An echoing voice goes to all the AG's and their entities.
"DO NOT ATTACK BUT LISTEN. ONLY YOU CAN STOP WHAT HE HAS SET IN MOTION. LET US ASSIST IN THIS ENDEAVOR."
30/30 THE FLOOD
Flood Gravemind AG
HP 20000
Spawns 10 Infection Forms every round.
Spawns 5 Pure Forms which can mutate into other forms.
Passive: Hive Mind-As long as the Gravemind is alive all flood entities will be aligned with it. Also immune to loyalty changes. If Gravemind is dead all flood entities will go into a frenzy joining the neutral side but will not attack each other.
Flood Den X 4 AG
Hp 1000
Spawns 5 Infection Forms every round
Heals the Gravemind by 1000 every round.
Infection Form
10 HP
Has a chance of infecting an enemy entity converting it to a Flood version of it.
Any infected unit has decreased max hp but increased damage
Only MECHS and The Godmodder is immune to infection.
Pure Form
100 HP
Can mutate into the following forms
I'm fairly certain we are either nearly or completely out of posts. I think we still have a few left, though, so I walk up to a mech and spit all over it.
I send the Godmodder a message containing plans for more possible Mechs. The message is encrypted so that it is un-steal-able, un-intercept-able, un-readable-except-by-me-and-Godmodder, un-destructible, un-hidable, etc.
I knew you'd look, AG players. Just for that, one of your entities takes 6000 damage!
Possible Mechs
B-Mech: [MECH] HP: 25000/25000
Based off of a Bat
Drops Presents and Buffs on Teammates, Unable to Attack
Special: Bat Brigade - Summons a band of Bats that leave in two turns and drop presents everywhere
Spoil of War: Bat Bell - Summons an AG B-Mech with 12000 HP to your side. 16-turn cooldown.
D-Mech: [MECH] HP: 95000/95000
Based off of an Enderdragon
Extremely High Attack
Special: Enderpocalypse - Creates seven Ender Crystals that must be destroyed, lest they destroy the AG forces
Spoil of War: Dragon's Hoard - Buffs an entity with the buff "Dragon Strength," 3-turn cooldown
WT-Mech: [MECH] HP: 95000/95000
Based off of a Wither
Drains Health
Special: Ultimate Wither Skull - Insane damage and heals Mech for 75% of damage
Spoil of War: Beacon of Hope - Spawns Hope Spirits to help fight, 6-turn cooldown
WS-Mech: [MECH] HP: 70000/70000
Based off of a Wither Skeleton
Drains Health
Special: Nethersword - Upgrades to a firey death sword for one turn
Spoil of War: Nether Coal - Spreads fire all over the arena, 4-turn cooldown
G-Mech: [MECH] HP: 50000/50000
Based off of a Ghast
Area-of-Effect Damage
Special: Ghostly Call - Petrifies many enemies in fear and does minor damage
Spoil of War: Ghastly Essence - Petrifies two chosen entities for 1 turn, 3-turn cooldown
MC-Mech: [MECH] HP: 55000/55000
Based off of a Magma Cube
Sprays magma at enemies
Special: Flood of Lava - Lava damages many entities and leaves them with Burn damage over time
Spoil of War: Baby Magma Cube - Can be placed as a helper, leaves in two turns, 6-turn cooldown
EDIT: Darn! In my frustration of being unable to get the smash, I smash the godmodder!
The Godmodder sees your frustration and calms you down before you attack by giving you your own Smash Ball! What he doesn't tell you is that it's just a fake and explodes in your face if you hit it.
I then realize those were the wrong christmas lights! Those were the ones that once I hit the red button heat up to a thousand degrees that can make the person close to them catch on fire even if not flammable. I also realize I dropped the red button onto a mine turtle and it exploded throwing the button into the air then it landed face up under a herd of elephants who almost hit it. Then one hits the edge and it goes flying into the air. Then it goes over a waterfall and falls onto the rocks which barely miss the button, and then gets almost eaten by a shark and the shark throws it to the surface when a boat runs it over and it gets shot out by the propellers and then it lands in the cannon of the starship which fires and the button goes flying with incredible speed into the sky and then it hits a plane and falls straight down button down and hits the ground, activating the lights. Oops. I heal the colossal titan for a random amount of health between 2000 and 4000.
