Alright, I'm back from vacation! There might not be a post today because I need time to get settled back into a normal routine. I'll definitely start posting normally again tomorrow.
To all the new people joining: welcome to the game. PLEASE avoid nullposts, they only serve to clutter up the game with spam. The place to talk about the game is the Forge Database. You can find a couple of links to it on the first post of this game.
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I use my patented product from the MAXSIDE company called the Game-Bumper™ to bump this game back to the front page while simultaneously bumping the Hive queens butt out of the way!
=Le Action=
I pull out a odd, green ring, nearly as big as me, I throw it down onto the ground, and soon out pops.. The Battletoads! To kick some butt and bring warty-green justice! They all go proceed to beat the crap out of the hive queen, as usual.
[ 3/3 action posts ]
Oh god, 83 posts... I think this is some sort of record, and not one that I think is very good... For all the newcomers, try to cut down on the amount of nullposts. I know I've said this already, but it bears repeating.
Quick note, I'm going to be going on vacation for 2 weeks, starting Sunday. For that time period, I shall lack computer access, and will be going into Richard's Mindscape in order to find where the Brand is effecting him. You guys attack the memories.
I pull out another card from the deck...the Empress.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Celebrate life's grandeur...It's brilliance...It's magnificence..."
"Richard, you do realize we could have used our fleet of ships. Or my portals. Or someone else's power. Oh, well. Time for the Alpha of the Omega. Not of the universe, just of this forum. And my goodness, this is going to be entertaining."
My wings grow a couple of feet.
["This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again
For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
That skyfall
Skyfall is where we start
A thousand miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark
You may have my number, you can take my name
But you'll never have my heart
Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall.
And speaking of the sky falling..."
An absurdly gargantuan portal opens up. Everyone in Richard's mind wonders just what is going to come out.
"TO ME! SHIPS! I CALL THEE, Uber Pirate remains. Shipship. Disco Deathball. CLYP Prototype. DUX. AND Space Octillery!"
The ships exit the portal with the same stats as they were left with back in the other world.
"I had to make it massive for a reason, guys. I CALL THEE, Tri-Mage Fighter. AND Serpentine!"
The final two ships exit through the portal, but they all lack pilots. Thus, they all crash straight into High Queen X. I collapse from sheer exhaustion, but I am not done. My soul leaves my body and dives straight into the deepest depths of Richard's mind. My body is now soulless, and falls straight into a portal which closes after it.
Inside Richard's Mindscape, near the Brand
"Now then, time to find the brand. This could take a long time, perhaps two weeks. I have a feeling that it shall be almost two weeks."
See you after my vacation, everyone!
KICK THE BINARIES OUT OF THIS WORLD! RESCUE ALPHA! AND, AS ALWAYS,
DESTROY THE GODMODDER!!!
12,000 damage to the High-Queen X! After the attack, all of the ships fizzle out of existence and reappear back in the Battlefield! If by the Brand you mean the Mark, don't even bother looking for it! The Mark is all around you... All of Godmodder Soul's mind has been corrupted and taken over by it... The only thing unaffected appears to be Alpha himself!
Have a nice vacation! By the time you're back this game might be over...
I attempt to select the Z-Mech from the Boss Pool, then look for a D6 to reroll it with.
I then begin lifting the Brass Knuckles, and attack the High-Queen with a massive, spiked whip! (which happens to be the ARMISTYX in SPIKED WHIP SCYTHE MODE) I entangle the High-Queen, and then tighten the entanglement, puncturing skin / whatever and leaving it open to a bigger attack...
Said bigger attack is me using CHAIRNOVA on it.
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech! The D6 rerolls items, not entities!
I vote for the Z-MECH. He seems to be the most useful.
I force the HIVE QUEEN to watch all of the YouTube Videos. All of them. While it's mind is destroyed from the vids, I perform Safer-Sephiroth's SUPERNOVA move on it.
I vote for the Z-MECH...
Wait... Eglarbroad...? Are you still...
Pulse slowing...
...no...
Breathing pausing...
Not now...
Beat... Beat...
Beat....... Beat.......
nononononononononononononononononono
Beat.
...
...NO!
.
Gerbil sobbing.
Collapsing.
This... no. Couldn't...
How could this...
Why... What..-
This... This WAR!
THIS WAR GOING ON SINCE HISTORY PAST! THIS WAR BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK! GOOD AND EVIL!
AND IT WAS YOU WHO CAUSED IT! GODMODDER, EMPLOYER! SCRATCH, BINARY, BILL, IKEA!
It was you who caused it... Twinbuilder, TT2000, Gemini...
It...
Why did we have to get tangled up into this...
Can't anything reverse this... The anomalies have passed...
...
...
...
...
I...
I will continue this...
Continue as I would have...
Gerbil stumbles up, and wipes off tears...
You know what... Get out, stages of grief. I'll keep anger all the way!
Eglarbroad... I... will... AVENGE YOU!
Anger at the past bosses wells up... Anger for the war, anger for all those that harmed. Anger for... himself.
A microphone appears...
I'll do a bit of a change to a song, something to inspire us...
And I'll try to disregard this...
Eglarbroad...
This is for you!
If you're evil and you're on the rise
You can count on the bunch of us taking you down
'Cause we're good and evil never beats us
We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas!
Gerbil leaps into the air, setting flames to everything around it. Using an old ability from back at Act 2, fire curls out of Gerbil's mouth, fire from Tepig. Fire burns, turns to white and blue. Abilities overused, searing the Hive Queen. Noises are heard and... A Tepig appears from the fire, who runs and escapes to it's home universe.
We are the Descendants
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way!
Olden meteors rain down, called by the Tubas, the shower destroying the minds cape.
That's why the people of this world believe in
the narrative, and players, and decadents.
Pillars of memories past fall onto the Hive-Queen, bombarded by sky-rocks.
If you could only know, what we really did
When we arrived on Godcraft, from out beyond your world
We were amazed to find, your beauty and your worth
And we will protect your kind,
Tears start welling...
And we will protect your Mine!
And we will protect your Craft!
And we will protect this!
Sudden bursts of energy emanate... Holograms of past fighters in this war circle the Hive-Queen X, lashing out with each's unique abilities. All the players who didn't show their true glory, players who were stuck on the server, factions like Robomonkey. Each one, there in spirit.
I will fight for the place where I'm free!
To create together and build the world!
I will fight in the name of the Narrative!
And everything that good believes in!
Source Code of Reality blend with the Mindscape of this world, conflicting... Stability plummeting as reality is shredded...
Tears slowly stream down...
I will fight for the companion in my whole life!
He is everything I have ever needed!
I will fight to be everything that everybody needs us to be for this world!
Reality shatters, code seeping out... Being edited by Gerbil.
The odds are against us, this won't be easy,
but we're not going to do it alone!
Mindscape and Code, conflicting in the background. World glitching...
We are the Descendants!
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
Tubas held to the sky...
That's why the people of this world, believe in... Players, Descendants, and Good...
Health of the Hive Queen quivers, and plummets. The bar glitches going negative... Then positive, negative, positive, never quite reaching zero. An EMP is blasted from the Tubas, shutting down the Source Code, retreating... Changes kept when the Mindscape reclaims territory. Unknown changes, more than just health... To be revealed...
