Just for the fun of it I simply poke the godmodder.
The flood attempt to infect Metroid Prime
I can live with that I guess.
While attempting to poke the Godmodder, your finger stops one inch from him! It then starts gyrating massively, and then spaztically falls off of your arm! You must now spend $50 to buy a Replacement Hand™!
Metroid Prime and its entities cannot be infected by the Flood!
I call to Jeb on my cell phone and tell him to get a computer without minecraft and ask him to get a minecraft server plugin destroyer program that disables all plugins on a server and prevents them from being created, and put it on a USB and plug it into his computer with minecraft on it. This takes 5 turns.
I direct the Godmodder to my list of possible Mechs for HIM to make. Only the ideas were by me. I then combine a manuscript dating back to when Minecraft was Cave Game, a blank spawn egg, and a totem in the old Alchemiter. This creates the Ancestral Totem, which I can use for something I will not reveal yet.
I suddenly receive a pesterlog, which I immediately show to the Condesce!
I see we have come yet again to the point in temporal history where your insufferable actions lead to your own master's demise.
[RD]: WHAT? What are you doing here, Guardian? And how did you find me?
Honestly, it was a quite simple matter to track your chat with Egbert, Serpent. It was also easy to convince you to allow all this alchemy and Carapacian creating to go on without interfering,
A simple two words made you paranoid enough not to interfere.
RD: Are you saying you manipulated me?
RD: How? Why?
Yes, I manipulated you. It was easy. Far easier than even some trolls.
As for how, I will not go into, nor why.
Unnecessary information compared to the task at hand.
May I speak to Ms. Peixes, please?
RD: You mean the Condesce? Gladly.
RD: But I'll be watching you.
RD: Or your text.
RD: Whatever.
Miss Peixes?
Or should I say, your Imperial Condescension? I'm afraid I have no time for titles.
Your master has a message for you.
It is to desist helping these humans and fight on the side of this "Godmodder."
I'm afraid I will have to leave you to consider your options.
But remember - in case you think he won't notice you defying his orders -
HE IS ALREADY HERE.
Goodbye.
RD: This isn't over, Scratch.
I tell Xentonic about how Metroid Prime and other Phazon based lifeforms are immune to the Flood due to the Phazon in their bodies naturally killing all Flood Infection Forms or Spores.
Cave Game Manuscript && Spawn Egg = Classic Egg.
A spawn egg with the look of Minecraft grass before biomes were implemented.
Ancient Egg && Totem = Ancestral Totem.
A totem pole that looks old, almost 16-bit. It also looks like Minecraft grass before biomes were implemented.
You prepare to show the Condesce the pesterlog, but the Godmodder intercepts! He reads the log, and his eyes widen in shock. You hear him mutter something under his breath that sounds like, "Impossible..." He then gives you the note back, and you then show it to the Condesce.
The Condesce reads the note, and her eyes similarly widen! She doubles over, appearing to be hunched in pain! She clutches her trident, and continues on with the battle, seemingly unharmed...
I was investigating the blueprints for when the godmodder breaks the rules and summons the voltzmobile.
Anyways, I point out that the skeleton mech cannot use its special ability without a sniper rifle, then think up a fancy plan involving detatching a redundant system from the UOSS and crashing it into a target (no action is taken though). I then do a skydiving SUPER SMASH attack with my axe, using the high speed from the fall to cut the target (the SL-mech) in half.
UOSS actions: Destroyer produced, superlaser fired at S-mech mk.2 (no one else attack it because this is a fatal attack)(i get the spoil of war if any).
Oh, OK. What, you mean the S-Mech's special ability Sniper Rifle, in which it gets a sniper rifle and headshots someone with it? Of course it has a Sniper Rifle then! What else would it use?
5,000 damage to the SL-Mech! If you are attacking with the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, please refer to it as such (Well, just the HHHH is fine) or I may not know what you are referring to.
I do not take the entity damage from the spoiler due to the fact that I am... the Meta Gamer. I block the attack of a random mech this turn, and then I start a sequence where I take the Skullmasher and the Legendary Sniper class mod and the rough rider shield all at level 72 due to the DLCs increasing maximum level and melee the mech to mark it and then fire at the mech in with the lowest health in it's weak spot for very high critical damage. Also I have the full sniper tree and full cunning tree. ((You think only one guy can make these references? We need at least two people on it.))
The Mechs do not have any discernible weak spots! 4,000 damage to the S-Mech MK.II!
I stop playing SSBB to suggest that Phoenix Wright should come out of the portal. I also combine my Scope..thingy and my copy of SSBB to create something!
(He's got a whopping one million HP in UMvs.C 3)
Scoped Scratch && Super Smash Bros. Brawl = Scoped Smash
It is a reskin of the Scoped Scratch that makes it look like a Super Scope! Additionally, it has a built-in mini-size Nintendo Wii which you can use to play SSBB.
Nova Ball 23/30 complete. It's about the size of a mountain, and it seems to be getting denser...
Meanwhile, I command a Construct to borrow my powers and use a magic seal on the Godmodder, which blocks his transformation powers this turn. It is also immune to the powers of transformation itself.
