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I traumatize the Godmodder by his horrible childhood memories of how everyone hated him.

I link the godmodders soul to the Greek economy, and watch as it slowly loses health. I then shoot it with a machine gun, firing lightning bolt bullets!

Oh forgot to mention (Because it was right there) but we're all at full health. So again, specify overheals (Do we actually need to do that or is it automatic )

Act ??

> Golden Freddy: Notice the Oblivion's Topper.

What's an Oblivion's topper? That being said, you catch the eye of Tazz's interesting HAT. It is a topper, gray and interesting.

> Golden Freddy: Take the Topper.

He's unconscious. No skin off of your bones...Because you have neither skin nor bones. But yeah. You take the Oblivion's Topper. Energies of the mind flicker from it...Well...Maybe this could help? You doubt any physical attack will work against Godmodder Soul.

> Golden Freddy: Use Oblivion's Topper on Godmodder Soul.

It's an easy process to unleash the power of an artifact. Just give it an ounce of focus, and blam. Done. In this case, a mental wave of energies rush at Godmodder Soul, going for the 'mind control' thing instead of the 'orchid fires' thing this weapon is capable of, a fact that you do not know, not being Tazz. However, since this is the Godmodder and you didn't really know what you're doing, the result is just a painful lash of mind energies that forcibly kick around most of his thoughts, which are mostly violent thoughts. Presumably.

You are not sure of what the result is. Hopefully Godmodder Soul is made somewhat more vulnerable by that one.

I spend one second while supplying everyone with overpowered weapons to say three words:

"Firing main cannon."

A beam of light strikes down from the sky, going through Richard.

The light forms into a figure.

With round body, eyes, arms, and legs, hailing from Popstar, Waddle Dee arrives on the battlefield! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF WADDLE DEE!!!

Meanwhile, on the TARDIS...

Bender: "Hey I think he's dead."

Leela: "Maybe you should go check. Just to see if everything's clear."

Bender walks out the door and returns to Minecraftia.

Bender: "Hey guys I think it's cl... What?! He's back?! You're saying I'll have to wait even more before I can go home!? You know what, I'll show him what happens when he prevents me, Bender, from having his well-earned R&R!"

Bender recovers Lothyra's Glitch Wrench. Then he gets out his gun and puts on some Terminator shades. He flies over to the the Godmodder Soul with rocket boots.

Bender: "So it's you, huh? I've been busting my rear end over here just so you could die and I could relax. But no! You have a Soul Form! I was going to go on an epic vacation at Mars Vegas! With blackjack! And hookers! But now I don't even have enough creativity to deal with you once and for all! So all I can do is this! Hey Richard!"

Bender dual-wields the Glitch Wrench and his gun (the one that used to be called Bender's Gun), and uses them against the Godmodder Soul.

Bender: "Bite!"

*Glitch Wrench Whack*

Bender: "My!"

*Whack*

Bender: "Gun!"

*Whack*

Bender: "Guess what it's called?"

Bender then shoots the Godmodder Soul with Shiny Metal Ass.

Eric dashes to the TARDIS.

Takeofftakeofftakeofftakeofftakeoff!!!

The TARDIS begins whooshing and preparing to jump universes to get away from is quite obviously going to be a very unfun fight for anyone caught in the crossfire.

Good job failing at your duties of attacking correctly, Pit. -Future Pit

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"Alright idiots stay calm. This is just Neverdead:Richard Edition, now with Dry Bones capability. Who even thought detachable limbs were a good idea? Also Net what the [PROFANITY] is a PSC. Ugh. Okay, Cobalt, Tazz, and Kayne get on healing duty, start with overheals. Everyone else either put up shields or try overhealing, and prepare to win at the price of oblivion. Lothyra. Kiss Crusher or something, see if you can revive him. Nobody bother attacking, not that it ever works first turn. Whip out your scouters and scrying devices, 'cause we're gauging power levels."

Perfectly safe capsule.

SOMEONE had it.

I use battle technique WordPlay on the godmodder.

It's a breather turn

What do you get when you cross a fat pig and an ugly hippo? The Godmodder!

I say to the godmodder that it was not even a twist because it was way too much predictable.

I had it, but seriously that thing is held together by duct tape and prayers, minus the duct tape. Nobody here is willing to engage in suspension of disbelief on a large enough scale to keep THAT GUY captured.

