The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I scratch Doctor Scratch's Doctorate Degree. And then I scratch his windshield, on his NEW CAR!, and his hard drive...
and finally I use a surgeon's knife to scratch Doctor Scratch...
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Fine. I'll help some more by posting now I suppose. You asked for this Twin.
If Scratch is murder-able:
Proceed to murder Scratch. FBI agents come to investigate the scene of the crime and preform an autopsy on Scratch to determine the murder weapon. Then, finding nothing, they dispose of Scratch in sulfuric acid because why not at this point.
If Scratch is non murder-able:
Proceed to not murder Scratch. Instead, invite him to a nice, peaceful game of snooker (its like billiards, but not. Hah. Although I'm not sure how its different.). Well, it would be peaceful except for the obnoxiously loud dramatic music playing. The music is so action packed and mind shatteringly loud, it literally shatters the mindscape, lowering its stability.
Edit- oh, actually the third possible case:
If dead, ignore the above two cases, complain about spawn camping, then respawn.
Better idea. Lets do this.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water. Too bad its all gone.)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
I still have these potions! FOR WILSON! I overclock the Kitsune Charm again, infusing myself with all these potions (AKA: Shoving them all into my face). The ones I have multiples of I spread out over my next posts. I have ascended into a new plane of being. The potion plane. I have become god of all things potion. And with my unlimited power, I rush forward... and start mining into the ground with that diamond pickaxe I had all the way back in Scratch's manor. The potion of Fortune makes me incredibly lucky, and I dig up diamond after diamond. I just toss them out of the cave I'm digging myself. Once I'm finally done, there's a pile of diamonds at least 40 meters high and Scratch is nowhere to be seen. Don't worry about him. He's just casually getting crushed under the weight of several tons of diamond.
You use the Kitsune Charm, infusing yourself with an amount of potions that is completely unreasonable! Critted 14,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
"So, he needs stability to use a Reset Button, and since he Resetted things my Weath Ray is back in my possession. Sounds like stuff is about to die."
I pull out a Weath Ray, combine it with More Dakka, and fire it at Doc Scratch, anhillating several holes in him and shattering the wall of the Mindscape.
Minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! The Weath Ray is getting a bit Repetitive™...
I quickly heal myself a little bit with the Sixth Degree.
I test out Battle Tech effectiveness on Doc Scratch X by using Forge Stoker Level 10: Eruption on him.
I ask Split to end this quickly, or at least severely hasten it, we're already in a bad bind here-assuming he doens't die prior to the EoTB. If he asks how, I remind him of the final attack, and point out that the Narrative dictates that it be used. This would be the best time to impress us all with the most amazing special attack ever, after all...
I have ONE request of you all...We finish off Doc Scratch X and free Alpha THIS TURN! EVERYONE! FINISH THIS GAME FOR REAL ALREADY!!! SHOW YOUR ENERGY!
I proceed to show my energy. Let's recap the stupidity of how many powers I have, hrm? There's the generic Anti-Godmodder energy. There's the energy from my Alchemies, which might as well include a little bit of everything. There's the raw energy of Creativity that the use of is inevitable for this line of work. There's the Door energies that come from me being the 101'st Master of the art of Door Wielding. There's the Comb Rave energy from the Final Rave. There's the energy of Water, Vim and Pulchritude, rather natural for myself. There's the Trickster energies from being Super-Trickster. There's the Red Sun energies from being a Red Sun First Guardian. Last but not least, there's the Reality/Godmodding energy that I have from being an Alpha Godmodder. That's quite a lot of different types of energy, admittedly.
I condense a large majority of the energy into a singular sphere about the size of a grenade, complete with pin. I pull the pin and throw it at Doc Scratch X. It explodes in a violent burst of Creative, Door, Water, Vim, Pulchritude, Trickster, Red Sun and Godmodding energies-than reconverging to damage him again and again and again until the energies pewter out, during which time I fire, of all possible Alchemies, the freaking Silver Rifle, the second I've ever made, nonstop right into his chest.
And still we stand tall! 'Cause maybe they've seen us! (seen us!) And welcome us allllllllll, yeah! With so many light years to go, And things to be found! (to be found!) I'm sure that we'll alllll miss her soooooo!
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
WHOA-OH!
GUITAR! SOLO!
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
(Insert more DODOs here)
WHOA-OH!!!
Minicritted 6,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Everyone's spirits are raised!
I request a buff for my next attack, which will involve the BRASS KNUCKLES!
I then leap towards Doc Scratch, then pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and swirl it around! A voting bar appears, with one side labeled "DEATH BY EXCEL" and the other labeled "DEATH BY SPAGEHTTI". After a heated voting session the voices agree on "DEATH BY EXCEL", and Doc Scratch finds himself locked in an Excel RPG! He's in the center of the map, surrounded by hundreds of the voices original characters!
The all bum rush him, and Scratch dispatches them with ease, after taking a few hits. And then, the voices collaborate to drop a boss on him; the Origin Spider! Scratch takes a laser to the face, then cleaves the Origin Spider in two. Upon the spider's death, he reappears back in the Mindscape, surrounded by hundreds of Unowns! The voices are rather perturbed that Scratch wiped out all their OC's, and proceed to beat him up with constant blasts of Hidden Power!
The Twitchy Staff deals a minicritted 22,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
"So it would appear that all of the stability is gone. This leaves room for a delicious amount of entropy. Mmm."
Doc Scratch, the final specter of the past bosses. They have all fallen before, and now they will all fall again. Some things transcend even death, but I would ensure that this time they remain in their place.
"Before my great finale, I must prepare! I cannot risk defeat in this dire hour!"
I clap my hands together, and then spread them wide. What appears between my hands is a scepter made of bone, the clawed end grasping a dark red orb that swirls an eerie purple. I thrust it upward towards the sky (or, whatever equivalent in this collapsing landscape). The orb glows a light purple, and suddenly 5 ghostly shields appear around me, raising my defense.
I buff Ire's next attack with a crit potion from the Potion Supply.
Now, with the power of the potion of IMMMMAGGGGINNNNNATTTTIIOOOONNNNN!!!, I get out a cardboard box. Its just a plain, ordinary cardboard box. Nothing special about it. I climb in and sit down as though it were a race car. I put my foot down on the "accelerator" and make the vroom noise. The box rushes forward and runs over Scratch, being surprisingly heavy for a cardboard box. I turn on the invisible steering wheel, supply my own tire squealing sound effect, and change my position. Now I sit upright and look through my imaginary viewfinder to target Scratch. Then I shout "BOOM!" and Scratch gets blown up by an invisible tank shell. Now, lets make this a double reference. I hop out of my tank and pick up a twig from the ground. I hold the twig as though it were a scimitar, and lo and behold, it is. It turned into a sword made of concentrated shadows that I use to slash at Scratch with.
You use the Potion Supply to crit Irecreeper's next attack!
Now then, for my actual attack, Doc Scratch is suddenly hit with the full gravitation pull of a supermassive African American hole.A few seconds later, the Necro Smasher follows it, if only for the stun.
