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Well, no one responded... I guess Daggergate really did define my reputation...

I try to rest the Godmodder's soul to peace by performing an exorcism involving 85 8/8 Priests.

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I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and use the voices to assault Godmodder Soul! They enter his head, and start... chatting. But there's trolls in this set of voices...

lol go kill urself

pleb couldn't win a 1v30, so bad

godmodder can't even godmod

GODMODDER SMELLS LOL

Godmodder = North America = Na = Salt

only took 1277 pages to kill him, get gud

I'm sorry... FOR HOW BAD YOU AREEEEE

nofreedomnosolsticeancestralstatusdoesnthelp

go back to roblox lol

Everyday, I will think of this time and remember just how bad the Godmodder was at Minecraft.

couldn't win a hunger games without cheating

You planned to backstab them, they backstabbed you. Fitting.

even worse than pricy imo

The insults deal massive damage, probably.

I summon the pigmen, who also have no HP bar, and have them attack the Godmodder's soul in a way that only they know how, due to them also having no HP bar.

I then attempt to let the soul move on by projecting images of how far we have all come together, including the godmodder, and having these images be projected directly into the soul.

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*sigh*

After depanicking, I realize that hair-trigger shooting at the thing with no HP is not going to work.

"Richard, Richard, Richard...Really. You know, we would probably be willing to give you peace, should you ask for it...Heck, I'm sure that we would even try to restore you to your non-avatar body should you but ASK. Peace is still on the table, and I really hope you can consider giving peace a chance. Maybe come back and challenge us once more for old time's sake or something, or figure out what the heck we're supposed to do with the computer that is controlling the world. Make the nigh-omnipotent AI ragequit. That would be fun. I just don't see this ever ending well. It either ends with us obliterating you, or you losing. You still have a chance to end this on YOUR terms, but it's closing fast."

/nulltalkystuff

Post 2
(BROWN)Seriously, you can create worlds in this form, travel across universes, and advance the human race. But instead you choose to trap the people playing minecraft on a server, and failing. Do you get the pattern? Join us...
One of us. One of us. Gooble Gobble. Gooble Gobble.
Really, just think. Think about the advancements. Think about the joy... Think about the penguin!(END BROWN)
The pet penguin from the times of Act 2 waddles up to the Godmodder, and nuzzles him.

Pain doesn't feel bad on it's own. It's the emotion that goes along with it that makes pain hurt. Some people are born not being able to feel that emotion, and so pain is just a feeling to them the same as warmth. It doesn't hurt. So potentially wouldn't we be able to beat the Godmodder's Soul via incapacitation by mentally assaulting him to think that the wounds on his current form hurt immensely?

Power exhausted by its berserker tactics against the Soul, the Tesseract falls some fifty meters to the ground, makes two skidding bounces, and comes to a halt.

For a moment, it remains dark, then the subliminal rumble of the reactor starts back up, and the vessel's bubble shield snaps into being, creating a sphere of protection around the slowly rebooting hulk, which conveniently includes most of the other players. Some can even take cover behind an entire Adminium-plated warcruiser.

Well by posting tons of stuff in a forum game you can not expect rewards other than having written some stuff some other forum game fans will forget some years later.

/null

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Well by posting tons of stuff in a forum game you can not expect rewards other than having written some stuff some other forum game fans will forget some years later.

*looks at nulitor*

Dude.

Not the time.

.null

Act 3

Safely ensconced in my magic-shielded FTL, I decide to try something. I teleport out of the fighter and stand on the front, hands held palms up in front of me. The triangular tattoo on my forehead, the innocuous double of Cipher's Call, begins to burn blue with a heatless flame, before a massive amount of Indigo Flame swirls out and collects in my hands. The sphere in my left hand rockets at Godmodder Soul, before exploding into a heatless blue inferno and swirling around him, testing for any openings into his mind or mindscape. Mental attacks may well be very useful here. Then, the second collection of flame from my right hand joins the first, and the combined conflagration heats up to normal levels for fire, likely searing Godmodder Soul to any non-corrupted bones. I teleport back into the FTL for the EOTB, as the exit from the shields was only for one attack.

