The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
11/29/2012
Posts:
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Location:
Ylisstol
Minecraft:
Northern_Lights0
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Step 1: Field Limited Effective Implosion Armament (F.L.E.I.J.A.) construction 1/3. FLEIJA insta-kills all mobs, and will deal 10 damage to the Godmodder if it is fired at the Godmodder.
Step 2: Command blocks! Of course, the server can be hacked, so I do that, and /op myself.
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
I reveal that the jimmies were merely a decoy to give me time to prepare my real summoning: Bruce Willakers, wizard and dwarf, he comes with the ability to cast console commands. I order him to cast slowness, hunger, blindness and nausea on the Godmodder.
I know that won't do much, but it will atleast distract godmodder.
Godmodder cannot block against next attack! However, Bruce finds he can no longer use console commands...
I whirlwind slash the godmodder with the Randor, then I back off, spin with the Randor, throw it in his face, encasing him in ice, and then waltz over to retrieve the Randor.
The godmodder steals Randor right as you start to attack him, and then encases YOU in ice!
You know, I've been using the boss vortex as a way to not have to keep track of all my bosses and spare charges, but fine. Have it your way, I'll take all my spare charges (add up to about ten I think including this one) and play my bosses.
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.
okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)
8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.
7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.
6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.
(I'll finish later, I have to go do something, and no, I am not cheating, the only reason I didn't count my posts then was because I thought my boss vortex would go through.)
Kurak is still not dead, so everything listed in this post FAILS!
Step 1: Field Limited Effective Implosion Armament (F.L.E.I.J.A.) construction 1/3. FLEIJA insta-kills all mobs, and will deal 10 damage to the Godmodder if it is fired at the Godmodder.
Step 2: Command blocks! Of course, the server can be hacked, so I do that, and /op myself.
The Godmodder's server has huge amounts of plugins directed to stopping hackers! They all nullify your hack and hack into YOUR computer, causing you to break the Redstone Loop and the FLEIJA! Then, you are muted so you can't use commands!
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
The godmodder damages them, killing them with damage damage!
The Godmodder grabs a ball and chain from hammerspace and proceeds to trash the Anti-Godmodder side with it! He deals 1,000 damage to the Fort, and 1,000 damage to the Shield Generator. He also deals 1,500 damage to the Wrath Kitten, and causes an earthquake which stops three attacks next turn!
The godmodder damages them, killing them with damage damage!
In a way, I can catorgorize this as vague damage but ok...
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, damage damage, missile damage, rocket damage, grenade damage, bullet damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
In a way, I can catorgorize this as vague damage but ok...
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, damage damage, missile damage, rocket damage, grenade damage, bullet damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
twin...
This isn't a boss vortex post, Kurak counts as dead because he is not counted in the world updates, I can do that post in fact, as I am taking my unused charges and using them. Kurak has nothing to do with this other than the fact that they come from the same list of boss monsters. So I repeat:
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.
okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)
8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.
7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.
6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.
5, Daleth the dwarf king, only 4000 hp, but once again he has attack power to balance it out.
4/3/2, Withra the Great Drake and Galadin the great paladin, Withra has 10,000 hp, but low attack, but also has flying, Galadin has only 5000 hp, but high attack as well as holy damage buffer.
All of them have the mind-controlled buff, keeping them permanently on the anti-godmodder side until killed.
I keep my last post for the start of the charge for my next boss.
Look at the above post, I'll dumb down your own sentence for you. You became herobrine, killed a person named "Him", then stated that the retards are not immune to diamond swords. Assuming you passed elementary school, your sentence should be on the same topic/idea. Therefore, you implied that you killed a flaming retard named "Him" and not me, invalidating your second post. But then again, your grammar sucks so bad I'm not so sure you passes second grade. I then flick the bird at shadoweater22 for:
A. Having terrible memory(Probably not)
B. Failed to pass second grade(Probably)
C. Thinking that he is the absolute best person in the world and is never wrong and everybody that opposes him deserves to die by firing squad(Maybe)
He/she/it then spontaneously combusts as I throw him towards the godmodder using oven mitts.
"We need approximately 200 metal to finish the upgrade."
"I knew that already."
"Then why aren't you searching?"
"I am."
"Okay. Can you get a friend to guard our stuff?"
"Sure can. Pyro, if you could..."
The one of me at the dispenser and sentry looks out for the Pyro en route.