I give Doc Scratch a completely unfair multiple choice test from my Testwriter that has no solution:
1. What is the sixty-seventh letter of the Armenian alphabet divided by three-quarters of the seventy-ninth even prime?
A Dihydrogen monoxide
B Six hours past midnight
C The Unicode codepoint LATIN CAPITAL LETTER K WITH BEAR
D A stable isotope of astatine
2. Sum the following isotopes of calcium: Gabe Newell, a syringe containing the blood of Justin Bieber, a flaming roflcopter about to crash into the ground.
A Michael Rosen's neck
B The Fifth Church
C Ebola
D The real life Staff of Aesculapius being broken into three parts of equal length, which are then burned in the sun
3. Find the eighth root of minus twenty, then divide that by SCP-447-2. What do you get?
A 2D Dream Fever
B Antichlorobenzene
C Life Cheating Game
D Capriccio Farce
4. Write the following as a mathematical equation and solve for one traffic cone:
The sum of three hemispherical diarrhea pills is equivalent to the seventh root of nine non-functional clones of SCP-090 divided by three-quarters a fluorine atom.
A Not feeding the ducks
B The inverse function of sphere
C Trains
D A UFO crashing into the Statue of Liberty
5. Mt. Everest was constructed in the year ____.
A Win16.Apparition
B A purple percent sign
C Dragons strapped with explosives
D The Eiffel Tower
Even with his First Guardian powers, he is unable to answer correctly, because there is no correct answer. Doing anything except passing the test results in him being shot in the head with all my guns.
"I seem to be at below maximum health. Time to remind everyone of my extra items! One mystery item which seemed to be a mushroom with a heart on it, and ONE.............DS CHARGER!!!"
I charge my DS, and execute ALL THE SPECIAL ATTACKS FROM BOWSER'S INSIDE STORY! (that haven't damaged anyone yet)
These are: Goomba Storm, Koopa Corps, Green Shell, Magikoopa Mob, Bob-omb Brigade, Broggy Bonker (Hasn't damaged anyone yet), Falling Star (Same thing), Mighty Meteor, Jump Helmet, Fire Flower, Super Bouncer, Spin Pipe, Yoo Who Cannon, and Snack Basket! They all are excellent, and target Doc Scratch!
I shake my head in disgust as these players try to play common snooker with Scratch. Clearly, these obscene commoners have not yet realized the joys of table stickball. It is a game the Felt made up about their hats.
No, that's stupid. Let's play chess instead.
I begin to play chess with Scratch, but suddenly, all the pieces are replaced by horses! I then proceed to transform into Andrew Hussie! Scratch is so traumatized by this callback that he takes damage.
I take Doc Scratch, and forget about my crazy game! I decide that it is time... TO! FINISH! THIS!
I fondly remember all the times we had in DTG1, with me at the head...
Protecting citricsquid...
The first glitch...
Talist's insane creations...
The void quest...
The godmodder's castle, and promotion to administrator...
The final battle...
And now, this.
I poke Scratch.
But it is no ordinary poke.
It is a poke loaded with all the MEMORIES and POWER of me, TT2000, as a FIRST GUARDIAN!
DIE, DOC SCRATCH! DIE, SO THAT THIS CAN BE OVER!
The powers of one First Guardian to another create a reaction so powerful that a massive green fireball bursts forth from the Pyramidion! Minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch!
I note that 2k has already made a poke attack, and grumble. I then decide that it's better late than never, and begin to charge a GIGA POKE BREAK. I hop into the TENGEN TOPPA ACNTT, and supercharge it with the mystical energies of everyone who's ever done a noneffective poke attack, manifesting a giant hand from Poking elemental energies. I then charge forward at nearly the speed of light, and then promptly decelerate, gently touching Scratch's head. This breaks the head.
Aw man... Paradox Dimentio never appeared in the boss pool!
Now I'm sad...
Anyways...
I respawn.
Meanwhile, in the vast emptiness that is Godcraft:
The TARDIS whirs around the four fighting figures, dodging occasional blasts of energy, currently housing the various other ships summoned within one of its cargo bays, affording our heroes a safe place to leave their bodies while they fight within the mindscape of Godmodder Soul.
Eric sits in a corner, leaning up against a control panel, a small blanket laid across him.
With that last KO, he's used up the last power of the comb rave. He isn't a video game character of limitless stamina.
He isn't a demigod.
He's not a universe eater.
He isn't a godmodder.
Mortals, even rune casting mortals, can only take so much.
Eric has stretched himself to breaking point, he no longer has the energy to fight.
A healer from within the TARDIS's refugee camps works on trying to heal the internal wounds inflicted by the unstable mindscape of the godmodder while Eric sits, blank-eyed, travelling within his own mindscape to aid the healer in the endeavour.
Hank, we need to leave.
We can't. This battle has to be seen through to the end.
We lose everything if it isn't.
Hank looks out the door, and sees a streak flying through the sky.
AHAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
The gorilla clown again?
Hank is about to turn around and turn up the shield when Tricky, instead of slamming into the TARDIS like Hank expects him to, slams into Godmodder Soul and vanishes.
What the...
Inside the mindscape:
Since Eric going insane would have unpleasant ramifications that I'm too tired to deal with now, I've opted to cheese my way out of that situation by bringing in a character who's already insane for his final encore.
Yup, he's definitely insane. Even more than Godmodder Soul apparently. If it were possible for the mindscape integrity to get any lower, it would be doing so right now.
Tricky begins out with his traditional attack, and before any first-guardian omniscience crap has the chance to set in, Scratch is already being beat over the head with Tricky's stop sign, before Tricky goes into buzz-saw mode and spins his way right through Scratch before disappearing in a puff of smoke, and bouncing out of the shadows to slam a whale onto the omniscient muppet memory's head.
A completely innocuous package appears on the Tardis, mostly because I have various goals in mind, and this is helping further my short-term goals. An attached card reads: For preventing insanity caused by entering the Godmodder's mindscape.
I then roll the Faceless Eight at Doc Scratch.
It won't work.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
3-2-2-3-3-2-6-2
Chains appear at Doc Scratch X's feet and he is dragged to the ground, which is replaced with an armada of whirling spikes that tear through him! The spikes change into liquid tentacles and drown Doc Scratch X, holding him in place for several minutes... When he comes back up, he has taken minicritted 10,500 damage!
I smash Doc Scratch into the distance using my CRIT BOOSTED BRASS KNUCKLES. However, there was a very conviently placed CHAIRNADO in the distance, which catches him and flings him around. The tornado then crashes into the swarm of TIE-Fighters, thus creating a laser inferno in which Scratch is caught in the center of!
The Brass Knuckles deal critted 100,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Ouch...
I give Net a pick-me-up with the Sixth Degree to get me up to full Ubercharge, and then trade the Mind-Elves and Mind-Pigs some Mind-coins in exchange for some Elf Tears and Hog Slop to use Overtourged with, before using it on Doc Scratch X. Not feeling in a creative mood as I make this post, sadly.
Doc Scratch X flies straight up, and falls straight down. His form violently fluctuates, and if this brings him down to 0 hp, explodes in a massive field of stars.
Biumbra gives the computer an eerie grin, revealing the large, indigo flame scorching his non-euclidean innards.