The Godmodder goes into the aforementioned waterfall to cool down!
Just to be fair, the loss of the shield generators destroys the shields as well, but they were probably destroyed by the attack. However, the defense turrets should have fired on the EN-mech because it attacked the UOSS. anyways, I order another carrier and call the drones and the carriers into close orbit to repair the shield generators.
I also look into the Voltzmobile blueprints for any weaknesses when it shows up (this has no effect for now).
Alright.
Carrier added! The drones and carriers will repair the Shield Generators!
You cannot summon the Voltzmobile because it was from the original thread!
I change to the same size as the skeleton mech mk 2, disarm it, steal its sniper rifle, then point-blank headshot the skeleton mech mk 2 with its own rifle. If the godmodder pulls a "sniper rifle no work at close range", i prove that sniper rifles are still perfectly able to work at close range, and demonstrate on the godmodder.
What Sniper Rifle? The S-Mech MK.II never had a Sniper Rifle! All it has is its trusty Mechanized Crossbow that it got for $5.99 on eBay I mean never mind that.
I kick the Godmodder in the leg repeatedly. While he takes 0 damage, this annoys him so much that he shoots a death beam at me. I dodge, and it collides with the UOSS.
I then decide to assist the Godmodder by becoming the Powerplayer! MUAHAHAHA! As my first act as Powerplayer, I point a finger at a random AG entity with 10000 or more HP. It falls over and dies. A funeral procession carries it away. None of the players or other entities do anything. Why? Because I am POOOOOOOOWERPLAYING!!!!!!!!
Oh, gr8, here we go again with the Vriska typing quirk
The death 8eam randomly hits a 8ird in mid-air, vaporizing it!
Failed, on the grounds that 8ecoming a Powerplayer would 8low up the OP Scale!
Suddenly, I take out my second-most-ultimate weapon... THE ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT CANNON!
It hovers high above the Earth, and points its beam directly at the godmodder! It has exactly one shot!
I use magical ropes to tie the godmodder into a chair, then I set up an anti-escaping forcefield all around the area of impact(where the godmodder is), then I start using my remote control to fire the weapon!
But I realize that, high above the Earth's atmosphere, I could miss! I decide to bring the cannon a little bit closer to the Earth...
A little bit closer...
The cannon is now just outside Earth's gravity! I decide I need it just a BIT closer...so I have it enter Earth's gravitational pull!
It starts accelerating downwards, and begins rapidly falling to Earth's surface!
I use my remote control so to activate its thrusters in such a way that it is directly above the godmodder!
It gets closer...
And closer...
AND CLOSER...
Finally, I slow down time when the cannon is 5 feet above the godmodder's face! Then, I start moving my finger towards the fire button...
Only to throw away the remote control at the last second! The cannon itself crashes into the godmodder and creates a HUGE explosion!
Mission acomplished.
You are so busy aiming the cannon that you don't notice that the Godmodder untied the ropes, dug into the ground, and made a bomb shelter!
Wow! It is seriously growing bigger, but its density remains unafflicted...
Meanwhile, one of my Constructs uses the Contaminated Gear if the cooldown is finished. The Construct is then healed by my Orbital Medicannon I have secretly set up. I may put it into play soon...
The Contaminated Gear will be usable again once the contamination wears off, and then two turns afterward.
I send the Godmodder a message containing plans for more possible Mechs. The message is encrypted so that it is un-steal-able, un-intercept-able, un-readable-except-by-me-and-Godmodder, un-destructible, un-hidable, etc.
I knew you'd look, AG players. Just for that, one of your entities takes 6000 damage!
