I attempt to play a game of Solitaire with the Enchanted Deck, and draw the Queen of Spades as the first card.
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Grand total of posts: 22. Ugh. Even less than before. I'm going to have to forgo posting for another day to wait for more posts. This really isn't good...
I think there are so few posts because everyone expected it to be over. Evveryone is a bit burnt out really.
See above.
If I am a zombie, I bite Serpent. If not, I use COMBAT OPERANDI: LADDER TO HECK on a leg/barrier, but not before going to a slot machine and getting some SACRED ITEMS.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
The zombie pigmen begin breaking their own bones and arms and then grafting themselves together to become one huge strong invicible ZOMBIE HOGMAN! The hogman then goes on to simultaineously punch and gnaw at the Alpha Barrier, all while letting out a guttural screech, with the power of all the zombie pigmen! All the blood from the zombie hogman that is landing on the barrier is dangerously acidic, and begins dissolving the barrier.
I help out, and attack the Alpha Barrier (or the Omega Barrier if that is gone) and set it as my targer. I wield the Alex's Annihilator, and quickly become enamored of how cool it is, and how well it fits me. I then also wield HIS HAND, and get ready to attack. Snapping myself out of my state of enamor, I aim down the sights (with computer assisted aiming from the MCAI) and fire at the target. I then shift both weapons to rocket launcher mode, and rush up close to the target! I jump over it, and then while a little amount above it, I fire the rocket launchers! This propels me up into the air, when I set both guns on Machine gun mode, and blast them all the way down! Then I set both guns on MININUKE, and drop two mininukes and then promptly GET THE HECK OUTTA DODGE! The two dual mininukes of similiar, but different origins from similar, but different weapons both detonate at once, and cause a spiral shaped mushroom cloud!
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I walk up to the omega barrier and trap it in a unbreakable box rigged with a crusher that is set to go off in 10 in-game minecraft days. The omega barrier, unable to do anything fun for the next 10 in-game minecraft days, gets bored to the point of insanity. Of course, I use a cheat command with the Oculus Blade to skip ahead to the 10th day. The box flattens itself hard onto the omega barrier, giving it a concussion. The box then falls apart as I prepare to fire a cannon at the barrier.
Surprise.
The cannon fires a [REDACTED]HEERFBOOM
Leaving a bunch of trollfaces on the ground. They all explode on the omega barrier
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I tell tehepicninja9001 that my power level...
And he agrees,
Although technically it's ten but whatever
(Yes, I actually met him on a server, but I didn't tell him, because MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 8999)
I then take the chat box and wack him in the FACE with it...
But wait... he's on a different server (No, I'm not because technically that's my second account *cough* *cough*)
Therefore, when the chatbox hit's him it causes a huge explosion that is targeted on the omega barrier
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I've just been *so* occupied. God, game compulsion. Wow. Such game, much playing. Anyways, now that I'm pulling myself away from the game long enough to make a post, I summon my trusty Slime mount, and jump up and down repeatedly on the Doomsday Ring, dealing massive damage to the workings. I then whip out a suspicious looking eye, and summon the Eye of Cthulhu, who charges down the Doomsday Ring repeatedly, causing even more damage. I then take out some worm food, and the Eater of Worlds pops out, chewing up the Doomsday Ring. By this point, however, the Godmodder has managed to kill both bosses, and laughs in my face. I then pull out the bigger guns, and toggle Expert Mode on, making everything harder. I then summon the Twins(Builder), Amazon Prime, and Worm 2: Electric Boogaloo... Wait whoops I mean the Twins, Skeletron Prime, and the Destroyer, who wreck the Doomsday Ring due to his utter lack of healing ability. Meanwhile, I run for the ocean, bust a Plantera's Bulb on my way, and quickly fish up Duke Fishron, drawing their aggro towards the Doomsday Ring as well. While the Godmodder is busy trying to fend off all 5 bosses, I toss Twin some Super Healing Potions, which he somehow downs all at once. I then grow bored of this fight, and the Godmodder was just about to win, so I summon the Dungeon Guardian to one-shot the Doomsday Ring.
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I'll turn my attack into some multi-post combo thingy. And as we have another day, I should make it a 3 post thing. And I'm working story into my attacks! With this few posts, maybe I really did slow down the Eclipse. Hm? Maybe? Probably not.
I survey the aqua and green tinted skies before looking down at the volcano I'm standing on. Sure, it might be prone to eruption and have purple cracks forming all over it, but that doesn't worry me. I take note of my exact location and mark it before heading down the volcano and walking out across the basalt, which was still shrinking and giving way to the dead grass. I expected that though. With this war ending, there wasn't anything else it could do. I take note of what I have at my disposal before going back up the volcano. Using this place to transcend spacial barriers is easy enough, but I'll give chronological barriers a try. Time to spend quite a while prepping...
Wilson slowly started edging back towards the volcano, partly because it was looking safer and partly because he could just barely make out some humanoid figure on it. Eventually, he stopped edging and starting actually walking. Pretty soon, he reached the volcano and started climbing, careful not to step on any of the purple cracks.
After getting back to my exact starting point, I brandished an enchanted diamond pickaxe. It had been a while since I had used it back in the manor, but I had kept it and upgraded it. Sure, I could use some kind of automated drill or maybe some explosives, but sometimes you just can't beat the classics. Plus, it wasn't too far to dig anyway. It should take me about 15 minutes, tops. And right now, 15 minutes was but the blink of an eye. I started mining out a large tunnel going straight into the volcano. However, I stopped digging after only a minute because I could feel another presence in this dream world. I looked over my shoulder to see Wilson watching me.
What... what are you doing here? How did you get here?
"Oh, hello. You saying that means you don't know how ironic it is. You probably think that this is your dream, but it isn't. I'll still answer you though. I'm here to prepare an attack against the Godmodder's latest thing and we don't have much time before the end of the universe so we need creative attacks and all that. As for how I got here, simple. I can open gates to and from here."
An attack? Eh, don't expect me to help much. I've had enough of all that. But if this isn't my dream, then who's is it? And how did I get here?
"All sentient creatures contribute to this place through their dreams. And sometimes, they can wander in here. But its very rare and most don't even remember it. I suspect your relation to me and everything I do has boosted your chances. Now, if you don't have anything else to ask, I should get back to digging. Feel free to watch me if you don't have anything else to do."
I swung around and broke another rock.
Um... why is the surrounding rock shrinking?
