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(BROWN)I vote for the Z-MECH...
Wait... Eglarbroad...? Are you still...(END BROWN)
Pulse slowing...
(BROWN)...no...(END BROWN)
Breathing pausing...[i/]
(BROWN)Not now...(END BROWN)
Beat... Beat...
Beat....... Beat.......
(BROWN)nononononononononononononononononono(END BROWN)
Beat.
...
(BROWN)...NO!(END BROWN)
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Gerbil sobbing.
Collapsing.
(BROWN)This... no. Couldn't...
How could this...
Why... What..-
This... This WAR!
THIS WAR GOING ON SINCE HISTORY PAST! THIS WAR BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK! GOOD AND EVIL!
AND IT WAS YOU WHO CAUSED IT! GODMODDER, EMPLOYER! SCRATCH, BINARY, BILL, IKEA!
It was you who caused it... Twinbuilder, TT2000, Gemini...
It...
Why did we have to get tangled up into this...
Can't anything reverse this... The anomalies have passed...
...
...
...
(END BROWN)















(BROWN)...
I...
I will continue this...
Continue as I would have...(END BROWN)
Gerbil stumbles up, and wipes off tears...
(BROWN)You know what... Get out, stages of grief. I'll keep anger all the way!
Eglarbroad... I... will... AVENGE YOU!(END BROWN)
Anger at the past bosses wells up... Anger for the war, anger for all those that harmed. Anger for... himself.
A microphone appears...
(BROWN)I'll do a bit of a change to a song, something to inspire us...
And I'll try to disregard this...
Eglarbroad...
This is for you!(END BROWN)

(BROWN)If you're evil and you're on the rise
You can count on the bunch of us taking you down
'Cause we're good and evil never beats us
We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas!(END BROWN)
Gerbil leaps into the air, setting flames to everything around it. Using an old ability from back at Act 2, fire curls out of Gerbil's mouth, fire from Tepig. Fire burns, turns to white and blue. Abilities overused, searing the Hive Queen. Noises are heard and... A Tepig appears from the fire, who runs and escapes to it's home universe.
(BROWN)We are the Descendants
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way!(END BROWN)
Olden meteors rain down, called by the Tubas, the shower destroying the minds cape.
(BROWN)That's why the people of this world believe in
the narrative, and players, and decadents.(END BROWN)
Pillars of memories past fall onto the Hive-Queen, bombarded by sky-rocks.
(BROWN)If you could only know, what we really did
When we arrived on Godcraft, from out beyond your world
We were amazed to find, your beauty and your worth
And we will protect your kind,(END BROWN)
Tears start welling...
(BROWN)And we will protect your Mine!
And we will protect your Craft!
And we will protect this!(END BROWN)
Sudden bursts of energy emanate... Holograms of past fighters in this war circle the Hive-Queen X, lashing out with each's unique abilities. All the players who didn't show their true glory, players who were stuck on the server, factions like Robomonkey. Each one, there in spirit.
(BROWN)I will fight for the place where I'm free!
To create together and build the world!
I will fight in the name of the Narrative!
And everything that good believes in!(END BROWN)
Source Code of Reality blend with the Mindscape of this world, conflicting... Stability plummeting as reality is shredded...
Tears slowly stream down...
(BROWN)I will fight for the companion in my whole life!
He is everything I have ever needed!
I will fight to be everything that everybody needs us to be for this world!(END BROWN)
Reality shatters, code seeping out... Being edited by Gerbil.
(BROWN)The odds are against us, this won't be easy,
but we're not going to do it alone!(END BROWN)
Mindscape and Code, conflicting in the background. World glitching...
(BROWN)We are the Descendants!
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way(END BROWN)
Tubas held to the sky...
(BROWN)That's why the people of this world, believe in... Players, Descendants, and Good...(END BROWN)
Health of the Hive Queen quivers, and plummets. The bar glitches going negative... Then positive, negative, positive, never quite reaching zero. An EMP is blasted from the Tubas, shutting down the Source Code, retreating... Changes kept when the Mindscape reclaims territory. Unknown changes, more than just health... To be revealed...
(BROWN)And Narrative!(END BROWN)
Gerbil collapses to the ground, sobbing... Remembering... Grieving...




(BROWN)I said I wouldn't let this... but...
why...
why did this...(END BROWN)

Alright. Where do we have the memory again? I have no idea how it went when i did that... Aha! There it is! My "Finishing the Godmodder off!" move! Let's see if this fragile mind can handle more of this. I will just tweak it enough to let it have a unique flair. So let's go.