Possible Mechs
B-Mech: [MECH] HP: 25000/25000
Based off of a Bat
Drops Presents and Buffs on Teammates, Unable to Attack
Special: Bat Brigade - Summons a band of Bats that leave in two turns and drop presents everywhere
Spoil of War: Bat Bell - Summons an AG B-Mech with 12000 HP to your side. 16-turn cooldown.
D-Mech: [MECH] HP: 95000/95000
Based off of an Enderdragon
Extremely High Attack
Special: Enderpocalypse - Creates seven Ender Crystals that must be destroyed, lest they destroy the AG forces
Spoil of War: Dragon's Hoard - Buffs an entity with the buff "Dragon Strength," 3-turn cooldown
WT-Mech: [MECH] HP: 95000/95000
Based off of a Wither
Drains Health
Special: Ultimate Wither Skull - Insane damage and heals Mech for 75% of damage
Spoil of War: Beacon of Hope - Spawns Hope Spirits to help fight, 6-turn cooldown
WS-Mech: [MECH] HP: 70000/70000
Based off of a Wither Skeleton
Drains Health
Special: Nethersword - Upgrades to a firey death sword for one turn
Spoil of War: Nether Coal - Spreads fire all over the arena, 4-turn cooldown
G-Mech: [MECH] HP: 50000/50000
Based off of a Ghast
Area-of-Effect Damage
Special: Ghostly Call - Petrifies many enemies in fear and does minor damage
Spoil of War: Ghastly Essence - Petrifies two chosen entities for 1 turn, 3-turn cooldown
MC-Mech: [MECH] HP: 55000/55000
Based off of a Magma Cube
Sprays magma at enemies
Special: Flood of Lava - Lava damages many entities and leaves them with Burn damage over time
Spoil of War: Baby Magma Cube - Can be placed as a helper, leaves in two turns, 6-turn cooldown
More Coming!
The Godmodder scraps the plans! "Only I can make more Mechs," he says. Plus, he was going to make a lot of these anyway.
An echoing voice goes to all the AG's and their entities.
"DO NOT ATTACK BUT LISTEN. ONLY YOU CAN STOP WHAT HE HAS SET IN MOTION. LET US ASSIST IN THIS ENDEAVOR."
30/30 THE FLOOD
Flood Gravemind AG
HP 20000
Spawns 10 Infection Forms every round.
Spawns 5 Pure Forms which can mutate into other forms.
Passive: Hive Mind-As long as the Gravemind is alive all flood entities will be aligned with it. Also immune to loyalty changes. If Gravemind is dead all flood entities will go into a frenzy joining the neutral side but will not attack each other.
Flood Den X 4 AG
Hp 1000
Spawns 5 Infection Forms every round
Heals the Gravemind by 1000 every round.
Infection Form
10 HP
Has a chance of infecting an enemy entity converting it to a Flood version of it.
Any infected unit has decreased max hp but increased damage
Only MECHS and The Godmodder is immune to infection.
Pure Form
100 HP
Can mutate into the following forms
Crawler Form
200 HP
100 ATK
Tank Form
500 HP
50 ATK
Ranged Form
100 HP
500 ATK
The Flood added! The Flood versions of entities will not replace the existing versions.
I'm fairly certain we are either nearly or completely out of posts. I think we still have a few left, though, so I walk up to a mech and spit all over it.
I put the Orbital Medicannon in my secret hangar bay.
Meanwhile, my Constructs get everyone against the Godmodder a cup of coffee, increasing every AG charge by one. Except mine, I must concentrate.
I can look however I want! I have no entities!
Instead of increasing charges, they let the AGs mini-crit! Or they would have if the Godmodder hadn't turned the coffee into zuchinni!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Christmas Village and Tower destroy Wood Man!