And Narrative!
Gerbil collapses to the ground, sobbing... Remembering... Grieving...
I said I wouldn't let this... but...
why...
why did this...
Alright. Where do we have the memory again? I have no idea how it went when i did that... Aha! There it is! My "Finishing the Godmodder off!" move! Let's see if this fragile mind can handle more of this. I will just tweak it enough to let it have a unique flair. So let's go.
I rip out..... something resembling a spine out of the High Queen X and pin her to the ground using Ubersaw's. I beat the memory stuffs out of her, though not before setting the spine(?) on fire for added effect. I forego the dancing (i don't dance with women i don't date) and go straight to jumping off of her into the sky, where i get a few good shots with Dracula's Puzzler in before using my grappling hook to rip off a not too significant chunk out of the pyramid and send it it towards the High Queen X.
After she was hit by the massive rocky "building" i use the speed of my fall to impale her one last time with my Netherarria's cuestick form. For added creepy affect, i make a short puppet theatre short with her. "Hello, children? Are you all here? Okay. POOTIS! the End!" I then throw her body away since she is probably still alive anyway.
I heal a random player with the No Joke and vote for the Z-Mech. Since we could lose when everyone of us is dead, having a boss to protect us might be a good idea.
"Alpha, do you have any idea what increasing or decreasing the Integrity of this place might cause?"
I vote on the SJ-Mech. Splash is nice, but the ability to attack twice means double DPS, right? Plus, I think that these X-Bosses have summoning capabilities, otherwise Splash would be worthless...And bodyguarding isn't much of an issue, I think.
In any case, I proceed to go at the Hive-Queen X with a full body tackle. Let's start this out nice and easy.
ALPHA: Decreasing the Integrity should cause Omega's memories to become more fragile... But it would also make entering this place harder and riskier in the event of one of you dying and having to come back.
And now that I actually UNDERSTAND Lord English (and why Scratch uses white text), I'll be taking them down!
But for now to tackle the Queen.
Ninjatwist_ uses Gigaslash!
*Tries to make a picture and fails! [DATA EXPUNGED] you, MS Paint, for refusing to work on me even though you worked earlier!*
I call down lightning down from the sky, and it creates a powerful sword shape in my hands. After performing a short turn to amplify its power, I perform a mighty sweep across the battlefield, which cuts the High Queen down with its prowess.
I also vote on the SJ-Mech for its ability to attack twice, which means more DPS. I always like dishing out more damage. The best defense begins with a good offense. The more damage you can deal means less time that the enemy can take damaging you.
...Crap. Build, you do realize your Magnum is the only possible way we can take out English? We've only got one shot, use it wisely. Unless anyone has a random repaired Caledfwch around?
I levitate in the air, my Mind symbol glowing extremely powerfully. I grow slightly taller (I was already 6'1'', trolls are tall), and teal tentacles outstretch from my body and envelop Hive Queen X, restraining her and diminishing her power swiftly by healing the damaged memories. I then grow some random claws because I can do that here apparently.
Yes, but... Hopefully it won't have to come to that.
I mean Tazz has Caledfwlch... And if I recall it's also enhanced to prevent breaking. And if that fails we can probably just keep throwing cue balls at him until he gives up. That aside, though, High Queen! It's been pickled for higher power! That aside though, I'm just going to find an excuse to wander around aimlessly until I find the Godmodder's traumatic tuba incident memories. Hey look a distraction! *runs off in the distance, throwing fireballs everywhere with Cipher's Call, horribly distorting the Godmodder's mindscape.... more so than usual.* Oh look some traumatic memories! It sure would be a shame if I used every single power of both tubas at the same time on young Richard over here... Who am I kidding I'm just gonna do it.
[ONE TRUAMA INDUCING ATTACK SEQUENCE LATER]
Alright done.
Godmodder Soul's mindscape twists and turns around you, spasming and reeling from the fireballs you're throwing around... After the trauma-inducing attack sequence, Godmodder Soul's mindscape has been irreparably scarred! -4% Mindscape Stability!
For the record: I think that, as they're memories, and memories of the Godmodder, he may just not know about the whole Deudly Magnum thing, and I doubt that matters in all honesty, we have bigger fish to fry with the Deudly Magnum.
In any case, I rip out a chunk of the ground from the Mindscape and toss it at Hive Queen X. I then bombard it with Mario & Luigi references because I know EXACTLY why that thing is Hive Queen X rather than, say, Hive Queen Memory. The references in question are actually hard-light copies of Bowser rolled up into a ball. Very painful.
Alright, you got me. The "X" suffix is indeed a reference to Mario & Luigi. 6,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
Fear huh? Well, I happen to know an antithesis mind-element of fear, HOPE! I focus as hard as I can and pull out the hopebringer, trying to absorb all the hope I can from the godmodder's mindscape, and I fire it at the High-Queen X!
You noticed it too, eh? I guess, since I have a delayed flight, I'll finish off the attack I've been setting up.
I pull out a 5th card, The Emperor.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer..."
I pull the 6th card: The Hierophant.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide oneself..."
Card 7 is lovers, so I shall pull that.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another..."
I pull the card of the Chariot Arcana next.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goals..."
I pull the card of my own Arcana, Justice.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty..."
I pull the card of the Hermit.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
It requires great courage to look at oneself honestly, and forge one's own path..."
I pull the card of Fortune, shuddering at all the times I have been punished by it.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Along time exist fate, the bearer of cruelty."
The next card is Richard's, Strength.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment."
The 12th card is the Hanged Man.
"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal."
I pull the final card for the attack, Death.
"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are...Death awaits you."
On Hive Queen X, I use Night Queen. A highly damaging move with a 50% chance of inflicting Charm, which makes one either heal enemies or attack allies. Note: They cannot attack themselves. Charm lasts for three turns, or until cured. And one cannot cure it themselves.
The Arcana attack deals 15,000 damage to the High-Queen X! Night Queen deals an additional 5,000 damage and Charms the High-Queen X!
A shadowy figure appears in Rick's mindscape with a duo of pizza slaces in one hand and an ebony black sword in the other.
U2: I"m back!!
Biumbra checks the mindscape for mentally stable and unstable auras.
I try to cut off the Hive-Queen's wings using the Secret Voidscythe before voting for the C-MECH.
Biumbra nearly has a seizure when he senses an absolutely gargantuan unstable aura that is as huge as the mindscape. The only stable aura he can sense comes from Alpha. I did say that the Godmodder's "Mental Stability" was relative...
We're in the mindscape... Heh, heh, heh. I'm a veritable master of the mind.
I pull out the Rod of Phyrexia, black flames swirling around it as it shifts into a more spikelike shape. The Phyrexia symbol floating in the spiked crystal tip glows black as oil begins to drip from it, before I stab the Rod into the ground of the Godmodder's mindscape, black veins spreading from the mental wound as the oil flows into the fabric of the Godmodder's mind and allows me a degree of control over it. I immediately use that control, massive spikes of mental power forming from the ground and stabbing the High Queen X as the very fabric of the Godmodder's mind rejects her.
I also vote for the SJ-Mech. Doubled attacks means doubled DPS.
13,000 damage to the High-Queen X! You can feel the mindscape pulsate and throb around you, the ground cracking and rising up into the air! It's reacting quite violently to your antics... -3% Mindscape Stability!