Yez
I fire the Ravethrower into the air, the bees flying around and dreaming up a large, tentacle-adorned instance of SCP-2324-A with several extra eyes and missing it's lower body. The bees fly into SCP-2324-A, piloting it into violently attacking Doc Scratch before absentmindedly disagreeing on whatever the SCP-2324-A instance should continue to fight Doc Scratch, retreat, or collect nectar. The arguing of the bees causes the instance of SCP-2324-A to have a mental breakdown, giving Doc Scratch obscene gestures before falling apart, thus ending the glorious tale of HMS Moon Lord, cyan stinger of the imaginary skies.
Umbra unnervedly ogles the apian shenanigans before conjuring up shadowy Honey Poultice for the WB-MECH.
00C: That image of SCP-069 looks kind of 2spoopy, as if it was yelling at you for entering its containment cell without knocking.
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ALLOWING ACCESS...
You are teleported out of the chamber and back up to the top of the Pyramidion, away from the computer. Through your indigo flames, you feel an almost imperceptible thud in the distance. Then another. And another.
I tell the elite endermen to grab and teleport scratch near me so I can attack him personally. After that I grab a cue stick from the godmodeder's memory and proceed to BAP scratch with it. I then swat him at the elite endermen, assaulting him with a powerful purple beam that strikes his head, which breaks apart for bleeding damage.
I focus healing on an ally target by slamming it with a piano creatively until he says he feels better and so healing him from the impression he is damaged.
I use the Sixth Degree's Kritzkreig on myself, and proceed to stare down Scratch, thinking of another move.
I then realize, hey, wait a minute. I have a weapon explicitly for this exact type of battle that isn't a Spoil of War. Facepalming, I pull out the Binary Rifle, the last Alchemy I ever made. With the powers of the code and mind, it should be cakewalk to defeat Doc Scratch X, even if it's not buffed by anything (IE the Conflict's empoewrment of Binary). I raise the Binary Rifle into the sky, and instantly it starts firing spears out of its barrel. Not bullets, whole spears, made of an eerie Orchid flare, rocketing up into the highest reaches of the Mindscape and multiplying. soon there's a whole horde of them in the sky of the Mindscape. Several keep multiplying in midair, while others rain down from the heavens and onto Doc Scratch X, peppering him full of holes.
I snap my fingers, and the Binary Rifle glows a bit. The forms of the Spears change, and form back into each other, turning giant...And taking upon itself, rather than that of a giant spear, a new form. Before Scratch can intervene, I actually start firing the rifle directly at him, now more of a rapid-fire plasma mortar than anything. It's the Mindscape, it's very nature can be changed at a whim. As the form consolidates into something solid, everyone realizes what it is.
A broom. A giant orchid broom. More specifically, a giant orchid Doctor's Doom.
Destiny has a funny way of working sometimes.
The giant orchid Doctor's Doom moves itself up and 'sweeps' the sky, revealing a sun and a moon, both Orchid. From the sun comes an armored knight in an Owl's head, also orchid, who suddenly rushes up to Doc Scratch X and slashes him with a flurry of blows before slashing the sun in two in an apocalyptic explosion that only damages Scratch for some stupid reason, while from the moon comes a ninja wearing a Donkey's head, also orchid, who throws a flurry of Shurikan at Doc Scratch X before deciding that Dakka isn't doing it and instead takes the moon and uses it as a Fuuma Shurikan (read: Really big throwing star). Both vanish as quickly as they came, just in time for the Doctor's Doom to suddenly rise up and slam itself right into Doc Scratch X's head, shattering it into pieces, and also making most of the Broom dissipate. Most of it. What's left forms another shape...A shape of a very specific memory.
It's a Tuba with an arm in it.
The arm grabs Scratch and pulls the hopeless puppet in. Explosions are heard. Five seconds later, the arm and tuba throw out Doc Scratch X and dissapear with a rude gesture.
I get out a recording tape and a giant megaphone, I play the recording revealing it to be Dr. Eggman from Shadow the Hedgehog repeating "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!" over and over and over and over and over, decreasing the mindscape stability.
To those who are wondering which of my characters went insane...
ajkhakjfhsdajkhfdjksfh KILL ALL HUMANS!
Oh lord.
Fortunately, Bender being an idiot, he confuses Scratch for a human. He then uses Supercell on Scratch. Meanwhile, Bob (not Bill. I was being an idiot. Bob is the scientist, not Bill, in kerbal space program. It's another retcon.) is analyzing data inside his container when he discovers an anomaly. It seems that the Scranton Reality Sensors are indicating a massive shockwave of reality disruption energy being emitted from Paradox Space, a couple of days in the future from this current moment. He and HAL contacts Lothyra.
-- Bill Kerman [BK] and HAL 9000 [H9] opened a communications channel with Lothyra Silentread [LS] --
BK: Lothyra, I've discovered something of great significance! A burst of reality-disrupting energy was emitted by Paradox Space. It seems that the burst emerged a couple of days to a week in the future.
LS: Oh. This may be our opportunity. I congratulate you. HAL, Send a probe equipped with an Alcubuirre Drive, Scranton Reality Anchors to shield against the Void, and antimatter-boosted fusion reactor. We don't have enough helium-3 for pure fusion, so we'll have to use the last of our antimatter supplies. Once Minecraftia is restored, we'll acquire enough of both from an adequate gas giant. If my hunch is correct... we may have just gotten our proving grounds.
-- Lothyra Silentread [LS] closed a communications channel with Bill Kerman [BK] and HAL 9000 [H9] --
A probe is readied. It launches above the grey wreck that used to be Minecraftia. It injects antimatter into its fusion core and activates its micro-wormhole FTL communication systems. Then it flies into a crack in the bedrock, exiting this universe and entering the Void. With a flash of light and a gravitanional wave burst, its Alcubierre Drive activates, creating a translation rate of 10c. Fortunately, the path through the Void is such that the probe will arrive one or two hours after the burst was originally emitted (it traveled back in time, so the probe's journey will be a couple of days long). If it turns out that Lothyra's hunch was correct...
((Don't kill this Twin. It's important for DTG:MSPA. Assume that DTG:MSPA is canon just for the sake of this post.))
There can't be anything emitted BY paradox space. Paradox space is not a force like the Narrative. Paradox space is a location, the reality of Homestuck, the universes involved in it, the Furthest Ring, et cetera. So you saw a burst of energy emitted IN paradox space, not emitted BY it. With that said, I am not assuming piono's spinoff is canon for the sake of this post. I'll have a discussion about whether or not the game is canon with other GMs later.
