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24/40 for really big tank
4/6 for FPBMOS
29/30 for the mercenaries
19/30 for the uber heal
crusher, remind me again why you want to invade sigma's Wily Egg zone? He isn't doing anything to us.

I combine my forum game power into the Virus, which taps into the forum game itself, warping the powers of probability in the favor of the AG team.

Nyarlathotep has finished his journey!

Nyarlathotep... the crawling chaos...
60,000 HP
Tendrils: 3000 damage
Arcane Magic: 5000 damage
Passives:
Lovecraftian: This entity possesses magic.

Ultra Mega Missile 6/15

I throw a rock at Crockercorp Imperial Drone Matepsiritship.

25/40 for really big tank
5/6 for FPBMOS
7/15 for ultra mega missile
mercenaries complete

I use all my electronics to mega-zap the crockercorp battleships.

Quest: 11/40
Discovering crystals...

I am always complaining about everybody because that is my personality. Get used to it. I'm not trying to be a nice, courteous young lass. You know, there IS a reason I like Vriska, you know. That was two you knows.

Soulless Serpent does a BOW-SWORD COMBO on TwinBuilder with the XBlades and Pateluna's bow! The reason for this is that I am merely trying to orchestrate events as they happen in the timeline, and one of those is Twinbuilder dying.

I immediately panic and spam the [BLEEP] out of a big red button.

A crystal structure emerges from the ground, clearly meant to hold something.

"IT GOT FREE!"

At the same time, in space, a large starship the size of a Red Giant star appears. Clearly, it has answered an emergency call of some kind.

"Deploy search drones. We need to find and recontain the Heart of Darkness, and make sure the Godmodder doesn't reach it first."

Heart of Darkness: UNKNOWN/UNKNOWN [Status: Not found: 0% (+1% for each active Search Drone every turn)]
Search Drone: 1/1 [Massive dodge chance] [Amount remaining: 5 (+1 every 2 turns)]
Mini Mainframe: 5000000/5000000 (It needs that much HP to be able to help recontain the Heart of Darkness)

Senbonzakura Forging:
[xxxxxxxxxx]
(7/10)


Hana ni Kaze Forging:
[xxxxxxxxx]
(3/9)

月に叢雲の団 - Renamed to 世界を大いに盛り上げるための桜の団

Summon Fujiwara no Mokou: Edited (Mokou is a rival godmodder, but can't god mod as much, just have high-powered items)

Abilities:
Infinite Respawn - Respawns automatically 5 turns after a death.
Flamethrower - Can use a flamethrower (does not have.)
Dual Wielding - Can use 2 swords at once
All Armor - Can use any armor
Railgun - If given a metal bar and a metal projectile, can (2 turn) forge into a railgun that shoots projectiles at PGs and Godmodder.
Phoenix - Anything fire-based (including nuclear fusion, but not fission) can be generated through "Mokou's Flamethrower" (on deck)

Restrictions:
"Curse you, Kaguya-hime!" - If "Taketori Monogatari" or any Apollo mission is mentioned, Mokou's attack hits a random PG instead of the target.
"New Clear?" - Takes 5 damage every turn if exposed to actinides.

Health: 20/50 (50 max, spawns with random 10-30), regens 2.5 each turn

[xxxxxxxxxx]
(2/10)

SOS Brigade attempts to acquire wither skulls. Hidden "ban boxes" throughout map (can't all be found), containing griefing tools. (There are 9001 ban boxes. Godmodder is forbidden from touching them. All AGs, though, can use them, after 20-post charge to "smash".)

11/40 looking for diamonds

I rage and throw my red barrel at the virus integrity

(2 / 4)
Boom Stick Scope...

I pull out my MAGIC LENS, and identify the Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
(Identification: Extra damage for each attack.)

I command the Master-ChairGun to use it's special attack, hitting three random PG entities.

"What is that crystal coming up out of the grooooooOH GOD BURN IT WITH ICE KILL IT KILL IT NOW!"

>Begin setting up safety barricades because honestly nobody has any idea what this is capable of

22/40 Wily Egg Invasion (this probably will not destroy the wily egg zone)

20/30 Uber Heal

Suddenly, a swarm of tiny wormholes opens up, and the mercenary crew "Tagon's Toughs" teraports into the battle.

Crusher48: "What took you so long?"
Tagon: "I only got the message 15 minutes ago. we may move fast, but it does take some time to mobilize our forces."
Crusher48: "Alright, here is your operational objective. this (pointing at the UOSS) is the Ultimate Orbital Space Station, or UOSS."
Tagon: "Wow. the name is in as bad a shape as it is."
Crusher48: "Your objective is to help protect it until we can repair it enough to get it back into the fight."
Tagon: "And how are you going to do that?"
Crusher48: "I have extremely advanced repair bots, and a large crew."
Tagon: "Fine, if you think you can repair the UOSS that fast, go right ahead. What is the hostile force?"
Crusher48: "That (pointing at the Crockercorp fleet) is the Crockercorp fleet. They are extremely difficult to take out."
Tagon: "Any teraport inderdiction in place?"
Crusher48: "No. We chose your crew because of Kevyn's experience with terport devices, and we expect you to take full advantage of the teraport. For starters, how many terapedos are available on your ship?"
Tagon: "About 100.
Crusher48: "Arm them, then detonate them inside those ships. try to hit internal structure, but unfortunately I have no clue on their internal structure."
Tagon: "Another thing I dont get. Where are the annie-plants you need to power the UOSS and Crockercorp armada? Scans are coming up negative on their location."
Crusher48: "These ships have strange power systems. I know. Shoot first, analyze wreckage later."



Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: 50000/50000 Shields, 10000/10000 HP (recovers 10000 shields per round)(able to deploy ground forces and armor brigades)(has teraport device, allows for many fancy tricks)(terapedo barrage special attack, high damage with a chance to score a devestating critical hit)

Tagon's Toughs' Armor Brigade: 5000/5000 HP x4 (flying tanks that are able to go into space)(must be deployed before use)

Tagon's Toughs' Mixed Ground Force: 10000/10000 HP (has flight suits, low-profile armor, and mixed weapons)(must be deployed before use)

In case the reference is missed, I just summoned the main characters of the webcomic Schlock Mercenary.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/SchlockMercenary

"It looks like Twinbuilder is beginning a self-insert plotline!" ^{_{It looks like its time to put my secret plan into motion...right after I see how this is going to develop...}}

For now, I keep working on my new weapon. I barely get to post anymore...this game is getting too popular and the posts are coming so fast...still, the post limit is required. We don't want to overwork Twin.

I agree, TT. I barely get to post, like your situation.

Anyways...

Meteoric Barrage: 18?/40
Uber Heal: 21/30

I begin to combine the Infinity Bow and the Ellorium Spear. 1/5.

Ultra Mega Missile 8/15

12/40 diamonds?

I drop a wall on the virus. A firewall.

(3 / 4)
Boom Stick Scope...

I toss a load of throwing knives at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
These throwing knives are also covered in catnip, in an attempt to attract a warrior cat.

(3/17)

!!! I throw a box of supplies towards allies !!!

Meteor Barrage: 19/40
Uber Heal: 22/30

Alchemisation (Ellorium Spear && Infinity Bow): 2/5

I proceed to smash the Crockercorp Ship General with an old-fashioned oaken galleon.

2/40

I explode behind the godmodder. Only cuz I can

"Agent Luthor, your job is to steal the Godmodder's cakes. All 40 of them."

Agent Luthor: 20000/20000 [0/40 cakes stolen (+1 per turn)] (If Godmodder loses all cakes, deal Godmodder 5 damage)

/Jokepost