More UOSS Drones and Ships are created! Together, they all create another Shield Generator! The Condesce and Masked Dedede destroy the Metroid Prime's Exoskeleton! The Flood begins creating Pure and Infection Forms! No Pure Forms are mutated yet...The Flood deals 3,500 damage to Merasmus! The Mainframe Beacons are removed from play until engie_ninja returns to the forum game...
Metroid Prime and Merasmus Destroy the Tower! The Mechs deal 10,000 damage to the Condesce, destroy a Carrier, and destroy all the Drones! The Godmodder crit-kills Masked Dedede! Now that two of the portal's summons have been destroyed, votes on what to make it summon next are now open!
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
I call to Jeb on my cell phone and tell him to get a computer without minecraft and ask him to get a minecraft server plugin destroyer program that disables all plugins on a server and prevents them from being created, and put it on a USB and plug it into his computer with minecraft on it. This takes 5 turns.
I direct the Godmodder to my list of possible Mechs for HIM to make. Only the ideas were by me. I then combine a manuscript dating back to when Minecraft was Cave Game, a blank spawn egg, and a totem in the old Alchemiter. This creates the Ancestral Totem, which I can use for something I will not reveal yet.
I suddenly receive a pesterlog, which I immediately show to the Condesce!
I see we have come yet again to the point in temporal history where your insufferable actions lead to your own master's demise.
[RD]: WHAT? What are you doing here, Guardian? And how did you find me?
Honestly, it was a quite simple matter to track your chat with Egbert, Serpent. It was also easy to convince you to allow all this alchemy and Carapacian creating to go on without interfering,
A simple two words made you paranoid enough not to interfere.
RD: Are you saying you manipulated me?
RD: How? Why?
Yes, I manipulated you. It was easy. Far easier than even some trolls.
As for how, I will not go into, nor why.
Unnecessary information compared to the task at hand.
May I speak to Ms. Peixes, please?
RD: You mean the Condesce? Gladly.
RD: But I'll be watching you.
RD: Or your text.
RD: Whatever.
Miss Peixes?
Or should I say, your Imperial Condescension? I'm afraid I have no time for titles.
Your master has a message for you.
It is to desist helping these humans and fight on the side of this "Godmodder."
I'm afraid I will have to leave you to consider your options.
But remember - in case you think he won't notice you defying his orders -
HE IS ALREADY HERE.
Goodbye.
RD: This isn't over, Scratch.
Just for the fun of it I simply poke the godmodder.
The flood attempt to infect Metroid Prime
I can live with that I guess.
I tell Xentonic about how Metroid Prime and other Phazon based lifeforms are immune to the Flood due to the Phazon in their bodies naturally killing all Flood Infection Forms or Spores.
I was investigating the blueprints for when the godmodder breaks the rules and summons the voltzmobile.
Anyways, I point out that the skeleton mech cannot use its special ability without a sniper rifle, then think up a fancy plan involving detatching a redundant system from the UOSS and crashing it into a target (no action is taken though). I then do a skydiving SUPER SMASH attack with my axe, using the high speed from the fall to cut the target (the SL-mech) in half.
UOSS actions: Destroyer produced, superlaser fired at S-mech mk.2 (no one else attack it because this is a fatal attack)(i get the spoil of war if any).
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I do not take the entity damage from the spoiler due to the fact that I am... the Meta Gamer. I block the attack of a random mech this turn, and then I start a sequence where I take the Skullmasher and the Legendary Sniper class mod and the rough rider shield all at level 72 due to the DLCs increasing maximum level and melee the mech to mark it and then fire at the mech in with the lowest health in it's weak spot for very high critical damage. Also I have the full sniper tree and full cunning tree. ((You think only one guy can make these references? We need at least two people on it.))
I stop playing SSBB to suggest that Phoenix Wright should come out of the portal. I also combine my Scope..thingy and my copy of SSBB to create something!
"DO NOT ATTACK BUT LISTEN. ONLY YOU CAN STOP WHAT HE HAS SET IN MOTION. LET US ASSIST IN THIS ENDEAVOR."