Scratch has been, in my opinion at least, the most annoying character in the game, but not for the reasons he should be. Obnoxious cueball headed... Nether freezing over, contradictory suggestion... muda fuda... anyway... I pull out the Blinding Light. Its been a very long time... but anyone remember to just before Build vs Split? Some people, I can't remember who exactly, tried to fight Scratch to the death to end him there. I was one of them. Kinda. I remember the very first attack I did against him. Of course, back then I didn't have the Blinding Light, I had the Silicon SteamPunker. But it still works out the same. I take out a crossbow bolt, wrap the Kitsune Charm around it and then load it into the Blinding Light and take careful aim for Scratch's heart before firing. Just like before, he changes its direction to make it fly past him. Traveling as straight as a beam of sunlight (that isn't changing mediums), the bolt bounces off the purple pyramid thing into the air, hits a floating island and bounces back down. It reflects off Split's one remaining chain, hits the blade of At No Expense while it's strapped to my belt, sparks off a random bit of metal, flies straight up into the air for a while, hits something up there and comes back down and finally flies into a tiny emerald portal I made for it.
Meanwhile...
After a little bit of walking, Wilson had reached the jungle. It was much more lively than what he had left behind, but also strangely hot. Not humid, like he would expect a jungle to be, but more like desert hot. He actually enjoyed that, but it still seemed odd. The ground also felt too hot and dry. Wilson didn't have to wonder why for very long because he found out when he looked into a nearby cave.
Whoa...
The jungle was resting on a pocket of lava, wafting dry heat upwards. The cave only went about 15 blocks down before hitting this lava lake. The heat and life of the jungle was being provided by these fires. Or, maybe it was being provided in spite of these fires. Either way, cool fantasy setting. Wilson turned and walked away from the cave and looked into the treetops above. It looked like there might be something interesting up there. And at least he'd get a nice view of the surrounding area. So, he decided to try and climb the tree in front of him by using that funny gravity walking up walls technique. He set his paws against the wood and started to analyze the surrounding gravity, but heard a whistling sound behind him.
Whoa!
He ducked and the crossbow bolt went over his head and embedded itself in the tree he was planning on climbing, with some kind of necklace dangling from it. Two emerald portals had also appeared, one by the side of the tree and one on the underside of a branch directly above the first one. Wilson pulled the crossbow bolt out took a good look at the necklace. Well, for him it was a necklace anyway. He recognized this. Didn't he give it to Gerbil? Huh. Seems like someone had cracked it since then. Putting the charm aside, he picked up the crossbow bolt in his mouth and headed down into the cave he was just leaving. He switches to holding the bolt gravitationally instead once he nears the bottom and dips the tip into the lava, pulling it out red hot. Then he also puts a static charge on it just for extra giggles. Walking backwards to avoid dripping lava on himself, he goes back up to where the two emerald portals are and gingerly drops the bolt into the lower portal. In the classic Aperture Science method, the bolt gets stuck in an infinite portal loop, building up speed until it's whistling through the air again. The shape of the bolt allows it to get to a very high terminal velocity. Then, I change the location of the top portal to...
right beside Scratch's head, sending a red hot crossbow bolt straight into his stupid cueball skull. I wasn't aiming for his head originally, but I still remember Scratch calling me "master of unintentional headshots" before. So ha, in your blank expressionless face, Scratch. Also, don't you DARE call my crossbow bolts arrows ever again! Lost in translation. Psh. Like I bought that as anything more than a random excuse for your ego. Maybe this will even get the kill.
Critted 34,000 damage to Doc Scratch for that callback!
I fire the Black Matter Gun at Scratch, before activating the Silver Eye and also aiming it at the cueball-head.
Finally, I grab a Warpwood Staff, harness the prevalent insanity around here, and fire a volley of warping, weakening eldritch orbs directly at Scratch as well.
The Black Matter Gun fires a Green Cube at Doc Scratch X, causing the next attack against him to crit! The Silver Eye deals 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X and causes all your magical attacks to crit and all other attacks to only deal x1 damage for the next three turns! Critted 8,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
I scratch Doctor Scratch's Doctorate Degree. And then I scratch his windshield, on his NEW CAR!, and his hard drive...
and finally I use a surgeon's knife to scratch Doctor Scratch...
Minicritted 9,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Every boss deals minicritted 57,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Bill Cipher points at Doc Scratch X, a massive ball of energy forming at his fingertips! It screams towards Scratch, boring a hole straight through his head! Shards fly everywhere, which Bill collects and uses to form his own magic cueball which he loads into his own deadly magnum (not quite a Deudly Magnum), firing it at Scratch and shooting him in the chest! Minicritted 45,000 damage to Scratch X! I run up to Scratch, taking off my glasses. Green energies congregate around my eyes, making it really really hard to see. This is mostly a cosmetic effect, however, as I fling my glasses near Scratch X! When they make contact with him, he vanishes, and the sky above is riddled with images of galaxies in a permanent redshift, with Scratch X in the middle! He is torn apart by all sorts of cosmic anomalies, and comes back down to earth having taken critted 40,000 damage!
Split stares down Scratch X, completely stoic. He allows a small grin to creep across his face. At least fly your colors under the Red Sun instead of Green. It'll make this cathartic, knowing that I can actually paint this place red with your energy/blood/blood-analogue. Scratch X doesn't move for a while, but eventually nods, switching back to the power of the Red Sun. The two rush at each other, drawing their respective weapons, Broken Anachronism for Split and the Dreadnought for Scratch X. And then, they collide, beginning to duel.
You know, it's funny. If I had won that Shatter I had with Greenie, you know what I would have done? What I'm doing right now. Fighting you. The two exchange blows, knocking each other backwards. But now that I have vision that extends across all timelines, I know that it wouldn't have mattered much. Split creates an armada of timeclones that tear through Scratch's form, giving Split the advantage. All that would have happened was the death of me. Boo-hoo-hoo. But I would have just came back in Limbo! And probably stayed there. No doubt strudelkitty would have still chosen to revive Greenie over me, and I'd still have found a way to mess with the Antichamber, and come back once you stole the Ultimate Reward. Right? Scratch X fights back.
I mean, I've got all this power over time but I don't quite fully understand all of it yet, and I don't think I ever will! Yeah I have vision over all timelines, but have I really been using it effectively? I've been time jumping plenty, but when has that ever helped? Preserving the timeline isn't for me, no... I'm a DESTROYER OF TIME! Split gives a violent slash with Broken Anachronism, knocking Scratch X far back. And that's all I've ever done and will ever do! DESTROY! Not that that's a bad thing, obviously, I love destruction and carnage, but seeing you here just irritates me to no end! You remind me of when I was chained in that body with GREENIE! Another slash, upwards this time. You remind me of the power I haven't unlocked, and might NEVER UNLOCK! Split teleports upwards, knocking Scratch X even higher. And you remind me of a time when I was USELESS! Split knocks Scratch X downwards and teleports to the ground, activating Seeing Red.
Split raises Broken Anachronism to the sky, its form scrambling across all known weapons in existence simultaneously, turning into a never-ending conduit of death, carnage, and destruction. Through the madness, a shining blade peaks through and raises upwards, driving right through Scratch X and perfectly splitting him in two. His halves dissolve. ...And I never want to be useless again. Broken Anachronism's form crackles with electricity and flashes out of existence. The only thing left is its broken clock.
The final chain restraining Alpha breaks. All of the bosses disappear... And as they do so, you all see a shape fall down from the sky and embed itself into the ground below you - a magenta column representing a pillar from the Trials... All of you realize what this means simultaneously as the pillar cuts itself in half, falling to the ground.
