of 20%.
I would like to call attention to the fact that someone made a tv tropes page! This may have already been posted, but I think Pionoplayer made it. And it looks like he spent some time on it too!
I work on my weapon. I forget what it made. Is it at 4/6 or 5/6? I forget.
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The generator is being modified to work with the shields...
I attempt to rocket-jump onto the Crockercorp Carrier Betty using my Boom Stick Scope.
If I make it, I proceed to fire several rounds into the hull.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
21/30 Uber Heal
Tagon: "We are prepared to launch the terapedo attack. Before we do, however, I have to ask: where are we getting our payment from?"
Crusher48: "See that guy down there? That is the Godmodder. he has about 400 billion dollars in his account, and when we defeat him, 10% of that will be paid to you."
Tagon: "Ah. INITIATE TERAPEDO ATTACK!"
Also, a few objections about the fight. first off, Tagon's toughs could not have been interrupted by shrieking, because their ship is IN SPACE, and physics occurs (he specifically made an exception for entities in space as well). secondly, the cruisers should have tanked damage (they were designed for that purpose), and did not.
UOSS Actions: Desperation repairs are executed on thruster mounts, and supercharged. the UOSS orbits away from the fight. Ship bays produce carriers.
Virus Actions: The Virus attempts to destroy the physics engine. it splits into several smaller subprocesses to make it more difficult to disable.
Tagon's Toughs actions (I control their pay, they do as I say): The ship teraports a dozen or so terapedos filled with antimatter into Crockercorp Carrier Betty, then uses Gravity Manipulation to attempt to stall for time with the UOSS by keeping it up a bit longer.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Anti-everthing defences:If attacked the attacking entity takes counter damage
Buffs:
Heavy armor:All atttacks at it deal 50% damage
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
27/30 Metal Sally
40/40 Wily Egg
Summoned!!!!!
22/30 Uber Heal
Demolitions Officer Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "Dammit! I was saving that terapedo!"
Science officer (and teraport inventor) Kevyn: "What exactly were you saving that for?"
Lieutenant "Pi" Pibald: "I was going to use that to blow up a small moon sometime!"
(Terapedo barrage attack supercharged)
I put antivirus in my red barrel and use it on the virus integrity.
Wiring it up to the shield projector...
I continue to blast at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
23/30 Uber Heal
Kevyn: "Ennesby! What are you doing with the teraport?"
Ennesby (rogue AI working for the Toughs): "I pranked the godmodder by teleporting some ants into his pants."
Kevyn: "We need all the teraport power we can spare to teraport the UOSS to safety."
Ennesby: "According to my calculations, the UOSS is too massive to transport with this ship's teraport."
Kevyn: "I invented the teraport, and I believe that there may be a way to make this work, if you stop hogging teraport power!"
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Hana ni Kaze Forging:
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Mokou Spawning:
NEW ATTRIBUTE - Incorruptible - Any attempt to convert Mokou into a neutral or PG results in Mokou "turning into a phoenix", blasting whoever attempts to do so to ashes (deals 2 damage to the Godmodder).
New attribute - requires a 40-total post 2-part charge to do - Past "Old History" - Spawns in a previous entity, but starting at only 10% power.
New attribute - requires the new DTG thread to reach 100 pages first - Future "New History" - Mokou will respawn in future DTG threads (DTG 3???), but requires X post charge to do so. Charging must start on or after page 101. (X can be up to 100, and split into "Phoenix Rebirth 20%", "Phoenix Rebirth 40%", et cetera, in order to balance. Suggested value for X: 30 (50% and 100%, 15-posts per section))
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Mokou was slightly edited to prevent being nullified.