As the TARDIS begins taking off, Old Man Elderly descends into the abyss shouting obscenities at the godmodder.

Also, modpack, I think that someone is trying to steal your position as memelord.

Just saying.

I spam the Minecraft forums with hate about the godmodder!

I eat the godmodders SOUL...

Tastes like chicken...

Because he is a chicken

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I eat the godmodders SOUL...

Tastes like chicken...

Because he is a chicken

You should take the godmodder infested flaw(curious dnd reference only some people will understand)

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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All I can say is... I'm disappointed, both in this latest turn of events and myself. Ugh... Lets start with this turn of events...

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But... why? Why should I honestly care? This isn't the final encounter like I was so absolutely stupid to believe with previous events. And what is he going to do? Threaten the universe? I don't care anymore... The universe has been threatened, by my counts, 6 times already. 6 times! Then after this and Binary who's going to come after, that will be 8 times! Can't the universe be a big boy and look after itself for a couple of scenes? Universal threats are like candy. A few taste great and then they start making you sick. And that flavor text... As soon as I read the Godmodder's reactions to attacks and his death, I thought to myself, "What? Where the Nether did this come from?". I absolutely love it when DTG starts looking and sounding like Outlast. And who needs the color spectrum anyway? All we need is dark purple, pitch black, and blood red apparently. Colors like pink, yellow, white, silver, cyan, brown, magenta, gold, and lime are all overrated because they're too happy. But seriously, how did we get here? It used to be a game where I thought hitting the Godmodder with a balloon animal was a valid tactic. I'm sorry I might have helped with Wilson's self loathing, but at least there Wilson had extra tails rather than the lack of vital body parts. This seems like a massive jump down the rabbit hole. What point does mutilating the Godmodder and making it all dark and gritty actually serve? This isn't a game about that and it doesn't show any traits of anything that we didn't already know. In fact, it actually feels counter productive to world building because this seems inconsistent to what we know of the Red Dragon, unless our narrator for that connection, Richard, is just lying, in which case I should stop believing anything anyone has to say about this story because its going to be wrong for the sake of some twist later. Anyway... its just gore for gore's sake. Sigh... Remember back on the Forge Thread and my response to any new teaser for Five Nights 4? I'm getting the same vibe here. I don't find any of this scary. Sure, maybe its threatening and I wouldn't want to meet either this... thing or any nightmare animatronic in a dark alleyway, but we're not in a dark alleyway, are we? I don't actually see how people can freak out over this so much... And now, onto myself and other miscellaneous things. Lets start with another quote.

Please... please don't. Just don't say that. What do you expect me to do? I already did pull something out of my hat. FIVE FREAKING TIMES! And with one exception, each time its been useless because I'm stupid enough to believe its the end. I didn't back down from Tazz's two post attack, I stupidly tried to rise up to it, throwing not just everything I had into it, but everything I didn't have as well. I'm simply out of themes for an attack now. I've used Wilson, I've used my companions, I've used my potions (don't know what I was thinking with that...), I've used the Dream, I've used science twice, I've used diplomacy, and I've even used programming. The only few things left I can think of to theme something around are my map and Hearthstone, and maybe some other random game I play. But I feel like those are pretty stupid things to base epic length attacks off of because I wouldn't be able to get all that much out of them. And even if I could think of something, why should I even bother using it? These things aren't cheap and ideas can be thought of as a limited resource. So why should I bother using it against this thing when its not the end? I idiotically thought it was going to be the end before so I was willing to burn everything. But why should I bother now? Why should I bother trying now if its not going to do anything? I'm really just burnt out from all this and can't care anymore... I was so stupid to waste everything...

I don't feel like much has gone my way in these final moments of DTG... missing GM due to Homestuck... DTG0 being next... no summoning entities (you know, the reason I play)... a pile of useless scientific arguments... 4 wasted attacks... wasting the stock of the Emporium... and this... this thing's existence means the Godmodder was preordained to die via corrupted plot armor. Wasting those 3 attacks against the Godmodder wouldn't have been so bad if I got more than a few sentences out of it. ... And other people's reactions... I know they didn't mean it, but...

