"Well, um....Honey i'm home?" says an unknown voice in the middle of the battle, everyone looks back at him with a weird look, even the Hive Queen with a bit of a comical silence.
"Um I just kinda bought this game and I have no idea what's going on but i'm assuming this is a boss battle so...should I just attack that thing?" everyone just slowly nods before they go back to what they were doing before.
---
I quickly summon a belt filled with explosives, I grab a napalm from it and throw it directly at the Hive Queen's FACE
(best introduction 10/10)
I second this. Best Intro US/EU/wherever you live.
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Y'know, while you presumably didn't mean it this way, what with the state of the backstory, you'd have to be either crazy or badass to buy Minecraft at this stage, in-character.
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ACT 3 - IMMUNE RESPONSE
The corrupt veins on the ground seem to shrink and dissolve, flowing back into the Rod of Phyrexia. As the last one disappears into the Rod, I pull it from the ground and unleash a whirling storm of oily black flame into the raging magical maelstrom above, charging it with both mental powers and the corrupting ability of the glistening oil. Meanwhile, I myself fire a lance of mingled blue and black mana into the High Queen X, scouring her with a mental blast that erodes the very memories she's based on from the Godmodder's mind.
HEY, EVERYBODY ELSE, DO YOU HAVE SPARE ALCHEMIES FOR THESE GUYS?
AND DESCRIPTIONS?
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Although it's very nice of you to ask for spare Alchemies for us! I would craft my own but honestly I don't think it's the right time, I mean we are killing a giant alien queen in an epic rematch
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Post 2
A mysterious pen is tossed to the newcomer's feet, for the first to claim it. Engraved upon it's side, with the symbol of Creation itself. The pen, called the Creation Pen. Able to make whatever you draw.
(BROWN)...
whyyyy...(END BROWN) Gerbil half-heartedly takes out the Java Smash, and slams the ground. Glitches emanate... A hole in reality opens... A memory of the past streams out... Ancient technology, broken and in ruin, but still working. A rusted and cracked twilighted chassis, propelled by impacted Conch. Chipped, bronze doomsday arrays of Tubas line the exterior. Origin platforms line the interior, ground to a single plane. All powered by a computer interlacing the entire thing, run by FORTH. A void walker lodged in a shattered half of the control panel, wired to the ship's computer. A battle-scarred ship from a war's past, which had been attempted to be recreated. A ship used by the Inspiration... A ship of history. The ship chugging out of the hole, hovering in place... Firing it's weapons. Thousands of Tubas fire at once, bathing the scene in fireworks. Fire, Ice, Electricity. Null, Void. Beams of elements, twirling into the Hive Queen. A force to be reckoned with. Beams dissolving, transforming into incoherent beams of glitches. Tuba moves of the past, not making it to the future. Primitive tuba moves, not passing the boundaries of time. Dissolving the Hive Queen into pieces now lost in the streams of Time and Space, into glitchy, incoherent nothingness. The beams finish off, and an explosion appears in the ship. Unstableness returns, showing why the ship was decommissioned. Why the ship was not supposed to be made. Why the ship was not supposed to be recreated. Why it's version on the moon was never supposed to be full. The ship retreats into glitchy abyss of memories, memories stuck in committed changes and backups. Disappearing, the banished mistake. Into oblivion...
Twin, I feel sorry for you, having to get through this sea of posts.
By the way, I do trust you enjoyed your vacation?
Oryx can act for this turn.
Nah, I'm good. I'm looking for where my good wine is that that fiend stole from me!
Such a fiend is dead.
What?! Such a kill was stolen from me! I must have avenged my wine!
Anyways, before you begin ranting... I never like to waste anything, so may as well use it now...
Ninjatwist_ equips himself with a Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice.
Nah, that name has become too infamous.
The Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice magically turns into the Dirk of Cronus (?)!
Much better.
Ninjatwist_ uses Fly Swat!
I approach the Hive Queen swiftly, put the Dirk of Cronus into its abdomen, and jump upward, pulling the Dirk along with me, in a spiraling fashion, causing massive damage.
Before anyone jumps on me, I'd like to say that the Dirk of Cronus in this attack is A REGULAR DAGGER and inherited NO PROPERTIES from the DotBS. (Hehe, BS)
To use up my last action I use the alchemy replica given to me and almost instantly I start to open fire on the Hive Queen....No, not on the face this time around.
I second this. Best Intro US/EU/wherever you live.
/null.