I rip out..... something resembling a spine out of the High Queen X and pin her to the ground using Ubersaw's. I beat the memory stuffs out of her, though not before setting the spine(?) on fire for added effect. I forego the dancing (i don't dance with women i don't date) and go straight to jumping off of her into the sky, where i get a few good shots with Dracula's Puzzler in before using my grappling hook to rip off a not too significant chunk out of the pyramid and send it it towards the High Queen X.

After she was hit by the massive rocky "building" i use the speed of my fall to impale her one last time with my Netherarria's cuestick form. For added creepy affect, i make a short puppet theatre short with her. "Hello, children? Are you all here? Okay. POOTIS! the End!" I then throw her body away since she is probably still alive anyway.

I heal a random player with the No Joke and vote for the Z-Mech. Since we could lose when everyone of us is dead, having a boss to protect us might be a good idea.

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No Joke
UBER: 4 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Act 1!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.

Hoo boy. Hooooooooo boy...

"Alpha, do you have any idea what increasing or decreasing the Integrity of this place might cause?"

I vote on the SJ-Mech. Splash is nice, but the ability to attack twice means double DPS, right? Plus, I think that these X-Bosses have summoning capabilities, otherwise Splash would be worthless...And bodyguarding isn't much of an issue, I think.

In any case, I proceed to go at the Hive-Queen X with a full body tackle. Let's start this out nice and easy.

Well... this isn't it...

And now that I actually UNDERSTAND Lord English (and why Scratch uses white text), I'll be taking them down!

But for now to tackle the Queen.

Ninjatwist_ uses Gigaslash!

*Tries to make a picture and fails! [DATA EXPUNGED] you, MS Paint, for refusing to work on me even though you worked earlier!*

I call down lightning down from the sky, and it creates a powerful sword shape in my hands. After performing a short turn to amplify its power, I perform a mighty sweep across the battlefield, which cuts the High Queen down with its prowess.

I also vote on the SJ-Mech for its ability to attack twice, which means more DPS. I always like dishing out more damage. The best defense begins with a good offense. The more damage you can deal means less time that the enemy can take damaging you.

...Crap. Build, you do realize your Magnum is the only possible way we can take out English? We've only got one shot, use it wisely. Unless anyone has a random repaired Caledfwch around?

I levitate in the air, my Mind symbol glowing extremely powerfully. I grow slightly taller (I was already 6'1'', trolls are tall), and teal tentacles outstretch from my body and envelop Hive Queen X, restraining her and diminishing her power swiftly by healing the damaged memories. I then grow some random claws because I can do that here apparently.

I create two fourth walls, and shove one into the other. This somehow deals damage to the Hive Queen.

...I suddenly wonder, have my perseverance charm's minicrits been activating?

Regardless, I use the shockwave laser cannon on the hive queen.

I mean Tazz has Caledfwlch... And if I recall it's also enhanced to prevent breaking. And if that fails we can probably just keep throwing cue balls at him until he gives up. That aside, though, High Queen! It's been pickled for higher power! That aside though, I'm just going to find an excuse to wander around aimlessly until I find the Godmodder's traumatic tuba incident memories. Hey look a distraction! *runs off in the distance, throwing fireballs everywhere with Cipher's Call, horribly distorting the Godmodder's mindscape.... more so than usual.* Oh look some traumatic memories! It sure would be a shame if I used every single power of both tubas at the same time on young Richard over here... Who am I kidding I'm just gonna do it.

[ONE TRUAMA INDUCING ATTACK SEQUENCE LATER]

Alright done.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.

For the record: I think that, as they're memories, and memories of the Godmodder, he may just not know about the whole Deudly Magnum thing, and I doubt that matters in all honesty, we have bigger fish to fry with the Deudly Magnum.

In any case, I rip out a chunk of the ground from the Mindscape and toss it at Hive Queen X. I then bombard it with Mario & Luigi references because I know EXACTLY why that thing is Hive Queen X rather than, say, Hive Queen Memory. The references in question are actually hard-light copies of Bowser rolled up into a ball. Very painful.

Fear huh? Well, I happen to know an antithesis mind-element of fear, HOPE! I focus as hard as I can and pull out the hopebringer, trying to absorb all the hope I can from the godmodder's mindscape, and I fire it at the High-Queen X!

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.