30/30 THE FLOOD
Flood Gravemind AG
HP 20000
Spawns 10 Infection Forms every round.
Spawns 5 Pure Forms which can mutate into other forms.
Passive: Hive Mind-As long as the Gravemind is alive all flood entities will be aligned with it. Also immune to loyalty changes. If Gravemind is dead all flood entities will go into a frenzy joining the neutral side but will not attack each other.
Flood Den X 4 AG
Hp 1000
Spawns 5 Infection Forms every round
Heals the Gravemind by 1000 every round.
Infection Form
10 HP
Has a chance of infecting an enemy entity converting it to a Flood version of it.
Any infected unit has decreased max hp but increased damage
Only MECHS and The Godmodder is immune to infection.
Pure Form
100 HP
Can mutate into the following forms
Crawler Form
200 HP
100 ATK
Tank Form
500 HP
50 ATK
Ranged Form
100 HP
500 ATK
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I summon a bunch of weak militia soldiers for the godmodder.
The flood will infect them
Orbital Medicannon: 2/5 Cooldown
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Man down!
30th post I believe. I throw 30 posts at the colossal titan.
I start a game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
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I put the Orbital Medicannon in my secret hangar bay.
Meanwhile, my Constructs get everyone against the Godmodder a cup of coffee, increasing every AG charge by one. Except mine, I must concentrate.
I can look however I want! I have no entities!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Godmodder sees your frustration and calms you down before you attack by giving you your own Smash Ball!
What he doesn't tell you is that it's just a fake and explodes in your face if you hit it.
You build another Shield Generator!
There is no possible way that you can build an ACN Turret! You can, however, build an AGM Turret if you want.
Colossal Titan killed!
It was supposed to, but I forgot.
The Godmodder goes into the aforementioned waterfall to cool down!
The Colossal Titan is already destroyed!
The Godmodder throws the combustible lemon into a pocket dimension and puts on his backup Diamond Chestplate!
4,000 damage!
3,000 damage!
The Colossal Titan is already destroyed!
Welcome back!
You have to pick up your charge where you left off, and I believe it was at 5/12.
You armor will be ready in 3 turns!
Alright.
Carrier added! The drones and carriers will repair the Shield Generators!
You cannot summon the Voltzmobile because it was from the original thread!
EN-Mech destroyed! You get its Spoil of War- the Ender Orb! More info about it will be revealed in the Spoils of War section...
Alright.
The EN-Mech is already destroyed!
4,000 damage to the Z-Mech MK.II!
The punch doesn't affect the Godmodder at all, but he still flies into the distance anyway because he feels like it.
What Sniper Rifle? The S-Mech MK.II never had a Sniper Rifle! All it has is its trusty Mechanized Crossbow
that it got for $5.99 on eBayI mean never mind that.What /?
The Robot Masters are on your side! Regardless, Heat Man destroyed! However, his weapon does not appear...
The Godmodder rides one of them off into the sunset...
The EN-Mech is already destroyed!
This charge is at 6/12!
+1,000 HP to Masked Dedede!
The death 8eam randomly hits a 8ird in mid-air, vaporizing it!
Failed, on the grounds that 8ecoming a Powerplayer would 8low up the OP Scale!
You are so busy aiming the cannon that you don't notice that the Godmodder untied the ropes, dug into the ground, and made a bomb shelter!
The Contaminated Gear will be usable again once the contamination wears off, and then two turns afterward.
The Godmodder scraps the plans! "Only I can make more Mechs," he says. Plus, he was going to make a lot of these anyway.
The Flood added! The Flood versions of entities will not replace the existing versions.
The Godmodder sees right through your plan and destroys them!
The Colossal Titan is already destroyed!
You start a game of SSBB!
You become the Meta Gamer! Whatever that does...
The EN-Mech is already destroyed!
3,500 damage to the C-Mech MK.II!
Instead of increasing charges, they let the AGs mini-crit! Or they would have if the Godmodder hadn't turned the coffee into zuchinni!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Christmas Village and Tower destroy Wood Man!