Without looking away from my work, I reply, "This biome correlates with Godcraft and as the population of dreamers there shrinks, so too does the size and life of the biome."
That shut up Wilson, leaving him quietly thinking about the deaths this war brought. Which weren't actually as high as he thought because Godcraft's population of dreamers didn't permanently die, they just left. I finished the rest of my mining and now had a tunnel leading straight from where I originally appeared into the volcano, but not actually deep enough to hit lava yet. Then, I casually planted explosives (that I just happened to have for moments like this) around the inside of the volcano before heading back to Wilson.
"Alright. Now, I'd recommend you get out of here now. Go take a look around. This place is quite diverse, so you can explore until you either wake up or die. But death in here just wakes you up anyway, so there's not really a difference between those two. However, I'm going to do something rather dangerous to bystanders. Something that can give permanent wounds, even after leaving this place. So, please leave."
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WE INTERRUPT THIS AWESOME CHAIN OF PHANTOM PERSONNEL BEATING THE BALLS OFF THE COCKPIT TO BRING YOU THE USE OF A NECRO SMASHER AGAINST THE CORRUPTION RING.
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The zombie raises Shooting Star, using the staff's power to send Dark Meteroid Prime into the Eclipse, where it is bathed in the energies of the Red Dragon.
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Alchemy Medley ⇒ Activated! / If the Doomsday Ring is dead/destroyed, I target the Legs. If those are dead/destroyed as well, I target the Barrier with less health.
I pull out the Voxwands and cause the voices of all computer voices to begin singing. A quick wave of the Speakers summons an instrumental accompaniment, creating a full piece.
The first part of the song is an instrumental, during which I withdraw the Unicoders and begin to input characters all over the place. The characters float around me as I sum them all together to the numbers 0x32E6, 0x13E28C3947D, 0x4EF3D2, 0x2DA5D70 and 0x42C4B. I then convert them from hexadecimal to hexavigesimal, converting it to "THE GODMODDER LIKES EATING POOP". I pull out the Unicoder and send these Basic Latin characters into the Doomsday Ring, dealing ISO basic Latin alphabet damage!
The second part of the song begins to play, sung by Adult Male #1, British English. Oh Billy Mays, you have me as your faithful pitchman alone, he sings with the speech patterns of Anthony Sullivan, as I withdraw the Billy Bazooka. We're Pitchmen torn apart, while our yelling should have shone, it plays as I take aim at the Doomsday Ring. Oh pitchman lord, to satisfy every one of your calls, AnthonySullivan!Jen'EricNoos-ReePorter sings as I place my finger on the trigger. I will pitch, I will yell, I will sell everything and all. I fire the Billy Bazooka, empowered with the spirit of Billy Mays and the blessing of his partner Anthony Sullivan, at the Doomsday Ring, dealing massive damage!
The third part of the song begins to play, sung by Oliver v3. You say that, you mean it, so is he MLG? I pull out Cool Ranch Killer and begin to noscope the Doomsday Ring. I'd replay the 3.9 seconds in my head, he sings as I 420 noscope the Doomsday Ring, a better form of noscope than the standard noscope. then I saw it, I heard it, but is it MLG? I pull out Shrek'd Prepubescence. But I couldn't ever really be MLG like that! I pull the trigger and blast a pure MLG blast at the Doomsday Ring, obliterating it with pure MLG essence. Okay, maybe not.
The fourth part of the song begins to play, sung by Microsoft Sam. Tick and tock, the moment's moving on, he sings as I switch between my weapons. Alright, 213, you're on the horn, he sings as I land on the Remington Graffiti. 6-4-6-6-5-2-4-8-6-9, Ghost takes over as I fire, Get 'em off, Engineer, 'cause it's Junkyard -- the bullet strikes the Doomsday Ring.
The fifth part of the song begins to play, sung by v flower. My mind leaves the world, holding it until now, she sings as I pull out Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness. Was the dream I saw there only trivial? Cover me in all your colors, I - I raise the bow and rapid-fire イロハニホヘトチリヌルヲ .
The sixth part of the song begins to play, sung by MAIKA. My heart is racing, my body shaking, she sings as I pull out Universal Roguelike. All these tame monsters overflowing feels like magic to me. I summon an array of Burmese-script monsters, all loyal to me. All my afflictions, thismechanism, is this reality? It feels like just a game, she sings as I command them to rush the Doomsday Ring. Hold up your head high, look up into the sky, she continues to sing as they strike the Doomsday Ring in unison. With our combined power, the evil man is surely to fall!
The seventh part of the song begins to play. Hey Mr. Offer, sell me a Slap Chop please, an indeterminate voice sings as I withdraw the Remingchopper. Hey Mr. Offer, send me a ShamWow please, the voice sings again as I unleash the pure power of Vince Offer on the Doomsday Ring, Pitch at me with all the pitchmanry you have, which you gave to me to Keep on pitchin', the voice sings as the Vince Offer-ness turns the Doomsday Ring into a ShamWow for 1 second, before turning it back having taken some damage.
The eighth part of the song begins. So let me, let me pwn on, my master, the voice sings as I pull out the Resonance Chamber and lock on to the Doomsday Ring. I will pwn much more than I ever did. I fire. From 0 to 23:59, I'll be pwning for you, it sings as the blast destabilizes the Doomsday Ring. I'll pwn hard everyone you hate!
The ninth part of the song starts. I'll walk that road I've been waiting to see. I pull out Notch's Smiter, a weapon I relied heavily on during the Glitch, and fire a smite arrow that smites the Doomsday Ring with the power of Notch. I'll be the guy I dreamt I could be. I cycle through my alchemies and land on Chemocide, once my primary weapon, Tomorrow I will ascend and see everything I couldn't see. and fire on the Doomsday Ring. Blue skies, you woke up for me.
The tenth part begins. It seems I've been left behind in this world and by myself. I begin switching through weapons again. In a world with loud sounds, where screaming truly gets real, I pull out the Speakers. Destroying worthless garbage is really not that hard you know, I produce a piercing sound that literally pierces the Doomsday Ring. As long as we're together; a single person's not quite enough.
The eleventh part begins. He's saying, Notch, can you hear the words that come from my heart? I pull out Arcum Os. And with those words, something deep in him begins to start, I start to fire Latin words that attack the Doomsday Ring. This is now the person I want to be, a voice sings, give it time to turn and you'll see, I only desire what comes naturally! I grab Chemostriker and slash the Doomsday Ring.