I look at the godmodder. I continue looking at him. FOREVER. The seasons turn, global warming melts the world, the universe dies a heat death, and yet, somehow, I still remain looking at the godmodder. FOREVER! This will probably perturb him, at least.
1/10
Oh and help piono summon the bosses to make them stronger
Step 2: Command blocks! Of course, the server can be hacked, so I do that, and /op myself.
Redstone Loop connected to /tell Godmodder477 desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
x9001
Time for some Otaku Memetic Mayhem!
I get him to watch this video
Godmodder cannot block against next attack! However, Bruce finds he can no longer use console commands...
+40 ammo to the Sentry Gun! It will receive 20 ammo each turn.
1 damage!
The godmodder steals Randor right as you start to attack him, and then encases YOU in ice!
+500 HP!
Players will no longer get Not Enough MP as a response.
Kurak is still not dead, so everything listed in this post FAILS!
The Turrets do not need ammo!
You don't need to charge up attacks...
The godmodder does not have a mom!
The Godmodder's server has huge amounts of plugins directed to stopping hackers! They all nullify your hack and hack into YOUR computer, causing you to break the Redstone Loop and the FLEIJA! Then, you are muted so you can't use commands!
The godmodder damages them, killing them with damage damage!
The Godmodder does not have time to watch videos.
The Godmodder grabs a ball and chain from hammerspace and proceeds to trash the Anti-Godmodder side with it! He deals 1,000 damage to the Fort, and 1,000 damage to the Shield Generator. He also deals 1,500 damage to the Wrath Kitten, and causes an earthquake which stops three attacks next turn!
Fort: [AG] HP: 8,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 9,000/10,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 6,000/7,500.
Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 60%.
Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 80/200.
Godmodder: HP: 118/125.
This will be my last post for today.
He then sends homing Malphas Missiles at the godmodder.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
In a way, I can catorgorize this as vague damage but ok...
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, damage damage, missile damage, rocket damage, grenade damage, bullet damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
(directed at you not the retards SHUT UP)
Now time to charge my Ice staff
1/10
This isn't a boss vortex post, Kurak counts as dead because he is not counted in the world updates, I can do that post in fact, as I am taking my unused charges and using them. Kurak has nothing to do with this other than the fact that they come from the same list of boss monsters. So I repeat:
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.
okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)
8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.
7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.
6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.
5, Daleth the dwarf king, only 4000 hp, but once again he has attack power to balance it out.
4/3/2, Withra the Great Drake and Galadin the great paladin, Withra has 10,000 hp, but low attack, but also has flying, Galadin has only 5000 hp, but high attack as well as holy damage buffer.
All of them have the mind-controlled buff, keeping them permanently on the anti-godmodder side until killed.
I keep my last post for the start of the charge for my next boss.
1/3
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
An orb appears in my Staff
Look at the above post, I'll dumb down your own sentence for you. You became herobrine, killed a person named "Him", then stated that the retards are not immune to diamond swords. Assuming you passed elementary school, your sentence should be on the same topic/idea. Therefore, you implied that you killed a flaming retard named "Him" and not me, invalidating your second post. But then again, your grammar sucks so bad I'm not so sure you passes second grade. I then flick the bird at shadoweater22 for:
A. Having terrible memory(Probably not)
B. Failed to pass second grade(Probably)
C. Thinking that he is the absolute best person in the world and is never wrong and everybody that opposes him deserves to die by firing squad(Maybe)
He/she/it then spontaneously combusts as I throw him towards the godmodder using oven mitts.
Umad?
"I knew that already."
"Then why aren't you searching?"
"I am."
"Okay. Can you get a friend to guard our stuff?"
"Sure can. Pyro, if you could..."
The one of me at the dispenser and sentry looks out for the Pyro en route.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Stop firetrucking charging things so much.
Days until arrival: 19
I summon the Grmpf.
The Grmpf grmpf'd the godmodder. It was grmpf effective.
TT2000, you are genius.
Help him grow! But don't kill him!
Help him, too!
They summon 3 Night Elves each per turn, at these rates:
Night Elf Warrior 35%
Night Elf Archer 35%
Night Elf Veteran 20%
Night Elf King 10%
Actually roll the dice, please...
Also the Night Elves are to attack the godmodder.
They are numerous, damage-dealing, persistent, and highly annoying.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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