The seventh Trial is COMPLETE!
...And so is the game.
The Itinerary:
> All: YOU WON!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
VII. CHECKMATE .VII
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
(Snap, I know I got Twinja'd but I'll post this anyway, in hopes that he might slip it in for me If not I'll just edit.)
~Action Two~
Now that I have proper defenses, I prepare myself for my finale attack. I point the bone scepter forward, and it begins to glow a dark red energy. I begin channeling my power into the scepter, muttering words in an unknown tongue. I then thrust the scepter upward, and suddenly numerous skeletal hands burst from the ground. Many broken, fallen warriors begin crawling out of the ground, some disintegrating due to the instability of the Godmodder's mindscape
I then wave the scepter back and forth, and all of the skeletons disassemble themselves, skulls and other bones moving left and right as they slowly begin assembling themselves together, bonding together by the power of black magic. Soon, the colossus is finished, a giant, undead construct of great power. His head appears to be several skulls fused together at different points, giving him the appearance of a multi-faced god of death. He is incredibly unstable in the chaotic landscape, and will only be able to ever make one crushing blow at Scratch.
"Well now, my short time here appears to be coming to a close. It is crucial that I leave a good, lasting impression of myself, hm?"
I then float off the ground, resting myself on the shoulder of the Skeletal Colossus. It then grabs Scratch in a crushing grip.
"Witness the power of fused undead!"
I thrust the staff upwards again, and the Colossus then uses its entire body weight to slam Scratch into the ground and fall down upon him, crumbling and shattering into many shards of bone-shrapnel. Before colliding with the ground, I warp myself to a safe distance away to view the carnage, grinning at the sight of my own creation and respecting its sacrifice.
I prepare to do something: Attack, Use an Item, or Celebrate. This depends on what happens in the EOTB.
Well, then!
"Let's celebrate!"
(Opens portal, out pops an obscene amount of food and drink, all made perfectly. So perfectly, in fact, that it tastes incredible to everyone no matter who eats it or what they eat)
"Hey, Alpha. Make sure to join us when you're done."
Wait, is it just me, or are Project Binary's minions still killing stuff? If so, I point out that the OP Scale no longer exists because the game is over, and tera-frag them with the Weath Ray.
So here's what's going to happen now that the gameplay part of the thread is over.
You all no longer have to destroy, charge, alchemize, or roleplay anything. As of right now, at least in gameplay terms, you have beaten Project Binary and destroyed Godmodder Soul! Congratulations! Give yourselves a pat on the back.
In the near future, I'm going to be posting two large storyposts, easily the biggest I've ever done: End of Act 4 and Act 5. It will take me a while to complete both of these, but I have already begun production on EoA4. I will post EoA4 first, and then A5 when I am done with it. You all can feel free to discuss whatever you wish on this thread in the meantime. I will let you all know when the release of EoA4 draws near, and when it is up.
In addition, the previously mentioned grace period begins now! You all can use the time between here and when I post the EoA4 to wrap up all of your plotlines permanently. Once EoA4 is posted, there's no going back. You all lost your chance. Don't say I didn't warn you.
As always, but especially now, stay tuned for further information!
HAL takes the liberty of restoring Bender's previously dubious sanity.
So, we did it guys!
Finally. Now maybe we can take a vacation. I was getting tired of being constantly attacked. Fry, you think we could go see the Rainbow Star again? Just the two of us?
Yeah!
And maybe Zoidberg can finally have graw! But with protection. I still have a life to live.
...Well, perhaps we should get on the road. There's no use lingering!
Hey aren't there some gold and diamonds that all these other chumps left? Why don't we just nab them, and then cheese it all the way back to our 'verse?
Absolutely no- but perhaps we could use the funds to finally expand Planet Express into a worthy business? Ha. Ha. HahahahamuahahaMUAHAH-
Professor!
Oh, right.
Since he is a robot, Bender inhabits his physical self and plunders the Twinmobile for gold and diamonds while using the Time-travel button from the series finale of Futurama so that all his stealing is retconned except for the fact that he still has the stuff from those timelines.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
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The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
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(Well, since the game is over, might as well tie up Midna's story, read the Story Post, then do Maniac's)
Midna didn't remember much of what happened in the TARDIS.
She remembered being teleported to it by some green man, but that's it.
As she sat in the TARDIS, Maniac's message reached her. She originally thought it was her mind playing tricks on her, but eventually she realized exactly what it was.
The message said:
Well, that was sure unexpected! I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to formally say good bye, Build (the green guy) made sure of that. But, this'll do. So, you'll be back with Link soon enough. I'll make sure of that. For now, you won't remember me until you come back.
So, I believe that's all to say, so... I'll see you later, Midna.
~Maniac
Midna smiled as she disappeared in a flash of light.
/RP
EDIT: Read Twin's post.... I'll do Maniac's story later....
With the Seventh Trial finally over, I sit down on the ground, resting for a moment. I had expended a fair amount of my own energy in this boss rush, and was ready for a nice relaxing rest in my personal villa. Perhaps I could even take a long vacation; Hellco. is a meticulously planned operation and is capable of running without its master for a long while. What company runs without delegation, anyhow?
I snap my fingers, and a cellphone with cute little horns sprouting out the sides appear. I tap a few buttons and make a call.
"This is Scrazz, interim CEO of Hellco. speaking."
"Hey, hello. Bomber here. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to watch over the company for another week."
"W-hat? I could hardly run it for the short time you've been gone. How can you possibly expect me to run it for another week!?"
"Relax, Scrazz. You'll be fine. I know the position is a huge undertaking for you but so far nothing has exploded, nor has anyone rioted. It's as if I never left."
"G-gee boss, I dunno..."
"Do you really doubt my decision making, Scrazz? I put my faith into you to run Hellco. and I have said that so far you've done a good job. Just keep running things like they are supposed to."
"Ah, y-you got it boss! Thank you, again. Really!"
"Don't mention it."
I pause to think for a moment.
"You know, I think I'll give you a permanent promotion after this. You've really proven yourself capable of higher positions within the company."
"R-really? You really mean it? B-b-boss... *a series of sniveling crying sounds ensues*"
"Hrm, quit crying, please! If you are going to be such a blubbering baby you can stay down in the pits overseeing mindless snotlings rather than in the cozy upper offices."
"Ahem...hrm.. yes of course boss. Thank you."
"Bye, see you in a week."
I then hang up, and the cellphone disappears in a poof of smoke. I snap my fingers again, and a orange Hawaiian shirt with flaming pineapples and blue shorts replaces my formal attire.
"Well, I'm off to vacation for a while. Thank you all for showing me a good time, I'll be watching the aftermath from a nice oceanfront hotel far, FAR away. Oh, and by the way, buy Hellco. product, we aim to please and extort!"
I take one last look around me, before snapping my fingers once more. A red taxi comes screaming in out of nowhere, a devilish man inside being its driver. I climb in, and not long after the taxi roars off, disappearing into a puff of smoke. All that's left behind are a few Hellco. business cards paper-clipped together. On the back reads, "Thank you, and come drop by for some recreation, a tour of the facilities (company secrets and liabilities withheld) and a complementary 'I <3 Hellco.' T-Shirt." ~Bomber, CEO
Busting Level: How does it take you 2 years to disable one virus you have a computer of divine origin
Reward: An overexaggerated amount of Zenny
VIRUS DELETED!