The twelfth part begins. Now you're holding on to me, I get back to my feet once more. You're watching me and I know, you only help me to repeat, and since you let me down again, say, do you really love me still? While the TTS voice sings, I grab the Windowed Sword and bisect the Doomsday Ring, then glue it back together with fluoroantimonic acid from the M134 Acidsprayer.
The thirteenth part is go. You had always told me you were so in love with me, but I'm wondering if you were just joking with me. I guess I was just used to fill your box of plays, but when you're tired of me will you then throw me away? I spray the Doomsday Ring with SCP-409 bullets from the Snapper.
The fourteenth part begins. My countless posts are sending a message on for me, SF-A2 Miki sings in Engrish, the original things are within all my never-ending attacks. Let us promise here and now to fight together forever and always, she sings as I pull out SCP-585-B and solve the embedded Shengshou 9x9 in 0.2 seconds using a jumpcut, allowing me to shoot the Doomsday Ring with the power of SCP-409.
The fifteenth part begins. If it's the truth let it show, you say but I don't know, 'cause I am just a Steve? after all. If we discussed the griefing, between you and I, I know that I would defeat you once again. While this is being sung, I smash the Doomsday Ring with a bullet from SCP-216-DTG, specifically a tungsten-obsidian bullet.
The sixteenth part, sung by L&H Michelle, begins. Let me jump into a course so deep, so I can finally take the leap, and find the light for once, then the blue explosion will destroy you amazingly. I pull out Element's Maker and fire a polonium bullet, a uranium bullet and an ununoctium bullet at the Doomsday Ring.
The seventeenth part begins. I shall recruit into my group all of your many personalities.And with that all of your hearts began to bleed in perfect harmony, I pull out the Deleter and fire heartbeat-exploiting viruses at the Doomsday Ring, And you tried to stop your bleeding heart, with no success at all.
The eighteenth part begins. Come see me, hey, what are you living off of, who is it that drives you to go on, who is it that you think of; have you learned all of the words to say?
And through the nineteenth: On a day with a sky like this, with the strife above it seems so climactic; it looks like an epic battle, what a perfect day for parting. I am firing the Deleter into the Doomsday Ring, infecting it with biological and electronic shockingly septic ebola cancer flesh eating disease.
The twentieth part begins. The song of the war, I lost touch of this day in my heart. It brings me memories, I need to hear something: his defeat! I pull out Chemostriker again and slice the Doomsday Ring almost in half.
The twenty-first part starts. The eighth level of experience is the highest I have reached so far. I'll always try my best to rise above it; just give me one more day, wait and see! I pull out the Spadinner Blaster and fire spadinner horribleness at the Doomsday Ring.
The twenty-second part starts. Just for what reason am I playing this entire game? I'm now able to say I play for a goal. Before I start becoming resentful of everything, please show me the ending of this game I beg!
The twenty-third part starts. Oh baby a triple! Let's play it more and more! FaZe Clan, OpTic Gaming, why do I bother? What's this feeling what should I do? Oh wait, that's right, MLG power, here we go! I withdraw Cool Ranch Killer and completely rekt the Doomsday Ring.
The twenty-fourth part begins. My brain will short out; Cobalt Shade Corp.! While staring at the acid that has hurt many, I pull out the Yuxin Acidspitter and spray fluoroantimonic acid at the Doomsday Ring. I know I can make it all right, just press "Post Reply" to take their lives.
The twenty-fifth part begins. Yes, let's go on and sing this song. And with a smile now we'll all rejoice; the daily fight with us through this tough life; let's go ahead and change the pace of battle! I pull out the Speakers and produce a 0.5 second stop in the song at this point, causing the Doomsday Ring to get freaked out!
The twenty-sixth part begins. No matter what happens to you, promise to bring us back our lives. Let us rise, into the future, no matter where we are we'll fight. Promise ourselves, to fight again once more. I rest.
The twenty-seventh part begins. Hey, did you hear them? Words of wisdom? Because Notch has said it so! But where's my mind gone, this is all wrong, why not, I don't know! Although it's painful as I disdainfully made the future that I hold, I fight once more, to make history, until the book is closed! I grab my super-amazing Testwriter and begin tapping at the keys madly throughout the song. As the song ends, I show the test to the Doomsday Ring and it instantly fails from shock, causing me to dump tons of fluoroantimonic acid on it.
The twenty-eighth part begins. At that time, the reason that you made me, your real proposal, it's not like this for me, is it, right? Please let me rest, one last time after this, because I am your grandest creation in this world. At this point, I grab Mentaleev and summon polonium copies of me that create ununoctium copies of me. They then irradiate the Doomsday Ring before slamming it into the ground and drowning it in fluoroantimonic acid.
The twenty-ninth part begins. Holding the wands I gave to you, I think of you. Tell me where you are and do not forget me at all. And someday, the day will come, where we'll be together and then we laugh again, as it was earlier.
The thirtieth part begins. My plate is so empty, surrounded by lack of dinner. I withdraw the Dinner Blaster. Fill in the space with your Dinner Blaster now. I fire the Dinner Blaster at the Doomsday Ring, causing King Harkinian to appear, grab his Dinner Blaster and fire it at the Doomsday Ring as well! How can I escape from this terrible place, now that my dinner's gone for good?
The thirty-first part begins. Let's go and destroy this godmodder once and for now, and restore - I grab the M134 Acidsprayer and spray acid all over the Doomsday Ring - the world to its previous state! And now, I've got you!
The thirty-second part begins. So why did the mad chemist begin to sing this song? Just those times we played, were the best we had!
And through the thirty-third part: Dreaming I'll go with my guns, noticed not much of melee. What the future holds I do not care, because I have weaponry! I pull out the Questgiver and send the Doomsday Ring on the Trials of Changes!
The thirty-fourth part begins: And I say, thank you for the fun times, I promise that I'll come back again, that moment when I thought so softly, the snow falling from the sky - as I touched it, it melted and disappeared... I pull out the Chlorine Combuster and fire chemical carnage upon the Doomsday Ring!
The thirty-fifth part begins. Your look, it tells me I never saw this world that lies in you. Have a poem that keeps me alive and with all your strength will protect me. Why do the gunshots now pass me by? I do not know why I still stay back here, StargazeR... I pull out Celestial Might and fire the wrath of the Hateful Star upon the Doomsday Ring!