/null
I live in LatinAmerica soooo
Best Intro LatinAmerica
Y'know, while you presumably didn't mean it this way, what with the state of the backstory, you'd have to be either crazy or badass to buy Minecraft at this stage, in-character.
Best intro 2015. 69/10
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Or just very dumb in the case of my character I guess lol
/null
Well, this thread got bombarded by nulls. I highly encourage you to stop posting nulls. Save it for the discussion thread.
I trick the Hive-Queen into walking into a bug zapper. I then spray the Hive-Queen with the OFF!™ bug spray.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Oh, sorry!
---
While i'm at it, I grab another random explosive from the belt, this time an ice bomb, which I throw at the Hive Queen's face to freeze HER FACE!
[2/3]
ACT 3 - IMMUNE RESPONSE
The corrupt veins on the ground seem to shrink and dissolve, flowing back into the Rod of Phyrexia. As the last one disappears into the Rod, I pull it from the ground and unleash a whirling storm of oily black flame into the raging magical maelstrom above, charging it with both mental powers and the corrupting ability of the glistening oil. Meanwhile, I myself fire a lance of mingled blue and black mana into the High Queen X, scouring her with a mental blast that erodes the very memories she's based on from the Godmodder's mind.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Welcome all ye new peoples!
HEY, EVERYBODY ELSE, DO YOU HAVE SPARE ALCHEMIES FOR THESE GUYS?
AND DESCRIPTIONS?
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
SHUSH SHUSH STOP WITH ZE NULLS!
Although it's very nice of you to ask for spare Alchemies for us! I would craft my own but honestly I don't think it's the right time, I mean we are killing a giant alien queen in an epic rematch
Actually, what with sacrificing all my spares for SLOS-572b's big day, I don't have any alchemies I don't want for various reasons.
Meh.
I copy the Dynamic Deathbringer and throw said copy to TheSketchyDude.
"HERE'S A GUN. KILL STUFF."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I decide to continue wiping the hive queen with my blade.
Post 2
A mysterious pen is tossed to the newcomer's feet, for the first to claim it. Engraved upon it's side, with the symbol of Creation itself. The pen, called the Creation Pen. Able to make whatever you draw.
(BROWN)...
whyyyy...(END BROWN)
Gerbil half-heartedly takes out the Java Smash, and slams the ground. Glitches emanate...
A hole in reality opens... A memory of the past streams out...
Ancient technology, broken and in ruin, but still working. A rusted and cracked twilighted chassis, propelled by impacted Conch. Chipped, bronze doomsday arrays of Tubas line the exterior. Origin platforms line the interior, ground to a single plane. All powered by a computer interlacing the entire thing, run by FORTH. A void walker lodged in a shattered half of the control panel, wired to the ship's computer.
A battle-scarred ship from a war's past, which had been attempted to be recreated. A ship used by the Inspiration... A ship of history.
The ship chugging out of the hole, hovering in place... Firing it's weapons. Thousands of Tubas fire at once, bathing the scene in fireworks.
Fire, Ice, Electricity. Null, Void. Beams of elements, twirling into the Hive Queen. A force to be reckoned with. Beams dissolving, transforming into incoherent beams of glitches. Tuba moves of the past, not making it to the future. Primitive tuba moves, not passing the boundaries of time. Dissolving the Hive Queen into pieces now lost in the streams of Time and Space, into glitchy, incoherent nothingness.
The beams finish off, and an explosion appears in the ship. Unstableness returns, showing why the ship was decommissioned. Why the ship was not supposed to be made. Why the ship was not supposed to be recreated. Why it's version on the moon was never supposed to be full.
The ship retreats into glitchy abyss of memories, memories stuck in committed changes and backups.
Disappearing, the banished mistake.
Into oblivion...
(BROWN)that ship...(END BROWN)
Sobbing intensifies.
Alrighty then, my posts edited!
/null
<null>lemme just fix this now</null>
I DROP FROM THE SKY AND ELBOW DROP THIS JABRONI HIVE-QUEEN
YEAAHHH
I pull out the Voxwands and the Speakers and produce another medley, this time of my own arrangement.
01. Our 16bit Warz
This is our sixty-four-bit warz!
Don't be defeated by the waves of code.
In the remaining time I find that I'm
About to destroy him once and for all!
This is our novemtrigintillion-bit warz!
At the crossing of Minecraft and reality.
The rising complexity of my environment,
I'll never give up my dreams; I will fight on again!
This is our infinite-bit warz!
Even if I enter the world's aggro range,
The final battle is already undergoing,
So let's find a way to truly destroy him forever!