Time: Didn't you join at about 5 months before the end?
Busting Level: Considering that, you get a much better prize. (Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)(Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)(Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)(Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)(Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)(Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)
Reward: Some white bow that looks like it was dropped off of Doc Scratch X
VIRUS DELETED!
Time: Not long enough, but three months, I think? Two months?
Busting Level: 64
Reward: Anything you think of goes into the A.I. so you need NOTHING!
"Well, besides refreshments, there's nothing else you need me for, right? I guess then, I shall take off. But I fear that I shall have to be here a third time.
WAIT A SECOND. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free!"
I turn to the Binaries.
"The war is over. But. We still have a score to settle."
I snap my fingers, and grow to massive size.
"Did you forget my words? Or did you not listen in the first place, Binaries? This schism between the Narrative and the Conflict. It does not exist. The Narrative uses the Conflict for its own purposes. The example I used was Mother 3, but really, it doesn't matter. The Narrative gets what it wants, what the Writer him or herself wants. Conflict is a piece of the puzzle, Binaries. And now, Conflict's job is over. We only need to wait on the Falling Action and Resolution.
I draw myself up to my full height.
"YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ROLE IN THINGS. THAT IS A VERY LARGE FLAW FOR A CONCEPT SUCH AS YOURSELF. YOU STYLE YOURSELF AS CONFLICT TO STYMIE THE PLOT. IN REALITY, YOU ARE CONFLICT TO FURTHER THE PLOT. YOU AND RICHARD FALL INTO THE SAME TRAP: YOU ARE NO GOD. DO NOT PRESUME TO BE ONE. DO NOT TRY TO RISE ABOVE YOUR STATION, FOR YOU ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING SO. SERIOUSLY, THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SENT ME TO STOP THIS WAR ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WOULD KEEP YOU FROM OBTAINING GODHOOD.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONCEPTS AND GODS: GODS CAN AND DO ACT OUTSIDE OF THEIR FIELD. CONCEPTS STAY STUCK IN THEIR JOB. IN YOUR ATTACK ALONE, YOU FOREVER PROVED YOUR PLACE. YOU WILL END LIFE AS YOU HAVE LIVED IT, CREATING CONFLICTS TO FURTHER PLOT PROGRESSION.
But I don't think I should be the only one with the last word. Talist? Twin? Split? Tazz? Pit? Gutza? Letters ending in SEPIC? Bomber? TehNinja? Engie_Ninja? Anyone want to finish this off for me? Because I could go on for a while, but others need to have their fun."
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
"WHY...WON'T YOU DIE!"
I just burn Doc Scratch. With a blowtorch. Directly connected to a sun. That's going supernova. Dr. Ashens style.
And afterwards to rub it in further, i cleave him in half with the World's Sharpest KnifeTM. Because die already.
I scratch Doctor Scratch's Doctorate Degree. And then I scratch his windshield, on his NEW CAR!, and his hard drive...
and finally I use a surgeon's knife to scratch Doctor Scratch...
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This is the way the world Ends.
You use the Kitsune Charm, infusing yourself with an amount of potions that is completely unreasonable! Critted 14,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
You respawn.
Minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! The Weath Ray is getting a bit Repetitive™...
+4 HP!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FORGE STOKER - ERUPTION
Minicritted 22,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
You respawn.
Minicritted 6,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Everyone's spirits are raised!
The Twitchy Staff deals a minicritted 22,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
You are protected from attack this turn!
You use the Potion Supply to crit Irecreeper's next attack!
Critted 16,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
BINARY PRIME: 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001110 01000101 00110001 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 00101110
Minicritted 7,500 damage to Doc Scratch X! The Necro Smasher deals minicritted 22,500 damage to Doc Scratch X! He isn't stunned...
Minicritted 30,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
Minicritted 45,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
You respawn.
Minicritted 10,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
+6 HP to you! You Kritz pionoplayer!
The powers of one First Guardian to another create a reaction so powerful that a massive green fireball bursts forth from the Pyramidion! Minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch!
The Molten Processor and Rapidfire Bow deal minicritted 45,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 4,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
+4 HP to you!
You respawn as Tricky!
Minicritted 7,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Critted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
+2 HP to Amperz4nd!
It won't work.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
3-2-2-3-3-2-6-2
Chains appear at Doc Scratch X's feet and he is dragged to the ground, which is replaced with an armada of whirling spikes that tear through him! The spikes change into liquid tentacles and drown Doc Scratch X, holding him in place for several minutes... When he comes back up, he has taken minicritted 10,500 damage!
The Brass Knuckles deal critted 100,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Ouch...
+3 HP to Netpatham!
+5 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 5 Hog Slop.
Minicritted 45,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
The Magma Multiplier deals minicritted 22,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
+1 HP to gutza, Netpatham, and Pit!
You sneak about Lord English X?
>:?
Minicritted 9,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
>Y</N
ALLOWING ACCESS...
You are teleported out of the chamber and back up to the top of the Pyramidion, away from the computer. Through your indigo flames, you feel an almost imperceptible thud in the distance. Then another. And another.
Minicritted 13,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 7,500 damage to Doc Scratch X!
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
+3 HP to mythicZoologist!
You Kritzkrieg yourself!
Critted 32,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMPROV - SUPERCELL
Minicritted 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X.
Oh boy. Another retcon.
There can't be anything emitted BY paradox space. Paradox space is not a force like the Narrative. Paradox space is a location, the reality of Homestuck, the universes involved in it, the Furthest Ring, et cetera. So you saw a burst of energy emitted IN paradox space, not emitted BY it. With that said, I am not assuming piono's spinoff is canon for the sake of this post. I'll have a discussion about whether or not the game is canon with other GMs later.
You respawn.
Critted 34,000 damage to Doc Scratch for that callback!
The Black Matter Gun fires a Green Cube at Doc Scratch X, causing the next attack against him to crit! The Silver Eye deals 15,000 damage to Doc Scratch X and causes all your magical attacks to crit and all other attacks to only deal x1 damage for the next three turns! Critted 8,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Critted 12,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Minicritted 9,000 damage to Doc Scratch X!
Every boss deals minicritted 57,000 damage to Doc Scratch X! Bill Cipher points at Doc Scratch X, a massive ball of energy forming at his fingertips! It screams towards Scratch, boring a hole straight through his head! Shards fly everywhere, which Bill collects and uses to form his own magic cueball which he loads into his own deadly magnum (not quite a Deudly Magnum), firing it at Scratch and shooting him in the chest! Minicritted 45,000 damage to Scratch X! I run up to Scratch, taking off my glasses. Green energies congregate around my eyes, making it really really hard to see. This is mostly a cosmetic effect, however, as I fling my glasses near Scratch X! When they make contact with him, he vanishes, and the sky above is riddled with images of galaxies in a permanent redshift, with Scratch X in the middle! He is torn apart by all sorts of cosmic anomalies, and comes back down to earth having taken critted 40,000 damage!