The thirty-sixth part begins. Crashing in and breaking you to bits, I just heard your scream and still don't care a bit! Blood dripping everywhere and flying through destroyed hair, you breathe in a gulp of air but you can't take it! I pull out the Sizer and fire a giant bullet of SCP-409, ridiculously sharp, into the Doomsday Ring, destroying it!
The thirty-seventh part begins. Pwnage through the night, right on this platform! I'm sorry, but all the n00bs need to get the hell out! Pwning all the night, throughout this time, let's pwn some noobs now, so it's pwning time! I originwand up a gun of Pure Pwnage and pwn the Doomsday Ring!
The thirty-eighth part begins. I'm a forging man, making guns forever still, pulling myself now into the light of the whole world. I'm a forging man, making guns forever still, but now it's ended and you have incurred my everlasting wrath! I pull out the Billy Textscrambler and destroy the Doomsday Ring with it!
The thirty-ninth part begins, going so quickly that nobody can make out the lyrics. Empowered by the speed, I pull out all my M134s and rapid-fire them in tempo with the song at the Doomsday Ring.
The fortieth part begins. Searching for the enemy's silhouette, a soft voice breathes at the back of your neck. I grab Chemostriker and stab the Doomsday Ring as the song goes, Persistently urging, despite my fear surging still, with this sword of poison I kill.
The forty-first part begins. How can I claim it, how can I own it? The power to be myself and who I want to be. But now I've claimed and owned it already. I grab the AK-1889 and fire anomalous calculus examinations, then confiscate all the Doomsday Ring's Anti-Calculus Toothpaste.
The forty-second part: Tell me why I have to sing this song, and places where I can answer. For levels, for weapons, for trolling or for fun?
And the forty-third part starts: And so I fire my weapons for the whole world to see, it's - フルオロアンチモン酸! I pull out Chemocide and fire fluoroantimonic acid at the Doomsday Ring. I fight without knowing why I am spraying, fluoroantimonic acid! I pull out the Yuxin Acidspitter and spray more fluoroantimonic acid at the Doomsday Ring. I'm not satisfied until the godmodder's dead, H2FSbF2! I pull out Chemostriker and spray fluoroantimonic acid laced with ebola at the Doomsday Ring. If I turn around and kill the godmodder now, will anything at all change? Here!
The forty-fourth part starts. I don't care where I am, just as long as I'm with you, as my digital heart will wonder what to do. Please just sweep me away like a gale force of wind, and my heart will return from its déjà vu. I pull out the Voxwands and summon all the computer voices ever to produce an earth-shattering SOI that SOIs the Doomsday Ring, dealing SOI damage!
The forty-fifth part begins. Thousands of bladewood blossoms, dwindling in the light; though I can't hear your voice, keep what I say in mind. I grab SCP-216-DTG and fire a bullet made of ridiculously sharp SCP-143 petals at the Doomsday Ring. These guns that surround are loaded with poisons, see, so look up at me and tremble in fear!
The forty-sixth part begins. I don't get it at all, something about this I just don't understand, just the fact that we are nearing the end, and we are all preparing for epic things right about now. I pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire on the Doomsday Ring.
The forty-seventh part begins, going Glider synthesizer, for you I'll make this one-time wickstretcher, in hopes that it will one day extend to infinity! I make a wickstretcher that flies straight into the Doomsday Ring, drilling a hole through it! Think back to the early days of Conway's Game of Life, I'll make everything explode with my wands of Life!
The forty-eighth part begins as Microsoft Sam sings No matter how bright these stars shine in the sky, they are extinguished in the end. And so I remain now in eternal darkness, until when the end comes for me. I grab the Constellate Pointer and fire an array of shots aimed at the constellation δoomsdayRing.
The forty-ninth part begins: Can this be what they really call a game? All the griefing, the hate, it never goes away, and if it lasts till his ultimate day, I shall kill to escape and we'll escape today! I originwand up a pair of scissors that sends the Doomsday Ring through a bullet hell game!
The fiftieth part begins: If the world is always dark from his rule, I shall fly up and all his existence will disappear; I am now breaking the boundaries. My heart beats with this hatred of you; I'll finally killyou! I pull out the Windowed Sword and carve two USB slots into the Doomsday Ring and jam the Windowed Sword into one and the Bioterrorism USB into the other, dealing massive system error damage!
The fifty-first part begins. Something like my own game I do not need; if you never play it, it is worthless to me!
And through the fifty-second: Now that we have your final moments tightly within our control, we'll find a place in the infinite world where we can destroy you. As you fade as your life fades away as well, I know... I grab the Chlorine Combuster and light the Doomsday Ring on fire, then fire a shot from the Dumper that fires pure sentence mixing essence into the Doomsday Ring's flames, causing the flames to taunt the Doomsday Ring.
The fifty-third part: It'll be the day you'll see me in a new way! Pwned, you'll get pwned by us really hard! But it's impossible for us to not pwn you, so we'll... I grab Syntaxidermy and load Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God into the slot, then fire as a reanimated grizzly bear mauls the Doomsday Ring!
The fifty-fourth part: Like chlorine trifluoride it shall burn always in my heart this battle shall remain forever, and I say... Speaking of ClF3, I grab Kannada's Combuster and fire a 30,000 word long doctoral dissertation in Sanskrit from an alternate Earth on the topic of the MLG1337PRO gun at the Doomsday Ring!
The fifty-fifth part starts. This is our sixty-four bit warz! Altruism and egoism crossed over; the game's complexity increases and so; I cannot betray the side of Anti-Godmodder! I pull out the Unicoders and begin to spam characters into the Doomsday Ring, causing it to explode!
The fifty-sixth part starts. Should I disappear after everything crumbles away, then I shall return once again to defeat him once more. And even if he sinks into the sea of worthlessness, I will always fight in some way somehow from now! I pull out the Brusher and fire on the Doomsday Ring, expunging parts of it from existence!
The fifty-seventh part begins. All that kept us together was once a distant hope that remained "in future", but we're getting an ending and soon everything'll be gone. This song expresses the rising seriousness of the situation as I progressed; I'll use a compressed song so I have time to finish him off... I begin a rapid all-in at this point...
The fifty-eighth part: I feel so much hate for you right now, and I will chase after you with all my weapons out!
The fifty-ninth: Billy Offer にしてあげる! I pitch better than everyone; you can't beat me!
The sixtieth: King Harkinian Dinner Blaster Night, oh! Get me dinner always, promise you won't go!