Thanks... thanks for marginalizing my efforts so much both here and on the Forge Thread... There's no second place for anything after all...

Random nitpicky thing, a true vacuum isn't nonexistance and its not collapsed space or anything. Its actually a more valid form of existence than what we have currently. What we have currently will (according to the theory anyway) eventually decay into a true vacuum, which is a more stable form of space, just like how a radioactive element or isotope will eventually decay into a more stable, non radioactive element. I just helped it along with a primordial black hole. The whole thing that made it dangerous, apart from the several million nuclear bombs worth of energy release, is that inside it all the constants of the universe have been rerolled, meaning any matter that we know of as orderly and normal cannot exist without being being torn apart and rebuilt into what is orderly and normal for those new constants, which is usually just a cloud of gas or plasma.

Whatever. I suppose I might as well do the thing with the stuff. I harness this speech to nobody in particular into not a blast or beam, but a kind of fog of general apathy and disappointment to use against whatever oh so spooky and evil enemy we have to throw our faces against now.

And I also call lies on the Godmodder's earlier words. Based on what he said now, we can conclude two things. 1) He didn't know this would happen, and 2) this isn't his ability, its Mr. AnotherWordForSeaWaterOrASolutionToMakePicklesIn Dragon's. So, him saying he still thought he could show his strength is pretty much a flat lie from his end.

Well, time to go to the only thing I have left to enjoy in this game. And the only thing I don't seem to eternally invest way too much in to get way too little from at this point.

Wilson was trotting across these dead plains and flood lands away from the volcano. He had seen in the distance something that looked interesting, and so decided to go there. It looked like some kind of a jungle, starkly contrasted against the grey around it. The real world wasn't exactly healthy at this point, and so neither was the Dream. The vast amounts of deaths had left most of the surrounding area as this kind of dead grey plains biome and most of the points that still had dreamers were in peril, and so ended up looking like that volcano. Speaking of the volcano, it was starting to crack more severely and the sky above it was dark and stormy thanks to the corrupted ones' presence. The basalt around it also seemed to be dissolving into some kind of poison with all the caustic things happening on what was left of Godcraft. However, all this made very little noise and Wilson didn't notice, too focused on trying to make out what was in front of him. The jungle was some distance away and seemed to have strange lights of red and orange flickering inside it.

Sometimes I feel like I should do nothing but go down the storyteller's route...

Talist, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad. I was commenting that everyone seemed to think Tazz would win. If it's not too much, know that I thought your attacks were great. I'm not comparing them, because that gets into bad territory, but I will say that, if only for the irony that I discussed in my forge post, I thought you should win. I'll tell you this much, Talist. Your creativity and drive have inspired me and others to go the extra mile. So thank you, Talist. And to all those who have lost heart at yet another challenge being thrown in our way? NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!!!

We can do this, we've done this before.

/null

No post today. I feel some clarifications and other statements are needed as I ready myself for tomorrow. Some people have expressed concerns about the Trial, and I feel like I should answer them.

No, Act 4 is not over. No, this is not a cutscene. This is the true final Trial you'll have to go through. This won't last nearly as long as the other Trials, but it will hold a great amount of importance to the end of the game.

No, this Trial will not be focusing entirely on Godmodder Soul. You won't have to fight him for the entire Trial. There will be other forces coming into play, ones hinted at for over a year now, ones that should be obvious.

Yes, this turn is a "breather turn." You won't be able to attack Godmodder Soul in the traditional sense, as I previously said. No, there will not be any other breather turns for the rest of the Trial. I've put too many of them in the game, and at this point, they're just dragging the game along. I'm doing this in the interest of finishing the game as quickly as possible. Consider this a turn to come up with a strategy for when you have to face Godmodder Soul later on. But come tomorrow, you're getting dropped right into the action.