Split stares down Scratch X, completely stoic. He allows a small grin to creep across his face. At least fly your colors under the Red Sun instead of Green. It'll make this cathartic, knowing that I can actually paint this place red with your energy/blood/blood-analogue. Scratch X doesn't move for a while, but eventually nods, switching back to the power of the Red Sun. The two rush at each other, drawing their respective weapons, Broken Anachronism for Split and the Dreadnought for Scratch X. And then, they collide, beginning to duel.
You know, it's funny. If I had won that Shatter I had with Greenie, you know what I would have done? What I'm doing right now. Fighting you. The two exchange blows, knocking each other backwards. But now that I have vision that extends across all timelines, I know that it wouldn't have mattered much. Split creates an armada of timeclones that tear through Scratch's form, giving Split the advantage. All that would have happened was the death of me. Boo-hoo-hoo. But I would have just came back in Limbo! And probably stayed there. No doubt strudelkitty would have still chosen to revive Greenie over me, and I'd still have found a way to mess with the Antichamber, and come back once you stole the Ultimate Reward. Right? Scratch X fights back.
I mean, I've got all this power over time but I don't quite fully understand all of it yet, and I don't think I ever will! Yeah I have vision over all timelines, but have I really been using it effectively? I've been time jumping plenty, but when has that ever helped? Preserving the timeline isn't for me, no... I'm a DESTROYER OF TIME! Split gives a violent slash with Broken Anachronism, knocking Scratch X far back. And that's all I've ever done and will ever do! DESTROY! Not that that's a bad thing, obviously, I love destruction and carnage, but seeing you here just irritates me to no end! You remind me of when I was chained in that body with GREENIE! Another slash, upwards this time. You remind me of the power I haven't unlocked, and might NEVER UNLOCK! Split teleports upwards, knocking Scratch X even higher. And you remind me of a time when I was USELESS! Split knocks Scratch X downwards and teleports to the ground, activating Seeing Red.
Split raises Broken Anachronism to the sky, its form scrambling across all known weapons in existence simultaneously, turning into a never-ending conduit of death, carnage, and destruction. Through the madness, a shining blade peaks through and raises upwards, driving right through Scratch X and perfectly splitting him in two. His halves dissolve. ...And I never want to be useless again. Broken Anachronism's form crackles with electricity and flashes out of existence. The only thing left is its broken clock.
The final chain restraining Alpha breaks. All of the bosses disappear... And as they do so, you all see a shape fall down from the sky and embed itself into the ground below you - a magenta column representing a pillar from the Trials... All of you realize what this means simultaneously as the pillar cuts itself in half, falling to the ground.
The seventh Trial is COMPLETE!
...And so is the game.
The Itinerary:
> All: YOU WON!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIVII. CHECKMATE .VIIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000.
Build: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG]
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Freed.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS]
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS]
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: NaN%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [7K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
NaN Hog Slop
NaN Elf Tears
NaN Pie Filling
NaN Weasel Snot
Not with a bang but a Shatter.
Intermission one; Void They kept rewriting...
I look up at what passes for a sky here.
[MZ]: It's... over?
[ZM]: You're right about that /this/ time.
I pull my hood down, somewhat disappointed.
[MZ]: Then he wasn't the one after all...
[ZM]: Of course he wasn't, none of them were even close.
Then I look back down.
[ZM]: Going to give up now? Do you want me to tell you?
[MZ]: I'll just have skip to the next step.
[ZM]: Heh-
I shape a chair and sit down, backwards as usual, draping my arms over the back of the chair in front of me.
[MZ]: At least the ending should be entertaining.
[ZM]: Heh-heh-he-hehehe-hehehehehehehehehe-Ahahahahaahha-
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
(Snap, I know I got Twinja'd but I'll post this anyway, in hopes that he might slip it in for me
If not I'll just edit.)
~Action Two~
Now that I have proper defenses, I prepare myself for my finale attack. I point the bone scepter forward, and it begins to glow a dark red energy. I begin channeling my power into the scepter, muttering words in an unknown tongue. I then thrust the scepter upward, and suddenly numerous skeletal hands burst from the ground. Many broken, fallen warriors begin crawling out of the ground, some disintegrating due to the instability of the Godmodder's mindscape
I then wave the scepter back and forth, and all of the skeletons disassemble themselves, skulls and other bones moving left and right as they slowly begin assembling themselves together, bonding together by the power of black magic. Soon, the colossus is finished, a giant, undead construct of great power. His head appears to be several skulls fused together at different points, giving him the appearance of a multi-faced god of death. He is incredibly unstable in the chaotic landscape, and will only be able to ever make one crushing blow at Scratch.
"Well now, my short time here appears to be coming to a close. It is crucial that I leave a good, lasting impression of myself, hm?"
I then float off the ground, resting myself on the shoulder of the Skeletal Colossus. It then grabs Scratch in a crushing grip.
"Witness the power of fused undead!"
I thrust the staff upwards again, and the Colossus then uses its entire body weight to slam Scratch into the ground and fall down upon him, crumbling and shattering into many shards of bone-shrapnel. Before colliding with the ground, I warp myself to a safe distance away to view the carnage, grinning at the sight of my own creation and respecting its sacrifice.
(Currently a /null)
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I prepare to do something: Attack, Use an Item, or Celebrate. This depends on what happens in the EOTB.
Well, then!
"Let's celebrate!"(Opens portal, out pops an obscene amount of food and drink, all made perfectly. So perfectly, in fact, that it tastes incredible to everyone no matter who eats it or what they eat)
"Hey, Alpha. Make sure to join us when you're done."No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
In Universe B, the prime minister of a foreign country walks up to a podium and says one sentence.
"The game is up."
Insane Bender temporarily regains enough control over his mind to pop open 10 beers.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I just fire Daybreak at gutza because I can.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Wait, is it just me, or are Project Binary's minions still killing stuff? If so, I point out that the OP Scale no longer exists because the game is over, and tera-frag them with the Weath Ray.
Lothyra stares at Generic.
Really? 0_0.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
So here's what's going to happen now that the gameplay part of the thread is over.
You all no longer have to destroy, charge, alchemize, or roleplay anything. As of right now, at least in gameplay terms, you have beaten Project Binary and destroyed Godmodder Soul! Congratulations! Give yourselves a pat on the back.
In the near future, I'm going to be posting two large storyposts, easily the biggest I've ever done: End of Act 4 and Act 5. It will take me a while to complete both of these, but I have already begun production on EoA4. I will post EoA4 first, and then A5 when I am done with it. You all can feel free to discuss whatever you wish on this thread in the meantime. I will let you all know when the release of EoA4 draws near, and when it is up.
In addition, the previously mentioned grace period begins now! You all can use the time between here and when I post the EoA4 to wrap up all of your plotlines permanently. Once EoA4 is posted, there's no going back. You all lost your chance. Don't say I didn't warn you.
As always, but especially now, stay tuned for further information!
I walk away, feeling content that I had at least helped out a bit.
It's High Noon
Okay time for the first real wrapping up post.
HAL takes the liberty of restoring Bender's previously dubious sanity.