More UOSS Drones and Ships are created! Together, they all create another Shield Generator! The Condesce and Masked Dedede destroy the Metroid Prime's Exoskeleton! The Flood begins creating Pure and Infection Forms! No Pure Forms are mutated yet...The Flood deals 3,500 damage to Merasmus! The Mainframe Beacons are removed from play until engie_ninja returns to the forum game...
Metroid Prime and Merasmus Destroy the Tower! The Mechs deal 10,000 damage to the Condesce, destroy a Carrier, and destroy all the Drones! The Godmodder crit-kills Masked Dedede! Now that two of the portal's summons have been destroyed, votes on what to make it summon next are now open!
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
Christmas Village: [N] Gingerbread House: 5,000/5,000 HP. Vat of Eggnog: 5,000/5,000 HP.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000. (x2.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields. (x1.)
Condesce: [AG] HP: 44,500/60,000. Poison: IIII
Masked Dedede: [AG] HP: 7,500/20,000.
Flood Gravemind: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Pure Forms: 100/100. (x5.) Infection Forms: 10/10. (x30.)
Flood Dens: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x4.)
Metroid Prime: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Merasmus: [PG] HP: 19,500/30,000. Contamination: IIII
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 16,000/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 19,380/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII Contamination: IIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 8,830/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 12,000/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
Festive Godmodder: [GM] HP: 67/125.
The flood attempt to infect Metroid Prime
I can live with that I guess.
Check out my mod idea! http://www.minecraft...r-with-bending/
Also my Spoil of War isn't in the Armory
We've secured side passages 1 through 3
I smash some infection forms.
1/5
I suddenly receive a pesterlog, which I immediately show to the Condesce!
I see we have come yet again to the point in temporal history where your insufferable actions lead to your own master's demise.
[RD]: WHAT? What are you doing here, Guardian? And how did you find me?
Honestly, it was a quite simple matter to track your chat with Egbert, Serpent. It was also easy to convince you to allow all this alchemy and Carapacian creating to go on without interfering,
A simple two words made you paranoid enough not to interfere.
RD: Are you saying you manipulated me?
RD: How? Why?
Yes, I manipulated you. It was easy. Far easier than even some trolls.
As for how, I will not go into, nor why.
Unnecessary information compared to the task at hand.
May I speak to Ms. Peixes, please?
RD: You mean the Condesce? Gladly.
RD: But I'll be watching you.
RD: Or your text.
RD: Whatever.
Miss Peixes?
Or should I say, your Imperial Condescension? I'm afraid I have no time for titles.
Your master has a message for you.
It is to desist helping these humans and fight on the side of this "Godmodder."
I'm afraid I will have to leave you to consider your options.
But remember - in case you think he won't notice you defying his orders -
HE IS ALREADY HERE.
Goodbye.
RD: This isn't over, Scratch.
I tell Xentonic about how Metroid Prime and other Phazon based lifeforms are immune to the Flood due to the Phazon in their bodies naturally killing all Flood Infection Forms or Spores.
Oh no
Maybe you should wait until a few minutes after I'm 100% done posting to check.
In anyway, I added it now.
I was investigating the blueprints for when the godmodder breaks the rules and summons the voltzmobile.
Anyways, I point out that the skeleton mech cannot use its special ability without a sniper rifle, then think up a fancy plan involving detatching a redundant system from the UOSS and crashing it into a target (no action is taken though). I then do a skydiving SUPER SMASH attack with my axe, using the high speed from the fall to cut the target (the SL-mech) in half.
UOSS actions: Destroyer produced, superlaser fired at S-mech mk.2 (no one else attack it because this is a fatal attack)(i get the spoil of war if any).
Side passage 4 secured.... Enemies has streamed into the main room through side passages 5-8! Position compromised.
I burn some more infected forms.
(He's got a whopping one million HP in UMvs.C 3)
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