The sixty-first: Michael Rosen Plamz Fever! Feel the plams and grow the Toenails!
The sixty-second: I'm the greatest all-in master in the whole wide world, don't mess with --
The sixty-third: They're hidden away in deep space, are the things you never showed me!
The sixty-fourth: The ending world, the strife above is holding me,
The sixty-fifth: I shall return to defeat you once more in a while...
The sixty-sixth part is an instrumental that signals the end of the all-in. I rest and prepare for a final blow...
The sixty-seventh part is slow-paced as I channel the essence of the song. It fades out into unintelligibility before the final part begins. I channel the power of the song and every action done within it into the Doomsday Ring, destroying it utterly! The computer voices and instrumental fade out completely as the attack ends.
Still suffering from a loss of all creativity, Eric decides to charge head first at the doomsday ring...
He then simultaneously uses every single battle technique he owns, causing the echeladder to short out, fall from the sky and land on the doomsday ring instead of actually letting Eric perform his battle techniques.
Confused as to what just happened because seeing through the fourth wall is not in his retinue of abilities, he decides to keep wailing away at the doomsday ring with lightsabers until (somehow) one of the lightsabers breaks about halfway up the blade, causing the plasmic energy to explode out in a massive geyser that melts off a huge portion of the doomsday ring.
And then, the nether spire (which was supposed to be in the possession of amp) goes off randomly, falling from the sky and striking the entire Incarnate with stunning lightning!!!
(twin: If we're having trouble on posts, why are you giving the Incarnate stupidly powerful buffs? I kinda don't want to restart from Scratch's Mansion again.)
Well, it is less of a hassle on you, but you don't want us to get the bad ending, which is why you're doing this, right? Not that I'm complaining...
If I have not expended all of my turns, I launch dual Loch-n-Loads and empty the 6 grenades into the Legs. It only deals 20% more damage to buildings now, so they basically killed this weapon. What's even worse is that now Demo has no primary weapon that rewards him for accuracy (sure, the Loose Cannon, but that's finicky). I'd better stop before I go on a rant.
I'm tempted to use my finale to skip this fight, but I would need two posts the way it's shaping up. I instead summon forth from within the plane of elemental Sacred Items the essences of Hog Slop and Elf Tears to summon exactly those things, at least four of each, and then execute Combat Operandi: Armed And Dangerous. I proceed to immediately use Lefty to beat out the Doomsday Ring, or one of the Legs if it's destroyed, or the Alpha Barrier if that is gone, or the Omega Barrier if THAT is gone.
Hopefully we've managed to damage the stupid Cockpit enough that we're at least only down to the Barriers. Hopefully the Cockpit is exposed and TT can Rave it out of existence.
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Well then Cobalt... umm... I guess more of those kinds of attacks is what we need. Let me do one.
Finishing this 3 post combo attack... This targets all of the... Clown Car/Wily Machine/Egg Capsule/whatever we're calling the Godmodder's thing in the following priority order: Doomsday Ring > Alpha/Omega barriers > Legs
Wilson edges backwards before turning and walking down the volcano.
Still not sure if I should believe you, all things considered.
As I wait for Wilson to get farther away, I do some currently very nonspecific enchantments on the tunnel leading into the volcano. I can't tell you what they are now because that would ruin the suspense. Checking to make sure Wilson is gone, I plant the Staff of Ysera into the ground atop the volcano like a radio tower (yes, in solid basalt) before starting some much darker enchantments. I hate doing this to any specific place, but its not like there's much life around here anyway. I've actually done this a few times already for various reasons, but it still feels like condemning this section of the Dream to death. I also need to be careful with this because its actually more dangerous for me than it is for Wilson. I'm not here as part of a dream, so for me, death and injuries in here do follow me out. After finishing a few more things and building a few structures, I walk down to my original location and open a portal out of this world.
Its been over two to three hours of preparation time, yet I reappear on the battlefield mere moments after leaving. I quickly mark my exact position again before looking at the Capsule (I'll just call it that I suppose). I back off before firing a pulse of green light directly into the ground where I stood. Now, to get it over here. I pulse force at the Capsule, pushing it away from my position. It starts moving towards me to counteract that. However, that means it unprepared for when I suddenly wrap chains of green fire around its legs and yank it onto my trapped ground, which collapses and plunges the Capsule into one of my emerald portals. I follow through my own portal.
The Dream is quite different from when I left it. Even though there is no day/night cycle in this place, the sky is now covered in Void black clouds and the basalt seems to be shifting and writhing. Occasionally, streaks of dark colors or lightning shoot across the ground or sky and jump between the two at impossible times. The Capsule seems to be in a box with one side open to the sky and one side leading into the volcano. The Godmodder is about to have the Capsule just stab through the wall when he hears a cackling sound, a hyena cackle. A group of strange, twisted creatures have gathered around the top of the box with more gathering by the second. They are normal animals, but each of them is just... wrong. Each corrupted and twisted into shadows of themselves in a unique and horrible way. They all stare down at the Capsule with murderous, glowing eyes. Controlling these corrupted creatures is... difficult to say the least. It is the greatest test of my taming skills. But I've gotten better at it over time. I make my appearance now, harnessing the energies of the nightmares to overload the Kitsune Charm, as it came from dreams. I infuse the strikes of these nightmare creatures with every last negative potion left in the Emporium plus the Potion Supply's poison potion. (for practical purposes, count this as me using...
Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
Splash Venom Potion x3 (lvl 1, poison)
Splash potion of chills x3 (lvl 2, even chillier)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x1 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
And the Potion Supply's poison potion
directly on the various parts of the Capsule, not just the Doomsday Ring, and then infusing my own Staff of Ysera with one of the Splash Potions of Temperature II. These potions should pay off now... hopefully). The power flowing through the Kitsune Charm is so great, it cracks the opal gem and brakes the chain. Not on my command, but on bloodlust's command, the corrupted ones leap down and overwhelm the Capsule with their unearthly shrieks and snarls. Each one latches onto a specific point of the Capsule and tears into it with cruel, malicious glee. Each of their vicious rends are empowered by otherworldly forces and not only apply their potion effects, but also a loosening of the target's grip on reality. After all, both dreams and nightmares seem so real when you're in them. Not satisfied with mechanical blood, they continue to rip deep into the Capsule, taking it as a challenge to inflict as much pain and damage as possible. They resist any attempt to be thrown off and seem immune to any kind of attack. They even take sick pride in the Capsule's writhing, taking it as a sign of success. Not before long, the Capsule has taken so many reality wounding hits that it starts detecting corrupted ones that aren't even there and the entire world twisting and contorting, casually preforming impossible feats of geometry.