So, we did it guys!
Finally. Now maybe we can take a vacation. I was getting tired of being constantly attacked. Fry, you think we could go see the Rainbow Star again? Just the two of us?
Yeah!
And maybe Zoidberg can finally have graw! But with protection. I still have a life to live.
...Well, perhaps we should get on the road. There's no use lingering!
Hey aren't there some gold and diamonds that all these other chumps left? Why don't we just nab them, and then cheese it all the way back to our 'verse?
Absolutely no- but perhaps we could use the funds to finally expand Planet Express into a worthy business? Ha. Ha. HahahahamuahahaMUAHAH-
Professor!
Oh, right.
Since he is a robot, Bender inhabits his physical self and plunders the Twinmobile for gold and diamonds while using the Time-travel button from the series finale of Futurama so that all his stealing is retconned except for the fact that he still has the stuff from those timelines.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
(Well, since the game is over, might as well tie up Midna's story, read the Story Post, then do Maniac's)
Midna didn't remember much of what happened in the TARDIS.
She remembered being teleported to it by some green man, but that's it.
As she sat in the TARDIS, Maniac's message reached her. She originally thought it was her mind playing tricks on her, but eventually she realized exactly what it was.
The message said:
Well, that was sure unexpected! I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to formally say good bye, Build (the green guy) made sure of that. But, this'll do. So, you'll be back with Link soon enough. I'll make sure of that. For now, you won't remember me until you come back.
So, I believe that's all to say, so... I'll see you later, Midna.
~Maniac
Midna smiled as she disappeared in a flash of light.
/RP
EDIT: Read Twin's post.... I'll do Maniac's story later....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Eh, I'll just go into detail.
I finally relax and look at my dagger. "Dagger, we've been through a lot. Lets go."
A few days later.
"Ahhh, Dagger we deserve this" I say as I lie on a beach proceeding to fall asleep.
I wake up and don't see my dagger. I then see it floating away in the distance. "Why Dagger why!"
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
VIRUS DELETED!
Time: About 2 years
Busting Level: How does it take you 2 years to disable one virus you have a computer of divine origin
Reward: An overexaggerated amount of Zenny
VIRUS DELETED!
Time: Didn't you join at about 5 months before the end?
Busting Level: Considering that, you get a much better prize. (Well, I installed Minecraft a lot later...)
Reward: Some white bow that looks like it was dropped off of Doc Scratch X
With the Seventh Trial finally over, I sit down on the ground, resting for a moment. I had expended a fair amount of my own energy in this boss rush, and was ready for a nice relaxing rest in my personal villa. Perhaps I could even take a long vacation; Hellco. is a meticulously planned operation and is capable of running without its master for a long while. What company runs without delegation, anyhow?
I snap my fingers, and a cellphone with cute little horns sprouting out the sides appear. I tap a few buttons and make a call.
"This is Scrazz, interim CEO of Hellco. speaking."
"Hey, hello. Bomber here. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to watch over the company for another week."
"W-hat? I could hardly run it for the short time you've been gone. How can you possibly expect me to run it for another week!?"
"Relax, Scrazz. You'll be fine. I know the position is a huge undertaking for you but so far nothing has exploded, nor has anyone rioted. It's as if I never left."
"G-gee boss, I dunno..."
"Do you really doubt my decision making, Scrazz? I put my faith into you to run Hellco. and I have said that so far you've done a good job. Just keep running things like they are supposed to."
"Ah, y-you got it boss! Thank you, again. Really!"
"Don't mention it."
I pause to think for a moment.
"You know, I think I'll give you a permanent promotion after this. You've really proven yourself capable of higher positions within the company."
"R-really? You really mean it? B-b-boss... *a series of sniveling crying sounds ensues*"
"Hrm, quit crying, please! If you are going to be such a blubbering baby you can stay down in the pits overseeing mindless snotlings rather than in the cozy upper offices."
"Ahem...hrm.. yes of course boss. Thank you."
"Bye, see you in a week."
I then hang up, and the cellphone disappears in a poof of smoke. I snap my fingers again, and a orange Hawaiian shirt with flaming pineapples and blue shorts replaces my formal attire.
"Well, I'm off to vacation for a while. Thank you all for showing me a good time, I'll be watching the aftermath from a nice oceanfront hotel far, FAR away. Oh, and by the way, buy Hellco. product, we aim to please and extort!"
I take one last look around me, before snapping my fingers once more. A red taxi comes screaming in out of nowhere, a devilish man inside being its driver. I climb in, and not long after the taxi roars off, disappearing into a puff of smoke. All that's left behind are a few Hellco. business cards paper-clipped together. On the back reads, "Thank you, and come drop by for some recreation, a tour of the facilities (company secrets and liabilities withheld) and a complementary 'I <3 Hellco.' T-Shirt." ~Bomber, CEO
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VIRUS DELETED!
Time: Not long enough, but three months, I think? Two months?
Busting Level: 64
Reward: Anything you think of goes into the A.I. so you need NOTHING!
"Well, besides refreshments, there's nothing else you need me for, right? I guess then, I shall take off. But I fear that I shall have to be here a third time.WAIT A SECOND. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free!"I turn to the Binaries.
"The war is over. But. We still have a score to settle."I snap my fingers, and grow to massive size.
"Did you forget my words? Or did you not listen in the first place, Binaries? This schism between the Narrative and the Conflict. It does not exist. The Narrative uses the Conflict for its own purposes. The example I used was Mother 3, but really, it doesn't matter. The Narrative gets what it wants, what the Writer him or herself wants. Conflict is a piece of the puzzle, Binaries. And now, Conflict's job is over. We only need to wait on the Falling Action and Resolution.I draw myself up to my full height.
"YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ROLE IN THINGS. THAT IS A VERY LARGE FLAW FOR A CONCEPT SUCH AS YOURSELF. YOU STYLE YOURSELF AS CONFLICT TO STYMIE THE PLOT. IN REALITY, YOU ARE CONFLICT TO FURTHER THE PLOT. YOU AND RICHARD FALL INTO THE SAME TRAP: YOU ARE NO GOD. DO NOT PRESUME TO BE ONE. DO NOT TRY TO RISE ABOVE YOUR STATION, FOR YOU ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING SO. SERIOUSLY, THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SENT ME TO STOP THIS WAR ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WOULD KEEP YOU FROM OBTAINING GODHOOD.THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONCEPTS AND GODS: GODS CAN AND DO ACT OUTSIDE OF THEIR FIELD. CONCEPTS STAY STUCK IN THEIR JOB. IN YOUR ATTACK ALONE, YOU FOREVER PROVED YOUR PLACE. YOU WILL END LIFE AS YOU HAVE LIVED IT, CREATING CONFLICTS TO FURTHER PLOT PROGRESSION.But I don't think I should be the only one with the last word. Talist? Twin? Split? Tazz? Pit? Gutza? Letters ending in SEPIC? Bomber? TehNinja? Engie_Ninja? Anyone want to finish this off for me? Because I could go on for a while, but others need to have their fun."No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I celebrate with a very large amount of bacon, which I share with my comrades.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to