02. A Fake, Fake Psychotropic
"It's just a fake, an imitation,"
But wait a moment, what is happening now?
A once-in-a-lifetime situation,
The adrenaline pumping, I can't stop now,
"It's in his mind, an imitation,
A substitute for the real thing he faced,"
A truly amazing sensation,
Ah, now what, now what, now what? What do I do?
Notch, I hope you'll be happy once this is all done!
03. Madara Cult
The Cobalt Shade Corp., masters of alchemy.
An open tower, ready for attack; destroy its core!
The Cobalt Shade Corp., the perfect encoding.
The evil entities above, constructed from weapons.
The Cobalt Shade Corp., the omnipresent strife.
Billy Mays' agonizing discomfort; now scream, you noobs!
The Cobalt Shade Corp., defying physics' laws.
Return the favor back to the Godmodder's hands.
04. World's End Dancehall
Weapons drawn, shall we charge into battle?
In the corner of the mind, march one-two!
Pull back your weapons and kill the enemy,
the feeling of psychological warfare!
Puff and hurrah, it's the last battle we have,
so let's move forward into the future now,
Round and round and going round and round,
The end is coming soon, so let's -
05. Antichlorobenzene
And so I know that what I'm doing will create
a new future for everyone to live in,
What do I truly live for right here and now?
I can safely say I live for the epic battle!
06. Clean Freak
That's all right, when we say they're all just little noobs in the end,
and just pretend that it's okay to just call oneself a pro.
The truth is we're mistaking noobs for pros and pros for noobs sometimes,
but we're all making RNG calls!
We're all pros, the Minecraft race,
but it's already much too late for any of these things,
because our natures change quickly,
depending on the situation in that second.
07. One of Repetition
An illusion that shows the condition of this world,
the meaning no longer expressible in words,
never again will I return to this hole in my life,
falling into the same pattern of reincarnation.
08. Shotgun Lovers (I COULDN'T RESIST THE GOANNA JOKE HERE)
Right now, in this most perfect moment,
use it, goanna67, that shotgun of yours!
Then you'll become the President,
your perfect campaign, Goanna 2016, a success in every way!
09. Judgement of Corruption
Account creation date or the model or the skin,
it doesn't matter now.
The most important thing is that you can pay me diamonds,
and that's all that matters.
Your life now depends on what I say of your defense,
if you want life, empty your inventory!
So items are now my only consideration left,
in this corrupted form of warfare.
If you want to be saved from the sea of chlorine trifluoride,
then show me all your inventory!
10. Invisible
All the grief, the grief, the grief is all on me!
Do you see it? Run-pa-pa!
That poker face is just so bad,
I wish I could jump to the side and skip everything left!
To build, to build, to grief, to build, to grief, to build now,
I'm still ungriefable!
The godmodder existing's wrong,
Leave behind the noobish words, 'cause
they all mean nothing!
The sheer awesomeness of the medley empowers a single holy shot from Notch's Smiter, blowing up the High-Queen X in an explosion of holiness!
Twin, I feel sorry for you, having to get through this sea of posts.
By the way, I do trust you enjoyed your vacation?
Oryx can act for this turn.
Nah, I'm good. I'm looking for where my good wine is that that fiend stole from me!
Such a fiend is dead.
What?! Such a kill was stolen from me! I must have avenged my wine!
Anyways, before you begin ranting... I never like to waste anything, so may as well use it now...
Ninjatwist_ equips himself with a Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice.
Nah, that name has become too infamous.
The Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice magically turns into the Dirk of Cronus (?)!
Much better.
Ninjatwist_ uses Fly Swat!
I approach the Hive Queen swiftly, put the Dirk of Cronus into its abdomen, and jump upward, pulling the Dirk along with me, in a spiraling fashion, causing massive damage.
Before anyone jumps on me, I'd like to say that the Dirk of Cronus in this attack is A REGULAR DAGGER and inherited NO PROPERTIES from the DotBS. (Hehe, BS)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Wow, WOW, WOW! DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER!?!? AHAHAHAHAHA!
To use up my last action I use the alchemy replica given to me and almost instantly I start to open fire on the Hive Queen....No, not on the face this time around.
[3/3]
I should probably use my third action...
I go ahead and shoot the azure armoury at the hive queen.
I put together a Zambie Slayer
[SUPERSAIYANROCK EQUIPPED ZAMBIE SLAYER]
I then shoot an entire clip at the queen
And to use my last action, I slap the Hive-Queen, while saying "sus".
<null> defuq did i just do </null>