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I had it, but seriously that thing is held together by duct tape and prayers, minus the duct tape. Nobody here is willing to engage in suspension of disbelief on a large enough scale to keep THAT GUY captured.

It's worth a shot.

We need to round up the Mind players anyway,, give them some time to get prepped and ready to blast.

I *said* nobody. It's the Godmodder, his literal specialty is being a hardheaded ******* that is incapable of bending to the will of others, or even accepting that they have the ability to defeat him.

((Twin, can we still not summon Entities/Charge? Alchemies are out of the question because No Alchemiter-but we DO have Pocket Alchemiters/Alchemiter Gloves-and respawning is kind of ambiguous at this point but I think we'll find out...))

Act ???

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 2/9.

> Golden Freddy: Suddenly recall that Max Revive in your pocket.

What MAX REVIVE in WHAT Pocket-Oh. Wait.

You search through you inventory and access an exoskeleton compartment comparable to a pants pocket. Sure enough, a six-pronged, pale yellow crystal is within it: A MAX REVIVE, capable of immediately restoring energies and consciousness to anyone that happens to be a certain denizen from a specific universe-and a few others by proxy.

Naturally, Tazz is one of those specific Denizens.

> Golden Freddy: Use Max Revive on Tazz, and GET OUT.avi

You use the MAX REVIVE on TAZZ! TAZZ regains consciousness.

You then static your way back into the TARDIS. You are not dealing with any more of this guy.

> Tazz: Return to being player character.

"...Ugh, what...I had the most amazing and frightening dream! There was a huge mech, the Incarnate, and we blew it up with a Godmodding Legion, and then I became a First Guardian, and I destroyed the Godmodder, and the credits were rolling but he came back as a half-Torso! OK, so when's-"

"...Oh. That actually did happen."

"...Well, great, now I have to deal with THIS mess."

"Richard, Godmodder, Omega, Alpha, WHATEVER YOU ARE AT THIS POINT...Seriously, look at yourself! You've straight-up lost your mind! You've been beaten before-twice now. Possibly even thrice! Yeah, I kinda know what went down between you and the Scribe and certain others...The point is, like, shouldn't you take your advice? Bide your time? Just, go? Is this really worth anyone's time? What do you get by winning now? You don't even get satisfaction. You CAN'T. You've been broken like shattered glass. This isn't you anymore. Back down, gracefully. Or, woudl you rather we just don't fight back? It's clearly not just oblitherating us. You want to prove you're superiority. That I can guess just by looking at you. Even in this state you won't back down. But would it really prove ANYTHING if...Say...We didn't try? At all?"

OK, time to use the Topp-...OK, who's been using my Topper? Ugh. OK, more speech time.

"Let's think about this. If we just LET YOU kill us, what would that prove? Nothing! We already beat you twice, but if we let you kill us, then no-one will ever know if you ever were even good, much less 'the best' like you have so persistently claimed over the years now. So, what would it mean if we didn't try? It means you basically gain nothing you honestly desire except to beat us up a bit, and you WILL lose interest, everyone does, and what does that leave? Nothing. And this is a sorry state for one of the most powerful beings in existence."

I get an idea.

"Actually, let's focus on that a bit. OK, have you ever considered, you know, just settling down with what little you DO have? I mean, let's put it one way: It took TWENTY-TWO MONTHS for us to actually defeat you, and that was non-stop constant attacks, barrages, and only so few breaks in between due to other annoyances that went down much faster. But you, it took twenty two months of basically non-stop fighting. For most of it, we couldn't actually scratch you, with only one or two occasional blows. Deities, invulnerable engines of destruction, some of the strongest armies known to existence, the one Godmodder stronger than you on your own, and the Red Dragon all took shorter to kill or restrain by our hands-and even taking into account the Few for that last one, that is still a big thing. You've outlived things an infinite times stronger than anything! If Unite is to be believed, you may have even survived existential annihilation. You are, beyond doubt, ONE OF the best, and even if you are not truly THE BEST, which is a claim you can still hold to without the slightest bit of irony, being part of the thousandth percentile of entities that can claim this level of power and, more importantly, this whole new standard of unkillable toughness, the nigh-invulnerability you constantly possess, flaunt and masterfully execute-it MUST mean SOMETHING, right?! And let's face facts, it took perhaps the most powerful attack ever made in this WAR to finally down you. You went out in nothing SHORT of a blaze of absolute glory, fighting to the very bitter end! Even in vile terms, you are going to be glorified as the new standard for things that cannot die quick enough. You might as well get your rear end over to the Tropes Pantheon and ask them for godhood over nigh-unkillable bosses, kick old Absolute Virtue right off of his throne and take his place."