I reach for my Godmodder Brain Melting Dictionary and start reading some words...
Propaganda: A genuine male goose
Relief: What trees do in the spring
Artificial: The person in charge of protecting paintings
Picket: What you do to your nose
Express: A broken printing machine
The puns echo inside his brain
...
I then wack the high queen with a high chair...
twice
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
Blood begins dripping down from the sky! The grey ground below you begins to bubble and lose its shape... Is it actually melting? -2% Mindscape Stability! 3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
I need my entities fix man! Oh well. At this rate, we'll be done by about the 28th, with 2 days Twin-cation, 5 days for all bosses to appear, then maybe 2 more days to murder-cate them all.
I vote for SJ-MECH
I summon the ultimate example of the Godmodder's failure... the ultimate character to have taken the spotlight away from him... one who made people forget the Godmodder was even a thing... I summon...
The Shard of Guilt, who temporarily diverted the attention of about 5 people slightly. However, no entities are allowed here, so he's going to have to follow different rules. He'll stick around for 3 of my posts (or maybe more if I renew it) and on each post he'll attack for 1/3rd normal damage. So my next three posts deal 1/3rd more damage at the cost of spending one post now. Seems fair to me. Although, I mainly want to see what having more examples of times people haven't focused on the Godmodder is going to do. Just stuff them all in his head.
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
The Shard of Guilt appears near you! I'll allow it since it's not really an entity.
You, my good man, are about 23 pages late for that one. I redirect Poketwo into Hive Queen X to make his actual action useful.
I then consider executing my SECOND-MOST-ULTIMATE ATTACK. The Homie Missile. It's like a Homing Missile but it's special for REASONS THAT I WILL NOT CARE TO NAME AT THIS TIME TO BUILD POTENTIAL SUSPENSE. It may also be completely irrelevant, because I may not use it!
This indecisive nature about the use and abilities of my second-most powerful attack outside of its status as like a Homing Missile causes Hive Queen X to (E)X-PLODE.
I end up summoning a giant bag of Doritos, of nearly every flavor imaginable! The bag fires outward towards the High-Queen, slicing her with razor-sharp chips! The chips of varying flavors cause different kinds of damage; spicy chips explode into large infernos, lime doritos simply cause the wounds to burn, and the cool ranch ones covering her in frost!
...the last one to hit keeps it's status effect! (Roll a D3. Those don't exist, but you know what I mean.)
(1: Fire! The High-Queen is burned!)
(2: Lime! The High-Queen takes bonus damage!)
(3: Ranch! The High-Queen takes x1.5 damage from the next attack against it!)
I roll a 1! The High-Queen becomes Burned even further!
I withdraw the Dumper and begin to load an infinite stream of jars of Source SoƧ into it. The infinite stream of Source SoƧ causes an infinite stream of YTP essences to be fired out the Dumper, striking the High-Queen X!
A bolt of YTP Essence hits the High-Queen X, summoning HoH SiƧ. As you know, HOH SIƧ is a foundation repair company. HOH SIƧ proceeds to accost the High-Queen X, dealing JOJ damage! Of course, there is nobody with an A+ rating with the Better Business Bureau when it comes to JOJ, so the High-Queen X is instantly destroyed by pure JOJ damage! To top it off, they do whatever it takes to get the JOJ back out of the High-Queen X, so they tear the High-Queen X apart and sew it back together in a mixed up position. Next, another bolt of YTP essence hits the High-Queen X, summoning a million arrows of pure SUICIDE PUTTY at the High-Queen X. The Suicide Putty releases harsh fumes that cut off the High-Queen X's life force! Now, watch 300! THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DC SNOWBOARD BOOTS! The High-Queen X is kicked into a wall with a DC Snowboard Boot, sending it right into the path of another YTP Essence bolt! The YTP essence summons the worst folding chair ever! The High-Queen X is forced to sit on this chair by an unknown force. The High-Queen X is subjected to extreme discomfort, to the point where it takes damage!
Next, another YTP Essence bolt summons Vince Offer, who offers to offer the High-Queen X an offer. This offer is an offer that offers the offer of Vince Offer's fist. At this point, Vince punches the High-Queen X in the face before disappearing. Billy Mays then counter-offers Offer by offering an offer: eat Suicide Putty! The High-Queen X is forced to eat Suicide Putty, causing it to choke and die.
I spray the Hive Queen X with bug spray. I then give it to a high school bio class and they dissect it.
I look around the mindscape and conclude that the godmodders fear of tubas comes from his horrible childhood and perhaps an accident happened to him concerning tubas.
5,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
Godmodder Soul's memories are so scattered and broken that you can't make heads or tails of them...
The massive maelstrom of magic begins to solidify.
The air begins to condense around the hive queen, and suddenly she is frozen in a block of ice, completely unable to dodge as a massive storm of magic rains down.
Fire rains down from the heavens, unleashing a massive burning rain of death, dousing the hive queen in unquenchable fire that burns.
A pillar of fire descends down from the sky, a powerful judgement spell descending on the oversized bug.
This is followed up by blasts of plasma raining down from all over the place, massive ice shards and an enormous sub-zero blizzard that seems oddly localized to the hive queen's position.
Lightning crackles in the skies, the complete and utter chaos raining down a massive stream of lightning bolts upon her.
Extended Chain Attack: Commence!
Everyone that calls down magic attacks down from the sky hereafter feeds into this massive storm of magic that instead of dealing direct damage, is a map-wide damage dealing status effect that gains power the more that people feed into it.
9,000 damage to the High-Queen X! The Maelstrom begins to rage throughout the field! It will last for three turns! The more people that add onto the Maelstrom using magic-based attacks that fall from the sky, the more powerful it will be!
I choose the statue I find the most confusing between
1:A tuba statue(Having your spirit filled with tubas sent at infinite speed in all the directions is something way more horrible than being eaten by a tuba)
2:A statue of the godmodder(Having your spirit filled with an infinite number of statues of yourself makes you way more narcissist and can weaken you by making yourself too much busy looking at yourself)
3:A statue of YOU!
4:A statue of project binary(Obvious)
5:A statue of friendship(No one deserve something so horrible and horrible! In fact it can not be described)
I create a magical locate city bomb inside of godmodder soul(you surely do not know what is a locate city bomb) for increasing entropy and magic.
While the locate city bomb continuously works I use some kind of power to create a statue of someone powerful and I call it artifact and I use it for increasing the number of statues and it keeps increasing at an infinite rate.
I suddenly apply the meta-magic explosive spell to my locate city bomb making that everything in the area of effect is instantly sent outside(at each instant) inflicting damage proportional to the range traveled and did I said my locate city bomb had an infinite range?
The infinite statues are thrown everywhere causing chaos and making the soul more complex as the statues goes everywhere.
I decide retroactively that I did that activity in the soul of the godmodder since an eternity before his birth.(and it is maybe why he is so much angry continuously)
You create a lot of madness with your Locate City Bomb and an infinite number of statues! The High-Queen X takes 7,000 damage! There's no way you could have done this an eternity before the Godmodder's birth since you're in his mindscape at the present day! -2% Mindscape Stability regardless!