The Godmodder cannot transform into anything this turn! Not like he would have, anyway...
Shaidar Haran: 2/30
I start my own army, Chaotic Army, with the prefix [C] and the goal to cause as much chaos as possible! Any players are welcome to join if they wish. Twin, you can also use the neutral prefix if you want. Firstly, I summon a Darkhound to be a member of the Chaotic Army. I'm going to pretty much use only Wheel of Time entities for a while.
The Chaotic Army merges with the Army of Trollocs to become the Chaotic Army of Trollocs!
Shaidar Haran: 3/30
I reveal that I was lying about the Chaotic army, and me and the Darkhound join the Godmodder again! I summon two Draghkar. I then shoot the Flood Gravemind with a Fuel Rod Cannon.
The Draghkar join the Chaotic Army of Trollocs to make the Chaotic Army of Trollocs and Draghkar!
The Everydimensional Portal is now ready to summon more entities! Once Merasmus is killed, the entities will be summoned. The Christmas Village deals 2,000 damage to the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar!
The UOSS fires its Superlaser at the S-Mech MK.II, destroying it! However, since it is a MK.II model, it does not drop a Spoil of War, since it has already been summoned once. The UOSS Drones and Ships deal 900 damage to the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar! The Condesce and the Flood deal 8,150 damage to Metroid Prime!
Merasmus and the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar destroy 2 Flood Dens and kill the Ranged Forms! Metroid Prime destroys a UOSS Carrier, but comes under fire by the Combat Modules, and it takes 3,000 damage! However, it then summons 2 Fission Metroids as backup! The remaining Mechs deal 15,000 damage to the Condesce! The SL-Mech, nearing death, uses its special attack, Acid Rain! It deals 2,000 damage to every AG entity! This destroys 8 UOSS Drones, the UOSS Destroyer, and a Flood Den. The Godmodder deals 7,500 damage to the UOSS's Shield Generators! However, the Shield Generator is restored somewhat by the Shields.
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
And so ends 2013. What will your New Year's Resolutions be? The Godmodder's is to... well, I'm sure he doesn't need one. He is perfectly content with his life, it seems.
Shaidae Haran: 4/40
I wonder why my Fuel Rod Cannon did no damage. I then decide to try to further contact Doc Scratch. It will take some time, since he has no username.
Contacting Scratch: III
In the meantime, I start exploring the server. I find a mysterious slot that the Ancestral Totem seems to fit in. As I slide it in, I hear a strange rumbling sound. The ground lifts up and reveals: The Ancestral Cavern, filled with old relics. I start to explore it.
Man, it's nearly done.. My concentrating body now has an orange metallic sheen, my eyes glowing the same color. It seems as though i'm in an Übercharge. The ball is currently the size of an ocean, before 1.7.
The Nova Ball's power is near its pinnacle. It is a glowing orange orb the size of a continent, shining with a fiery light. However, I do not feel that it posesses great density. If it has too little density, it will detonate like an orb of liquid, flowing over its victims, rather than an explosive. I open my eyes, which emit with a blinding orange glow, and the Nova Ball begins to become denser...
I upgrade the combat modules with long-range anti-hostile targetting, making them able to attack ANY unit that attacks the UOSS, regardless of whether that is realistic or whether it was from a special attack (each one does 250 damage, and 4 more are on the bridge). I then detonate all TNT the C-mech uses in its TNT strike, before it can be fired out. ouch.
Heat Man reconstruction: 1/20.
Holy crap! It's almost complete!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
While attempting to poke the Godmodder, your finger stops one inch from him! It then starts gyrating massively, and then spaztically falls off of your arm! You must now spend $50 to buy a Replacement Hand™!
Metroid Prime and its entities cannot be infected by the Flood!
2,500 damage! Patience.
15 Infection Forms killed!
Cave Game Manuscript && Spawn Egg = Classic Egg.
A spawn egg with the look of Minecraft grass before biomes were implemented.
Ancient Egg && Totem = Ancestral Totem.
A totem pole that looks old, almost 16-bit. It also looks like Minecraft grass before biomes were implemented.
You prepare to show the Condesce the pesterlog, but the Godmodder intercepts! He reads the log, and his eyes widen in shock. You hear him mutter something under his breath that sounds like, "Impossible..." He then gives you the note back, and you then show it to the Condesce.
The Condesce reads the note, and her eyes similarly widen! She doubles over, appearing to be hunched in pain! She clutches her trident, and continues on with the battle, seemingly unharmed...
Oh, OK. What, you mean the S-Mech's special ability Sniper Rifle, in which it gets a sniper rifle and headshots someone with it? Of course it has a Sniper Rifle then! What else would it use?
5,000 damage to the SL-Mech! If you are attacking with the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, please refer to it as such (Well, just the HHHH is fine) or I may not know what you are referring to.
The UOSS is locked onto the S-Mech MK. II!
All Infected Forms killed!
The Mechs do not have any discernible weak spots! 4,000 damage to the S-Mech MK.II!
Scoped Scratch && Super Smash Bros. Brawl = Scoped Smash
It is a reskin of the Scoped Scratch that makes it look like a Super Scope! Additionally, it has a built-in mini-size Nintendo Wii which you can use to play SSBB.