For the record: I think that, as they're memories, and memories of the Godmodder, he may just not know about the whole Deudly Magnum thing, and I doubt that matters in all honesty, we have bigger fish to fry with the Deudly Magnum.

In any case, I rip out a chunk of the ground from the Mindscape and toss it at Hive Queen X. I then bombard it with Mario & Luigi references because I know EXACTLY why that thing is Hive Queen X rather than, say, Hive Queen Memory. The references in question are actually hard-light copies of Bowser rolled up into a ball. Very painful.

You noticed it too, eh? I guess, since I have a delayed flight, I'll finish off the attack I've been setting up.

I pull out a 5th card, The Emperor.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

Only courage in the face of doubt can lead one to the answer..."

I pull the 6th card: The Hierophant.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide oneself..."

Card 7 is lovers, so I shall pull that.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another..."

I pull the card of the Chariot Arcana next.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goals..."

I pull the card of my own Arcana, Justice.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty..."

I pull the card of the Hermit.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

It requires great courage to look at oneself honestly, and forge one's own path..."

I pull the card of Fortune, shuddering at all the times I have been punished by it.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

Along time exist fate, the bearer of cruelty."

The next card is Richard's, Strength.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment."

The 12th card is the Hanged Man.

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal."

I pull the final card for the attack, Death.

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...

Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.

Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...

Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end.

It matters not who you are...Death awaits you."

On Hive Queen X, I use Night Queen. A highly damaging move with a 50% chance of inflicting Charm, which makes one either heal enemies or attack allies. Note: They cannot attack themselves. Charm lasts for three turns, or until cured. And one cannot cure it themselves.

I go around destroying pieces of the mindscape and throwing them at the Hive Queen X.

I vote for the SJ Mech.

"So we're in his mindscape?"

"Heh. Heh. Heh."

A blast of zillydark energies flies through the air, spreading self-contradiction and pain as shards of the Broken Disc blast through the boss.

Off in the distance, the zillydark slams into the Godmodder's mindscape.

Post III

Wwhorp!!

A shadowy figure appears in Rick's mindscape with a duo of pizza slaces in one hand and an ebony black sword in the other.

U²: I"m back!!

Biumbra checks the mindscape for mentally stable and unstable auras.

I try to cut off the Hive-Queen's wings using the Secret Voidscythe before voting for the C-MECH.

ACT 1 - [INSTILL INFECTION.]

We're in the mindscape... Heh, heh, heh. I'm a veritable master of the mind.

I pull out the Rod of Phyrexia, black flames swirling around it as it shifts into a more spikelike shape. The Phyrexia symbol floating in the spiked crystal tip glows black as oil begins to drip from it, before I stab the Rod into the ground of the Godmodder's mindscape, black veins spreading from the mental wound as the oil flows into the fabric of the Godmodder's mind and allows me a degree of control over it. I immediately use that control, massive spikes of mental power forming from the ground and stabbing the High Queen X as the very fabric of the Godmodder's mind rejects her.

I also vote for the SJ-Mech. Doubled attacks means doubled DPS.

Vote for the Z-mech.

I manipulate the debre around me into a whip that I use to slash at the Hive Queen.

I vote for the S-J mech

I reach for my Godmodder Brain Melting Dictionary and start reading some words...

Propaganda: A genuine male goose

Relief: What trees do in the spring

Artificial: The person in charge of protecting paintings

Picket: What you do to your nose

Express: A broken printing machine

The puns echo inside his brain

...

I then wack the high queen with a high chair...

twice

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... entities...

...

...

...

but entities...

I need my entities fix man! Oh well. At this rate, we'll be done by about the 28th, with 2 days Twin-cation, 5 days for all bosses to appear, then maybe 2 more days to murder-cate them all.

I vote for SJ-MECH

I summon the ultimate example of the Godmodder's failure... the ultimate character to have taken the spotlight away from him... one who made people forget the Godmodder was even a thing... I summon...

The Shard of Guilt, who temporarily diverted the attention of about 5 people slightly. However, no entities are allowed here, so he's going to have to follow different rules. He'll stick around for 3 of my posts (or maybe more if I renew it) and on each post he'll attack for 1/3rd normal damage. So my next three posts deal 1/3rd more damage at the cost of spending one post now. Seems fair to me. Although, I mainly want to see what having more examples of times people haven't focused on the Godmodder is going to do. Just stuff them all in his head.

I SUDDENLY GO AFTER THE GODMODDER AND GRAB HIM BEFORE HE IS KILLED

Ellipsis.

That's all I'm going to say. He's already dead.