I pull out the Silver Eye, activating it and blasting the High Queen X with a surge of magic. Some of the power is funneled into the still-powered Rod of Phyrexia, overcharging it. The black veins spreading out of the point that the Rod is still stuck in begin to pulse with unnatural life, flowing and enlarging until a massive symbol of Phyrexia is laid out on the ground, which abruptly peels off the ground entirely and spears the High Queen with the two spiked ends of the Phi. An outline is left on the ground, which rapidly begins to fill in with more oily influence...
The Silver Eye deals 20,000 damage to the High-Queen X and boosts your magic attacks for three turns!
Wait, what is going on? Am I Crusher48 or EXOS, or someone else entirely? Wait, I likely cant be EXOS, EXOS uses gold text all the time. But it cant be Crusher48, he is dead. Or is he???
Whoever I am, I force the Hive Queen to do a check on my history, causing it to run into the {REDACTED SEE SPOILER} and forcing it to die instantly.
Note: If you are not Twinbuilder (who is immune to the effect), do not read this!
Memetic Kill Cocktail (remember, it kills anyone not inoculated that knows it exists)
Your death has been reversed upon entering the mindscape. Still though, High-Queen X killed! Godmodder Soul's power pulses through the Mindscape, reconstituting the High-Queen X's power and reforming it, just with 6,000 less HP!
Eric continues pouring his power into the magical maelstrom up above, and suddenly rune blades, much like the one he used in the fight against the Artemissile, begin raining from the sky, impaling the hive queen (and any other forthcoming bosses) with extreme prejudice. And lots of explosions to go with.
I roll my eyes, and take out the Fourth Wall Breakers. I then roll them at the Hive-Queen. 8-7-8-7-8-7-7-8. Yeah screw chance I'm just going to constantly lie about my rolls. Nah, probably not gonna work. I roll them the *normal* way.
Lying about your rolls ruins the whole luck-based gimmick behind them!
5-6-4-5-2-3-4-4
There is a great white flash in the sky, and an abundant amount of extra-dimensional cosmic superstring strata pours fourth, Godmodder Soul's mindscape shattering like glass! An unimaginable horror floats from out of the strata and subjects the High-Queen X to its wrath, dealing 9,000 damage!
The two halves of me look distinctly odd, in a mindscape.
Zand is little more than a maroon outline of the human form, the few distinguishing features blown out of proportion, while Amp is a chaotic mess of glitchiness and anger, fire and lightning, flickering faces appearing at random for barely long enough to scream in anger or pain, the whole bound into the shape of a man by spiny silver threads.
Both halves move back-to-back and begin throwing ruin of a thousand sorts into the Maelstrom above, the Mindscape coupled with the lifted OP scale and the power of their linked madness bringing destruction of an unparalleled sort to this strange sky. Not bigger, necessarily, or better, but certainly far stranger, and filled with the laughter of a thirsting god.
More bugs? I think that there have been too many in this war, both organic and computer. However, there is one universe where two races have learned to fight insects like these. They were summoned in the beginning of the First War, and for too long they have been forgotten.
Lothyra holds out her hand. It bursts into flame with the last shred of creative energies she can muster after her attempt on the Godmodder's life.
Hell, it's about time.
She uses her mental ability to twist the mindscape of what used to be Omega. From the shadows an army rises. No. Two armies. One of angular metal and beige coloring, the other sleek and shining. One of ordinary humans, and the other of an ancient and wise aliens. One wielding mundane projectile weapons and explosives, the other wielding rays and lasers powered by pure psionics. One new and full of potential, the other desperate and dying. One gritty and pragmatic, the other aloof and elegant. The Terran and Protoss armies have returned (this is an entity pool summon, one from DTG 1). Once they were enemies, now they will fight side by side against a Zerg-like enemy. The High Queen.
I pull out an Unreal Megashark, and starts shooting Chlorophyte Bullets at The Hive-Queen, hoping that it would atleast drop a Soul of Sight on defeat.
--EDITED--
Welcome! 4,000 damage to the High-Queen X! The High-Queen X won't drop anything upon defeat...
I look up to see the bullets just do nothing. The sarcastic clapping followed quickly. To make sure that this beautiful attack works, I use the power of all those mirrors I had to point the bullets at the thing we need to kill.
This is why we need the Iternary: That kind of uninformed stuff happens.
You're free to edit actions you've already taken, so you can just scratch out Godmodder Soul and write in Hive Queen.
I cause friendship to rain from the sky, strengthening whatever Mech we get. And because friendship is magic, this contributes to the combo thing!
The Shard of Guilt rains down darkfire from above to burn the Hive Queen, both contributing to the combo and making the Godmodder feel vaguely guilty about that one time he left the oven on.
+1 Maelstrom power! Only +1 per post, even though you have the Shard with you. Godmodder Soul's mindscape twitches... -1% Mindscape Stability!
"Well, um....Honey i'm home?" says an unknown voice in the middle of the battle, everyone looks back at him with a weird look, even the Hive Queen with a bit of a comical silence.
"Um I just kinda bought this game and I have no idea what's going on but i'm assuming this is a boss battle so...should I just attack that thing?" everyone just slowly nods before they go back to what they were doing before.
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I quickly summon a belt filled with explosives, I grab a napalm from it and throw it directly at the Hive Queen's FACE
The corrupt veins on the ground seem to shrink and dissolve, flowing back into the Rod of Phyrexia. As the last one disappears into the Rod, I pull it from the ground and unleash a whirling storm of oily black flame into the raging magical maelstrom above, charging it with both mental powers and the corrupting ability of the glistening oil. Meanwhile, I myself fire a lance of mingled blue and black mana into the High Queen X, scouring her with a mental blast that erodes the very memories she's based on from the Godmodder's mind.
+1 Maelstrom power!
Minicritted 21,000 damage to the High-Queen X! -2% Mindscape Stability!
A mysterious pen is tossed to the newcomer's feet, for the first to claim it. Engraved upon it's side, with the symbol of Creation itself. The pen, called the Creation Pen. Able to make whatever you draw.
(BROWN)...
whyyyy...(END BROWN) Gerbil half-heartedly takes out the Java Smash, and slams the ground. Glitches emanate... A hole in reality opens... A memory of the past streams out... Ancient technology, broken and in ruin, but still working. A rusted and cracked twilighted chassis, propelled by impacted Conch. Chipped, bronze doomsday arrays of Tubas line the exterior. Origin platforms line the interior, ground to a single plane. All powered by a computer interlacing the entire thing, run by FORTH. A void walker lodged in a shattered half of the control panel, wired to the ship's computer. A battle-scarred ship from a war's past, which had been attempted to be recreated. A ship used by the Inspiration... A ship of history. The ship chugging out of the hole, hovering in place... Firing it's weapons. Thousands of Tubas fire at once, bathing the scene in fireworks. Fire, Ice, Electricity. Null, Void. Beams of elements, twirling into the Hive Queen. A force to be reckoned with. Beams dissolving, transforming into incoherent beams of glitches. Tuba moves of the past, not making it to the future. Primitive tuba moves, not passing the boundaries of time. Dissolving the Hive Queen into pieces now lost in the streams of Time and Space, into glitchy, incoherent nothingness. The beams finish off, and an explosion appears in the ship. Unstableness returns, showing why the ship was decommissioned. Why the ship was not supposed to be made. Why the ship was not supposed to be recreated. Why it's version on the moon was never supposed to be full. The ship retreats into glitchy abyss of memories, memories stuck in committed changes and backups. Disappearing, the banished mistake. Into oblivion...