Blinded, withered, weakened, chilled, double poisoned, burning, cut, bleeding, fearful, glitching, frostfire burnt, unhealing and delusional, the only way out for the Godmodder and the Capsule is through the tunnel into the volcano. Normally, going through there would be an incredibly stupid idea, but due to being delusional, the tunnel looks perfectly safe. With a little bit of encouragement from myself, the Capsule moves down it only to be suddenly pulled off into the volcano and the molten rock below. The corrupted ones follow it to the edge, still cackling with maniacal glee. Because it wouldn't be enough for this to happen once, the enchantments I placed earlier force the Capsule to exist in an infinite number of Dreams for an infinite number of timelines. So, the explosives detonate and crush the Capsule an infinite number of times and it is destroyed an infinite number of times. I leave it there to simmer for what feels like days, letting the potion effects tick over in all the infinite time lines and siphoning all their effects back to the Capsule. Then, I brandish the Staff of Ysera and fire a bolt of emerald lightning down into the volcano, blasting away the crushing rocks. To finish off, I start draining the lava. As soon as there is any spot for them to stand on, the corrupted ones howl and shriek their tainted hunting cries and pounce down to shred the Capsule some more, uncaring about the heat. After what seems like days or even weeks of phantom bloodlusting creatures attacking and tearing, howling and snarling, appearing and vanishing to and from nowhere but the depths of the darkest nightmares, the Capsule finally returns to the battlefield, no less than a minute after it left, baring all the wounds, potion effects and dementia it suffered in the Dream.
Back in the Dream, I overlooked the pit of corrupted ones, all hunting for more blood. What shallow respect I won with them is going to be fading soon because there is nothing else to kill. I would collapse more rocks in on them, but I know it won't actually do anything. These creatures aren't really physical beings and so can't be defeated like that. It might delay them a little, but delay them from doing what? Wilson is already far enough away, I made sure of that, and there aren't any other creatures around, so this might actually be the best place for them. And so, I left them there and returned to the battlefield.
Hah... there. 3 posts for this round. And now I have no other ideas for anything...
I attempt to play a game of Solitaire with the Enchanted Deck, and draw the Queen of Spades as the first card.
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Grand total of posts: 22. Ugh. Even less than before. I'm going to have to forgo posting for another day to wait for more posts. This really isn't good...
I think there are so few posts because everyone expected it to be over. Evveryone is a bit burnt out really.
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If I am a zombie, I bite Serpent. If not, I use COMBAT OPERANDI: LADDER TO HECK on a leg/barrier, but not before going to a slot machine and getting some SACRED ITEMS.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The zombie pigmen begin breaking their own bones and arms and then grafting themselves together to become one huge strong invicible ZOMBIE HOGMAN! The hogman then goes on to simultaineously punch and gnaw at the Alpha Barrier, all while letting out a guttural screech, with the power of all the zombie pigmen! All the blood from the zombie hogman that is landing on the barrier is dangerously acidic, and begins dissolving the barrier.
I help out, and attack the Alpha Barrier (or the Omega Barrier if that is gone) and set it as my targer. I wield the Alex's Annihilator, and quickly become enamored of how cool it is, and how well it fits me. I then also wield HIS HAND, and get ready to attack. Snapping myself out of my state of enamor, I aim down the sights (with computer assisted aiming from the MCAI) and fire at the target. I then shift both weapons to rocket launcher mode, and rush up close to the target! I jump over it, and then while a little amount above it, I fire the rocket launchers! This propels me up into the air, when I set both guns on Machine gun mode, and blast them all the way down! Then I set both guns on MININUKE, and drop two mininukes and then promptly GET THE HECK OUTTA DODGE! The two dual mininukes of similiar, but different origins from similar, but different weapons both detonate at once, and cause a spiral shaped mushroom cloud!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I walk up to the omega barrier and trap it in a unbreakable box rigged with a crusher that is set to go off in 10 in-game minecraft days. The omega barrier, unable to do anything fun for the next 10 in-game minecraft days, gets bored to the point of insanity. Of course, I use a cheat command with the Oculus Blade to skip ahead to the 10th day. The box flattens itself hard onto the omega barrier, giving it a concussion. The box then falls apart as I prepare to fire a cannon at the barrier.
Surprise.
The cannon fires a [REDACTED]HEERFBOOM
Leaving a bunch of trollfaces on the ground. They all explode on the omega barrier
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Well, that escalated quickly.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I tell tehepicninja9001 that my power level...
And he agrees,
Although technically it's ten but whatever
(Yes, I actually met him on a server, but I didn't tell him, because MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 8999)
I then take the chat box and wack him in the FACE with it...
But wait... he's on a different server (No, I'm not because technically that's my second account *cough* *cough*)
Therefore, when the chatbox hit's him it causes a huge explosion that is targeted on the omega barrier
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I've just been *so* occupied. God, game compulsion. Wow. Such game, much playing. Anyways, now that I'm pulling myself away from the game long enough to make a post, I summon my trusty Slime mount, and jump up and down repeatedly on the Doomsday Ring, dealing massive damage to the workings. I then whip out a suspicious looking eye, and summon the Eye of Cthulhu, who charges down the Doomsday Ring repeatedly, causing even more damage. I then take out some worm food, and the Eater of Worlds pops out, chewing up the Doomsday Ring. By this point, however, the Godmodder has managed to kill both bosses, and laughs in my face. I then pull out the bigger guns, and toggle Expert Mode on, making everything harder. I then summon the Twins(Builder), Amazon Prime, and Worm 2: Electric Boogaloo... Wait whoops I mean the Twins, Skeletron Prime, and the Destroyer, who wreck the Doomsday Ring due to his utter lack of healing ability. Meanwhile, I run for the ocean, bust a Plantera's Bulb on my way, and quickly fish up Duke Fishron, drawing their aggro towards the Doomsday Ring as well. While the Godmodder is busy trying to fend off all 5 bosses, I toss Twin some Super Healing Potions, which he somehow downs all at once. I then grow bored of this fight, and the Godmodder was just about to win, so I summon the Dungeon Guardian to one-shot the Doomsday Ring.