The Godmodder cannot transform into anything this turn! Not like he would have, anyway...
2,000 damage!
Band of Trollocs added! Idea added!
3,000 damage to the Z-Mech MK.II! Way to be vague! Idea added!
Way to be vaguer! However, all ideas are used up now.
You build an Anti-GodModder Turret (AGN-Turret) to help defend your thread.
Me too!
It should also go to sigmatw, since he was the creator of the Egg Wily Machine X.
Attack failed because they are not on a canyon! In fact, everyone is on a roughly flat area, similar to a Plains biome.
The Chaotic Army merges with the Army of Trollocs to become the Chaotic Army of Trollocs!
The Godmodder counters it with a Relish Nuke™!
They cannot, so they will attack another entity. Pure Forms changed to Tank and Ranged Forms!
The Godmodder catches The_Serpent, so he is not harmed!
They are all dead!
The Draghkar join the Chaotic Army of Trollocs to make the Chaotic Army of Trollocs and Draghkar!
He throws it at your face before it explodes!
You cannot re-summon entities, so this charge fails!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Everydimensional Portal is now ready to summon more entities! Once Merasmus is killed, the entities will be summoned. The Christmas Village deals 2,000 damage to the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar!
The UOSS fires its Superlaser at the S-Mech MK.II, destroying it! However, since it is a MK.II model, it does not drop a Spoil of War, since it has already been summoned once. The UOSS Drones and Ships deal 900 damage to the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar! The Condesce and the Flood deal 8,150 damage to Metroid Prime!
Merasmus and the Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar destroy 2 Flood Dens and kill the Ranged Forms! Metroid Prime destroys a UOSS Carrier, but comes under fire by the Combat Modules, and it takes 3,000 damage! However, it then summons 2 Fission Metroids as backup! The remaining Mechs deal 15,000 damage to the Condesce! The SL-Mech, nearing death, uses its special attack, Acid Rain! It deals 2,000 damage to every AG entity! This destroys 8 UOSS Drones, the UOSS Destroyer, and a Flood Den. The Godmodder deals 7,500 damage to the UOSS's Shield Generators! However, the Shield Generator is restored somewhat by the Shields.
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
Christmas Village: [N] Gingerbread House: 5,000/5,000 HP. Vat of Eggnog: 5,000/5,000 HP.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000. (x1.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x4.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] None.
Condesce: [AG] HP: 26,500/60,000. Poison: IIII
Flood Gravemind: [AG] HP: 18,000/20,000. Tank Forms: 500/500. (x3.) Infection Forms: 10/10. (x30.)
Flood Den: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000.
Metroid Prime: [PG] HP: 18,850/30,000. Fission Metroids: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.)
Merasmus: [PG] HP: 18,500/30,000. Contamination: IIII
Chaotic Band of Trollocs and Draghkar: [PG] HP: 18,000/20,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 16,000/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 15,380/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII Contamination: IIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 2,500/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
Festive Godmodder: [GM] HP: 67/125.
GM's Note:
And so ends 2013. What will your New Year's Resolutions be? The Godmodder's is to... well, I'm sure he doesn't need one. He is perfectly content with his life, it seems.
*shooting intensifies*
I roll a bowling ball over some infected forms.
I wonder why my Fuel Rod Cannon did no damage. I then decide to try to further contact Doc Scratch. It will take some time, since he has no username.
Contacting Scratch: III
In the meantime, I start exploring the server. I find a mysterious slot that the Ancestral Totem seems to fit in. As I slide it in, I hear a strange rumbling sound. The ground lifts up and reveals: The Ancestral Cavern, filled with old relics. I start to explore it.
Oh no
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Personally, my New Year's resolution is to find peace within myself, being a usually troubled person.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Much shooting
I poison some infected forms
If both sigmatw AND Minor107 agree, we will work on something big. An evil, insane idea.
An evil, insane idea involving an insane amount of summons.
Man, it's nearly done.. My concentrating body now has an orange metallic sheen, my eyes glowing the same color. It seems as though i'm in an Übercharge. The ball is currently the size of an ocean, before 1.7.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I boost your table by setting it on fire
Yes, i agree!
How about summoning a lot of Robot masters.
And a Wily-Egg
The Nova Ball's power is near its pinnacle. It is a glowing orange orb the size of a continent, shining with a fiery light. However, I do not feel that it posesses great density. If it has too little density, it will detonate like an orb of liquid, flowing over its victims, rather than an explosive. I open my eyes, which emit with a blinding orange glow, and the Nova Ball begins to become denser...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I upgrade the combat modules with long-range anti-hostile targetting, making them able to attack ANY unit that attacks the UOSS, regardless of whether that is realistic or whether it was from a special attack (each one does 250 damage, and 4 more are on the bridge). I then detonate all TNT the C-mech uses in its TNT strike, before it can be fired out. ouch.
Waiting for Minor107's vote...
In the meantime, i give a random AG a healing cat.
(There's no Wily Egg in this summon. I have something else in mind. Muahahahahahaha...)