Twin, I feel sorry for you, having to get through this sea of posts.
By the way, I do trust you enjoyed your vacation?
Oryx can act for this turn.
Nah, I'm good. I'm looking for where my good wine is that that fiend stole from me!
Such a fiend is dead.
What?! Such a kill was stolen from me! I must have avenged my wine!
Anyways, before you begin ranting... I never like to waste anything, so may as well use it now...
Ninjatwist_ equips himself with a Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice.
Nah, that name has become too infamous.
The Dagger of the Blood Sacrifice magically turns into the Dirk of Cronus (?)!
Much better.
Ninjatwist_ uses Fly Swat!
I approach the Hive Queen swiftly, put the Dirk of Cronus into its abdomen, and jump upward, pulling the Dirk along with me, in a spiraling fashion, causing massive damage.
Before anyone jumps on me, I'd like to say that the Dirk of Cronus in this attack is A REGULAR DAGGER and inherited NO PROPERTIES from the DotBS. (Hehe, BS)
Yep.
The Dirk of Cronus... Hm. 4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
To use up my last action I use the alchemy replica given to me and almost instantly I start to open fire on the Hive Queen....No, not on the face this time around.
I vote to raise the Z-mech. Since the Hive Queen's already been taking a lot of stuff, I decide to use mind-powers instead!
I reach deep inside my spirit, and start sending rockets to hit every part of the godmodder's mindscape for SCIENCE! Then, I take out the WORLD'S HUGEST MEGAPHONE, and send out a message that hopefully resonates in the godmodder's mind!
"YOU SUCK! GO ABANDON YOUR PLANS!"
I shout it over and over, so much that the godmodder, outside, is wondering if those are his actual thoughts!
Then, I attempt to conjure a WALL OF INSANITY to protect us, made out of the mindscape!
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape cracks and splinters, the ground seething with anger... Godmodder Soul grits his teeth and closes his eyes in anger, his mindscape losing all motivation and stability! -3% Mindscape Stability!
OOC: Hammerspace is the space where hammers come from anything that comes out of nowhere is said to exist (like in a cartoon, if Bugs Bunny suddenly has a carrot, he pulled it out of Hammerspace).
So anyways, I attempt to mate with the Hive Queen. When I realize I lack the compatibility to mate with an insect, I just eat one of its legs off instead.
I pull out a random hammer, which just so happens to be on fire, and has the numbers "420" on it. It's also green for some reason. I then proceed to knock the High-Queen high into the sky, while also making her/it high, because why not?
-Le Action-
I jump down out of the sky, seemingly from a nether portal. I procede to pull multiple rings of varying sizes, and I then throw them at the Hive Queen, much like ring-toss, in a attempt to confuse the insect.
My aura slowly fills with static again now that I'm outside my ship. Even in mindscapes like this, I can't even pretend to be in balance.
I pull my hood all the way up, concealing my hair and eyes from view.
I retrieve a pair of pins from my pocket. The're a matched set, except for the colors. Each is shaped like some sort of slit-pupiled eye, but one is black, set with amethyst, the other is white, and set with polished malachite.
I place them of opposite sides of my hood, where they glare softly at the world around me.
[MZ]: ...Matters of the mind aren't my specialty, but I think I understand what's going on underneath the surface of these things.
Thinking back to when I read those books on lycantherapy, I consider how the connection between the heart and mind is much closer than either's bond to it's body slip through the mindscape, fading briefly into the heartscape.
[MZ]: I guess I shouldn't have neglected my 'eyes'.
When I fade back into view once more, I'm behind the Hive Queen and striking with the striking Kelpie's Blade, which is wrapped in a wispy layer of what passes for anger in the Godmodder Soul's heart right now.
@Ratchet: It's where weapons come out of and are put away during a fight if there's no other place for them to come out of, e.g. a gun coming out of from behind someone's back instead of from a holster. It's explained a lot better on TV Tropes, as Piono said. Here's the link, because I try being nice (not saying Piono didn't): http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace
By the way, sorry if two people talking at one made you seem a little overwhelmed.
Anyways...
I pour Bonk! Atomic Punch and Crit-a-Cola into the same drink, causing me to become SUPER-CAFFEINATED! I leave a trail of lightning-blue footprints behind me as I launch an attack.
I throw a tomahawk at the Hive Queen, zoom behind it, hack at it with the same tomahawk, then pull out my sword, slice it twice and then uppercut it, launching it into the air. I then draw my bow and fire some shots at it before it hits the ground.
=Le post= I pull out two obsidian rings, and wave my hand across them, and a nether portal appears in them, I toss one onto the hive-queen's head, and it appears out of the other portal, where I proceed to choke her with another ring.
I use my patented product from the MAXSIDE company called the Game-Bumper™ to bump this game back to the front page while simultaneously bumping the Hive queens butt out of the way!
=Le Action=
I pull out a odd, green ring, nearly as big as me, I throw it down onto the ground, and soon out pops.. The Battletoads! To kick some butt and bring warty-green justice! They all go proceed to beat the crap out of the hive queen, as usual.
[ 3/3 action posts ]
The Maelstrom begins to rage, although there is nothing for it to target.
The SJ-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool will appear next turn!
Another memory slams down from the sky - the fuchsia form of Lord English X! It looks like you'll be once again facing off against his Cairo Overcoat, as his true form remains nearly untouchable... In addition, he also has a special attack that isn't an instant loss for you guys but is still fairly powerful and can recharge fairly quickly! Finally, English X has access to a special entity pool known as the Billiards Table! From here he can summon X-versions of the Felt each turn to help him out in battle that disappear at the end of the turn, much like your Entity Pool!
Lord English X summons Itchy, Sawbuck, and Eggs!
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There are five left...
Back on GodCraft, Godmodder Soul grimaces as his mindscape begins to deteriorate by all of your interventions... He still keeps fighting though, putting up a strong effort against the Binaries!
GODMODDER SOUL: Your magic is weak, old man!
PROJECT BINARY: THE RATE AT WH1CH Y0UR G1BBER1SH 1S BE1NG PR0DUCED HAS 1NCREASED BY A MARG1NABLE DEGREE S1NCE THE 1N1T1AT10N 0F 0UR STR1FE.
PROJECT BINARY: 1T L00KS L1KE WHATEVER THE DESCENDANTS ARE D01NG 1N THERE CERTA1NLY 1SN'T HELP1NG Y0U BY ANY MEANS.
GODMODDER SOUL: they're just worms they're insects crush them kill them they're crawling everywhere
PROJECT BINARY: THANK Y0U F0R PR0V1NG MY P01NT PERFECTLY, [SUBJECT DESIGNATE NOT FOUND].
PROJECT BINARY: WA1T, WHAT?
GODMODDER SOUL: Kekajajfahahaeh... Glugh. I got a name change a while ago on an impulse. My name isn't Richard anymore, that's for sure!