"And yet, you're not satisfied with anything short of infallibility. That's beyond childish, and beneath your level of abilities. I'm not going to pretend that you have any intent to be a 'good guy' anymore, but You won't be going out in a bang if we honestly have to fight you again, mate. You will be going out with not even a whimper. The only indication you even came back like this corpse of a form is that we said so and you left a rather unimpressive hole in bedrock that can always be chalked up to a Command Block or Creative Mode, and afterwards we'll just talk about banal topics and get back on with our lives like you never happened. And it'll be over in days, which, all of a sudden, isn't so impressive in this war. In other words, this, what you're doing, is breaking your own reputation."

"As before, as Talist put it...You have a choice, but now it's more important than before. You will either step back, and step back for MONTHS mind, and rethink EVERYTHING you think you know about yourself. You don't have to fight anyone, or do anything, other than think quietly. You can certainly try whatever you want, do things that you haven't before. Play those new video games that came out while you were so focused on killing us, even, you can probably just generate a new arm and legs or just godmod your way through with one hand as usual. You can try to get a room in the Trope Pantheon, as I suggested. You can go anywhere, do anything...Except harm a soul unwilling to fight."

"If you do...That's the other option. And it's the only option you've faced time and again. We come, and we kill you. Except, you're already dead now, aren't you? So...Instead, we break you. We take what little pitiful things you have left, and we shatter them into the ground. We will destroy not you, but your reputation and legacy, and maybe your mind-leave you nothing more than a harmless vegetative half-body. We would do you worse than a mere split and shatter. Or, maybe we just don't do anything, as we said, and forever prove how much we just don't care. Not a rage-quit, even, but boredom. If we don't fight back, its because we would be bored of your constant, clingy attempts to prove yourselves to us."

"The choice is yours."

And thus a brief staredown commenced.

I overheal Build with the Sixth Degree while I make my speech.

"Though to be fair, some of that time was spent with you as a mere afterthought, and other times we just beat stuff up and it serendipitously damaged you for reasons still unknown."

I somehow point out that the Curse of Anti-Respawn was still in effect, and likely means this thing is a zombie.

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"Oi! Richard! You know what? You're just a sad sack of gorilla that thinks it's so hilarious to trap a gorilla ton of people who just want to enjoy a gorillaing game! Now go sit in the corner and think about your life! Your mother never loved you! You have no friends! Go die in a hole! Go die in a fire! Do whatever! Just, GET OUT."

Act 2

Alright. Knowledge. I quickly fire off a set of questions to my Thaumic Oracle, while thinking aloud and letting the ship's Thaumonomitron ask and record the answers for my perusal after I've finished thinking. "Okay. It's pretty clear that this is an effect of the Mark the Red Dragon gave him. I haven't encountered the Dragon before, thankfully, but this looks like it's a curse of undeath and possibly indestructibility, depending on the conditions of undeath, as well as a pretty massive power boost/power granting. Guy ate through bedrock like it was nothing. I'm guessing that attacking him with purifying offensive magic would work to break whatever's been done, as well as using holy magic, since that usually is pretty effective against undead. Probably if we wiped away that Mark we'd beat him instantly, but I see no way to remove that easily or at all. Especially as it was cast by pretty much a god. Currently I'd recommend holy/purifying attacks and putting up strong defenses while scanning the guy more."

I cue up the Thaumic Oracle, asking:

What are the effects of the Red Dragon's Mark?

Does Godmodder Soul have weaknesses?

Is it possible to enter/affect Godmodder Soul's mind?

Why does Godmodder Soul lack HP, and can we harm Godmodder Soul?

I quickly activate the FTL's suite of magical defenses. Massively empowered and well-modified versions of Mage Armor and Entropic Shield form around the fighter, protecting its occupant from most damage and deflecting attacks as well. I also cast Guardian from EBF4 and a Protect/Shell combo from Final Fantasy for extra insurance.

I say to the godmodder than destroying the bedrock is the least impressive thing ever(some hundred pages before in dtg 2 players destroyed a bedrock prison and it had only 4000 hp)

Then I give him the achievement "Least impressive person in the universe"

Then I make my insult holy and purified for no reason I know and without logic.