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I SUDDENLY GO AFTER THE GODMODDER AND GRAB HIM BEFORE HE IS KILLED

So you just grab the godmodder. Good for you, but that did [wah-wah-wah-wah]all to help us.

I suddenly scream really loud, breaking the Hive Queen's eardrums.

Act 3!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.

You, my good man, are about 23 pages late for that one. I redirect Poketwo into Hive Queen X to make his actual action useful.

I then consider executing my SECOND-MOST-ULTIMATE ATTACK. The Homie Missile. It's like a Homing Missile but it's special for REASONS THAT I WILL NOT CARE TO NAME AT THIS TIME TO BUILD POTENTIAL SUSPENSE. It may also be completely irrelevant, because I may not use it!

This indecisive nature about the use and abilities of my second-most powerful attack outside of its status as like a Homing Missile causes Hive Queen X to (E)X-PLODE.

Necro Smasher.

Hive Queen's face.

Let the two meet.

I take out a Giant Flyswatter and smack the Hive Queen around with it.

=TURN TWO=

=ACTION=

I attempt to channel the energies of the Comb Rave...

cc: egassem sdrawkcab! egassem sdrawkcab! egassem sdrawkcab! egassem sdrawkcab!

I end up summoning a giant bag of Doritos, of nearly every flavor imaginable! The bag fires outward towards the High-Queen, slicing her with razor-sharp chips! The chips of varying flavors cause different kinds of damage; spicy chips explode into large infernos, lime doritos simply cause the wounds to burn, and the cool ranch ones covering her in frost!

...the last one to hit keeps it's status effect! (Roll a D3. Those don't exist, but you know what I mean.)

(1: Fire! The High-Queen is burned!)

(2: Lime! The High-Queen takes bonus damage!)

(3: Ranch! The High-Queen takes x1.5 damage from the next attack against it!)

I withdraw the Dumper and begin to load an infinite stream of jars of Source SoƧ into it. The infinite stream of Source SoƧ causes an infinite stream of YTP essences to be fired out the Dumper, striking the High-Queen X!

A bolt of YTP Essence hits the High-Queen X, summoning HoH SiƧ. As you know, HOH SIƧ is a foundation repair company. HOH SIƧ proceeds to accost the High-Queen X, dealing JOJ damage! Of course, there is nobody with an A+ rating with the Better Business Bureau when it comes to JOJ, so the High-Queen X is instantly destroyed by pure JOJ damage! To top it off, they do whatever it takes to get the JOJ back out of the High-Queen X, so they tear the High-Queen X apart and sew it back together in a mixed up position. Next, another bolt of YTP essence hits the High-Queen X, summoning a million arrows of pure SUICIDE PUTTY at the High-Queen X. The Suicide Putty releases harsh fumes that cut off the High-Queen X's life force! Now, watch 300! THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DC SNOWBOARD BOOTS! The High-Queen X is kicked into a wall with a DC Snowboard Boot, sending it right into the path of another YTP Essence bolt! The YTP essence summons the worst folding chair ever! The High-Queen X is forced to sit on this chair by an unknown force. The High-Queen X is subjected to extreme discomfort, to the point where it takes damage!

Next, another YTP Essence bolt summons Vince Offer, who offers to offer the High-Queen X an offer. This offer is an offer that offers the offer of Vince Offer's fist. At this point, Vince punches the High-Queen X in the face before disappearing. Billy Mays then counter-offers Offer by offering an offer: eat Suicide Putty! The High-Queen X is forced to eat Suicide Putty, causing it to choke and die.

I use the magma multiplier on the hive queen.

I vote SJ Mech, that'll have the highest damage output, and that's what we want right now.

Eric glows with an angry golden light.

Maelstrom

And suddenly the skies are filled with golden runes.

A massive storm of powerful magics rain down from the skies above...

But since I'm not feeling creative right now and don't have the time to type out the attack, that'll all arrive in my next post.