PROJECT BINARY: PERHAPS N0T 0N PAPER. BUT THAT'S WH0 Y0U'LL ALWAYS BE 1NS1DE, N0 MATTER H0W MANY DEV1L1SH AUGMENTAT10NS AND PERMUTAT10NS Y0U MUST G0 THR0UGH 1N AN EVER-1NCREAS1NG NUMBER 0F "F1NAL F0RMS".
PROJECT BINARY: AND 1 SUSPECT Y0U KN0W TH1S T0 BE TRUE.
PROJECT BINARY: EVEN 1F Y0U D0N'T, WE W1LL F1ND A WAY T0 HAMMER 1T THR0UGH Y0UR SKULL.
PROJECT BINARY: THE C0NFL1CT ALWAYS F1NDS A WAY. GODMODDER SOUL: ENOUGH with this Conflict crap! GAH, I'm so sick of it! It's the only thing any of you will talk about here! All I know is that it's some kind of Narrative antithesis and that Other Snake and Other Other Snake over there are parts of it!
PROJECT BINARY: BUT THE C0NFL1CT HAS BEEN 1NSTRUMENTAL T0 TH1S WAR'S C0NT1NUAT10N EVER S1NCE 1T BEGAN, T0 AN EQUAL AND PERHAPS GREATER EXTENT THAN THE NARRAT1VE.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0U ARE JUST AS MUCH 0F A C0MP0NENT 1N THE C0NFL1CT'S PLANS AS WE ARE, 1N ADD1T10N T0 A MYR1AD 0F 0THER BE1NGS.
PROJECT BINARY: 1F Y0U WANT ME T0 EXPLA1N, 1 C0ULD ALL0W F0R A BR1EF RECESS 1N THE BATTLE-
GODMODDER SOUL: NO. I want to fight you and I WILL FIGHT YOU DO YOU HEAR ME
PROJECT BINARY: YES 1 CAN HEAR Y0U 1'M H0VER1NG D1RECTLY AB0VE Y0U! [DIGITAL NOISE VAGUELY RESEMBLING A SIGH]
PROJECT BINARY: 1F Y0U MUST 1NS1ST THAT 1 ELAB0RATE WH1LE C0NT1NU1NG TH1S BATTLE, THEN 1 W1LL D0 S0. 1 SUPP0SE TH1S BATTLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN 0N Y0UR TERMS, AFTER ALL.
PROJECT BINARY: ...THAT WAS A J0KE.
PROJECT BINARY: 1 D0UBT 1T EVER HAS BEEN, REALLY.
PROJECT BINARY: N0W AT THE VERY LEAST BE QU1ET, AND LET ME EXPLA1N...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses Godmodder Soul has conjured up and in doing so, free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Try to influence Godmodder Soul's mindscape!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP:25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 11.
BOSS POOL: SL-Mech. (Splits up into smaller segments on death.) 0 Votes. W-Mech. (Can use helpful and harmful potions.) 0 Votes. EN-Mech. (Has a dodge chance and counterattacks.) 0 Votes.
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form.
Lrd English X: [PG] HP: Infinite. Has access to the Billiards Table. Can attack multiple times per turn. Can counterattack. Can summon copies of himself for massive damage. Cairo Overcoat: 612,000/612,000. Has a chance of redirecting attacks sent at it to other players. Game Over: II
Itchy X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Sawbuck X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Eggs X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x5.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 83%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I take a glance through the Godmodder's memories, manifesting a select set of them as a set of five stained glass platforms floating in midair and linked by staircases of white iron.
They are labeled, in order from the highest to lowest position of floating in midair;
"Will and Emotion"
"Conviction"
"Valor"
"Compassion"
"Temperance"
Each depicts a memory that strongly resonates with it's title in the Godmodder's mind, and has a pillar of light rising from it. A gift for Alpha.
[MZ]: These are all the traits that make it possible for you to push your limits, and define your own boundaries.
I stare at Lord English X, the fuchsia hardversion of the cherub whose swag I jacked nigh-endlessly, and whose entire being was basically the reasoning behind my own existence. Anyways I'm too lazy for a decent metaphor or any symbolism/analogies/literary devices so I just summon as many of the Felt as I can because this will totally not backfire in any way whatsoever, and tell them to attack this terrible impostor. Also I summon Hearts Boxcars and he eats Eggs.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I use THE BITE on the Cario Overcoat! However, the animatronics that appear aren't the stardard, FNaF1 ones; they're the nightmare versions! They tear through the coat with razor-sharp teeth!
=Le action=
"You damn 'lord'.. you were the reason why I was sent to the nether for so long..!"
I pull out a silver ring, glowing with a odd, red energy emanating from it. I push it through my self so it ends up wraping around myself, causing the glow to grow stronger. "Your days are limited.. Oh, did I say days? I ment minutes." I charge towards Lord English X, like a bullet, and fast, if not faster then a bullet!
I spy through the godmodder emotions and I find his favorite food: poisonous mosquitotato.
I make a candy bar made with the godmodder favorite food appear in lord English stomach.
I put emphasis on the fact this candy bar is a candy bar and is harmless.
I insist on the fact this candy bar is not the godmodder soul nor twin-builder nor a super creature able to kill lord English.
I say that the candy bar is not going to be harmful and that it is tasty.
Then I point out to the godmodder soul that I will keep giving candy bars of his favorite food to lord English and not to him as long as he is not on AG side.
I agitate a giant candy bar inside of the mental landscape for making the godmodder soul more hungry for his favorite food and I make it disappear suddenly.
I keep toying around for trying to restore notions like hunger and to make the godmodder really hungry for his favorite food.
I take out my WITHER PLATE and use it on Lord English! If that doesn't work, I try the DETONATION CORE, which is like the first spoil and probably won't do anything, but whatever!
"Lord English can only be beaten by exploiting glitches in the fabric of time and space..."
Oh, look what I have!!!!!
Gear that, you guessed it, causes glitches!!!!!
Channelling the Origin Wands' creative power to cause said glitches, and the Ender Orb and Golden Err to actually accomplish them, ...
*blazzt*
((Really targeting the Overcoat, but if this ACTUALLY WORKS...Well.))
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright, I'm back from vacation! There might not be a post today because I need time to get settled back into a normal routine. I'll definitely start posting normally again tomorrow.
To all the new people joining: welcome to the game. PLEASE avoid nullposts, they only serve to clutter up the game with spam. The place to talk about the game is the Forge Database. You can find a couple of links to it on the first post of this game.
Sure, some people have a "Dynamic Deathbringer", but I happen to have a good ol REGULAR deathbringer! I fire it at the Hive Queen, bringing death!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I use my patented product from the MAXSIDE company called the Game-Bumper™ to bump this game back to the front page while simultaneously bumping the Hive queens butt out of the way!
I'll be making my great escape now!
I (over)heal another random player with the No Joke. I also defense buff the same person.
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No Joke
UBER: 4 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
=Le Action=
I pull out a odd, green ring, nearly as big as me, I throw it down onto the ground, and soon out pops.. The Battletoads! To kick some butt and bring warty-green justice! They all go proceed to beat the crap out of the hive queen, as usual.
[ 3/3 action posts ]
Oh god, 83 posts... I think this is some sort of record, and not one that I think is very good... For all the newcomers, try to cut down on the amount of nullposts. I know I've said this already, but it bears repeating.