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I throw a mass of static at Doomsday Ring, which takes the shape of a squirrel, primed to gnaw through it.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
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I'll turn my attack into some multi-post combo thingy. And as we have another day, I should make it a 3 post thing. And I'm working story into my attacks! With this few posts, maybe I really did slow down the Eclipse. Hm? Maybe? Probably not.
I survey the aqua and green tinted skies before looking down at the volcano I'm standing on. Sure, it might be prone to eruption and have purple cracks forming all over it, but that doesn't worry me. I take note of my exact location and mark it before heading down the volcano and walking out across the basalt, which was still shrinking and giving way to the dead grass. I expected that though. With this war ending, there wasn't anything else it could do. I take note of what I have at my disposal before going back up the volcano. Using this place to transcend spacial barriers is easy enough, but I'll give chronological barriers a try. Time to spend quite a while prepping...
Wilson slowly started edging back towards the volcano, partly because it was looking safer and partly because he could just barely make out some humanoid figure on it. Eventually, he stopped edging and starting actually walking. Pretty soon, he reached the volcano and started climbing, careful not to step on any of the purple cracks.
After getting back to my exact starting point, I brandished an enchanted diamond pickaxe. It had been a while since I had used it back in the manor, but I had kept it and upgraded it. Sure, I could use some kind of automated drill or maybe some explosives, but sometimes you just can't beat the classics. Plus, it wasn't too far to dig anyway. It should take me about 15 minutes, tops. And right now, 15 minutes was but the blink of an eye. I started mining out a large tunnel going straight into the volcano. However, I stopped digging after only a minute because I could feel another presence in this dream world. I looked over my shoulder to see Wilson watching me.
What... what are you doing here? How did you get here?
"Oh, hello. You saying that means you don't know how ironic it is. You probably think that this is your dream, but it isn't. I'll still answer you though. I'm here to prepare an attack against the Godmodder's latest thing and we don't have much time before the end of the universe so we need creative attacks and all that. As for how I got here, simple. I can open gates to and from here."
An attack? Eh, don't expect me to help much. I've had enough of all that. But if this isn't my dream, then who's is it? And how did I get here?
"All sentient creatures contribute to this place through their dreams. And sometimes, they can wander in here. But its very rare and most don't even remember it. I suspect your relation to me and everything I do has boosted your chances. Now, if you don't have anything else to ask, I should get back to digging. Feel free to watch me if you don't have anything else to do."
I swung around and broke another rock.
Um... why is the surrounding rock shrinking?
Without looking away from my work, I reply, "This biome correlates with Godcraft and as the population of dreamers there shrinks, so too does the size and life of the biome."
That shut up Wilson, leaving him quietly thinking about the deaths this war brought. Which weren't actually as high as he thought because Godcraft's population of dreamers didn't permanently die, they just left. I finished the rest of my mining and now had a tunnel leading straight from where I originally appeared into the volcano, but not actually deep enough to hit lava yet. Then, I casually planted explosives (that I just happened to have for moments like this) around the inside of the volcano before heading back to Wilson.
"Alright. Now, I'd recommend you get out of here now. Go take a look around. This place is quite diverse, so you can explore until you either wake up or die. But death in here just wakes you up anyway, so there's not really a difference between those two. However, I'm going to do something rather dangerous to bystanders. Something that can give permanent wounds, even after leaving this place. So, please leave."
Oh... I... um... ... okay... I'll... I'll leave...
To be finished in post 3...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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On the Deck.
And some random elves.
Ugh, they're crying.
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WE INTERRUPT THIS AWESOME CHAIN OF PHANTOM PERSONNEL BEATING THE BALLS OFF THE COCKPIT TO BRING YOU THE USE OF A NECRO SMASHER AGAINST THE CORRUPTION RING.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Post I
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The zombie raises Shooting Star, using the staff's power to send Dark Meteroid Prime into the Eclipse, where it is bathed in the energies of the Red Dragon.
OOC: Yay! Terraria 1.3 is out! Does anyone know when it's coming to Mac?
Alchemy Medley ⇒ Activated! / If the Doomsday Ring is dead/destroyed, I target the Legs. If those are dead/destroyed as well, I target the Barrier with less health.
I pull out the Voxwands and cause the voices of all computer voices to begin singing. A quick wave of the Speakers summons an instrumental accompaniment, creating a full piece.
The first part of the song is an instrumental, during which I withdraw the Unicoders and begin to input characters all over the place. The characters float around me as I sum them all together to the numbers 0x32E6, 0x13E28C3947D, 0x4EF3D2, 0x2DA5D70 and 0x42C4B. I then convert them from hexadecimal to hexavigesimal, converting it to "THE GODMODDER LIKES EATING POOP". I pull out the Unicoder and send these Basic Latin characters into the Doomsday Ring, dealing ISO basic Latin alphabet damage!
I throw some Megaton Punches at the Enemy Orb, then heal a random player with the No Joke.
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Post II
The zombie eats the eight principle off the ground before stabbing the Tripod with The Metalram.
Still suffering from a loss of all creativity, Eric decides to charge head first at the doomsday ring...
He then simultaneously uses every single battle technique he owns, causing the echeladder to short out, fall from the sky and land on the doomsday ring instead of actually letting Eric perform his battle techniques.
Confused as to what just happened because seeing through the fourth wall is not in his retinue of abilities, he decides to keep wailing away at the doomsday ring with lightsabers until (somehow) one of the lightsabers breaks about halfway up the blade, causing the plasmic energy to explode out in a massive geyser that melts off a huge portion of the doomsday ring.
And then, the nether spire (which was supposed to be in the possession of amp) goes off randomly, falling from the sky and striking the entire Incarnate with stunning lightning!!!
(twin: If we're having trouble on posts, why are you giving the Incarnate stupidly powerful buffs? I kinda don't want to restart from Scratch's Mansion again.)
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Well, it is less of a hassle on you, but you don't want us to get the bad ending, which is why you're doing this, right? Not that I'm complaining...
If I have not expended all of my turns, I launch dual Loch-n-Loads and empty the 6 grenades into the Legs. It only deals 20% more damage to buildings now, so they basically killed this weapon. What's even worse is that now Demo has no primary weapon that rewards him for accuracy (sure, the Loose Cannon, but that's finicky). I'd better stop before I go on a rant.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Act 3!
I'm tempted to use my finale to skip this fight, but I would need two posts the way it's shaping up. I instead summon forth from within the plane of elemental Sacred Items the essences of Hog Slop and Elf Tears to summon exactly those things, at least four of each, and then execute Combat Operandi: Armed And Dangerous. I proceed to immediately use Lefty to beat out the Doomsday Ring, or one of the Legs if it's destroyed, or the Alpha Barrier if that is gone, or the Omega Barrier if THAT is gone.