No, I did not do this to detract from the glory of the Godmodder kill, or to do anything to that effect. I did it under the misguided belief that people would be upset if the Godmodder wasn't involved in another Trial. Judging by the split reaction, I'm not sure which was better. However, I'm not retconning this, as bringing the Godmodder back will also prove to be important to the story later on, as I've said.

No, Richard is not suddenly in Minecraft. I know the storypost made it seem like this was the case, but it's not. Richard (as I'm calling the Godmodder on Earth) is linked to his Minecraft avatar in a new and mysterious way. Richard can experience everything occuring in Minecraft without the need to interact with the game itself, and can control his avatar just by commanding it via thought. His brief glimpse into the world of Minecraft was a sort of sensory overload, that will subside after a time. If you notice, I stopped referring to Richard at a certain point and started referring to the Godmodder.

I understand this has come out of left field for some, and I apologize for that. But this is not all there is to the Trial. I have more planned, so don't judge this event based on this one part.

I remember having a conversation like this 4 months ago. Remember how that turned out in the end?

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No post today. I feel some clarifications and other statements are needed as I ready myself for tomorrow. Some people have expressed concerns about the Trial, and I feel like I should answer them.

No, Act 4 is not over. No, this is not a cutscene. This is the true final Trial you'll have to go through. This won't last nearly as long as the other Trials, but it will hold a great amount of importance to the end of the game.

No, this Trial will not be focusing entirely on Godmodder Soul. You won't have to fight him for the entire Trial. There will be other forces coming into play, ones hinted at for over a year now, ones that should be obvious.

Yes, this turn is a "breather turn." You won't be able to attack Godmodder Soul in the traditional sense, as I previously said. No, there will not be any other breather turns for the rest of the Trial. I've put too many of them in the game, and at this point, they're just dragging the game along. I'm doing this in the interest of finishing the game as quickly as possible. Consider this a turn to come up with a strategy for when you have to face Godmodder Soul later on. But come tomorrow, you're getting dropped right into the action.

No, I did not do this to detract from the glory of the Godmodder kill, or to do anything to that effect. I did it under the misguided belief that people would be upset if the Godmodder wasn't involved in another Trial. Judging by the split reaction, I'm not sure which was better. However, I'm not retconning this, as bringing the Godmodder back will also prove to be important to the story later on, as I've said.

No, Richard is not suddenly in Minecraft. I know the storypost made it seem like this was the case, but it's not. Richard (as I'm calling the Godmodder on Earth) is linked to his Minecraft avatar in a new and mysterious way. Richard can experience everything occuring in Minecraft without the need to interact with the game itself, and can control his avatar just by commanding it via thought. His brief glimpse into the world of Minecraft was a sort of sensory overload, that will subside after a time. If you notice, I stopped referring to Richard at a certain point and started referring to the Godmodder.

I understand this has come out of left field for some, and I apologize for that. But this is not all there is to the Trial. I have more planned, so don't judge this event based on this one part.

I remember having a conversation like this 4 months ago. Remember how that turned out in the end?

I think it has crossed into the level of many have complained.

So, does that mean I should save my Ultimate Kirby Weapon Combo? Because there is no way I am losing out on that.

/null

"WHY ON NOTCH'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU STILL ****ING HERE YOU OVERBLOWN OVERPOWERED PIECE OF PONY CRAP!?"

I overcharge the Slime-Inator with pure Creation and Order energy, stuff all of Mincraftia's slimes into it, and juice it with the acids of Reptile from MK, Alien blood from Alien, and whatever corrosive substance I can find. Then in an instant, I appear in front of this...thin...and fire point blank, then dash out at light speed.

"Richard...there are WoW fanatics...there are overdedicated bronies...there are internet trolls...but you, fully and truly, after all of this..have NO LIFE WHATSOEVER."

Whoops, didn't see that this was a breather turn. Still copying this attack to Microsoft Word for later use.

Staring into the fountain's waters, I blink slowly and sigh. Couldn't the world just stay saved a for a while?