12,000 damage to the High-Queen X! After the attack, all of the ships fizzle out of existence and reappear back in the Battlefield! If by the Brand you mean the Mark, don't even bother looking for it! The Mark is all around you... All of Godmodder Soul's mind has been corrupted and taken over by it... The only thing unaffected appears to be Alpha himself!
Have a nice vacation! By the time you're back this game might be over...
4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+5 HP to you!
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech! The D6 rerolls items, not entities!
9,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIR-CRACKER - CHAIRSTORM
10,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech!
5,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
The Molten Processor deals 20,000 damage and the Rapidfire Bow deals 10,000 damage to the High-Queen X! It also becomes Burned!
17,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
13,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
+6 HP to Irecreeper! +1 Vote for the Z-Mech!
ALPHA: Decreasing the Integrity should cause Omega's memories to become more fragile... But it would also make entering this place harder and riskier in the event of one of you dying and having to come back.
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
5,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 vote for the SJ-Mech!
Yes, but... Hopefully it won't have to come to that.
7,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
No. I'll keep track of that. The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals a minicritted 22,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape twists and turns around you, spasming and reeling from the fireballs you're throwing around... After the trauma-inducing attack sequence, Godmodder Soul's mindscape has been irreparably scarred! -4% Mindscape Stability!
Alright, you got me. The "X" suffix is indeed a reference to Mario & Luigi. 6,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
8,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
The Arcana attack deals 15,000 damage to the High-Queen X! Night Queen deals an additional 5,000 damage and Charms the High-Queen X!
Portions of the black sky of the mindscape fall and slice through the High-Queen X, dealing 5,000 damage! -1% Mindscape Stability!
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
5,000 damage to the High-Queen X! There is a massive rumble as the zillydarkness cuts through the mindscape... -1% Mindscape Stability!
Biumbra nearly has a seizure when he senses an absolutely gargantuan unstable aura that is as huge as the mindscape. The only stable aura he can sense comes from Alpha. I did say that the Godmodder's "Mental Stability" was relative...
8,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 Vote for the C-Mech!
13,000 damage to the High-Queen X! You can feel the mindscape pulsate and throb around you, the ground cracking and rising up into the air! It's reacting quite violently to your antics... -3% Mindscape Stability!
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech!
4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
Blood begins dripping down from the sky! The grey ground below you begins to bubble and lose its shape... Is it actually melting? -2% Mindscape Stability! 3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
The Shard of Guilt appears near you! I'll allow it since it's not really an entity.
You end up grabbing Alpha! Close enough. Tazz redirects your attack into the High-Queen X afterwards, and you deal 3,000 damage to her!
6,500 suspense damage to the High-Queen X!
The Necro Smasher deals 15,000 damage to the High-Queen X and stuns her!
5,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
I roll a 1! The High-Queen becomes Burned even further!
14,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
The Magma Multiplier deals 15,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
+1 Vote for the SJ-Mech!
3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
5,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
Godmodder Soul's memories are so scattered and broken that you can't make heads or tails of them...
9,000 damage to the High-Queen X! The Maelstrom begins to rage throughout the field! It will last for three turns! The more people that add onto the Maelstrom using magic-based attacks that fall from the sky, the more powerful it will be!
+1 Maelstrom power!
You create a lot of madness with your Locate City Bomb and an infinite number of statues! The High-Queen X takes 7,000 damage! There's no way you could have done this an eternity before the Godmodder's birth since you're in his mindscape at the present day! -2% Mindscape Stability regardless!
The Silver Eye deals 20,000 damage to the High-Queen X and boosts your magic attacks for three turns!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
Your death has been reversed upon entering the mindscape. Still though, High-Queen X killed! Godmodder Soul's power pulses through the Mindscape, reconstituting the High-Queen X's power and reforming it, just with 6,000 less HP!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
6,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
Lying about your rolls ruins the whole luck-based gimmick behind them!
5-6-4-5-2-3-4-4
There is a great white flash in the sky, and an abundant amount of extra-dimensional cosmic superstring strata pours fourth, Godmodder Soul's mindscape shattering like glass! An unimaginable horror floats from out of the strata and subjects the High-Queen X to its wrath, dealing 9,000 damage!
+1 Maelstrom power!
Re-read how the Entity Pool works.
Welcome! 4,000 damage to the High-Queen X! The High-Queen X won't drop anything upon defeat...
Why did I quote this?
Why did I quote this?
The High-Queen originated from Codex Alera. She's the leader of the Vord, a race of alien space bugs.
+1 Maelstrom power! Only +1 per post, even though you have the Shard with you. Godmodder Soul's mindscape twitches... -1% Mindscape Stability!
Welcome! 4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
10/10, would read again.
6,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
4,000 damage to the High-Queen X! The ice ends up thawing out thanks to the High-Queen X's severe burns...
+1 Maelstrom power!
Minicritted 21,000 damage to the High-Queen X! -2% Mindscape Stability!
You give TheSketchyDude a copy of the Dynamic Deathbringer!
3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
9,500 damage to the High-Queen X!
3,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
30,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
Yep.
The Dirk of Cronus... Hm. 4,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
12,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
15,000 damage to the High-Queen X!
The High-Queen X isn't a zombie or a zambie, but whatever! 4,000 damage!
You killed the High-Queen X, that's what you just did!
+1 Vote for the Z-Mech!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape cracks and splinters, the ground seething with anger... Godmodder Soul grits his teeth and closes his eyes in anger, his mindscape losing all motivation and stability! -3% Mindscape Stability!
It's the High-Queen X. Or rather, it was.
Welcome!
Nothing happens!
That was intentional. I can't afford another month-long battle. This game needs to end, and it needs to end now.
+6 HP to Modpack! You defense-buff him!
The Maelstrom begins to rage, although there is nothing for it to target.
The SJ-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool will appear next turn!
Another memory slams down from the sky - the fuchsia form of Lord English X! It looks like you'll be once again facing off against his Cairo Overcoat, as his true form remains nearly untouchable... In addition, he also has a special attack that isn't an instant loss for you guys but is still fairly powerful and can recharge fairly quickly! Finally, English X has access to a special entity pool known as the Billiards Table! From here he can summon X-versions of the Felt each turn to help him out in battle that disappear at the end of the turn, much like your Entity Pool!
Lord English X summons Itchy, Sawbuck, and Eggs!
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There are five left...
Back on GodCraft, Godmodder Soul grimaces as his mindscape begins to deteriorate by all of your interventions... He still keeps fighting though, putting up a strong effort against the Binaries!
GODMODDER SOUL: Your magic is weak, old man!
PROJECT BINARY: THE RATE AT WH1CH Y0UR G1BBER1SH 1S BE1NG PR0DUCED HAS 1NCREASED BY A MARG1NABLE DEGREE S1NCE THE 1N1T1AT10N 0F 0UR STR1FE.
PROJECT BINARY: 1T L00KS L1KE WHATEVER THE DESCENDANTS ARE D01NG 1N THERE CERTA1NLY 1SN'T HELP1NG Y0U BY ANY MEANS.
GODMODDER SOUL: they're just worms they're insects crush them kill them they're crawling everywhere
PROJECT BINARY: THANK Y0U F0R PR0V1NG MY P01NT PERFECTLY, [SUBJECT DESIGNATE NOT FOUND].