Hopefully we've managed to damage the stupid Cockpit enough that we're at least only down to the Barriers. Hopefully the Cockpit is exposed and TT can Rave it out of existence.
Well then Cobalt... umm... I guess more of those kinds of attacks is what we need. Let me do one.
Finishing this 3 post combo attack... This targets all of the... Clown Car/Wily Machine/Egg Capsule/whatever we're calling the Godmodder's thing in the following priority order: Doomsday Ring > Alpha/Omega barriers > Legs
Wilson edges backwards before turning and walking down the volcano.
Still not sure if I should believe you, all things considered.
As I wait for Wilson to get farther away, I do some currently very nonspecific enchantments on the tunnel leading into the volcano. I can't tell you what they are now because that would ruin the suspense. Checking to make sure Wilson is gone, I plant the Staff of Ysera into the ground atop the volcano like a radio tower (yes, in solid basalt) before starting some much darker enchantments. I hate doing this to any specific place, but its not like there's much life around here anyway. I've actually done this a few times already for various reasons, but it still feels like condemning this section of the Dream to death. I also need to be careful with this because its actually more dangerous for me than it is for Wilson. I'm not here as part of a dream, so for me, death and injuries in here do follow me out. After finishing a few more things and building a few structures, I walk down to my original location and open a portal out of this world.
Its been over two to three hours of preparation time, yet I reappear on the battlefield mere moments after leaving. I quickly mark my exact position again before looking at the Capsule (I'll just call it that I suppose). I back off before firing a pulse of green light directly into the ground where I stood. Now, to get it over here. I pulse force at the Capsule, pushing it away from my position. It starts moving towards me to counteract that. However, that means it unprepared for when I suddenly wrap chains of green fire around its legs and yank it onto my trapped ground, which collapses and plunges the Capsule into one of my emerald portals. I follow through my own portal.
The Dream is quite different from when I left it. Even though there is no day/night cycle in this place, the sky is now covered in Void black clouds and the basalt seems to be shifting and writhing. Occasionally, streaks of dark colors or lightning shoot across the ground or sky and jump between the two at impossible times. The Capsule seems to be in a box with one side open to the sky and one side leading into the volcano. The Godmodder is about to have the Capsule just stab through the wall when he hears a cackling sound, a hyena cackle. A group of strange, twisted creatures have gathered around the top of the box with more gathering by the second. They are normal animals, but each of them is just... wrong. Each corrupted and twisted into shadows of themselves in a unique and horrible way. They all stare down at the Capsule with murderous, glowing eyes. Controlling these corrupted creatures is... difficult to say the least. It is the greatest test of my taming skills. But I've gotten better at it over time. I make my appearance now, harnessing the energies of the nightmares to overload the Kitsune Charm, as it came from dreams. I infuse the strikes of these nightmare creatures with every last negative potion left in the Emporium plus the Potion Supply's poison potion. (for practical purposes, count this as me using...
Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
Splash Venom Potion x3 (lvl 1, poison)
Splash potion of chills x3 (lvl 2, even chillier)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x1 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
And the Potion Supply's poison potion
directly on the various parts of the Capsule, not just the Doomsday Ring, and then infusing my own Staff of Ysera with one of the Splash Potions of Temperature II. These potions should pay off now... hopefully). The power flowing through the Kitsune Charm is so great, it cracks the opal gem and brakes the chain. Not on my command, but on bloodlust's command, the corrupted ones leap down and overwhelm the Capsule with their unearthly shrieks and snarls. Each one latches onto a specific point of the Capsule and tears into it with cruel, malicious glee. Each of their vicious rends are empowered by otherworldly forces and not only apply their potion effects, but also a loosening of the target's grip on reality. After all, both dreams and nightmares seem so real when you're in them. Not satisfied with mechanical blood, they continue to rip deep into the Capsule, taking it as a challenge to inflict as much pain and damage as possible. They resist any attempt to be thrown off and seem immune to any kind of attack. They even take sick pride in the Capsule's writhing, taking it as a sign of success. Not before long, the Capsule has taken so many reality wounding hits that it starts detecting corrupted ones that aren't even there and the entire world twisting and contorting, casually preforming impossible feats of geometry.
Blinded, withered, weakened, chilled, double poisoned, burning, cut, bleeding, fearful, glitching, frostfire burnt, unhealing and delusional, the only way out for the Godmodder and the Capsule is through the tunnel into the volcano. Normally, going through there would be an incredibly stupid idea, but due to being delusional, the tunnel looks perfectly safe. With a little bit of encouragement from myself, the Capsule moves down it only to be suddenly pulled off into the volcano and the molten rock below. The corrupted ones follow it to the edge, still cackling with maniacal glee. Because it wouldn't be enough for this to happen once, the enchantments I placed earlier force the Capsule to exist in an infinite number of Dreams for an infinite number of timelines. So, the explosives detonate and crush the Capsule an infinite number of times and it is destroyed an infinite number of times. I leave it there to simmer for what feels like days, letting the potion effects tick over in all the infinite time lines and siphoning all their effects back to the Capsule. Then, I brandish the Staff of Ysera and fire a bolt of emerald lightning down into the volcano, blasting away the crushing rocks. To finish off, I start draining the lava. As soon as there is any spot for them to stand on, the corrupted ones howl and shriek their tainted hunting cries and pounce down to shred the Capsule some more, uncaring about the heat. After what seems like days or even weeks of phantom bloodlusting creatures attacking and tearing, howling and snarling, appearing and vanishing to and from nowhere but the depths of the darkest nightmares, the Capsule finally returns to the battlefield, no less than a minute after it left, baring all the wounds, potion effects and dementia it suffered in the Dream.
Back in the Dream, I overlooked the pit of corrupted ones, all hunting for more blood. What shallow respect I won with them is going to be fading soon because there is nothing else to kill. I would collapse more rocks in on them, but I know it won't actually do anything. These creatures aren't really physical beings and so can't be defeated like that. It might delay them a little, but delay them from doing what? Wilson is already far enough away, I made sure of that, and there aren't any other creatures around, so this might actually be the best place for them. And so, I left them there and returned to the battlefield.
Hah... there. 3 posts for this round. And now I have no other ideas for anything...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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