Right now, the hive queen just gets smashed by a giant rubber duck.

I spray the Hive Queen X with bug spray. I then give it to a high school bio class and they dissect it.

I look around the mindscape and conclude that the godmodders fear of tubas comes from his horrible childhood and perhaps an accident happened to him concerning tubas.

The massive maelstrom of magic begins to solidify.

The air begins to condense around the hive queen, and suddenly she is frozen in a block of ice, completely unable to dodge as a massive storm of magic rains down.

Fire rains down from the heavens, unleashing a massive burning rain of death, dousing the hive queen in unquenchable fire that burns.

A pillar of fire descends down from the sky, a powerful judgement spell descending on the oversized bug.

This is followed up by blasts of plasma raining down from all over the place, massive ice shards and an enormous sub-zero blizzard that seems oddly localized to the hive queen's position.

Lightning crackles in the skies, the complete and utter chaos raining down a massive stream of lightning bolts upon her.

Extended Chain Attack: Commence!

Everyone that calls down magic attacks down from the sky hereafter feeds into this massive storm of magic that instead of dealing direct damage, is a map-wide damage dealing status effect that gains power the more that people feed into it.

Stab.

Stab.

Stab.

With magic.

I choose the statue I find the most confusing between

1:A tuba statue(Having your spirit filled with tubas sent at infinite speed in all the directions is something way more horrible than being eaten by a tuba)

2:A statue of the godmodder(Having your spirit filled with an infinite number of statues of yourself makes you way more narcissist and can weaken you by making yourself too much busy looking at yourself)

3:A statue of YOU!

4:A statue of project binary(Obvious)

5:A statue of friendship(No one deserve something so horrible and horrible! In fact it can not be described)

I create a magical locate city bomb inside of godmodder soul(you surely do not know what is a locate city bomb) for increasing entropy and magic.

While the locate city bomb continuously works I use some kind of power to create a statue of someone powerful and I call it artifact and I use it for increasing the number of statues and it keeps increasing at an infinite rate.

I suddenly apply the meta-magic explosive spell to my locate city bomb making that everything in the area of effect is instantly sent outside(at each instant) inflicting damage proportional to the range traveled and did I said my locate city bomb had an infinite range?

The infinite statues are thrown everywhere causing chaos and making the soul more complex as the statues goes everywhere.

I decide retroactively that I did that activity in the soul of the godmodder since an eternity before his birth.(and it is maybe why he is so much angry continuously)

ACT 2 - VISIBLE SYMPTOMS

I pull out the Silver Eye, activating it and blasting the High Queen X with a surge of magic. Some of the power is funneled into the still-powered Rod of Phyrexia, overcharging it. The black veins spreading out of the point that the Rod is still stuck in begin to pulse with unnatural life, flowing and enlarging until a massive symbol of Phyrexia is laid out on the ground, which abruptly peels off the ground entirely and spears the High Queen with the two spiked ends of the Phi. An outline is left on the ground, which rapidly begins to fill in with more oily influence...

I channel the torturous havoc of Zillydark into the magic storm.

This causes the storm to generate both a rain of black liquid sorrow, and Spiral Jawbreaker hail.

These react rather violently upon contact.

As in, explosions.

I channel poison magic into the magic storm.

I, noticing the magic storm, chuckle, pull out some illegal drugs, then hurl them into the storm. What kind, you ask?

MAGIC MUSHROOMS

Wait, what is going on? Am I Crusher48 or EXOS, or someone else entirely? Wait, I likely cant be EXOS, EXOS uses gold text all the time. But it cant be Crusher48, he is dead. Or is he???

Whoever I am, I force the Hive Queen to do a check on my history, causing it to run into the {REDACTED SEE SPOILER} and forcing it to die instantly.

Note: If you are not Twinbuilder (who is immune to the effect), do not read this!

I throw a MAGICAL PONY at the magic storm.

I make a magical inspector inspect the storm before giving it a seal of approval.