PROJECT BINARY: WA1T, WHAT?
GODMODDER SOUL: Kekajajfahahaeh... Glugh. I got a name change a while ago on an impulse. My name isn't Richard anymore, that's for sure!
PROJECT BINARY: PERHAPS N0T 0N PAPER. BUT THAT'S WH0 Y0U'LL ALWAYS BE 1NS1DE, N0 MATTER H0W MANY DEV1L1SH AUGMENTAT10NS AND PERMUTAT10NS Y0U MUST G0 THR0UGH 1N AN EVER-1NCREAS1NG NUMBER 0F "F1NAL F0RMS".
PROJECT BINARY: AND 1 SUSPECT Y0U KN0W TH1S T0 BE TRUE.
PROJECT BINARY: EVEN 1F Y0U D0N'T, WE W1LL F1ND A WAY T0 HAMMER 1T THR0UGH Y0UR SKULL.
PROJECT BINARY: THE C0NFL1CT ALWAYS F1NDS A WAY.
GODMODDER SOUL: ENOUGH with this Conflict crap! GAH, I'm so sick of it! It's the only thing any of you will talk about here! All I know is that it's some kind of Narrative antithesis and that Other Snake and Other Other Snake over there are parts of it!
PROJECT BINARY: BUT THE C0NFL1CT HAS BEEN 1NSTRUMENTAL T0 TH1S WAR'S C0NT1NUAT10N EVER S1NCE 1T BEGAN, T0 AN EQUAL AND PERHAPS GREATER EXTENT THAN THE NARRAT1VE.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0U ARE JUST AS MUCH 0F A C0MP0NENT 1N THE C0NFL1CT'S PLANS AS WE ARE, 1N ADD1T10N T0 A MYR1AD 0F 0THER BE1NGS.
PROJECT BINARY: 1F Y0U WANT ME T0 EXPLA1N, 1 C0ULD ALL0W F0R A BR1EF RECESS 1N THE BATTLE-
GODMODDER SOUL: NO. I want to fight you and I WILL FIGHT YOU DO YOU HEAR ME
PROJECT BINARY: YES 1 CAN HEAR Y0U 1'M H0VER1NG D1RECTLY AB0VE Y0U! [DIGITAL NOISE VAGUELY RESEMBLING A SIGH]
PROJECT BINARY: 1F Y0U MUST 1NS1ST THAT 1 ELAB0RATE WH1LE C0NT1NU1NG TH1S BATTLE, THEN 1 W1LL D0 S0. 1 SUPP0SE TH1S BATTLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN 0N Y0UR TERMS, AFTER ALL.
PROJECT BINARY: ...THAT WAS A J0KE.
PROJECT BINARY: 1 D0UBT 1T EVER HAS BEEN, REALLY.
PROJECT BINARY: N0W AT THE VERY LEAST BE QU1ET, AND LET ME EXPLA1N...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses Godmodder Soul has conjured up and in doing so, free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Try to influence Godmodder Soul's mindscape!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP:25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 11.
BOSS POOL: SL-Mech. (Splits up into smaller segments on death.) 0 Votes. W-Mech. (Can use helpful and harmful potions.) 0 Votes. EN-Mech. (Has a dodge chance and counterattacks.) 0 Votes.
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Build: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000.
rd English X: [PG] HP: Infinite. Has access to the Billiards Table. Can attack multiple times per turn. Can counterattack. Can summon copies of himself for massive damage. Cairo Overcoat: 612,000/612,000. Has a chance of redirecting attacks sent at it to other players. Game Over: II
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form.
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Itchy X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Sawbuck X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Eggs X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x5.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 83%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII IN USE (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III IN USE (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII DISABLED (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
17 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
8 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
So there are like twenty Spoils marked "Ready".
I feel like we should use them in this fight.
Just saying.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
[MZ]: Remember these?
I take a glance through the Godmodder's memories, manifesting a select set of them as a set of five stained glass platforms floating in midair and linked by staircases of white iron.
They are labeled, in order from the highest to lowest position of floating in midair;
"Will and Emotion"
"Conviction"
"Valor"
"Compassion"
"Temperance"
Each depicts a memory that strongly resonates with it's title in the Godmodder's mind, and has a pillar of light rising from it. A gift for Alpha.
[MZ]: These are all the traits that make it possible for you to push your limits, and define your own boundaries.
[MZ]: Never let anyone take them from you.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
> Channel the energies of Frank Morris.
I lob an examinx at Lord English X's Cairo Overcoat, which explodes like a hyper-deadly frag grenade!
I decide to burn Lord English's Cairo Overcoat with burning antimatter.
I vote for W Mech.
I stare at Lord English X, the fuchsia hardversion of the cherub whose swag I jacked nigh-endlessly, and whose entire being was basically the reasoning behind my own existence. Anyways I'm too lazy for a decent metaphor or any symbolism/analogies/literary devices so I just summon as many of the Felt as I can because this will totally not backfire in any way whatsoever, and tell them to attack this terrible impostor. Also I summon Hearts Boxcars and he eats Eggs.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I use THE BITE on the Cario Overcoat! However, the animatronics that appear aren't the stardard, FNaF1 ones; they're the nightmare versions! They tear through the coat with razor-sharp teeth!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
=Le action=
"You damn 'lord'.. you were the reason why I was sent to the nether for so long..!"
I pull out a silver ring, glowing with a odd, red energy emanating from it. I push it through my self so it ends up wraping around myself, causing the glow to grow stronger. "Your days are limited.. Oh, did I say days? I ment minutes." I charge towards Lord English X, like a bullet, and fast, if not faster then a bullet!
I vote for the EN-mech. That thing was a badass.
At the same time, I Red Scale into Nuked on the Cairo Overcoat.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I jump over this jabroni and backstab his stupid coat
1/3
I stomp the coat into the ground, and set it on fire using my patent-pending Firinator 2000.
[2/3 ACTIONS LEFT]
I spy through the godmodder emotions and I find his favorite food: poisonous mosquitotato.
I make a candy bar made with the godmodder favorite food appear in lord English stomach.
I put emphasis on the fact this candy bar is a candy bar and is harmless.
I insist on the fact this candy bar is not the godmodder soul nor twin-builder nor a super creature able to kill lord English.
I say that the candy bar is not going to be harmful and that it is tasty.
Then I point out to the godmodder soul that I will keep giving candy bars of his favorite food to lord English and not to him as long as he is not on AG side.
I agitate a giant candy bar inside of the mental landscape for making the godmodder soul more hungry for his favorite food and I make it disappear suddenly.
I keep toying around for trying to restore notions like hunger and to make the godmodder really hungry for his favorite food.
I take out my WITHER PLATE and use it on Lord English! If that doesn't work, I try the DETONATION CORE, which is like the first spoil and probably won't do anything, but whatever!
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Ender Orb+Golden Err+Origin Wands COMBO
"Lord English can only be beaten by exploiting glitches in the fabric of time and space..."
Oh, look what I have!!!!!
Gear that, you guessed it, causes glitches!!!!!
Channelling the Origin Wands' creative power to cause said glitches, and the Ender Orb and Golden Err to actually accomplish them, ...
*blazzt*
((Really targeting the Overcoat, but if this ACTUALLY WORKS...Well.))
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