Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, wind damage, lightning damage, pebble damage, rock damage, pebble damage, glass damage, arrow damage, bow damage, earthquake damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
The Godmodder calls in a furniture airstrike, killing them with furniture damage!
I uppercut the godmodders nose, pee in his face, kick him into a ravine, throw a bag of thermite down, light the thermite with a match, spray down the ravine with my AN94 fast mags noobtubes and stock, jump down using him as a trampoline, chainsaw his eyelids off, stick a toothpick in each of his eyes, roast them marshmallow style, squirt ketchup on them, eat them, burp in his face, smash his teeth out with the moon, pitchfork his tongue out, fry it, put some salt on it, om nom it, hammer his skull apart with a potato, limb hack his brain apart, steam it, pour pepper on it, feed it to myself, stab his ribs out, BBcue it, rain BBcue sauce on it, cram it in my mouth, tear his limbs off, cook it with awesomeness, stuff it in my mouth, chew with my mouth open, swallow it, ram a pole through him, put him on a bonfire, have a feast by myself, take a massive dump, take the feces, put it in the large hadron collider, send a flaming retard down the large hadron collider, send Jupiter down the large hadron collider, feed the feces to the black hole that the collision made, send a tsar bomba, defuse kit, and another troll video into the black hole, implode the black hole, detonate the tsar bomba, recreate the black hole, pee in it, send a noobtube into it, implode it again, lose the game, and then feed him another tsar bomba because I can.
The Godmodder blocks your nose punch, causing everything else in this chain to fail!
Fail fa fail fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail.
A. They are completely immune to you and everything you do.
B. Even if they are not immune to you, you only killed "him".
C. Herobrine doesn't exist, just made up by little kiddos like you.
D. The curse of repetitiveness kills herobrine even if he exists.
Btw, I realize im only supposed to post twice but im not really doing anything other than pointing out how he failed.
I reveal that the jimmies were merely a decoy to give me time to prepare my real summoning: Bruce Willakers, wizard and dwarf, he comes with the ability to cast console commands. I order him to cast slowness, hunger, blindness and nausea on the Godmodder.
I know that won't do much, but it will atleast distract godmodder.
I whirlwind slash the godmodder with the Randor, then I back off, spin with the Randor, throw it in his face, encasing him in ice, and then waltz over to retrieve the Randor.
You know, I've been using the boss vortex as a way to not have to keep track of all my bosses and spare charges, but fine. Have it your way, I'll take all my spare charges (add up to about ten I think including this one) and play my bosses.
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.
okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)
8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.
7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.
6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.
(I'll finish later, I have to go do something, and no, I am not cheating, the only reason I didn't count my posts then was because I thought my boss vortex would go through.)
6/10
I fire black holes at the godmodder.
"Yeah?"
"Get going!"
One of me goes searching for metal. The other one stands guard at the base, keeping it safe from pesky spies.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Days until arrival: 20
I upgrade the Jimmy Army with Dwarven Runeswords.
TT2000, you are genius.
A massive red bolt strikes...my kitten.
[ag] WRATH KITTEN: 7,500/7,500 HP
Add this to entities.
Now you guys can post normally. I'm going to let a few more posts rack up before the turn ends.
I build an ammo generator. "out of ammo" can no longer be used to defy an attack.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Godmodder calls in a furniture airstrike, killing them with furniture damage!
The Godmodder breaks your sword with Ragnarok, the Sword of Darkness!
They are dead!
The Godmodder blocks your nose punch, causing everything else in this chain to fail!
The Godmodder conjures up white holes (they exist, look them up) to eat up the black holes!
Not enough MP! However, you give the Sentry +20% ammo.
Jimmy Army upgraded!
Wrath Kitten added!
Not enough MP!
The Godmodder thanks the firemen for giving him a nice and relaxing shower!
The Godmodder uses a conveniently placed lightning rod to get rid of the lightning!
There are none!
The Godmodder telefrags the entire Jimmy Army, killing them! The dispenser auto-gets 40 metal!
Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.
Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 20%.
Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 40/200.
Godmodder: HP: 119/125.
I know that won't do much, but it will atleast distract godmodder.
TT2000, you are genius.
7/20
I summon a automatic ammo manufacturing machine that loads ammo into the sentry automatically.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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TT2000, you are genius.
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.
okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)
8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.
7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.
6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.
(I'll finish later, I have to go do something, and no, I am not cheating, the only reason I didn't count my posts then was because I thought my boss vortex would go through.)
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At least, not yet.
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